#PARKOUR !

[wyervan]

Telling you right now but dear god I love those slasher boys so much

Question about them! What's their favorite thing to do? Like a hobby, when they're not taking care of children or murdering anyone :3

I may have heard you mention that you like them a little bit i think maybe 🤔 once, maaaaybe twice? 😝 teehee

They don’t have much freetime between running the arcade and the extracurriculars.

Sun wakes up at the crack of dawn and keeps his hands busy with organizing and tidying and reorganizing most of the day at the arcade. I think fussing is sort of a hobby for him 😛. He usually collapses into bed at the end of most days, but sometimes he stays up an extra hour to read.

On days the arcade’s closed, he likes to go out and do things like see movies or go ice skating. But never ever alone.

And Moon is a gamer, holds high scores on most of the machines. Arcade games mostly, but I think he could be persuaded to join in a round of Halo. Though he’ll be insufferable if he wins, if he’s playing with my y/n Star, since console games are more their bag.

Moon also likes to go running at night, down country roads, then dimly-lit suburban streets, scales fences, sometimes even gets up on buildings, in trees. Watches people. But that’s getting into the extracurriculars. 😶

[shortcakecafe]

In my parkour civilization, people will always have a chance to try again.

[shoccoe]

So… I may or may not have written an entire Conlang based on a single joke in Minecraft Parkour Civilization 2. That would be ridiculous. Aha. Hahahaha. Ha.

*cough*

A Quick Guide to Writing in Parkour

Flourish List.

You add these in front of blocks to change their meaning. There’s a key at the bottom containing the Parkour alphabet which demonstrates how the space, 180°, 360°, and 720° Flourishes are used to refer to specific English-Letter analogs.

_ = Space

C = 180° Flourish = 5 spaces

O = 360° Flourish = 10 spaces

8 = 720° Flourish = 20 spaces

? = Reverse = Reverses input

^ = Vertical Jump = Raises Intensity

v = Drop = Lowers Intensity

Block List.

These are the building blocks (lmfao) of the language and are what would be counted as an “input” or “letter”. Also included are short legends under each block describing what each flourish does to each block!

(Note! _,C,O, and 8 cannot be applied to any block other than [ ] and H)

[ ] = Block = Grammatical Value

(?[ ] = Capitalized)

(^[ ] = Impassioned)

(v[ ] = Depressed)

H = Fence = Numerical Value

(?H = Negative)

(^H = Exponential)

(vH = Square Root)

u = Pot = Period

(?u = Comma)

(^u = Hyphen/Equality)

(vu = Parentheses)

I = Pane = Question

(?I = Exclamation)

(^I = Command)

(vI = Sarcasm)

% = Brewing Stand = Addition

(?% = Subtraction)

(^% = Multiplication)

(v% = Division)

Alphabet

a = [ ]

b = _[ ]

c = __[ ]

ch = ___[ ]

d = ____[ ]

e = C[ ]

f = _C[ ]

g = __C[ ]

h = ___C[ ]

i = ____C[ ]

j = O[ ]

l = _O[ ]

m = __O[ ]

n = ___O[ ]

o = ____O[ ]

p = OC[ ]

r = _OC[ ]

s = __OC[ ]

sh = ___OC[ ]

t = ____OC[ ]

th = 8[ ]

u = _8[ ]

v = __8[ ]

w = ___8[ ]

y = ____8[ ]

Numbers

0 = H

1 = _H

2 = __H

3 = ___H

4 = ____H

5 = CH

6 = _CH

7 = __CH

8 = ___CH

9 = ____CH

Now that you have all the tools, let’s put it all together~!

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?8[ ]____C[ ]__OC[ ] ____C[ ]__OC[ ] OC[ ][ ]_OC[ ]__[ ]____O[ ]_8[ ]_OC[ ]?I

____CHH% _HH ^u _HHH

?C[ ][ ]____OC[ ] 8[ ]C[ ] _OC[ ]____C[ ]___[ ]^I

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Big thanks to my friend PrismaticKoi for giving me the idea and helping me figure this all out! Working with her made this process super fun!!!

Enjoy Parkour-!!! I’ll be coding an English<—>Parkour translator at some point, so stick around to find that!!

All of you need to go watch Minecraft Parkour Civilization though. It’s seriously fantastic.

[cosmorrian]

in my parkour civilization, everyone has the chance to try again

[doghowto]

Ninja, the parkour city dog, showing off! 🥷 Follow me for more talented dogs!

[thedangerdraws]

"I can try-hard any Parkour Civilization layer."

-Alexander "Hopmaster" Technoblade

[chamoemileclown]

i'm really sick right now and i binged the first parkour civilization movie and then had a fever dream i was in the parkour civilization

[missriyochuchi]

The Masked Torchbearer in the Opening Ceremony of the 2024 Paris Olympic Games

[erqixi]

Parkour people go brrr

[clever-naming-convention]

Oh my gosh in parkour civilization only parkour pros are allowed to place or break blocks??? That is so messed up

[factual-flittermouse]

DC confirms that the bat cave is just part of a really huge cave system, and that’s just how Batman gets around without people seeing him. Some people question how nobody else has discovered the batcave if this is true, but it /is/ Gotham - there’s a man eating pseudo crocodile and a zombie in the sewers. Would you risk it?

[bagel-is-yum]

Im so proud of myself

[takeyourthrone]

in parkour civilization , no one jumps for the beef

fanart of the guyt who kept beefing with evbo

[4gifs]

Parkour cat has hang time