#Ossian the sniper

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nibbling on ossian while he's asleep so he wake up to a bunch teeth marks (mostly around his neck, some on his back he'll never notice *giggle*)

A/n: why do I have so many biters on here? lmao

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Who would baby trap mc? Asking for science.

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『Featuring Babytrapping with the Hitman Team』

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Cw: 🔞NSFW MDNI! Fem reader! Baby trapping,

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Would Babytrap you intentionally

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Bjorn the Strategist: As the strategist of the team it’d only be fitting for him to intentionally plan. On knocking you up to make sure you’ll forever be inclined to stay with him. But only after doing some intensive research about child rearing and pregnancy. So he’s able to provide you with everything you may need and ensure that both you and his child are safe and sound.

Yujin the hacker: he’d be upfront with you on his plans of knocking you up. With a childish grin on his face, the hacker will straight up tell you that he’s going to get you pregnant. So that he can finally get a tasteful of your breast milk. His openness would dupe you into thinking he was joking since Yujin’s always been a prankster at times. So really you can’t blame him if he did exceed in doing exactly as he told. since he made sure to give you a prior notice ahead of time.

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Would Babytrap you unintentionally

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Ossian the sniper: don’t get me wrong he loves you dearly. So much in fact that in his sleep. He’ll go as far as to make sure you feel how deep his love for you goes until you’re filled up like a cream puff. The funny part is that when you’re holding up a positive pregnancy test in Ossian’s face he’d think he was dreaming. And would promptly wish aloud that he’d never wake up. Since the dream of having a family with you would make him feel as if he’s floating on cloud nine.

Vincent the Enforcer: would be so wrapped up in how good you felt going in raw. That he’d completely forget to pull out, and would mutter apologies underneath his breath. Whilst continuing to bust his thick spurts of jizz inside your squelching cunt. Saying how he can’t help himself and promising with butterfly kisses. Against your neck that he’d be a good daddy and take care of both you and the baby.

Danny the boss: this otaku cannot cope with how turned on you make him feel on a daily basis. He’d be so desperate to have more of you, to get balls deep inside. That place he calls heaven in between those thighs of yours. To the point of where his fat tip would break through the condom and make him nut prematurely inside you. From instantly being exposed to your depths. After Seeing the positive pregnancy test, Danny would faint like a damsel in distress. Due to an extensive nosebleed at the mere vision he had of you having baby bump. His baby bump

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Wouldn’t try to Baby trap you.

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Moros the Torturer: would never try to baby trap his sunshine. He’d want to make sure of having kids is what you’d so desire. So if you want kids you’ll have to reassure Moros constantly that you’d want to have a family with him. Since he’d hate to do anything that would cause you any kind of harm or discomfort. He knows that pregnancy can affect you long term and is well versed in the risks. So he’d never put your wellbeing in jeopardy despite how he truly yearns for a big family.

Koji the medic: is meticulous when it comes to sex, he’ll make sure that no happy accidents. will happen under his watch since he doesn’t particularly like to idea of having kids. Nor does he plan to entertain the idea of losing his dearest nurse to birthing a parasite. If push comes to shove he’ll definitely choose to toss the whole kid away than to ever risk lose his darling.

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How would Ossian react to a darling that is always caring about the state of their workmates and who offers herself to do the most boring task to allow his buddy take a nap?

I mean a darling that acts like the mom of the group, making sure that Ossian is eating properly by bringing extra food or healthy drinks to share.

Ossian the Sniper with a motherly S/O

A/n: will even have sticky notes attached to the snacks with the exact date and time that you gave it to him. He greatly cherishes everything you give to him like it’s made of gold.

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I have a terrible headache rn everything hurts can I have a forehead kith from your sillies?

Ossian the Sniper: “Every kiss I share with you, feels like one of my dreams coming true”

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Would Ossian fall asleep during sex ???😭

NSFW MDNI Gn reader!

Imagine seeing him struggle to stay awake his pretty lashes slowly fluttering shut. As he makes desperate attempts to be conscious enough. To fully enjoy the warmth your leaking hole provides to his swollen aching shaft. The length throbbing, whilst persistently burrowing its way deep inside. Scrapping at your sweet spots with every sloppy pump of his penis. Yandere sniper! Who’s entirely fucked out of his mind, panting and pathetically biting his bottom lip so hard that it bleeds. He needs the pain and the pleasure to keep him afloat. Unable to control his hips humping against your ass. Determined to cum ropes even if he’s in the process of unwillingly falling asleep.

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A/n: yes Ossian would be prone to falling asleep during sex due to his narcoleptic condition from time to time. Which is why he is mainly a pillow princess👀

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Desperately need Ossian I just need a chill one ☝️

Sleepy boi doing his daily assassinations for his crush.

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Any Ossian crumbs? SFW? NSFW?

I miss that cute sniper 💙

『Featuring your yandere sniper thinking he’s still dreaming of you』

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Y/n: “Ossy? You awake now? How was your nap?”

Ossian blinked from his slumber in a deep haze. Due to his narcolepsy he couldn’t help but fall asleep in the most random places. Leaving the Sniper with mild annoyance at his condition. Especially when it acts up around the time he’d spend peacefully admiring you from atop a random building through his scope.

Truly, The Hitman got so fed up of getting interrupted by his own body functions. To the point of where he quite literally had to tape his eyelids wide open. just to not miss out on analyzing your daily routine. Making sure nothing was amiss in your day to day activities.

Ossian: “…Finally a nice dream for once, it’s so realistic. Almost as if I’m actually touching you in real life”

The quiet man, murmured in a childish awe while his wandering hands slipped underneath your waistband to grope at your ass. Whilst he buried his face into your chest taking a deep inhale of your pleasant scent. Still not registering that he had already woken up from his dreaming. But you suppose you could play along just a bit longer for your sleepy babe.

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how would Ossain react when a customer flirts with y/n while they are working and she flirts back and even gets the customers number? 👀 would he say anything while its happening or would he just not do anything?

Y/n: “Hey are you alright in there? You’ve been in the storage closet for a long time. Did you already get the window checked out?”

Que your yandere sniper! standing on top of some heavy boxes, having slung his sniper rifle over his shoulder. Angling to land the perfect trickshot from the upper storage window with a clear view of the person who flirted with you walking down the road talking to a colleague of his.

Ossian: “Yeah… I’m fine just taking out the trash”

He muttered, pulling the trigger without hesitation having the bullet ricochet off a steel pole. And straight through the eyeball of the pest thinking they could ever have a chance with his crush. He may be prone to falling asleep at inopportune times. But he’d never miss a chance to put someone in their rightful place. The grave, especially when it came to his darling.

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Ossian as a dad trying not to fall asleep at his daughter's sports game ❤️ darling puts cold drink against his face to help him lol

Yandere sniper daddy! Who’d snipe at your daughter’s opposing soccer team just enough to make sure they’d fall right out of the soles of their cleats and eat shit.

“Ossy! What have I told you about sniping lil kids?” you chuffed, exasperated at how he was bundled up in blankets after being dragged out of bed. Your hand propped against his face holding a cold drink to his cheek.

“You said it was bad, and not to do it.” He mumbled like a child who got caught red handed with the cookie jar. Though he still clutched onto his sniper BB gun aimed discreetly at the kid who fouled your daughter in rough play.

“But it’s hard not to do it. Pulling the trigger is an instinct for me.” He argued, trying to justify how shooting BB pellets at kids during your daughter’s first ever big game was legit. Albeit his brief yawn interrupted his train of thought. Making him look like a space cadet with his bed hair.

“Being a sniper requires you to always take the last shot. If you don’t then you’re dead, plus It’s a diehard habit I do when I start nodding off.” You heard a distinct firing sound go off, holding back a laugh seeing a kid squeak from their foot being shot at by. They floundered like a dead fish before colliding into the cones. After they tried fouling your daughter yet again.

“See? I can’t control my fingers when I fall asleep love… Narcolepsy is a formidable adversary”

“Babe your eyes were wide open taking that shot.”

“…Did I ever mention that I can sleep with my eyes open sometimes? This is a prime example.”

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Ossian is my little scrunkle dunckle crinkle bingle tingle lippy tappy too ta yippity yay yippity hoowah handsome little critter my scrinkle dinkle binkle plinkle (rattles him around) ❤️❤️❤️

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Unfortunately, poly between these three hitman are near impossible (^◇^;)』

『As I’ve stated once before Ossian the sniper is the most possessive man out of the group and would rather commit first degree murder to ensure that you would be his and his alone. He doesn’t care who he has to go through, even if it’s his Boss and especially the cheeky Hacker who he hates with all his guts.』

『Danny the boss is the utmost obsessive out of the hitman squad. And makes it well known by practically having you as his sole motivation. To even get off of his lazy ass and do something productive like being said Boss for his members. And the fact that he has to share the light of his light is an immediate turn off. He’d rather have them all to himself and obsess over them comfortably without any competition.

。Bonus: Danny got his darlings photos in his wallet, has them as his phone screensaver, and wears any gift they may have bought him. Also any mention of him taking it off for something would result in him throwing a huge fit as he’d practically sprawl on the floor and play dead as he’d rather die than to take it off. 』

『Yujin the hacker is the only one out of the trio that would be okay with being in an poly relationship if you make sure to give him his daily does of attention and affection since he’s generally clingy in his own right. But for the most part his job requires him to be at the ready so he’ll spend his time slaving away from within the confines of his bat cave.』

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Hitman Team Ask:

Since they’re okay with it, what would it be like to peg Ossian and Yujin? ( separately since Ossian doesn’t like sharing Darling ).

Like would the boys be loud? Quiet? Or somewhere in between?

Do they “finish” when just being pegged or do they need more?

Questions, questions🤔

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𝙲𝚠: 𝙼𝙳𝙽𝙸 𝙽𝚂𝙵𝚆! 𝙶𝙽 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛! 𝙿𝚎𝚐𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝚈𝚞𝚓𝚒𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚝, 𝙾𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚢,

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🅾︎🆂🆂🅸🅰︎🅽 🆃🅷🅴 🆂🅽🅸🅿︎🅴🆁

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𝙾𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚎 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜. 𝙷𝚎’𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚖𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚜𝚕𝚊𝚋 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚑𝚒𝚖. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚗𝚒𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚙𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑. 𝙰𝚜 𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚙 𝚘𝚗 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢. 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚜𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚏 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚗. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚗 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚞𝚕𝚞𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚝 𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚜 𝚓𝚎𝚛𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚜. 𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚛𝚒𝚙𝚜 𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚊𝚜𝚖 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚑𝚒𝚖. 𝙼𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚋 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚞𝚖 𝚜𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗’𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚕𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.

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🆈🆄🅹🅸🅽 🆃🅷🅴 🅷🅰︎🅲🅺🅴🆁

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𝚈𝚞𝚓𝚒𝚗 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚝𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚎𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚍. 𝙷𝚎’𝚍 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚘𝚗 𝚙𝚞𝚛𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚏𝚊𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚙𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞’𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚝 𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚖. 𝙷𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚙𝚎𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚎 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚡. 𝙷𝚎’𝚜 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚟𝚘��𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚜. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝙰𝚜 𝚑𝚎’𝚍 𝚜𝚎𝚒𝚣𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍, 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚢 𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚠𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚜. 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜. 𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚕𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜. 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝙻𝚢𝚗𝚡 𝚑𝚢𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚜𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍.

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Do you have any disabled characters? Jw

Off the top of my head Ossian the Sniper has a disability, called Narcolepsy.

Here’s a gist of what that entails:

Narcolepsy: A chronic sleep disorder that causes overwhelming daytime drowsiness.

Effects: Narcolepsy causes sudden attacks of sleep. Sudden loss of muscle tone and hallucinations might occur.

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🥹🥹🥹moros is so so so cute, babygirl, giving him my everything 💌- Mothy

Daw on that note, It’s Moros’s B-Day today!

Bjorn the Strategist is barking at Yujin the hacker and Vincent the Enforcer to hurry up with the Decor. Ossian the Sniper taped his eyes open to not completely fall victim to his Narcolepsy on this blessed day. Danny the Boss is disgusted/ freaked out by Ossian’s drool over his hair and is trying to escape his grasp. Koji the Medic is just enjoying the chaos while sipping on a fine glass of wine.

Moros is literally the Mom of the Hitman team so everyone made sure that they had cleared their schedule to throw him a party appreciation for their Torturer mom

This man had to take off his glasses and have you hold onto them since his tears kept making the lenses blurry since he was so touched by everyone’s efforts. Despite him forgetting that today was his birthday to begin with.

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🫙: man for ur dilf hcs i need to ask... how would danny , ossian , and lynx react if their kid started to show yandere tendencies..... do they dreamily go on abt what they did to get their darling with them shrines and stalking included or...

A/n: As stated before in my rules you cannot mix and match groups, nor is Danny request-able since he’s apart of the upcoming game projects I’ve got going on. So I’ll just do Ossian.

Ossian as a father is like having an observant hawk, he’d always be on the watch for any type of threats that are to befall his family. Sometimes your kids will laugh and point up at a nearby tree. Wondering why daddy is asleep on the tree branch with binoculars dangling from his neck. When they were out having recess with the class.

Of course the sniper notices the deviant behavior y’all’s child displays but thinks nothing wrong of it. After all he was never reprimanded for his fixation on you. Not that he made it too obvious with how aloof he was. So he’d be thinking that it was just a normal phase growing up. And would support your child in their pursuit of love and happiness. Teaching them tips and tricks about spying from high vantage angles. About what gear is best for optical stakeouts when stalking their crush. He’d even lend him one of his precious sniper rifles in case they want to do some target practice (elimination of rivals)

Overall a supportive murder daddy who 100% supports the crimes their kids may make in the name of securing their crush. Just like how he did, if they succeed he’d be so proud. And blissfully sleep with a content smile on his face cuddled against you in the martial bed. While you’d be completely oblivious to what crude lessons your baby daddy was teaching y’all’s offspring.

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Danny The Boss:

Oh no. Not only is his darling a fabulous cosplayer they’re also top of the line assassin too. Get this man an ambulance because right now he was about to pass out from his hyperactive imagination of you in the wifey fit from Spy x Family. He actually has those costumes in his sacred closet and he’ll downright get on his knees and beg for you to be the Yor to his Loid.

??? The Enforcer:

You’ve brought out his inner cheerleader since now that he’s discovered that his little spark fire is a cold blooded killer. You bet that he’s gonna cheer you on like the big supportive golden retriever that he is. He’ll shower you with praise for every single name you’ve taken off the map.

Bjorn The Strategist:

For being the smartest one in the room it was ironic how he had no clue of how you were already in the business until you outright told him. The news left him baffled as he sat in his chair with the cold cup of black coffee spilling from his cup until it ran empty. He was the literal embodiment of “Wow…I need to a minute to think about this” I guess those rose colored lenses he wore for the cute barista of his really did make him blind.

Yujin The Hacker:

He actually brought the topic of you being a bounty hunter up to you and bombarded you with all sorts of questions with an excited catlike grin on his face. One day he was absentmindedly stalking you on all social media until he came across something that was a telltale sign that you were in a similar profession. He was literally bouncing off the screens of his pc monitors at the fact that you two shared something in common. And he couldn’t wait to gossip with you about it!

Koji The Medic:

He knew right from the moment he saw that his darling nurse was oddly skilled with his tools. For every “patient” that came in he couldn’t help but be impressed with how well you handled even the rowdiest of the bunch with such effectiveness without breaking a sweat. He just decided not to mention it as it wasn’t necessarily a topic he felt that needed to be addressed as it wasn’t any of his business.

Moros The Torturer:

He couldn’t help but be the mother hen he was and fret over you every time you went out on a mission. He’d constantly worry about how you were doing once you left him to his own devices. It was so bad that he was stuck in autopilot mode the whole entire day until you came back. Even while he was on duty torturing his clients targets as they screamed in agony from him pulling off their nails. All he could think about was wether or not his sunshine ate this morning.

Ossian The Sniper:

Once he found out that you were also a contracted killer from having a stakeout outside your house. Spying on you from his sniper lenses only to find you cutting at dead body and disposing it within a vacuum bag. He’d make sure to stalk you during your mission making sure not to get caught as he headshoted anyone posing a threat to you. Silently cheering you on with a sweet small smile on his face and a fist pump from a distant building. As he gushed over how badass his crush was.