#Oscar Piastri fic
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f14fun · 7 months ago
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lay all your love on me - op81
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📍santorini, greece
synopsis: in which oscar piastri and a university student begging for her euro summer vacation collide in a steamy, abba-inspired romance
prose (43K words) ✮ ⋆ ˚。𖦹 ⋆。°✩ profile | masterlist | series index ⋆.˚✮🎧✮˚.⋆
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index guide:
01: The Thermodynamics of My Hot Mess 02: Love, Sweat, and Secondhand Embarrassment 03. Making a Splash In the Pool of Love 04. Dinner Table Tango (Put Me On TV Netflix) 05. Caffeine, Clem, and Capital-L Crushes 06. O-live-You And Other Things That Could've Been Said
summary:
On a summer getaway to Santorini, Greece, Y/N finds herself staying in a charming Airbnb with her family, soaking in the breathtaking views and vibrant atmosphere of the island. However, what was supposed to be a peaceful vacation takes an unexpected turn when she discovers that they’ll be sharing the house with none other than Formula One driver Oscar Piastri, who’s also vacationing with his family.
At first, the arrangement feels awkward, the two worlds of celebrity racing and her relatively normal life as a collegiate student colliding in the most unforeseen way. But as the days go by, the initial surprise gives way to something deeper. As they explore the sun-drenched beaches, dine in quaint tavernas, and experience the lively nightlife of Santorini, Y/N and Oscar find themselves drawn to each other in ways they hadn’t anticipated.
As the sun sets over the Aegean Sea, and the lively energy of the island comes alive at night, Y/N and Oscar find themselves spending more time together, entertwined in a steamy and fast-paced romance. The backdrop of Santorini's iconic white-washed buildings, azure waters, and the laid-back Greek lifestyle set the stage for a summer romance that's as unexpected as it is intense.
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dannyriccsystem · 4 days ago
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FORMULA ONE DRIVERS X READER TEXTS
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Summary: You, or your boyfriend, consume an aphrodisiac. Chaos unfolds!
Warnings: Suggestive, crack, usage of Y/N, aphrodisiacs
Featuring: MV1, DR3, LN4, KA12, CL16, LH44, CS55, OP81.
MAX VERSTAPPEN - MV1
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DANIEL RICCIARDO - DR3
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LANDO NORRIS - LN4
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KIMI ANTONELLI - KA12
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CHARLES LECLERC - CL16
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LEWIS HAMILTON - LH44
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CARLOS SAINZ - CS55
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OSCAR PIASTRI - OP81
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tsunodaradio · 3 days ago
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say it first! ⛐ 𝐎𝐏𝟖𝟏
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THIS IS: FORMULA ONE, A MILESTONE EVENT 📀 this is something that demands the truth that oscar has spent years running from.
♫ starring: oscar piastri x ex-girlfriend!reader. ♫ word count: 3.3k. ♫ includes: romance, humor. mention of food. reader is a mclaren social media admin, exes to friends to ???, bad-at-being-exes, everyone is sick of your shit. anon requested any role model song (my choice: say it first). ♫ commentary box: this was in my drafts for too long. i'm pretty sure i overthunk it, but now... have whatever this is <3 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭
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Oscar is the one who slips up. On your first day of work, he unceremoniously blurts out a “bye, love you.” 
It’s just three words, but it’s three words that has the entire McLaren team short-circuiting. Lando chokes on the marshmallow he’d been chewing on for the video challenge. Your fellow social media officer nearly drops her phone. 
Oscar— well, Oscar freezes for just a second.
And then he’s moving, walking out of the driver room like it never happened. There are small signs, though. How the tips of his ears burn red. How his pace is a little quicker than usual. How he barely glances over his shoulder when Lando sputters out, “Hey, hey, wait a second! What was that?!”
You try to keep your expression neutral. It’s hard, though, when you know exactly what caused the ‘mistake��. 
It’d been the typical ending to all of your conversations back when the two of you conversed on the regular. Bye, love you. While it’s been years since, it seemed like Oscar was still a man of routines. 
Old habits always did die screaming. 
When you run into him in the McLaren hospitality later on— after a free practice he dominates, to no one’s surprise— you can’t help but bring it up. 
“Hi,” you greet cheekily, sliding into the seat across from him. “Love you.” 
He levels you with an unamused glare. 
“It’s your first day,” he deadpans. 
“And here you are, already declaring your love for me.” You nudge his foot under the table. “What happened to keeping it on the down low, huh?” 
It was something you both agreed on, after all. You weren’t cruel enough to show up at the McLaren headquarters without a word to Oscar; when you’d gotten the acceptance letter, he was one of the first people you told. 
I didn’t show up in any of the background checks?, he had responded. Congratulations, though. 
The two of you settled on being lowkey. It wasn’t like you got the job because you were Oscar Piastri’s ex-girlfriend. You’d bagged the social media marketing role completely by your own merit; being Oscar’s ‘the one that got away’ (his joking words, not yours) was an entirely different chapter altogether. 
Present-day Oscar runs a hand over his face. Despite the frustration rolling off him in waves, you feel some semblance of relief at the recognizable gesture. Despite the coveted orange polo and the thousands of adoring fans, this was still, even just a little bit, the same Oscar from back in boarding school. 
“I don’t know why I said that,” he says, his tone a touch distressed. “It just came out.” 
“It’s alright if you still love me, Osc,” you coo. 
The taunt earns you another glare, though there’s something softer underneath it. If you squinted, it might look a lot like hope. 
But that flicker of softness is gone in an instant, replaced by Oscar nudging your foot in retaliation. “Boundaries,” he chides. 
“I wasn’t the one who said bye, love—” 
“Okay, okay. I got it!”
You laugh. It’s a bright, warm sound. The closest Oscar will get to a verbal confirmation of I missed this. I missed you. 
And when you notice Oscar watching you, when you see him fighting back a smile, you have some idea of his unspoken response. The quiet, tender, I missed you, too. 
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Oscar already knows he’s going to hate whatever this is.
It’s written all over his face, probably, because Lando keeps side-eyeing him like he’s waiting for Oscar to say something snarky. Which he might, if he wasn’t using every last ounce of patience to get through this brainstorming session without visibly disassociating.
“And then we can do the ‘who’s most likely to’ challenge,” one of the social media girls chirps, scrolling through a doc on her tablet. “Like, who’s most likely to cry during a movie, or forget a teammate’s birthday.”
Oscar doesn’t sigh, but it’s a near thing.
They’re seated around one of the conference rooms tables, the kind usually reserved for media interviews and PR obligations, but today have been carved out for social media content. Content that, apparently, involves getting through as many TikTok-style gimmicks as humanly possible.
Lando, to his credit, looks amused by all of this. The man thrives on chaos.
Oscar? Not so much.
“That’s not really my thing,” he says mildly, which is the diplomatic version of, I’d rather not.
It’s then that he hears your voice. “We’ll keep it quick.”
Oscar looks up.
You’re standing just behind the admin with the tablet, your tone curt, your smile a little conspiratorial. There’s a glint in your eye he remembers well— from late-night debates in the common room, from dares whispered under breath, from that first time you kissed him behind the science block just to prove he wouldn’t chicken out.
And just like that, he’s toast.
“Fine,” he says, too fast. Crap, he thinks. He clears his throat, tries again. “Yeah. Okay. If we keep it quick.”
Lando lets out an exaggerated snort. “Wow. Alright, then.” 
Oscar doesn’t dignify that with a response, doesn’t attempt to scrutinize his co-driver’s knowing look. He’s too busy watching you tuck a strand of hair behind your ear, pleased. Too busy noticing the way your shoulders relax now that he’s said yes.
It shouldn’t matter. It’s just content. Just a bit for the team page. Just another post in the endless stream of media obligations. 
The way you look at him— like you still get him, even after all these years—makes it feel like something more, though.
Oscar presses his tongue to the inside of his cheek, schooling his expression. He’s not getting ahead of himself. He’s not.
But when you glance back at him and wink, the act just discreet enough to go under everyone else’s radar? Oscar knows old habits aren’t the only thing that die screaming.
Hell, it looks like there are some things that don’t die at all.
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The paddock is buzzing even hours after the checkered flag. McLaren’s 1-2 finish has everyone riding high, which is great— for morale. Not so great for the person stuck editing half the day’s content while the rest of the team flits between press obligations and celebration drinks.
You’ve posted the podium shots, clipped the best soundbites from the post-race interviews, and now you’re in the process of syncing audio over one of Lando’s Instagram stories when someone’s shadow blocks the light from your screen.
“You’ve got to be kidding me,” comes Oscar’s voice, exasperated. “Why are you crouched in the corner like some kind of content goblin?”
You don’t even look up. “Because every other surface in hospitality is either sticky with champagne or covered in people celebrating. I needed quiet.”
Oscar huffs, clearly unimpressed with your chosen hideout. Wedged between a drinks cart and a flight case, your laptop balanced on your knees, headphone cord tangled like your patience. “You know there are desks. Actual ones. With chairs.”
You glance up. “And coworkers who won’t stop asking me for post copies or tagging me in memes when I’m trying to sync reels. Let me have my shady little corner, Piastri,” you say, the slightest hint of annoyance edging your tone. 
He crosses his arms. You had to give him credit. Oscar had always known when to push and when to back down. “Fine,” he says. “Just don’t electrocute yourself when someone spills Red Bull back here.”
“Thanks for the concern, champion.” 
He turns like he’s going to leave, but you call after him before he’s taken more than a few steps.
“Hey. Congrats on P2.”
Oscar pauses. Looks over his shoulder.
“Thanks,” he says, and for a moment, he looks like he might stay.
It’s not a look you’re particularly accustomed to. You’re used to his leaving, to his coming-and-going’s, so you’re unsurprised when he walks away. 
A few minutes pass. You’re just syncing the final cuts when he returns, this time with a paper plate in hand, stacked with food from the driver’s party. He sinks down next to you, legs bumping yours slightly as he sets the plate between you.
You shoot him an amused look. 
“Don’t say I never bring you anything,” he mutters.
“Didn’t peg you as the sharing type.”
“I was taught to always give to the needy.” 
You pinch his arm. He swats your hand. You don’t say it out loud, but it’s written all over your face— your gratitude for the gesture. 
For a moment, there’s peace. The buzz of the paddock fades behind the drone of your laptop fan and the occasional clink of a fork. Oscar picks at a spring roll, and you quietly nibble a mini quiche, your shoulders brushing every now and then.
A passing teammate does a double take. That’s the night that sparks the rumors; everything else before that had been negligible. The bye, love you had been chalked up to the moral equivalent of accidentally calling your teacher ‘mom’. The easy acquiescence had been blamed on Oscar just wanting things to end faster. 
This one, though, where podium-finisher Oscar Piastri is squeezed into a corner with you instead of celebrating his win? 
Well, there are some things people can’t deny. 
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The sun’s high, the court’s dusty, and Lando’s just served another shot with too much spin for Oscar to return cleanly. He grunts, scrambling to his left, barely getting the edge of his paddle on it.
“That’s 4–2,” Lando calls, smug.
Oscar wipes his forearm across his brow. “Only because you cheat.”
“Please. I’m just better.”
Oscar shoots him a glare, but Lando’s already sauntering back to position, twirling his paddle like he’s auditioning for Wimbledon.
Then—
“So, what’s your actual score with her?”
Oscar misses a step. "What?"
Lando grins. "You know. You and our lovely new social media admin. Are you, like… just awkward exes or awkward exes with unresolved tension and late-night texting?"
Oscar serves without answering. Lando returns it easily.
“I’m not wrong.” Lando catches the ball and tosses it back lazily. "You've been weirder than usual. And you’ve been normal-weird since you joined the team."
Oscar exhales. This was bound to come up one way or another. There was no use dancing around it. “We dated,” he answers tersely. “In boarding school.”
Lando whistles. “Serious-serious, or school-serious?”
“Four years.” 
“Damn. That’s basically a marriage.”
Oscar shrugs. Lando hits another shot across the court, which Oscar barely scrapes back.
“So,” Lando calls as he skids across the court, “why’d you break up?"
“Picked racing,” Oscar shoots back. 
It’s the short story. The long story is fraught with evenings spent in Oscar’s dorm, the two of you turning over and over the prospect of the relationship surviving his climb through the ranks. A part of him knows he could say it was mutual, that the two of you called it quits and both simply grew around your first love. 
That would be a lie. You had let him go; he had reluctantly walked away. He knows, he knows it’s why he got as far as he did, and he’s grateful. But sometimes, he can’t help but think— 
“Shit,” Lando huffs as he narrowly misses the padel ball. Whether he’s cussing out Oscar’s lackluster answer or his own shitty reflexes, Oscar doesn’t bother to find out. 
They rally for a few beats in silence, the rhythm filling in what words don’t. Lando, inevitably, is the one who asks the million-dollar question. 
“And now?” Lando presses. “You getting back together?”
The question comes while Oscar is turning mid-swing. 
He promptly trips over his foot. The ball sails past him, and Lando whoops excitedly. 
“Game,” Lando announces gleefully.
Oscar groans from the ground.
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You’re elbow-deep in editing footage when Oscar finds you again. 
The McLaren media room is unnaturally empty; you’ve tucked yourself into a corner desk near the window, headphones in, focus locked on syncing B-roll to Lando’s commentary about tire degradation. You don’t hear Oscar approach, but you definitely feel the stare.
He’s the last person you want to see right now. 
Earlier, the two of you had gotten into some petty spat. Oscar was known to buck on producing social media content, but this one he’d felt particularly strongly against. And maybe you had pushed, gotten upset because you were used to his easy acquiescence. 
He stormed off to free practice. You nearly cracked the McLaren-mandated phone’s case. 
Your expression is flat as you focus on the screen in front of you. “If you’re here to complain about the TikTok trend again—”
“I’m not.” Oscar’s tone is no-nonsense. “I’m here to apologize.” 
That gets your attention.
You pause the video, swiveling in your chair to face him properly. Oscar is still in his race suit, a towel slung around his neck, damp hair curling at the ends. There’s a smear of dried sweat along his jawline, and a kind of crumpled look about him, like someone who’s spent most of the afternoon spiraling through self-recrimination.
His FP1 results weren’t the best. P12 raised a couple of eyebrows, especially with Lando setting the fastest lap. For the most part, commentators just assumed Oscar was holding back ahead of qualifying. (The rest of the team figured it might have to do with your little tiff.) 
“You didn’t have to be so dramatic about it, y’know,” you say lightly, picking at a thread on your sleeve. “I wasn’t asking you to dance. It was one trending audio. Lando did it.”
Oscar exhales, slow and steady. “I know. I was just— frustrated. With myself. Not you.”
You shrug, feigning indifference. “You were a dick.”
“I was a dick,” he agrees immediately, and his sheer desperation to get back in your good graces almost has you folding. 
Silence stretches between you for a few beats. Then, he awkwardly stutters, “Can I…?”
“Can you what?” 
He opens and closes his mouth once. Then, as if powering through sheer muscle memory, he leans down and gives you the most stilted, painfully tentative hug you’ve ever received. His arm hooks over your shoulder like a coat hanger. His chin grazes your temple for a split second before he’s already pulling away.
You frown up at him, the annoyance from earlier replaced by an annoyance at this. “What was that?” 
He looks at you like you’re the insane one. “A hug,” he snipes. 
“That was not a hug. That was a hover,” you huff, arms crossing over your chest. “Try again.” 
You’re pushing it, you know. It’s the type of petulance he got a front-row seat to when the two of you were dating, and if things truly haven’t changed, then Oscar would still be a little weak to it. 
He mumbles something under his breath, but steps forward again. This time, he actually commits— arms around your back, chin resting on your head. The kind of hug that feels like a home you forgot you missed.
You don’t uncross your arms, giving some semblance of distance between the two of you. It’s all you can do to keep yourself from returning the embrace and never letting go. 
Just as he’s about to pull away, he presses a kiss to the crown of your head. It’s so natural, so familiar, that neither of you realize what’s happened until it’s already done.
You don’t say anything. Neither does he. 
To say something would be to acknowledge that the two of you fall in to old routines when it comes to each other— bickering like an old couple, seeking touch like you’re starved for it.
When he finally pulls back, both of you are flushed. And unfortunately for you, the blush does not go unnoticed. 
He blames it on the heat. You say it’s because it’s cold. 
The McLaren team glance at their weather apps— the perfect, lukewarm temperature glaring up at them— and heave out heavy sighs. 
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Oscar hears the door click before he really registers that it’s shut. 
It’s a distinct click, sharp and final, like the punctuation on a sentence you didn’t realize was ending.
He twists the handle. Then tries again.
Locked.
“You’ve got to be kidding me,” he mutters.
You look up from where you’re half-sprawled on the lounge, phone in hand. “What?” 
Oscar jerks his head toward the door. “Locked.”
Your brows shoot up. “Locked locked?”
He tries the handle again, harder. “Locked locked.”
And then, as if summoned by tension, a text chimes on your phone. You glance at it, snorting before you angle it towards Oscar. He barely has time to feel a pang of jealousy for Lando’s contact name, which features an absurd amount of emojis, because he’s too fixated on the taunting text: 
no one comes out until a move has been made. don’t bother calling. this is zak approved. 😋
Osca’s eyebrows raise. “He did what?”
“Apparently, it’s a team-building exercise now.”
Silence follows. The kind that’s so heavy it could tip over into something else, something messier, if you let it. Gracefully, you don’t— not when you lead with “They’ll have to let us out eventually. Wanna play 20 Questions while we wait?” 
The mention of the game actually makes Oscar wince. He doesn’t remember the last time he played it, though it was probably all the way back in school. Hell, it’s what had gotten him the courage to confess to you in the first place. How, as a teenager with sweating palms, he had sprung the penultimate query at question 18. Is there anybody you have a crush on? 
He buries the memory and forces himself to come back to where the two of you are right now. He could tease you, could joke about it being a trap and a ploy. Instead, he sighs out, “Sure. Why not.” 
“You go first.” 
He thinks for a moment. “What’s your favorite city on the calendar?” 
“Singapore.” You stretch your legs out toward him, socked feet nudging his knee. “My turn. Question two: Do you think we should get back together?”
Oscar freezes.
For once, the quick reflexes honed by years of racing fail him.
His eyes search yours like he’s looking for the catch, the punchline. There’s none. Just you, sitting there like you hadn’t just sent the entire emotional scaffolding of his world tilting sideways.
He licks his lips. “Is this part of the game?”
You shrug, but there’s something vulnerable in the gesture. “I just figured… we’re stuck. They want us to make a move. Might as well be honest.”
Oscar lets out a shaky breath. The question hangs between you like something sacred and dangerous all at once. Outside the driver room, he hears laughter— probably Lando and the others camped outside, pretending to look for a key. But here, it’s quiet.
Too quiet. The kind of quiet where what’s unspoken will stay just that— unspoken— unless a voice is given to it. 
This isn’t the flirtations of the past couple of months, isn’t the slips of the tongue and the affection that runs far deeper than what’s propriety. No, this is something that demands the truth that Oscar has spent years running from. 
He reaches for the words slowly. 
“Yeah,” he says, “I think we should.” 
Your eyes widen slightly. He fights the urge to call you out; it’s not like it’s unexpected. He hasn’t said anything out loud, sure, but he hasn’t been hiding either. 
Oscar had missed you. Oscar still loves you. 
He didn’t think he had to say it, not until he notices the way you try to tamp your giddy smile. This had always been Oscar’s way— love you, bye had been his thing, because he never said the words first, but he was going to make damn sure he said them last. 
He clears his throat. Tries to not smile too wide, either. “My turn,” he chirps. “What’s your favorite song right now?” 
“We are not changing the topic!” 
Oscar can’t help it. He lets out an affectionate laugh, a laugh that only you can pull out of him. 
It sounds an awful lot like I love you, I love you, I love you. ⛐
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harrysfolklore · 10 months ago
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oscar piastri being obsessed with his girlfriend: a compilation
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MASTERLIST | MY PATREON | oscar smau
Oscar Piastri was known as the introvert and reserved driver on the grid.
While other drivers basked in the spotlight and didn't shy away from sharing details about their personal life, Oscar often preferred to keep his privacy.
However, when it came to his girlfriend, it was a different story altogether.
Oscar was what people called "a total simp" when it came to his girlfriend, always bringing her up in interviews, promo videos and casual conversations, and fans couldn't miss the opportunity to make several compilation videos and tiktoks about it.
The most popular one was called "Oscar Piastri being obsessed with his girlfriend: a compilation" and the 15-minute long video was filled with moments that made fans both awe and laugh.
It started with the clip of the first time he publicly talked about her during a podcast interview, rumors about him not being single were spreading around but nothing was confirmed.
"I do have a girlfriend, yeah," Oscar said, a small smile playing on his face.
"You're not very public, aren't you?" the interviewer asked.
“We keep it to ourselves and try to be out of the spotlight and just live normal lives,” he replied, “We have been dating for over four years now, she has been there for me since the start of my career and I couldn't imagine my life without her. She's my biggest supporter and keeps me grounded.”
The next video showed Oscar and Lando sitting next to each other wearing their McLaren shirts, filming a game called "Green flag or Red flag."
"Picky eaters," the interviewer asked and Lando immediately waved the green flag.
"He's a very picky eater that's why," Oscar said, making Lando laugh, "But, what if they eat fish, cause you hate fish."
Lando dramatically raised the red flag, making everybody laugh again.
"You wouldn't date a pescatarian then," the interviewer said.
"No," Lando shook his head, "They shouldn't be here."
"My girlfriend's a pescatarian, actually," Oscar said, looking at his teammate with a raised eyebrow, "I'll pass that on to her.”
"Noooo mate!" Lando immediately shook his head, waving his hands in mock horror, "Don't tell her I said that, I don't want to be in trouble with your missus! She's a lovely girl."
"She is indeed, but I don't think she'll like you very much after this."
The next segment was from his "Day in the Life" video with Quad Lock, where Oscar gave fans a glimpse into his daily routine. In one particular clip, he was in the kitchen making breakfast.
"So, this is where the magic happens," Oscar said with a cheeky grin as he poured pancake batter onto a hot griddle, "My girlfriend loves pancakes, so I make them every Sunday. It's become sort of a tradition for us."
The camera then panned to a candid shot of his girlfriend, who was sitting at the kitchen island, sipping coffee and smiling fondly at Oscar. She blew him a kiss, which Oscar caught with a playful wink.
"There she is, sitting pretty while I play housewife."
The next clip in the compilation was from a press conference, where a journalist asked him how he manages to stay focused with such a demanding schedule.
"Having a supportive partner really helps," Oscar said earnestly, "She understands the pressures and the demands of the job. She’s my rock and makes everything a lot easier."
"Does it get hard for her when your schedule is too busy for your relationship?"
"My schedule is never too busy for my girlfriend, I always make sure to make time for her. That's why we've been going strong for four years now."
Another McLaren game with Lando was included, this time they were playing Finish the Lyric with Taylor Swift songs.
"Do you feel confident about this game, Oscar?" Lando asked his teammate.
"I do, actually," Oscar nodded confidently, "My girlfriend is a huge Taylor Swift fan so I know a lot of her songs."
"We should get your girl to come and play then," Lando teased.
"She'd probably beat us both, hands down. But I'm not giving up just yet." Oscar chuckled, shaking his head.
The compilation video then transitioned to a moment in the McLaren garage before the first quali of the Hungary Grand Prix. Oscar was off to the side, chatting with his girlfriend, who had joined him for the event.
They seemed to be in their own little bubble, Oscar's attention completely focused on her and his smile wide as he listened to her talk. The camera captured a sweet moment where he gently tucked a strand of hair behind her ear and kissed her forehead. It was a simple gesture, but it spoke volumes about their relationship and fans absolutely melted at the interaction.
The next clip showed Oscar at a fan event in Australia, hundreds of fans gathered to meet the drivers and see them up close, Oscar was answering questions from the interviewers when he suddenly addressed one of the fans in the front row.
"I've got a girlfriend, thank you," he said into the microphone, making everyone laugh but look confused at the same time, "For everyone wondering, she just asked what my number was," the crowd laughed again even louder, "But I'm a happily taken man. You're nice but I'm not interested."
In that same event, he got asked what did he miss the most from the UK when he was back in Australia.
"My girlfriend," he immediately said, "Other than that the food is better here, the weather is better here. So my girlfriend, that's it."
The following video was also a fan interaction, this time it was a fan recorded video while he was signing stuff for those waiting for him as he arrived to the paddock for the Austin Grand Prix.
Oscar was signing autographs and taking pictures, when a fan handed him a photo of him and his girlfriend from a race weekend.
"Oh, this is a great picture," Oscar said, grinning as he looked at the photo. "This was taken at Silverstone, right? It was her first time at a race with me. She loved it."
"What's her favorite part about the races?" The fan smiled and asked.
"Probably the adrenaline and seeing me in action," Oscar chuckled, "But she also loves hanging out in the paddock. She gets along really well with everyone here."
The next clip showcased Oscar during a Twitch stream, where he was playing a racing simulator. His girlfriend walked into the room, and the chat exploded with excitement.
"Hey, love," Oscar greeted her, pausing the game.
"Am I interrupting you?" she softly asked.
"Nope, come here," he encouraged to come closer, "Everyone, this is my girlfriend," she waved at the camera, and Oscar wrapped an arm around her waist, pulling her into the frame. "She's the reason I'm still sane," he joked, earning a kiss on the cheek from her.
The video included one of everyone's favorite interactions between the couple, captured by McLaren's instagram team.
Oscar had just finished a quiali, earning a P2 position, the camera caught as he reunited with his girlfriend who threw her arms around his neck as soon as she saw him.
"Hiii," he shyly said, a hint of a blush on his cheeks.
"You did such a great job, baby," she said, still wrapped around his arms, planting a kiss on his cheek.
"I couldn’t have done it without you cheering me on," he replied, his voice soft and genuine.
The final clip was from the FIA Prize Giving ceremony, Oscar stood on the stage, dressed in a sharp suit, the Rookie of the Year trophy shining in his hands.
"First of all, I want to thank my team, McLaren, for believing in me and giving me the opportunity," Oscar began, his voice steady but emotional, "But most importantly, I want to thank my girlfriend. She's been my rock through it all, supporting me every step of the way. This award is as much hers as it is mine."
The camera panned to his girlfriend, sitting in the audience with tears in her eyes, smiling proudly. The fans watching the livestream couldn't help but gush over the touching moment.
As the compilation ended, the screen faded to black with the text, "Oscar Piastri: The Ultimate Simp, and Proud of It."
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Oscar is in charge of protecting the boss's daughter. It was so easy to fall in love with her
Warnings: Z*c Br*wn, Mafia!au
Another dingy warehouse. Another splintering wooden chair. And another ugly man giving her father demands over the phone.
Demands that wouldn't be met. The fact that he was even trying was laughable. Demands hadn't been met since she was fifteen years old. Her father would rather receive her head in a box than meet the demands that would have saved her life.
She tested the rope tying her wrists behind her back. it was a good, sturdy knot; she'd be the first to admit that it was a well tied knot. Grabbing the end of the rope, she tugged. It didn't budge.
She didn't panic. If she was to panic, it would have made things so much worse. Oh, her dad was gonna be so mad when she got home.
Her captor ended the call and let out a breathy, terrifying laugh. He slipped the phone into his pocket and turned on his heel to face her. "Sounds like daddy isn't going to come and save his little princess."
She simply raised her eyebrows at him. Clearly, he hadn't heard of her reputation. That was fine. She wasn't salty about it.
"Should we send him one of your ears? Show him just how serious we are?"
The rope gave slightly, allowing her to slip her hand out. She didn't, not yet, not while he was watching her. "Who is we?" She asked, pretending to look around the warehouse. She knew exactly how many people were watching her.
Barking out a laugh, she slipped one hand out of her bindings and grabbed the rope before it could fall, maintaining the illusion that she was still tied up. She stopped her eyes from moving to the men standing in the shadows. If they had weapons, she couldn't see them.
"Fuck it," she said and unravelled the rope in her hands, keeping it hidden behind her. "Let's do it, let's cute off my ear. Maybe then you'll get your money."
The grin that came across her face was sickening, but she steadied her nerves. He kept staring at her as he reached behind him. "Someone give me a knife," he said.
There was a moment before either of the men in the shadows moved. But then they strode closer and placed a knife into the bosses hands. He whispered something to him, and she didn't need to hear it to know what it was.
"I got it," the boss said, shrugging him off. He retreated to the shadows as the boss approached her knife balanced between his fingers. "Do you think you'll still be pretty without one of your ears?" He asked, his grin showing off his too white teeth. So white and perfect that they couldn't have been real.
She shrugged her shoulders. "Probably," she answered.
A hand hit her cheek. Her nostrils flared as she stared at him, head tipped to the side and cheek stinging.
He leaned down, knife held out. Before the sharp metal could make contact with her skin, she grabbed the rope in both hands and kicked him away. He stumbled back in surprise and dropped the knife as she stood up.
The second she was on her feet, she wrapped the rope around his neck and pulled him towards her. The knife was beneath her high heeled shoe, keeping it away from the men that rushed towards them.
"I wouldn't," she said, tightening the rope around the bosses neck. "I really fucking wouldn't. Holding both ends of the rope in one hand, she pulled him around just enough for her to pick up the knife. "This your only weapon?" she asked as she looked at it.
The other men looked at each other and raised their fists. She couldn't stop her loud, mocking laughter. "You guys are fucking stupid," she said and stabbed the boss in the thigh.
He fell to the floor with a cry. "Here's how this is gonna work," she began, "I'm gonna walk out of here and you guys are gonna get him medical attention." She reached down and stabbed his other thigh. "And if any of you want to stop me, I can always give you guys the same treatment."
Silently, they stepped to the side and allowed her through. She kept a hold of the knife and held her head up high as she walked out of the warehouse.
***
Daniel Ricciardo was so dead. His whole job was to take care of her, and she had disappeared.
He'd turned her room upside down, looking for her. When she got back from whenever she was, she was going to kill him for the state he'd left her closet in.
At least her dad didn't know.
Holding his phone up to his ear, he tried calling her. Again. And again, she didn't pick up. At what point did he start panicking? At what point did he stop searching and inform her father that she was missing?
Daniel didn't have to think about it for too long. His heart leapt into his throat when there came a knock at her door. "Darling?" Came the voice of her father, Daniel's boss. "Can I come in?"
Panic held him in a vice as he climbed over her things, scattered all over the floor, and pulled open the door.
"Sir," Daniel said, holding the door just open enough to show his face. "How can I help you?"
Zac frowned at him. "Tell me honestly, is she in there?"
Daniel's answer was to swallow.
Zac pinched the bridge of his nose. "You're fired, Daniel," he said and strode away, phone pressed against his ear.
She strode into the house just a few minutes later. Feet bare and dirty, high heels dangling from her finger by the straps. Her wrists were rubbed raw and there were splattering of blood on her skin.
"Shit, kid," said Daniel as he pulled her in. "I was so damn worried about you."
She kissed his cheek and then reached up to wipe away the lipstick left behind. "Sorry, Danny," she said with an amused smile. "I got bored."
She grabbed his hand to pull him along. After her evening she just wanted to sit Daniel on her bed and ride his cock until she forgot above everything.
There was a distinctive click, a revolver being cocked. "You're fired, Daniel," came the voice of her father. "Get the fuck out of my house."
She pulled her hand out of Daniel's and looked at him. "You got fired?" She asked, heels swinging as she crossed her arms over her chest.
"He did, Princess," Zac answered, his gun still pointed at Daniel. "His one job was to protect you, and he failed," he finished, pulling his daughter behind him. "He needs to leave before I blow his brains out."
She rolled her eyes. Her dad was so damn dramatic sometimes. There was no way Daniel, or anybody else, would have been able to stop her from sneaking out when she wanted to. 
Daniel looked at her, desperation in his eyes. But she was too busy picking at the blood beneath her nails. So, he turned his attention to her father. "Zac, please," he tried, stepping forward. "I just want to protect her."
Zac pulled the trigger and the bullet lodged itself in the wall beside Daniel's head. Daniel knew just how good a shot Zac was, knew he was missing on purpose. He adjusted his aim slightly. "Five." Daniel's eyes went wide. He turned on his heel and began rushing through the house. Zac followed, but he stayed at a walk and kept his aim trained on Daniel. "Four."
She'd had so many bodyguards in the last few years. When she was a little girl she'd had Lewis watching over her. And then she had Jensen for a good few years, and then Fernando. When Fernando left to work under a different boss, to work for the enemy (as her father said), Carlos watched over her.
She'd liked Carlos, had pulled him into her bed. He'd kissed her sweetly and taken her virginity, the two of them hidden beneath the sheets of her big bed.
It had gone on for a year before her father found out. Carlos had been her first everything. The first man to kiss her, the first man to see her in a state of undress, the first man bring her any sort of pleasure. She had really, truly loved him. She had wanted to run away with him.
But when her father was found out, Carlos was sent away. He was sent to work for someone else, someone that they had something of a partnership with. She had loved Carlos, and her father had loved him, too. He'd loved him with a son, and that was why he couldn't kill him. If it had been anybody else caught in his daughters bed, he wouldn't have hesitated.
As her father followed Daniel out of the house, she turned on her heel and marched towards her bedroom, humming to herself. All she needed now was to scrub the other man's blood from her skin and find something to soothe her wrists.
"What the fuck!" She cried as she pushed open her bedroom door.
Her room was a state. Her drawers had been emptied, things pushed from their shelves. Her wardrobe had been emptied, the clothes either crumpled on the floor or thrown over her unmade bed. It was like a hurricane had torn through the room.
If her dad didn't kill Daniel, she certainly would.
She ignored everything but the wardrobe. The rest of it could be dealt with tomorrow, but her poor wardrobe. That was her space, her creative space, and Daniel had defiled it. How dare he.
As soon as her wardrobe was back in order, she walked into her en suite and turned on the shower. A yawn left her lips as she stripped out of her dress and climbed under the steaming water.
The rest of her night was a blur. She yawned again as she washed her body. Ready to sleep, she climbed out of the shower and wrapped herself in a fluffy towel. She fell into bed, crawled beneath her blankets, and immediately found herself asleep. 
While she was sleeping, Zac was hard at work. He had people to do these things for him, sure, but he did it himself when it came to his daughter.
There must have been somebody that could look after his daughter. Someone experienced, like Fernando, or Lewis. Or Carlos.
He called Andrea, his right hand man, into his office. It had been Andrea's idea to look into their juniors, to see if any of them would be good enough to protect his daughter. That was how they got Lando, their best man
None of their juniors were. So, they looked a little further afield, at rookies working for other... empires.
Oscar Piastri. He had incredible statistics, stats that Zac and Andrea shouldn't have had access to. But they did, and they wanted him.
Andrea was privy to certain information about the different empires. He kept the secrets about his own empire, the McLaren empire, well guarded, but knew all the dirty secrets about the Ferrari empire, about the Williams empire, and, most importantly, about the Alpine empire.
He knew how staff were treated, knew what was expected of the juniors. That was why Oscar Piastri had such good statistics, because of how hard Otmar pushed him. Andrea and Zac both knew that Otmar was a piece of work. They knew how easy it was going to be to get Oscar away from him.
They sent him one message, holding nothing more than a job offer, and waited with baited breaths. Nobody else got to see this side of the boss, holding his hands together as if he was praying as they waited for Oscar to reply.
Three grey dots appeared on the screen. Oscar's reply appeared, only holding five words. The reply wasn't surprising: What's in it for me? Clearly, Oscar was a smart kid, Zac and Andrea could tell.
They laid it out for him, the benefits this job would come with. He'd be working for a bigger, more powerful empire, he would get paid more than he would working for Alpine, and there was more they could provide him with. Food and lodgings, anything he could have needed.
Interviews in this line of work wasn't an easy thing to arrange. But, as a junior, Oscar operated with a curfew. The interview was arranged for after the curfew. It was awkwardly done, a video call while Oscar hid himself in the junior barracks bathroom.
They outlined the job as much as they could with Oscar being part of the McLaren empire. Zac gave no information on his daughter as he tried to outline the requirements of the job. He made it clear that it wasn't going to be easy, and Oscar made it clear that he wanted the job. 
All he had to do to accept the position was to show up at the house. Well, show up at the location provided that Zac and Andrea had given to him. The little café in the heart of town. A sweet little place, not the sort of place he would have expected to meet them.
They set Lando Norris, the best of their men, to pick him up. Lando took his favourite car, his baby. It was fast and sleek and far too expensive. It was an intimidation tactic, and it was working.
He pulled up, sunglasses covering his eyes as he climbed out of the car. The way he looked around was lazy. He pulled out his phone when he couldn't immediately find Oscar. Oscar couldn't tell what he was doing from where he was sitting. But he pulled his sunglasses down his face and looked around again.
Straightening up his tie, Oscar slipped out of his seat. He abandoned his coffee and strode over to the car. He had no doubt who this person was. His number plate was LAN, for goodness sake.
Lando stared at him as he approached. "Good weather we're having," he said, shoving his hands into his pocket.
"I think it might cloud over soon," Oscar answered.
Neither of them were looking up at the sky.
Lando checked him for weapons and listening devices as discretely as he could. When he determined that Oscar was clean, he gestured for him to get into the passenger seat of the car.
Oscar climbed in. He looked at Lando, staying quiet as he looked away. Lando was the best of the best, rivalled only by Max Verstappen and Charles Leclerc. Being in the car with him was surreal.
The drive was silent. Lando fiddled with the radio until it played something softly. He tapped his fingers against the steering wheel as he drove through Woking.
He pulled up to the house and parked his car up alongside more expensive cars. His car, which had once been the most impressive vehicle Oscar had ever seen, looked like crap compared to these.
"Good luck with the Princess," said Lando as he climbed out of the car.
Oscar swallowed and followed his lead. He climbed out of the car and walked up to the house. When he raised his fist to knock, he looked over his shoulder at Lando.
"Just go in," said Lando as he stroked the hood of his car.
Steadying his nerves, Oscar walked in.
***
This day was bullshit.
Her father kept her in his office for the day. As hard as she tried to leave, one look and he pulled her back, sitting herself in that little seat just behind his desk.
She could only file her nail for so long before she was completely and utterly bored. Standing up, she stretched her arms above her head. "I'm gonna-"
"Not until your new bodyguard starts," her father said, not even bothering to turn around.
She groaned and threw herself back onto her seat, hands dramatically covering her eyes. "Dad, I'm literally dying of boredom out here," she mumbled and groaned again, this time louder. "When is he starting?"
"Soon," Zac promised as he straightened out a stack of paper. "Andrea is just putting him through orientation."
She groaned again, for the third time in the space of a minute. "Quit bein' so dramatic," her dad said, shaking his head. "We wouldn't be having to do this if you didn't sneak out the other day."
Her gaze settled into a glare. If her new guard didn't show up soon, she was gonna steal her dad's gun and just leave. But her dad seemed to know what she was thinking. He pulled his gun from his belt and shoved it into his desk drawer.
Two minutes later, there was a knock at the door. "Touch my gun and you're dead," he said as he stood up. Still wearing that glare, she threw her nail file at him. It didn't go very far, fell to the floor just in front of her seat.
Her father opened the door. "Oscar Piastri?" He asked, holding his hand out. From her seat, she couldn't see as her dad shook the young man's hand and welcomed him into the office.
He was pretty, she could tell that immediately. He was pretty, but he looked easy. Easy to manipulate, and that was the most important thing. "Oscar," her father said, leading him across the room, over to her. "This is my daughter."
She stood from her seat and folded her arms over her chest. "You're my new bodyguard?" She asked, clearly unimpressed.
"I am," he said and held his hands out towards her. "I'm Oscar."
For a moment, she just stared at his hand. Oscar kept it held out, waiting for her to shake it. "Oh, boy," he heard from his right as her father sat back in his seat.
Keeping her arms folded over her chest, she marched past him, her shoulder hitting his. Oscar allowed himself to be pushed out of the way. With her father there, he wasn't going to dare to do anything but go with what she wanted. As she strode out of the office, her hips swaying, Oscar followed.
He kept his eyes on the back of her head. Don't look down. Don't look at the way she's moving her hips. Don't look down.
She knew what had happened, why she needed a new bodyguard. Even with everything Andrea had told him, Oscar didn't think she could be that bad. He was very, very quickly proven wrong.
"Where are we going?" Oscar asked as she pushed her way into her bedroom. Maids had cleaned up since Daniel had torn it apart in an attempt to look for her. Her pyjamas were on a heap in the floor, one she stepped over to get to her black purse.
"Out," she said, the first word she'd spoken to him, as she placed the bag on her shoulder and strode past him.
Oscar followed, keeping close to him. Too close, and he had five seconds to fix it. But he didn't fix it. He stayed walking far too close to her, so close she could feel him breathing down her neck.
"Fucking hell, stop," she said and Oscar stopped. She turned on her heel, turned towards him, and held out her arms. At first, it was just to see how close he was. When her arms hit him, she pushed so that he stumbled back.
He steadied himself and stepped towards her again. "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" She asked, folding her arms over her chest and glaring.
"I've been hired to protect you," said Oscar, keeping himself calm.
Her glare was nasty, vicious. "You need to stay three paces behind me, okay?" She stepped closer to him. "I'm gonna get on and do whatever the fuck I want to do, and you're gonna let me, okay?" They were stood chest to chest. Her fingers touched his chest, danced up towards his neck while she let a coy smile grace her features.
He held his breath until her nail dug into his throat. Oscar reached up and grabbed a hold of her wrist, pulling it away from his neck. "I've been hired to protect you," he said again. "And that's exactly what I'm going to do."
The smile dropped from her face, replaced with a glare. She turned back around and marched away, steps quick to get away from him. Oscar stayed just a pace behind her.
Oscar hadn't been ill prepared for this job. Andrea had given him plenty of warning of just how much trouble she was going to be. But he was prepared.
She didn't speak to him for the rest of the day. That was fine, Oscar was happy to follow her around and watch her antics. He followed her to a café, where she met with friends, followed her out to the park and listened to their chatter and gossip. He didn't take in much of the information, not unless he thought it was important.
Not until they started whispering about him.
His cheeks blushed red, but he stayed standing there. If he wasn't watching her, he was looking around, looking for any sign of danger. She whispered to her friends, giggling behind their hands. What they were saying, Oscar didn't care.
She still hadn't spoken to him as he drove her back to the house. Her car was a dream to drive. She handled beautifully, better than anything Oscar had driven when he was with Alpine. He couldn't hide his grin as he drove towards the house.
As soon as the car had stopped, she climbed out and marched towards the house. Oscar parked as quickly as he could and climbed out of the car, following her up the stairs and into the house.
She disappeared into her bedroom, slamming the door in his face. Oscar let out a breath and raised his fist, knocking on the door. "Hey," he called and tried the handle. "Let me in!"
Nothing. Of course it didn't work. It shouldn't have been surprising. Oscar didn't panic. He did what he was best at and stayed calm. Shrugging off his jacket, he left it by the door and walked out of the house.
It was a gamble, whether her window was open or not. He walked around the back of the house, counting the windows until he found hers.
Oscar wasn't built to climb. He wasn't good at it, but he still tried, using the window ledge beneath to climb up to her own. His knuckles it the glass before he tried to push the window up, but it wouldn't budge.
Fuck.
He knocked away and watched as she turned around. Her eyes went wide but she didn't move, took a moment to watch him. Oscar tried again to open the window.
Finally, she walked over. She pushed open the window, allowing Oscar into her bedroom. "What the fuck is wrong with you?" She asked, heading towards her wardrobe as Oscar grabbed his jacket from outside of her room.
She couldn't deny that he looked good. With his jacket hanging over his arm, she could really see him, and she appreciated it. He was no Carlos, but he'd do.
Grabbing a dress from her wardrobe, she held it up to her body. "Did you ever think that maybe I shut you out of my room because I didn't want you in here?" She asked as she hung it over her wardrobe door and went digging for some shoes.
"Did you ever think that I can't trust you enough to leave you in here on your own?" He responded as he leaned against the wall.
She scowled at him as she stepped back out of the wardrobe, a pair of high heels hanging by the straps from her fingers. "Fucking creep," she mumbled and pulled down the zip on her skirt.
She didn't look away from him as she pushed her skirt down. Oscar didn't look away. She was challenging him, he knew, and he wasn't going to let her win. Once her skirt was on the floor, she unbuttoned her shirt and let it fall away from her shoulders.
She stepped towards him, much like she had in the corridor earlier. "Do you know something, Oscar?" She mused as she stepped closer to him. He kept watching her, eyes locked onto her own. "I always get what I want. Do you wanna know what I want right now?"
His arms were crossed over his chest as he looked down at her. Even when she settled her arms on his chest, moving them up to his shoulders, he remained stoic. "What?" He asked. His wife didn't betray just how nervous he was feeling, just how much he was sweating.
Wrapping her arms around him, she leaned up to whisper in his ear. "You."
Oscar took her arms from around his neck. He kept a hold of them as he walked her back, so that she was sitting on her bed. "You're a brat," he said and stepped back, leaving her there.
Their interactions through the evening were very limited. Any attention she wanted, Oscar wasn't going to give to her. That she caught onto very quickly.
Daniel had been the same when he first started. Of course, he'd never resorted to climbing through her window. Oscar was dedicated, and that made him a problem.
A problem that wouldn't let her sneak out, a problem that wouldn't sleep with her.
She was in agony.
The next day followed much in the same pattern. Oscar walking too close, Oscar watching everything she did. She couldn't escape his watchful eye. When she went to the bathroom he was standing outside, periodically nodding.
On her third day with Oscar guarding her, she was bored out of her mind. When she want to the bathroom, he followed to stand guard outside of the door. This was becoming her normal and she hated it.
There was a window in the bathroom. Small, too high for her to reach without assistance. For a moment she contemplated it. Contemplated how she was going to execute this admittedly stupid plan.
Beneath the sink was a little step stool. It was from when she was younger, when she was too small to reach her tooth brush in the cabinet above the sink. She pulled it out and positioned it beneath the little window.
It didn't give her much height, just enough to grasp the window ledge and hoist herself up.
There was a knock at the door. "Just a minute!" She called back, but it sounded weird. She hadn't been this... polite to him since that first night in her room.
She hurried herself up. Pushing open the window, she slipped out and dropped down onto the gravel below.
The stones bit into her skin. But she didn't care. Pushing herself up and wiping the stones away, she could hear Oscar pounding on the door. When she didn't reply, the knocks became something more. Louder, harsher, his entire body pushing against it.
She didn't stick around long enough to find out. Straightening up her skirt, she walked around from the house.
The cameras were following her, she knew. Security guards must have been watching her, must have been radioing Oscar of her whereabouts.
She didn't bother running. There was no point when the gates would have taken their time to swing open. No, she walked calmly, like she had all the time in the world.
Suddenly, her feet were no longer touching the floor. A grunt left his lips as he picked her up and turned her around. "I don't think so," he said and put her back down.
She stared up at him, arms folded over her chest. He could see the indents of the gravel against her arm, the grazes on her skin. But then she stepped around him.
Oscar picked her up again. He scooped her up and placed her over his shoulder, ignoring her shriek as he carried her back into the house. 
"Fucking put me down!" She shouted, fists pounding against his back. "Oscar! Put me down! Now!"
His only response was to tighten his grip on her and march through the house. He didn't care as he took her past her fathers men, past Lando and Pato. When they sniggered at her, she held up her middle finger towards them.
Once he got to her bedroom, Oscar put her down. She glared up at him, arms folded over her chest. "I need to use the bathroom," she said.
Oscar grinned down at her. She looked somewhat embarrassed, unable to meet his eye. "Come on," he said and gestured for her to lead the way.
She walked down the hall, wearing a nasty scowl and looking at the floor. As soon as she got to the bathroom, she turned to shut the door, to try and lock him out. But Oscar shouldered his way in. "Hey!" She cried and tried to push him out of the bathroom. "What do you think you're doing?!"
He grabbed the step stool, folded it up and tucked it beneath his arms. He pulled the window shut and locked it, pocketing the key. "I'll be right outside," he said and placed a single pat to the top of her head. It was condescending as all hell and she wanted to kill him.
***
A year had passed. An uneventful year. For six months she'd attempted to sneak out. The first month of that was to get away from the house, to get out to the club and see her girl friends on the nights that Oscar said no.
But those other five months weren't because she wanted to get away. Whenever she snuck out, Oscar would be the one to carry her into the house. It was like he didn't trust her to walk back on her own. That was how she ended up over his shoulder or in his arms, being carried like a princess.
The kidnapping attempts had stopped, too. There had been a couple since Oscar started his job as her bodyguard. But he had thwarted all of them, kept her safe when somebody tried to climb in through her window.
On this day, Zac called Oscar into his office. He gave him a time and Oscar readied himself for it. He spent his morning with her, following her as she ate her breakfast.
She no longer tried to fight him at every turn. Oscar was grateful for it. He was able to see how pretty her smile was and that filled him with warmth. She was cute when she didn't want to kill him, he realised.
"Come on," he said once she'd finished her breakfast. He picked up her plate, dumped it in the sink, and offered her his hand.
"What do you think my dad wants?" She asked as she linked her fingers through his own.
Oscar pulled her out of the kitchen and through the house. He checked his watch. Just fifteen minutes until Zac wanted to see him. He swallowed. "I don't know," he answered and led her through the halls.
Maybe Zac wasn't happy with the work he was doing. Maybe he didn't think Oscar was doing a good enough job at protecting her. Maybe he didn't like that Oscar sometimes held her hand as they walked together.
He took her through the house and to the library. There Lando was sitting, tapping away at his phone. "Hey, Princess," he called as Oscar sat her down and squeezed her shoulders. "You sitting with me?"
"Looks like it," she mumbled and let out a yawn. She watched as Oscar disappeared out of the library, shutting the door behind him.
As soon as the door was shut, Lando leaned forward and snapped his fingers in front of her face. "What's up?" He asked as she turned to face him. "What's got you thinking so hard?"
She shrugged her shoulders and sank down in her seat. "How long did it take for Carlos to fuck me?" She mumbled, resting her cheek against her first. "What, a couple months? Maybe less than that?" She mumbled.
Lando snorted. "It took him a month to fall in love with you," he mumbled, his foot knocking against her own. "And Daniel slept with you on his first night on the job," he answered, finally locking his phone screen and letting it fall into his lap.
"What's taking Oscar so long?"
He properly laughed when those words left her lips. "Oscar is too much of a professional to sleep with you," he said and mockingly wiped at his eyes. She scowled at him. "He's falling for you, though."
Her head snapped towards him. "Huh?"
He nodded. "Yeah, princess." The name was mocking and she flipped him off. "Look, he wouldn't be holding your hand and shit if he wasn't, okay? That boy is falling for you. You need to trust me; he told me himself."
She leaned forward. "Lando, I need you to tell me exactly what he said."
Lando went to reply, but the library doors opened and Oscar strode in. "What now, Sweetheart?" He asked and offered her his hand.
She allowed herself to be pulled out of her seat and grinned at Lando. Sweetheart? He mouthed, and she let her tongue stick out from between her teeth.
***
Another dingy warehouse. Another splintering wooden chair. And another ugly man giving her father demands over the phone.
It had been so damn long since she'd gotten kidnapped, she was almost at a loss for what to do. Almost, but not quite.
The minute she realised she was getting kidnapped, she took a bobby pin from her hair and tucked it into the back of her skirt. The kidnappers slapped cuffs on her wrists and sat her on the uncomfortable chair.
She easily got her hands out of the cuffs, but these guys had weapons. They were certainly smarter than the last guys to kidnap her.
Oscar better get there soon.
She didn't know that as soon as they called to demand money, Zac had Oscar tracing the call. He let his computer do it's thing while he loaded his gun with bullets. He was going to do all he could to get her back.
As soon as he had the location, he set off with Lando and Pato. His knee bounced as Pato drove them, Oscar giving him the directions. God, they'd taken her so far away. There was no telling what they'd done to her for the time she'd been missing.
The outside of the warehouse wasn't well guarded at all. Lando and Pato counted all of the guards inside and Oscar caught sight of her.
The cuffs were still hanging from one of her wrists as she sat there. Why wasn't she moving? Why wasn't she getting up out of her seat and marching out of there like in all of the stories he'd heard about her?
"I'm going in," he whispered and pulled his gun from its holster.
But Lando pulled him back. "Wait," he said and gestured to Pato. "We'll make a distraction out the front and you go around the back," he said and Oscar nodded.
Lando and Pato's idea of a distraction was... interesting. At the sound of the music, several men headed outside. The ones that were left inside were easy for Oscar to take care of. When Pato started dancing, Oscar headed to the back of the warehouse.
He was a damned good shot. While Pato and Lando took out the men at the front, Oscar shot the others in the warehouse. When the first man hit the ground, the one who seemed to be running the operation pulled her out of her seat and pressed his gun to her head.
"Show yourself!" He demanded. He pushed the gun against her head more until it was tipped to the side. 
Holding up his hands, Oscar walked into the warehouse. When he was told to put his gun on the floor and kick it away, he did. "You okay, Sweetheart?" He asked, looking at her.
"Never better," she answered, but her voice was shaking. Fuck, he needed to get her out of there.
"You're the big hero," said the man in charge. "You're here to save the day and ride away into the sunset." His laugh was utterly terrifying. "What if I just blew her head off right it front of you? Do you think this rich little bitch bleeds gold?"
Her eyes shut. This was it, she was going to die.
Red splattered across her face, but it wasn't her blood. The man in charge dropped his gun and slumped forward, the weight of his falling body pulling her to the floor with a shriek. Oscar shouted her name. He rushed over and pushed the dead body away from her own.
"Oh, sweetheart," he whispered and wiped at the blood on her cheek. Tears were falling and Oscar wiped them away as he checked her over for any injuries. Aside from a bruised wrist and trauma, she was okay.
Pulling her into his chest, Oscar looked past her. There was Lando, lowering his gun. His eyes moved to her, eyebrows raising in question. But Oscar shook his head and pushed her hair behind her ears.
Reaching up, she kissed his cheek. "Hey," Oscar whispered, pulling away from her. "C'mon, Sweetheart, not now," he whispered and pulled her to her feet.
She blinked up at him and wiped away her tears. "Come on, Oscar. Let me kiss you," she whispered, her lip wobbling.
His thumbs moved over the back of her hand in such a soothing manner. "I love you," he replied. "Really, I do. But I don't want to kiss you if you just want to sleep with me."
Her head hit his chest. "Don't do this now," she mumbled. "Not in this disgusting warehouse with a dead body behind us." She let her arms settle around his neck, fingers playing with the hair at the back of his neck.
The way he was looking at her, it had her ready to cry. She hid her head against his chest and shut her eyes, ignoring the way her heart was beating. "I don't want to just kiss you to sleep with you," she whispered and sucked in a deep breath. "I-I like you, Oscar."
His fingers touched her chin and tipped her face towards him. "Sweetheart," he whispered and kissed the top of her head. And then he kissed her cheek, the one that wasn't covered in blood.
And then he kissed her, lips slotting against her own. She sobbed into his mouth and Oscar squeezed her tighter. It said all that it was supposed to. I'll watch over you, I'll keep you safe. I love you.
Taking her hand, Oscar led her out of the warehouse. In that moment he vowed to never let anything like this happen to her again. 
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81pastrys · 2 days ago
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Sorry isn’t Enough
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Summary— Oscar doesn’t give his girl enough attention during a race weekend and she takes care of it at the hotel
Warnings— smut ; sub!oscar ; dom!reader ; edging (m) ; mamas pet name (once) ; riding ; creampie ; subspace motioned ; Oscar is a suck up
A/N— I was busy the last two days 🤧
Oscar One Shots
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Request— Teasing sub!oscar and sub!lando?
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Oscar knew he did wrong when his girlfriend left the track early. He was ignoring her, not on purpose. He had meetings and media, no time for fun conversations or little meetings with his girlfriend. There have been days like this, and he always went back to the hotel expecting the worst.
She took charge in the bedroom, there was no questioning that. Oscar didn’t mind, it gave him an easy release— sometimes. When he had tons of work to do, he would pay for it back in the bedroom.
That how he ended up tied to the bed frame of the hotel bed, eyes teary, legs kicking, and her teasing him relentlessly while he begged for a release.
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry!!” He whined. She looked at him with innocent puppy eyes, lightly grazing her hands over his thighs. He loved being played with, it made him forget the day— good or not.
She liked toying with him, they both always got mind blowing orgasms near the end of it. “Aww does my baby want to cum?” She teased. She took his cock back in her dainty hand and tugged lightly. “Tell me how you did wrong.”
Oscar could barely think right, let alone remember the day now, she had edged him over 4 times now. “I don’t- I can’t remember- please!” He whimpered pathetically. She smiled and moved her hands with more purpose, his hips jerking and bucking as she did so.
His tip was red, swollen, and begging to release a huge load of white sticky secretion. “If you can’t remember then you don’t get to cum tonight, so think.” She knew she was being mean, but he has a safe word if it goes too far, not to mention the color system they used.
“I-I worked too hard— I didn’t get to, fuck, see you during the day.” He fumbled on words and groaned in between. She hummed as a response and tilted her head, watching his dick twitch as she continued to stroke him lightly. He whined again.
“That’s right, and what happens to boys who work too hard?” She noticed his tell tale signs of an orgasm and stilled her small hand. He groaned and bucked his hips in protest, causing her to remove the hand completely as to not let him fuck into it.
Desperate, pathetic noises escaped his lips as he tried to find words for her that will get him an orgasm. It was a mind game, one that’s hard to play when you’re so desperate to release. “They get edged, mamas please!” Oh he was so gone. Her eyes went wide at the pet name and she finally gave him what he wanted.
She straddled his hips and sank down slowly, not hurting herself at the stretch of him. His hips jerked into her and she landed her hands on his hips for leverage. “Such a good boy for me, are you going to fill me up?” She teased as he continued whimpering at the pleasure.
He said a string of ‘yes, yes, yes’ and a ‘please’ thrown in. She bounced with intensity to finish him off, his hands still pulling at the restraints as her boobs bounced in front of him. His hips started thrusting into her as he got close and she let him.
“There you go, such a good boy for me.” She said as he chased his release, his entire body shaking and stilling deep inside her as the warm cum spills out. Her walls pulsing from her own orgasm as he slowly thrusted up into her still. “Alright, alright, let’s get cleaned up baby, you did such a good job today.” She cooed.
She reached to his hands and untied them. He lightly grabbed her hips and leaned her on his chest, still buried deep inside her. “Stay, please?” He whispered weakly. She sighed and stayed. He was a bit under sub space so she wasn’t about to argue and have him whining all night for her attention.
Finally she was able to clean them up and cuddle to bed. She played with his hair as he hugged her waist to sleep. He looked so peaceful sleeping, she loved him so much.
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thelovehypothesis · 3 days ago
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Midnight Came Anyway 
Ollie Bearman x Fem|high school!Reader
Old request 
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a/n’s: A request made in my last blog before I accidentally deleted it! Hope it gets to the right person!
Warnings: long-distance love, fading promises
Summary: When dreams collide with ambition, who makes it out alright?
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Two years.
That’s how long it had been since their story started:  a shared milkshake, fingers barely brushing when they reached for the same straw. Inside jokes that turned into goodnight texts. And those goodnight texts that eventually turned into three a.m. FaceTimes from airport lounges and hotel rooms on the other side of the world.
When Ollie made it to Formula 1, she was the first person he told. Before the press release. Before even his parents. His voice shook with disbelief, and she cried, because she knew what it meant. Everything he had dreamed of was finally his.
And everything they were... was about to change.
The promise of a dream come true
Prom had always been her dream.
Not because of the glittery dresses or the Insta-perfect photos — but because, in a world where Ollie belonged to fast cars and million-dollar teams, prom felt like something that could still belong to them.
And he had promised.
She could still remember the way he said it, breathless over the phone after his first F1 test session:
“Unless it’s a race weekend, I swear I’ll be there. I wouldn’t miss it. I’ll wear whatever ridiculous tie you want. Just… save me a dance, yeah?”
So she did.
She saved him everything.
The cleared path 
“Ollie! Guess what!” she nearly screamed over the phone, bouncing on her bed, holding her calendar open.
“Whoa—what?” he laughed, groggy from his post-training nap.
“May 11th is prom and it’s NOT a race weekend! No Grand Prix. Nothing. You can come.”
There was a moment of pause. Her heart thudded.
Then:
“No way. You’re serious?”
“Dead serious. I checked three different calendars.”
“Then I’m there. No arguments.” His voice lit up. “You have no idea how happy that makes me.”
She smiled so hard her cheeks hurt. For the first time in months, it felt like the distance between them didn’t matter. Like maybe they could make it after all.
The hope of it all 
The dress was everything.
Soft tulle that cascaded like petals down her frame. Ivory and blush, delicate and classic. Her friends gasped when she stepped out of the dressing room.
“Oh my god, Ollie is going to lose his mind.”
She blushed, tugging at the waist. “If he doesn’t cry, I return the dress.”
They all laughed. She didn’t say it out loud, but somewhere in her chest, she still held the fear that he wouldn’t show up at all.
But then he texted back to her mirror selfie:
“You look like magic. I can’t wait to see you in it in person.”
So she bought him a matching tie. Pale rose. Subtle. Just like the petals in her dress.
The prom 
The ballroom glittered with fairy lights, chandeliers catching in hair gel and shimmery eyeshadow. Couples danced, shoes were discarded under the table, and the DJ played every anthem of their youth. Y/N smiled, laughed, spun in circles with her friends. The music pulsed. Laughter echoed. The night sparkled.
She took photos she knew she’d treasure someday
Midnight came.
And she stepped outside. The night air was heavy with humidity and tears. A single drop slipped down her cheek, carving through the setting spray and soft blush. 
The prophecy 
 He’d finished P12. His best result yet. So close to the points. So close to glory.
She didn’t even mind staying up until 3:40 AM just to catch his post-race interview.
And the second he called her, she answered immediately, her voice bursting with pride.
“You did amazing, Ollie. The overtakes? Unreal. I’m so, so proud—”
“Y/N…”
Her grin faltered.
“I have something to tell you.”
“Wait—” she laughed nervously, trying to push away the weight building in her stomach. “Let me guess — they’re upgrading your seat again? You’re a top ten driver now?”
“Y/N. Please. Just… listen.”
A strange silence blanketed the call.
“I can’t do this anymore.”
She blinked. “With what? Prom? Because you don’t have to. I get it. Prom must seem boring for an F1 driver like y—”
“With us.”
The words hit like cold water in her lungs.
“W-what? No. No, Ollie. Please don’t do this. Just talk to me—”
“I’ve tried. I thought I could balance it. You. F1. The travel. The pressure. But I can’t.”
“Then tell me what I can do. I can fly out. We can see each other—”
“Y/N… I fell out of love.”
Her chest crumpled. Her grip on the phone tightened until her knuckles turned white.
“With me?”
He hesitated.
“There's someone else.”
Silence.
“Alice… I didn’t plan it. It just—”
“Stop.” she whispered. “Please. Just stop. Don’t say her name.”
Her voice broke. And with it, so did she.
“I believed in you. In us. I waited. I gave up so much just to make this work. I loved you, Ollie.”
“I know. And I’ll always be sorry for that.”
Click.
Just like that, everything they built fell apart.
The coming home
Y/N wiped her cheeks  with the back of her hand. Inside, her friends danced like they were invincible. Like their hearts hadn’t just been shattered two weeks ago.
She wanted to enjoy it. God, she wanted to enjoy it like they did.
But she couldn’t.
Because her date was never coming. Because her forever had ended on a phone call from Jeddah.And because no matter how beautiful she looked, how much she had loved him…
“It was always going to end that way.” she whispered to the stars.
“Because what F1 driver would ever want a simple high school girl?”
--—The End—--
Thank you so much for reading, hope you enjoyed and remember my requests  are opened!
Also no shade to Alice, she's probably an amazing girl but you know what they say about Ollie and his tendencies to well yeah.
-Lots of love, Em.
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paddockletters · 3 months ago
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secretly yours | oscar piastri
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summary: oscar and his childhood best friend secretly dated for years, but an accidental reveal Lando sends fans into a frenzy. request: yes! sorry took me too long :((
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oscarpiastri: it's just me and my best friend
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user1: STOP PLAYING WITH US, OSCAR. WE SEE THE CHEMISTRY 😭
user2: i see you’re trying to pretend nothing’s going on, but we’re not fooled!!!
user3: just? J U S T? Please. we all know there’s more going on here than 'just' best friends 👀
user4: yeah, it’s just you two. And the ENTIRE WORLD watching you two 👀
user5: just? are we watching the same race? bc i see a love story unfolding and I’m LIVING for it 😭😭
user6: do you mean 'just' best friends? because that’s DEFINITELY not how we see it 👀
user7: she’s literally the only person on earth who gets to be with you like this, and we’re all just over here screaming
user8: just 'best friends’... okay, Oscar. keep telling yourself that while we all make wedding plans 🫠
user9: osc, you don’t have to pretend. We’re all just waiting for the 'I’m in love with my best friend' post 😭😭
user10: he´s trying to pretend it's just him and his best friend while we all know they're this close to being the hottest couple in F1 💀
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oscarpiastri: What a year. Memories I’ll never forget. Here’s to 2024. 🖤
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user1: NOT YOU SNEAKING HER INTO THE DUMP. We see you, Oscar 👀❤️
user2: Photos 4 and 7??? Sir, care to explain why you’re casually dropping your soulmate into the mix like it’s no big deal? 😭
user3: everyone’s talking about the podiums, but I’m here for y/n and Oscar are clearly in love' subplot. 🫠
user4: We all know who made this year unforgettable for you, and it’s not the trophy, Oscar. Just admit it 😏
user5: photo 7 is giving: 'the love of my life, but I’m still too cool to say it'
user6: Oscar out here winning races AND soft-launching his girlfriend again
user7: the subtlety is killing me. Like, we get it, you’re in love
user8: this isn’t even a photo dump; it’s a declaration of love disguised as one
user9: Y/N making two appearances? Yeah..
user10: the way he’s just casually smiling in those photos with her... Yeah, I’m unwell. 🫠😭
landonorris: Two pics of Y/N? Are we sure this is a 'year' dump, or are you just casually announcing something, Oscar? 🤔
↪user11: LANDO WE SEE YOU! 😂 The REAL tea is in the comments section, right here
↪user12: bro, Lando is practically the third wheel in Oscar’s relationship at this point. Why is he always dropping hints? 😭😭
↪user13: lol Lando’s comment is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year. Just admit it, we all know what’s going on. 🫠
↪user14: tt this point, I’m just waiting for Lando to show up at the wedding like ‘I told you so’ 💀
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yourusername: Dinner my favourite person 🖤 (and no, Lando, that doesn’t include you)
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user1: Not Lando catching strays in the caption 💀
user2: You and Oscar are literally the blueprint for 'childhood best friends to soulmates. I’m sobbing 😭❤️
user3: Okay but… can we talk about how you guys look SO perfect together?
user4: Lando reading this post like 👁️👄👁️
user5: Imagine being this photogenic AND dating Oscar Piastri
user6: Just me and my single, lonely heart, staring at these pictures like 🥲
user7: If this isn’t the softest thing I’ve ever seen. You guys are the real-life definition of couple goals 🥹💞
user8: Oscar when he’s with you >>> everything else in this world
user9: y’all just admitted you’re dating without saying it, and honestly, I’m here for this soft launch 👀
user10: do you guys just wake up every day and decide to be the cutest people alive, or does it happen naturally?
landonorris: Excuse me, I’m right here, and I thought I was your favourite person 🤔💔
↪user11: Lando out here acting like he didn’t just make the biggest hint about them being a thing in the last interview 😂
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lando norris: Just some wholesome moments from the weekend. ❤️🤪
1️⃣ Me getting my 5th victory.
2️⃣ Pastry getting a ice bath.
3️⃣ Oh, and this accidental gem… whoops
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user1: HELLO?? LANDO?? WHAT IS THIS? 😳👀
user2: Couple goals??? EXCUSE ME??? EXPLAIN RIGHT NOW
user3: Lando casually dropping the biggest bombshell of 2025 like it’s no big deal 💀
user4: So… you’re telling me Oscar’s in love and didn’t even TELL US?!? 😭❤️
user5: This isn’t even subtle. LANDO, YOU HAD ONE JOB
user6: i don’t know if I want to scream at Lando or thank him
user7: not me zooming in like a detective ans yep, they’re definitely together
user8: lando, you better start running because Oscar is coming for you
user9: the way Oscar’s entire personality SCREAMED 'taken,' and now we finally know why
user10: accidental??? sure lando. this was 100% intentional and we love you for it
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oscarpiastri: Well, I guess the secret’s out… 😅. No more pretending we’re just ‘best friends’—we’re way past that. ❤️
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user1: OH MY GOD. THE REVEAL!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE FOREVER 😭
user2: HE DID IT. HE OFFICIALLY ADMITTED IT
user3: I KNEW IT. I was starting to think I was imagining all the tension between them. THEY’RE SO CUTE!!!
user4: THANK YOU OSCAR, FOR FINALLY ENDING MY SUFFERING
user5: Oscar confirmed it and suddenly my heart is doing 200 mph. This is EVERYTHING 🤧🤧
user6: this is the confirmation we didn’t know we needed, but now that we have it, everything makes sense
user7: from 'best friends' to ‘officially us’? I’m dead. They’re too perfect
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yourusername: Okay, okay… So maybe the ‘best friends’ thing wasn’t fooling anyone. We’re officially more than that (and yes, we’ve been laughing about this whole ‘secret relationship’ thing for a long time)
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user1: I KNEW IT. ‘best friends’ my foot. this was the 'softest' launch ever 😂
user2: okay, but are we gonna talk about how Oscar looks SO much more relaxed now? The man’s freeeeee!!!!
user3: guess it was obvious? babes, it’s been obvious since DAY ONE. We just needed you to admit it
user4: so, are we gonna pretend like we didn’t see the way you two look at each other like no one else exists??
user5: Oscar and you basically saying ‘yeah, I’ve been OBVIOUS about it, but I needed to make it official’
user6: i am literally sobbing at how cute this is and i'm HERE for it
user 7: i knew it! THE SMILES. THE ENERGY. y’all were never fooling anyone. 💀
landonorris: guess i’ve been replaced as your partner in crime, huh? 🤔
↪ oscarpiastri: so much for keeping secrets, mate. Appreciate the unintentional PR move though 🙄
↪yourusername: landonorris Haha, it’s okay, you can still be my partner in crime. Just… don’t share too many ‘accidental’ pics, okay?
danielricciardo: wow, Lando’s getting everyone in trouble these days. what’s next, is he revealing mine and max ‘bromance’?? 😂"
↪landonorris: only if you and max finally admit were the real power couple of the paddock 🫣💁‍♂️
maxverstappen1: About time, guys 👏🏻
↪yourusername: haha, well, Lando’s definitely claiming the credit for all of this. Can’t say we didn’t try to keep it lowkey
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thatscrazyrandom · 18 days ago
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Does anyone have any red bull oscar fics?
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housepartyprotocol · 3 months ago
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Maple leaves
Hockey player!Oscar Piastri x driver!reader
Summary: YN is a Redbull driver and gets introduced to a certain NHL team, and a certain player Masterlist / TipJar
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oscarpiastri Coming to the end of the season strong!
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user he is such a man whore lordy look at him
user delectable user how is he not taken user HES SINGLE !?!
user raw. next question.
user UNHINGED
user I wanna move to Canada to breathe the same air as him
user I am from his hometown in Australia and that's my biggest achievement
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ynusername Just a day of packing while wearing my teammates merch
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user redbull merch is redbull merch regardless of the driver
user soft launching ...
user i doubt it, max has a baby coming user omg DILF
maxverstappen we all know you are immediately unpacking that suitcase
ynusername the things i do for the aesthetic maxverstappen and why would you pack a book you finished a month ago ynusername huh how maxverstappen i follow your Goodreads, we need to talk ynusername NO IGNORE MY READS user shes a smut reader omg user that wasn't on my bingo card
landonorris AUSTRALIAAAAAA
ynusername TIME FOR THONGS ynuersname that sounds strange ynusername nope im sticking with flipflops user HAH landonorris I WANNA WEAR A THONG landonorris ;)
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oscarpiastri I'm homesick
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user Melbourne mention
user 5 minutes and a hair tie
user go to horny jail
user I got this just after the F1 post about the season starting in MELBOURNE
user crossover user no because a F1 x NHL crossover would be so sick! user @ F1 HEAR OUR WISHES
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ynusername it feels good to be back
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user the queen is back on her throne
user WINNERR user since she got in the redbull she is a force to be reckoned with user she deserves everything
user shes a bitch
user GET OUT SHOO OUT
landonorris I hate you
ynusername I hate you too ynusername I hate the mullet landonorris NOT THE MULLET alexalbon NOT THE MULLET maxverstappen that was low, holy hell
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landonorris managed to get tickets to see my favourite hockey team. Took a doofus and now shes a bigger fan than me. Owns more merch than me
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user they are such a cute couple omg
user they aren't user they aren't ?? user nope they just friends since karting
ynusername I slayyed that photoshoot
landonorris you are welcome ynusername I am learning more about the game every time I watch now ynusername would it be traitorous to switch teams now, i like this Jack Hughes with the devils landonorris NO YOU WILL STAY A MAPLE FAN user YN x Jack Hughes would be so cute user god all people do is ship her with people
mapleleafs Come back soon
landonorris WE WILL user F1 x NHL crossover LOOMING
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oscarpiastri Ending the season cold, always.
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user I wanna be that ice water
user that's such a strange way to say you find him hot user I wanna be it too though
user I can't believe we now have to wait like half a year for more ice bath pics
user I am so sad that the hockey is almost over but the F1 is just starting !! so my calendar is always full
user He can't be single, look at this man
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ynusername MIAMIIIIIII (cue feral behaviour)(yes redbull admin this is non-alcoholic, no drunk driving)
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user THIS IS MIAMI
user her and lando become demons in Miami user it is so fun
maxverstappen maybe not that one, but the others..
ynusername don't spread such BLASPHEMY maxverstappen you remained sober completely ynusername I did, i just drank alot of caffeine landonorris ah a proper redbull advocate
user WHY DID I AGAIN SCROLL TO THIS FROM A NHL POST
user what NHL post? user the post Oscar Piastri did about him and some of this teammates at the Miami GP user OMG WHY ARE THEY THERE user Idk, they must be fans
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oscarpiastri This getting into a new sport thing is fun
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user NHL x F1 crossover !
user omg yes my life is complete user I am now trying to work out which of his teammates are F1 fans
user He is such a cutie
user OKAY I NEED OSCAR X YN CONTENT NOW
user they have never interacted user true, they could though
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ynusername had a wonderful time. suck it lando I got an autograph.
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user i love it when famous people are fans of other famous people
user whose signature is that?
user I think it is Oscar Piastri, he was there, and he plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs user she is now such a fan, everyone thank Lando
landonorris I got an autograph too
ynusername yeah you got a piece of paper signed landonorris it was the back of an important document mclaren what ynusername HA ynusername and you called me crazy for packing my hat landonorris you were crazy, but it paid off
user couple alert
user calm tf down
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redbullracing Just Leaving This Here
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user OKAY maybe redbull got the team tickets to Miami...
user OMGOMGOMGOMGGG
user what are the Toronto Maple Leafs?
user they are an NHL team user huh user hockey
user okay so players in a car or drivers on the ice
user DRIVERS ON ICE PLEASE
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ynusername some recent vibes
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user HOT HANDS GAWD
user omg shes lucky is that her boyfriend
user they look like Lando's hands user no he wouldnt wear that watch though
danielricciardo giddyup
ynusername aren't my boots beautiful danielricciardo need them in my life ynusername don't think they are your size
landonorris very neutral aesthetic, very demure
user WHERE DID HE LEARN THAT ynusername why yes ynusername but don't say that again its weird from you maxverstappen you can call me demure Lando ynusername you are anything but demure landonorris ignore her, max you are very demure ynusername EVERYONE STOP SAYING DEMURE
user shes taken? i thought she was single
user no one is confirming either way user who? user no idea
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user omg YN and Max ice skating with the team?
user god why won't drivers just stick to racing what's with all this unnecessary extra stuff
user YN so campaigned for this crossover to annoy Lando that she met the team
user I would too, have you seen them, like Oscar Piastri, DAMN
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oscarpiastri Back home in time for the start of another dose of winter
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user he just leaves these here and doesn't address them. Sir this is a thirst trap
user all he does is thirst trap (no one complain) user do you think if he gets a girlfriend he will stop thirst-trapping user i hope NOT user i'll just have to resort to Pinterest
user wait if he is in Australia then did he not take part in the Redbull F1 thing
user I think they have already filmed it user PHEW
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ynusername Spain you were perfect
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user redbull domination!
user the queen is leading the championship!!
user YESS user I hope she wins!
user god she's hot
user god you only watch the racing for the hot drivers woah user no that's stupid as fuck user sorry just felt appropriate to turn tables for once
maxverstappen you make me take a million photos of you and you don't even credit me
ynusername gosh i am sooooo sorry (not) ynusername everyone thank Max for taking the photo of me user thank you landonorris thank you ynusername why you landonorris you said everyone!
maxverstappen thats true you did, thank you Lando
user Why are we still waiting for Redbull racing to release the hockey crossover!
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oscarpiastri Go check out the newest video on both Toronto Maple Leafs and Redbull Racings youtube!!
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user OMG DID YOU SEE IT
user YN cannot SKATE HOLY HELL
user Oscar making goo goo eyes at that girl the entire time
user you mean YN, Redbull racing F1 driver user you have a lot to learn, she is amazing
user the camera panning as Max Verstappen just slowly skated directly into the wall and then fell over
user I DIED
user I came for the crossover, i stayed for this man WOOF
user I thought the girl in that youtube what his girlfriend user dont think so
user YUMMY
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maxverstappen What I felt like while filming. What YN looked like while filming. And then that.
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user she is just FLAT
user im sorry Max that photo does not fit them vibe, its too hot
user you are so right
user She could not skate
user max was worse he is just hiding it!
ynusername you have done me so dirty, i will never forgive you
maxverstappen oh no, what ever will i do now ynusername i will run you off the track redbullracing no you wont ynusername no I wont maxverstappen haha mum told you off ynusername bully
landonorris she was so shit, serves her right
ynusername FOR WHAT landonorris FOR MEETING LOADS OF THE TEAM ynusername yeah I did do that, SUCK IT maxverstappen children, not in the comments
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ynusername got myself a red hot date
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user MAMA
user the hand placement, she knows what she is doing
user I wanna be her
user I want to be both of them, I am undecided
landonorris this is why you were being evasive about whether you were coming out with us or not
ynusername guilty as charged ynusername can you blame me landnorris I dont swing like that but no i do not maxverstappen do you know who that is landonorris I might im not sure, hold on ill text you user NO LANDO KEEP IT HERE WE NEED TO KNOW
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oscarpiastri Really liking this racing thing
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user HES AT SILVERSTONE OMG
user SIR what you doing there
user the redbull garage, he was so invited by YN
user or max... or the team user I bet by YN so much
user no thirst trap..
user that photo is cute user yes but where is the HOT user has he been domesticated...
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landonorris Party. Party. Party.
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user what is in the water, its thirst trap after thirst trap
user shush you'll spook them away
user I want that man
ynusername Slut
landonorris you are calling me a slut? ynusername man whore ynusername bully landonorris what did i do landonorris OH i see what i did landonorris HOW DO I DELETE A PIC ynusername GRRRR
user DID LANDO JUST EXPOSE YN RELATIONSHIP
user NO IT LOOKS LIKE IT user DAMN ITS BLURRY WHO IS THAT
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ynusername You know I dont love a london boy
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user she is dropping hints!
user that mans back, yum
user this is so aesthetic
landonorris this is humorous
ynusername how so landonorris you down bad ynusername who said that landonorris everything you are doing, it is as new you landonorris i take credit ynusername HOW landonorris ;)
maxverstappen I feel like as your teammate i need to give you the talk after all of these photos
ynusername EW NO you arent my dad maxverstappen I wasnt saying that, its more, big brother vibes landonorris Ill join in ynusername gosh, i hate you all maxverstappen young lady!
user why is lando taking credit
user did he introduce them? user hear me out, introduced YN to his team... Becuase its Oscar Piastri user who?
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user HES TAKEN
user bye bye thirst traps
user i wanna be her omg
user do you think she is canadian or australian user she could be neither
user he looks GOOOD
user he HAS been domesticated user it looks good on him
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ynusername he is definitely not a London boy
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user he is an ASSUIE BOY
user i feel like im suppose to know who that is
user its Oscar Piastri user ill google
user shes so lucky
user HE is so lucky
landonorris if you switch teams now, its divorce
ynusername i knowwwww ynusername i'll just dream out the Red Devils oscarpiastri you will do no such thing, I am not moving teams landonorris See even he agrees ynusername I hate you both
maxverstappen lets keep it PG in front of the children
maxverstappen happy for you pipsqueak ynusername we agreed to never use that name again maxverstappen sorry, happy for you teammate ynusername better, ish ynusername thank you <3 ynusername ALso what part is NOT pg
user F1 x NHL crossover FOREVERRRR
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oscarpiastri I think I officially love this racing thing
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user RIP Oscar Piastri thirst traps
user RIP user RIP
user He is down bad, its cute
ynusername Yum
oscarpiastri what? ynusername nothing, just you ;) user she is just like us I fear
user she is so pretty
user him being decked out in her merch just feels right
user him going to all the races!
landonorris YN WE GOING TO ALL THE MATCHES
ynusername fans for life babygirl landonorris ew why babygirl oscarpiastri yeah.. ynusername becuase look at him, he is BABYGIRL oscarpiastri fairs sorry x landonorris HUH
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f14fun · 10 months ago
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big mouth, big brain (!youtuber x op81) ~ part 3
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synopsis: in which case y/n, a video essayist pops up on oscar's youtube feed, and he falls in love with the way she speaks and tells stories
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I was going to be on a bloody yacht.
He led me down a winding path that skirted the beach, the sound of the waves growing louder in the stillness of the night. As we walked, the anticipation built between us. I could feel the warmth of his hand, the steadiness of his grip, and it was incredibly reassuring.
"Are you serious?" I asked, a mix of disbelief and excitement in my voice. "You have a yacht?"
"Well, it's not exactly mine," he admitted with a grin. "But a friend of mine owns it, and he owes me a favor."
I laughed, shaking my head in amazement. "This night keeps getting better and better."
He chuckled softly, the sound blending with the rhythmic crash of the waves. The moonlight danced on the water's surface, casting a surreal glow around us. As we continued along the path, a soft breeze played with my hair, carrying the salty scent of the sea. Each step seemed to deepen the connection between us, making the night feel like a secret we shared.
The path curved gently, revealing a secluded cove where a sleek yacht bobbed gently in the water. Its polished hull gleamed under the moonlight, and the sight took my breath away. "Wow," I breathed, unable to tear my eyes away from the elegant vessel. It was like something out of a dream, a luxurious escape from the ordinary world.
He grinned at my reaction, clearly pleased with the effect. "Impressive, isn't it?" he said, his voice tinged with satisfaction. "Just wait until you see the view from onboard."
Together, we descended the wooden steps leading to the dock. The yacht swayed slightly as we stepped aboard, the deck cool beneath my bare feet. Soft music played from hidden speakers, creating a soundtrack to the night's unfolding magic.
He led me to the bow, where a plush seating area awaited us. It felt like stepping into another realm, far removed from the worries of everyday life.
We stood together at the dock, looking away from the marina and towards the water that was calming rippling underneath the gaze of the shining moonlight.
My white dress swayed in the wind, my lips glossy under the moonlight, and his hand tightly wrapped around mine. Every once in a while we would sneak glances at each other, while we thought the other one wasn't looking.
Biting my lip slightly when he would look at me, I felt nervous and hot underneath his gaze. Squirming, he grabbed my chin.
"Y/N, don't do that do your lips," he trailed off, speaking softly to me as his thumb gently rubbed my chin. Looking up at him through my lashes, everything around us suddenly seemed to fade away.
"Okay-," I dwindled off, as his gaze sudden detracted from my eyes, and trailed down to my plump lips.
In that moment, he seemed to get closer. Putting my hand on his chest, I could hear his faint heartbeat get louder and pump faster. He was nervous. I, made him nervous.
He was softly exhaling, as was I. I could only hear our breaths, slowly getting faster in that moment. Oscar's head titled, and in that moment, I knew what was about to come.
Grabbing my jaw, he made direct eye contact with me. "May I kiss you, Y/N?" My heartbeat fluttered, and I swear I could feel something else beating as well.
"Of course," I softly replied. The moment I gave consent, he dove right in. Lips connecting, time seemed to stop.
One of his arms tightly gripped my waist, the other gripping my jaw as he was softly kissing me. He was so gentle, yet so passionate and loving. Groaning into my mouth as I wrapped my arms around his neck, I felt his neck muscles flex. Playing with his soft brown hair, my freshly manicured champagne-colored chrome nails gently scratched his scalp.
We kissed passionately for what seemed like hours. Though it must have been a few minutes of bliss in reality. I was the first to part, and noticed that my lip gloss and lipstick was smothered all around his lip area.
Chuckling I wiped it off and showed him the red Dior lipstick stain on my thumb that had resided on his cheek.
"Looks like I've been marked," he said, a playful glint in his eyes as he leaned closer. "Should I be worried about leaving a trail of evidence?"
I laughed softly, brushing a strand of hair behind my ear. "Depends on whether you want to be found," I teased, unable to resist the flirtatious banter that seemed to come so effortlessly between us.
He grinned, his gaze lingering on mine. "Maybe I don't mind being caught," he replied, his voice low and filled with suggestion.
I chuckled, enjoying the playful dance of words between us. "Oh, so you're admitting to being a wanted man?" I shot back, raising an eyebrow in mock suspicion.
His grin widened, and he leaned in closer, his breath warm against my cheek. "Only if you're the one doing the chasing," he whispered, his voice sending a delicious shiver down my spine.
I leaned back slightly, feigning contemplation. "Hmm, I do have a knack for tracking down elusive characters," I mused, my tone teasing yet tinged with genuine interest.
He chuckled softly, the sound like music in the stillness of the early morning. "Then I suppose I'm in trouble," he replied, his eyes twinkling with mischief.
I pretended to study him with exaggerated seriousness. "Well, you did lead me down this path," I pointed out, gesturing around us at the yacht and the tranquil sea beyond. "Seems like you've left quite a trail."
He nodded, his expression turning more earnest. "It's a path I'm glad you decided to follow," he said softly, his fingers lightly tracing circles on the back of my hand.
I smiled, feeling a warmth spread through me at his words. "Me too," I admitted, my gaze meeting his and holding steady. "I guess we'll just have to see where it leads."
He leaned even closer, his lips brushing against my earlobe as he whispered, "I'm hoping it leads to more moments like this."
My heart skipped a beat at his confession, the intimacy of the moment both exhilarating and comforting. "I think we're off to a pretty good start," I replied, my voice filled with a mix of playfulness and sincerity.
Feeling even more bold, I chuckled softly, feeling a rush of playful energy between us. "I must admit, you wear it well," I said, holding up my thumb to show him the faint smudge of lipstick. "But you might want to be more careful next time."
He grinned, his eyes crinkling at the corners with amusement. "Noted," he replied, his tone light yet tinged with a hint of flirtation. "Though I have to say, it's a small price to pay for such delightful company."
I felt a blush creep into my cheeks at his compliment, the warmth spreading through me like the first rays of morning sunlight. "Flattery will get you everywhere," I teased, unable to suppress the smile that tugged at my lips.
His gaze softened, the playful glint giving way to a more sincere expression. "I mean it," he said softly, his thumb brushing lightly against mine. "I haven't had this much fun in a long time."
The sincerity in his voice touched me, making my heart flutter in a way I hadn't expected. "I'm glad," I replied honestly, meeting his gaze with an openness that surprised even myself. "Tonight has been... unexpected, in the best possible way."
He nodded, his fingers intertwining with mine. "Sometimes the best moments are the ones we don't plan," he mused, his tone thoughtful. "Like finding a lipstick stain on your cheek."
I laughed softly, the sound mingling with the gentle lapping of the waves against the yacht's hull. "Who would have thought a little makeup mishap could lead to such a moment?" I said, shaking my head in amused disbelief.
He leaned in closer, his breath warm against my cheek. "Maybe it's a sign," he murmured, his voice barely above a whisper. "That we're meant to leave a mark on each other's lives."
His words sent a thrill through me, the romantic notion echoing in the quiet space between us. "I like the sound of that," I admitted, feeling a sense of anticipation building between us like a rising tide.
He smiled, a softness in his eyes that made my pulse quicken. "Me too," he replied, his thumb tracing gentle circles on the back of my hand. "So, what do you say we continue this adventure? See where it takes us next."
I nodded, a surge of excitement and curiosity coursing through me. "I'd like that," I said earnestly, feeling a surge of gratitude for the serendipitous turn of events that brought us together on this yacht, under this moonlit sky.
As the moon held its vigil in the night sky, casting a silvery sheen over the yacht's deck, we settled into a cozy corner under a blanket. The soft glow of candles created an intimate atmosphere, illuminating the desserts before us—a plate of tiramisu and crème brûlée, their decadent aromas mingling with the salty sea air.
He poured us each a glass of champagne, the effervescent bubbles adding a touch of celebratory cheer to the serene scene. "To unexpected adventures," he toasted, his eyes sparkling with warmth as he handed me a flute.
I smiled, clinking my glass against his. "To seizing the moment," I replied, savoring the crisp taste of the champagne as it tickled my palate.
We shared the desserts, trading playful banter and lingering glances that spoke volumes in the quietude of the night. Each bite of tiramisu melted on my tongue, rich and creamy, while the crème brûlée offered a delightful contrast of smooth custard beneath a perfectly caramelized crust.
Between bites, we talked about our dreams and aspirations, our favorite travel destinations, and even our shared love for late-night escapades. The conversation flowed effortlessly, punctuated by moments of laughter and the occasional shared sigh of contentment.
"I guess we've hit the apex of the evening," he quipped, his tone teasing yet filled with affection, his eyes sparkling with amusement.
I chuckled softly, enjoying the playful reference. "Well, if this is the apex, I can't wait to see what the straightaway looks like," I replied, matching his playful banter with a hint of flirtation.
He grinned, his fingers tracing idle patterns on the back of my hand. "Trust me, the view from the podium is even better with you by my side," he murmured, his voice low and intimate.
The warmth of his words sent a shiver down my spine, mingling with the gentle breeze that caressed our faces. The night around us seemed to fade into insignificance, leaving only the two of us in our private world aboard the yacht.
Leaning closer, our gazes locked in a silent agreement of shared desire, we savored each bite of dessert as if it were a testament to the sweetness of this moment. The occasional brush of fingertips, the soft exchange of smiles—it all spoke of a connection that went beyond mere words.
As the yacht rocked gently on the tranquil waters, I found myself drawn to him more than ever, my heart racing with a mix of excitement and anticipation. This night, filled with laughter and stolen glances, had woven a tapestry of intimacy that I never wanted to unravel.
"I'm glad you invited me," I confessed softly, breaking the silence that had settled between us like a comforting embrace.
His gaze softened, a tender smile playing on his lips. "I couldn't imagine sharing this with anyone else," he admitted, his fingers entwining with mine in a gesture that spoke volumes.
"And hey, if things go really well, I hear they offer Australian citizenship with every marriage," he teased, a mischievous glint in his eyes as he leaned closer.
I couldn't help but laugh at his playful suggestion, feeling a surge of affection for his sense of humor. "Are you trying to bribe me with dual citizenship now?" I quipped back, a playful twinkle in my eye.
He chuckled, his fingers gently squeezing mine. "Hey, it's just a perk," he replied with mock seriousness, his smile widening into a grin that lit up his face.
I leaned closer, teasingly narrowing my eyes at him. "Well, I'll have you know, my love can't be bought with citizenship perks," I teased, my tone light but tinged with warmth.
His grin softened into a look of genuine fondness. "Good to know," he murmured, his gaze lingering on mine as if trying to capture every detail of this moment.
The night air around us seemed to hum with possibility, as if the universe itself was conspiring to weave our destinies together. I found myself drawn to him in ways I couldn't fully articulate, my heart singing with a melody that resonated with his presence.
"But if you keep feeding me dessert like this," I added with a playful wink, "you might just convince me otherwise."
He laughed softly, the sound like music to my ears. "Consider it a delicious bribe, then," he replied, his eyes sparkling with affection.
We watched as the moonlight danced on the surface of the sea, casting a spell of tranquility over us. Time slowed to a leisurely pace, allowing us to savor each moment, each stolen glance, and each shared smile.
As the clock struck midnight, marking the transition into a new day, we remained on the deck, wrapped in each other's warmth and the promise of what lay ahead.
And as we eventually bid farewell to the night, reluctant to let go of the magic we had found, I knew that this evening had woven our hearts together in a tapestry of hope and possibility.
Hand in hand, we returned to the shore, our laughter echoing against the quiet backdrop of the ocean. The night had been a gift—a testament to the beauty of chance encounters and the transformative power of shared experiences.
And as we looked towards the future, I couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement, knowing that our journey together had only just begun.
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yourusername: ignore the elephant in the room (twitter)
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user1: alrrr, aesthetic queen
user2: not them using their own drunk paparazzi pics in their post, it's giving iconic shit
user3: I AM NEVER FORGETTING THOSE TWEETS THEY WERE FUCKING HILARIOUS GIRLLL
user4: nahhh nawt the "pls pls pls gimme ur babies"
user4: IN TEARS. 😭😭
user5: she must've been HELLA DRUNK to post those
user6: oscar too LMFAOO
user7: i know she just woke up feeling like shit, checked her phone, then wanted to kys
landonorris: those tweets...
landonorris: pr wants to talk to both of you...😭
yourusername: oh god oh god i'm in trouble
yourusername: little old me, a content creator online did the single handedly worse possible thing not to do: drunk post
oscarpiastri: LMFAO GET WRECKED🫵🏻🫵🏻
landonorris: what are you laughing about ur probably in trouble too 🫵🏼
user8: LMAOOO lando got their ass
user9: he said "check urself" before u check her
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oscarpiastri: she's too cute, so i asked to be her boyfriend
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yourusername: "can I be your boyfriend" >> "can you be my girlfriend" 🧡🧡🤤🙌🏼😇😍🥰🥰🥰😘
user1: "can I be your boyfriend" >> "can you be my girlfriend"
user2: "can I be your boyfriend" >> "can you be my girlfriend"
user3: "can I be your boyfriend" >> "can you be my girlfriend"
user4: "can I be your boyfriend" >> "can you be my girlfriend"
user5: wow mate, you really think you're winning in life
oscarpiastri: i really am. she was doing donuts on my dick last night
yourusername: OSCAR DELETE THAT BEFORE ADMIN SEES SKSKKSKS
oscarpiastri: well... you didn't deny it
landonorris: oscar jack piastri. you are going to give admin another fucking heart attack.
mclaren: 👁️👁️🕵🏼
user6: LMAOOOO GN
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user7: DID YOU SEE THE DELETED COMMENT THREAD LMAO
user8: i hope someone screenshotted ts and put it on twitter lol
user9: ughhh i love them so much
landonorris: congrats guys!! mawmaw yi pawpaw 🧡🫵🏼
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yourusername: can i be your girlfriend, oscar? 🧡
oscarpiastri: can i be your boyfriend, y/n? 🧡
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tsunomenom · 18 days ago
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2 hands | op81 smau
♡ summary: where you try to soft launch your boyfriend but your fans link you to the wrong papaya boy
♡ pairing: oscar piastri x singer!reader
♡ warnings: use of yn, some implied suggestive comments
♡ faceclaim: tate mcrae
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user21 EATS EATS EATS
user33 POP PRINCESS YN DROPS ANOTHER BANGER‼️
user921 WILD
oliviarodrigo HAWT 🤭
yourusername 😍😍
user13 orange is her color guys 🤭🤭
yourusername it’s papaya 😉🧡
user541 yourusername STFU
user302 WE SAW THAT MCLAREN GIRL STOP WITH THE HINTS 🥲🥲
user921 she stays cryptic i’m so tired 😭
landonorris ate 👏👏 ♥︎ by author
user209 i see u 👀
user412 giving… boyfriend?
user307 NOT SLICK MF
user100 SHE WANTS UR 2 HANDS
user312 OKAY THEY NOT SLICK AT ALL WE ALL KNOW THATS landonorris IN SLIDE 2 😭😭
user44 HONESTLY 😭
sabrinacarpenter you don’t know how to not make a bop 😩😩
yourusername PLEASE COMING FROM YOUUU 🥲🤭🤭
user312 idc who she’s dating (cough lando norris cough) whoever it is wildling cause what do you mean YOU LOOK GOOD ON TOP OF ME 😭
user031 FREAKYYY
user991 she went to the same school of ovulation songs sabrina and taylor did
alexandrasaintmleux i haven’t stopped streaming since it dropped beautiful 😍😍
yourusername I LOVE YOU STAWP
user621 THAT VIDEO WAS HAWWWWT LIKE OMFG 😭
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user341 they’ll make a power couple tbfh 😩
user031 TWO HOT PEOPLE (allegedly) DATING 😍🤭
user145 I LOVE WHEN HOT PEOPLE DATE OTHER HOT PEOPLE ‼️
user773 HONESTLY 😭
user981 they’re my celebrity crushes i can’t handle this (allegedly)
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user044 CAUSE HONESTLY THAT TIKTOK CONVINCED ME-
user992 NO SAME
user312 not to play devils advocate but lando really is the only papaya driver who has that kinda merch 🤷‍♀️
user210 confused but continue
user312 user210 just saying she could be dating like oscar or pato just cause it’s lando’s car doesn’t mean it’s lando
user210 user312 back to bed grandma (also f1 literally commented on the og tiktok referencing lando…)
user087 she wasn’t slick with that video especially not after liking the f1 comment 😭
user127 WHAT COMMENT?
user087 user127 f1’s official tiktok commented on the tiktok referenced here “this might be lando norris 😳”
user127 user087 YOURE KIDDING
user787 this was honestly THE proof for me like it sealed the deal for me.
user991 i was convinced theyre dating after this too 😭
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user912 GIRL IS OBSESSED 😭
user012 he’s got her down bad and i love the content 😭😭
user132 ITS SOOO GOOD THOUGHHH 😭😭😭😭😭
user778 NO FR FR SHE ATE
user341 SHES DOWN BAD AND IT SHOWWWS 😩
user003 i’m obsessed (but not convinced she’s dating lando 😬)
user778 OH?? whyyyyyy?
user003 user778 just the vibe also her soft launch has had an underlying aussie theme i feel 🤷‍♀️
user334 user003 back to bed grandma it’s ynlando endgame 😩
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user922 is this a safe place?
user176 … i guess?
user992 don’t think yn is dating lando.
user176 nvm not a safe space.
user076 I AM EATING UP EVERY BREADCRUMB SHE DROPS TILL WE GET THE YNLANDO HARD LAUNCH 😭😭😭
user199 i’m obsessed with this and the new album is def papaya coded 😭😭😭
user990 THERE WAS A WHOLE ASS MCLAREN IN HER MV LIKE WTF 😩
user954 SHES NOT SLICK AT ALL
user103 i can’t get over her obvious easter eggs that lead straight to lando 😭😭😭
user031 left field here she’s dating pato ☺️
user176 this is actually hilarious as shit 😭😭
user988 BYE PATOOOO 😭😭😭
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oscarpiastri Happy.
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user072 his caption would be that on a soft launch 😭
user871 he’s a man of few words
user880 OMG A SOFT LAUNCH 😭🥲
hattiepiastri i’m appalled on behalf of your girlfriend. that caption has no enthusiasm
oscarpiastri I’ll have you know i was actually very happy writing that.
hattiepiastri YOURE BEYOND HELP 😭😭
user701 AWW HIM AND LANDO BOTH HAVE GFS 😍
user299 who is lando’s gf?
user701 user299 yourusername
user976 user701 ALLEGEDLY ☝️
user232 THIS IS ADORABLE
landonorris i did not approve that caption when i helped you make this post.
user189 BYE HE ASKED LANDO FOR HELP 😭
alex_albon damn just expose him like that 💀
oscarpiastri I asked for your help in confidence…
rileywhittall disrespecting my wife with that caption is wild 🤧
lilymhe no honestly he needs more enthusiasm when posting about her 😓😓
oscarpiastri logansargeant alex_albon They’re bullying me.
user876 so lando’s dating yn ln and oscar is soft launching what world are we living in 😭
user109 you’re living in delusion cause when has ANYONE confirmed yn and lando
user716 THIS IS CUTE THOUGH GUYS 😭😭
user776 NO FR LIKE I LOOVE
user614 i’m obsessed with this stoppp 😭🤧🤧
user031 cutest soft launch i’ve ever seen 😩
user845 yn in the likes…
user103 supporting her man’s teammate’s soft launch 😍
user845 user103 or hear me out just supporting her man 😍
user103 user845 nope.
user143 the girl looks like yn…
user034 except she’s dating lando 😍😍
user778 user034 ALLEGEDLY
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f1wags SPOTTED Lando Norris and model, Magui Corceiro, recently in Monaco. Rumors of Lando and YN LN have been spreading recently but has this development squashed those?
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user781 that’s crazy…
user091 oh- so yn’s not dating lando…
user845 I WILL BE ACCEPTING APOLOGIES
user097 BUT WHO IS SHE DATING
user199 user097 HEAR ME OUT… OSCAHHH
user188 so ynoscar girlies is it our time??
user976 YESSSS ynoscar
user009 lando and magui make more since than lando and yn
user755 true true
user129 WAIT SO 2 HANDS IS ABOUT OSCAR 😭
user087 still allegedly ☝️
user631 STOPP THE OVULATION BOP IS ABOUT THE POLITE CAT OSCAR PIASTRI 😭😭😭
user917 still in shock from loosing ynlando like that 🤧🤧
user900 mourning a relationship that never existed is CRAZYYYY
user930 they look good together 😭
user021 actually obsessed with them
user487 lando hard launched so people would stop shipping him with his teammates gf 😂😂
user079 NO FR 💀
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user087 OMG OMG OMG
user916 YESSS A NEW SONG‼️‼️
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user009 ANOTHER BANGER ANOTHER BANGER
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user991 AHHHHHHHHH
user021 A SONG ABOUT OSCARR?
alexandrasaintmleux SHUT UP 🤧
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yourusername SPORTS CAR mv and song out now!!!!! this video was a dream come true! thank you to everyone who made it possible and a special shoutout to the muse for the song ;) oscarpiastri
hope you guys enjoy it. love youuuuu <3
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user920 HARD LAUNCH I REPEAT HARD LAUNCH
user801 YNOSCAR GIRLIES WONNNNNNNNNN 😍😍😍
user167 ITS GIVING BRITNEEEEY
spotify gonna rent a sports car so we can play sports car in a sports car
ynhq Pop star. ♥︎ by author
user910 REAL
user192 100%
user676 POP PRINCESSSSS
user921 ATE ONCE AGAIN
user003 HARD LAUNCH OF THE CENTURYYYYYYYYYYY
landonorris i couldve gone my whole life without seeing these lyrics ☺️
yourusername whoops ☺️
landonorris yourusername no apology?
yourusername landonorris nope 👍
user039 OVULATION SONG 🔥🔥
user107 POP DIVA YN DEVOURS ONCE AGAIN
lilymhe I LOVE THIS SO MUCH DIVAAA
yourusername MWAH 🤭
applemusic 👑🏎️
user103 ACTUALLY ATE AND POP PRINCESS WILL EAT UP THE PADDOCK 😍😍😍
user309 YESS F1 WAG YN IS GONNA DEVOUUUURR
hattiepiastri you’re literally perfect 🤧🤧🤧
yourusername stfu you’re perfect 😭 literally my favorite piastri‼️
oscarpiastri yourusername Rude.
user937 YES.
user776 i wanna apologize for ever thinking she was dating lando cause i can’t wait to watch her unhingeness mesh with oscar’s nonchalant ass 😍
oscarpiastri 🧡
yourusername you got a sports car?? 😏 ♥︎ by oscarpiastri
user003 yourusername have i got good news for you
alexandrasaintmleux actually obsessed!! ♥︎ by author
user921 OSCAR PIASTRI I WAS NOT FAMILIAR WITH YOUR GAME
user209 SHOCKED TBH
user129 THE POLITE CAT PULLED 😍 ♥︎ by author
oscarpiastri You’re so incredibly talented and I am immensely proud of you! Grateful to be called your boyfriend and your muse. I love you 🧡
user031 i’m tearing up stop 🤧
hattiepiastri 👏👏👏
user995 this is too much 😭
yourusername IM SOBBING ENOUGHHHH 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧 i love you sm osco. best muse ever 🧡
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Wait, What?!
Pairing: Oscar Piastri x Felicity Leong-Piastri (Original Character)
Summary: 
Oscar Piastri managed to keep his wife a secret on accident for nearly half a decade…
Come to think off, that was not the only one he kept a secret. 
Notes: Part 2 of The mysterious Mrs. Piastri verse...
(divider thanks to @saradika-graphics )
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Text Messages: Lando Norris & Max Fewtrell
Lando: BRO. EMERGENCY. URGENT. YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS.
Max: Oh my god, what now?
Lando: OSCAR. PIASTRI. IS. MARRIED.
Max: …Yeah, that tracks.
Lando: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT TRACKS????
Max: I mean, I didn’t know, but also… not surprised.
Lando: HOW ARE YOU NOT SURPRISED??
Max: Because, mate, I knew Oscar back in the Renault Eurocup days. And he was in love.  Properly, stupidly, pathetically in love. You think Oscar’s all calm and unbothered? You should’ve seen teenage Oscar.
Lando: I CAN’T. MY BRAIN WON’T ACCEPT THIS.
Max: Bro, this man used to sit in the  paddock and stare at his phone, smiling at texts from her. Like, full-on grinning. It was disturbing.
Lando: NO.
Max: Oh yeah. Proper gobsmacked-in-love type of obsessed. We used to rip into him for it, and he didn’t even care.
Lando: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DIDN’T CARE???
Max: I mean, you know how Oscar is. He’d just shrug and go “Yeah, and?” Like we were the crazy ones.
Lando: I CAN’T PROCESS THIS.
Max: Mate, he was obsessed with her. Like, actual teenage boy, head-over-heels, no-thoughts-just-Felicity obsessed.
Lando: OSCAR???
Max: YES. You have no idea. We’d finish a race, and he’d be on his phone before he even got his helmet off. Always texting.
Lando: To her???
Max: Always. If he wasn’t texting, he was on FaceTime. If he wasn’t on FaceTime, he was watching her ballet videos like they were onboard footage.
Lando: …Ballet videos???
Max: She’s a ballerina. He tried to do ballet once. It went horribly.
Lando: PLEASE TELL ME THERE’S FOOTAGE.
Max: No, but I will never forget the look of pure pain on his face when he came back from one of her classes. “Max, this is the worst thing I’ve ever done. My calves don’t work anymore.”
Lando: I AM IN TEARS.
Max: And don’t even get me started on the food.
Lando: What food???
Max: Oscar always had the best snacks, and they were always things she made him. Like pandan cakes, curry puffs, some kind of egg tarts. Man was eating good.
Lando: I THOUGHT THAT WAS KIM?!
Lando: YOU’RE TELLING ME SHE WAS PACKING HIM LUNCHES LIKE A LITTLE HOUSEWIFE EVEN BACK THEN???
Max: Not even kidding. He always had food, and it was always from her. One time, I asked if I could have some, and he was like, “No, Felicity made this for me.”
Lando: HE WAS ALREADY A WHIPPED HUSBAND BEFORE HE EVEN TURNED 18.
Max: Precisely. Man has been gone for her since day one.
Lando: Selfish.
Max: To be fair, if someone made me homemade food with that much love, I wouldn’t share either.
Lando: …Fair.
Max: Also, she’s tiny. Like, I swear, I thought Oscar was going to break her just by hugging her. It was actually terrifying.
Lando: Who even is she???
Max: Felicity Lee? Leong? Something like that. She went to school with him. Tiny, startlingly pretty. I’m talking, ‘you do a double take and forget how to speak’ kind of pretty. That girl had Oscar so whipped before they even finished school, it was ridiculous.
GRID GROUP CHAT
Charles: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE A WIFE???
Charles: OSCAR, EXPLAIN. NOW.
Pierre: I JUST SPAT MY COFFEE OUT.
Carlos: I NEARLY DROVE OFF THE ROAD.
George: YOU HAVE A WHOLE WIFE??? A LEGALLY BOUND PARTNER???
George: I’m sorry, I need someone to confirm because I think I hallucinated.
Oscar: …Yes?
Charles: OH SURE, JUST CASUALLY. "Yes." Like you didn’t just drop the biggest bombshell on live TV.
Lewis: This is the most shocking news of the year, I need a moment.
Alex: You have a wife?
Alex: SINCE WHEN???
Fernando: The quiet ones always have secrets.
Max: Why do I feel like Daniel just screamed somewhere?
Daniel: I AM SCREAMING. I AM SCREAMING IN MY HOTEL ROOM. WHAT DO YOU MEAN OSCAR IS MARRIED??
Oscar: Five years.
Pierre: FIVE YEARS????
Carlos: YOU GOT MARRIED AT EIGHTEEN???
Lando: WHILE THE REST OF US WERE STILL FIGURING OUT HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS, YOU WERE OUT HERE GETTING MARRIED???
Oscar: Yeah.
Charles: WHY DID NONE OF US KNOW???
Logan: You guys didn’t know?
Charles: YOU KNEW?!
Logan: Yeah, met her ages ago.
Lando: HOW. WHY. WHEN.
Logan: Prema? Arthur knows too, I am pretty sure. 
Pierre: YOU WERE HOLDING THIS INFORMATION FROM US.
Oscar: I didn’t think it was that big of a deal?
Charles: NOT A BIG DEAL?!
Carlos: You could have at least mentioned it.
Lewis: Does she exist? Are you lying? Do we need proof?
Oscar: …Yes, Lewis, she exists.
Lando: WHO IS SHE. WHAT IS HER NAME. WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE.
Max: How did you manage this? You are… you.
Oscar: ???
Daniel: I NEED TO SIT DOWN.
Lando: YOU ARE SITTING DOWN.
Daniel: I NEED TO LIE DOWN.
Oscar: You guys are being dramatic.
Pierre: You hid a whole wife from us. We are allowed to be dramatic.
Oscar: You never asked?
George: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE NEVER ASKED??? HOW WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW TO ASK???
Oscar: I don’t really talk about my personal life.
Lando: CLEARLY.
Pierre: But why doesn’t she come to races?
Oscar: She doesn’t like the circus.
Oscar: It gives her anxiety.
Oscar: And she’s already given up enough for me.
Charles: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE’S GIVEN UP ENOUGH FOR YOU??
George: Bro, are you hearing yourself?? That sounds serious.
Carlos: That sounds like something from a movie.
Oscar: I don’t know why you’re all freaking out.
Pierre: BECAUSE YOU DROPPED THE BIGGEST NEWS OF THE YEAR LIKE IT WAS NOTHING???
Lando: Yeah, and now we’re finding out your mysterious wife has sacrificed things for you??? OSCAR.
Oscar: Her family didn’t approve of us getting married so young.
Lando: Okay, fair, that’s kind of understandable—
Oscar: So they cut her off.
Lando: WHAT.
Pierre: WHAT.
Carlos: EXCUSE ME???
Daniel: I’M GOING TO FIND THEM AND YELL AT THEM.
Charles: HOLD ON. YOU’RE SAYING SHE LEFT EVERYTHING FOR YOU AND HER FAMILY JUST—DIDN’T SPEAK TO HER AGAIN???
Oscar: Pretty much.
Lewis: …That’s awful.
Oscar: It is what it is.
Lando: NO, NO, IT’S NOT JUST WHAT IT IS. WHAT THE HELL, OSCAR.
Pierre: HOW HAVE YOU JUST NEVER TALKED ABOUT THIS BEFORE???
Oscar: Because it’s not my story to tell.
Carlos: That’s… actually fair.
Max: Her parents are stupid.
Oscar: Yeah, well. Nothing I can do about that.
Lewis: That must have been really hard for her.
Oscar: It was. It still is, sometimes. But she doesn’t regret it.
Lando: BECAUSE SHE LOVES YOU???
Oscar: Yeah.
Pierre: Oh my god.
Daniel: I’m emotional.
George: Okay but we don’t even know her name.
Pierre: DROP THE NAME, OSCAR.
Oscar: Felicity.
Lando: FELICITY????
Pierre: That’s so cute, I can’t even be mad.
Daniel: FELICITY PIASTRI???
Oscar: Yeah.
Lando: WHERE DOES SHE LIVE?? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING HER???
Oscar: We live near the McLaren HQ.
Lando: YOU LIVE TOGETHER.
Pierre: OF COURSE THEY LIVE TOGETHER, LANDO, THEY’RE MARRIED.
Carlos: I feel like I need to lie down.
Daniel: You and me both.
Lewis: Alright, so when do we get to meet her?
Oscar: I’ll ask if she wants to come to Silverstone?
TEXT MESSAGES: Charles & Arthur Leclerc
Charles: ARTHUR.
Arthur: yes brother dearest
Charles: YOU KNEW OSCAR WAS MARRIED???
Arthur: uhhh yeah??
Charles: AND YOU DIDN’T THINK TO TELL ME???
Arthur: why would i tell you? i thought you knew?
Charles: WHY WOULD I KNOW??? HE NEVER TALKS ABOUT IT.
Arthur: yeah, he’s private about it, but like… he’s been married for years. i thought it was just one of those things everyone knew??
Charles: EVERYONE??? APPARENTLY NOT ME.
Arthur: ok but be honest. if i told you “oh yeah oscar got married at 18,” would you have believed me?
Charles: …fair point.
Charles: BUT STILL. HE GOT MARRIED AT 18???
Arthur: i know. we were all out here at prema still figuring out how to flirt and oscar was out here being A HUSBAND.
Arthur: like, we were panicking over texting girls back and he was making plans for dinner with his wife.
Charles: HOW DID THIS NEVER COME UP???
Arthur: idk, he’s not the type to bring it up randomly.
Arthur: but if you do ask, it’s game over. bro is OBSESSED with her.
Charles: ???
Arthur: like, i’ve seen him sit through a full engineering debrief completely unfazed, no reaction, zero emotions.
Arthur: but then his wife texts him “good luck” and suddenly he looks like he just won the lottery.
Arthur: prema days were just a bunch of kids losing their minds over instagram likes while oscar was married.
Arthur: like, we’d be debating if texting a girl twice in a row was too desperate, and oscar was over there planning his life with his wife.
Arthur: her family basically disowned her when she married him.
Charles: …what?
Arthur: yeah. they thought she was ruining her life by marrying some kid in motorsport.
Arthur: they told her she was throwing everything away for him. that he’d never make it, that she’d regret it.
Arthur: and when she didn’t back down, they cut her off completely. oscar doesn’t talk about it because he knows.
Arthur: he knows what she gave up for him.
Arthur: and he takes that personally.
Arthur: like, have you ever seen oscar get actually angry?
Charles: …no?
Arthur: i have. once.
Arthur: i walked in on him on the phone with her father.
Arthur: it was the scariest moment of my life.
Charles: OSCAR???
Arthur: YES.
Arthur: he was so calm but also terrifying.
Arthur: like, i swear to god, he said something like, “i don’t care what you think of me, but you don’t get to make her feel like she’s not worth loving.”
Arthur: And then he told the guy that if he ever so much as thought about talking to her like that again, oscar would personally fly across the world and put him in the ground.
Arthur: and the worst part? her dad believed him.
Arthur: like. i could hear it. the silence. the fear.
Arthur: and then oscar just hung up like it was nothing.
Arthur: meanwhile, i’m standing there losing my mind, trying to comprehend that my quiet, nice, mild-mannered teammate had just casually promised to commit murder.
Charles: holy shit.
Arthur: yeah. so next time you see him, just know: that man would burn the world down for his wife and daughter
Charles: ARTHUR. EXPLAIN. NOW.
Arthur: explain what?
Charles: “OSCAR’S WIFE AND DAUGHTER”???
Arthur: ohhh yeah. oscar has a kid. her name’s Bee. cutest little girl ever.
Charles: WHAT DO YOU MEAN OSCAR HAS A KID.
Arthur: i mean oscar. has a kid.
Charles: SINCE WHEN.
Arthur: since like. three years ago.
Charles: HE HAD A CHILD AT TWENTY?
Arthur: yeah, man. wild, right?
Charles: WHY AM I JUST NOW FINDING OUT.
Arthur: idk. you never asked.
Charles: WHY WOULD I ASK “HEY ARTHUR, DOES OSCAR HAVE A SECRET FAMILY”???
Arthur: fair point.
Charles: DOES THIS MAKE ME A GRANDPA.
Arthur: oh my god. wait.
Arthur: it kinda does.
Arthur: papy charles.
Charles: I WILL MURDER YOU.
Arthur: relax, grandpa.
Charles: I AM NOT A GRANDPA.
Arthur: okay, old man.
Charles: FOCUS.
Charles: WHY DID NO ONE THINK TO MENTION THIS TO ME.
Arthur: because oscar’s private? plus, it’s not like it changes anything. he’s still the same oscar. just, y’know. a dad.
Charles: I CANNOT PROCESS THIS.
Arthur: bro, when i first found out, i thought he was crazy.
Arthur: like. imagine being twenty and deciding “yeah, i’m gonna be a dad now.” insane behavior.
Arthur: but honestly? he’s so good at it.
Arthur: like. weirdly good.
Charles: HOW.
Arthur: idk man. some people are just meant to be parents.
Arthur: he’s just so patient with her. like, you know how nothing ever rattles him? that times a hundred.
Arthur: she threw a toy car at his head once and he just smiled and said “nice aim, Bee.”
Charles: ???
Arthur: i’m telling you. completely obsessed with that kid.
Arthur: also she calls him “Papa” and it’s the cutest thing ever.
Charles: I NEED TO LIE DOWN.
Arthur: is it because you’re old now.
Charles: I AM GOING TO END YOU.
Grid Group Chat
Charles: OSCAR.
Charles: I NEED ANSWERS RIGHT NOW.
Oscar: …About?
Lando: What did you do now.
Carlos: This feels serious.
Charles: DO YOU HAVE A CHILD???
Pierre: Excuse me?????
George: What.
Alex: No way.
Lando: WHAT?!?!
Fernando: Interesting.
Lewis: Oscar?
Oscar: Yeah.
Lando: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YEAH????
Lando: THAT’S NOT A CASUAL QUESTION.
Lando: “YEAH” IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE ANSWER.
Carlos: Wait, what.
Daniel: Oh my god.
Pierre: BACK UP.
Charles: HOW DOES ARTHUR KNOW BEFORE ME???
Oscar: He met her.
Lando: HE MET HER???
Pierre: SHE EXISTS IN A FORM THAT CAN BE MET???
George: OSCAR.
Max: Is everyone going to keep screaming?
Charles: OSCAR YOU HAVE A CHILD AND NEVER TOLD US???
Oscar: No one asked.
Lando: OH I’M SO SORRY, LET ME JUST RANDOMLY ASK EVERYONE ON THE GRID IF THEY SECRETLY HAVE CHILDREN.
Alex: Three years, mate. You’ve had a kid for three years and never said a word?
Oscar: Yeah.
Pierre: I am STUNNED.
George: STUNNED.
Lando: LIKE ACTUALLY YOU HAVE A THREE-YEAR-OLD HUMAN CHILD????
Oscar: Yes, Lando.
Lando: I need to sit down.
Charles: WHY HAVE YOU NEVER BROUGHT HER TO A RACE.
Oscar: Because I promised my wife I wouldn’t buy her a kart until she’s five, and if I bring her to a race, that’s all she’ll want for her birthday.
Carlos: …She’s already obsessed, isn’t she.
Oscar: Oh, completely.
Oscar: She watches onboards for fun.
Pierre: Onboards.
Lando: WHAT THREE-YEAR-OLD WATCHES ONBOARDS????
Oscar: Mine.
Logan:  Bee is kinda obsessed lol
Lando: BEE?!?! HER NAME IS BEE?!?
Oscar: Beatrice. But we call her Bee. 
Oscar: She also gives commentary.
George: Commentary.
Oscar: Yeah. She said George is a bit too careful, but she respects it.
George: …Tell her I appreciate that.
Oscar: She thinks Alex is underrated.
Alex: Smart girl.
Oscar: She says Max and Charles are the fastest.
Charles: Oh, she has taste.
Max: A future World Champion.
Lando: WHO DOES SHE THINK I AM THEN????
Oscar: She says you talk too much.
Lando: I AM BEING BULLIED BY A TODDLER.
Oscar: And she also doesn’t understand why you always “let” Max pass you.
Max: I like her.
Lando: THIS IS CHARACTER ASSASSINATION.
Charles: I need to meet this child.
Max: Me too.
Fernando: Same.
Lewis: When’s she coming to the paddock?
Oscar: She’s not, because if she meets Max and Charles in person, I will not hear the end of it.
Charles: Oh, we have to meet her.
Lando: NOT UNTIL I WIN HER OVER.
Lando: WHO DOES SHE SUPPORT????
Oscar: She’s three, Lando.
Lando: THAT DOESN’T ANSWER MY QUESTION.
Oscar: She says she supports “everyone.”
Max: That’s diplomatic.
Charles: No, that’s suspicious.
Charles: Who does she really support?
Oscar: …She says she supports whoever wins.
Pierre: OH SHE��S A GLORY HUNTER.
Carlos: NO LOYALTY.
Alex: A ruthless fan. I respect it.
Lando: I AM SUFFERING.
Oscar: She does like McLaren. She just thinks Ferrari is “prettier.”
Charles: YES.
Carlos: This child has taste.
Lando: I AM LOSING TO FERRARI ON VIBES ALONE????
Oscar: Sounds like it.
George: This is all well and good, but I need to know—what does she think about you, Oscar?
Oscar: …
Lando: OH MY GOD.
Daniel: OH THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.
Oscar: She says I’m her favorite after Max and Charles.
Charles: YES.
Max: Acceptable.
Oscar: But she also says I have the best helmet.
Fernando: That’s a win.
Lando: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU HAVE A WHOLE SECRET DAUGHTER WHO BULLIES ME FROM AFAR.
Oscar: She doesn’t bully you.
Oscar: She just doesn’t understand why you let Max pass you all the time.
Max: A wise child.
Lando: I HATE IT HERE.
Charles: I demand a meeting.
Max: Me too.
Pierre: We’re all uncles now.
Lando: NO. NOT UNTIL SHE ACCEPTS ME.
Oscar: Good luck with that. She also says you sound funny when you yell.
Lando: I’M GONNA CRY.
Lando: I NEED A SECOND CHANCE.
Lando: I CAN WIN HER OVER.
Max: She sounds very intelligent.
Charles: Yes. Clearly, she has excellent judgment.
Lando: STOP SUCKING UP TO HER, YOU’RE ALREADY HER FAVORITE.
Carlos: So what does she think about the other drivers?
Oscar: Do you really want to know?
Pierre: Oh absolutely.
Fernando: I am prepared.
Oscar: Okay.
Oscar: She thinks George sounds like Peppa Pig.
George: …
Lewis: Oh my god.
Alex: OH THIS IS PERFECT.
Lando: WE WILL NEVER LET THIS GO.
George: I AM LOSING TO A CARTOON PIG.
Oscar: She heard you on the TV and asked why Peppa was driving a car.
Pierre: No, you ARE a cartoon pig.
Alex: This is the best day of my life.
George: I hate all of you.
Oscar: Moving on…
Oscar: She thinks Fernando is the “oldest driver ever.”
Charles: At least she knows the history of the sport.
Fernando: I’m taking that as a compliment.
Oscar: She also says Yuki is small and should be allowed to stand on the seat so he can see better.
Yuki: I AM NOT THAT SHORT.
Pierre: SHE SPEAKS THE TRUTH.
Oscar: Oh, and she likes Lewis because she likes his earrings.
Lewis: That is the only valid reason to like me.
Oscar: She also thinks you’re the boss of everyone.
Lewis: That is also true.
Lando: PLEASE TELL ME SHE HAS A TERRIBLE OPINION ABOUT CHARLES OR MAX.
Oscar: She thinks Charles crashes too much but is “really, really fast.”
Max: Accurate.
Oscar: And she says Max is “really good, but scary.”
Max: I am scary.
Charles: No, you just race like a maniac.
Oscar: She also thinks you and Carlos are best friends because you wear the same color.
Carlos: I am okay with this.
Lando: WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO LOSES HERE.
Oscar: Get better PR.
Oscar: She likes Daniel because she says his voice sounds happy.
Daniel: SHE IS SO REAL FOR THAT.
Charles: So she wants to race??
Oscar: Oh yeah. She watches all the onboards. She says the Red Bull looks "like a rocket ship," and McLaren is "super fast now," but Ferrari is "a little bit broken."
Carlos: You HAVE to bring her to a race.
Lando: Okay but actually. Do you think she’ll do karting?
Oscar: Yeah. Probably.
Oscar: She already yells “Lights out and away we go” when she runs down the hallway.
Fernando: Oh, she’s one of us.
Lando: She’s already got the spirit.
George: Unlike Lando.
Lando: I AM GOING TO FIGHT YOU.
Max: No, because you’ll lose.
Lando: I’M STILL PROCESSING. OSCAR HAS A WHOLE CHILD. A CHILD WHO GIVES HIM PERFORMANCE REVIEWS.
Oscar: Yeah, she told me my race suit is “not very pretty.”
Charles: What does she think of Max’s?
Oscar: “It’s blue. That’s okay.” She likes yours more, because Red is good. 
Charles: She has excellent taste.
Oscar: She also said, “You should win more too.”
Lando: Has she ever said that to Max?
Oscar: No, because she thinks he already wins enough.
Max: Wise.
George: What does she think about Mercedes?
Oscar: She likes the silver one better than the black one because “it’s shinier.”
Lewis: Fair.
Oscar: But she said, “It’s not as pretty as red.”
Oscar: She also thinks all our helmets should have “more animals and less boring stuff.”
Lando: SHE IS THE FUTURE OF THIS SPORT.
Oscar: Then she told me, “You need a koala on yours.”
Alex: That’s fair.
Lando: OKAY BUT DOES SHE HAVE ANY RACE STRATEGY OPINIONS.
Oscar: Of course.
Charles: Please share.
Oscar: The other day, I was watching a race replay, and she climbed onto the couch next to me, stared at the screen, and went, “Why are you still on those tires?”
Carlos: HAHAHA.
Oscar: And I said, “Because we haven’t pitted yet,” and she just shook her head and went, “That’s silly. You should get new ones now.”
Lando: SHE’S SO SMART.
Pierre: Does she understand tire compounds?
Oscar: She knows soft tires are fast, medium tires are okay, and hard tires are “boring and ugly.”
Charles: Honestly, she gets it.
Lando: NO BUT ACTUALLY DOES SHE HAVE THOUGHTS ON DRS.
Oscar: Oh, yeah. She calls it the “flappy thing.”
Pierre: I love her.
Oscar: She saw an onboard where I opened it, and she just went, “Oooooh, flappy thing makes you go fast.”
Max: I mean, she’s right.
Alex: Does she like overtakes?
Oscar: Yeah, but she only gets really excited when I do them. Otherwise, she just watches quietly and then claps if it looks cool.
Charles: Does she cheer for anyone else?
Oscar: One time, she saw you make a double overtake and went, “Ohhhhh, I like him.”
Carlos: Betrayal.
Oscar: She likes you too, don’t worry. But I think she just thought that move was cool.
Carlos: I suppose I will allow it.
George: Oscar, have you explained to her why Lando hasn’t won yet?
Oscar: Not really. I just told her, “It’s really hard to win in F1,” and she thought about it for a second and went, “Not for Max.”
Max: HAHAHA.
Charles: She is actually too smart.
Lando: I AM BEING DRAGGED BY A TODDLER WHO DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HER OWN LAST NAME YET.
Oscar: She does know her last name, actually.
Lando: GOOD FOR HER. I’M STILL SUFFERING.
Carlos: Has she asked why you haven’t won a race either, Oscar?
Oscar: No.
Pierre: WHY NOT??
Oscar: I think she assumes I’m too busy taking care of her.
George: Honestly, fair.
Lando: I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE A DAD.
Oscar: Believe it.
Lando: I CAN’T. AND NOW I’M GOING TO HAVE AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS BECAUSE YOUR TINY CHILD THINKS I’M BAD AT MY JOB.
Oscar: She didn’t say you were bad. Just that you haven’t won yet.
Lando: SAME THING.
Oscar: It’s okay, Lando. I’ll tell her you’re trying your best.
Lando: STOPPIT.
Lando: NO ACTUALLY I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS. WHAT ELSE HAS SHE SAID.
Oscar: What do you mean?
Lando: I MEAN ABOUT F1. ABOUT ME. ABOUT YOU. ABOUT ANYTHING. I NEED TO KNOW HOW BADLY A THREE-YEAR-OLD HAS DRAGGED ME BEHIND THE VIRTUAL SAFETY CAR.
Oscar: Well, she’s got a lot of opinions.
Charles: What kind of opinions?
Oscar: She has told me she doesn’t like safety cars because they’re “boring,” and that red flags are annoying because she has to wait.
Max: I respect it.
Oscar: But she does like when there’s a big crash because she gets to say, “Uh oh!”
Lando: NO BECAUSE IMAGINE YOU BIN IT AND YOU HEAR A TINY LITTLE “UH OH” OVER THE RADIO.
Max: I would retire.
Oscar: She also said if I ever win a race, she wants to do the shoey with me.
Lando: THAT’S HORRIBLE. DON’T LET HER DO THAT.
Oscar: Felicity already said no.
Lando: Good. I’m still recovering from the fact that you have a whole wife and a daughter.
Oscar: You’ll be fine.
Lando: WILL I.
Oscar: No.
Lando: GREAT.
Lando: I’M NOT OVER IT.
Carlos: We know.
Lando: YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER.
Oscar: I do.
Lando: A WHOLE DAUGHTER.
Oscar: That is usually how it works.
Lando: YOU NEVER TOLD ME.
Oscar: You never asked.
Lando: WHO ASKS, “HEY, DO YOU SECRETLY HAVE A WHOLE TODDLER?”
Charles: I might start.
Lando: I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS.
Oscar: It’s not that big of a deal.
Lando: NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL???
Oscar: She’s just a tiny person.
Lando: A TINY PERSON WHO WATCHES F1 AND HAS OPINIONS.
Oscar: Correct.
Lando: I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.
Pierre: Bro, breathe.
Lando: NO.
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summary: oscar finds a puppy wandering around the streets of monaco that leads him to meet his lucky charm
folkie radio: AN OSCAR FIC FINALLY OMG!!!! i have to say thank you to @cambrayficsrecs for sending this idea !! i LOVED IT and i hope you like this
MASTERLIST | MY PATREON
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yourinstagram meet the newest monaco resident: arlo 🤍 swipe to see the goodest boy helping me settle in my new home 🐾
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yourbff HE'S PERFECT!! miss you already but so happy for you 😭
username1 the cutest addition to monaco!!
username2 remember when you said you'd never get a dog? 😂
alexandrasaintmleux my new favorite neighbor!!! can't wait for our puppy playdates 🤍
↳ yourinstagram arlo and leo are going to be bffs 🥹🥹
username3 told you moving to monaco was the best decision
username4 i'm visiting asap just to meet this angel
yourbff2 can't believe my best friend lives in monaco now
username5 you're living the dream with the goodest boy!
username6 look at that face!! when can i visit?
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oscarpiastri Enjoyed being a temporary dog dad today 🐾 glad this good boy made it back home safe! might have to get one of my own now...
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username1 MY HEARTTT
username2 OSCAR YOU CAN’T DO THIS
maxverstappen1 Don't let lando see this
↳ landonorris too late. getting a dog.
mclaren Best teammate and dog sitter 🧡
username3 OSCAR WITH A PUPPY THIS IS NOT A DRILL
username4 the wholesome content we needed today
alexandrasaintmleux arlo already misses his rescuer! thanks again oscar 🤍
username5 get this man a dog asap
username6 the way he took care of a stranger's dog 🥺
username7 okay but imagine oscar with his own puppy
username8 JUST GET A DOG
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↳ yourinstagram sneaky little minx disappeared from the balcony.. he’s safe tho
username1 omg poor you! good thing you found him
username2 is this knight in shinning armor who saved arlo cute?
↳ yourinstagram STOP 😭
username3 i need to visit so i can meet arlo
alexandrasaintmleux I could give you his insta… or his number 👀
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yourinstagram turns out the nice guy who found arlo last week also happens to be pretty good at driving cars 🏎️ congrats on p2! @/oscarpiastri
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username1 GIRL WHAT IS YOUR LIFE RN
username2 you move to monaco and suddenly you're in f1 garages???
alexandrasaintmleux told you you'd love f1 🤍
↳ yourinstagram love you !
username3 OMG OSCAR
username4 SHES THE OWNER OF THE DOG
username5 this plot twist though 👀
mclaren 🧡
username6 the way this all started because arlo escaped
charles_leclerc I won you know? 🤔
↳ yourinstagram congrats charles !
username7 YOUR LIFE IS A MOVIE
username8 the best meet cute ever??
oscarpiastri Couldn't have done it without my good luck charm 🐾
↳ yourinstagram arlo says you’re welcome!
username9 IS THIS THE OWNER??
username10 the cutest storyline of the season
username11 THE WAY HE COMMENTED
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f1gossip Oscar Piastri spotted having coffee with the owner of the now-famous beagle puppy in Monaco this morning 👀
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username1 THE WAY THIS STORY KEEPS GETTING BETTER
username2 from rescuing her dog to coffee dates we love this journey
username3 this is better than drive to survive
username4 THEY’RE SO CLOSE HELLO
username5 this is the cutest thing ever help
username6 the fact that the dog is there too 😭
username7 someone check on lando he's losing his bachelor buddy
username8 the good luck charm strikes again
username9 living a wattpad story fr
username10 HE LOOKS SO HAPPY
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yourinstagram turns out there's more to monaco than just fancy cars 🤍
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username1 THE WAY YOU MOVED TO MONACO AND IMMEDIATELY LIVING A ROMCOM
username2 OSCAR?????
username3 arlo the ultimate wingman
username4 this storyline keeps getting better
username5 OMFG WHAT IS THIS I NEED THE CONTEXT
alexandrasaintmleux told you he was cute 😌
↳ username1 OMFG ALEX
↳ username2 i love her
↳ charles_leclerc 😂😂😂
username6 need full story time asap
username7 the way this all started because she lost her dog 😭
username8 living for this plot development
oscarpiastri arlo approved ✅
↳ username1 OSCAR STOPPPPP
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oscarpiastri Great weekend with the team 🧡 Ready to head back home to Monaco though... missing my favorite good luck charm 🐾"
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username1 OSCCCC
username2 is he talking about the dog? 😭
landonorris which one? 👀
↳ oscarpiastri 🤫
↳ username1 HELLO???
↳ username3 DECODE THIS
alexandrasaintmleux someone's eager to get back 😌
↳ charles_leclerc Your matchmaking services working well
↳ username1 LET ME INNNN
georgerussell63 The power of puppy love
username3 WE ALL KNOW WHICH GOOD LUCK CHARM
username4 the way he said "home" to monaco 🥺
username5 did anyone else catch him waving to someone on facetime after the race??
username6 some of this comments saying “the dog” his name is ARLO and he’s an icon
username7 i’m going to call it right now oscar is dating the dog owner
username8 OSC 😩
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f1gossipinsider Straight from Barcelona to dinner in Monaco... Oscar Piastri spotted at Le Grill with a certain someone 👀
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username1 THE WAY HE DIDN'T EVEN GO HOME FIRST
username2 man flew straight from barcelona to take her to dinner i'm crying
username3 not me zooming in to confirm it's her
username4 THATS DEFINITELY YN AND ARLO UNDER THE TABLE
username5 fastest post-race exit we've ever seen
username6 Le Grill?? Man's not playing around
username7 our favorite story continues...
username8 this man SPRINTED from the circuit
username9 the commitment >>>
username10 our boy's got his priorities straight
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yourinstagram turns out watching someone drive in circles for 2 hours isn't so bad after all 🏎️ proud of you @/oscarpiastri 🧡
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username1 OMGGGG
username2 look at little arloooo
francisca.cgomes So lovely meeting you! Welcome to the family ❤️
yourbff we have soooo much catching up to do
carmenmmundt You're a natural! Can't wait for Hungary
alexandrasaintmleux look who's becoming an f1 expert
↳ charles_leclerc Stop taking credit for this
↳ alexandrasaintmleux never 😌
↳ username1 HELLO??
username3 the WAGs adopting her immediately >>
username4 ARE THEY DATING??
username5 oh what a plot twist
username6 THIS IS GIVING ME LIFE
username7 so the key go getting an f1 driver to date you is getting a dog i see
username8 ARLO IS SO CUTE
oscarpiastri Best good luck charms ever 🤍
↳ username1 OSCAR STOP
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oscarpiastri First Grand Prix Win. Incredible 🧡 Thank you to the two lucky charms who changed everything
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username2 HELLO TWO LUCKY CHARMS ??
landonorris GET IN THERE MATE!! Proud of you 🧡
alex_albon THATS MY BOY
username3 IS HE TALKING ABOUT ARLO AND YN??
username4 im actually sobbing
username5 man won his first race and chose to be THIS cute about it
username6 SOMEONE SAID HE KEPT SHOWING HER THE TROPHY
georgerussell63 CONGRATS OSCO 🙌🙌
username7 from monaco meet cute to whatever this is im crying
username8 THIS IS ADORABLE OSCAR HELLO
username9 not to be parasocial but he's so in love
username10 THE WAY ARLO WAS THERE FOR HIS WIN
yourinstagram we're incredibly proud of you 🤍
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f1gossip From first F1 win to celebration dinner - Oscar Piastri living his best life in Budapest tonight! Sources say he couldn't stop smiling and kept calling her "my girlfriend" to everyone 👀
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username1 OH MY LORD
username2 is this oscar "i don't like pda" piastri??
username3 I CANNOT BELIEVE MY EYES
username4 the way this all started bc she lost her dog...
username5 I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN TO ME
username6 this is how we find out oscar is not single anymore
username7 EVERYBODY SAY THANK YOU ARLO
username8 lord i've seen what you've done for others
username9 the best meet cute in history
username10 THAT SHOULD BE ME
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yourinstagram home sweet home with my favorite race winner (and his trophy that he definitely didn't make me pack extra carefully) 🏆✨ still pinching myself about this weekend 🧡
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username1 CRYING
username2 the way we all watched this love story unfold
username3 most precious f1 couple no debate
landonorris Mans giving away his caps now?? love's changed him
lilymhe cutest neighbors ever! dinner tomorrow? 🤍
↳ yourinstagram count on it!
username4 LOOK AT ARLOOO I CANT
username5 i can’t believe oscar has a gf now
francisca.cgomes you two are goals honestly
mclaren Our lucky charm is back home! 🧡
username6 remember when she didn't know what DRS was 😭
username7 she's literally living the dream
username8 how to go from dog mom to f1 wag: a novel
alexandrasaintmleux my biggest masterpiece 🥹
↳ charles_leclerc STOP TAKING CREDIT
↳ alexandrasaintmleux NEVER
↳ yourinstagram arlo was the real matchmaker
username9 HOW DO I GET THIS LIFE
username10 they’re so in love i can’t
oscarpiastri My two favorite things in monaco ❤️
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oscarpiastri To the best wingman and matchmaker in F1 - thanks for running away that day in Monaco. Changed my whole life 🐾❤️ (YN says I need to stop spoiling him but look at that face)
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username1 IM FULL PN SOBBING NOW
username2 ARLOOOOO🥹🥹🥹
alex_albon most successful matchmaker in monaco
mclaren Our honorary team member 🧡
username3 i love one fairytale love story
alexandrasaintmleux YOU’RE ALL WELCOME
↳ username1 alex 😭😭
↳ charles_leclerc you're still not getting credit for this
↳ oscarpiastri It was all Arlo
username4 HE CALLED HIM HIS WINGMAN 😭
username5 from runaway dog to f1 power couple
username6 netflix writing this down rn
username7 cupid who? we only know arlo
nicolepiastri ❤️
username8 most iconic f1 meet cute ever
username9 the real mvp of the season
username10 OSCAR DOG DAD
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ONLY EXCEPTION
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♡ PAIRING: oscar piastri x reader | ♡ WC: 3.0K ♡ GENRE: tooth-aching fluff♡ INCOMING RADIO: OSCAR PIASTRI MAIDEN POLE TO THIRD WIN YOU ARE MY GOAT!!!!!!!! THE PERFECT WEEKEND, A PERFECT DRIVER! ♡ RECOMMENDED LISTENING: only exception, paramore ● you are in love, taylor swift ● tsunami, niki ● lover, taylor swift ● fallingforyou, the 1975 ● slow dancing in a burning room, john mayer Read my co-driver's (@tsunodaradio) companion fic HERE <3
♡ SUMMARY: Oscar likes following the rules. But all rules have an exception.
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Oscar Piastri doesn’t wear jewelry. Never has, never will. It’s a rule, unwritten but absolute, like the geometry of a perfect racing line, like the way his hands find the wheel before anything else. Rings, bracelets, watches—he’s never liked the feeling of something clinging to him, something that isn’t his fireproofs or the familiar weight of a steering wheel in his hands. Metal is for the car, not for him.  
But tonight, in a hotel room in Baku still thick with the scent of champagne and victory, he watches a thin silver ring glint between your fingers, and suddenly, he isn’t so sure.  
"You got this where?" His voice is edged with amusement, but his eyes don’t leave the ring.  
"Some shop in an alley in the Old City," you say, grinning. "Bit sketchy, but I think it suits you."  
It doesn’t, not really. The silver is slightly tarnished, the engraving uneven, a whisper of a pattern he can’t quite decipher in the low light. It’s not the kind of thing a man like him wears—not polished, not pristine. And yet, when you hold it out to him, something tugs at his ribs, an instinct deeper than logic.  
"You won," you remind him, quieter now. "Thought you deserved something to remember it by."  
As if he could forget. As if the day’s triumph wasn’t still humming through his bones, a quiet, electric thing. He should laugh it off, tell you it’s too much, too sentimental. Instead, he picks it up carefully, rolling it between his fingers. The metal is cool, lighter than he expected.  
He tries it on for you, because he knows you’re waiting for it—knows it’ll make you smile. It slips over his knuckle easily enough, but when he flexes his fingers, it spins too loosely, like it doesn’t quite belong.  
"Too big," he murmurs. A strange relief unfurls in his chest, something he doesn’t examine too closely.  
You watch him, eyes unreadable, and then, without a word, you pull at the thin chain around your neck. The one he’s seen you wear a thousand times, barely there against your skin. You unclasp it, thread the ring onto it, and press it into his palm.  
"Problem solved," you say, simple as anything.  
Oscar stares.  
The chain pools like liquid silver in his hand, the ring now nestled in its center. His first instinct is to refuse—he doesn’t do things like this. He doesn’t wear reminders of things, doesn’t hold onto symbols when the feeling itself is already enough.  
And yet.  
The clasp is small, fiddly between his fingers, but he gets it, slipping the chain over his head, letting it settle against his collarbones. The weight is barely there, but he feels it all the same. He catches your expression—soft, almost knowing—and something inside him tightens.  
"You’re ridiculous," he says, voice lighter than he means it to be.  
"You like it," you counter, the corner of your mouth twitching.  
He doesn’t answer. He doesn’t need to. The ring is warm now, pressed against his skin, right over his heart.
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Oscar doesn’t like public displays of affection. Cameras, prying eyes, the weight of expectation—he’s always been careful. Calculated. A hand stayed firmly by his side, a step measured just so, never giving more than necessary. Affection, in his world, is something to be rationed, held close, not paraded for the world to see.  
But then there’s you.  
You, tugging him close with a laugh, fingers curling around the fabric of his race suit like you have every right to hold him there. You, leaning in without a second thought, pressing a fleeting kiss to his cheek when you think no one’s looking. The touch barely lingers, a whisper of warmth against his skin, but it stays with him longer than it should.  
At first, his body resists, muscles tensing out of habit. A lifetime of discipline, of knowing exactly when and where to let himself feel, doesn’t just fade overnight. But then he catches the way you glance up at him after, like you’re testing the waters, waiting for his reaction. Your eyes, bright and teasing, searching for the line he’ll draw between what is allowed and what isn’t.  
And maybe, just maybe, he leans into it.  
Not much. Just a fraction of a second longer when your lips brush his skin, the way his hand lingers at the small of your back in a crowd. The way his fingers twitch at his side before finally—hesitantly—finding yours. It’s subtle, barely there, but he knows you notice. Knows it in the way your grip tightens, in the way your body slots just a little closer to his like it was always meant to be there.  
The cameras still flash. People still look. He still tells himself he’s careful. But later, much later, when the noise has faded and it’s just the two of you in the quiet of his hotel room, your head resting against his shoulder, he breathes you in and wonders why he ever thought love was something to keep hidden.  
Because here, in the soft glow of the bedside lamp, with the ring on its chain warm against his chest and your fingers tracing absent-minded patterns along his forearm, it feels so easy. Natural. Like maybe, after all this time, he’s allowed to have something for himself.
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Oscar doesn’t dance. His body is made for precision, for the sharp control of a steering wheel, for knowing exactly when to push and when to hold back. Dancing—real dancing, the kind that isn’t just nodding along at a team party—is messy. Unpracticed. A loss of control he’s never been entirely comfortable with.
But then there’s you.
You, standing in the kitchen, with the fridge still open behind you, its soft light spilling across the tile. One sock on, one sock missing, your phone’s speaker crackling out a half-forgotten song that sounds like it’s from another time, another place. You, with that grin—bright and teasing—already reaching for him, your fingers curling around his wrist like you’ve already decided.
At first, he resists, just for a moment, because that’s what he does. It’s instinct, a reflex to keep everything in its place, to maintain a sense of control. But you don’t let go. You tug, and your smile is too wide, too persistent, and suddenly, his socked feet are sliding across the cold kitchen tile, the sound of his hesitation lost beneath the crackling beat from your phone.
"Come on," you say, already swaying. "Just one song."
It isn’t a song meant for dancing. The rhythm is too slow, the melody fraying at the edges, but none of that seems to matter to you. You step in closer, fitting yourself against him with easy warmth, guiding him side to side like you’ve already decided he’ll follow. And—God help him—he does.
At first, he moves like he’s thinking too much, like his body is trying to find the right sequence, the right formula for something that was never meant to be calculated. But then you twirl under his arm, laughing when you almost misstep, and something in his chest pulls loose.
He lets himself laugh when you trip over his foot. Lets himself steady you by the waist, thumbs pressing against soft fabric. Lets himself breathe you in, warm and close and here.
The song shifts, bleeding into another, and you don’t stop moving. Neither does he. He tells himself he’s just humoring you, just giving you this moment, but then your hand finds the nape of his neck, your fingers threading lazily through his hair, and—
Maybe, just maybe, he holds you a little closer.
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Oscar doesn’t keep souvenirs.
Never has. He doesn’t see the point. His life moves too quickly, each city blurring into the next, each hotel room as impersonal as the one before. What use does he have for things that only serve as reminders of places he’s already left behind? He’s never understood people who collect scraps of the past—ticket stubs, postcards, little trinkets that gather dust in bedside drawers.
If something matters, he reasons, it should stay in your head. You shouldn’t need an object to prove it was real.
But then there’s a ring around his neck.
It started as a joke. A cheap little thing you picked up in the back-alleys of Baku, pressed into his palm with a grin. For your first win here, you’d said, like it was the easiest thing in the world. And maybe it was, the way you said it—like he was always going to win, like you had no doubt. He remembers how it felt when you watched him slide it on, laughing when you realized it was just a touch too big. He could’ve left it in his hotel room, could’ve let it sit on his nightstand and forgotten it there.
But he didn’t.
Instead, he let you loop it onto a chain (your chain), let the cool metal settle against his collarbone. Told himself it was practical—rings can fall off, after all—but that didn’t explain the way his fingers found it absentmindedly, rolling it between his fingertips when he was thinking of you.
Then there’s the polaroid.
The edges are soft now, frayed at the corners from being handled too many times. He doesn’t remember when exactly it was taken—only that Lando had slipped it to him with that sly, knowing smile a few nights after you’d gone home. He’s seen it enough times to know every detail: you, on his lap, laughing with the kind of brightness that makes everything feel lighter, and him, arms looped around your waist, looking at you like you hung the moon in the sky.
He catches glimpses of it whenever he opens his wallet. A flash of you, so full of life, the image almost too real for a photo, like he could reach out and hear your laughter again, feel the warmth of your presence just beyond the edges of the frame. He should take it out—he tells himself this every time he sees it. It’s just a photo, just a slip of paper, already starting to fade with time. But then he thinks about what it would feel like to throw it away, and somehow, inexplicably, that feels worse.
So he leaves it there, pressed between the folds of the leather, a small piece of you he keeps close.
And then there’s the hoodie.
It isn’t his. The sleeves are too long, the fabric too soft, smelling faintly of you—of home. He doesn’t know how it ended up in his suitcase. Maybe you left it there by accident, or maybe you knew, in that way you always seem to, that there would be nights when he’d need it. He tells himself he’ll give it back the next time he sees you, but then it’s the middle of the night in some hotel halfway across the world, and the air conditioning is too cold, and he’s pulling it over his head before he can even think about it.
So, no. Oscar doesn’t keep souvenirs.
But then there’s you, slipping into his life in ways he never saw coming. In rings and photographs and sweaters that smell like home. In moments he can hold onto, in pieces of you he carries with him without even realizing.
And suddenly—maybe he does.
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Oscar doesn’t do gifts.
He never has. He doesn’t see the point. Things are just things—objects with no real weight beyond what people choose to give them. He’s never been the type to care about unwrapping presents or fussing over sentimental trinkets. He’d rather give you his time, his presence, the weight of his hand in yours. A quiet dinner over some half-forgotten movie, a lazy afternoon drive with no real destination, the simple certainty of being there. That, to him, has always meant more than anything that could be bought or wrapped in a ribbon.
But then there’s you.
You, with your eyes bright with mischief, pressing a poorly wrapped box into his hands like it’s the easiest thing in the world. The paper is creased at the edges, tape barely holding it together, and you’re grinning like you already know he’s going to protest.
"I don’t need—" he starts, but you cut him off with a look, one eyebrow raised in challenge.
"Just open it, Piastri."
And because it’s you, because he can never quite find it in himself to say no, he does.
The gift is small, unassuming. Nothing extravagant, nothing flashy. Maybe it’s a keychain from a city you visited without him, something to keep in his pocket when you’re apart. Maybe it’s a notebook filled with little notes, inside jokes scribbled in the margins, your handwriting familiar and warm. Maybe it’s a shirt you swear would look good on him, one you know he’d never buy for himself.
It’s simple. Thoughtful. Undeniably you.
And maybe, against all logic, he feels something lodge itself in his chest—something warm, something soft, something dangerously close to forever.
He’s never been good at receiving things. Compliments, gifts, affection—he’s always been wary of taking too much, of letting himself rely on things he can’t control. But when he looks up at you, waiting expectantly, he realizes that this isn’t about the gift itself. It’s about the way you give it, the way you always give—without hesitation, without expecting anything in return.
So maybe, for the first time, he doesn’t argue.
Maybe he just shakes his head, a small smile tugging at his lips, and mutters, "You’re impossible," even as he tucks the gift away somewhere safe.
And suddenly, gifts aren’t just things.
They’re memories. A tangible piece of you, something to hold onto when you’re miles apart. A reminder that someone, somewhere, is always thinking of him.
Now, Oscar finds himself standing in an airport souvenir shop, staring at the rows of tacky trinkets that all look the same. 
It’s early morning, the kind of grey light that seeps through terminal windows, and Oscar’s tired from the flight, his mind already on the next race. But something about the soft hum of the airport, the chaotic lull of travelers rushing by, makes him pause. He catches sight of a little shop in the corner, tucked between a coffee stand and a news kiosk, and for reasons he doesn’t quite understand, he steps inside.
The shelves are cluttered with the usual assortment of useless things—fridge magnets, postcards, poorly made scarves in neon colors. But then, nestled in the corner, he spots something that pulls at him.
It’s a small, delicate necklace, the pendant a faded shade of turquoise, shaped like a star. Nothing special in the grand scheme of things, but something about it catches the light in a way that makes it glow.
He knows it’s not your usual taste, not the kind of jewelry you’d ever ask for. But he also knows you—knows how your eyes light up when you see something small and beautiful, how you always see things that others might overlook. And somehow, despite himself, he reaches for it.
He buys it without hesitation, not because it’s expensive or because it’s some grand gesture. But because he knows that when you see it, when your fingers graze the smooth surface of the pendant, you’ll smile. He’ll see it in the curve of your lips, in the light in your eyes, and he’ll know that, for just a moment, he’s given you something that makes your world a little brighter.
When he hands it to you a few weeks later, your reaction is everything he expected. Your hands flutter to your chest, your eyes wide with surprise and something softer, something warm. And for once, it’s not the gift itself that matters, but the simple fact that he thought of you, in the middle of a busy airport, surrounded by a thousand distractions.
Oscar doesn’t do gifts.
But maybe, for you, he does.
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Oscar doesn’t make promises he can’t keep.
He’s learned, over the years, that words can be fragile things. Promises—those quiet, heavy assurances that hang between people—are often broken, twisted, or misunderstood. He’s been careful, always careful, not to say what he can’t follow through on. In his world, where nothing is ever certain and everything is fleeting, he’s made it a habit to remain grounded, to offer only what he’s certain he can give.
But then there’s you.
You, with your voice low and sleepy, the sound of it curling around the edges of the quiet room, the kind of voice that feels like comfort and calm all at once.
"You’ll always come back to me, right?"
It’s a soft question, one that you barely say out loud, as if the weight of it is more than you’re willing to admit. Your face is pressed into the pillow, your eyes closed in that delicate, half-dreaming state. There’s a vulnerability in your tone that makes his chest tighten, a crack in the armor he’s built around himself.
And before he can stop it, his lips find yours. A lazy, soft press that speaks of something far more permanent than he’s ever said aloud. Your lips are warm, gentle, and for a moment, time feels like it slows. He can taste you—something sweet, something real—and, somewhere in the quiet space between breaths, he’s pretty sure he tastes forever against your smile.
"Always," he whispers, the word slipping effortlessly from him.
It’s simple, easy, almost too easy. But it feels real in a way that’s new, something deeper than the usual assurances he’s offered, the ones that come with a hesitation in his voice, the ones that come with the understanding that promises are temporary things. This one, though—it’s a certainty that settles into his bones, a truth he knows he will carry with him.
And maybe, for the first time, he believes it.
Maybe, for the first time, he can give something that feels as unshakable as the way you trust him, the way you lean into him without hesitation. Because in your eyes, there’s no doubt—just faith, just the unspoken certainty that he will always be there, always find his way back to you, no matter where the road takes him.
And in that quiet, half-lit space between wakefulness and sleep, he knows something has shifted.
Oscar doesn’t make promises lightly. 
But this one—this one he gives you without fear, without reservation, because somehow, in the silence of your room and in the rhythm of your breaths, he knows it’s the truest thing he can say.
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Summary— Oscar and his race engineer turn up to the paddock dating, but what’s the backstory?
Warnings— angst ; panic attack ; calm Oscar ; anxious reader ; she basically tries starting fights but Oscar is unbothered
A/N— little angsty Oscar for you 🩷
Oscar One Shots
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Request— Oscar when they start liking their race engineer and they’ve been childhood friends so they’re close but suddenly they bring a girlfriend and it’s angst like unrequited love but happy ending together?
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‘Famous F1 driver, Oscar Piastri, is dating his race engineer?’ Headlines pop up everywhere and anywhere on Oscar and his childhood best friend, turned girlfriend’s relationship. It was destined to happen, everyone betting on it years prior.
She just so happened to graduate school in enough time to join him at McLaren as his race engineer. Their relationship was under wraps before fame. Family visits kept quiet, F3 and F2 wins celebrated alone together.
When she joined the team, they posted her everywhere, one of those missed posts by fans. What wasn’t missed by fans was when she walked into the paddock and Kym Illman shot a photo of them holding hands.
Their relationship wasn’t easy by any means. They fought for over 5 years on whether it would even work out. Their calling was when she ended up in the closest place possible with him: the McLaren pit wall as his engineer.
“Os headlines will tear us apart!” She argued. He sighed at her nonsensical yelling until she got it all out. “I don’t care how ‘meant’ for each other we are, I’m going to be seen as a slut for sleeping my way into McLaren.”
“Are you done yelling at me darling?” His patience at her yelling fits always boggled her mind. How could he be so calm in this situation? “What the media assumes doesn’t concern us.” He said calm.
“What we just show up as a couple and nothing will be talked about?” She continued her tangent. “I’m not putting myself through that hell.” She slammed her hands down on the counter and he made his way toward her.
“That’s not what I said.” He was still calm, wrapping his hands around her waist when she turned to him. “Nothing can be a hell when we’re together.” He kissed her forehead and she wrapped her arms around him.
They talked out most differences and nearly never got caught. They were adults now, but when he had won the F2 championship they couldn’t hold back the bit of PDA they shared.
His eyes scanned the crowd of people among the barrier, his eyes landing on her and running to her. He wrapped his arms around the crying girl as she praised him for winning.
“I knew you could do it os.” She whispered as they touched foreheads. Luckily the crowd around them shielded the cameras out of focus, or out of frame.
Oscar shrugged off the media headlines, even when his girlfriend was actively bringing them up. It’s almost as if she believed them, believed the lies people put out about them. “Do you want to end things darling?” He seriously inquired one night as she paced the floor, nearly having a panic attack about the most recent article.
“No! Oscar I love you! I want to be with you!” She spat out quickly as a response. “I just, the headlines, the lies, it’s getting to my head and I just can’t-“ There’s the panic attack he saw coming. He was rushed to her side as she nearly fell to the floor in hysterics. “Don’t touch me!” She sobbed.
He kneeled to her figure on the floor as she sat uncomfortably on the wood. “Tell me what you need.” He said calm, he was concerned, but he would never understand how she could work herself up over things like this.
He brought her water and sat with her until the worst passed and she finally melted into his arms on the floor. He cooed loving words to her as to calm her down. When she came back to reality he brought her to their shared room and offered a shower or a bath.
“No? Do you just want to change and go to bed?” He didn’t mind taking care of her, even after she worked herself up over— what he saw as—nothing. She nodded at his words and helped her get changed into a baggy shirt and underwear.
He changed along with her and then held her in bed, covers over them to make it comfortable. He rubbed her back and traced soothing circles. He never mentioned any article she got heated from after the fact, knowing it would spark another fire within her.
Their relationship had always been complicated like this, even when it began boiling into a real thing. Oscar had brought up a girl he was talking to and went to her to tell her they were dating and her response shocked him.
“Os, I want to be with you, more than just friends.” She admitted. He blinked at her. He had just told her him and Lilly were dating. “I know you have a girlfriend now, but I’ve always wanted you.” She blinked away tears and he hugged her.
Oscar didn’t know how to comfort her, but what he did know was that he wanted her in the same way. So much so, he broke it off with Lilly the next day. She was upset, obviously, but he knew who he wanted more.
“Oscar I’m sorry about yesterday, I was overthinking and-“ He cut her off with a kiss, their first kiss. She pushed him away gently. “But, Lilly, i,“ She stuttered to him.
“I want you too, I always have.” He said back. “I told Lilly it wouldn’t work.” They didn’t get in a relationship right away, but kept it under wraps.
They were definitely meant to be, but they had a lot more downs than they had ups. All the articles and all the rumors started, didn’t matter at the end of the day. As long as they had each other in the end of it, they would be okay. It was never a question that they were meant to be in the end.
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Oscar being the calm to her storm 🫶🏻
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