#Omg I should say nigga more :3

[angelofconsang]

If you think queer is a slur that no one can use, get the fuck away from me, nigga. Is queer a slur? Yeah, but so what? Faggot is a slur, and I proudly call myself a queer little faggot. Y'all also seem to conveniently forget that homosexual, gay and lesbian were all once slurs, but then you couldn't spin your 'we can't say queer ever' shit.

[kcyars99]

omg

[Verse 1]

Dear Adonis

I'm sorry that that man is your father, let me be honest

It takes a man to be a man, your dad is not responsive

I look at him and wish your grandpa woulda wore a condom

I'm sorry that you gotta grow up and then stand behind him

Life is hard, I know, the challenge is always gon' beat us home

Sometimes our parents make mistakes that affect us until we grown

And you're a good kid that need good leadership

Let me be your mentor since your daddy don't teach you shit

Never let a man piss on your leg, son

Either you die right there or pop that man in the head, son

Never fall in the escort business, that's bad religion

Please remember, you could be a bitch even if you got bitches

Never code-switch, whether right or wrong, you a Black man

Even if it don't benefit your goals, do some push-ups, get some discipline

Don't cut them corners like your daddy did, fuck what Ozempic did

Don't pay to play with them Brazilians, get a gym membership

Understand, no throwin' rocks and hidin' hands, that's law

Don't be ashamed 'bout who you wit', that's how he treat your moms

Don't have a kid to hide a kid to hide again, be sure

Five percent will comprehend, but ninety-five is lost

Be proud of who you are, your strength come from within

Lotta superstars that's real, but your daddy ain't one of them

And you nothing like him, you'll carry yourself as king

Can't understand me right now? Just play this when you eighteen

[Verse 2]

Dear Sandra

Your son got some habits, I hope you don't undermine them

Especially with all the girls that's hurt inside this climate

You a woman, so you know how it feels to be in alignment

With emotion, hopin' a man can see you and not be blinded

Dear Dennis, you gave birth to a master manipulator

Even usin' you to prove who he is is a huge favor

I think you should ask for more paper, and more paper

And more, uh, more paper

I'm blamin' you for all his gamblin' addictions

Psychopath intuition, the man that like to play victim

You raised a horrible fuckin' person, the nerve of you, Dennis

Sandra, sit down, what I'm about to say is heavy, now listen

Mm-mm, your son's a sick man with sick thoughts, I think niggas like him should die

Him and Weinstein should get fucked up in a cell for the rest they life

He hates Black women, hypersexualizes 'em with kinks of a nympho fetish

Grew facial hair because he understood bein' a beard just fit him better

He got sex offenders on ho-VO that he keep on a monthly allowance

A child should never be compromised and he keepin' his child around them

And we gotta raise our daughters knowin' there's predators like him lurkin'

Fuck a rap battle, he should die so all of these women can live with a purpose

I been in this industry twelve years, I'ma tell y'all one lil' secret

It's some weird shit goin' on and some of these artists be here to police it

They be streamlinin' victims all inside of they home and callin' 'em Tinder

Then leak videos of themselves to further push their agendas

To any woman that be playin' his music, know that you're playin' your sister

Or better, you're sellin' your niece, to the weirdos, not the good ones

Katt Williams said, "Get you the truth," so I'ma get mines

The Embassy 'bout to get raided, too, it's only a matter of time

Ayy, LeBron, keep the family away, hey, Curry, keep the family away

To anybody that embody the love for they kids, keep the family away

They lookin' at you too if you standin' by him, keep the family away

I'm lookin' to shoot through any pervert that lives, keep the family safe

[Verse 3]

Dear baby girl

I'm sorry that your father not active inside your world

He don't commit to much but his music, yeah, that's for sure

He a narcissist, misogynist, livin' inside his songs

Try destroy families rather than takin' care of his own

Should be teachin' you time tables or watchin' Frozen with you

Or at your eleventh birthday, singin' poems with you

Instead, he be in Turks, payin' for sex and poppin' Percs, examples that you don't deserve

I wanna tell you that you're loved, you're brave, you're kind

You got a gift to change the world, and could change your father's mind

'Cause our children is the future, but he lives inside confusion

Money's always been illusion, but that's the life he's used to

His father prolly didn't claim him neither

History do repeats itself, sometimes it don't need a reason

But I would like to say it's not your fault that he's hidin' another child

Give him grace, this the reason I made Mr. Morale

So our babies like you can cope later

Give you some confidence to go through somethin', it's hope later

I never wanna hear you chase a man 'cause his failed behavior

Sittin' in the club with sugar daddies for validation

You need to know that love is eternity and trumps all pain

I'll tell you who your father is, just play this song when it rains

Yes, he's a hitmaker, songwriter, superstar, right

And a fuckin' deadbeat that should never say "more life"

Meet the Grahams

[Verse 4]

Dear Aubrey

I know you probably thinkin' I wanted to crash your party

But truthfully, I don't have a hatin' bone in my body

This supposed to be a good exhibition within the game

But you fucked up the moment you called out my family's name

Why you had to stoop so low to discredit some decent people?

Guess integrity is lost when the metaphors doesn't reach you

And I like to understand 'cause your house was never a home

Thirty-seven, but you showin' up as a seven-year-old

You got gamblin' problems, drinkin' problems, pill-poppin' and spendin' problems

Bad with money, whorehouse

Solicitin' women problems, therapy's a lovely start

But I suggest some ayahuasca, strip the ego from the bottom

I try to empathize with you 'cause I know that you ain't been through nothin'

Crave entitlement, but wanna be liked so bad that it's puzzlin'

No dominance, let's recap moments when you didn't fit in

No secret handshakes with your friend

No cultural cachet to binge, just disrespectin' your mother

Identity's on the fence, don't know which family will love ya

The skin that you livin' in is compromised in personas

Can't channel your masculine even when standin' next to a woman

You a body shamer, you gon' hide them baby mamas, ain't ya?

You embarrassed of 'em, that's not right, that ain't how mama raised us

Take that mask off, I wanna see what's under them achievements

Why believe you? You never gave us nothin' to believe in

'Cause you lied about religious views, you lied about your surgery

You lied about your accent and your past tense, all is perjury

You lied about your ghostwriters, you lied about your crew members

They all pussy, you lied on 'em, I know they all got you in 'em

You lied about your son, you lied about your daughter, huh

You lied about them other kids that's out there hopin' that you come

You lied about the only artist that can offer you some help

Fuck a rap battle, this a long life battle with yourself

Yeah Drake is done ATP just hang it up dude you’re better off doing mainstream pop rap or something

[sleepingnova]

Resiliency

Pairing: Ray x fem! black! reader

Summary: it's the summer of 1996, and Los Angeles is all the rage. Living life and maybe, you'll have some friends to enjoy the ride of life with.

I have such a brainrot for this movie omg I love this movie, it's so good. I actually wanna get back into writing fr, so send asks guys !!

As always, likes and reblog are appreciated, mwah mwah mwah <3

Working at the local corner store, it's always some sort of racket outside. Loud chattering every day. Yelling and screaming from the store manager for whoever's outside to get away.

“man come on, we ain't even doing nothing for real! we just chillin’!” someone's voice rings out from outside, followed by the store manager. Rolling your eyes, you walk out, seeing your manager walking away and down the street.

“fuck. shit, what the fuck is his problem?” a curly haired boy rings out, drinking from what looked like a jug of water.

“sorry about him. he's just not used to a bunch of noise everyday. neither am I, to be honest.” your voice rings out, honey sweet and kind.

“damn, you kinda fine. you wanna see sumn?” the same boy rings out, his eyes hooded.

“fuckshit, shut up. damn. you'll have to excuse my friend here.” a black boy politely says, looking you up and down respectfully.

“wow, you are really pretty. I— woah!” a younger boy says, tripping over your skateboard. you act quick, catching him and helping him back up.

“Be careful sunburn. who the hell puts a random skateboard in the middle of the sidewalk anyway, right? I mean, just dumb,” the dark-skinned boy looks at you, a little dazed at your beauty. “ray. I-I’m Ray, nice to meet you.”

You smile, as a car comes up to you, catcalling you, telling you to ‘bring that ass here’.

“Yo, you know that fool?” Ray looks back and forth from you and the car.

“Yeah, he's my ex boyfriend. Won't leave me alone.” You smile at him, the car getting closer, the profanities getting more and more grotesque. “guess I should get going. I'll, uh.. see you around, Ray, right?” You pick up the skateboard, starting to walk as you walk away.

“Yeah. Wait, yo, what's ya name?” Ray yells down the sidewalk as you start to run, hopping on your skateboard in the distance.

“It’s whateva you want it to be, baby!” You yell back, turning the corner to get away from the car that's gaining on you. You run, running until it starts to hurt, seeing your house in sight. Going in your house, you watch at your window for the car to drive past, sighing as it finally does.

Over the next few days, your boyfriend— or well, ex, has been tannin’ your hide. It's up whenever he sees you outside. You've been getting a few hits in, but you're a heavy hitter, so he looks worse than you. Running from your ex again, you run into the skateboard shop, not expecting to see Ray.

“Yo, ain't that the chick from the other day? The one that had Ray all blushin’?” A kid asks, apparently called Ruben, followed by a ‘black people can blush?’ by someone, who they all seem to call “fourth grade”. You and Ray exchange a glance, but even though you're out of breath, you defo have time to pull a ‘is this nigga serious?’ look at him, before putting your hands on your knees, panting, your face flushed from the heat outside.

“Yo, you breathing like you just got fucked, calm down.” Ruben laughs, lighting a cigarette.

“Shut up, Ruben. Hey, you okay? I still ain't got your name from the other day.” Ray jokes, helping you over to the couch.

You wheeze, taking your jacket off, wincing as dark bruises and scars paint against your brown skin.

“Need you to hide me.. please. My ex— he's..he's coming and he's gonna beat my ass.” You pant, Ray nodding, looking at everyone else. Just as he starts to speak, your ex comes busting through the door. Ray and fuckshit block him, taunting him as he stares you down. They eventually get him away and out of the store, leaving you a mess.

“That was dope as hell, not gonna lie. You was all starin’ him down like ‘yeah, nigga I got the juice now. what's up?’ even though you look really bad.” fuckshit comments, Ray looking at you with concern.

“He did all that? Yo, he's a pussy, man, beating on a woman like that,” Ray tilts his head, pointing up and down. “ay, you finna roll with us from now on.”

“You got bitched. Why you ain't fight back?” Ruben laughs, sunburn and fourth grade looking at him with a side eye.

“Shut up, Ruben. You suck, nigga. Real shit, are you okay? Come on, go into the bathroom, you bleeding through your shirt.” Ray helps you up and into the bathroom.

Closing the door, you're pressed against the sink as Ray tries his best to help you.

“Where're you from, again? Remember you said we was too loud. Y'know, cause you aren't used to all the noise where you're from,” Ray asks, his hands around your hips, trying to lift you. “sorry, where are my manners? can I? need you to jump, so you can sit on the sink.” He asks, you mumbling a ‘mhm.’ before lifting you onto the sink, his hand lifting up your shirt to see your whole stomach area covered in blood and sweat.

“m from the east side.” you mumble, blushing from being so close to him.

As he finishes cleaning as best he can and putting a bandage on your stomach, he helps you down with a smile.

After a while, after adopting the name ‘babydoll’ or doll or sweets, or honey, and after fighting with your parents so much about the friends you hang with and finally getting your ex to leave you alone, it brings you to here— waking up in the hospital bed, after apparently being asleep for 3 and a half days from the accident, extremely drowsy as Ray and the others come in your room, Stevie sitting on your bed, facing you.

“Hey, sunny baby, thought you couldn't be out the bed?” you slur, still on all of the painkillers.

“Convinced them to let me out my room.” Stevie shrugs, drinking a carton of orange juice.

“How you feeling?” Ray grabs at your file, looking over all your injuries as you groan, collective gasps and ‘damn’s come out of everyone's mouth.

“Everything hurts. All the bruises n stuff don't help neither.” You groan, not moving.

“One thing's for sure; you're resilient. I like that about you. Get some rest. I'll be here, babydoll,” Ray hugs you, kissing your cheek, followed by all of them snuggling up next to you. “we all will. for real.”

[smutgalour]

Donnie x black plus size reader

He was in the lab all day and it was kinda getting on your nerves but you didn't day anything about. Around 3 pm you walk into his lab and say "baby you wanna watch a movie" "sure I just got to fix something a I will be all your can we watch the movie around 12" "ok" this was great cause you had a plan up your sleeves for him leaving you alone all day.

You made dinner for the rest of the boys some Mac and cheese,yellow rice and beans with some corn after a while everyone went to sleep or so you guys though as you put f/m on you are leaning on him you start to drag your hand up his leg close to his crotch he jumped a little bit and look3d at you. You continue to watch the movie then you drop to your knees and pull his pants take out that 12 inch dick and start sucking the best you can now while all of this is going Donnie is a fucking mess moaning mad loud but it wasn't like you were gonna stop him you guys didn't realize his siblings coming out from how loud he was leo says " damnnn I didn't know y/n did it like that look at him" (head tilted so far back it's about to roll off moaning your name over and over again like a chant) Ralph says " yea she is giving it to him good I thought she was mad at him did you not see how she acted all day?"" I guess that's what that nigga get for being werid" " well shit I wish I had that" they are just standing there and you guys didn't even notice

You don't let him finish but bring him to the edge at couple times after the 5th time he was about to bust you just hop on his dick and start bouncing he grabs yo big ass tities and just hold them " fuuuck yy/nn plzz let me cum all fucking ready" you grab his face and say " idk who you talking to but you will cum when I fucking say so you get that nigga" he looks you dead in your eyes as you eyes are rolling back once you are right there" cum with me pllzzz" that's once he bust slouching in the couch.

You get up naked and are getting ready to clean him up when you see hus siblings lookin at you " omg what tf are you guys doing up leo says" week we couldn't sleep with how loud Donnie was" Ralph says "yea it seems you were really giving it him good" Donnie says "baby you ok over there?"" Yea I am coming give me a second" " go to sleep we will talk about this in the morning "

Sorry I haven't been posting I just don't be feeling motivated

should i post more of these let me know

[theuniverseawakens347]

it’s absolutely mind blowing …ur telling people that off of MY COOCHIE PIX TO MY BOYFRIEND JUSTIN IFWE THE ONLY PERSON I SENT IT TO…and DID NOT TELL TO SHARE W THE WORLD…that I got all these girls into exploiting themselves …🤔 SOUNDS LIKE A FAILED PARENTS BLAME SHIFTING BC WTF THE FUCK LEE.

Nora smith IVE NOT HEARD OF UNTIL THIS FUCKING YR..SO HOW SWAY?? I GOT FRIENDS IN THE INDUSTRY BUT NEVER HUNG OUT W THEM… MY PAGES ON INSTAGRAM AT INDIA LOVE WHO STALKED ME BEHIND CLOSED DOORS N COI ALL SAY THEY WANA BE LIKE ME…BUT I AINT TALK TO THEM BITCHES. CRAZY I AINT KNOW BITCHES SORRY GIRLS SEEN. Y COOCHIE AS WAS LIKE “ omg THATS THE thing to do..” I WAS LOOKING AT INDIA LOVE AT 16 ..ROLE MODELING AFTER HER AND. RYSTAL WHILE FUCKING DATING PRESTON TAKING ME AROUND HIS GROWN ASS MEN FRIENDS AND FUCKING ME ON SHOW…

Dude really. GROW UP AND FUCKING ADMIT UR A LYING SAC OF DELUSIONAL SHIT. KEVIN SPACEY IS ADMITTING GUILT OF SEEING LIKING AND PASSING IT FOR ADVANCES AND TRYING TO GET AT ME TO SLEEP W ME. AT DAVE SMURTHWAISTE…PLANNED W PRESTON AND GETTING ME TO DOUG AND SANDRA BERGERON WHEN I BECAME “LEGAL” AT 18 …CAUSE NO ONE WAS TAKING ME AT 16 w Preston… ALSO I BROKE UP W HIM AFTER OUR ALASKA CRUZE SHERE BILL ALREADY SENT TO THE KIDS ON THE CRUSE TO SOCILITIC SLEEPING WITH ME … IE AGAIN REVENGE PORN BY JUSTIN FOR BREAKING UP W HIM AT HOWARD OVER HEARING ME ON THE PHONE W HIM IN THE BLUE ROOM TELLING HIM TO LEAVE ME ALONE WERE DONE AND HOWARD TAKING THENPHONE SAYING..LEAVE MY DAUGHTER ALONE AND THE. BOOM RANDOMLY FUCKING SHOWS UP AT MY HOUSE 2/3 DAYS AND AGAIN W TASHA I BREAK UP WITH HIM AND LET HIM KNOW HIS DAD NEEDS TO COME PICK HIM UP CAUSE WTF MY NIGGA DIDNT NO BODY INVITE YOU … 🤯 DAVINA HE WAS CHEATING ON ME WITH SENT IT BC I SAID I WAS GOING TO BEAT HER ASS ..WHICH I NEVER DID SAY I SAID I WAS GOING TO FUCK JUSTIN UP FOR CHEATING THE “LAST TWO WEKS” of us AT MACKENZIE SEEN IT SHOWED EVAN TRIED TO GET HIM TO GET A 3 Sum w me AT DUMBASS BITCH FOR TRYING TO JUMP ME AT 18/19 CAUSE I TOLD HER WHILE DATING JUSTIN ITS WEIRD YOU GOTTA PHOTOSHOP YAL TOGETHER BUT ME N HIM BE TOGETHER NOT KNOWING HE WAS ONLINE DATING HER TIL ME N HIM BROKE UP … MEGAN DIVINE SEEN IT PASSED IT FOR HER USC ENTRANCE …AT WHATEVER MOM THAT WAS WHO GOT TRIALS AND JAIL TIME FOR THE USC KIDS TUITION .. AGAIN INTUITION BEEN TRYING TO WARN ME LIKE LEXIS DEATH MY BODY JUST KNOWS THINGS WHEN SHITS WEIRD BUT YOU CANNOT FUCKING GROW MUCH IN THE ENVIRONMENT THAT HURTS YOU WHICH IVE PUT AND SHOWN EXPLICITLY ON MY FUCKING BLOG. AND THE SECOND I GET AWAY FROM THE TRAUAMA KILLING ME AND IM ON MY OWN I HAD SOOOOOO MUCH TRAUMA RELEASE GROWTH AND SPIRITUAL FOOTWORK FOUND N STEPPED INTO MY WHOLE COSMIC DESTINY ….AND THEN BOOOM I MAKE FUCKING STRIDES ON MY OWN …NO ONE SAID PERFECT BUT A HELL OF A LOT BETTER THAN WHAT I CAME FROM…THOSE SAME FUCKERS COME RUNNING BACK IN AND TRAPPING ME 🖕 HOWrd AND BEN FEELING THEY SHOULD HAVE JUST POPED UP ON ME AND HANDED ME BACK TO BEN / TAKEN ME WHEN THEY HAD THE CHANCE TO MY RIGHTFUL PLACE TO BE HOWARD NOV 9th VACCINE SHOULD HAVE JUST HANDED ME OVER TO THE AUTHORITIES AND ADMITTED PERJURY FUCKING THEN INSTEAD OF DOING THIS WHOLE FUCKING ..” we WANA show you how strong you are and WHAT ELSE BS HAS BEEN DONE IN YOUR NAME” 8 month journey …THE FIRST ONE NEVER COMPLETED YAL WANTED TO FINISH IT NOW …I’m fucking over and tired and done. DAE SHUT THE LITERAL FUCK UP. YOU GOT MY FUCKING NUDES AFTER THE MILITARY OR AFTER SAID YOU FUCKED ME N SOME MORE WEIRD SHIT. ILL TAKE BACK U HAVING AIDS WHEN YOUNADMIT BUT YOU DID RAPE LAUREN AND YOU DO HAVE STDS 🖕ALISSA SEEN N PASSED IT FOR HER MOMS APARTMENT DURING COLLEGE THEN FURTHER THE SPIRITUAL BULLSHIT “had I known I wouldn’t have” THE ISSUE IS YOU FUCKING DID FOR SOME EASY FUCKING MONEY THEN CALLED ME CRAZY WHEN INWANTED TO TALK AND TOOK ANOTHER PAYOUT TO NOT TALK. FUCK THAT. FEDERAL for extortion FOR THOSE WHO WILLINGLY PARTOOK THEN PULLED THE “Amanda bones” card on me ✌️

[babyjoysdiary]

Knew him for like two weeks and first slept with him after knowing him a day and with my best friend. He was in his phone the whole time. Skip forward to today where he called me a psycho after being upset because he said he was gonna call me and didn’t. He also said he was gonna call his sister to beat my ass and he knew he never should have slept with me. Whenever we hung out he mostly left me in a room by myself and he got rats. So why am I lowkey heartbroken? 1. This story alone should have told you I was pathetic 2. He a church therapist. Omg more pathetic. 3. He always cooked for me and was seemingly cool with my weirdness and says he wanted me and that we were made for each other and gave me weed and told me he couldn’t wait to get to know me better so we could sleep together unprotected and before I left he would always kiss me in the top of the head

Anyway he recorded me sucking his dick full face and I’m worried about it. And him dumping me so quick, can’t be dumping it was two weeks of casual sex because I’m non-binary fr fr

I knew I was desperate partly because of all my friend break ups and housing issues. But since getting assisted by S. I’m 3 for 3 for hook ups DISCARDING me.

Since I don’t have a sexy body I really thought being FYCKING FANTASTIC in the bedroom would make ppl stay. NO. you porn star with the head and ugly….folks , NIGGAS in particular just know that mean you desperately want affection and been passed around and taught some tricks 😭 they will play nice, use you up, and toss you back

Lol anyway not me sneaking a pic almost done with the plate just for proof 😭

Why would he start cooking for me? Why would he look at me and just smile? That was torturous

[heavenlymisa]

his lil’ secret.

Erik “Killmonger” Stevens x Black!reader

warnings; this is f l u f f y- like, i got butterflies from reading my own stuff-

summary; “Killmonger” is a famous rapper that is known all around the world with a large fanbase. Almost everyone in his fanbase knows that he has a girlfriend, but doesn’t know what she looks like... until... 

an; this is my 100 followers special! whew chilleee- i didn’t think i would come this far, this fasstt- but enjoy!! <3

Erik Stevens, known as “Killmonger” is a famous rapper in the music industry. Not talking about the small ass concerts and shit like that. I’m talking about having concerts and being featured in songs with the biggest artists in the world. If you didn’t know who Killmonger was, you were either lying or smoking crack. His name was in everyone’s mouth and his songs were coming up in Top 10 lists.

You knew Erik right when he was getting his name up there. You met him at a cafe he went to for a meeting (he bumped into you and made some hot ass coffee spill on your white shirt. yes you were PISSED, but he took you on a shopping spree and spoiled your ass.). Since then, you two became the best of friends and turned into a cute ass couple. But just one tiny thing...

His fans didn’t know about you.

Throughout your relationship with you, not one photo containing you got to the public. No one in the base knew who you were, so they labeled you as, “Monger’s Girl.” 

Currently, you were laying down in both you and Erik’s bed and scrolled through instagram. You continued to scroll until you saw a notification pop up,

killmonger started a live video. Watch it before it ends!

So you clicked on it, and lo and behold, your fine ass boyfriend was in the living room, with his phone propped up against something and looking at the phone.

“Hey guys!” He said with a smile. ‘Gahh lee. That fine ass smile...’

“I’m just on here for a little bit.... I was bored so i figured, why not?” He started to look through the comments on his live.

“Now, you know good and well you finna be on here for like 3 hours. Aight, what you not finna do is come for me.” He said with a stifled laugh. Of course you could’ve just went downstairs, sat behind his phone and watched, but your body didn’t like that idea.

“Erik, where’s your girl? She’s just chillin’ in our bedroom. She might be sleep.. God, i hope she sleep. I’m ‘supposed’ to cook dinner tonight buuuttt.... my baby’s sleep.” He said with a toothy grin that was showing his grills.

You decided that you wanted to surprise Erik, since you were the one who wanted to keep your relationship a secret from the world, and comment something on the live.

���aht, aht! i’m not going to sleep unless you cook me them damn mozzarella sticks, nigga.’

You waited a couple of seconds until you see Erik on the live, wide eyed. By then, everyone was in the comments freaking out.

‘is that her??’

‘that’s erik’s girl?’

‘omg, plz tell me thats mongers girl.’

Erik laughed a little before responding, “Baybeee.. you know i don’t know how to make them...”

you responded back in the comments;

‘nigga if you don’t take your scrawny ass to that damn kitchen, read the instructions, and make them mozzarella sticks-’

Erik replied, “I know you didn’t just call me scrawny, ma.”

Right now, the chat was screaming now that they just found out who the mystery girl was.

“Ma, didn’t you say that you didn’t want people to find out about our relationship?”

‘i don’t want to be your secret no more, baby.’

After thirty seconds, Erik started grinning like his momma told him that he would get an ass whooping if he didn’t smile in the family photo. A couple of seconds later, you heard footsteps coming towards you fast. At first, your black instincts almost kicked in and you almost started running, but you realized that it was just your heavy footed boyfriend.

Erik sprinted into the room with his phone in his hand and still on insta-live. Erik tackled you on the bed and peppered your face with lots of short kisses. you giggled softly as you put your hands on his bare chest and pushed him away softly. Erik tumbled off of you and plopped on the bed, laying on his back with his phone facing himself, without you on the live video’s view.

“I finally get to show you who I’ve been spoiling for almost a year!” He said with a toothy grin on his face. “You guys don’t know how long this lil’ girl over here kept on saying how she doesn’t want to be in drama and shit like that, but now...”

He looked over to you, grinning with the camera still on only his face.

“I can show my babygirl off.” He said with his grin still glued on his face.

“Aww... Baby that’s so sweet..” You said with a similar gin as his.

You wrapped your left arm around him and burried your head into his neck so the camera wouldn’t see your face. You still had the live playing on your phone on a low volume, so you picked up your phone and took a peek at the comments.

‘her voice is sooo preetttyyy.’

‘damn, her side profile is f l a w l e s s df- 😳😳

‘damn, ma look like she be taking some good dick 💦’

‘wayamenet.... almost a year?! you’ve been hiding a goddess for almost a whole year from us?? niggas really aint shit 🙄’

‘damn, monger got a girl?? 😞’

‘this nigga knows how to keep a secret secret, damn. 👁-’

“okay, okay, okay i’ll show you guys her. Baby, you ready?”

You nodded in his neck while putting your phone on his nightstand which was oddly clean for some reason.

You turned your whole body towards the camera which was showing all of your face, and within fifteen seconds, the chat blew uP-

‘OMG SHES SO PRETTY WTF-’

‘LKNSAIOADIADAND GOD IS PICKING FAVORITES-’

‘GOD JUST GAVE ALL OF THE PRETTY TO HER- IT’S NOT FAIR-’

‘IF I HAD HER EYYYEESSSS-’

‘DROP THE SKIN CARE ROUTINE SUS-’ (cause 2020 is the year of cLEAR SKIN-)

‘I SWEAR TO GOD ERIK IF YOU BREAK UP WITH HER IM FIGHT YOUUU’

“Don’t worry, she isn’t going nowhere, and if she tried to leave, she knows that she’s coming riighhhtt back to her da-”

“ERIK-” You said while popping the side of his head.

“Sorry, ma...” Erik kissed your cheek. 

You rolled your eyes and got up to go downstairs to start on the mozzarella sticks that you told Erik to start cooking. 

“Ma, where you going?” Erik shouting from the bedroom.

“I’m cooking what I been told you to cook for a long ass time!” You replied as you took out the frozen mozzarella sticks.

“Awh, i’m sorry mamas!”

“You’re fine, baby!” Lies. You were gonna get his ass later. 

You preheated the oven to 450 degrees and placed the frozen mozzarella sticks on a oven safe container. While the oven was heating up, you decided to go back on Erik’s live and look at the comments.

“erik, she’s lying. she’s gonna whoop your ass when you stop the live 😭😭’

Damn, why do they gotta read you like a book like that??

‘bring her bacckkkk 😞’

‘if only you made them damn mozzarella sticks-’

‘lazy ass’

‘niggas these days 😣’

 After reading the comments, you smiled to yourself. Erik’s community really made you feel loved and accepted, which you didn’t really expect. But just as Erik told you when you two just started dating;

“My fans will love you! Mama, you just gotta be you and they will love you just as much as I do.”

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damn, i think that this should be a series!

i really enjoyed writing this and low-key wanna write more-

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[coconutsugacones]

BUGS BIRTHDAY "STASH"

san and I were cuddling on top of the couch, watching tiktoks and giggling, forgetting what personal space meant and then all of a sudden he He lifts up his white shirt off his body and came straight at my neck, attacking m with harsh hickeys

he took my shirt off and went lower and lower, kissing every inch of my skin. Normally I would have screamed at him to stop but these days my hormones have been acting on me and with all my emotions heightened, I start to enjoy it slightly moaning his name while my hans went up to his face he sliD my panties off and started slURPING up my insides like a slushie. It was when he started to suckk on my lil ball of nerves when the front door opened with an ASTrOmOnIcal Amount of force the door open bUrSt open and two clowns ran in. Two plump looking clowns in striped reD was all I saw for a few seconds in my aroused state. It was then I realised it was my two mates.

“just as it was getting good” i whispered to san as we tried to cover ourselves oP because we realized they we’re tryna film us to make a porno tape??. As Mals was trYnnA gesture at me to keep going, her clown nose detached off and rolled on to to sans ass.

mals tried to pick up her clown nose from sans ass but just ended up making it go further in his holé. "ahhh UhG" San let out a moan that I could only describe as something between an anime girl and a construction worker having a wank on his break.

now all 3 of us were gathered around sans ass, trying to get the clown nose outta his ass, we were working aT iT like a group of engineering students trying to fix a brokEn engine. Then rans had the absolutely thrilling idea of facetiming her bouyften Yuri for help getting it out. While I was trying my best to deter her away from that idea (cause hello that's mY BRO) San that mf spilled all his load on the couch

while ihu was busy trying to clean sans white mess up rans quickly called yuri up, knowing he had plently experiences with getting bALLs outta pacific holes

"yes it only works with strawberry ice-cream" we heard Yuri say. with that rans quicky went towards the fridge to look for the said icY GOodnESs. we were all confused with what yuri said, but at this point we were willing to try anYTHING to shimmy that ball out of there

"Shimmy yeah shimyy yeah shimmy yeah all allalassslll" San Started to sing. It was then rona’ came in with a bUCKet of the sweet stuff™���

She guided San to sit in the bucket and thanked the jeezis for his thin hips and snatched waist. The poor bOi was terrified as to why he was in this situation, calling for HOngJoon hyung even though he's hallways across the continent.

I was doing my best to comfort san, because even though he tried to play it off like it was cOOL*wink* i knew his ass was boutta freeze off

"okay next Yuri said we have to have one hand in the bucket with San" rans said "me MEEee" before I or anyone else could say anythinv, mals dunked her whole hands in.

mals instantly regretted dunking her hand in because it was colder than the mf nITROgen filled icecubes chan shoved up her vaheena the order day. Whilst mals was blowing on her hand as if THat will help we heard some pigeons from the balcony.

my whole face lit up when i realized my m8s were here for the rescue!

All three of us had the same idea and we ushered San in all his naked glory towards the balcony. "Okay San trust us this won't take long"

the pigeons gathered around san in a prayer circle and started chanting in some kinda weird oTher woRLDLY language that none of us had heard before. Slowly but surely the red nose started to slip out of san. This resulted in some ass simulations for the bOi and he stared get hard again, the moans now louder and echoing though the empty street

they all started to cheer clAP in joy, finally the ball was out! but wait what was that-

THE PIGEONS HAD ACCIDENTALLY SUMMONED SATURN 🪐

And there was Saturn! Makinb his way downtown.

san started whIMpering in fear as he didn’t want another ball anywhere nEaR his ass after that traumatizing incident. So we all headed back inside and the pigeon follows us in probably wanting a snack for their hard work. RAns wasnt having any of it and dragged each pigeon one by one by their wings outside and made them drink the now melted ice cream from the bucket.

ihus cancer ass didn’t want her m8s to be drinking anymore of her fiancés gREASE and led them into her bed to sleep, because after all without them san would prolly still have a ball in his ass. The pigeons were all drenched in the pink liquid but they all laid down on my bed like the good slavs they were. as i put the piegeons to resting, i realized we had to do suMN about this wandering satURN 🪐

I went out to sitting room to discuss what we should do about saturn and nealrh choked out sans cum from last night case there was saturn, leaning against the kitchen door just chilling on one leg

“sup ladies” saturn beybe-nim said with a wiNK as he started to hoP towards us

"soo I was thinkinnn" Saturn started with his gay ass voice as he sat down at our table and started helping himslef to sum mashuni and roshi. before saturn could help himself to more of MY food i was coming @ him but then san pushed me aside and started walkin towards sAturn, dick first, at full speed.

"Omg I totally forgot about sans demon kink!" Mals exclaimed taking out her camer and going behind the couch for that "angle" or watever..

san didn’t heard her aNd tRIPPED on the ground, dick in fULL erection and this was when Saturns gay ass Approached him to sing "hey I just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maybe" but san got propelled towards the ceiling from bouncing of top of dick

I had ENOUGH of him flirting with MY mans and went over there and slapped saturn across his smug face.

Saturn immediately burst into tears saying something about how "none of god's niggas can be gay in peace" but the real cAtASrophe was his tears were absolutely boiling hot and dissolving the living room rug

at that moment, san knew EXACTLY what he had to do before the whole place melted into nothing. He laid down in submission, ass up as mouth open for saturn-sunbaenims tears.

saturn immidiAtly stopped cRYING and came over and slAPPED sans ass, at this point we knew we were overpOwERED by saturn and had to let him have his way if we wanted to live.

Even though I would have never been okay with it I decided to let Saturn have a quickie with my mans.this whole thing was unfair and it was supposed to be MY bIrdthay.

My girlies were comforting me and all of a sudden saturn peeled his face off to reveal he was acTUALLY WOOYOUNG all along and said “no homo bro”

"wOOOYOJnG I'm AbOUTTA KILL YOu" I screamed while going after him with ae fruit knife.

then san turned towards me and repeated a quote by the god herself “it’s not cheating if it’s your soulmate”

At This point i had had enough and scrmead at EvErONe to leave so I can go back to my room and chill in the AC with my pink m8s

while i was having some time with the m8s I realized it wasn’t really sans fault, and he only did it to save all of us. Wooyoung was to blame! did he think this was funny to do on my special day?? me and the m8s were discussing a plan to prAnK him bacc. I knew San and all of the clowns were taking refuge in my parents room so I headed there

when i went in i looked around and didn’t see anyone?? was i blind? I could’ve sworn i heard them in there. Then I went to the balcony and saw rans giving wooyoung the actUAl devil a blowjob so I quickly turned around and saw San and mols on top of the ceiling fan.

this made me even more mad! before i could address any of the problems that were going on my m8s quickly flew in to coMMeNse THe plAn. They grabbed onto wooyoung and started flyING him out of the house as fast as they could and I turned to him and said “if you wanna be saturn so bad go live in space”

My m8s unbottomed his shirt and started to fly him out almsot naked. I laughed to myslef cause he'd be having his purple nips out for the public to see. everyone stopped doing what they were doin and came out to thr balcony to see wooyoung being launched into space. But I wasn’t done with them yet! rans was cheating on yuri, san kinda cheated on me but not really? and mols probably invoted wooyOUNg here in yhe forst place.

I called for a group gathering and picked up the melted ice-cream goo with all my might and threw it on towards the traitors.

they finally got what they deserved! or did they? I looked at them and realized they were kinda elEcTRICUTING?? what the actual fuck they weren’t my friends this whole time but ROBOTS.

I gasped and took a step back in disbelief. Were they the AI robots KQ sEan kIm-nim talked about? But how did he actually manage to make and send them here?

i was so relieved but scared at the same time, at least it wasn’t my friends doing all of theese shenanigans but where were my ACTUAL frens.

The robots were now going going haywire in my living room and I was left to my own devices (literally) to clean it up and somehow get rid of them before my parents cake back.I concentrated all my negative energy on them and actually managed to throw them out of the balcony

They landed on the street and dissipated into thin air. I heard a loud elphephantd noise and looked up to see balcony San but now he looks even more like real San!

every thing was such a mess and i knew I couldn’t do it alone so i called him over to help me clean up and maybe sneak out to fiNd my real frens after that

He did a lil salute and ran straight to my house. I was extremely glads that he didn't reject me but honestly thou I did my hair the night before and was feeling like a bOUjee bitch WHo COULD deNy Me AAhA

we quickly cleaned up and went to look for the huMAN m8s

Whilst we were walking his hand slowly slipped into mine and I almost gagged on mylsef.

then I remembered sAN and how dissapeted he would be and sadly broUGHT ma hans back to myself and went aloNG. Balcony San started talking bout how he was a new trainee ata Japanese company-

we wandered along to this dark, kinda scary lookin hALL? all the lights were off and I couldn’t see anything. My clumoy ass slipped in the shiny tiles and balcony chan was too busy talking about CoLOr changing pigeons to notice it

as i helped myself up, balcony san pushed me into this bALL piT and all the lights turned on! then i saw my m8s and as i was gonna run towards them to hUg them i realized they decorated the whole place for ma borthday!!.my HUMAN m8s, rona, mols and sAN that is akakka

There was this huge redvelvet cake and a small lil stage to the side. When the stage lightings cam on I SAW MF Ikon and they started singing their songs but rock version with AcTUAl live drums and guitars. then all of the ateez members also came up from backstage and they all started singing together. San gestured atme to come up

Ateeze and ikom collabed to make me a birthday ballad song and I was fully bawling my eyes out while stuffing the caked in. From the corners of my eyes j saw rans and mals having a swimming battle on the marbled tiles.

i brought them all in for a group hug, even wet ol rans and mols and i thanked them for this amazing gift! this shore was a birthday to remember

[starora]

Watch "That's So Raven (Season 1) Funniest Moments" on YouTube

no way omg so thats mean i should keep going kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. I think im more like rachel or eddy

I saw this today in office

😍😍 atleast they had fun i had good laugh today 😂 im glad they had fun good convo together 💜💜💜 they're so funny :'):'):')... why do we have to work at that place again??? i will never know. also they both are anak ke-3 😭 like my sis fai 😔. meanwhile, im enjoying doing my work while watching brooklyn99 and then i told ika to watch something while doing her work and told memy to bring earpiece or headset because when i was alone last time around on 18 to 19 june, theres 2 drafters and 1 admin. ugh and i had to sit near the fucking glass door so ofcourse shes being loud as fuck by singing out loud as fuck like i know why because shes stressed out had to layan people blablableugh but atleast go watch the fucking korean drama that she did when i was there in june and the stewpid 2 dudes screaming well she scream first and then tgey scream back 🙄 (time ika and memy nada) also in ika first day lol this guy being all sasak with his stupid mouse eksen lah tu nak buat ika mental and then the other guy i thought he was nice but then he keep saying "*burp* ugh so slow" lol bITCH stfu. andang bisdorang ani pesennya sasak kah? gitau ja kamu nda sukaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I need to know how life in the office looks like i cant wait to watch netflix yes in the office while doing work i dont care thats what these niggas did to me on my first day aint so respectful so iya im gonna go watch netflix while doing work. memy also had to sing out loud because of tht admin stress kali. I also start watching tv shows because this dude brought his daughter to work and shes watching tv and i feel like want to watch tv also. plus the drills downtairs are so annoying too. banyak noise pollution so~ I also watch youtube because ika was watching youtube also memy sometimes become the admin but she said they didnt add $ to her. Also they gave me wifi password and wifi thing on Ika's first day and then i had to ask ika about the wifi and then the sample that been given to me was whack. so ika get example from memy and thank god she also gave it to me and fuyo the example is far different man i was talking about draft.

oh my god shut the fuck up waman too bad ever heard of headsetphone🎧? nak dengar kami gossip le tew go drive a car maybe she want me to sing also hmmmmm

https://youtu.be/bg8NS6s0fkw

https://youtu.be/QC0acqbjizI

[jimins-melaninfilter]

🔥 PINK PANTHER 🔥

** SMUT WARNING **

After a long busy day at work Y/N just finished up the last bit of paper work for her annoying boss Mr.Scott .

Y/N : Ughh finally now he can get off my back about this damn work .

Y/N gets ups from her desk with a pile of papers and heads to her boss office

Y/N : *knocks on Mr.Scott office door * Hello Mr.Scott I’m finally done with everything you asked me to

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here you go .

Mr.Scott : Ahh yes thank you Y/N you know you’re my best worker in the office you’re really amazing you worked really hard go enjoy your weekend

Y/N : Thank you Mr.Scott I really appreciate that I will you enjoy yours as well

Y/n turns around and rolls her eyes while walking out Mr.Scotts office closing the door

Y/N : * starts mimicking Mr.Scott * Blah Blah anyways * Y/N cell phone starts ringing it’s her bestfriend Michelle *

Y/N : Hello

Michelle : Hey girl you off yet or you still being a lap dog for Mr.

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cott

Y/N : * starts laughing * I’m getting my stuff and leaving now and it’s Mr.Scott your crazy ass

Michelle : Girl you tryna

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hang and do something tonight

Y/N : And whats that ?

Michelle : GO TO THE PINK PANTHER BITCH DUH !!

Y/N : ahh I’m to tired I’ll see plus I don’t have nothing to wear

Michelle : Girl you say that boring ass excuse every weekend I’ll be to your house in about 15 mins so hurry up take a shower we are going to find you something to wear !

•

Clicks the phone hangs up *

Y/N : Hello ? Hello ? Ughh Crazy bitch Fine !!

•

Time skip to Y/Ns House *

Y/N : ughh my nice comfortable bed I should really get my ass up and get in the shower because 15 minutes for Michelle means 5 for me the girl drive like a bat out of hell

•

shower time *

Y/N : now I feel a lot better

•

knocking at door *

Y/N : nobody but Michelle * walking towards front door * Comingg

Michelle : Why you not dressed yet girl did you lay down first

Y/N : yes you know me to well , just sit right here and I’ll be ready in 5 mins

Michelle: yea sure grandma Daisy

Y/N : I am not a grandma shut up

Michelle : Hm whatever anyways whatchu got to eat in here * checks cabinets and fridge * just absolutely nothing that’s great girl you need to be in jail cause you aint got shit to eat what the hell you be doing ? starving your damn self ?

Y/N : No I don’t starve myself dumb ass I cook when I feel like it

Michelle: Ugh girl anyway

Y/N : I’m ready let’s go

Michelle: Finally lets go Miss Daisy so we can hurry up and find you something sexy

•

Time skip to the mall •

Michelle: oohh lets go in Agaci they got some cute ass clothes

Y/N : yess thats my favorite store lets hurry so we can go to the food court

Michelle: yea I bet you are hungry cause you aint got shit to eat in that house but crumbs and dust

Y/N : Girl shut up, I do got food it’s just i haven’t cooked it yet , but you wouldn’t know about that since all you do is burn ramen

Michelle: get out my business

•

both girls started laughing •

Michelle : Ouuu girl that rose gold dress is sexy as fuck hold it so you can try it on and this and this and this

Y/N : ok girl damn

Michelle : Oops Sorry

•

both girls start laughing •

Y/N : * stomach starts growling * Uhh * giggles * let’s just try these 5 dresses on

Michelle : Excuse me maam don’t be so rude umm , excuse me do you have any dressing rooms open ?

Store clerk: yes right this way

Y/N : thank you

Michelle : here call me if you need help

Y/N : Will do

•

Starts trying on clothes *

Y/N : ouu this fits nice but I really don’t like it

•

Next dress •

Y/N : Nope hate it

•

next dress •

Y/N : now this is the dress this is damn perfect ! And I have the perfect heels for it

•

Y/N picks the short skintight spaghetti straps that crosses in the back draw string on one side Rose Gold Dress

•

•

Y/N : Now let’s take this off so I won’t mess it up

•

Gets dress and exit dressing room •

Michelle : took you long enough and I’m shocked you didn’t call me

Y/N : I was fine anyway let’s go check out I’m starving

Michelle: Yea lets do that

•

leaving the store •

Y/N : So what are you wearing at the Pink Panther

Michelle: ouu girl I got this nice ass red dress with some cute ass black heels and my makeup is going to be hitting its going to be a sight for the boys

Y/N : ayeeee yess maam we definitely gonna bring life to the party I can’t wait can you do my makeup too ?

Michelle: you know I gotchu girl cause you need a man in your life all you do is work and go home do you even talk to niggas , no sneaky links , like damn you need to get back out there bestfriend you need to get them cheeks clapped for god sakes not a fuck buddy in sight just you and your damn cat

Y/N : Uhh you in my business , dont do that * starts laughing * anyways when I find someone again then I will right now I’m just chilling and leave my damn cat alone

Michelle: girl all I’m just saying is that that just chilling mess waits for nobody next thing you know yo ass just chilling in your damn rocking chair patting that damn cat and watching Golden Girls

Y/N : Aye bitch now wait cause aint nothing wrong with Golden Girls !

Michelle: I know it ain’t cause I watch a couple episodes here and there

•

Both girls start laughing again •

•

while walking to the food court Y/N kept hearing this laugh from somebody a happy cute laugh so she looked and she saw these 3 boys sitting at a table chatting and laughing

•

one of the boys caught her eye but she didn’t want to stare and make it obvious so she kept walking once Y/N and Michelle got their food they finally sat down and ate

Michelle: bitch this food was life a lady was hungry I don’t think I can get my ass up

Y/N : * laughing * you so damn extra this food was hitting but we do need to get up before we be sleeping at the damn mall cause they are about to close girl lets go .

•

time skip back to y/n house •

Michelle : Wheew bitch Ima take a nap before we start getting ready

Y/N : you know that don’t sound too bad I am a lil beat girl

Michelle : * snoring sounds *

Y/N : Ugh she get on my damn nerves

•

while Michelle was sleeping Y/N started to doze off as well but she couldn’t help to think about what Michelle was saying in the mall telling y/n to get back out there and have fun . Previously Y/N had bad luck with relationships and guys although her last fling wasn’t but 4 months ago so it wasn’t that long ago since she had sex or anything •

•

Alarm starts going off @10 pm •

Michelle: Ok bitch wake up lets get fine cut some music on lets go

Y/N : ouu you heard that new Megan

•

starts playing Megan the Stallion •

•

Time Skip to wear Y/N is putting on her dress and heels both girls are done getting ready •

Michelle: Ouuuu bitch now you know you know damn you aint got no business being this fine and I’m serious girl you look good

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Y/N : you see me bitch

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Bitch that red dress is cute as fuck omg we did a bomb ass job with everything we need to take pictures !

Michelle: a wise man once said A Beat Face starts a Case , Free The Titty Protect The City

Y/N : * starts laughing * Girl who the hell told you that crazy ass shit anyways lets go

•

Club time

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Purpleish Pink lights , Loud music playing and people everywhere •

Michelle: Girl this shit is hitting lets go get a drink and a booth

Y/N : Yes I need a good drink

•

while at the bar Y/N heard the same laugh from the mall earlier and thought is this the same guy Y/N turns around and sees a group of guys the same 3 dudes from the mall they just added 4 more

•

dudes to the group and she sees the same cute guy and they met eye to eye a cute , bunny smile bright eyed guy who was wearing some black pants , black shirt , black leather jacket and and some black shoes Y/N was staring so hard the guy winked at Y/N

Y/N : Girl dont look too fast but its 7 fine ass boys behind us and I caught one their attention and he winked at me

Michelle: omg bitch where

Y/N : behind us !

Michelle : do one of them got on all black

Y/N : yea and he got a cute bunny smile

Michelle: yea

Y/N : yes bitch thats them

Michelle: ouu girl they walking over here

Y/N : well bitch quick turnaround so staring

Michelle: okokok just act normal

•

the 7 boys walked to the bar where Y/N and Michelle were bunny guy leading the pack and approached Y/N

? : Excuse me maam I couldn’t help but to see you looking I think I saw you at the mall earlier

Y/N : uhh yea sorry I didn’t mean to stare , I think I saw you too

? : No its ok I dont mind I was staring back myself

Y/N : Ohh * starts laughing and playing with her hair *

? : I’m sorry I’m Jungkook and these are my friends Tae , Jimin , Hobi , Namjoon , Yoongi and Jin

Y/N : Well hello nice to meet you all I’m Y/N and this is my bestfriend Michelle

Michelle: Hey yall wassup nice to meet you all

•

Michelle and Tae had been blushing and smiling at each other for a while until Tae came and sat by Michelle at the bar •

Tae : can I buy you a drink or something

Michelle : Sure that would be nice thank you

Namjoon : Jungkook you should invite her over to our booth to sit and chill

Jin : Yea go back to our booth before it gets taken , Hobi do you want to dance I made some new dance moves

Hobi : Shit wassup I’m down

Jimin : I’m coming to watch you make a fool of yourself so I can laugh

Namjoon : Yea I think I’ll go to , Tae you coming? Tae , Tae

•

Tae wasn’t paying attention to anyone but Michelle they were flirting at the bar •

Tae : Huh ? No go ahead

Namjoon : * shakes his head * whatever , Yoongi ?

Yoongi : Yea I’m coming to watch ans make sure Jin doesn’t hurt his self you know how he is

Namjoon: Yea you do have a point

•

Y/N and Jungkook began laughing at Namjoon and then Jungkook turned to you and asked •

Jungkook: Do you want to come sit with me at the booth and we can get to know each other

Y/N : Yea let me let Michelle know

•

Y/N looks to the side and see that Michelle and Tae are too focused on each other that they not even paying attention so Y/N taps Michelle on the shoulder and says •

Y/N : sorry to interrupt but I’m going to go sit with Jungkook at the booth maybe y’all need to go sit and mingle in private to so y’all can get away from the bar

Tae : * looks at Michelle * how would you like to go sit at booth by ourselves * Smirking licking his lips with his glossy eyes *

[sleepyblackgrl-archive]

3 WILL BE FREE EP1

IT’S HERE, BITCHES! I’VE BEEN COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS SINCE I SAW THE VERY FIRST TRAILER/TEASER!! 

- I can already tell that this is shot beautifully. Just from the running scene in the beginning. - I don’t know who this is, but they are killing this little romper!! - WE SUPPORT SEX WORKERS!!  - I love Neo and romper queen. Have they said their name and I just missed it or has it not been said yet? - OMG! OMG!  - That little zoom in they did to Vanika’s face when Neo did the hip thing was so good. I don’t know why I liked that so much. - What song were they dancing too? That was a nice song! - Sugar?? Is Sugar romper queen? Because OMG, I love that name for them so much!! - Vanika’s makeup is so nice. Kudos to the makeup artist! - “Am I gonna get in trouble?” We love a bit of foreshadowing lmao. - OK, that was lowkey cute. Yes, I know, she cheating or whatever but still a cute scene. - Is Neo sleeping with Shin’s stepmom? That’s awkward... - So, we killing Shin’s daddy? We killing him lol. - OMG yes, please talk about how you would fuck your friend’s stepmom right in front of him. That’s so cute. - His friends did him dirty lmao.  - Aww Mew and her friend are cute!! - Please tell me she’s texting him all this on a burner phone? Please!  - I love how the minute he heard his friend was leaving he was like 

- Well, bitch you holding her up by talking!! - Where is her gun toting bf?? - So, is they gon die? Because I been sick of them!! - Noo, don’t yell at her!! - Mew when that white man hit on her 

- Damn, Neo why you gotta fuck her shit up like that? - Says the whore lmao. You got a whole sugar mama, baby.  - Me at Neo during this sanctimonious ass speech

- YES BITCH! YOU BETTER TELL HIM!! HE A WHOLE SUGAR BABY, COMING AT HER LIKE THAT!!  - Tell me that’s not the same dancer who was salty about Sugar liking Neo more.  - I love how he saw Mew and was immediately like 

- I just realized her top and her phone case match!!  - Mew at first 

Mew when James said 25000 baht 

- Wow, I’m gay lmao. - LMAO SHE SAID NANCY! I don’t know why that’s so funny to me!!  - See? You could’ve minded your business, sir.  - Ew he called her his property. I would’ve cheated too. He trash.  - I do agree that Vanika should go abroad. Since, her husband wants to murder her and all. - Smart girl. She got the evidence!! - Error 404 Wallet not found lmao. - NOOO SUGAR!! - Awww she gave him his wallet back! - I hope Vanika survives. I know she cheated(even though I think her husband being a crazy murderer invalidates that) but she doesn’t deserve to die. - The murderer did not just call her a slut. Everyone in this show needs to take a look in the mirror lol. - NIGGA, RUN! HE TAKING AGES TO SHOOT YOU!! GET UP!! - Damn, she didn’t deserve that. - So, he just gon shoot everyone??  - Major flashing lights trigger warning for the gogo bar scene in the last part. - SOMEONE. GET. THE. GUN!! - PLEASE SHOOT HIM!!  - HE JUMPSCARED ME!!

THIS WAS SO GOOD! I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT EPISODE!!

[sweetpeachjones]

You Made Ur Bed 8

Episode 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 , 6 , 7

A/N: excuse the typos and grammer, and curse me out later for making you wait so long

After the ceremony at Davida House

OMG Sean, you should have been there.Y/N  was there being a total slut damn near sucking this nigga dick-

She stopped in her tracks when Sean jerked up wiping his nose. Davida looked behind him, and all she could see was a mirror with two white powder lines and a playing card.

"Sean, I KNOW you aren't doing what I think your doing, I thought you quit that." "I did but I just don't it recreational, plus I'm bored as fuck." "Well, how but getting a job." "You know how hard it is for a felon to get one, they see that on my app and its, don't call us we'll call you' type bullshit." "But bae you can keep you from trying I'm mean I got my ticket, she exclaimed rubbing her stomach, you need to get yours, I don't need some sorry nigga eating off my plate." "The fuck you say, I wasn't any sorry nigga when I had you in the diamonds n furs, dripping sauce. Nigga gon for some time and bitches want to get amnesia. "Yeah well times have changed, she said getting up taking off her jewelry, you need to get it together and clean that shit up now!"

Sean angrily cleaned the mess up and walked out of the room slamming the door hard.

One week after the pool incident at Eriks house

You sprained your ankle and fractured your elbow and a laceration above your right eye. You had a cast on your ankle and the sling on right arm and stitches for your cut. Against your wishes, Erik insisted you stay to get better and even took off to nurse you. He has been waiting on hand and foot and doing the sweet thing like washing n oiling your hair and make sure your cast was dry as he gave you luxurious bubble baths and even carried you to the bathroom. But you knew Erik this is his whole game to get you to stay.

You sat in the bedroom on the bed fluff high on pillows while Erik was in the other room. You needed something on the dresser but you didn't want to bother Erik, plus he was smothering so you were going to take advantage of his absence. As you reached, you fell out bed with a loud thud. You never felt so helpless and began to weep. Erik ran upstairs to see you on the floor as he picked you up you start to get angry.

"Get the fuck away from me," you sobbed as tried your best to hit him in the chest.

"Girl wtf is wrong you!" "YOU, YOU THE FUCKING CAUSE FOR THIS!", pointing to the cast and moving the sling. "This is your fault because of your fucked up ego." "Well, I did think you would jump." You looked at him, and before you blew a gasket, you calmed down, "You know what, you said coolly if I didn't make it it would have been a lot better than to married to you." Erik looked you in the eyes hoping to see the humor, but you were dead serious. "You don't mean that Y/N." "Oh yes I do, this marriage has gone to hell. I don't know why I stayed this long with your cheating ass and constant lying. You think Davida was the only one, I knew about the others, I know when you were out fucking them hoes ERIK!. I'd find hints: the perfume, lipstick, the missing earring in your car. I noticed the way you shower, or you were smelling like a different, soap I don't even buy. I just let you do your thing as long as they never had the guts to step out place I was cool, cause at the end of the day you are going to do what you want to do and you were home every night mainly. But you started to get reckless and shit with Davida, so I figured you weren't giving a fuck anymore. And had the bitch calling the house and your fucking student at that! The fuck was you thinking; you were about to risk it all for some broad? Really?!

Erik looks away, before answering.

"She reminded me of you before you lost the baby. She had that happiness, that joy, that light you once had. We clicked like me, and you used to."

You rolled your eyes at his last statement. He continued.

"After the incident, you became bitter and once you started drinking you was like a shell. Like I understand she went, and nothing will bring her back, but you got to move on. It was never my intentions to get her pregnant we stopped after a few times then she tells me. I love you more than anything; I'll do whatever I can to right my wrongs. But I will be a father to my child."

"You wanna right your wrongs, grant me a divorce. Well split everything down the middle and keep control of our organizations."

"You sure you want that"

"Yes I can't keep going on like this, I love you, but I can't be in a marriage with you."

Erik looked deep in thought. He sighed, "Okay if that's what you want. I won't hold you back."

Next day at Davida's House

"So how far are you now?" Erik asked. I'm 35 weeks so our Lil boy will be here soon," Davida answered excitedly.

"Cool well when you are going on your next appointment I'll be there. I'll be over later to help set the crib and baby stuff."

"I need you to set up something in my bedroom," Davida answered back seductively.

Erik catching the hint but didn't feed into it, "yeah like I said I'll be over to put the BABY stuff up."

"Mhmm, well see you soon boo." "Don't call me that," and he hung up quickly.

Davida just laughed as she put her phone in the car seat as she pulled up her driveway. She parked the car and remembered she had to set a date in the phone at the same time entering her front door. She didn't notice the five large men sitting on her furniture. She looked up from her phone and grabbed her chest as fear and shock took over her whole body.

"Who are you and why the fuck are you in my house?!"

"Be cool sweetheart," the smaller of the five spoke. He physically fit but wasn't as buff as the others." I'm Mike Love and we just looking for ya boy Sean that's all."

"I don't know a Sean." "See, I'm trying to be a gentleman here but you're lying is going to turn this into an UGLY situation, and you don't want that." Mike said coolly as he walked towards her stroking Davida's cheek. "Now I'll never hit a lady especially a pregnant one, but I can't say the same for my guys. They weren't born with sense." "I don't know where he is I swear, I go to school and work part-time," he goes where he wants to, tears streaming down her face. "Shhhh it's okay love I believe you. But you tell Sean to get at me asap; I'd hate to come back here again and next it is not going to be as pleasant."

Mike turned to his goons and told them to leave and just like that they were gone. Davida ran to lock the door behind them and sunk to the floor a blubbering mess.

Four weeks later at the lawyer's office.

Well, I have to say this was the smoothest divorce ever an easy way to make my paycheck." Erik lawyer comments as he finalized the paperwork.

Erik and Y/N sat across from each other. Neither of them looked up as it was too sad to look each other in the eyes. Erik was the most hurt, he felt betrayed, he felt like he was trying and Y/n was giving up months of progress screwed up by two days. He couldn't fathom life without y/n she had been with him since day one, she believed in his projects, his dreams and wished he could have given her whatever she wanted. So he cheated little fuck up compare to the husband his friends were. Even in the pants suit, she was wearing she looked like a goddess and all he wanted to do to take her away forget all this drama and start over.

Y/n could feel Erik staring. After all these years he could still make her blood rush just by one look. She always loved Erik deeply but how many times can he spit in her face. Plus being careless enough to get someone pregnant, the audacity of it.

She felt a nudge pulling her out of her deep thoughts.

"What's that." "I said do you, and Mr. Stevens agree to the terms of the divorce?" My lawyer repeated. "Oh yeah, I'm good are you?", Y/n said finally looking up at Erik. He nodded, and we both signed the papers.

"Well that's it you two are no longer hitched. Haha, I must say I've done sooner if only my wife wouldn't take everything. Women right." He playfully nudged Erik and Erik only stared at him.

The lawyers began to leave the room and Erik, and y/n lingered in the room.

Well this is it, Erik said

Y/n leaned against the table arms folded

"I guess so huh." "I guess it wouldn't hurt to have a goodbye hug?" "No, it wouldn't."

Erik walked over in two strides stood in front of y/n and hugged her. He head protectively rested on top of hers as y/n slowly wrapped her arms around his chest. They stood like that for a minute until Erik kissed her forehead. Y/n leaned her head back some allowing Erik to kiss her nose; she leaned back until Erik pecked her lips. He pecked them again seeing as she didn't protest the first time. The third time he let his lips lingered as she kissed back. That's all he needed for confirmation. He gently grabbed her hair pulling her head back some allowing access to her neck. He kissed and sucked on her neck as if he was a vamp on his victim. They were too busy to hear the conversation of one the lawyers doubling back to find something. Once the door flew open, they immediately stop while Y/N's lawyer just stared as if they crazy, while Erik's lawyer smirk and closed the door.

Regaining common sense and more so embarrassed y/n pushed Erik back and fixed her shirt chastising herself while doing so. Erik just looked more frustrated as he fixed his coat. No words being said to each other as they head out of the office when they got to the elevators and stood on the opposite corners. Erik spoke first.

"Well, I hope we can friends after all this." "I don t know about that." "Aww come on y/n," he said walking towards her, "we have known each other for too long just to stop being each friend." "But u sneaky tho." Erik feined shock, "Me no," and he flashed those golden slugs and mischievous smile the y/n knew all too well. She laughed knowing this could be nice. "Yea whatever"

At Davida house two weeks back

Sean pulls in the driveway days after disappearing. Davida was waiting on him. Sean thought he could sneak through the patio. As soon he turned on the lights a glass cup was hurled at him, but he dodged it quickly.

"What the fuck." : What the fuck is right where have you been?!" Davida mocked furiously.

"I had some moves to do." "Liar u smell clean as fuck, so been u at somebody house, but I don't care who is Mike love and why the FUCK was he in MY house.

Sean's hearts stop. That's one name he did not want hear.

What did you say Nigga you heard me who is Mike Davida listens, Sean grabbed hold of her shoulders. I pissed off some significant and dangerous people, and for your safety and mine, I should not be here. Damn right u shouldn't, niggas come up in here seven deep, just what the fuck did you do? You remember Physco from our old neighborhood? You mean walk around with a machete in broad daylight Physco, him?! Yea well I had an opportunity to blame something on his baby brother in jail. I didnt know they were related, but word got around and by that time I was long gone.  

Feeling like an ass, Davida felt more sympathy for Sean. All this time she was hard, and he had a deathwish looming. She knew what he was up against and Physco was the type he wasn't gonna stop til there was blood.

Well, here I got some money n take my car. Take your car?! Yes, take it, ill tell Erik it was stolen n ill get another besides your safety is important to me. Ok but id have to go tonight. Tonight?! Yeah Davida sucked her teeth fine She went upstairs to her safe, put the code in pulled out 30,000 her women intuition was screaming "heffa are you crazy," but her heart wanted him to be safe. She wanted to travel with him, but the dangers that followed were enough to keep her back. She put the money in a crown royal bag along with the keys to her car and the passport and falsified documents that he asked him to do a while back when he was job hunting. She ran back down and gave it to Sean. He looked apologetically as he was taking away from a pregnant woman, sensing his hesitation she spoke. Please take it and when you get to a safe place ill come.

They embrace in what seems like the worlds longest kiss. Sean rushed out to the garage. Once he cranked the car and sped down the block, he never noticed the black Lambo following him. As the road twist and turned the car behind never missed a beat, and since they were the only two on the road, it was hard to lose them on a one-way street. Sean knew exactly who it was and turned off into the woods. Once he got deep enough, he turned the car off and lit a cigarette. Now or never he thought. As the Lambo neared the headlights nearly blinded him in the rearview mirror. He took his last drag as the passenger door to the Lambo opened up. Out stood Mike and Sean opened his door. The two men walked to each other and embraced in a lovers kiss! The tongue kiss was so explicit that the guard in the car started to get a little uncomfortable.

Omg bae I missed you, Mike said So have I, Sean replied So did u get the documents, Mike asked Of course, plus she gave me the car, you must scare the crap out of her. Well, I had to sell it. Breaking into her house, in that neighborhood, with five niggas was hard as hell. But worth it now that got my baby back. Let's go Paris awaits. Well what can we do car Either take it with us or better yet torch it, makes it more believable something happens to you. But she gave me this car Mike was getting slightly jealous, "And!?" Well I just don't want to torch it "Fuck that I'll take care of it," Mike walked towards the guard in his car mumbling, "Nigga act like he still loves the bitch or something!" "Hey!" motioning towards the guard. " I want to get rid of this car I don't care what you do I don't want to see it my sight again. SEAN!! let's go!"

The guard got out, and Mike and Sean got in the Lambo and drove off. The guard was left by himself in the car.

"Shit nigga crazy as hell baby mama bout to get a new whip!"

Present Day (After the Erik's and Y/N divorce agreement)

So your car was stolen?" Erik asked in disbelief as he works putting up the baby's crib and other items as Davida told her story sitting in a rocking chair. Erik made sure she didnt lift a finger, and she enjoyed every minute of it.

Yes, would you believe, right in my friend's neighborhood, I had to take an Uber home? I knew I should have stayed my ass home, told that girl to move out the projects.

Well, luckily you and the baby are safe. Ill hook you up I got a cousin who works for Honda.

Honda? The fuck! Do you want your baby mother and your heir riding around in some raggedy Honda? Because if I pulled child support, I can afford more.

It will be a current year! he pleaded. She stared at him motherfuckerly.

Alright, what you want? he asked

Momma wants a Benz!

Momma gonna have to clap them cheeks and suck a mean dick, and I mean to make that shit disappear for a Benz.

Aint like I done it before, Davida laughed, so how your wife anyway

Don't worry about her; he said what quick attitude.

Damn alright, I got to go to the bathroom, help me up these damn cramps killing me.

Cramps! What do you mean you in labor?

Not till the water breaks

As soon as she stood up she felt another cramp not so intense but bad enough to double over, Erik kept her steady.

I think we should go, do you have your things packed?

Yea in the downstairs closet in the foyer

Erik went to retrieve the bag as Davida wobbled to the restroom. She felt pressure and pushed thinking it was #2 when she got up she almost fainted at sight.

ERIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Man Up Part 3

Hey y’all! Sorry it took this long for this part! But I’m here, that counts right? I didn’t proofread cause I’m lazy. This one is short cause I just wanted to post something, also if you want to be untagged lmk, I tagged everyone from previous parts.

Pairing: OBJ x BLACK Reader

Warnings: Cussing, a SAD attempt at SMUT

*Saturday Morning*

You woke up to a text from Odell…….

“I have a car in LA so you don’t have to pick me up. I’ll be on my way to you as soon as I land”

That was was 2 ½ hours ago so you didn’t have much time till you’d be getting that “Otw” text, luckily you didn’t have much to do except for getting dressed. You opt to wear something simple, white crop top with gray biker shorts. You throw your hair up in a messy bun and wait for him to get to your place.

*45 Minutes later*

You get up and pause Netflix when you hear you’re buzzer. “Who is it?” “Excuse me Miss, I’m looking for a young lady with a big booty, average height,and nice smile and she might be wearing a wig, her hair is kinda hit or miss, did I mention the big booty?” “Maybe you should be looking somewhere else if all she has to offer is a big booty” you say into the speaker. “Did I mention she had sparkling brown eyes ?” “Really Odell?” You buzz him in and wait outside your door for him to get off the elevator and after a few minutes you see him walking towards you down the hallway. “You pack light for a weekend in LA” “Don’t judge, I’m a simple man” “A simple man with Gucci luggage and a Rolex, makes sense” You go in for a hug, but he goes in for a kiss and picks you up by the back of your knees in the process. He walks you two into your place still carrying you AND his bag, (why didn’t you snatch a strong nigga before?). You come up for air and ask “You want a tour first?” “Right after I take a tour of something else” “Word? Its like that?, he grinned “Word” And with that y’all right back into another decadent kiss breathing into his mouth the directions to your room.

Once he made it he threw you on the bed and he yanked your shorts off while you threw your shirt across the room. He dived straight for your clit. He started taking long and slow licks then he just started digging in like it was his last meal. “O-oh, fuck Odell, please do-don’t stop” “You like that baby” “Fuck yes, I’m about to c-cum” Once you felt your core tighten he put two fingers inside of you, him curving his fingers inside of you and the sound of your wetness brought you even closer. “Ooh fuck baby just like that” “Cum for me darling” and just like that you came undone, but you rode out your orgasm on his face and fingers, he licked every drop of you up. He made his way up to you beard glistening with your juices and you couldn’t help but grab him in for the deepest kiss you’ve ever given. He sat up and threw his shirt off and kicked his sweats and boxers off. “You ready?” “Yes” He slowly inched himself inside of you, giving you time to get adjusted to his, after he was all the way in he pulled out then he slammed himself back into you at full throttle speed. “Ohhh shit, fuck” “You feel so good babygirl, fuck”. He kept his steady tempo and speed while rolling his eyes to the back of his head. “Where you at babygirl?” “Shit! I-I’m close” “I’m ready when you are” your tightened yourself around him and his thrusts started getting sloppy. He brought his head down for a kiss and you released on his dick. “Shit baby I’m bout to cum, where you want it?” “In my throat” You pushed him off of you and positioned yourself in front of his dick and start spitting and licking on it. You put all of him in you mouth and started going up and down, turning your hands to him on a beat “Oh shit Y/N!” He grabs the back of your head and starts face fucking you and after his 5th thrust you feel his warm seed slide to the back of your throat. “Damn girl, you nice like that?” “You just seen it didn’t you?”. You both laugh and chit-chat for literally 2 minutes before you fall asleep. Odell just looks down at you smiling, “You don’t even know how special you are, unbelievable” he falls asleep right after you.

You wake up and see that its 7PM. You follow the sounds and smells coming from your kitchen. “I know this man is not burning up my kitchen”, you whisper to yourself, but you walk in on just the opposite. “Hey baby. I hope you don’t mind but I figured you’d be hungry and I didn’t know what you’d want so um… yeah, this the outcome” “Is that...baked salmon?!” “Yes ma’am, and asparagus and rice too. Here sit down” He pulled chair out for you and sat a plate in front of you. “Taste it. I hope you like it.” “Oh my goodness. Damn. This is really good. I’m impressed.” “I told you me impressing you didn’t stop at some damn flowers.” “You know Beckham. I don’t think you give yourself enough credit. At this point I’m beyond impressed. People who’ve known me for years couldn’t pulled this small gesture off.” “Maybe you’re giving me too much credit.” he picks up a piece of you food, “And maybe you need to start getting rid of some of those people in your life” “I already started” you say with a smirk on your face. You just so happen to glance at your coffee table in your living room and see flowers that you didn’t recognize. “I didn’t realize you brought flowers with you.” “I didn’t, I thought you already had those before I got here.” “Oh yeah, I forgot, they got delivered earlier this morning, I must’ve forgotten to put them in a vase”. But you knew those flowers weren’t there when Odell got there. You’d let it slide for the weekend, but you had an idea of how they got there.

The rest of the night was chill. Y’all ate, had each other for dessert, watched movies, and had each other for a late night snack, becoming more delicious everytime.

The two of you woke and made breakfast together, well he did most of the cooking, you helped though, he called you his “Boo chef”. Yes, he’s hella corny. After that y’all decided to grab lunch and come back and get ready for dinner with your friend Chanel and his teammate Sterling at Nobu.

Once you got to the restaurant you spotted Chanel and Sterling. You headed over there praying to Black Jesus that it wouldn’t be awkward after you had to decline Chanel’s invite to their wedding. Money calls. “Hey Y/N! I haven’t seen you since Coachella last year!” “I know! I’m sorry I couldn’t make it to the wedding! But I hope you guys liked my gift!” “Oh my God! Yes, yours was my favorite and I understand! Don’t sweat it, just make sure you’re at the baby shower!” “Uh, I hi to you too Chanel. I don’t know if you remember, but I was the best man at your wedding.” “Ugh, I hi Odell. So jealous” “Hey Y/N. And my condolences to you for dealing with this clown.” You all laughed and after the conversation flowed for awhile Chanel asked, “So how did you two get together? Odell how did you snag her? I prefer her much much more to your exes” Odell held his down laughing in shame, “Y’all don’t laugh, but I slid in her dm’s” “What?! You do realize you could’ve just asked me for her number”. “That would’ve helped after being left on read for a week” he said side eyeing you. “Listen, I get wild dm’s ALL the time. The verification check mark doesn’t mean you get a reply. I just so happened to stumble on yours and you weren’t being weird in the dm’s so here we are.” The whole table busted out laughing.

After dinner you and Odell headed back to your place because he had an early flight to catch back to NY.

It’s the morning and you woke up to Odell in the shower. You were highkey mad that he had to leave, this weekend was the first time in forever you’ve felt any kind of companionship. It was refreshing.

As Odell was walking towards your front door he stopped and turned around, “Listen, I know we haven’t been doing this for anytime at all really but two things. One, Are you free next weekend? If you are could you maybe think about coming to place? I don’t think I can take too much time away from you now. I’m hooked. Two, are you going to the BET awards this year? I feel like a kid asking you to the Blackest prom ever but I have an extra ticket.” Kissing him between sentences, “Yes. I. Can. Be in NY next weekend. Andddd. I’ll be. On the carpet interviewing people, so yes and no to that one. By the way that would’ve been a shitty promposal.”

*********

I didn’t realize Odell was nominated for a BET award until after I had the idea for them to show up together, but I’ve said too much already.

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[9thelurkmaster]

THNK YU 2021

I honestly love the direction that my blog went into over the years. I tried to start this off as a poetry blog, seeing as how I thought I was SOOOO GOOOOD at poetry after winning a couple middle school contests, but then I saw Ginger Bronson. Her poetry was so good, it made me quit poetry altogether. She was that fuxking (all “C” are replaced with “X” as a habit I picked up making friends with active bloods gang members) good. I never saw poetry on a level like that before and I may never see it again. Whatever happened to that bitxh? Who knows, but after seeing her highness completely wreck tumblr with a power beyond mortal conception, I just started blogging my thoughts. Small, petty, inconsequential thoughts. Moments of deep pain and depression. Moments of insanity and self torture. It feels good, but my blog is literally insane. I wish I could interact with mutual but I can’t see who my mutual are since I only use the app and not the website so I don’t know who follows me if anyone does at all. Such is the life of a Lurk Master. I perform in the shadows in my Pierrot outfit for any whose eyes manage to peer through the veil. 2020 and 2021 have been wonderful years for me, I finally got my first book published and want to spread the word as much as possible. I let 3TheJuugMaster handle that, 9 is a silent whisper, but 3 is a loud roaring lion with a mane of fire. I learned so much more about people and myself thanks to the last couple years, I’ve transformed my thinking. My realm has grown, and my path is now clear before me. I have still so much to work on within myself. Like, I found out the other day that for as much as I try to hide it and be tolerant I am still extremely racist against white people. Extremely, unforgivingly, wanton racism towards whites. I can’t help it. I’ve tried. But something within me will never see whites as equals. Something about wanting to be stepped on by a giant white sugar mommy or fuxk-choking a small, petite white girl to death with my hands as I plow into her like a truck crashing through a wall, are my deepest fantasies. After counseling I found that my fetish and hate comes from when I was molested by my sexond grade teacher. I loved that bitxh. She showed me just how much I love women. She tortured and left a seed within me that became my fetish and my racism. I was her pet; I can never undo what she did. Now, I either want to serve white women or have them serve me. No in between. No compromise. No equality. This is why I say fetish is the act of Gods; I am bent beyond reality in the face of white women. A white woman is either a God I want to destroy or a God I want to worship. Yikes. So…..working on evening out that slant in my mind. It may take some time. Time I fear I don’t have. Time…..I don’t even want. You know how hard it is to die happy? You know how little the population of people who die happy is? I managed to make it to a point where I can die happy anytime, anywhere. That alone gives me perspective larger than most creatures on this planet; death is my buddy, my friend, my closest nigga from the bloxk. Because of my new perspective on death and dying (OMG, how many times have I thought I was going to die, how many times did I lose the eternal fight with God? Everyday you wake up you should consider that you lost your fight with God. One day, and I know this for sure, I will kill God. It is my destiny, I always thought like this; since I was 5 years old. I knew, I know, where my gate to Valhalla is. Oh, how I wish to fight, my mind, my bones ache for pain, my teeth want to bite into flesh, by tongue wants blood, I will eat my foes. Such a good place to be, in my stomach, you will be part of a greater man. I will digest my enemies and shit out their weakness. Oh, how I wish for war! The world is so crazy, this is definitely the time of Kali Yuga and I am Shiva looking for his midnight-skinned bride on the battlefield. I will serve her. I will romance her, I will love her. How sexy it feels to have claws dig into you.

How sexy it feels to hate! Hate! HATE!!! Love will not solve any problem; love is acceptance, tolerance. Hate will remedy this situation. Hate is what I want to feel from her when she talks; hate in her voice, hate in her vice-grip pussy as she rides me to death. Hate as she digs acrylic nails into my chest and digs out my heart. Kali, Kali……where are you my Kali? This man is King, but in his realm he sits and waits to be dethroned. How romantic it is to be the villain of another heroes story; to be slain by what is finally righteous and truth. I wait, I’ll wait…..I know Kali is coming, but patience was never my strong suit. Why is my mind so twisted? Why is my brain so broken? What horrors have I seen? What pain do I really know? Like, have you ever just found yourself in love with the villain of every story? Always rooting for the villain? Not the joker or an edge lord, but a methodical, insane, calculating villain? It makes no sense why “good” wins at all; Good people train for their power. They practice and practice to perfection. The evil, are usually people with natural gifts, those who know that they are not them. Individuals that stand beyond the crowd. An “evil” person grows emotionally, nomothetic is the word, the evil discover the laws of the world and science and seek to bend them to their will. The “good” are often people who accept the status quo of insanity in the reality around them. They accept that things should be all smiles and rainbows, even if it’s a terrible world, the “hood” people want you to smile and be happy for it. That was always a foolish idea to me which I why I love the evil and the dark. The dark constitutes change and transformation. The “dark” is feminine, the “light” masculine. The evil are always those brave enough to change what they don’t like about the world no matter the consequences to themselves or others. So, I side with evil. Sorry, not sorry, these are the times of the Kali Yuga and I don’t want to be late to the battlefield. Love? We will have plenty of time for that later, but for now, I need the hate.

My goal is to reach my people with a higher level of knowledge in order to speed up the ritual of existence at this what we understand as time. I have died, I know the other world, “Heaven” promises nothing but oblivion, Hell is where all your best friends and family are. The Book of The Law, to me, is the latest update we have gotten from God on the procession of this galactic nightmare called “reality”. Thus, it’s become my favorite book as of late, including the Corpus Hermeticum. Don’t confuse me for those who love religions, I do not preach salvation or prosperity. I preach love. Love is war. War is hate. Hate is pain. Pain is the way God keeps you trapped inside a cage called your mind; your consciousness seeking to chain together little bursts of serotonin and dopamine so you can call it a “life” and be lied to about love. No, we do no love over here. We hate so deeply, we study our opponents closely, we fuxk our enemies, we eat their children, we swallow their hearts. When your heart is in my heart, we will be one and there will be no more pain, no more “love”. We will hate, but in a curious and seductive way. Hate is not the avoidance of your enemy, hate is making a person or target such a deep fetish in your mind, that no matter what you must war with them. Hate decides the future; it will either be you or me, we will dance and love and war with each other until there is no longer a you or me at all. Hate brings you closer to your enemy, hatred is not hatred at all but fetish misunderstood.

So anyways, THNK YU whoever you are, if ever you read this. I was a man who wanted to be a God so I became a demon. Thank you for watching my performance. I hope you hated it. I hope it brought a whole new world into your understanding. Thank you, THNK YU, thank you very much.

Edit: here is a link to my book, I usually let 3 do the advertising and all, but if you should so read this, then you may like my literature. Here is the link to my book on Amazon:

Only The Strong Can Love

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04.20.21

Gratitude: 1. Puerto Rico is really in the works!! It's going to be a great summer! 2. I finally created a dating consultant infographic! I need to work through where I may want to take this dating consulting, but the graphic is super cute! 3. I'm pleased with EXC! We are making adequate progress & we've grown so much!!!

Ugh. This week at A's house I was just...bleh. & now I've been feeling off all week? So I know I hate sitting at someone else's house to watch a show....I can do that at my own house. I know I needed to do laundry which made things feel la bit more annoying to me. I know that I really wasn't into the show he wanted to watch, which also sucked.

I really need to figure out what's going on & where I'm at. I have no plans to be asking this guy to talk all night again...to me, it wasn't cool that he wasn't really into talking & kept suggesting we watch the show. If I decide to call someone else, that can be rude? OR, it can just make me want to go home!!! Last time, going in the room alone to watch my own show was MUCH BETTER than watching his show, in silence.

With that said......is his apartment part of the problem? I think they are two separate problems. It may be possible that....I hate his apartment & cannot get passed it. I have to say this because, what the fuck is wrong with him??! Why doesn't he just pick up his shit? It's gross. It definitely causes me to look at him differently. I've been thinking about not being with a guy for potential, and....this apartment is a character flaw, i've decided. It is disgusting. Why does his toilet look like that? Why does he never put down the toilet seat? Why does his counter & living room floor look like that??? How hard is it to throw things out when you're finished...to wipe down? And I'm gonna say it....this nigga constantly asks me about when I'm showering or brushing my teeth, yet his house looks like that?! When I tell you the math is NOT mathing! Did I *shower*?! I actually hate when he asks me about that. Is he asking if I smell? It's fucking weird. I think from now on I need to tell him "I'm not comfortable answering that question anymore" or, "I'm not going to answer that" because "it's weird & personal" I may even have to flat out say please stop asking me about that.

A-I will never shower in his house. He never scrubbed out his shower, PERIOD. But, B-is he saying I smell? I don't smell. He weirdly sniffs my shoulders & wants me to smell like soap? I don't fucking know, but I don't smell.........ALSO, since when did you care about cleanliness? Look at your fucking HOUSE.

Ugh there are a lot of issues, but I'm not writing any solutions. His apartment? Ugh I don't think there's a solution. I've read & it makes sense that men won't clean for a woman they don't live with, which I get. I just know, if this relationship were to grow, I could never live like that....AND-idk like would I be cleaning like a slave? He lives alone how is there so much fucking mess?? Thinking about it too much is stressful. Maybe I should rethink pros & cons-is this worth ending the relationship over? Because I really hate it. I don't want him coming to my apartment...AND, it's really about him as a person, why is he living in such a dirty space? My issue is HE'S suspicious because he chooses to live that way....

OMG I almost forgot.....*sex* At this point sis, I'm thinking I should walk away and/or AT LEAST take some time to myself. I don't want to bombard him with a grievance list.....But I hate the apartment & we do not have enough sex. The sex has been sortve short, and just irregular. It's odd. Is his drive lower? Is he not that into me? I just want my needs to be met. I know it's important to inspire a man, I just feel like it's loaded. It's hard to be inspiring when I'm bored to tears, in a dirty space....

I'm thinking/wondering if I should stay at my own house this weekend. I don't know if I need ~space~ because frankly we get A LOT of space. We literally do not acknowledge for the entire work week. I also think it's a bit sweet how he misses me. He really calls me if I don't text back in time about coming over. I...I want to miss him, I just...I wasn't having fun ): We enjoy different things, ya know! In many ways we do click & we do have fun together! So, I don't think there's no hope for us. I just have to keep working through my feelings & maneuvering.

I really do not want to sit on his couch while we watch things. Truly, I'd prefer washing clothes or having a late support group with AC & coming by wayyy later-9PM? I need to reflect on our roles in the relationship. He really does boss me around & it's a lot of doing what he wants & I need to be sure that I can operate that way. I don't want to have to worry about things, but I also want to do things I actually ENJOY. And it's not fair to just expect him to read my mind-but idk I keep saying I don't want to just sit & watch things and that's a lot of what he suggests...

All relationships have pros & cons. Even with our sex life, we've had AMAZING sex. So....why isn't that more consistent? Maybe when he watches things I read a book? I know Friday I was really in a talking mood....Why does it bother me if I sit & do my own thing while he watches what he likes? I think part of me feels, like less than? Like I have to compromise my schedule/life (being in his home, when I could do other things) to appease him?

Ugh it's getting late & I really should sleep for work soon. There's a lot to think through. Is that normal? It's still a new relationship....I was honest about a lot but I don't feel any closer to a solution ):

Babe, you're growing & you're learning. Continue exploring, being honest, and giving yourself grace. The real journey is loving myself & really solidifying my personal wants & goals. Maybe my next post will be further envisioning who I am? It's a lot, but you're doing wonderfully.

I love you babe! You know this isn't over, so I'll see you sooon! XoXo, C.

[thebiggest3vil]

STORY TIME! #1: THIS GIRL USED ME TO CHEAT ON HER BOYFRIEND OF 5 YEARS! (*Funny!)

Okay now I'm going to give you guys the short but sweet version of this story cause it's a LOOONG one.

Okay to sum up the first act, in 2013 I transferred to a college in downtown Philly. Now as a kid from NJ that hasn't been anywhere the city scared me but luckily I had roommates who took me in and showed me the ropes. So one day me and my roommates thought "fuck....we should throw a little party bring some girls over" my one roommate was like cool, then left out for 20 minutes and came back with like 4-5 girls I'm like dayum it's like that!? So we partying, drinking nd stuff and it was this one girl who was so bad like valley girl bad like....nigga she was BAD so I'm like damn she cute but she was drunk all over my roommate so I'm like it's a dub she not gon want me.....

So fast forward to the first day of class I go to my computer table and set up out of nowhere I hear her call me name I turn over and it's the girl. We start choppin it up etc. Talking about the party and after class I'm like shit lemme have your number which she happily gave to me. After that We started hanging out more and more but apart of me still thought she liked my friend so one day I asked "So you and "Jeff" are hanging out still (calling him Jeff for now) she goes " well uhmm no it was never like that, he's annoying plus you want me to be honest?" I'm like yeah go ahead. She says ..."tbh you probably more my type than him" MIND YOU Jeff was one of them Lightskin niggas that could pull any girl by doing that weird face, so for a girl of that caliber to actually says I'm more her type got me hype as fuck I'm like DOG IM SEXY FORREAL!?😂😂😂 After that We started hanging out more and doing overnight sleepover....and yeah I don't care I hit ....multiple times. It was times where she would hit my phone 3-4am in the mornin talking about "come over and get this" BOY I hopped out my dorm smooth with my ball short on like I'm ready! Me and my roommates had an inside joke in which they called me Dirk Diggler/Mark Wahlberg from boogie nights cause When she called me I answered like it was my job😂 but maaaaaaan when I tell you she had the OILS BOY and I'm not out here with 50 bodies either my count is under 6 but she was number 1 out of all of my encounters NIG..GA! She was fire!

So we fast forward to this party and it's crazy cause after I got done hitting it we put on Beaches (which is low-key goes hard shout out to Bett Midler) she rolled over and was like "Hey so me and my roommates are throwing a party cause it's her sister birthday party and she's sleeping over plus her best friend is coming to **Drop off Pictures (Remember this!) So 2 days later the party starts and before the I bought these speakers for like 80 dollars at FYE and them jawn were knockin! I love them speakers so I'm like why not share my baby to the world. So back to the party, it was like 10-12 ppl in the room we all drinking I'm with my girl and she runs to the door when hugs this tall white ivy league ass nigga she's like " omg this is brett blah blah and hand her a box with Pictures. So I'm like "ehhhh whatever " we partying. Later on we all drunk as fuck and this man Brett was doing some uncoordinated dance and his drink poured all in my new speakers ! I was pissed cause that's 80 bucks I could never get back! So I'm over here pissed but I realised it wasn't thay serious cause the girl I was with tols me after this party that "when everyone leaves my dorm I'm all hers " so I stopped bitchin and out on the bravest face I could. Then as I was going upstairs to grab some stuff I felt a hand touch my shoulder....it was Brett and he was drunk as shit like "bro I feel bad as fuck for that man I'm sorry" I go it's all good dont worry about it he does the most wild shit I've ever seen.......He says "Bro no I gotchu!" Then proceed to pull his wallet out and gave me 200 dollars. Apparently someone at the party when it happened told him that my speakers cost 180....I did NOT open my mouth I'm like fuck ima buy them same speakers and treat my bros to IHOP (which i did) so after the party ends you know what went down.......as soon as the party ended she pulled me into her room and shit ...went DOWN. Look...ima get graphic cause it's an important part of story....so here we go....

So we go at it for like 10 minutes until I tell her to flip over and I'm hittin it from the back and the arch she had !? GODLY so as I'm doing thay I realized "oh shit she put the pictures up (Here We Go!) and as I'm leaning in I'm looking at them like "oh shit she at graduation that tight.....oh there's one at a family picnics cool cool....ohh she at Disney land kissing this guy that looks like Bre.....oh shit! So it turns out that She was still in a relationship with Brett for 5 years! And not only was I hittin his girlfriend, He earlier gave me 200 dollars for no reason. So long story short we talked about it, he eventually found out, and they ended things

Funnt thing is...he messaged me on Facebook like a month later like "Hey bro I don't blame you man you were good to me" in my head im like I'm like dog....I tore your girlfriend to smithereenos AND you gave me 200 dollars. Idk how you're not beating my was right now but ard man.....

AND that's it 😂!