#Okay whale boi 🐳

[hyukalyptus]

ok maybe slightly tmi about me but i was going through profiles on a dating app and i came across this cute guy

has a big and cute smile, very fit, and even has a happy trail but what really got my head reeling was how he wrote that he could check in on your mental health as he eats you out — asking you about your day as he’s going down on you 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

i just about crumbled when i read that 🥵

anyway it got me thinking about which of the boys would likely do that (ask about your day while he eats you out and you’ll have to answer him)

my ranking of MTL would be taegyu > yeonkai > soobin but would like to know your thoughts too!!

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cw. chubby!reader, cunnilingus, mentions of eating, mention of forgetting to eat (bc reader is so busy), fingering, i think that's it.

omg whale anon!! this is such a fun idea. i think ur right~ i'm seeing taehyun. taehyun just eating you out rly slowly and gently.

kissing the inside of ur thighs, rubbing them with his big strong hands. and so, baby...tell me about your day, hm? forcing you take a deep breath, relaxing back in ur chair as you tell him every detail about ur day.

slowly kissing ur clit, wrapping his lips around it. that sounds nice... while his fingers dig into ur chubby hips. sliding two fingers inside ur pussy and im sorry, that doesn't sound fun. his eyes close while ur fingers run through his hair.

deep breaths while he relaxes you after a tough day. well, make sure ur taking breaks, ok? nodding, barely able to focus on his words while ur hips roll into his mouth. did u eat breakfast and lunch? maybe you were so busy you forgot to take enough time for a lunch. make sure you eat, okay, baby?

giving him a quick mhm even though ur not quite sure what he said. gripping his hair as ur stomach ties itself in knots. and fuck, you taste so good. before flicking his tongue and pumping his fingers just perfectly until u come so prettily against his face :3

[fatass-alien-boi]

How's my fat boy today? Been eating well over Christmas and New Years? My wifi has been out for a bit so I sadly haven't been able to catch up on your blog in a while, hope you're good and eating well, whale 🐳🐳

I actually got sick! But I tried to eat normally during that time so I wouldn't lose weight! I think I'm still 184! But I ate okay today! I'll probably eat lots tonight if I can since I'm feeling a lot better

[ultimatehope213]

This is a Vent post. Probably just something weird and isn’t anything.

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So for some reason. Tik Tok people is fine with you know, sharing stories about doing 🔞 things with their favorite characters. And yet the one time. The one time I call Foul Legacy Childe “Pretty boy” after getting my ass beat by him, I get hate. Can someone explain to me why? Cause I seriously don’t understand. What is wrong with me calling him Pretty Boy, when I think he’s, well, pretty. Can I not like Foul Legacy Childe, and call him pretty boy in my really shifting experience? And now I got a comment saying this:

LIKE OH, IM SORRY, AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE TIME OF BEING 🛤️ED BY HIM ONLINE?? (Didn’t happen istg) OR AM I SOMEHOW MORE NORMAL?? EVEN THOUGH IM AUTISTIC AND SUPPOSED TO BE WEIRD? LIKE WTAF—

I’m pissed, and I think I have a right to be upset, with all the side eyes, and blank stares, and death stares, and comments like these. And honestly I don’t know what to do.

[ultimatehope213]

My F/O List

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•Venti (Tag used: May the Wind Guide us)

•Zhongli (Tag Used: Ice and Rock)

•Signora (Tag Used: Fiery Passion 🔥)

•Albedo (Tag Used: Dragonspine Love💙🤍)

•Xiao (Tag Used: My Dear Protector 💚)

• Tartaglia/Childe (Tag Used: Okay, Whale Boi 🐳)

•Nagito Komadea (Tag Used: Luckiest Hope🍀)

•Yuji Itadori (Tag Used: Cursed Together)

•Yandere-Yun (Tag Used: Dangerously Obsessed 🖤)

•Satan (Obey Me) (Tag Used: Book Lovers💚)

•Leviathan (Obey Me) (Tag Uses: Anime Forever ❤️)

•Saeyoung/707 (Tag Used: Hacked Heart ❤️❤️) (Feel Uncomfy with Sharing)

•Vyn (Tag Used: Psychological Love 💕)

• Scaramouche (Tag Used: The Exception 💜)

• Azul Ashengrotto (Tag used: Poor Unfortunate Souls 🐙)

• Sebek Zigvolt (Tag used: Shocking Duo ⚡️

•Shadow the Hedgehog (Tag Used: Love Again ❤️‍🩹)

Spencer Reid (Tag Used: Different 📚)(Feel Uncomfy Sharing)

•Zack Foster (Tag Used: Psychopath and the Sweet 💀)

•Ciel Phantomhive (Tag Used: Guard Dog and the Butterfly)

•Sundrop/Moondrop (Tag used: Love Eclipse ☀️🌙)

•Hunter (Owl House) (Tag used: Help me Heal ❤️‍🩹)

Ryuji Sakamoto (Tag Used: Heart’s Treasure 💛)

Karma Akabane (Tag Used: Assassin’s Heart)

Sasuke Uchiha (Tag Used: Walls Broken)

Rin Okumura (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.) (Not comfy Sharing)

Death the Kid (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

N Harmonia (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when Known)

Malleus Draconia (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known)

Nightmare Sans (Passive and corruptive) (Tag used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known)

Monika (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

Kisshu (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

Ryunosuke Akutagawa (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

Madoka Kaname (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

Hinata Shoyo (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

Asta (Black Clover) (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

Bakugo Katsuki (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

Ayato Sakamaki (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

Shu Sakamaki (Tag Used: Tag.Exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

Ruki Mukami (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

Kazuto Kirigaya (Kirito) (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

Gray Fullbuster (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

Subaru Akehoshi (Ensemble Stars!) (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

Yugi Mutou (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

Yamato Ishida “Matt” (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known)

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Platonic f/o

•Kazuha (A wonderful friend who gives way too good of advice-)

•Jaehee (Older sister)

•Gojo Satori (Father-)

•Zen (Friends but the type of friends who tease the hell out of each other)

• Hajime Hinata (Frieeeend—)

• Bennett (Younger Brother)

• The Collector (Adopted kid)

• Vil Schoenheit (Older Brother)

• Dire Crowley (Father)

• Gyutaro + Daki (Older Siblings)

• Anya Forger (Younger sister)

• Rui (Kimetsu No Yaiba) (Younger Brother)

• Shura Kirigakure (Older sister/Mother figure)

•Loid Forger (Older Brother)

• Franken Stein (Soul Eater) (Father)