#Only woke up to use the bathroom drink water and make extremely halfhearted attempts to eat
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Random shoutout to all the times I didn’t go to school for basically a whole week
-Two weeks ago I had both Friday and Tuesday off, went Monday after a snowstorm, crashed through the center of a roundabout with the car (was fine, no injuries or property damage occurred), and went “yeah no fuck this” the rest of the week
-Got…. Idk I think it was mild pneumonia when I was like 12 and
-Like eight months ago in my senior year of hs had what I suspect was a gallstone situation (Had absolutely horrific pain in that general area so bad I could hardly breathe and was dry heaving, went to the ER at like 10pm, waited until 1am and then gave up and went home because I didn’t hurt anymore and was tired) and then spent the next week having what I will respectfully call digestive issues and feeling like shit in a “all but didn’t eat for 3 days due to nausea/lack of appetite and spent most of that time unconscious” way, then a couple more just recovering until I trusted my body to act normally again.
#You ever get so sick you just. Sleep.#Yeah that.#I slept full nights and then like few-hour intervals throughout the first couple days of being Sick#Only woke up to use the bathroom drink water and make extremely halfhearted attempts to eat#Pretty sure I only had like. Two slices of bread + some tea and chicken broth the entire week I was sick#Maybe like a handful of those little soup crackers towards the end#My dog was very concerned about me. I was fine I suppose but also like. Won’t deny it might’ve been a good idea to see a doctor#Honorable mention to that time I got absolutely Merced by a flu shot and ended up with a 104 degree fever#And whatever weird thing I don’t remember the name of I had over Christmas when I was Super Little#All I know is that apparently when anyone touched me I would scream in pain#that I got carried to the car in a laundry basket#And that my grandparents got a small purple vacuum cleaner for me to use when I was at their house.#I don’t get severe injuries I just get Mystery Diseases that knock me on my ass for a week#Tw illness
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