#Or Crystal'Venom

[xstarvibezx]

Past Crystal'Venom/Vcc and present creatures craziness 1.

Vcc: "Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-"

Sewing'Zombie: "Twelve, actually."

Vcc: "Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?"

Sewing'Zombie: "Yours!"

Vcc: "That's right; no one's."

***

Sewing'Zombie, negotiating with Vcc: "We have Killer'Claw . Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed."

Killer'Claw: "Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?"

Sewing'Zombie:

Killer'Claw: "MAKE IT ONE MILLION–"

Sewing'Zombie: "KILLER'CLAW STOP!-"

***

Sewing'Zombie: "Is stabbing someone immoral?"

Vcc: "Not if they consent to it."

Killer'Claw: "Depends who you’re stabbing."

Vector: "YES?!?"

***

Sewing'Zombie: "Okay, truth or dare?"

Vector: "Truth."

Sewing'Zombie: "How many hours have you slept this week?"

Vector :

Vector: ". . .Dare."

Sewing'Zombie: "Go to bed."

Vector: "I don’t like this game."

***

Sewing'Zombie: "Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor."

Vector: "I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it."

Sewing'Zombie: "You often use humor to deflect trauma."

Vector: "Thank you."

Sewing'Zombie: "I didn't say that was a good thing."

Vector: "What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny."

***

Store Worker: "Would a Mr. Sewing'Zombie please come to the front desk?"

Sewing'Zombie, arriving at the desk: "Hello, is there a problem?"

Store Worker: -Points to Vector and Vcc-

Store Worker: "I believe they belong to you?"

Vector and Vcc, simultaneously: "We got lost."

Sewing'Zombie: "I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-"

Sewing'Zombie, in a high voice, holding barbie: "Hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!"

Vector, in a deep voice, holding ken: "Nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids."

Vcc: "What the fuck are you guys doing?"

Sewing'Zombie: "Playing systemic oppression."

***

Vector: "Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it."

Sewing'Zombie: "Vector no."

Vcc: "Mistlefoe."

Sewing'Zombie: "Please stop encouraging them."

Sewing'Zombie: "Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?"

Vector: "You’re a hazard to society."

Vcc: "And a coward. DO TWENTY!!"

***

Sewing'Zombie: "WHY. why did you give Vcc a KNIFE?!"

Vector: "I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe."

Sewing'Zombie: "Now I feel unsafe!"

Vector: "I’m sorry."

Vector: ". . . would you like a knife?"

***

Isaac/Symbiote'Storm: "Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve."

Hollow: "I think you mean cards."

Isaac/Symbiote'Storm, pulling knives out of their sleeves: "No, I do not."

[ultrasocblog]

Prompt; "You’re a weapon, and weapons don’t weep."

Character; Crystal'Venom

⚠️Warnings; Angst, memories⚠️

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Crystal'Venom stared off into the distant, feeling Snowfrost brushing themselves against his only leg. He was glad that he had taken in the alien thing, despite him telling himself that he was fine. That he didn't need anyone.

That he didn't need a mate. He didn't need anyone else to love, and stuck with Snowfrost's company. He was fine.

Right?

"You're just a weapon, my dear creature."

Crystal'Venom frowned, as he laid on his back. Remembering what Big'Mama had told him during his captivity years with her. If he had to say, it wasn't very fun nor exciting for him.

"Do you know what weapons do?" "Tch, a creature weapon? Beats me. Nobody has ever kept me this long, you stupid spider." "They don't talk back, they follow rules like good little pets." "I'm a pet now? Ha! You must be stupid if you think I will follow orders and rules like a hopeless dog!"

. . .he admit, he was wrong. He always felt hopeless in some ways, just never in battle or when it came to inventing or doing science work.

"What are you?" ". . .A fucking screw up like Black'Storm." Vcc laughed weakly, smirking a bit. "No. You're a weapon." She told him sternly, earning a quiet glare from him. "Good luck on making me think that." He grunted.

Snowfrost hopped onto his stomach, looking at him, a innocent look on their face. He sighed deeply, knowing the alien had caused some trouble in the kitchen again.

"You're a weapon, and weapons don't weep." Big'Mama told him at last, Vcc stared but didn't reply. He never liked crying or showing signs that he was upset. Besides anger of course. It made him feel weak, vulnerable and maybe useless.

Crystal'Venom closed his eyes for a moment, before opening them again. 'Weapons don't weep.' He reminded himself, as he sat up. 'That means fight back any signs of upcoming panic attacks.' He added.

He then looked at Snowfrost, smiling a bit. "Snowfrost, you'll be okay, right?" He asked, earning a confused nod from the alien. "Good." He sighed, before looking at the window.

"Remember, weapons don’t weep." He mumbled to himself. . .

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Past Crystal'Venom/Vcc and present creatures craziness 3!

[Part 1 is here]

[Part 2 is here]

Vcc being fun but angsty edition 1!

Vcc: "Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities."

Vcc, playing Monopoly: "Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor."

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Vcc: "As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on."

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Vcc: "I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously."

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Vcc: "Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions."

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Vcc: "Do you know that we are made out of atoms?"

Vcc: "And atoms never touch each other."

Vcc: "So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid."

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Vcc: "God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem."

[xstarvibezx]

Past Crystal'Venom/Vcc and present creatures craziness 2!

[Part 1 here]

Isaac/Symbiote'Storm: "I've already sent good vibes your way. . . they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them."

Hollow: "This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up."

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Vcc: "I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why."

Crystal'Venom: "Only if you also don't ask why."

Crystal'Venom: -Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls- "Take your pick."

Vcc:

Crystal'Venom:

Vcc: "This one is fine."

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Vcc: -Screams-

Crystal'Venom: -Screams louder to assert dominance-

Killer'Claw: "Should we do something?!"

Black'Storm, observing: "No, I want to see who wins this."

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Vcc: -Gently taps table-

Crystal'Venom: -Taps back-

Black'Storm: "What are they doing?"

Killer'Claw: "Morse code."

Vcc: -Aggressively taps table-

Crystal'Venom: -Slams paws down- "YOU TAKE THAT BACK-"

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Roxanne: "You lying, cheating, piece of shit!"

Crystal'Venom: "Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!"

Roxanne: "I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING KILLER'CLAW WITH ME!!"

Vcc, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now."

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Crystal'Venom: "Dammit, Vcc!"

Vcc: "What?! It wasn’t me!"

Crystal'Venom: "Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Killer'Claw!"

Killer'Claw: "Not me either."

Crystal'Venom: "Oh. . .Then who set the house on fire?"

Black'Storm: -Whistles-

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Vcc: "What did you do with Sewing'Zombie 's body?"

Vector: "What didn’t I do with the body?"

Vcc:

Vector: "Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully."

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Vcc: "Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me."

Vector: "Okay, but in my defense, Sewing'Zombie bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo."

Vcc: "That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!"

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Vcc: "Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?"

Vector: "You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house."

Sewing'Zombie: "You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million."

Vector: "Good thinking."

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Vcc: "While I’m gone, Vector, you’re in charge."

Vector: "Yes!!!"

Vcc, whispering: "Sewing'Zombie, you’re secretly in charge."

Sewing'Zombie: "Obviously."

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Vcc: "Hey, Vector? Can I get some dating advice?"

Vector: "Just because I’m with Sewing'Zombie doesn’t mean I know how I did it."

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Vet'Zombie, rushing into the room: "It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset!"

Doctor'Zombie: "Vet'Zombie , honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Vcc, would you get Vet'Zombie some water?"

Vcc: "What are they gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, 'Thank God, the water’s here!'?"

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Vcc: "I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-"

Chica: "Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~"

Vcc: "Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-"

Vet'Zombie, recording: "This is so cute."

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Vet'Zombie: "Yesterday, I overheard Doctor'Zombie saying 'Are you sure this is a good idea?' and Vcc replying 'Trust me,' and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life."

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Vcc: "Onion rings are vegetable donuts."

Vet'Zombie, used to Vcc being angsty and angry: "Sure. . ."

Vcc: "Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed."

Vet'Zombie: "Okay?"

Vcc: "Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake."

Vet'Zombie:

Vcc: "Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-"

Vet'Zombie: "Jesus, that one is a little-"

Doctor'Zombie, interested: "No, no, Vcc, keep going."

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Doctor'Zombie: "You are irrationally angry 365 days a year."

Vcc: "Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?"

Vet'Zombie: "Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix."

[ultrasocblog]

"Damnit!"

Crystal'Venom growled with irritation, as he accidentally dropped a box of old technology stuff onto the floor of the ship that he had built for himself.

"Papa okay?" Crystal'Venom glanced down at a white frosty alien fox thing, who sat patiently. "I'm fine Snowfrost." He sighed, sitting down as Snowfrost blinked a few times, looking at him then at the box.

He smiled slightly but it quickly faded, "Papa sad?" They asked, looking at him with worry. "No. I'm fine, I'm. . .I'm just remembering a few things." He shrugged carelessly, sitting down.

He glanced at his missing back left leg, the memory of Magic'Killer ripping it off violently was still somehow fresh in his fucked up mind. He knew he needed serious help, but his trust issues and serious anger issues always get the best of him.

But he was trying his best to keep himself sane, but of course, he wasn't sure how long he can resist the growing insanity inside of him. "Me worried." Snowfrost whimpered, rubbing their head against his right leg.

Crystal'Venom smiled a bit, he was kinda glad that he adopted this alien. . .thing. He was still trying to figure it out, like, they acted like a child but a animal at the same time, so he wasn't sure.

He carefully picked them up and placed them in his lap, gently petting their back, trying his to avoid the scars on their body. "I'll be fine, Snowfrost." He murmured gently.

"We'll be fine, I promise. . ."