#Orchid Linal

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Orchid: I know Santa isn't real.

Louis: oh?

Orchid: yeah. During Operation Queenslayer, Commander Silva pretended to be Santa and got stabbed at least twice.

Jack: you... The number isn't wrong.

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Reason

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Orchid: Dropping a new tier list.

Mia: This is just two rows.

Yakumo: yeah. Why is the "S" rank only filled with pictures of Lou?

Orchid, blushing: well you see...

Jack: and why is the only thing in the "Absolute Trash" a picture of Mido with a comical mustache?

Yakumo: all is forgiven

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Yakumo: *rolls an apple towards Orchid.*

Orchid: Um... What is this about?

Yakumo: You know what they say. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Orchid: :(

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Orchid: I worked with Dr. Mido during operation Queenslayer. He was a bit eccentric but I respected him highly.

Yakumo: Juzo Mido?

Orchid: yes?

Yakumo: Juzo "Experimented on helpless orphans" Mido?

Orchid: What?

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Orchid: Dr. Mido...

Mido: yes Dr. Linal?

Orchid: are you sure we have permission to do this?

Mido: of course.

Orchid: then why did you knock out the guards?

Mido: ...

Orchid: ...

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Jack: what do you have there?

Orchid, not looking up: a modified 50. Cal. Sniper Rifle.

Jack: what?

Orchid moving to the side: I said a...

Jack: i know what you said but... Why?

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Louis: you need to take better care of your health.

Orchid: take your own advice.

Louis: Absolutely not.

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Jack, leaning over Orchid's shoulder: what do you have there?

Orchid, who was a botanist while human: Glad you asked! I've been compiling information on the Thorns of Judgment and writing theories on how they work!! My current theory is...

Yakumo, quietly to Jack: Look what you've done.

5 hours later

Louis: ...agree but Don't you think that...

Orchid: yes but plants need nut...

Coco, to Jack: You. You have done this to us.

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Juno: I've met God and she says you're next.

Orchid, loading her rifle: Your life's extended warranty has expired.

Aiden: Die <3

Dawn: Hope your Life insurance is good~

Damious: Hotel? Trivago.

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Louis: Orchid! You need to be more careful!

Orchid: I'm okay! It was just a flesh wound!!

Louis: you were cleaved in half!!!

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Different moods

Orchid: Eva! I found some Sunflower seeds! Cam we plant these?!

Eva, taking the bag from her: we can try!!

Vs

Juno, sitting next to Jack on the couch: want to have a rematch?

Jack, getting up: If you think you can take me, meet me out front.

Louis: both of you... Stop.

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Orchid, holding out a book: Louis! I found you this while I was exploring!

Louis: Oh my! Thank you very much! This is great!

Orchid: you're great.

Louis: Hm?

Orchid: Nothing!

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Cruz: You had one job!!

Orchid: All you told me, someone with no memories, don't die and save the world. No further instruction was given.

Cruz: ah... Sorry about that.

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Orchid, before the great collapse: Hope I find love one day.

Orchid, years later and meeting Louis for the first time: Ah fuck I didn't mean like this.

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Orchid, attempting to confess to Louis at Home Base: I just wanted to say that if fate meant for us to meet then not everything in the Vein is bad.

Louis: That is true. Without your help, we would of never been able to clear the miasma.

Orchid: oh... Yeah... That...

Louis: let's continue to work together, Partner.

Orchid, keeping cool: Y-yea.