#Only one more to go :)

[ohrackham]

Husband and wife business, you know.

Nadja and Laszlo in What We Do in the Shadows: The Railroad

[myriadebleue]

yet some more tgcf text posts

[naffeclipse]

Enjoying my brother's wedding and they got a naked cake!

[umilily]

PASSED MY EXAM (barely) LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[practicecourts]

Head Over Handlebars For You - Chapter 32

The Lying Ex, The Wicked Sister and the Waltz

shout out to @abihastastybeans & @joyseuphoria for being lovely! Thanks for everything 😘

Next and FINAL chapter coming 31 October / 1 November to AO3 And now, without further ado, it's time for Petunia to get married!

Petunia

A tall figure, shoulders pulled back, head high, dressed in a refined white dress, sparkling in the sharp light, stared back at her intensely. She bent a little closer to inspect the face in front of her, the face of a bride. She smiled at her perfectly painted pink lips, took in the soft mother-of-pearl-sheen reflection in the mirror and sighed contentedly.

She felt no jittery nerves, she never once doubted this might not be the right decision, let alone the right person.

Vernon was perfect, as was she.

She looked at her phone, it was almost time.

Time to walk down the aisle.

Time to get married.

Time for payback. Continue on AO3 or start at the beginning

Spotify Playlist

[figfull]

2nd of three polls

[sociallyawkwardfoxwriter]

Dorym Week Tease - Day 3

“I think we could sneak away if we're quick.”

“No, that would be rude. I'll be fine. I just… need a second.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yeah, I can do this all day.”

“I don't think you can.” He picked up a napkin to wipe the sweat off Orym's forehead. “I'm genuinely concerned for your health. No one should eat that much pie in one day.”

[vagueandominousvibes]

‘Chapter 5: Elves, half-elves, and elf lights’ of Silent Fog is out on Ao3!

Summary: Shadow learns about his ancestry (then has to go save all of his idiots from maybe-potentially death).

[rosemilkshakes]

thinking about swiftgron today. like i really just stumbled onto a blog in 2020 and dedicated my life to it, huh. anyways i really need that shit about the football player to not be true because the taylor i know is a loyal eagles fan who would 🙅‍♀️never🙅‍♀️ date a chief.

just googled it, he laughed off the question. dianna did that too. im having a moment rn

[magicmalcolm]

Today's Pokémon is Dhelmise!

[witch-of-the-world]

Really glad I did start reading the book before watching that third one cause it certainly enhanced it a lot.

[lady-guts]

Chapters: 21/22 Fandom: KinnPorsche: The Series (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Pete Phongsakorn Saengtham/Vegas Kornwit Theerapanyakun Characters: Pete Phongsakorn Saengtham, Vegas Kornwit Theerapanyakun Additional Tags: Identity Porn, Epistolary, Texting, Online Relationship, Online Kink, Dom/sub, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Kink Negotiation, Rope Bondage, Sexting, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Sex Toys, Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Verbal Degradation, Safeword Use, Aftercare Summary:

Vegas and Pete meet through Fetlife, not knowing the identity of the other. A series of snapshots to their relationship in the form of text messaging.

Chapter 21 is up!!

[toolazytodecide]

Please reblog so we can get more results

[stil-lindigo]

lead balloon (the tumblr post that saved me)

if this comic resonated with you, it would mean the world to me if you donated to this palestinian family's escape fund.

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no creative notes because this isn't that kind of comic.

I know I don’t owe any of you anything but I still felt compelled to write about my long term absence. And I feel far enough away from the dangerous spot I was in to be able to make this comic. I have a therapist now, and she agreed that making this could be a very cathartic gesture, and the start of properly leaving these thoughts behind me. I am still, at seemingly random times, blindsided by fleeting desires to kill myself. They’re always passing urges, but it’s disarming, and uncomfortable. I worry sometimes that my brain’s spent so long thinking only about suicide that it’s forgotten how to think about anything else. Like, now that I've opened that door for myself, I'll never be able to fully shut it again. But I’m trying my best to encourage my mind in other directions. We'll see how that goes.

I am still donating all proceeds from my store to Palestinian causes. So far, I've donated over $15K, not including donations coming from my own pocket or the fundraising streams which jointly raised around $10K. In the time since I made my initial post about where this money would be going, the focus has shifted from aid organisations to directly donating to escape funds.

If you'd like to do the same, you can look at Operation Olive Branch, which hosts hundreds of Palestinian escape funds or donate to Safebow, which has helped facilitate the safe crossing and securing of important medical procedures for over 150 at-risk palestinians since the beginning of the genocide.

[exotic-quintet]

‧₊˚✧ OC introduction p.4 ✧˚₊‧

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name: andrew orion graves

nicknames: andy, dy

age: 17

sexuality: pan

pronouns: he/him

gender: male

height: 5'3

personality: grumpy, sarcastic, rebellious, perfectionist, overall bad

fav color: black

hair color: black

eye color: blue

style: metalhead core

fav food: popcorn

nationality/ethnicity: german-american

love interest: honestly should never have anyone

job: failing musician, bassist in a band

hobbies: playing instruments, listening to music, baking, failure, being evil

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[spitblaze]

I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh