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ALMOND COOKIE HEADCANONS!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

His coat has many coffee stains, he tries to wash them off but some of the stains still remain.

He’d definitely be that one person to wear like a summer fit when it’s literally freezing outside.

Almond would be a ticklish guy, he’d try to hide it but like that’s the easiest way you could make him laugh if you can manage to tickle him.

If almond ever had a social media I feel like half of his dms would be random people sending him dumb things specifically images like the uh “you obviously don’t own an air fryer” or they’d do that thing where they message him everyday with a request like those “day 1 of asking almond to ____”

Almond is very hard on himself, often feeling very disappointed or frustrated if he isn’t able to do something right or how it was needed. Like trying to chase down a criminal, if he’s unable to catch them he’ll go back home feeling ashamed that he wasn’t able to catch them. Usually taking the huge fault at something if it doesn’t go right.

Almond definitely has a sweet tooth but he denies it all the time, if you have any bowl or candy left unintended you’ll probably find that some of it is missing sooner or later. (he would definitely snag a few candies from walnut’s candy basket after Halloween..)

Almond has been caught in the act of trying to act as the tooth fairy, halfway trying to swap out a tooth from walnut she woke up and saw him.

Almond would have to be extra careful on April Fools day because of a certain two cookies,,,(Roguefort and Walnut but mostly Roguefort) they would be pranking Almond all day. Walnut would try to pull classic harmless pranks on Almond half of them would be obvious pranks but almond would still pretend to fall for them just to see Walnut happy. Honestly Almond would probably be the target of many on April Fools Day,,

Batman enjoyer as a kid and still enjoys it now in present time, he’d probably use some quotes from Batman and like say them infront of walnut just for fun. Also a Robin enjoyer too.

Almond probably gets asked very often why his sweater is so big, I don’t think he knows why..

Almond seems like the type of dad to not want a pet but then literally when they finally do he’s like bestest friends with the pet, literally Inseparable.

He is a sleepwalker, he’ll randomly wake up in the middle of the night sometimes and find himself in a whole new spot.

Cat Babytalker forsure, Walnut walked in on him doing this once and he begged for her to just keep it between the two of them. NOBODY KNOWS EXECPT WALNUT, NOBODYYYYY. Some people have their suspicions though.

Almond would randomly say something you’d hear from a detective movie, if the time was right ofcourse. People would definitely laugh at him for this because he’d usually say it in the most serious tone ever. I also think Walnut and Almond would have a small inside joke on this, where randomly they’d both say something of that sort and just go along with it.

I feel like almond could have the most sweetest smile but have the most coldest stare also, like despite him being more serious most of the time he’d never be like cruel or whatever. His face expression would usually just look like serious or just typical but he could have like a super cold expression if he wanted too, there’d definitely be a difference

This dude definitely snores, his nose has to be messed up or something. Probably from falling so many times onto his face or some other things, MANY THINGS COULDVE CAUSED THIS.

He has one of those mugs that are like “Worlds #1 Dad” or “Worlds #1 Dadtective” he would atleast have ONE of these mugs from a Fathers Day Present (Walnut gave it to him and it’s his favorite mug, he always uses it)

He has dressed up as Batman for Halloween once when he was a kid, it was his favorite costume when he was younger. But now looking back at the photo almond can’t believe that he walked around in that costume (it was bad) He has a photo of it and only a few people have seen it, or so that’s what Almond thinks (many people have seen it)

I’d say there’s like a good handful or more of people (most likely being any co-workers he has or friends) that just don’t take him seriously at all. I can imagine almond being in the middle of explaining something and someone just goes “Okay Dragon Arrester” (nobody is ever letting that go)

Nail biter (this one is short I KNOW)

He would be able to do the most randomest things but also not be able to do the most randomest things if that makes sense,,,like for example ‘ya Ik how to bake a cake but I can’t make eggs’

//I’ve never done this before I had fun writing these Headcanons lol!! Ty for reading! (*^▽^*) <3//

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No idea if this is canon or not but I feel like Captain Ice’s hair would like melt a little bit when she’s like really upset or stressed out

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RRGG EFFR3VFR/EF3V.RF3V.F..T…G.REEE..RGGEGEGE FOAMS FROM MY MOUTH. THESE..THESE TWO. GAFRFGTGRGRGR/POS (this is just gonna be a ramble of these two so YUP!!)

silly little headcanon of mine is that these two are like related in some way, cousins or brothers, something like that,,,I usually saw them as brothers and like Whipped Cream was the oldest and Pastel Meringue being younger than Whipped Cream. LIKE LIKE UHM wait before I continue just a heads up this is probably gonna be a bit unorganized IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN THIS ALL LIKE NEATLY OR SMTH SO IM JUST SAYING IT WITHOUT KINDA SORTING IT,,I THINK,,,BUT ANYWAYS LIKE I imagine like during outfit preparations for Whipped Cream, like while he is trying to find an outfit for his shows and stuff. Meringue is just rating them all and giving opinions on the outfits, giving him suggestions too. Probably adding some extra things to the outfit too like small accessories and stuff like that. Meringue would probably show up to like a few bit of Whipped Cream’s shows, not all of them since Meringue is sometimes busy with their own things but he tries to show up to atleast some. Definitely telling Whipped Cream his thoughts on their performance after it was done. Meringue would probably try and give them suggestions on how to padazzle the show even more or rambling to Whipped Cream on things they could personally add to their outfit. Which on 1 or a few occasions they both have probably gotten into a few arguments from that. Like Meringue trying to suggest something different for something about Whipped Cream’s outfit or theme whatever and like Whipped Cream not really wanting to go with that idea and like Meringue seeing that as a loss he still tries to encourage the suggestion but Whipped Cream gets a bit sad after he continuously says that he doesn’t wanna change the thing that Meringue is suggesting. They’ll get into arguments sometimes like that sure, but they still care about eachother in the end,,,although Meringue holds a small tiny grudge each time because he definitely believes that their own opinion or like suggestion was definitely better but whatever they don’t hold onto that grudge that tightly. ANYWAYS uhm on another topic uhmm OH SO LIKE Meringue probably has Whipped Cream model some of his own created outfits, like using Whipped Cream as Mannequin while they add final touches to an outfit he’s working on or stuff of that sort,,the whole time asking if the outfit looks good even though in his mind he knows damn well it looks good. Whipped Cream would probably respond and be like ‘yeah it looks fantastic so far!’ AND MERINGUE WOULD BE LIKE ‘ya ik’ EVERYTIME. One time when Meringue asked that Whipped Cream called it that he’d say ‘ya ik’ again after he gave his response and Meringue scoffed cause HE KNEW THAT WHIPPED CREAM WAS RIGHT SO LIKE Meringue is like ‘whatever’ and lightly pokes Whipped Cream with like the needle thing that he uses, I CAN IMAGINE SO MANY SCENARIOS WITH THESE TWO LIKE UHM,,they both go out for once and spend time together and like halfway they both spot a cookie with like a horrendous fashion choice outfit and like Meringue cookie stands in utter DISGUST they start ROASTING THE CRAP OUT OF THE POOR COOKIE TO WHIPPED CREAM AND LIKE Whipped Cream is just shocked too, Meringue is going ham on this poor cookie. Whipped Cream worries that the cookie may overhear Meringue roasting them so he tells Meringue to TONE IT DOWN Meringue infact does NOT tone it down literally this is offense to even be out there wearing such a horrendous thing so Meringue goes up to them and starts ROASTING THEM INFRONT OF THEIR FACE Whipped Cream does not partake in this AT ALL he LEAVES. OUT. DONE. NOT HIS BUSINESS ANYMORE (spoiler alert, Meringue may or may not get in a whole heated argument with this poor random cookie)

ANOTHER THING TEEHE I like to headcanon that like when Meringue was first starting their passion for making clothing and such all that yeah,,they made Whipped Cream their iconic usual performance outfit as a gift. Meringue mostly just wanted to experiment with things and they enjoyed how it came out, Whipped Cream loved it ALOT. It’s one of his most prized possessions. Meringue isn’t proud of the outfit now, he believes that he could’ve done better and he knows he can definitely do better now. He even suggests or asks Whipped Cream oftenly if he wants him to fix or adjust anything about it but Whipped Cream always just says it’s perfect the way it is. OO OMG ANOTHER THING UHM these two are probably like very fascinated with the Phantom Bleu and like admire them a bunch for their own different reasons. Meringue admiring them for their outfits and style, the class that they contain. The EVERYTHING, Meringue finds them to be very just interesting, stunning too. Whipped Cream on the other hand admire their swift work and the way they move. How they can move so elegantly and swiftly, how all of the turns and leaps they make are all so precise. Phantom Bleu was actually one of their inspirations when he first started preforming!! They both think the Phantom Bleu is a quite respectable cookie, besides their acts of crimes, they haven’t necessarily harmed anyone and they both find that admirable. Since most criminals,,,do harm people,,,BUT GRA IM GETTING OFF TOPIC HERE ERM UHM,,but ya the two sillies!!! I’d say that they’re like that similar but so different duo,,they both grew up having a thing for works of art, finding stuff like that so interesting. Cough cough….Whipped Cream was a theatre kid,,,cough,,cough,,,,Meringue teased him about,,,,COUGH,,Whipped Cream was very dramatic when he was younger, would put on a show for the SMALLEST THINGS. Oh I just tripped??? Yeah so like I’m dead now HA take that now I’m gonna Sue the floor for making me trip, ya that,,,,many cookies actually don’t know that they’re related, some kinda assume it but they don’t like know entirely,,so it’s usually a small shock when it’s revealed,,BUT MWHEHAAH THATS ALL,,,FOR NOW! I hope you enjoyed reading this if you made it to the end!!!! Have a nice day!!! :3

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he looks like he’d say a cup of Joe instead of a cup of coffee

Look at that face, cup of Joe behavior

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I feel like almond could have the most sweetest smile but have the most coldest stare also, like despite him being more serious most of the time he’d never be like cruel or whatever. His face expression would usually just look like serious or just typical but he could have like a super cold expression if he wanted too, there’d definitely be a difference

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Someone managed to adjust her rule book and make some of the rules really stupid as a joke, she got to the bottom of it IMMEDIATELY.

“Rule 47, You cant walk in hallways without a piece of….salmon in your hand with butter also, you also must be doing a dance...? What…this wasn’t in the rule book before..Who’s responsible for this????”

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He has a collection of these somewhere, he’ll probably actually open hatch open one of the eggs when he’s feeling down. Literally in tears grabbing a random hatchimal egg and opening it getting a blue tiger with wings, IDK I PICTURED HIM DOING THAT HELP,,

or he’d give you one as a token of appreciation or,,,,,friendship,,,woah!!!!

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IM TRYING TO TYPE THIS OUT BUT I KEEP LAUGINGHEKP

He would have the most randomest phone like only HE would be able to use it. It would probably have like a virus and be on the brink of like getting another or smth but he would say it’s perfectly fine. He would get like notifications and calls from it a lot, probably a random YouTuber notification from the time that Walnut subscribed to a YouTuber on his phone. Literally his phone would be so hard to figure out, a rubix cube basically only this dude would know how to get stuff done on it. It would probably have a random ringtone too but he wouldn’t know how to change it. WALNUT CHANGED IT TO SOMETHING STUPID AS A APRIL FOOLS PRANK AND ITS BEEN STUCK LIKE THAT EVER SINCE. People definitely insist on him getting a new phone but he’s like ‘nah this one is fine’

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Golden Cheese Cookie would probably be the person making 3am videos “SUMMONING DARK ENCHANTRESS COOKIE AT 3AM GONE WRONG💯SHE STARTED ANOTHER WAR🔥🔥🔥DO NOT TRY AT HOME🚨🚨🚨🚨”

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They’d have a “An apple a day keeps the doctor away!” Sign in their office

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At first he thought like lgbtq flags were state flags and he’d be confused when he’d see people with them because he’d have no idea what state it was,,,eventually he found out that it was infact NOT a state flag,,,

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Made a ur mom joke on accident to Baguette cookie on his first few days working there

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someone has convinced this guy that a regular egg that they were holding was an ancient dragon egg and they then boiled the egg right in front of them and just,,,ate it,,,HE WATCHED IN HORROR, WAS NEVER THE SAME AFTER THAT

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She seems like she would make ur mom jokes or deez nuts jokes at any chance she gets

Look at that mischievous smile, up to no good

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He would be horrified to see all the people who simp for him

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she has a room full of cheez-its and goldfish, so many that u could probably swim in them. She keeps this room private and NOBODY knows she has this room