#Oooookaaayyyy

[mera-mann-kehne-laga]

Lobe you <3

yaar mujhse mat pucho I'm bheri bad at this😭 meko hi pta hai kitni magajmaari Kari maine apni change krne ko

Suits you. And your Tumblr personality. And your koi mil gya ka hero.

<<<<333 I'm soooo glad you like it!!!

[novankenn]

Custom Made Order

Deciding she had enough, Velvet kicked it into second gear and once she was in range, and that Coco had taken a moment to slow down to turn a corner...

Coco: (Once she stopped rolling) Ow......

Velvet: (Sits on Coco's stomach) You have some explaining to do... so start.

Coco: (Groaning) No, I've done.... (Velvet flicks her nose) Hey!

Velvet: Somehow you changed Jaune into a girl... an adorable girl, but a girl, and now Jaune is a half spider-half woman creature. What did you do?

Coco: I... um... I...

Velvet: Coco start talking or...

Coco: You wouldn't!

Velvet: Yes, I would. Now start talking.

Coco: Okay, just don't do that, okay?

Velvet: Start talking and I won't.

Coco: Alright, so I might or asked, and by asked I mean coerced the Headmaster into making me an elixir that would transform Jaune into a girl.

Velvet: How? Why?

Coco: He's got magic or something, I don't know. I just know it worked, and that noodle has become the girl of my dreams.

Velvet: Why would you do...

Coco: And let those legs and butt be wasted on Schnee or Nikos!?! She's too good for them! She deserves someone that will take care of her...

Velvet: But Jaune was a guy. Why?

Coco: The dance. I saw... I saw...

Velvet: What did you see?

Coco: My future. I saw my future, okay. That dress, Jaune's moves, told me he wasn't who he should be! So I worked out a deal with the Headmaster...

Velvet: What deal?

Coco: That I would turn his favourite coffee mug into dust if he could make Jaune become a girl?

Velvet: And WHY did you think that Headmaster Ozpin could do that?

Coco: Well, he DID do just that!

Velvet: But... but... how did you KNOW that the Headmaster could do what he did?!?

Coco: I don't know! He's old and stuff, so I just thought...

Velvet: Because he's old? You figured he knew how to make a body transforming potion just because he's OLD?!?

Coco: Maybe?

Velvet: What about the spider thing?

Coco: No idea. No idea.

Velvet: Okay. We're going back and...

Coco: (Starts to thrash and struggle) No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Velvet: Calm down!

Coco: She's going to eat me! She said it herself!

Velvet: For what YOU did to Jaune... she should! Now stop being such a pansy and let's go. You're going to apologize to Jaune, and then you are going to FIND a way to reverse this all!

Coco: (Crying) Please no!

/=/

Jaune was feeling strange, and she was sure it was more than just being mortally embarrassed about flashing the whole school, or mortified about now not only being a girl but also a half-spider creature. It was something else, something more insidious. She found herself eyeing Nora in a less than wholesome way.

Nora: Are you okay, Jaune-Jaune?

Jaune: (Blinking) Er... what?

Nora: You kind of spaced out on me there. Are you okay?

Jaune: I'm just not feeling myself.

Nora: Of course you're not yourself, silly! You went from being you to an absolute knock-out babe, and now are a super ominous and sexy looking spider woman! Can you smoother me with your boobies?

Jaune: (Blinking) Er... come again?

Nora: I said... Can you smoother me with your boobies?

Jaune: Ah... why?

Nora: Because they're massive, and I saw it in a movie once.

Jaune: Oooookaaayyyy.

Nora: Really? You will?

Jaune: Ah... er... no.

Nora: But you said...

Jaune: (Looks about herself and see people still staring at her.) I need some clothes. Can we do that?

Nora: Okay, but then we'll talk about you smothering me in your cleavage!

Jaune: Nora...

Nora: Jaune.

Jaune: Really? You really want me to do that to you?

Nora: Until I pass out!

Jaune: Can I think about it?

Nora gives Jaune a look, one stating she didn't believe her.

Jaune: I promise.

Nora: Arc's word?

Jaune: Yes.

Nora: Say it.

Jaune: (Sighing) Arc's word.

Nora: ...

Nora: YES! YES! YES! YES!

Jaune: Nora... I need clothes!

Nora: (Grabs Jaune by the wrist and starts to walk) Well, come on, then!

Jaune: (Struggles to hide her private bits with the lab coat) Wait!

Nora: NoPe!

[cosmic-ships]

Okay...oooookaaayyyy I promise I'm shutting my annoying ass up and going to sleep now. Its 1am ;^;

[oogaboogaspookyman]

Blzzzrp *spins a li*

Oooookaaayyyy i'm just gonnaaaaa... *Slowly pushing you off my lap*

[c4ndytr4p]

He just brushes it off like it’s nothing to him, like he just finished a puzzle that took five hours to complete and acts like he wasn’t imagining something brutal happening to his “father” and he’s in the midst of thinking “what if im to do that to him, yesssss” with the most devious look on his face while spacing tf out.

Why do I feel as if Goro would enjoy Edgar Allan Poe’s stories?

He probably would, to be honest. Especially some of the more brutal ones. Heck, he'd probably imagine cutting Shido into little bits or slowly sealing him up behind a wall. Yes? No?

[bodyglitter]

NOBODY ASKED MEEE IF I WAS OKAY NO NO NO NO NO NOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOBODYYYY ASSSKED IF III WAAAS OOOOOKAAAYYYY

[taxidermyworm]

Really?

Me: I want to make a crack version of this!

Friend: Why?

Me: Why not?

Friend: Just... No.

Me: Fine.

Me, covered in duct tape, glue, and leaves: FITE ME

Friend: Just staph.

Me: Oooookaaayyyy.

Friend: *Walks off*

Me, dashing into my backyard: I’m doing it!

[mothmansbaby]

this girl in my class got so upset cause I said Shang from Mulan was bi. She said “Um I didn’t get that watching the film...” and I told her that he was for sure in love with Mulan in her male disguise and that she probably didn’t catch on cause she was straight and she was like “WELL MAYBE YOURE SAYING THAT CAUSE YOURE GAY HMMMM?!?!” i was like oooookaaayyyy lets breathe!

[amostdelectablescribbler]

Oooookaaayyyy this ROCKS

Doing him for halloween and ngl MOODBOARD MY GUY

Gonna start uploading the drawings and stuff i did in the meantime that i was gone tho i will try to stay here this time since my twitter is gone...anyway

🕴

Fanart of a scene from Pastraspec Jeff the killee rewrite where a character uses their phone flashlight to see something in a blackout then ends up seeing him (this is what i remember sorry my memory is weak rn)

its one of my fav drawings... i rlly liked some of the details i did

i will post some edits i made with different colors and such

and more

[sweetprincesspeach]

*mcr voice* I’M NOOOOOOT OOOOOKAAAYYYY

[silphiumandrue]

Oooookaaayyyy :3

If my weed can restore Arthur's vision then why can't it make me taste things. This is so unfair <- I'm fine I'm just complaining I'm not even really upset. This is more of a scientific opportunity. What do I have to put in the weed to let me taste.

[weremustelidae]

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They found meat inside my Spamton.

My spamton. He had meat in him. My food.

My meal. My meat meal. They found inside my Spamton.

I can't believe it.

This was too cruel for this universe. I was a good person, and they're gonna take my meat, all of it? All of me? How could they? This is wrong... Wrong! It's MY Spamton! Mine! I deserve it! I earned it! I should eat it because I did something good to someone else! Not some random asshole who's eating my food! That asshole deserves it more than me! They were eating MY BLOOD! And my food!

They are eating my meat!

I can't do this any longer. They are EATING my Spamton! EATING IT!!

I am not letting them do this to me. They cannot take my meat from me. They cannot have his meat. HIS MEAT!

HIS BLOOD! HIS MONEY! HIS BODY! HIS SPAMTON!!!

He's gone now. He didn't get my meat but he got the money. And the blood. And the body. AND THE SPAMTON!

The world is going back to normal. But I'm never going to be the same again. MY SPAMTON! THEY ARE EATING HIM! THEY ARE LETTING DOGS EAT HIM! THEY ARE LETTING CATS EAT HIM! MY BLOOD! MY BLOOD!! ALL OF THEM!!!!

No! NO!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!