#One Bear Two Bear :: starsmade

[darckcarnival]

Easy. Historical books. If I hear myself be called a DILF - I’m not even a dad? One more time I might snap. That’s the same with breaking bad too. They never shut up about it - it’s not even good!

"You've got the vibes of it, and the age, though. And that technically makes you count to some people. Trust me... I've been called a Milf before, which is just as bad."

"Let them enjoy breaking bad! It was ahead of it's time- according to fans at least." Nailed it, covered that up. "People go nuts online."

"Be careful though, you talk too them about Dilf and watch them find something else you won't know."

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Wait, that’s what dilf means?!

"You didn't KNOW?!"

Darck wheezed, trying not to laugh. "Yes, that's what it means, oh my god-"

And there she went, hunched and laughing with one hand thumping onto a solid surface. How incredibly ridiculous that this was the topic of conversation.

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[Text ; Darck]: I doubt he’d want to go out anywhere but you could try to take him somewhere quiet. He’d hate to go anywhere busy but..if you can find somewhere just the two of us he might go.

[Text ; Darck]: More recipes would be great. But uh - send them to my email [email link attached].

Now there was an idea. It had her taking a moment of pause and thinking it over. Somewhere calm and quiet, going out, something nice. Darck could possibly wing that. She was good on the fly.

[Txt: Coat Bear]; Shouldn't be hard to figure that out. I'll think of something for that.

[Txt: Coat Bear]; ... Redfield you did not just seriously ask me to send you this through E-Mail, too that old of an E-Mail address. My god, sir.

[Txt: Coat Bear]; Okay okay, I'm sending the attached E-Mail links now. Whole pages. May as well just in case.

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It was a colorful turn of events really, that led to Darck hanging out a bit with the older Redfield. And considering how herself and Scotty were so damn close as friends at this point, it wasn't surprising. But merely odd and unexpected, especially given the time of year. However, there they were, having a simple conversation over some coffee.

Of course as things are won't to do, some more interesting topics began to crop up. Darck being the ever colorful individual she was and him always curious, but sharing little details surprisingly easily with her. Maybe even to the point he wasn't sure how or when it started, but never the less he began to speak.

"Can you keep a secret?" It was so seemingly simple an opener.

One that clearly, was amusing. Darck was smirking. "Do you know anything about my life?" She was so proud and smug about it.

"No I do not. Good point." That answered his question immediately.

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Fair warning. I’m lighter than I look.

"Good to know~. And I'm stronger than I look. So I'll be more careful with you. Promise."

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[Text ; Darck]: I don’t know! Okay! I’ve been out for years now! I’ve never - okay I’ve kissed one women for information so that doesn’t count! But I have never been with a woman! Do I not seem gay?

[Txt: Coat Bear]; ONE, SINGULAR, WOMAN.

[Txt: Coat Bear]; This is making me loose it laughing I hope you realize holy hell. You seem pretty obvious to me.

[Txt: Coat Bear]; Man I dunno, wear a rainbow hat? Take your fiance out on some sort of expensive date? I may be able to give good dating advice, but this is a bit out of left field.

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[Text ; Darck]: Anyways not to completely change the conversation but sOMEONE JUST ASKED IF I’D SMASH YOU??

And now she was laughing. The moment those words graced the phone's screen, Darck was letting out loud laughter that she nearly coughed on. Pushing her coffee far away to not spill it.

[Txt: Coat Bear]; YOU??? They asked YOU OF ALL PEOPLE THAT? About me, why the fuck was I a topic of conversation?

[Txt: Coat Bear]; You're engaged and also GAY? HOMOSEXUAL? PREFER THE MEN? How the hell else do we explain that?

[Txt: Coat Bear]; Holy shit my lungs hurt from laughing, oh my god what the fuck, why would someone ask that.

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[Text ; Darck]: When I don’t hear from friends I worry.

Trauma. But they’ll not talk about that now. Or never.

[Text ; Darck]: You drink it enough times while it’s piping hot you get use to it. I think I’ve burned my mouth so many times I don’t notice now.

[Text ; Darck]: I’m glad to hear you’re okay. If you need anything, just message me. Scotty…okay too. I’m keeping an eye on him, don’t worry too much.

Honestly? Darck couldn't blame him for that. Giving a soft huff and smile while looking at her phone. Something relatable.

[Txt: Coat Bear]; That's fair. I have a terrible habit of going quiet sometimes, I apologize. But I am the last person you need to worry about, trust me.

Not that he knew why or how of course, not yet privy to her not being exactly normal. But that was a conversation for another day.

[Txt: Coat Bear]; I feel terrible for your poor tongue and taste buds, sir, be nice too your self. At least have it with other flavors.

[Txt: Coat Bear]; Thank you. I do worry about him too, I don't think he realizes how much. And sorry, but just how you worry, I do too, can't stop that. When my friends are quiet or having a hard time, I worry.

Yes, she did use his own words. What a brat.

[Txt: Coat Bear]; I'll be sending him a pizza.

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[Text ; Darck]: You doing okay? I just wanted to check in on you.

The woman was still cursing as her tongue felt burnt, aggressively setting the bitter coffee aside, with who knows what mixed in with it. Anything to numb the god damn instincts or physical knee jerk reactions. It made one helluva cocktail. But that did absolutely jack and shit for the emotional trauma from the past rearing it's head. Constantly making the brunette look over her shoulder, feeling the unpleasant tension in her spine from old fight or flight.

At least a text from a friend could get her mind off things a little bit. For now.

[Txt: Coat Bear]; The amount of times you text me to check in I should almost count as concerning. Flattered, but concerning.

[Txt: Coat Bear]; But yeah, I'm fine. As fine as can be at least. Other than having just burnt my entire mouth from coffee and choking on it, jesus christ. Betrayed by my own drink.

[Txt: Coat Bear]; How about you? Are you and Scotty doing okay?

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♡ // Chris wants to know so he can be a gossip !

For every “♡” I get I’ll give a tip on how to win my muse’s heart.

Something that anyone would learn pretty quickly when trying to woo or win over Darck, is that she is skittish at times, and someone needs to take their time on occasion with her in certain events. It's gotten better over the years, yes, but still she's just a softy. As a result of this, on the rare occasion someone learns something deeper and more in depth about her tastes or just how soft she is, and teases her, the tables will suddenly be flipped, and she'll be blushing and flustered mess for once. Will deny it up and down, but god damn this woman will do her best not to let anyone learn that. All in all, if someone takes their time to learn her quirks and preferences, she'll be very appreciative and will start to open up more on that personal level to win her heart.

But teasing her is going to get her trying to tease right back so be warned.

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Chris just groans, head in his hands as he does, “ I know they have a sense of humour, they laughed when Leon explained our get together story ! ” A pinch of his nose bridge and a sigh before he goes, “ This is worse than when they wouldn’t shut up about breaking bad. ”

"Oh, now that is a wonderful mental images, thank you for sharing."

Although when he said the 'breaking bad' line, it made her need to pause. Inhale slowly. Mentally reminding herself not to say the follow up, don't complete the line. Her mind immediately snapping elsewhere the longer she stared at Chris and got little details. God damn passive vampirism skills.

"Would you rather them talk about a TV show, historical books, or continue to call you a Dilf?"

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“ Hey don’t laugh! It’s not funny ! ” Okay, it’s a little funny and he shakes his head and huffs in amusement, before he’s speaking again, “ I let them get away with too much. ”

"You're right, this isn't funny. This, is god damn hilarious." Darck kept her amused expression the entire time. There was no way she would ever forget that little tidbit of information. "Hey, at least you know they have a sense of humor despite everything. I'd say that's a win."

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No!

…I’m going to go and have a word with my team.

"..."

Hang on. That tone of voice combined with those words certainly left more questions than it did answers.

"Wait, your team- What do you mean your team?! Oh my god were they calling you that this whole time-" Yup, theres the amused expression. There are far too many cursed ideas here.

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He rolls her eyes at her comments and chuckles slightly.

[Text ; Darck]: Don’t make him do the old hair remover in the shampoo truck and it will be fine. I don’t think I’ll look good bald.

[Text ; Darck]: Eh. Don’t worry about it. That wasn’t mean at all. I have you know I proposed without your help, didn’t I? Did that all by myself! (To be fair I had that planned before Leon even let you I think..)

[Text ; Darck]: Hey, I get it. It’s kinda like how July is a bad month for me, yeah? I understand, I get it more than you think.

Now that got her to laugh. Grinning wider while her one thumb tapped away upon the phone screen.

[Txt: Coat Bear]; Lucky for you, I've learned that Scotty is more of a 'hair dye in shampoo' kind of guy. One day your hair might turn blue.

[Txt: Coat Bear]; You did, you did. I heard all about it from him actually! Showed off the ring too me after making me guess. He was really damn excited, and I admit, I might have been too when I learned. You did a good job, sappy as hell.

And then, she paused. Having been writing another reply, then deleted it. Letting it hang in the air a bit. Considering how much Darck knew about certain facts, and even the god damn names of things, like Yawn, he either thinks that she gathered information, or was somehow there. The latter being the accurate truth. Not that it needed to be said.

[Txt: Coat Bear]; I know you do. A lot. First hand, even. But there's a few extra unfortunate details for October for me. We'll leave it at that. Either way, I'm keeping that offer in mind. As well as the fact of what kind of pizza Scotty likes, so you two are also not safe.

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Chris holds his phone in his hand, and sighs when he sees the text back.

[ Text ; Darck ]: I can worry about both of you, you know? You’re good for Leon and I like that. I’ll be fine.

Once again, Chris ignores his own trauma (technically he pretends he doesn’t have any, not from the year 1998 at least - if he doesn’t look at it, or talk about it, it’s not there, yes?) and he’s much rather focus on Leon and their new friend Darck. It’s easier for him.

[ Text ; Darck ]: Technically I don’t need a wing man. I’ve got him. All by myself, thank you very much.

There was a sigh that escaped the brunette while watching the replies coming in. One arm lifting to lean her head against the knuckles of that hand, elbow propped on the side of her seat. The other still typing away at her phone. Honestly, this man was just as bad as half the people they knew. And she knew the situation well.

[Txt: Coat Bear]; Means a lot knowing I'm a good influence. Wait until I start encouraging him to pull pranks, you'll change your tune.

Was she trying to make him laugh, or at least smile? Oh absolutely. Darck was the type of person that always tried to be the best she could for others. Be it supportive friends, a few silly comments for a smile, or to be the hardened protector in a battle field. Trauma or not, it was all settled aside for others. At least he didn't know the extent of how far hers went, or close to home- she wanted to try and keep it that way for now. Less to think about.

Besides, it's okay to focus on anything else.

[Txt: Coat Bear]; Oh ho, Mister Casanova over here. And that's why you have asked me for advice now and then.

[Txt: Coat Bear]; Sorry, that was mean, I'm only joking. Either way, I will be fine. October is a pretty rough time for me in general, so don't be surprised.

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[Text ; Darck]: By the way, if you need anything, anytime, let me know.

The phone shook with a mild vibration, signaling a text. As if protesting that she'd just put it away. Darck couldn't help the amused noise that escaped when one hand pulled it back free of her duster trench coat in order to read. And a fond smile came upon her features.

Honestly? She shouldn't have anyone else be worrying about her right now. Especially considering the layers any one of them had. Especially the man who just sent the text.

[Txt: Coat Bear]; That means a lot, I'll keep it in mind. Thank you. But hey, don't worry about me, okay? Focus on you and Scotty.

[Txt: Coat Bear]; I'll be fine.

Had to be, there never was any other option.

[Txt: Coat Bear]; Supposed to be the wing man support for you two, not the other way around.