#Onion Grading Machine

[allroundvp]

The Allround Shake grader is designed to grade potatoes according to the square size. The potatoes are fed to the top of the machine on to the top sieve. The sieves in the machine shake in sequential frequencies, which causes the potatoes to move along on the sieves.

[schoenpepper]

How about for our early xmas gift, you give us a version where Yuu comes back to twst again🙂

(You broke my heart po💔)

Maybe This Time

Intro: Everything changed after you left. But maybe he still stayed the same.

Warnings: bad grammar, awful writing, not proofread, jade is veryy bad, kinda yandere ish

A/N: Counted as a sequel to this, though you can probably read it as a standalone. Sige na nga anonnie merry xmas happy new year nlng sayo haha. Maybe this tiiiime it'll be lovin' they'll find—*gets shot*

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Jade forgets what it's like to live.

The day you left, all color drained from the world he resides in. Rather, your absence pushed him from being an active participant into one that only watches.

Still, it only takes him a day to get back to work.

"You can take a longer break."

He waves off Azul with such a well-practiced smile even he might believe it. "I don't need a break. What is it for, even? There's no use reminiscing over such boring things."

Boring.

Boring boring boring.

The word makes him livid. It makes him seethe with a burning, passionate anger he was unaware was even stored within him. Maybe that's why you left. Maybe Jade failed to excite you. He and his brother are people that stay because of interest, so perhaps the reason you left was because Jade could no longer interest you. Is that it?

Why else?

Why else would you shatter him the first chance that you get?

It takes him one week to forget.

Not you. Sevens know he'll never forget you. You were a whirlwind that crashed through everything he knew and smashed him to smithereens. It takes him a week to forget that he's still hiding his pain.

He forgets he's in pain.

You're a rotting, festering wound that he's buried under layers of pretend. He's such a good actor even Floyd is—

"Stop cryin'."

Well. Maybe not Floyd. Jade raises a hand to his cheek and finds no tears. "You weren't crying. But I made you look, right?" Floyd grins, "Hurry and pack. Maybe nonna can help you get over shrimpy. She's real good at life advice~"

He's sure life advice won't help, but it wouldn't hurt (any more) to try.

The waters of the Coral Sea are frigid. It doesn't numb him enough when he's so used to it, but it's alright. He's fine, anyway. There's no more regret. No more bitter hatred. Only the familiar salt of the ocean water. His parents mean well when they fret over him, asking his twin brother for details. His grandmother is worriedly chattering over his shoulder, and he's made aware that he's unable to fool them this time. He's good at pretending. His family couldn't pick out his faux smiles when he's entangled in mischief, nor could they identify the mock innocence he likes to act out when he gets into fights with other mer. But now, why now? Why are they able to press their hand on that beating, dead thing in his chest and attempt to comfort it when the only thing it wants to do is wallow and wither in nothingness?

They couldn't tell when he was pretending to be good.

But they can tell that he's pretending to be okay.

It doesn't make sense.

It takes one month for everything to fall back in routine. Sleeping potions and pills and spells aid in nights when he's preoccupied with memories of a person he wished never existed at all.

His grades are higher than they'd ever been, and he's so ridiculously productive. It's all on track. Everything is just as it was before you. There was a time in his life before you. He can fill in the empty spot you'd left behind with dirt and the pieces of himself you'd killed that fateful day.

And thus, there will be a time after you.

"Jade," Azul hands him a familiar plush toy, "Floyd told me to give this back to you."

The felt shrimp plushie is mocking him; there is no other explanation. It's one half of a pair, actually. In some dingy arcade in town was a claw machine filled with small mushroom, shrimp, egg, onion, and garlic plushies. The owner called the machine "shrimp fried crane game". You were the one to win one mushroom plushie you kept for yourself, and you gave him the shrimp.

The mushroom was in your suitcase.

In his rampage (he wouldn't call it that, really), he had destroyed everything that reminded him of you that same night, or rather, early morning. He watched polaroids and love letters burn inside a metal dumpster he'd hauled from school grounds. The shrimp wasn't part of the bonfire.

It seems Floyd had snuck it away.

He inspects the toy with his usual smile, tight-lipped and close-eyed, nodding at Azul. He wants it out of his sight for a long, long time. If it could feel as forgotten as he felt, let those feelings be transferred to you. He wishes you pain and agony and guilt and regret.

It takes one year for him to let out a genuine chuckle.

His twin brother stares at him like he'd grown a second head, and Jade is aware it's unusual. Even though the joke he'd laughed at was so inane, the fact of the matter was that he laughed, which in itself is so strange. Perhaps this is a good thing. No, it can only be a good thing. What is it if not a sign that he's healing?

And soon, he won't remember you at all.

And you will cease to exist in his mind.

But it's not meant to happen today.

No, with that little laugh, grief like several tonnes of cement hit him right where it hurts the most; it's heavy, and debilitating, and it makes it nigh impossible for him to even breathe.

(Because you were the air he once consumed, and neither humans nor mer are made for such long term suffocation.)

"I've never seen you laugh before," the young man in front of him smiles with thick, syrupy lovesickness, "it suits you."

The person is an underclassman who'd been following him around recently. Like a poor mockup of your silhouette, he hears the same promises you couldn't keep from the mouth of another. It irks him more than he'd like to admit, because if he does, then it means admitting that he still remembers you. It means he still holds you up in his altar and lights flames in your name.

He does not.

Whoever says otherwise, whether it be Floyd or Azul, or Silver or Riddle; they all lie.

He only remembers you in anger. In bouts of madness that makes him question your existence, it is then that your name leaves his lips.

It takes one decade.

For what?

For forgiveness? For the hate to fade?

On his 27th birthday, his phone rings with a number he's long since engraved in his heart.

Jade forgot how to live in your absence.

In the decade you'd left, he only existed. It is a passive state of consistent routine that allows him to appear normal to his peers. Still, his closest people know he was left incomplete. He became a creature without a sense of purpose, and it was a sad thing. How pitiful it was for a predator to be reduced to a vessel containing shards of a broken heart.

Still, it is your name that he finds. It is your number.

A number from a phone kept in some dark corner of NRC's storage room. It's likely a student who decided to scroll through your contacts and found his contact name amusing. You did have quite the strange penchant for putting strange names in your contact list.

He answers the call in a moment of boredom.

There is nothing interesting to do in a business party.

"Hello? Jade?"

He stops. There is nothing in this world or yours that could erase each and every memory he's ever made with you. The voice is one he's heard often and dreams and even more in nightmares; it has replaced the voice of his dead conscience and pushed him to a meaningless drifting existence instead of finding thrill in things you would despise him for.

It's been a decade and instead of forgetting you, he didn't know when he melded you into his bones and stitched you into the fabric of his soul, but he knows you more than he knows himself.

"I'm back."

There is no more bitter hatred. There is no more regret.

"Can you pick me up?"

In one moment, it all dissipates into nothingness and there is only you.

Jade remembers how to breathe again. He feels that withered thing in his chest beat once more, and he feels alive.

It takes one decade for you to return.

And he didn't know he was waiting for you, but then, what could every second without you have meant if not just an endless eternity of patiently waiting?

"Did you see my message?"

"I did."

"Are you not afraid I'll make good on my promise?"

"I've never been afraid of you."

Yet, perhaps you should be. He may no longer despise you with every fiber of his being, but you'd betrayed him and lost his trust. There will be no more second chances. You will stay unlike before, and if he must break every mirror in the world to ensure his heart remains beating, then it will be all too easy.

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[lovelytsunoda]

careful daughter // marcus armstrong

summary: she's always been the careful daughter. when she slips up on a final exam, marcus knows jsut how to make everything better. or, where he fell in love with a careful man's once careless daughter.

warnings: talks of past regrets

pairing: marcus armstrong x female! reader

she knew she'd bottled it almost as soon as she'd handed in the paper

even though she'd looked it over, confused and frustrated, four separate times, she was one of the first to hand it in

the perfect student who looked like she was always on top of things, the smartest in the room

but she didn't feel like it as she walked towards the campus parking lot, a pit in her stomach as she waited for marcus

since she didn't need to be at the campus for long, he said he'd drop her off before the exam, and then take her out to dinner afterwards

and god did she need marcus cornelius armstrong right now.

she needed him to hold her and tell her that everything was going to be fine.

"princess, what's wrong?" marcus asks her, the air in his bmw heavy with the anxiety radiating off his girlfriend

"i fucked up, marcus. the most important exam of my college career, and i think i bottled it."

"oh, honey. i'm sorry." marcus frowns, taking her hand in his.

he doesn't know what to do

roles are usually reversed because he's the one bottling something (a.k.a his entire formula 2 season)

he takes her to a fifties themed diner, some place nice and quiet

not exactly romantic, but he hopes it might be able to cheer her up

they order burgers, fries and milkshakes, with a basket of onion rings to share

"i used to be an awful person, marcus. i allowed myself to be defined by one thing and i thought that other people didn't like me, so i pushed them away before they got the chance to really get to know me. i thought i was stopping myself from getting hurt, that i was the only person i needed. i wasted so much time being that person, and now that i'm not, i've spent so much time trying to figure out who i actually am. i have days where i regret every single decision that i have ever made. and what if i'm wasting more time now on a major that's not meant for me?"

and marcus is shocked, for the first time in his life, he's speechless

"baby, listen to me. you aren't that girl any more, and you don't have to be, either. it's just one test. i know first hand how much effort you have put into this course. and you are so fucking good at it, princess. you are going to be the best in your field. none of this has been a waste of time, yeah?"

there's a jukebox in the corner, and he knows just what to do

he gets up, puts a quarter in the record machine

and selects a dolly parton song that he knows is going to make y/n laugh

"tumble out of bed, and stumble into the kitchen, pour myself a cup of ambition"

he knows his singing and dancing routine is awful, all shrugged shoulders and foot-shuffling as his glasses slide down his nose

despite everything, she's laughing, her face lighting up as marcus invites her out onto the tile floor to dance with him to '9 to 5'

and how can she be upset around someone as lighthearted and full of love and life as marcus cornelius armstrong?

the song changes to an aerosmith ballad, for the jukebox is only equipped with the classics

and their food is practically forgotten as they sway together in the middle of the diner to 'i don't want to miss a thing'

and for once, she's not worried about her test, or her grades

she knows she's going to be okay in the end

[changingplumbob]

Pancake Household: Chapter 9, Part 1

Time to check in with the Pancakes stack!

Nicknames: Bob = Sleek, Eliza = Jumble

Brindleton Bay in autumn, the best world/season combo or so I’ve been told. We start with Ginger chasing her tail and Bob and Eliza  waking up.

Eliza: You ready for tonight?

Bob: Tonight?

Eliza: The dinner party Sleek

Bob: I remember we were having one I just didn’t remember it was tonight. Let me just call in work

Eliza: I could always cook

She looks at him but can only keep her face composed for a few seconds before laughing at her own joke.

Bob: *laughs* Let’s not burn the house down Jumble

Since we’ve last visited the youngest Pancake, Fergus, has been diagnosed with ADHD. He wants to see if he can manage without medication for the moment which makes Eliza a little nervous now and then.

Fergus: Morning dad, morning mother. Is Emi still coming for dinner

Eliza: Her and her parents, as well as Onyx’s friend Carson and his parents

Fergus: Just remember you have to call her Artemisia because you’re normal, I get to call her Emi because I’m her friend

Eliza: *quietly* Thank the watcher our eldest picked a simple name

Bob: You’re telling me

Bob stands and pulls Eliza up to kiss her on the cheek. He’s hoping they’ll have a daughter soon.

Onyx: Good morning everyone. Dad, mother, I couldn’t help but notice we still have a horse shaped hole in our lawn

Fergus: Did you dig up the yard?

Onyx: It’s an expression *switches to talking to Eliza* because I’m an A student mother

Eliza: Must be the only grade A student in detention

Onyx: It was one detention! Everyone gets at least one detention

Eliza: I didn’t

Bob: It’s not the detention that’s a problem. Your mother and I are concerned about how you’d manage taking care of a horse on top of your school and cheerleading responsibilities

Onyx: I’d fit it in. Please mother, I’m sad I don’t have a horse

Eliza: How about a test then

Onyx: A test?

Eliza: You take over walking Ginger for a while and if you can manage that we can talk about a horse again

Onyx: Deal. My dog walking skills will be legendary

The table bursts into laughter at this response.

Eliza: Oh I do love your confidence honey

Bob: Of course we’re lucky we can afford Ginger

Eliza: Bob…

Bob: For a while there my books weren’t doing so good

Onyx: They weren’t?

Bob: The first critic, what did he say Jumble?

Eliza: *sternly* Bob

Bob: That it was expensive toilet paper

Onyx: Oh my watcher! That’s awful! Is that why we had to move? Do we owe the mob money? Will they kill us in our sleep

Bob: What?

Clearly surprised that this new has upset Onyx, Bob turns to his wife to signal for help. Good thing she’s already prepared.

Eliza: It was a long time ago and we got through it. We may not be rolling in simoleons like some other families but we’re certainly in no danger of losing Ginger or the house

Bob: You’ll see Onyx, we’ll be… good?

Eliza: Thank you Bob, that was very convincing

Bob: *laughs* Thank the watcher charisma levels can’t go backwards

Onyx: I just have to do my homework mother then I’ll walk Ginger, you’ll see, I’ll have loads of time

Bob and Eliza watch their kids hurry off to get their homework out the way, Eliza feeling proud, Bob wondering if he should have added more onions to the breakfast quiche.

Settling onto the workout machine Bob thinks it’s a good time to do a short livestream, he still can’t believe he has fans, but he’ll have to get more for promotion.

Bob: Hey viewers. I’m having a dinner party tonight and I’m getting ready by exercising early! Remember to do your warmup stretches and add the weight you lift gradually. So my kid is 14 and I’m wondering… is it safe to let them in my kitchen? Let’s do a poll!

Inside in their room Onyx is oblivious to their responsibility being debated online, focusing instead on finishing their homework correctly. It would probably be easier if Eliza hadn’t picked now to vacuum but with visitors coming she will not be accepting dust bunnies today!

After completing his own homework assignment Fergus sets about doing the laundry. He checks all the pockets and gets it in the machine. Just as he sets it to go Onyx comes out for their cheer practice.

Onyx: Did you just do the washing

Fergus: It’s only right, we have guests coming and mother can’t do all the chores

Onyx: Suppose

Fergus: Plus if I do it you’ll have time to walk Ginger

Onyx: That’s nice of you, thanks-

Their words are interrupted by Fergus having chosen the porch as the best place to practice dramatics! Onyx shrugs and carries on their own practice, may as well practice not being distracted by random noises.

Livestream finished Bob heads inside to start prep for the dinner party. It’s here he realises he has a fridge full of batter but no dough, oops.

Bob: Hey, Jumble?

Eliza: Library! Doing chess!

Bob: Oh. Turns out I have to wait some time for the dough to mix together. I was wondering if I could persuade you to join me in bed for our own mixing

Eliza: *smiles* ask me nicely

Of course they do end up in bed and spend far longer mixing together than is required for the dough.

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[sweater-daddiesdumbdork]

⛑️ or 🥰 with Curtis and honey - your choice! 💖💖💖 Love these two (and you for sharing them with us)

Hey babes! I went with both of them because I just loved both of these themes. Thank you so much for playing babes.

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So Many Things

Warnings- Mentions of knife cuts and blood.

You were busy in the kitchen, your mind in a hundred places at once.

Dice the veggies. Your brain chided while you grabbed them from the fridge.

But I got those papers...no dice the veggies. You scolded again, intent on getting dinner on the table. Curtis had been doing it all week for you, you could at least get it done tonight.

I wonder if I can do that stitch on the sewing machine? It would be faster than by hand. Y/N Focus! You sighed as you grabbed a knife and started chopping. Trying to stay focused. The movement became methodic as you diced the peppers, prepping to make a stir fry. It was quick and easy, this you could do. You had to get it done while your stomach reminded you with a rather angry burst that you were starving after a day of being too busy to eat. You grabbed at a piece and popped it in your mouth, in an attempt to quiet yourself.

You went back to it, now dealing with onions to toss in. I can make this fajita style, we have that chicken. Then I should call Yona, tell her about tomorrow... Your mind still wandered. You never heard Curtis come in from the garage, heading for the sink to wash his hands.

"Hey Honey, what you got cooking?" He simply asked and that startled you, making the knife slip across the board and bit into your palm, making you yelp in alarm.

"Oh shit." You drop the knife on the cutting board, grabbing your palm to try and cover it from bleeding everywhere.

"Whoa, hold on." Curtis grasped your shoulders lightly, steering you to the sink that still had running water from where he just cleaned his own hands. "Lemme see Honey." You felt your eyes welling up at the sting in your palm and frustration that you weren't paying attention. Curtis eased your hand under the water, making you hiss at the sting of it. "I'm sorry Honey, I promise to be quick." He muttered while leaning over the sink to get a better look. Grabbing a clean towel nearby, he pressed it over your palm to put gentle pressure on it.

His gaze lifted as you gave a sniffle, the tears now big dollops falling down your cheeks. Curtis lifted his free hand to your face, his thumb running under each eye to clear them. "It's shallow Pretty Girl, no need for the hospital. You okay?"

"No." Your nose wrinkled at the overwhelming feelings that were pestering you. "I fucked up, bled all over the food, I wasn't paying attention, and ruined dinner."

Curtis's eyes widened in surprise at your words. His thumb tilted your chin up to look at him. "Y/N, you didn't fuck up Honey. Accident's happen and I'm more worried you're in pain than anything else." He tugged you with him, keeping a hold of your palm while he sat in a kitchen chair and eased you on his leg, refusing to let you try to hold yourself off him.

"I feel like I did." You sighed as you gave into him, settling in against him.

"I think you need to give yourself a break Pretty Girl." Curtis tucked your head under his chin, his free hand rubbing against your back. "Let me order us a pizza tonight. Forget about making dinner and we can crash on the couch together watching shit tv the rest of the night."

"I got so much to do though." You muttered, really liking the sounds of what he was offering.

"Is it anything that needs to be done right this second Honey?"

"Well dinner was the main thing, then I was gonna grade some papers."

"I can help you with the papers, Im good at copying your writing now on them." Curtis chuckled, popping a kiss to your temple as you straightened back out. He eased the towel off your hand, seeing that it had stopped bleeding. "But first let's bandage this hand and I can call us that pizza delivery."

You made no move to get up, but with your uninjured hand, you cupped his face, letting your forehead lean against his, your eyes looking into his as a gentle relieved smile eased in place of the worried frown you had earlier. "Thank you, Curtis, for taking care of me."

He pressed his mouth to yours, muttering against your lips after a gentle kiss. "Always plan to Honey."

Nightmares

Warnings- Curtis relives the car accident that took his family.

It was cold, and freezing, the car horn wouldn't stop. Curtis tried plugging his ears against the noise, no longer a man but a little boy stuck in the car that was blaring its horn, and everything was so cold he couldn't stop shaking.

Why wouldn't it stop? He wondered as he struggled in his seatbelt, the feeling of fear making him want to cry out for his mom, his dad, and his brother, Tyler. Where were they? They should be with him. Curtis struggled again, trying to pull off the seatbelt holding him in place.

Somewhere there was yelling, calling his name. He could feel the tears hot in his eyes as they came rolling down, his voice turning hoarse as he cried out for whoever was yelling his name. I'm here, I'm here...

"Curtis, baby wake up. You're having a nightmare." You were sitting next to him on the bed, watching your boyfriend's face screw up in fear while tears were running into his beard, making it gleam in the bit of light in the room. Your hand rubbed at his heaving chest as he gasped several times in his sleep, which initially woke you up. "Curtis." You said a little louder and this time his eyes sprang open, shining brighter blue than you can recall ever seeing them, the tears making them intense.

"What?" He half sprang to a sit, turning into you while you held him, letting him ease against you. "Shit, I woke you, didn't I?" His face was half buried against your chest while he tried to make sense of where he was and what was going on.

Your hand soothed over his buzz cut and down to his tense shoulders, working your fingers into the muscles to loosen them again. "Your dream was upsetting you, Curtis. You were crying in your sleep."

"I know, shit, I'm sorry." He shuddered, now that it was all coming back to him. His arm eased around your waist, hugging around you while he started to loosen back up, relaxing now that he realized he was home, safe in bed, with you. The shivers that were wracking his body earlier were imagined, all from the freezing cold in his dream.

You're okay, you're not in that car anymore, You're not a little boy stuck in the wreck. He reminded himself as he let his face rub against your soft breasts, relishing in how warm and soft you were against him.

"It's okay Curtis, do you want to tell me about it?" You asked softly, your touch never stopping. It was soothing, a reminder that life was okay now, he was right where he needed to be. Did he want to relive the dream, talk about what happened when he was so little that he only remembered it in bits and pieces? Mostly in his nightmares.

No, not really. Not right now.

"If you don't want to Curtis, we don't have to." You continued gently when he didn't answer you right away. "We can talk about something else till you're ready to sleep again."

He lifted his head off you finally, shifting till he was stretched next to you instead of smothering you under him. "Tell me something about when you and Jade were kids?" He requested and you smiled at him, scooting back in closer towards him till you could let your head rest on his shoulder.

"Well, there was this one time we..." You started and Curtis let himself just listen, forgetting all about his past and picturing you as a kid yourself, never having to lose your family so suddenly.

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[wilsonthemoose]

Thursday's Child

(Stanford Era) ~1400 words, Sam/Jess. (Link to Ao3)

He's almost normal, for a while.

Okay so maybe he's never been quite normal.

Maybe he plays card games and laughs in the middle of the circle and maybe he holds himself still when his elbow rubs against the person next to him, huddled as they are in the back benches of the class in the introductory lecture when the professor hasn't shown up yet. Maybe he wins and shrugs and feels out of place. Maybe he thinks it takes time and he'll belong here one of these days.

Okay so maybe he knows he's full of shit.

(Funny isn't it when life knocks the rose-tinted glasses off your face?)

_

Unreasonable, how much you miss something you swore you hated.

The rumble of the car, the legos knocking around in the vents. Back country roads and a sheaf of maps sprawled on the tables.

His father.

Diners, the same in every town and slightly different each time they walked through a door. How it didn't matter all that much that no one liked him at that one school in Des Moines or that he wrote too much of himself into the essay in fourth grade. How every new town was a place to exist for a few weeks before leaving and hitting the road with news channels distorted on their radio or AC/DC loud in the speakers.

Dean's music.

He gets a walkman and a couple of cassettes and can't listen to a full song, stops trying.

_

She wears her hair loose, it curls around her neck and stands out golden against his canvas jackets when he forgets to brush the stray strands off his clothes.

He sells his bicycle to buy her a lamp the first time she invites him to a birthday. She cries, two years later, when it breaks.

It scares him sometimes, how she cries out in pain when she cuts herself chopping spring onions for soup and how tears spring to her eyes when she needs stitches for a small cut on the back of her arm.

He never knows what to say, scared of insensitivity and his brother's brand of brusque comfort. Sometimes she looks at him like she's wondering if he even cares at all and he lifts his chin like he's sure of himself and says "It'll be okay."

He never knows why she sticks around.

When she tells him he'll crash and burn without her, he nods affirmation and knocks on wood. It makes her laugh because she doesn't know.

It scares him, all the time, how much he's got that he could lose. How she doesn't know how to protect herself from all the things out there in the wide world. He carves a rune into a pendant and conceals it behind a mood-stone for her and he never has to ask her to wear it.

"Why do you keep so much salt?" she asks, balancing on her tippy-toes on a stool, leaning into the cupboard over the counter, tossing a can of salt in the air like a cocktail shaker. He tells her a half-truth about how, as a kid, he'd make ice-cream out of milk, cereal, and marshmallow with ice from the ice machine. "Salt melts the ice," he says, "It chills faster."

"Here," he says and grabs the salt out of the air before she catches it again. He mixes a bowl of coffee flavoured ice-cream, worse than he remembered and better than he hoped.

Does it say something about them? That he lies all the time about his life and she lets him. That she says she'll never be her mother and he sets a framed photograph of his own parents on a corner table in their apartment as if he'd like to be his father.

_

He's a freak, a loner with a scholarship, a great GPA, and a shitty wardrobe but he's sincere and maybe that counts for something because there are people who let him hang around.

Brady who copies off his notes and complains about the way Sam writes ts and hs. Rebecca who changed her major twice and misses her family almost as much as he does.

He never stops feeling like if he stood up to throw his cup away and never came back, no one would notice.

Too much sun in California. Too many people who know him by name. He still trips over it sometimes.

He makes spare change making fake IDs, makes up stories for what he's doing over Christmas, where he's going in the summer, picks up jobs on campus and off; shoots pool, sometimes, just for the nostalgia. He doesn't need to hustle to win anyway.

When she introduces them, her father calls him son.

It's probably a catch-all term, used indiscriminately for delivery boys and Walmart tellers. He hates it anyway.

_

It's a good life. She makes the best chocolate chip cookies in the world and manages to burn the milk every morning without fail (coffee starts tasting off to him if the milk isn't burnt).

She always says it twice, "I love you, I love you," like he might not have paid attention to her the first time.

Maybe it starts to feel a little bit like normal, switchblade tucked into the seams of his bag and an iron poker leaning against the wall behind the fridge. Mementos on the tables and pictures on the wall, her neat little notes "Knock 'em dead xoxo" tucked into his notebooks like placeholders and in his wallet like he needs to save them. Like she wouldn't call him a dork and write him another hundred if he asked. Like she wouldn't be smiling thinking she was the luckiest girl in the world.

_

He's homesick, incurably and suffocatingly homesick. There is no home. A door thumping closed behind him on a damp-cushioned latch and a warning not to come back.

Morbidly sometimes, he reads obituaries. It's a relief, an obsession, and an itch.

Sometimes he wants to go back.

_

He studies a little too much and works a little too hard. She spends a bit too much of her parent's money, and when she's drunk, talks about her little sister almost drowning in the lake the summer they were learning to swim.

He thinks about fires and drowning and assignments and stops sleeping quite so well. She's pinned to the ceiling in his dreams every night.

He drinks a little too much and hustles a game too many and she types his essay while he flexes his bruised knuckles and holds an ice pack against his jaw. He's more amused than anything else, that she makes such a big deal of it, even when the liquor's worn off, he's a little bit off. Not entirely himself, whoever he's supposed to be.

A freak and a loner, a little too good at hustling and a little too quick on his feet. Far too good at playing a part, fitting into a decent role. Sam Winchester, son of an ever-wandering father, with an ascent coloured with Louisiana and South Dakota and all the other places he's been, a map of more near-escapes than he has a right to.

Sam Winchester, misfit wherever he goes. On the fringes, the sidelines, dead center and still out of place.

She teaches him how to tie his tie and sits with him when he's trying not to cry.

_

He dreams of his father as a young man, bloodsoaked and lifeless, his mother crying, hair curly like Jess but fierce too, like Dean.

He wonders why he cares so damn much. The closest he's ever got to her is a few pictures and a few stories. A single dream.

When Dean tells him their father's on a hunting trip and hasn't been home in a few days, he wonders if he should put more stock in his dreams.

Sunday evening with smoke in his throat, he knows he picked the wrong dream.

(Lightning too has been known to strike the same place twice.)

They call it an electrical fault.

_

Of whatever little survived the fire, he doesn't keep anything.

In another world, they might've learnt to be happy.

He'd go to law school, she'd be a doctor. He'd practice opening statements in front of the mirror, she'd learn anatomy tracing her fingers along his spine. He'd try to make her laugh, she'd try to make him forget. They'd be safe.

He just missed his brother. Wanted to find his Dad.

[polyglotnotes]

American English to British English

airplane - aeroplane

apartment - flat

apartment building - block of flats

arugula - rocket

ATM - cashpoint/cash machine

attendance, take - register, take the

baby crib - cot

bachelor party - stag do

bachelorette party - hen do

bandaid - plaster

bangs - fringe

barf (verb) - chunder (verb)

bathrobe/robe - dressing gown

bathroom/restroom - loo (slang)

bathroom/washroom - toilet/bathroom

bathtub - bath

beets - beetroot

bell pepper - pepper/sweet pepper

Bic - biro

blinds - curtains

blood sausage/boudin noir - black pudding

broil (verb) - grill (verb)

bus - coach

camper van/RV - caravan

can - tin

candy - sweets

caravan - convoy

caregiver - carer

cart - trolley

cash register - till

checkers - draughts

checking account - current account

chic/classy/fancy - posh

closet - wardrobe

co-education/co-ed - mixed school

coach class - economy class

comforter - duvet

cookie - biscuit

corn - maize

corn starch - cornflour

cotton swab/Q-tip - cotton bud

couch - sittee

counterclockwise - anticlockwise

CPA (Certified Public Accountant) - Chartered Accountant

crosswalk - zebra crossing

custom-made - bespoke

diaper - nappy

downtown - city centre

eggplant - aubergine

elevator - lift

eraser - rubber

exclamation point - exclamation mark

expensive - dear

faculty member - academic staff

fall - autumn

faucet - tap

fire truck - fire engine

first floor - ground floor

fish sticks - fish fingers

flan (=sweet soft food) - flan (=fruit cake, not sweet)

flashlight - torch

flyby - flypast

freeway/highway - motorway

french fries - chips

French press - cafetiere

front desk - reception

furnace - central heating boiler

garbage can - dustbin

garbage collector - binman

gas/gasoline - petrol

gearshift - gearstick

grade - mark

green onion/scallion - spring onion

grocery store - grocery shop

ground beef - minced meat

ground/grounded - earth/earthed

ham - gammon

high beam (car) - full beam (car)

high school - secondary school

hot (sexy) - fit (sexy)

intersection - crossroads

janitor - caretaker

jumper dress - pinafore

jungle gym - climbing frame

kindergarten - preschool/nursery school

knickers - parcel

ladybug - ladybird

line - queue

liquor store - off license

mailman - postman

math - maths

median strip - central reservation

mom and pop store - family business

mommy/mom - mummy/mum

motorcycle - motorbike

movies, the - cinema, the

open house - open day

overalls - dungarees

pajamas - pyjamas

panties - knickers

pants/slacks - trousers

paper towel - kitchen roll

parking - car park

pay raise - pay rise

period - full stop

pharmacy - chemist

pickle - gherkin

pimple/zit - spot

pitcher - jug

plastic wrap - clingfilm

potato chips - crisps

principal - headmaster

public holiday - bank holiday

puffer vest - gilet

purse - handbag

quotation marks - inverted commas

rappel (verb, climbing) - abseil (verb, climbing)

recess - breaktime

round-trip ticket - return ticket

rubber boots - wellington boots/wellies

rummage sale - jumble sale

schedule - timetable

scotch tape - sellotape

second floor - first floor

shots - jab

sidewalk (=pavement is concrete/tarmac road) - pavement (=road for pedestrians)

silverware/flatware - cutlery

sink - washbasin

sketchy - dodgy

sneakers - trainers

soccer - football

soda/pop/coke/tonic - fizzy drink

special election - by-election

spelunking - potholing

store - shop

stove - cooker

stroller - push chair

study (verb) - read (verb)

subway/metro - underground/tube

sweater - jumper

sweater vest - sleeveless jumper/slipover

swimming suit - swimsuit

table (= verb – delay) - table (= verb – suggest)

tap - faucet

teachers' lounge - staffroom

teleprompter - autocue

teller - cashier

thong (=shoe) - thong (=underwear)

tic-tac-toe - noughts and crosses

tire - tyre

traffic circle/rotary - roundabout

trailer park - caravan park

transportation - transport

truck - lorry

trunk - boot

undershirt - vest

underwear - pants

vacation - holiday

vacationers - holidaymakers

vest - waistcoat

wallet - purse

windbreaker - cagoule

windshield - windscreen

woods, the - wood, a

yard - garden

ZIP code - postcode

zipper - zip

zucchini - courgette

[atplblog]

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[annezhuo]

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Advantages and features:

The whole machine is made of 304 stainless steel, and the big knife is made of imported blade head, which greatly enhances the service life of the blade.

The inverter motor is equipped with Taiwan TECO brand, which can put more food into cutting at the same time and improve processing efficiency.

The internal waterproof design is not easy to penetrate during cleaning, and the imported conveyor belt is more durable, which guarantees a longer life of the equipment.

Safety protection device: If the blade door cover is opened, it will stop operating in an emergency to protect the safety of the operator. Application: DARIBO single-head vegetable cutter can cut leafy vegetables such as long strips of onions, green garlic, chives, celery, cabbage, Chinese cabbage, and spinach; root vegetables such as cucumbers, eggplants, and radishes, etc. The customized leafy vegetable cutter can cut root vegetables such as bamboo shoots, radishes, and potatoes into strips and slices, with smooth cut surfaces and almost no tailings. It can be connected to an automated production line

[bizzna-pop]

Exploring the Sweet and Savory World of Popcorn Flavors

Popcorn has been a cherished snack for generations, captivating people with its delightful crunch and irresistible aroma. The sound of kernels popping evokes a sense of nostalgia, making it a staple at movie nights, parties, and casual get-togethers. What makes popcorn truly special is its incredible versatility; with the right seasonings, it can be transformed into a culinary masterpiece. In this blog, we’ll explore the art of creating delectable sweet and savory popcorn seasonings that will elevate your snacking experience to new heights.

Irresistibly Sweet Seasonings

For those with a sweet tooth, popcorn offers a blank canvas for indulgent flavor creations. Caramel popcorn is a classic favorite that reigns supreme. To craft this delicious treat, drizzle warm, melted caramel over freshly popped popcorn, add a sprinkle of flaky sea salt, and gently toss to combine. This combination creates a delightful contrast of sweet and salty flavors that will leave you wanting more with every bite.

Chocolate is another timeless flavor that pairs beautifully with popcorn. Whether you prefer the rich intensity of dark chocolate, the creamy goodness of milk chocolate, or the delicate sweetness of white chocolate, each option provides a luxurious experience. The smooth chocolate coating melts in your mouth, offering a decadent treat that balances the popcorn's savory crunch.

Bold and Flavorful Savory Seasonings

While sweet popcorn is undeniably tempting, savory seasonings bring a bold, satisfying twist. If you prefer savory snacks, a world of flavors awaits. Classic seasonings such as cheddar cheese, sour cream and onion, and barbecue provide a savory punch that enhances the popcorn's natural flavor.

For cheese lovers, generously sprinkling grated Parmesan or a blend of sharp cheddar and creamy Monterey Jack over freshly popped corn creates a gooey, indulgent treat. If you're feeling adventurous, add a kick of heat with chili powder, jalapeño, or even a dash of hot sauce for an exciting flavor explosion. At Bizznapop, we take popcorn to the next level with a wide range of savory seasonings, including Barbecue, Butter Cheese, and Peri Peri. These unique blends are perfect for anyone seeking to enhance their popcorn experience.

Discovering the Perfect Flavor Balance

Achieving the ideal balance between sweet and savory popcorn seasonings is both an art and a science. The key lies in experimentation—don’t be afraid to play with different combinations and ratios until you find your perfect blend. A subtle touch of sweetness can elevate a savory base, resulting in a dynamic flavor profile that delights the palate.

Expert Tips for Flawless Popcorn

Select Quality Kernels The journey to extraordinary popcorn begins with high-quality kernels. Bizznapop is South India’s premier supplier of popcorn kernels, providing top-grade options that pop to perfection. Our kernels are sourced from trusted producers in Argentina, Brazil, South Africa, and the United States, ensuring a consistently delightful popping experience.

Evenly Distribute Seasonings To achieve maximum flavor, it’s essential to distribute seasonings evenly across your popcorn. Consider using a shaker or mixing bowl to ensure each piece is coated thoroughly, allowing for a well-balanced taste in every bite.

Get Creative with Flavor Combinations Individual taste preferences vary widely, so don’t hesitate to experiment with different seasoning blends. The possibilities are endless—mix and match until you discover unique combinations that excite your taste buds.

Perfecting the balance of sweet and savory popcorn is a delightful journey of exploration and personal taste. Bizznapop offers an extensive selection of flavors to cater to every palate, along with ready-to-use popcorn premixes that ensure consistency and convenience. Beyond seasonings and premixes, we also supply popcorn machines and raw materials throughout Karnataka and South India. Choose Bizznapop as your ultimate popcorn partner today, and transform every snacking occasion into a celebration of flavor and creativity!

[allroundvp]

The Allround Shake grader is designed to grade potatoes according to the square size. The potatoes are fed to the top of the machine on to the top sieve. The sieves in the machine shake in sequential frequencies, which causes the potatoes to move along on the sieves. The movements of the sieves is caused by the motor on the front side of the machine. This motor drives a crankshaft. The crankshaft causes the shaking of the sieves.

[flavionsindia]

The Rise of Onion Exporter Companies in India: A Comprehensive Overview

India, known as the land of spices and diverse agricultural products, holds a prominent position in the global market for various produce, especially onions. As a staple in culinary practices worldwide, the demand for onions has consistently soared, making it one of the most traded vegetables globally. Indian onion exporter companies have capitalized on this demand, playing a crucial role in the global supply chain. In this blog, we will explore the dynamics of onion exporting in India, the challenges faced by exporters, and the key players in the market.

1. India’s Dominance in Onion Production

India is the second-largest producer of onions in the world, contributing approximately 20-25% of the global output. The country's diverse climatic conditions and rich soil fertility make it an ideal place for onion cultivation. The major onion-producing states in India include Maharashtra, Karnataka, Gujarat, Bihar, and Madhya Pradesh. Among these, Maharashtra leads with the highest production, significantly contributing to India's export volume.

2. The Onion Export Market in India

India’s onion export market is vast, with the country exporting onions to over 90 countries. The key markets include Bangladesh, Malaysia, UAE, Sri Lanka, and Indonesia. Indian onions are popular globally due to their pungency, taste, and long shelf life. The different varieties, such as the Red Onion, White Onion, and Pink Onion, cater to diverse culinary preferences worldwide.

3. Key Players in the Indian Onion Export Market

Several companies in India have established themselves as leading onion exporters, known for their quality produce and robust supply chain mechanisms. Here are some key players:

Nashik-based exporters: Nashik, in Maharashtra, is often referred to as the onion capital of India. Companies from this region, such as Agrion, are known for their vast networks and efficient export processes.

Farmers Fresh Zone: This company has made a mark by promoting farm-to-fork supply, ensuring fresh onions are delivered to international markets.

Kinal Global Care Private Limited: Known for its commitment to quality, Kinal Global Care has a significant presence in the Middle East and Southeast Asia.

These companies are characterized by their strong logistics networks, adherence to quality standards, and commitment to maintaining the freshness of their produce.

4. Challenges Faced by Onion Exporters in India

Despite the lucrative opportunities in the global market, onion exporters in India face several challenges:

Price Volatility: The onion market is highly volatile, with prices fluctuating due to seasonal factors, domestic demand, and international market conditions. This volatility can impact the profitability of exporters.

Regulatory Hurdles: Indian onion exporters often grapple with government regulations, such as export bans or restrictions during periods of domestic shortage. These regulations, while aimed at stabilizing domestic prices, can disrupt export operations.

Quality Standards: Meeting the stringent quality and safety standards required by international markets is another challenge. Exporters must ensure that their produce is free from pests, has a uniform size, and meets the residue levels for pesticides.

Logistics and Transportation: Efficient transportation and storage are critical for maintaining the quality of onions during transit. Exporters need to invest in cold storage facilities and efficient logistics networks to prevent spoilage and ensure timely delivery.

5. Technological Advancements in Onion Exporting

To overcome these challenges, many Indian onion exporters are embracing technological advancements. The use of blockchain technology for traceability, automated sorting and grading machines, and digital platforms for market intelligence are helping companies streamline their operations and improve the quality of their exports.

Blockchain for Traceability: Blockchain technology allows exporters to provide detailed information about the origin, cultivation practices, and quality checks of the onions. This transparency builds trust with international buyers and ensures compliance with global standards.

Automated Sorting and Grading: Modern machinery enables precise sorting and grading of onions, ensuring that only the best quality produce reaches the international market. This automation reduces human error and enhances efficiency.

Digital Platforms: Exporters are increasingly using digital platforms to access real-time market data, price trends, and demand forecasts. This information helps them make informed decisions and optimize their supply chain.

6. Sustainability in Onion Exporting

Sustainability is becoming a critical aspect of the global food supply chain, and Indian onion exporters are not far behind in adopting sustainable practices. From reducing the use of pesticides to implementing water-efficient irrigation methods, companies are making efforts to minimize their environmental footprint.

Water-Efficient Irrigation: Onion cultivation requires significant water, and exporters are promoting drip irrigation and other water-saving technologies to conserve this vital resource.

Eco-Friendly Packaging: To reduce plastic waste, many exporters are shifting towards biodegradable packaging solutions. This move is not only environmentally friendly but also appeals to eco-conscious consumers in international markets.

7. The Future of Onion Exporting in India

The future of onion exporting in India looks promising, with several factors driving growth:

Rising Global Demand: With the global population increasing and more countries incorporating onions into their diets, the demand for Indian onions is expected to rise.

Expansion into New Markets: Indian exporters are exploring new markets in Europe, Africa, and North America, diversifying their customer base and reducing dependency on traditional markets.

Government Support: The Indian government is taking steps to support agricultural exports, including onions, through initiatives like the Agriculture Export Policy. This policy aims to boost export volumes and promote India as a global agricultural powerhouse.

8. Conclusion

Onion exporter companies in India play a vital role in the global agricultural landscape. Despite the challenges, the sector has shown resilience and adaptability, driven by technological advancements, a focus on quality, and a commitment to sustainability. As global demand for onions continues to grow, Indian exporters are well-positioned to capitalize on new opportunities and solidify their status as leading players in the international market.

India's onion export market is not just about trading a vegetable; it reflects the country's agricultural prowess, the entrepreneurial spirit of its exporters, and the global appeal of its produce. With continued innovation and support, Indian onion exporters are set to reach new heights in the coming years.

[eldritchsurveys]

1223.

Have you ever gotten a flu vaccination? >> I have.

Do you know anyone who drives a BMW? >> I do not.

When’s the last time you hugged your mother? . What’s the last restaurant you ate at? >> I'm having a hard time remembering. It's been a while.

Double dates: a do or don’t? >> I don't know, I have no experience with them.

Do you know any guitarists? >> Not anymore.

Quick, name 3 of your favorite radio stations: .

How do you feel about full length beards? >> I don't have any feelings about them.

Have you ever been to a circus? >> I don't think so.

Do you know anyone who’s gone to a Fat Camp? >> Not that I’m aware of.

Are you straight-edge? >> Not at all.

Do you use Facebook IM everyday? >> I do not.

How many surveys have you done already today? >> This is the only one.

What’s the WORST show on Adult Swim? >> I don't even know what's on Adult Swim anymore. I liked most of the shows from back in the day.

Do you have any relatives that have shunned you, or vice versa? .

Has anyone ever posted a HORRIBLE picture of you for everyone to see? >> By my standards, yeah. But I assume they just didn't think the photo was as awful as I did.

Which grade in school was the most fun for you? .

Which would you rather have, a new puppy or kitten? .

Does drama seem to follow you everywhere you go? >> Not even a little bit.

Do you ever just want to go away to a new place where no one knows you? >> I don't. I'm desperate for a place where I am known and loved.

You’re ordering a pizza, you can have any kind of toppings, what are they? >> Green peppers, mushrooms, onions, black olives.

Do you hit ‘quiet’ or ‘ignore’ on your cell? Which one usually? >> My phone is permanently set to Do Not Disturb.

Do you ever regret giving your number to people? . Have you ever been told that you’re afraid of your own shadow? >> I have not.

Have you ever tried Gouda cheese? >> I have. It's all right, but there are many other cheeses I prefer.

Does/did your high school have pop machines? >> I think the last one I attended had them.

Do you use a public computer, or do you have your own? >> I have my own. Do you ever find it odd how you type LOL when you’re not really laughing? >> It's not odd to me because I'm used to it. I understand the complex vernacular function of the non-literal LOL.

Have you ever gambled? >> I've done scratch-offs and that's the extent of my gambling history. Do you know anyone who’s won the lottery? >> I do not.

If you could work at any retail store, which one would it be? >> I don’t want to work at a store.

What’s the shortest you would ever cut your hair? >> Completely off.

Do you listen to any deathcore? >> Possibly? It wouldn't surprise me if some band I listened to fell under that genre, but I wouldn't know offhand.

Do you subscribe to any teen magazines? Which ones? >> I do not.

Do you know someone who never smiles? >> I do not. Has anyone ever made you feel uncomfortable at work? .

Do you still watch South Park? >> I'm not into it. Even if the humour was my thing (it isn't, but for the sake of argument), the animation style isn't.

Tell me one movie you’ve seen recently that sucked: >> I like most of the movies I've seen lately but I wasn't crazy about Under the Skin or Sound of My Voice. I don't think they sucked, precisely. I just wasn't crazy about them. Oh, Savageland, that was one I saw this month that I just flat-out disliked.

Have you ever carved something into a dinner booth somewhere? >> I have not.

When’s the last time you were carded at a bar? >> When's the last time I was at a bar, is the real question... Do you smoke little cigars? Have you ever tried them? >> I've had them. I think technically Djarum Blacks are cigars, and those are my favourite (non-THC) thing to smoke.

You’re babysitting, what do you expect per hour for pay? . What’s the last thing you returned at a store? >> The last thing I returned was a CPU fan that I ended up not needing for Sparrow's PC build. I returned it to the Amazon kiosk in Whole Foods.

What’s the name of the last cat you pet? >> I don't remember the last time I pet a cat.

Do you still look at clouds and make shapes of them? >> I don't think I ever did this.

If you had to dye your hair for one year, what color would you pick? . Who’s got your heart? >> Can Calah.

What’s your television addiction? >> I don't know what that means, but relatedly I just discovered this brand new show called The Decameron which is pretty fun.

Have you ever stringed green beans before? >> I have not.

What do you do to make yourself more relaxed when you’re nervous? >> I usually pause and spend time with Can Calah when I'm riddled with anxiety.

Do you cook? If so, what’s the last thing you made? >> Occasionally, usually with the aid of appliances because I don't enjoy all the steps involved in traditional cooking. The last thing I made was "fried" rice in the rice cooker.

Have you ever had any painful dental work done? If so, what? >> I have had teeth removed, yes.

How do you usually spend your Saturdays? .

Do you make your own jewelry or clothing? >> I do not. What’s your favorite thing to do when you’re bored? >> If I'm actually bored, then that means none of my favourite things to do are engaging me.

Do you use drawing to describe what you’re feeling? >> I do not.

Do you like the smell of new school supplies? .

Do you give everything you do 100%? >> Absolutely not.

Do you shop at any independent music stores? >> I don't shop at music stores at all. There is a pretty cool record store downtown, Vertigo, that I would patronise if that was the sort of thing I was into buying.

How do you feel about mainstream music? >> Most of it just doesn't interest me personally. Every once in a while I'll encounter a song I like, though.

What song lyrics describe your mood at the moment? .

Do you have healthy eating habits? >> I think my relationship with food is quite healthy. Put simply: I eat what I want, funds willing, and I'm really good at tuning out this society's alarmist anti-science body-shaming noise about it.

[allmyblogs]

The Culinary Wizardry of Food Processors: A Kitchen Must-Have

In the ever-evolving world of culinary innovation, one kitchen appliance has stood the test of time as an indispensable tool for both professional chefs and home cooks alike—the food processor. This multifunctional marvel has revolutionized the way we approach food preparation, making it faster, more efficient, and incredibly versatile. In this blog post, we'll delve into the world of food processors, exploring their features, benefits, and myriad ways they can elevate your culinary endeavours.

Evolution of the Food Processor

The food processor's journey began in the 1960s when Pierre Verdon, a French catering company salesman, envisioned a machine that could automate labour-intensive kitchen tasks. His collaboration with a commercial blender manufacturer led to the birth of the first commercial food processor, the Robot-Coupe. Over the decades, advancements in technology and design have transformed the food processor from a bulky, professional-grade machine to a sleek and user-friendly kitchen that caters to a wide range of culinary needs.

Features and Functions

Blending and Pureeing: One of the primary functions of a food processor is its ability to blend and puree ingredients with precision. From silky smooth soups to homemade sauces and creamy nut butter, the food processor's sharp blades and powerful motor make quick work of these tasks, eliminating the need for manual effort.

Chopping and Dicing: Say goodbye to tears while chopping onions! Food processors have various blade attachments that can effortlessly chop, dice, and slice vegetables, fruits, and herbs. This saves time and ensures uniformity in your ingredients, leading to consistent results in your recipes.

Grinding and Milling: Transform whole spices into aromatic grounds or grind your coffee beans to perfection—the food processor excels at these tasks, too. It's grinding and milling capabilities make it a versatile appliance for anyone who appreciates the freshest flavours in their dishes.

Kneading Dough: Baking enthusiasts rejoice! Many food processors are equipped with a dough blade that takes the hassle out of kneading and mixing dough. Whether you're making bread, pizza, or pastry dough, the food processor ensures a consistent and well-mixed result every time.

Shredding and Grating: Grate cheese and shred vegetables for salads, or create your coleslaw effortlessly with the shredding and grating attachments of a food processor. This feature is not only time-saving but also provides a level of convenience that home cooks appreciate.

Benefits of Using a Food Processor

Time Efficiency: Time is of the essence in the kitchen, and a food processor is a time-saving wizard. It can perform tasks that would take considerable time and effort manually, allowing you to focus on other aspects of your cooking or enjoy more leisure time.

Consistency in Results: Achieving consistency in chopping, slicing, and dicing is a breeze with a food processor. This enhances the visual appeal of your dishes and ensures an even distribution of flavours.

Versatility: The versatility of a food processor is unmatched. It can handle various ingredients and tasks, from basic chopping to complex dough preparation. This makes it an invaluable tool for both amateur cooks experimenting in the kitchen and seasoned professionals pushing culinary boundaries.

Reduced Physical Strain: A food processor is a game-changer for those with physical limitations or who want to reduce the strain on their hands and wrists. It automates laborious tasks, allowing you to enjoy cooking without the physical toll.

Creative Exploration: The food processor encourages culinary creativity by simplifying intricate tasks. Experiment with new recipes, try different techniques and broaden your culinary horizons—all with the confidence that your food processor has your back.

In kitchen appliances, the food processor reigns supreme as a culinary workhorse. Its evolution from a commercial-grade machine to a user-friendly kitchen companion highlights its adaptability and enduring popularity. With features ranging from blending and chopping to kneading dough and shredding, the food processor is a versatile powerhouse that caters to the needs of both novice cooks and seasoned professionals.

Investing in a high-quality food processor is not just a purchase; it's a step toward unlocking a world of culinary possibilities. As technology continues to advance, we can only imagine the exciting innovations that lie ahead for this indispensable kitchen tool. Embrace the culinary magic of the food processor, and watch as it transforms your kitchen adventures into a seamless and enjoyable experience.

[askthebests]

The Food Processor Buying Guide

The Food processor is one of the best appliances that can transform your life in the kitchen for the better. The product is known to offer the user relief from spending too much time, energy and effort on pre-food preparations. Now, various (boring) tasks like chopping, grating, kneading, blending, mixing, pureeing, cutting, slicing and more can be done with a simple click of a switch. Though expensive, the product is worth every penny you invest, as it enhances your efficiency by many folds. So, which is the best food processor in India and how do you make the right choice? Here is a tiny Buying Guide: 

The Function: This is what the food processor is all about function and better function. The main benefit of the food processor is to be able to converge the various time-taking processes into a matter of minutes. Now you don't have to sit around chopping onions and crying for hours. The Food processor can get that done for you within 10 minutes!

The Motor: Now, this is the heart of the machine and this is where the power lies. In order to accomplish the entire task swiftly and in a manner of minutes, you need to purchase a Motor power of about 500W to 700W. 

Bowl Capacity: How large or small is your family and what are your food processing needs? Well, be sure to purchase a food processor with a capacity that can complement your needs. 

The Blades: It is recommended by the experts to purchase blades made from food-grade 304 stainless steel material. This is not only durable but also efficient in being able to swiftly process your food ingredients. 

The Design: It is always a good idea to opt for a food processor that is compact and simple in design. This makes it easier to store, maintain and also manage in the long run.

The Budget: Of course, it is an expensive machine. Hence considering your budget is a major concern. It should fall within your price range. Various models are available within various budgets ranging from low to high. 

The Attachments: This is the main purpose of the food processor. The more the number of attachments better are the functions it performs. 

CONCLUSION

So, there you have it people, these are some of the main factors to consider when trying to select a food processor best for you. 

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