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talaricula · 8 months

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Someone in the notes of that sex toy amount poll genuinely called owning over 11 sex toys "a bit greedy" and I haven't stopped laughing about it in three days

#'you don't have that many orifices' MY DUDE PLS TELL ME YOU ARE JOKING #(they weren't)#Oh noooo you choose to explore too much variety in things that bring you pleasure #Greedy!!!#You're a so called progressive perhaps chill on the protestant ethics #(predictably they also had weird takes on other issues but yeah)#(imagine FOR REAL taking issue with strangers owning 'too many' sex toys #Do you go into ppl's shoe closets and point out they only have two feet. Probably.)

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