#P-shot India

[urologistindelhi]

P-Shot Injection Price in India and Shockwave Therapy Cost: A Comprehensive Guide

The field of sexual health and wellness has seen significant advancements over the years, offering a range of innovative treatments for men and women. Among these, the P-Shot injection and shockwave therapy have gained immense popularity for their efficacy in addressing sexual dysfunction, improving performance, and enhancing overall quality of life. If you're exploring these treatments, understanding their benefits, procedure details, and costs in India is crucial. This comprehensive guide delves into these aspects, offering insights to help you make an informed decision.

What is the P-Shot Injection?

The Priapus Shot (P-Shot) is a cutting-edge treatment designed to improve male sexual health. It involves injecting platelet-rich plasma (PRP), derived from the patient’s blood, into specific areas of the penis. This promotes tissue regeneration, enhances blood flow, and improves sexual function.

Benefits of the P-Shot Injection

Enhanced Erectile Function: Improves blood flow and strengthens erections.

Increased Sensitivity: Boosts sensitivity and pleasure during intimacy.

Long-lasting Results: Results can last for up to a year with proper care.

Safe and Natural: Uses the patient’s own blood, minimizing risks of allergic reactions.

P-Shot Injection Price in India

The cost of the P-Shot injection in India varies based on the clinic, city, and expertise of the practitioner. On average, the price ranges between ₹35,000 and ₹70,000 per session. Factors influencing the cost include:

Clinic Location: Major cities like Delhi, Mumbai, or Bangalore may have higher costs.

Doctor’s Expertise: Renowned urologists or sexologists with extensive experience may charge more.

Technology Used: Clinics using advanced PRP preparation techniques may have slightly higher charges.

Understanding Shockwave Therapy for Sexual Health

Shockwave therapy, also known as low-intensity extracorporeal shockwave therapy (Li-ESWT), is a non-invasive treatment that uses sound waves to improve blood flow and repair damaged tissues. This therapy is primarily used for erectile dysfunction (ED) and Peyronie’s disease but is also beneficial for enhancing overall sexual performance.

Benefits of Shockwave Therapy

Non-Invasive: No needles, surgeries, or downtime involved.

Improved Blood Flow: Helps in regenerating blood vessels and improving circulation.

Effective for ED: Particularly beneficial for men with vascular-related erectile dysfunction.

Painless and Quick: Sessions typically last 15–30 minutes with minimal discomfort.

Shockwave Therapy Cost in India

The cost of shockwave therapy in India typically ranges from ₹6,000 to ₹15,000 per session, depending on the clinic and treatment plan. A complete treatment course may require 6–12 sessions, bringing the total cost to ₹36,000–₹1,80,000. Key factors affecting the price include:

Number of Sessions Required: More severe conditions may require additional sessions.

Clinic Reputation: High-end clinics may charge more due to their superior facilities and expertise.

Technology Used: Advanced shockwave devices may increase the overall cost.

How to Choose the Right Clinic for P-Shot and Shockwave Therapy

Selecting a reputable clinic and an experienced doctor is essential to ensure the safety and effectiveness of these treatments. Consider the following factors:

Doctor’s Credentials: Opt for certified urologists or sexologists like Dr. Ashish Saini, known for their expertise in sexual health treatments.

Clinic Reviews: Check patient reviews and testimonials online to gauge the clinic’s reliability.

Technology and Equipment: Ensure the clinic uses state-of-the-art equipment for PRP preparation and shockwave therapy.

Personalized Consultation: Choose a clinic that offers a thorough consultation to address your concerns and create a tailored treatment plan.

What to Expect During the Procedures

P-Shot Injection Procedure

Blood Draw and PRP Preparation: A small amount of blood is drawn from the patient, and PRP is extracted using a centrifuge.

Application of Numbing Cream: A numbing agent is applied to the targeted area to minimize discomfort.

Injection: The PRP is carefully injected into specific areas of the penis.

Recovery: Patients can resume normal activities immediately after the procedure.

Shockwave Therapy Procedure

Preparation: The treatment area is cleaned, and a gel is applied to facilitate the sound waves.

Soundwave Application: A handheld device delivers sound waves to the targeted areas.

Short Recovery: The procedure is quick, and there’s no downtime.

Why Choose India for P-Shot and Shockwave Therapy?

India has emerged as a preferred destination for medical tourism, offering world-class healthcare services at competitive prices. Key reasons to choose India include:

Affordable Costs: Treatments like the P-Shot and shockwave therapy are significantly cheaper than in Western countries.

Highly Skilled Doctors: Specialists like Dr. Ashish Saini bring years of expertise in urology and sexual health.

Advanced Facilities: Clinics in India are equipped with the latest technology and adhere to international standards.

Comprehensive Care: Patients receive personalized attention and support throughout their treatment journey.

Final Thoughts

The P-Shot injection and shockwave therapy are transformative treatments for individuals looking to improve their sexual health and performance. With competitive pricing and access to skilled professionals, India is an excellent choice for undergoing these procedures.

If you're considering these treatments, consult a trusted specialist to understand the best approach for your needs. Experts like Dr. Ashish Saini can guide you through every step, ensuring a safe and effective outcome. Remember, investing in your sexual wellness can significantly enhance your overall quality of life.

[androneo]

Know More about P Shot and P Shot Cost in India | AndroNeo

The P Shot cost in India can vary depending on the clinic, location, and the specific services included. On average, it may cost anywhere from ₹10,000 to ₹30,000 or more per session. However, prices can fluctuate, so it’s best to first consult the doctor to assess the dose required and then contact the hospital for up-to-date pricing information.

[greatworldwar2]

• Satoru Anabuki (Japanese IJAAF Ace)

Lieutenant Colonel Satoru Anabuki 穴吹 智, Anabuki Satoru, was depending on the source, the second or third highest-scoring flying ace of the Imperial Japanese Army Air Force in World War II, with 39 victories (51 claimed).

Born into a farming family in the Kagawa Prefecture, he graduated high school to take the entrance examination for the Juvenile Flying Soldier School and entered the Tokyo Army Aviation School in April 1938, In Oct 1940, he was enrolled in Tachi'arai flight school in Fukuoka Prefecture graduating in March 1941 in the 6th Juvenile Soldier Course and receiving a promotion to corporal in October. He was assigned to the 3rd Company of the 50th Air Squadron, stationed on Formosa in 1941. With the outbreak of the Pacific War, he fought in the conquest of the Philippines, where he claimed his first victory, a Curtiss P-40, on December 22nd, 1941 flying a Ki-27 aircraft. On February 9th, 1942, he shot down two more.

He returned to Japan with his squadron in Apr 1942, where the squadron was re-equipped with Ki-43 Hayabusa aircraft; Anabuki named his new fighter "Fubuki", partially based on his own surname. In Jun 1942, his squadron was transferred to Burma, where he would see combat over Burma, India, and southwestern China. He was promoted to the rank of sergeant in Dec 1942. On December 20th, 1942, he shot down a Blenheim bomber over Magwe, Burma, the first of many bomber victories. On December 24th, he shot down three British Hurricane fighters in combat over Magwe, Burma. In May 1943, he received a new Ki-43 fighter; he named this new aircraft "Kimikaze" after his wife Kimiko. He was seriously wounded in combat while flying "Kimikaze" over Rangoon, Burma on October 8th, 1943; after initial recuperation, he was transferred to the Akeno Army Flying School in Ibaraki Prefecture, Japan in Feb 1944.

In late 1944, after being cleared to fly once again, he shot down four US F6F Hellcat fighters over Takao, Taiwan and the Philippine Islands while ferrying Ki-84 Hayate fighters from Japan southwards. In December 1944, he was promoted to the rank of sergeant major. In the final months of the war, he was an instructor at Akeno with frequent combat assignments; in this role, he scored his 39th and final confirmed victory (53rd claimed victory), a B-29 bomber, over Japan while flying a Ki-100 fighter. After the war, he joined the Police Reserve in 1950, eventually reaching the rank of captain. Later, he joined the Japan Ground Self-Defense Force, becoming a helicopter pilot stationed in northeastern Japan; he retired from his military career in 1971 at the rank of lieutenant colonel. He worked for Japan Airlines before retiring in 1984. Many of Anabuki's victory claims during the Burma Campaign have been contested by comparing them to Allied records of lost aircraft on particular occasions. In several cases, there were no records of Allied planes even operating in the area where the claims were made. Anabuki passed away on an unknown date in June of 2005 at the age of 83 years old.

[gulfu]

Dragon fly Shot with Fujifilm Xh2 + Xf30mm macro #fujifilm #gulfuphotography #fujifilmxh2 #macrophotography #macro_world #macro_perfection #fujifilmxindia #macroworld #radiantdiffuser #kings_macro #ip_insects #insectguru #macrogrammers (at Kochi, India) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoWdbWIP0yn/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[funnywildlife]

@rememberingwildlife ‘s #RememberingLeopards Photo Contest ends tomorrow Sunday March 5th. Enter today for a chance to have your leopard photo immortalised in the next book in the Remembering Wildlife series which will focus on this iconic species. Enter using link in bio/below https://mailchi.mp/rememberingwildlife/remembering-leopards-competition-ends-tomorrow Meanwhile enjoy this beautiful shot of an Indian Leopard by #wildographer, photosafari guide & @rememberingwildlife serial contributor @darylbalfourwildphotos * #RememberingWildlife #RememberingBooks #WildlifePhotographersUnited #photocontest #indianleopard #bandhavgarh #bandhavgarhnationalpark #india #leopard #wildlifeconservation #wildlifelovers #naturephotography #darylbalfour (at Bandhavgarh National Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpXZRf0sCvK/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[usafphantom2]

Boeing F-15EX completes first phase of integrated testing

Fernando Valduga By Fernando Valduga 09/14/2023 - 11:00am in Military

The F-15EX recently completed the first phase of its initial operational test and evaluation (IT&E) program with the launch of an AGM-158 joint air-surface missile (JASSM), the highest-range air-to-ground missile in the U.S. Department of Defense combat inventory.

The JASSM has a range of about 230 miles, according to a U.S. Air Force information leaflet.

The F-15EX is the first U.S. Air Force aircraft to undergo an integrated program of tests and evaluations. The combination of the IOT&E and DOT&E effort is unique to the program, in that the existing test data of the legacy F-15C/D and F-15E can be compared with the data from the new EX, with a special focus on the new features unique to EX, such as its advanced processor and fly-by-wire control system. The EX also has more weapon stations than the F-15E, allowing it to carry more war material.

In November 2022 tests, the F-15EX demonstrated that it can carry up to 12 AIM-120 AMRAAM air-to-air missiles.

“Proving the ability of the F-15EX to employ three JASSMs after witnessing the validation of the air-to-air domain paper with a load of 12 AMRAAM that it can fire is incredible,” said Major Calvin Conner, commander of the F-15 division of the 85º Test and Evaluation Squadron. "The firepower that four F-15EX jets bring to a combatant commander is tremendous."

JASSM was launched during the Combat Hammer exercise, held at Hill Air Base in Utah in August. The shot was performed simultaneously with the 53ª Wing Weapon System Evaluation Program, which required a collaborative effort between the 83º and 86º Fighter Weapon Squadrons. The details of the shot - the targets, ranges, etc. - are confidential, but have been strongly evaluated, from the construction of the weapon to the use and analysis of the missile routes, to the target.

"This test shows innovation and results in the rapid delivery of state-of-the-art capabilities to the fighter. That's exactly what our fighters need from us," said Mark Sears, vice president of Boeing Fighters. "The F-15EX is the most affordable and immediate way to renew the capacity and upgrade the capabilities of the U.S. Air Force and we are ready to deliver additional aircraft later this year."

With Phase I of the F-15EX IT&E completed, the data from this phase will be analyzed for the final report to guide a total production decision determination in the coming months.

The U.S. Air Force plans to buy 104 F-15EX fighters, although this number could rise to 110 if some changes to the 2024 fiscal year defense bill are enacted.

Boeing begins delivering fighters with combat capability to U.S. Air Force squads later this year.

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Aviation photographer and pilot since 1992, he has participated in several events and air operations, such as Cruzex, AirVenture, Daytona Airshow and FIDAE. He has work published in specialized aviation magazines in Brazil and abroad. Uses Canon equipment during his photographic work throughout the world of aviation.

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[legend-collection]

Monopods

Monopods (also called sciapods, skiapods, skiapodes) were mythological dwarf-like creatures with a single, large foot extending from a leg centred in the middle of their bodies. The names monopod and skiapod (σκιάποδες) are both Greek, respectively meaning "one-foot" and "shadow-foot".

Monopods appear in Aristophanes' play The Birds, first performed in 414 BC. They are described by Pliny the Elder in his Natural History, where he reports travelers' stories from encounters or sightings of Monopods in India. Pliny remarks that they are first mentioned by Ctesias in his book Indika, a record of the view of Persians of India which only remains in fragments. Pliny describes Monopods like this:

He [Ctesias] speaks also of another race of men, who are known as Monocoli, who have only one leg, but are able to leap with surprising agility. The same people are also called Sciapodae, because they are in the habit of lying on their backs, during the time of the extreme heat, and protect themselves from the sun by the shade of their feet.

Philostratus mentions Skiapodes in his Life of Apollonius of Tyana, which was cited by Eusebius in his Treatise Against Hierocles. Apollonius of Tyana believes the Skiapodes live in India and Ethiopia, and asks the Indian sage Iarkhas about their existence.

St. Augustine (354–430) mentions the "Skiopodes" in The City of God, Book 16, Chapter 8 entitled "Whether Certain Monstrous Races of Men Are Derived From the Stock of Adam or Noah's Sons", and mentions that it is uncertain whether such creatures exist.

Reference to the legend continued into the Middle Ages, for example with Isidore of Seville in his Etymologiae, where he writes:

The race of Sciopodes are said to live in Ethiopia; they have only one leg, and are wonderfully speedy. The Greeks call them σκιαπόδες ("shade-footed ones") because when it is hot they lie on their backs on the ground and are shaded by the great size of their foot.

The Hereford Mappa Mundi, drawn c. 1300, shows a sciapod on one side of the world, as does a world map drawn by Beatus of Liébana (c. 730 – c. 800).

A race of the "One-Legged",or the "Uniped" was allegedly encountered by Thorfinn Karlsefni and his group of Icelandic settlers in North America in the early 11th century, according to the Saga of Erik the Red. The presence of "unipedes maritimi" in Greenland was marked on Claudius Clavus's map dated 1427.

According to the saga, Karlsefni Thorvald Eiriksson and others assembled a search party for Thorhall, and sailed around Kjalarnes and then south. After sailing for a long time, while moored on the south side of a west-flowing river, they were shot at by a one-footed man (einfœtingr), and Thorvald died from an arrow wound.

The saga goes on to relate that the party went northward and approached what they guessed to be Einfœtingaland ("Land of the One-Legged" or "Country of the Unipeds").

According to Carl A. P. Ruck, the Monopods's cited existence in India refers to the Vedic Aja Ekapad ("Not-born Single-foot"), an epithet for Soma. Since Soma is a botanical deity the single foot would represent the stem of an entheogenic plant or fungus.

John of Marignolli (1338–1353) provides another explanation of these creatures. Quote from his travels from India:

The truth is that no such people do exist as nations, though there may be an individual monster here and there. Nor is there any people at all such as has been invented, who have but one foot which they use to shade themselves withal. But as all the Indians commonly go naked, they are in the habit of carrying a thing like a little tent-roof on a cane handle, which they open out at will as a protection against sun or rain. This they call a chatyr; I brought one to Florence with me. And this it is which the poets have converted into a foot.

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[brookstonalmanac]

Events 1.3 (before 1960)

69 – The Roman legions on the Rhine refuse to declare their allegiance to Galba, instead proclaiming their legate, Aulus Vitellius, as emperor. 250 – Emperor Decius orders everyone in the Roman Empire (except Jews) to make sacrifices to the Roman gods. 1521 – Pope Leo X excommunicates Martin Luther in the papal bull Decet Romanum Pontificem. 1653 – By the Coonan Cross Oath, the Eastern Church in India cuts itself off from colonial Portuguese tutelage. 1749 – Benning Wentworth issues the first of the New Hampshire Grants, leading to the establishment of Vermont. 1749 – The first issue of Berlingske, Denmark's oldest continually operating newspaper, is published. 1777 – American General George Washington defeats British General Lord Cornwallis at the Battle of Princeton. 1815 – Austria, the United Kingdom, and France form a secret defensive alliance against Prussia and Russia. 1833 – Captain James Onslow, in the Clio, reasserts British sovereignty over the Falkland Islands. 1848 – Joseph Jenkins Roberts is sworn in as the first president of Liberia. 1861 – American Civil War: Delaware votes not to secede from the United States. 1868 – Meiji Restoration in Japan: The Tokugawa shogunate is abolished; agents of Satsuma and Chōshū seize power. 1870 – Construction work begins on the Brooklyn Bridge in New York, United States. 1871 – In the Battle of Bapaume, an engagement in the Franco-Prussian War, General Louis Faidherbe's forces bring about a Prussian retreat. 1885 – Sino-French War: Beginning of the Battle of Núi Bop. 1911 – A magnitude 7.7 earthquake destroys the city of Almaty in Russian Turkestan. 1911 – A gun battle in the East End of London leaves two dead. It sparked a political row over the involvement of then-Home Secretary Winston Churchill. 1913 – An Atlantic coast storm sets the lowest confirmed barometric pressure reading for a non-tropical system in the continental United States. 1913 – First Balkan War: Greece completes its capture of the eastern Aegean island of Chios, as the last Ottoman forces on the island surrender. 1920 – Over 640 are killed after a magnitude 6.4 earthquake strikes the Mexican states Puebla and Veracruz. 1933 – Minnie D. Craig becomes the first woman elected as Speaker of the North Dakota House of Representatives, the first woman to hold a Speaker position anywhere in the United States. 1944 – World War II: US flying ace Major Greg "Pappy" Boyington is shot down in his Vought F4U Corsair by Captain Masajiro Kawato flying a Mitsubishi A6M Zero. 1946 – Popular Canadian American jockey George Woolf suffers a concussion during a freak racing accident; he dies from the injury the following day. The annual George Woolf Memorial Jockey Award is created to honor him. 1947 – Proceedings of the U.S. Congress are televised for the first time. 1949 – The Bangko Sentral ng Pilipinas, the central bank of the Philippines, is established. 1953 – Frances P. Bolton and her son, Oliver from Ohio, become the first mother and son to serve simultaneously in the U.S. Congress. 1956 – A fire damages the top part of the Eiffel Tower. 1957 – The Hamilton Watch Company introduces the first electric watch. 1958 – The West Indies Federation is formed.[ 1959 – Alaska is admitted as the 49th U.S. state.

[advait-baxi]

Indian silverbill ----------------------------------------------------------- Shot on Nikon D7500 with Nikkor 18-140mm VR lens F-Stop: 5.6 Shutter Speed: 1/160s ISO: 200 Focal Length: 140mm ----------------------------------------------------------- Location: Nandanvan stud farm, Mahij, Gujarat, India Date: 04-Mar-2023 ----------------------------------------------------------- #instagood #photooftheday #instagram #naturephotography #travelphotography #photoshoot #naturelovers #nikonphotography #nikon #wildlifephotography #natgeo #birdsofinstagram #birdphotography #ourplanetdaily #livelife #bbctravel #500px #natgeowild #bbcearth #birds_adored #ig_travel #best_birds_of_ig #wildlifephotographer #natgeoindia #best_birds_of_world #birdsonearth #raw_birds #nikonindia #nikond7500 #nikonindiaofficial (at Nandanvan Farm) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpndDJ6vcgF/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[mayanknagoriphotos]

Throwback photo from my archives during my short trip to Mahabaleshwar. This was shot near the main market area while we were wandering around. Shot on mobile. . . . . . . . . . · . . · · #monsoon #photography #india #agameoftones #nature #photographysouls #indianphotography #moodygrams #monsoonseason #photographylovers #indiapictures #rain #photographyislife #indiaclicks #artofvisuals #monsoonmagic #photographylover #indian #aov #photographyislifee #photographers_of_india #instagood #monsoons #photographyeveryday #storiesofindia #createcommune #clouds #photographer #urbanandstreet #travel (at Mahabaleshwar) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cor6tmLSDVK/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kimlangstudio]

Cotton Candy Skies, 2022 Cartagena de Indias, Colombia PT6 of the Colombia Journals It was my last full day in Colombia, my last sunset. And so we took ourselves to the viewpoint that’s said to have Cartagena’s best sunset. My mind not yet ready to process the idea of leaving this place that had brought me so much joy over the weeks. As we took it all in, the mixture of visitors pushing themselves to the front of the wall to get their best selfie, the ladies from Palenque rushing to be in every photo opp, and me just reflecting on my journey over the past weeks, I saw this guy pushing his way through the crowds. A play of colours so beautiful, it was the perfect send-off. Shot on @kodak Colorplus 200 and @nikoneurope Developed by @chan.photographic Up now on @photovogue ——————————— #shotonfilm #ishootfilm #kodakcolorplus200 #cartagena #colombia #photojournalism #travelphotography #filmphotography #portraitphotography #photovogue (at Cartagena, Colombia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoWq462NavT/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[itsvisher]

A cute, small caterpillar, Monema flavescens of the Moth family Limacodidae. It is found in countries and cities, including Hyderabad, India. This tiny being is taking a big step to climb a mango tree. Just look at the colors, it's so green. Its color, vibrance, and contrasting background were too tempting to click. Shot with Nikon D5200 ƒ/4.5 1/60 35 mm ISO200 #MonemaFlavescens #moth #insects #caterpillar #green #tentacles #spikes #photography #NaturePhotography #NatGeoYourShot #wildlife #WildlifePhotography #nature #naturein_focus #naturelover #nikon #nikonphotography #nikonD5200 #dslrphotography #photooftheday #larva #earthcapture #BBCWildlifePOTD #insectphotography #invertebrates #insectgram #picoftheday #yourshotphotographer https://www.instagram.com/p/CnHV24lP2lF/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[aagamann]

On to better things🖇️🎈 . . . . . #thingstoobelearn #shotoniphone #shot #photo #instagram #instagood #india #pune #explorepage #edits #explore #excited #instadaily #lifestyle #live #tflers #recent4recent #outfitoftheday #ootd #varanasi #workout #ufc #zodiac (at Pune, Maharashtra) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm6TTabSBwf/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[youabandonedthem]

What REALLY Happened on Diwali? (written 10/27/2022, revised 12/11/2022)

Informal Script/Screenplay.

Setting: the felt are all wearing ethnic clothing while being interviewed by an unnamed journalist. The video’s perspective is through a shaky camera that goes in and out of focus at times and shows the recording length in the corner

die: well, i w-w-w-w--wwas just trying to celebrate diwali, you know  the, holiday we celebrate in our home planet, Clower offered me a samosa but I declined, you know, I was p-p-p-p-p-putting the l-l-l-lights up, And then i saw... One of THEM... (slow zoom in on his face, blurry) Interviewer: Can you tell us more about what you saw? Die: (squeaks and hides his face) II-I-I- shouldnt like to keep talking now. Please turn that off

(cut to the next felt member)

Fin: You know, i saw it coming. I knew they was coming here but I didnt mention it to the others cus I didnt want to ruin everyones day! But I knew! Trace: (holding on to him and snuggling him) You didnt tell me neither... fin: (is also holding trace) No trace... No i didn't... Interviewer: So you knew they were coming? did you see them doing anything? fin: Yeah but i figured, maybe I should have a little fiath this time, maybe they celebrate it too. WRONG! Interviewer: what did they do? Trace: (wrapping his tongue around fins tongue) fin: (holding tace closer) Trace: (breaks off) excuse me, will you turn off the camera, this is a PRIVATE MOMENT.

(camera out of focus before zooming on Eggs face at a weird angle) Eggs: They were so mean to us, they dont want us to be happy. They bullied us on diwali. Interviewer: How did they bully you? Eggs: I was iwth biscuits and puttig, rangoli on the floor so we went in  to put the rangoli in the hallway. I use my timer to make a lot of it. And we saw graffiti on the wall. Noboydy in my gang makes graffiti beucuse crowbar would kill us so we knew this wasnt one of us, it was spades slick and his gang.

The graffiti is shown: "YOUR SHITE AT CRICKET" "YOU'RE KITSCHEN AND CLOTHES SMEL BAD LIKE REALLY BAD LIKE A DEAD ANAMAL,  PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU ARE SO RETARDED AND EAT CURRY" "I AM BIASED AGAINST YOUR RELIGION"

Eggs: (crying because hes so upset) They hate us and they were racist to us on diwali . interviewer: Thank you for sharing your experience so bravely

Clover: HEE HEE HEE! (dancing) BEFORE I CAN TELL YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT DIWALI, YOU MUST PROVIDE THE ANSWERS TO MY RIDDLES THREE!

(Almost immediate cut)

crowber: they RUINED diwali. interviewer: who? crowbar: YOu know... THe crew. The midnight crew. I know on derse they practice that other religion, they wear tthose headscarfs and stuff. I dont really get it. They’re not civilised people. interviwer: How did they ruin diwali? Crowbar proceeds to tell the only coherent story thus far detailing various scenes about the crew cartoonishly ruining the felts diwali playground bully style. His dialogue fades away as it shows the scene happening in real time: Hindu party music is playing before the crew busts in and a record scratches and islamic Allah worship music starts playing. Boxcars smashes a light on the wall causing all of Eggs time travel duplicate lights to become destroyed and go out at the same time. a close up shot of Slick spitting in the curry and the spit travelling down the curry in slow motion while droog pours dal down the kitchen sink. Deuce stacks several rectangular boxes of indian sweets on his head with his hat on top wihle flailing his arms around

After the showing of this skirmish the final interview is with spades slick himself who briefly talks about the event from his perspective and goes on in a thinly veiled india vs pakistan rant except its derse vs leprechauns. the end. And actually some time after i wrote this i realised it would be infinitely more fitting for it to just be prospit vs derse but its ok.

[gulfu]

Fly flew flown. Shot with Fujifilm XH2 and XF-30mm #macrophotography #macro_world #macro_brilliance #fujifilmxh2 #fujifilmkerala #fujifilmxindia #xf30mm #gulfuphotography #insectlovers #insects_of_our_world #natgeoyourshot @fujifilmxindia #housefly #macrophoto (at Kochi, India) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqStCHuvOk7/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[if-you-fan-a-fire]

“Col. Warden Recalls Hindu 'Invasion’,” Border Cities Star. February 16, 1933. Page 5.  ---- Addresses Lions; Plan To Make Jobs Is Advanced ---- THE Koma Gato Maru incident in Vancouver in 1914 was related by Colonel John W. Warden, O.B.E., D S O., at last night's meeting of the Windsor Lions Club, held in the Norton-Palmer Hotel. The other features of the program were Edward Harding's plan for the relief of unemployment and the announcement that Dr. H. Irvine Wiley was chosen as the new district governor of Lions. 

'"When war is in the offing," declared Colonel Warden, "nations who are anxious to go to war show it by their plans. Previous to the world war Germany planned against England. They sent 300 strikers out to the coal mines in British Columbia to bring on a strike a year before the war. This was done so that no coal would be available for the navy or commercial purposes. 

"I was stationed there just one year then and it presented a delicate situation. We rounded up 100 men but we could not find the ringleaders. To find them we said that we were going out of town and we left town but waited just outside of the town. As soon as we had left 1,500 men gathered in one place and we were notified immediately. We came back to town and captured the ringleaders and had them brought up for trial. This was done in spite of considerable disturbance from the women folks. 

Wishing to cause trouble within the British Empire Germany collected 350 Hindu deserters of the Indian Army, took them to Shanghai and sent them to Canada. British naval authorities were watching their movements and notified us in Vancouver. We were told to handle the situation with diplomacy and to avoid trouble. 

'Canadian officials told us not to allow them to land by any means. When the boat, the Koma Gato Maru, pulled into the harbor took 20 sea-going launches and a tug out to meet it. The man in charge of immigration was not familiar with East Indians and lost their respect by going to them first. A man who was then a member of Parliament and is now a cabinet minister made the same mistake.

"They often promised to go back peaceably but their promises were only tricks to get supplies. '"Immigration officials sent 200 policemen out at midnight to surprise the Indians but they were waiting and drove the police away by throwing missiles of every kind down at them in the smaller boat. I was struck in the back with a large lump of coal and then they cut the grappling ropes. 

'"Finally I went out to their ship and told them that if they did not leave by five o'clock we would bring a warship out and make them leave. The warship came alongside with men marching on deck and at two minutes to five they cast anchor and moved out the harbor under our escort. As we left them they took off their sandals and threw, them at us and spit at us.

"When they got back to India they started a riot and two-thirds of them were killed and the rest captured. Then the war started and I left but shortly afterwards our interpreter who had been threatened with myself was shot while in the courtroom. 

"This is just an example." concluded Colonel Warden, "of how other nations seek to make trouble for Great Britain when they are planning a war." 

A plan for the relief of unemployment was submitted by Mr. Harding and a committee was appointed to present it to the Border Chamber of Commerce. The plan has been tried and found sound in Rochester, New York, and now other cities are undertaking it. It calls for a canvass of all citizens and obtaining their pledges to spend whatever amount they can in the next three months on improving homes, factories, stores, buildings and grounds and for the purchase of new articles. In Rochester and Monroe County the residents pledged themselves to spend $6.026.351.95 during the next three months. The plan is designed to prevent hoarding of money and to create employment.

[AL: A remarkable display of the racist, classist, conspiracy theorizing of the Canadian military and political elite, especially the ‘small fry’ of this class - local administrators, politicians, police, prison, military and capitalists, the powerful on a municipal or rural level, who can only understand events in their time as the acts of agitators and foreign enemies. It’s clearly a post-facto argument, too, sort of like The Simpsons’ Moe claiming ‘even when I knew it was the bears, I knew it was them [the immigrants].’ People like Warden opposed to Sikh immigration or strikers didn’t hide behind ‘imperial Germany did it’ at the time - they just argued that White Canada had to keep out the wrong colour and punish the labour agitator. The implication here, too, is that the unrest of the Great Depression was being caused by the Soviet Union.]