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pyramid-of-starrs · 1 year ago

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Don't Be a Sweat

Pairing: Gamer Yunho x Gamer Fem Reader

Genre: Smut & Fluff

Warnings: Sub Yunho, dom reader, fem reader and parts but no fem names, cum eating, exhibitionism, fingering, oral sex (fem receiving), unprotected sex (stay safe pls), cursing, if its anything I missed pls let me know.

Word count: 4.8K (one day I'll get past 4k lol)

A/N: First sub Fic, I think I did an okay job but let me know if you like it!

Minors dni

Smut under the cut

The door to your best friend’s room opens and you and her walk into it, you both plop down on her bed tired from a long day of socializing. You both decided to do attend a "group date" that the designated match maker of your friend group set up. 3 hours of karaoke with the lamest guys you think you've ever met it was so dreadful and boring, you would have much rather been home streaming yourself playing overwatch or the new PSN free games of the month.

"I know what you're thinking Y/N." Your best friend turned to you and said,

"And what am I think little Ms. Mind reader."

"You're thinking "God those guys sucked I bet they couldn't even beat me in a 1v1 on Minecraft." or something like that." you both laughed.

"Good effort but you can't 1v1 on Minecraft there is no fighting on it, Minecraft is-"

"Ah- spare me the nerdy details I hear enough gamer bullshit with my brother. Anyway, what the hell was she thinking setting us up with that pack of losers of the year." She laughs and shakes her head.

"Oh god did you hear the one ranting about all women wanting money." you joined her in her laughing.

"If you're gonna ask me my income you're gonna need to cook and clean blah blah blah go live in the fucking 50s then! Oh, and the one that hounded you when you told him that you're a streamer."

"I bet I could beat you at this! I bet you've never heard of this! Like gag me, literally."

You two started laughing louder at your impressions of the men, they truly were just that pathetic, but to you, every man was.

Being a streamer, you run into your fair share of overly misogynistic incels that hate you just because you like games and have a vagina but in reality they would crumble at your feet if they ever saw you. Hot women that play games make men angry for some reason and you wanted nothing more than to break them down . Beating them after they whine about how you're a terrible and only popular because you're pretty, always made you smile. It was kind of a sick enjoyment you got out of beating them but who care, sweats get no sympathy from you.

Speaking of sweats as you and your best friend were enjoying having a laugh you suddenly heard loud knocking on the door. Your best friend rolled her eyes.

"Ugh What!" she knew exactly who it was.

The bedroom door swung open and in walked your best friends twin brother Yunho. Yunho was also a gamer like you, very tall and handsome but you two have never seen eye to eye. Ever since the day you became friends with BF/N Yunho terrorize you. Calling you names, embarrassing you in front of guys, making fun of your hair and outfits and just being an all-around bully. Eventually feelings became mutual, and you only put yourself around him to hang out with your friend but other then that you and Yunho couldn’t even have a conversation with out arguing.

“Can you guys shut the fuck up already? I’m trying to play squads with the guys, and they can barely hear me over you two.”

“Yeah, yeah whatever they will live.” Your best friend said while trying to wave her brother off.

You let out another giggle “You guys can barely shoot straight I’m sure we aren’t the reason you guys are losing, y’all just suck.”

You and BF/N started laughing together again as she slapped your shoulder.

“Ohhh Y/N maybe we should invite Yunhos friends over they are actually kinda hot and a few game like you, you’ll really like the really hot one uhm what’s his name- oh San!”

“Ooouuu, he sounds sexy, maybe we should invite them over.”

“As fucking if, my friends would never date a chick like Y/N.” Yunho rolled his eyes.

“And what the hell kinda chick am I Yunho.” You folded your arms and tilted your head ready to pop off at him.

“The kinda chick who can’t keep a guy even if he was locked in her basement because no one wants her ugly ass.”

“Now I’m ugly? Well, who dyed their hair Blonde just to get a girl that ended up fucking everyone BUT you.”

His ears and face turned red in embarrassment.

“Sis, you told her about that?”

“Yuyu, I had too, I wanted her to feel bad so you guys could talk, and you could finally tell her you like her.”

Boy if his face wasn’t red then it sure was red now, he even tried wiping the embarrassment off.

“What !? As if I would like some girl that spends all her time gaming and talking shit online like a fucking loser. I’d never date someone like her!”

“Good cause it’ll never fucking happen, maybe I should do what BF/N said and fuck your friend just to piss you off!” You stood up at this point, who the hell does he think he is calling you a loser.

“Fuck you Y/N!” He yelled before walking out and slamming the door, thank God Yunho and BF/N moved out and into their shared apartment so their parents didn’t hear the argument.

You plopped back down on the bed.

“God what the fuck is his problem? It’s like he hates my guts for no reason.”

“It’s just like I said Y/N, the boy likes you.” She yawned and stood up to change into her sleeping clothes.

“What? BF/N be serious here.”

She finished getting ready for bed and you got up to change into the shorts and shirt you brought with you to spend the night.

“I am being serious; he’s always liked you that’s why he’s mean to you.”

She got up and turned off the lights and got under the covers, you did too, you two faced each other.

“If you don’t believe me, ask him yourself tomorrow, good night, Y/N.”

“…night.”

You two eventually drifted off to sleep but your mind was still racing, did Yunho really like you? Isn’t that “boy is mean to the girl he likes” trope only in moves and poorly written fan fics? (Girl I’m trying my best)

Around 2am you were woken up by Yunho yelling, he was most likely playing the game with his friend, you could hear him faintly saying “Bro get him” and “Fuck” in the next room. You were going to go back to sleep but decided to see if what your friend said was true because it was slowly eating you up. You got up and walked to the room next door and knocked on his door. You could hear him telling his friends he would be back and then he opened the door. He had on random graphic tee and some grey sweatpants; fuck why does it have to be grey sweatpants. His room was nice, the lights were out but the LED strips around his bed still lit up the room.

“Oh, its you, what do you want?”

“Um, well can I talk to you for a second?”

“I mean I guess…” he walked back over to the gaming chair that was stationed in front of his TV and sat back down.

You decided to sit on his bed on the edge facing the TV and there was a brief awkward silence before he broke it.

“You came to my room just to sit here and stare?”

“No…um…”

“Spit it out dude God, what’s your problem why can’t you be normal?”

Even with you trying to talk to him he just pisses you off.

“I heard you got the new street fighter game, lets play it.”

“What ?”

“Yea let play, loser has to do whatever the winner says.”

“What the fuck is wrong with you, no I’m going back to playing with my friends.” He picked up his controller and put his headset back on. You just couldn’t understand why Yunho was so mean to you, what you ever did or why he just woke up and chose to treat you this badly. If what your friend said was true then you needed to find out, tonight! While Yunho continued to play with his friends you took matters into your own hands and snatched his headset and controller.

“What are you-“

“Sorry, Yunho is busy he’ll get back on later.” You said directly into the mic then quit his game mid match.

“Y/N What the fuck is your deal?”

“Shut up.”

He sat quietly while you started up the street fighter game, you tossed him back his controller and grabbed the unoccupied one and turned it on.

“Now like I said, loser has to do what ever the winner says got it?”

“…fine”

“Good.”

You two selected your characters and the match started, 3 rounds, unlimited time. You and Yunho played while making random grunting sounds and shouting one worded taunt but even he couldn’t match up to your acute game skill. The match ended with you as the winner, and you raised your hands in victory.

“That was such BS.”

“Don’t be a sore loser YuYu.”

“Don’t call me that! I’m not a kid any more Y/N.”

“Whatever, since I won you have to do whatever I say now.”

“What do you want me to do.”

“Hmm…for now you have to sit next to me on the bed.” You said in a slightly shaky voice.

He arched his eyebrow but chose not to question it getting up from his gaming chair and sitting next to you on the edge of the bed. Your heart started to beat a bit faster, Yunho has never made you feel this way before but with the thought that he may like you in mind it made you feel a bit shy.

“Earth to Y/N, come on let’s go again.”

“Y-yeah okay let’s play.”

Why was this making you so shy, you aren’t that kind of person especially for Yunho, so why is the thought of him liking you driving you crazy. You had zoned out thinking and didn’t realize you were losing, by the time you snapped out of it you had lost the match.

“I thought you were supposed to be some awesome ass gamer, that was terrible.”

“Shut up! What do you want me to do ?”

“How about you play in just your bra from now on.”

You scoffed because you knew that he was doing this to embarrass you, you knew he just wanted to belittle you. Even if he did like you, he was still an ass, and you were determined to finally put him in his place.

“Fine you want to play it like that, say less.”

You took off your night shirt and Yunho looked back at the TV to get ready to play the next round. Round after round Yunho lost to you because you had to show him who’s the top gamer here. You kept his theme of stripping, and he was left playing in just his underwear, his face was red as a tomato, and he was flustered playing. The next round started, and he pulled the ultimate foul move of gaming, pausing to see the move list.

“Come on YuYu don’t be scared of losing.” You laughed at his embarrassment.

He growled lowly. “Shut up, why are we even doing this anyways?”

“I have my reasoning, so come on and lose like a champ.”

Your eyes focused back on the TV and before he could unpause the game to take his loss, a message from one of his gaming friends came up.

xX_CallMeDaddyMin_Xx: Yo, Yunho did you screw that streamer chick your sister is friends with finally lol.

You both read the message and before you both could react another friend sent another message; you realize it’s coming from the group party chat. You disconnected his mic but forgot to leave the party too.

__bl00dy__San__: Yeah, tell her how you always watch her streams, probs jack off to them to lmaooooo.

Before anymore messages could come through, he turned off the TV.

“Ge-Get out I’m going to bed.”

He was a blushing mess, everyone just kept outing his little secrets today, he got under the covers and covered his face, and you couldn’t help but giggle at him, he was so cute when he was shy, and you hated to admit it. You crawled up next to him, now was your chance to get some revenge.

“Come on YuYu, tell me if what they said was true.” You snaked your hand under the covers slowly, trickling down his leg.

“Leave me alone.”

“Do you watch my streams YuYu?”

“Go the hell away Y/N” he said in a muffled shy voice, you needed to tease him more now, this was your area of expertise. Once again you were used to toxic guys trying to come into your streams to harass you, but you had a love for turning those same yelling dickheads to whimpering messes, it gave you so much power, and to finally have that advantage over the same guy that has bullied you for years. You were going to enjoy this way more then you should, and so was he, you reached up and whispered into his ear.

“Why YuYu? Don’t wanna admit you like to watch me stream even though you hate me.”

Your hands reached his V line, you played with the band of his boxers.

“I-I don’t hate you…”

“Oh really? How do I make you feel then YuYu?”

Your hands dived into his boxers, and you found his semi hard length, you started to rub up and down the shaft slowly to really tease him. One thing you hated to admit about Yunho was that he was packing. You grew up seeing him in all kinds of clothing and sometimes would see the outline, but you’d rather choke then admit he had a big dick but now that you’re feeling it it’s undeniable.

His bit back a small moan at the feel of your fingers on him, his mind was racing, the girl he’s been madly in love with since they were snot nosed was in his bed feeling him up, how could he possibly function.

“….you’re okay I guess.” He continued to hide his face in the covers.

“No, no little baby, I need a better answer then that, or do you just want me to stop and leave.” You stopped moving your hands but didn’t take them out of his underwear.

“No…please don’t stop.”

“Oh, you don’t want me to stop YuYu? Am I making you feel good? Is that why you watch my streams? Because I make you feel good baby.”

He didn’t respond so it was time to push these answers out of him, or more so rub them out of him. You gripped the base of his length and started to slowly pump his dick, he let out a soft moan at the sudden friction and it made your clit jump, you needed more and so did he.

“You…you look nice when you’re gaming.”

“Aww thank you baby but I’m asking you how I make you feel, so tell me that.”

Moving your hands up and down his shaft you directed your attention to his tip, pumping it tightly as precum slowly oozed out of it, you spread it over his tip the more you pumped, you wish he wasn’t so shy so you could watch his pretty pink tip be teased right now.

“Do I turn you on Yuyu? When I watch and degrade those guys on my stream does it make your dick throb? Do you wish I was talking to you?”

He could barely focus, the slow stroking on his length made him dizzy because the sensation was so strong.

“How about you let me see you Yuyu, let me see you fall apart for the girl you claimed to hate all these years.”

You pull the cover back and pull his dick out of his boxers, his dick was red and ready to burst, the tan shaft had pretty veins bulging on it, he had some girth, but the length was something to look at.

“Wow Yuyu your dick is so pretty for an asshole.”

He covers his face and looks away from you, he didn’t know rather he wanted to disappear or cum, your teasing was so sexy, but he didn’t envision the first sexual encounter with you going like this, but he wasn’t mad at it either. You started to pump his dick even more and moved down to it. As you pumped his dick faster, he bit down on his lips hard.

“Don’t hide YuYu let me see what you look like when you cum, is that what you want baby? You want to cum for me like a desperate little slut?”

“…yes…please…”

“Please what baby?” You kept a steady pace as your grip tightened a bit.

“…please let me cum for you Y/N.”

You grinned a bit at his begging.

“Show me Yuyu, show me how you touch your self when you watch my streams.”

He was shy but he was desperate, he sat up and you removed your hand from his needy dick, and he replaced it with his own. He avoided your gaze, his whole face was red, and his eyes were low, he wanted to cum for you so bad it was driving him crazy. He started to pump his sensitive cock, throwing his head back onto the LED lit bedframe, breathy moans coming from his plush M shaped wet lips.

“Ah…Y/N…please watch me cum.” He tightly closed his eyes as he could feel his climax steadily approaching.

You had a lustful yet evil smile on your face.

“Of course, baby I’ll watch you stroke your slutty dick all night if you want me too, but I want to see more baby so don’t cum just yet, okay?”

He opened his eyes, his vision was hazy, his climax was right on the horizon and having him hold it only made it worse.

“Please…please let me cum for you Y/N” his grip on his shaft was firm as he continued to fall apart under you gazes.

“Mm well since you ask so nicely and you’re so desperate, go ahead and cum for me Babyboy.”

His moans were soft but got louder as his strokes became faster until his came. He shot hot ropes of cum from his throbbing cock, he continued to pump as it shot out and landed on his legs. His chest puffed in and out as he held his dick in his hands, he tilted his head on the side of the headrest of the bed. You giggled at his fucked-out state.

“You’re actually so cute YuYu.” You gathered up all the cum that came out onto your fingers, his eyes opened to see what your next step was. You put your now cum covered fingers into your mouth and sucked all of it off as he watched.

“Come on Yuyu, I want to play some more.” You sat on your legs and reached behind you to unclasp your bra, when you removed it Yunhos eyes was glued to your 2 mountains. You took it a step further and removed your shorts and underwear. Yunhos breathing spiked again and his softened rod started to rise once again.

“Do you want to touch me Yuyu? Go ahead and touch me wherever you like.”

He eagerly nodded his head and reached out both hands and gripped both your breast, he started to massage them.

“Ah~ that feels so good, touch me more okay Yunho.”

He brushed his thumbs over your nipples, and you moaned even more, your aching cunt became hot as you threw your head back.

“Ca-can I kiss you?” he shyly asked.

“Of course, baby.”

He didn’t waste another minute and planted a hot kiss on your lips. You’ve had sex with plenty of guys before and kissed lots of them, but this wasn’t like any kiss you’ve ever had, this kiss had dept and meaning to it, however now that you realized it, this whole moment felt so sensual. His touch on your breast gave you goosebumps and his tongue entering your mouth made you want him even more, you never realized just how much your body yearned for Yunho until now. Your tongues were doing an elaborate dance before he disconnected your mouths.

“Y/N…I need to taste you please…” Before you could even respond he pushed you down and got between your legs.

“You’re such an eager little baby, you want to taste my pretty little pussy that bad?”

He once again nodded eagerly, the look in his eyes looked like he wanted to literally eat you. You decided to give him what he is craving, and you spread your legs nice and wide so he could get a nice view, he leaned down and put his face inches away from your soaking cunt, he was so close you could feel the small breaths he was taking.

“It’s so pretty Y/N” Your face got hot at the compliment, one of the rare times he has complimented you and its about your pussy, you felt like melting. He licked one long stripe from your hole to your clit, then flicked his tongue on your nub, your legs flinched to close, and he swiftly brought his hands up to hold your legs open. He was eating your pussy like he was on death row, and this was the last meal he requested. Your back arched and staggered moans started to come from your mouth. He inserted one then two fingers into your hole, your pussy clenched and unclenched repeatedly around them as he sucked your clit like it was a lollipop. Your hands gripped his newly bleach blonde hair.

“You’re doing so good Yuyu, I’m going to cum on your pretty face if you keep going baby.”

“Please Y/N, please cum on my face, I need more of you.”

He hadn’t even entered you yet and he was already pussy drunk, he kept licking your core like his life depended on it. Your hips started to buck and you grinded down on his face, the feeling of his lips wrapped around your clit and his long slender fingers deep inside you, you had reached your limit. You came on his face, your clit throbbed, your hole started to squeeze his finger tightly, you had a firm grip on his hair, and he kept lapping up your juices. Over stimulation started to kick in and it seemed like Yunho had no plans on stopping anytime soon. You tried to push his face away, but he was stronger than you and kept going.

“Yunho! I’m gonna go crazy and wake your sister up, stop!”

He finally released your swollen nub from his lips and took his fingers out of you, he looked up at you with his face covered in your wetness, his eyes looked to pure and sincere yet the entire scene of him still having your legs spread wide was everything but pure.

“I’m sorry…I just need you so bad Y/N…”

“Then hurry up and fuck me Yuyu.”

His eyes gleamed like a kid that just got told he can open his gifts on Christmas eve and not Christmas.

“R-really? Oh my god okay let me grab a condom.” He excitedly got up and walked over to his dresser. He grabbed on condom from the top drawer, and you could swear you saw his invisible golden retriever tail wagging, he was so cute you giggled to yourself. He walked back over as he was tearing open the condom, he fully removed his boxers before getting back between your legs. He rolled the condom all the way down his length and lined himself up with your entrance.

“Are you sure about this Y/N? We don’t have too if you don’t want to.”

You reached up to cup the side of his face and smiled warmly at him.

“I want this Yuyu, please take me, I need you just as much as you need me right now.”

He leaned down to kiss you deeply and inserted the tip into you. You winced as your pussy began to stretch around his dick. He kept the slower pace as you moaned into his mouth, his length just kept coming, it felt like it was never ending. Once he bottomed out in you, he stopped the kiss.

“Are you okay?”

“Yes, I’m okay baby, I promise.”

He stroked into you once. Twice. Three times. Then stopped deep in you and closed his eyes tightly as he held his position inside of you.

“What’s wrong? I told you I’m okay, you can keep going.”

“I-I know but- I’m not” a rosy blush covered his high cheeks bones yet again and that’s when you put two and two together.

“Yuyu did you…did you cum?”

“…yeah”

He pulled out of you and the condom was filled with his cum, he took the condom off in embarrassment and tossed it into his bedside trash You wanted so badly to tease him, but you couldn’t bring yourself to do it, instead you reached your arms out to invite him in for a hug and he gladly accepted it. He dropped down on your body, and you hugged him tightly, even though he just came his dick was still hard as rock.

“Are you still horny Yuyu?”

“Yea but that was my last condom.”

“So, you are a little slut huh?”

“Not now Y/N” he was still sad that he couldn’t fully experience his first-time having sex with you the way that he wanted too.

“…Are you clean?”

“Of course, what kinda question is that?”

“…well, I am too.”

“What are you saying right now Y/N?” He leaned up to make sure he was understanding exactly what you were saying, and he wasn’t just hearing what he wanted to hear.

“I’m saying…if you want to keep going without a condom…we can…I trust you.”

That was all Yunho had to hear, he leaned back down onto you, and you hugged him again, he reached down and lined himself back up into your entrance and slid his dick back into you. His ear was right by your mouth as you let out a throaty moan, he wrapped his arms around you, squeezing you tightly, pumping into your pussy slowly and deeply. You gripped both his shoulders and drip your nails into them.

“You feel so good inside me Yuyu it’s so deep.”

He started to pump into you deeply, his tip hitting your spot like it was a drum as he drilled into you. He groaned as the over stimulation and his soon approaching climax was rushing forward.

“I’m about to cum Y/N please cum with me.”

You dragged your nails up and down his back leaving red streaks up and down his back as he stroked deeply into you. You started to see stars; you tried your best to moan quietly but you couldn’t the feeling was too amazing. In perfect sync you two came together, you could feel the hot liquid deep inside you, thank God you were on birth control or you’d for sure be good as pregnant.

He still held you tightly and gave no signs of letting go, his dick softened inside of you.

“Yunho pull out so I can wipe up.”

“I want to stay in you forever Y/N, I love you so much.”

You couldn’t help but smile when he said that.

“I’m so sorry I’ve been so awful to you, it’s not an excuse but you drive me so crazy, and hearing about that stupid group date my sister dragged you too pissed me off so bad. I want to be the only one taking you out, I want to be the only one seeing you like this…” He kept going, just spilling out all these feelings he had held in for years, you felt like your heart was going to explode. As he was still talking, you pulled him into a kiss.

“I like you too loser.” You kissed him again and he slid out of you, you could feel everything seeping out of you, he reached over to his bed side table and grab a few of the tissues that were in the tissue box. He carefully wiped out your overstuffed pussy and threw the tissues away. He pulled the cover over you both and brought you in too cuddle.

“Yunho, I have to sneak back into your sisters’ room before she wakes up.”

The door swung open, and your best friend stood in the door frame with dark circles under her eyes.

“Too fucking late for that, I’m glad you two worked out your feelings for each other but next time do it quietly and when I’m not fucking home.” She slammed the door as she left, and you and Yunho just laid their giggling with each other.

#Yunho smut #ateez smut #ateez fanfic #atz smut #yunho x reader #writenbypyramidofstars

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lady-lazagna · 2 years ago

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Laz. Top 5 platonic dynamics. Gimme

Hmmmmmggggrrrrrr god lemme simmer on this... how the fuck do I not make them all Tsubasa related... okay I'm limiting this to every character only appearing ONCE. Also I wanna get creative so Tsubasa and Yu will be sadly missed.

Tsubasa and Masamune

They are so brothers oh my fucking god. I just want Masamune to get up to the most devious deeds and force Tsubasa to come along with him. I want Masamune to bully him and Tsubasa to chase him down and thwack him with a foam Minecraft sword. I want Masamune to make Tsubasa do stupid challenges with him on his youtube channel, like gaming or baking dangerous concoctions. I want Tsubasa to say "there's no way you'll stay out all night" to confident party-goer Masamune, and for Masamune to call him at 11pm, tired out of his mind, saying "pls come pick me up🥺 and maybe get a Mickey D's on the way👉👈" and of course Tsubasa does just that. They would be the ultimate Fucking Idiot and Braincell duo.

Benkei and Demure

The besties ever. The big softies of Wild Fang. They are such loving and supportive friends to everyone, of course they're perfect for each other. I imagine them writing letters to each other for the entire period between Masters and Fury, with cute scribbles and pictures of wildlife from their respective homes and pressed flowers, and of course there's always a "Kyoya says hi!" when he really didn't and a "Nile says he misses you!" when of course he did. These two are the glue that holds Wild Fang together (literally in Benkei's case).

Yu and Kenta

Little guys just want to hang out and have fun. Is that too much to ask? Kenta was Yu's first true friend, who just liked him for him and wanted to hang out with him for no personal gain. And Yu really does believe in Kenta and his skills, despite what others think of his power level. And despite Kenta often being left behind on adventures, Yu always cheers and embraces him when they meet again. They're just such besties and I want the world for them they deserve happiness and silliness.

Daxiang and Chiyun

These two had more development in Fury in the span of five minutes than anyone else in that season had the entire time. Chiyun presents as this stubborn and uptight little dude who knows how to find his own way and doesn't take shit from anyone. But when it comes to Daxiang, he just melts in pure adoration and love. The thing Chiyun truly wants more than anything in the world is to be good enough to stand at Daxiang's side; but Daxiang assures him that he is already enough, and he always will be no matter how many times they fall. And when they're told about the legendary bladers and Chiyun wonders why he wasn't chosen, Daxiang assures him again that they don't need to be bestowed star power to be great; they've already worked so hard to gain their own strength. I just think they're neat.

Madoka and Sophie

Something something "oh my god look at that incredibly powerful woman with a rich knowledge of history and amazing Beyblade skills, I want to learn everything I have left to learn from her" and "where did this sweet child come from, she is so curious about the world. I will tell her all about it while we're getting our hair and nails done". I just feel like Madoka would idolise her a LOT and Sophie would try to bring her image of her back to earth with some casual hangout time.

Honourable mention is the dynamic between Wang Hu Zhong and Gan Gan Galaxy. That fucks.

#mfb #metal fight beyblade #beyblade #tsubasa otori #masamune kadoya #benkei hanawa #beyblade demure #yu tendo #kenta yumiya #daxiang wang #beyblade chi yun #madoka amano #beyblade sophie #ask game

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anachronistic-falsehood · 1 year ago

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WHISKEY. TELL ME ABOUT YOUR TRIGUN SONA. GIMME.

OH MY GOD HI. HELLO. i don't know if you noticed but tumblr marked me explicit for like ten minutes for changing my pfp to a minecraft man. i think i'm back tho!!! mac can u see me am i dead??? can u see my pfp??? did they use the revive book on me. do i need 2 make a dramatic speech. this is my sunrise etc etc??? am i still in limbo someone let me know pls

BUT HIIIII HELLO :3 yes yes i have a trigun sona, i never drew them or rly wrote anything down, it was all in my head babey!!!!! did not have a name, but they're a librarian in some small washed up town. nonbinary butch who wears suspenders and has like a whole bunch of different coloured button up shirts and a single well worn pair of cowboy boots with spurs. is obsessed with documenting as much of No Man's Land and Earth's history as possible, or what little history of Earth remained after the crash. fascinated by crime but also deathly afraid of getting caught up in it so even tho they're curious they run in the other direction when literally anything dangerous happens. if u put them in front of vash the stampede they will react like 98 milly n meryl in ep 1, crying shaking whimpering like the tiniest most pathetic little guy ever while still trying 2 ask questions. very silly!!

does drag on the weekends!!! drag king? drag queen? EITHER ONE!!! it depends on the day but they prefer being a king bc heels are a BITCH to walk in. terrible balance. clumsy bitch. great with makeup tho!!! ough ive been writing 2 much dstuck i just about said "their strife specibus is bookkind" goddd. HELP. but yeah they will hit u with a book if startled!!! i need a name for them but my last sona just had the name whiskey anyway. i should name all my sonas after alcohol. chat how do we feel naming this one jack daniels

#whiskey yelling into the void #friend tag :3 #i like that name actually im keepin that #it can b their drag name #i love makin sonas i am just so so bad at naming them

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orifu · 2 years ago

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[with intent to slander you] which youtube channel do you think you've watched the most

i definitely think ive watched markiplier the most. but lets look at the stats

ive collated the data from 2023 so far & 2022 heres the results

the video count includes each video once. it also includes videos i havent finished

markiplier (295 videos) - i watch all the marker pliers its because hes hot

pyro live (125) - idk why i still get clickbaited by these. no vouch

linus tech tips (107) - half the ltt videos i watch i realise halfway through that i have no clue what anyone is talking about so i leave. i like the gpu drama though

kosmic (103) - hes really good at mario but i keep falling asleep to his videos. vouch

ilmango (64) - ive watched a couple of his series in the past but i always drop out after like 30 vids. the others are probably just snapshot videos. between the better coverage slicedlime gives & mangos ...interesting... twitter stuff i dont watch him anymore

alex bale (64) - i probably rewatched promos lol. vouch

grian (62) - i mean who doesnt know grian. absolute chaos demon

etho (62) - when i started watching etho i was like oh my god its The Etho. but now hes washed up. just a humble meow meow. vouch

corridor crew (60) - i went on my corridor crew arc some time last year. around the time markiplier was in all the videos. its really just guys being dudes but also they do vfx

slicedlime (55) - best java (snapshot) release coverage. also fun streams

tom scott (53) - the only british tom i care about. vouch

minecraft (46) - minecraft

mumbo jumbo (37) - still up there despite the massive break. so proud

and also 2023 only bc why not

markiplier (67)

pyro live (39)

ltt (36)

deadwater gaming (35) - im in my half life arc pls be patient

ilmango (20)

geminitay (16) - i love the skyblock series (v inspirational) & im also watching her hermitcraft now bc i want more gem content

grian (16)

mumbo jumbo (15)

slicedlime (14)

5up (14) - bring back among us

i hope the information overload has left you dazed and confused and without the ability to slander me. good luck

#o #q #ix0rai #long post #idk what collated means i didnt look it up

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chaosoftheages · 27 days ago

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Autumn Reacts: Victim

cross-posted from my ao3 bc why not

Anyways.

"And Alan still refuses to release the identity of the new plushie." *Looks at the thumbnail* "Wait actually nvm I might know who it is."

"ALAN WHAT THE FUCK-"

"Why tf did you LEAVE HIM ALONE-"

"Alan I think leaving Victim by himself was a bad idea-"

"Why do I feel like this caused more chaos than the arise of Chosen and Dark attacking the internet"

"Honestly I don't care about the cutie that was just created but WHO THE HECK IS THAT-"

"Ohhh so this is how all my ao3 chapters get posted🤣"

"OHHHHH THATS HOW HE BECAME GREY."

"Ahhh...he's traumatized🥺 the poor baby"

"NOOOO NOT THE PTSD >:( ALAN HOW DARE YOU."

"Why is that place low-key so fucking pretty like I would LIVE THERE WHO'S WITH ME."

"Oooooh. People."

"WHY IS THIS ACTUALLY THE CUTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN WHAT THE FUCK ALAN WHY-"

"Is this where everyone starts hyperfixating on the TV King was watching the og Animation vs. Minecraft on???"

"I can't tell if Agent ships it, or if he's a jealous little soul, but either way, this is adorable and I need to see her in the next episode"

"It's 2011 already????"

"Victim how the fuck do you pull women like that I need to know."

"Move over Red that sheep is my new favorite character...now how to make him suffer."

"Wait what where'd she go-"

"Agent be like "dw bestie I gotchu" and is on the job despite possibly being drunk as hell and I love it"

"WHAT THE FUCK WHERE DID AGENT GO-"

"Oh good Misti's alive I was about ready to break kneecaps."

"HOLD ON LIKE FIVE SECONDS." *aggressive pausing* "HOLY SHIT IT'S PURPLE :DDD"

"Oh wait does this mean Chosen and Dark tried to kill Purple lmao"

"So on top of whatever the fuck Navy was, Purple ended up a survivor of the NewGrounds attack WHY MUST WE ALL BE MEAN TO PURPLE WHAT THE FUCK...Actually nvm I can't say that I do the same thing"

My friend: Pls don't make that a oneshot

Me: I won't, but I could add that to two certain series'...

Friend: Autumn no-

"Oh GOOD Agent's alive the HANDS I WOULD HAVE BEEN THROWING."

"Misti you sweet soul I love you-MITSI NO-"

"Alan you are really testing me here."

*watches Misti die, has an expression of horror*

"...That was just fucked up."

"Chosen the hands I am tempted to throw with you for that. I recommend you run."

"Agent if I were you I'd back the fuck up and run for your life."

"Oh hi Dark :3"

"Hi Rocket Corp" *knows I can incorporate this into AISC in some way*

"The way that one dude saw Agent and went "OH MY GOD YOUR ALIVE" is so silly"

"THE SHEEP LIVES YIPIEEE!!!!"

"Victim is probably like "what the fuck where are my wife and bestie" while his wife's now dead and Agent is SOMEHOW still alive"

"Victim really said "OH MY GOD YOUR ALIVE THANK FUCK NOW WHERE'S MY WIFE" and it's so silly. He and Agent are bestie westies🥺"

"Agent looks so traumatized the poor soul"

"NOOOO NOT MITSI😭"

"Way to go Alan you made Agent cry. I have beef with you now."

"Victim be like "When I get this guy I swear to GOD he's going to pay" and it makes me wonder if Mitsi is going to be brought up against Chosen in the next couple of episodes."

"2018 be like"

"Victim in solitude is so sad like bro why are we making Victim suffer what did he do to deserve this."

"Agent you beloved soul I love you but your about to make me rearrange my top ten favorite characters in this franchise."

"WHY ARE YOU RUNNING TOWARDS GLOBAL DESTRUCTION WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU."

"Oh hey look it's Chosen and Alan saving the world"

"Yeah that's right you better fuckin run."

"I think Victim is slowly losing his mind."

"So are they still pumping out tv's and all that? They should be, because King saw Second and the others on a Rocket Corp TV, though I don't think we've been given canon dates for when Gold died...I'm still confused"

"Dart gun????"

""Are we being watched?" By aliens or by Rocket Corp?"

"ALAN YOU CAN'T JUST END IT THERE BRO WHAT THE FUCK."

"...Okay that's it I need Victim and Misti plushies."

#autumn being autumn #autumn reacts #basically half of the reaction was beefing with Alan #The hands I will be throwing for Victim #Also bring Mitsi back god damn it I loved her

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ironasss · 2 years ago

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Ok so I finally started watching the sandman, and, disregarding the whole ass plot:

they mention the book Vile Bodies,right? Unless im stupid? In 1926, they mention Vile Bodies. As far as i can tell,the only Vile Bodies book is Evelyn Waugh.

which didnt come out until 1930. Ugh.

Ok next!

The movie adaptation! Bright Young Things (2003)! Has David Tennant, James McAvoy, and Michael Sheen! All of which are in episode eleven!!! Stephen Fry, director of the film! Is in three other episodes!!

Bill Patterson,also in good omens and bright young things,in episode one of the sandman!

Also, they said it would "keep you awake"? My guy that book wasn't very keep you awake.

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beacon-lamp · 4 years ago

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watching mainstream media trying to wrap their head around the popularity of the dreamSMP is so funny. because it’s like. so fucking popular that you Cannot Deny its impact on youtube, twitch, and, to an extent, twitter or the implications it has on the minecraft gaming live-streaming community as a whole.

but the people who have to write the articles barely know what a mine craft ess em pee is, much less one that revolves around roleplay. i just imagine someone gets assigned to do an article, thinking it’ll be a quick piece about Dream and his Friends they can churn out in a few days. only to find that there’s a whole fucking Storyline behind it they have to figure out how to Briefly Summarize in a short news article.

#so they’re just like kids? playing pretend? on a minecraft server? and hundreds of thousands of people watch them Live?#yeah you know like dungeons and dragons?#i swear to god you’re just making words up now #so it’s called the DreamSMP bc the story revolves around Dream the speed runner?#no actually the story first starts off revolving around this kid named tommyinnit and some guy names wilbur #ok well how long have they been doing this for?#not even a year #so they have like a battle or something?#yeah the half of the first season revolves around an independence war #i’m sorry what? season?#yeah they’re on season three now i believe #actually you know what let’s scrap the story this is too complicated #oh no wait till you hear about the nuclear weapons and animal crossing roleplay #stop talking please #and there’s this inescapable prison and a God #what about that wilbur fella he sounded interesting #oh no he died a while ago he’s an amnesiatic ghost #nvm forget i asked pls stop #yeah his dad stabbed him to death pretty sure that was the season one finale #i hate you never speak to me again

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abysstwins · 2 years ago

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my take on sagau ... ♡

if you cant tell , my mental sillies make me a sucker for the obsessive cult aspect of sagau (burn me at the stake i guess) but idk the whole "imposter" thing feels weirdddddd i always prefer creator!reader to be like isekai'd into teyvat yk (can you tell i used to be obsessed with the kuroshitsuji time travel au .....) ?? anyways have this while i decide if i want this to be a full series or just a mini series

notes : gn!reader , creator!reader , r is not traveler , they them used , this - like most of my writing - is self indulgent hinted with some projection , bulleted list cause its 4am when im typing this and acrylic nails suck , i mainly refer to reader as either r or creator enjoy <3 i wrote this while listening to this playlist ♡

okay so i feel like the self awareness began longgggg before this takes place ok

starts out with traveler , then albedo , then kaeya , etc

it takes a while but albedo finally finds a way to bring r to teyvat

i imagine that the acolytes can hear r when they play (esp the traveler)

if you're like me and dote on all of the characters you have they eat that shit uppppp bro

anyways so now r is isekai'd into teyvat yayyyy

it takes them a whileeeee to get used to being an all-powerful being cause like .......... ??? social anxiety ?? inability to communicate with neurotypical people ? depressive and manic eps ?????? mood swings ?????

eventually they kinda fall in the swing of things

damn if i was stuck in teyvat id just deal with it. you got some other way out ???

i view the acolytes as being obsessive in nature once r is like ....... there with them ( with due respect , that is the "creator" n all .... )

immediately wanting you to find a suitor ( or multiple )

by like the second month of being in teyvat r is WORNNNNN OUTTTT

everyone basically walks on egg shells around them oHMY GODDDDD

r has to basically beg the acolytes to stop being WEIRDDDDDDDDD

they feel weird being treated like a god ( well ....... )

they do kinda like their dreamy palace tho <3 its nice n has really cozy beds to nap in

their acolytes are also more than eager to nap with them om gee

r is a big fan of hanging out with the twins ( i like to think they're reunited when the creator comes to teyvat <3 ) they've all been to so many diff worlds they have a lot to chat about ( and also the twins are really the only charas to be semi chill around r )

oh ok random but also

r is visiting mondstadt and plays minecraft songs on the lyre and everyone goes CRAZYYYY

"it's their divinity's holy songs!!!!" cue the inner giggling cause its literally just minecraft music you memorized in like middle school

r is lowkey a huge flirt too once they get comfortable in teyvat ( they most likely hope this is just a dream and when they return home if they return home ...... that it'll have no real consequence cause it's EMBARASSINGGGG )

this leads to

well

jealousy lol

the acolytes basically beg them to find a consort or suitor or whtvr ( or even multiple :thumbsup: )

r tries to be fair and choose like 3 from each nation but cmonnnn ,,,,, wom en fdjfheskrf.vja

genshin makes me [ cries in bisexuality ] i wanna make out with like half of the characters

anyways def lots of fights between the nations about where their aforementioned palace will go ( r decides to station in inazuma , preferably near kokomi's shrine place ) and since r can still use the teleport points , it's fine by them if they wanna visit venti for some dandelion wine or zhongli for tales and tea

overlooking the whole imposter or villain au's i like to think being isekai'd into teyvat would be pretty chill

oooo r def likes to hangout / help out in bakeries n stuff

they're also besties with hu tao ( they kiss sometimes probably )

r and cyno have so many inside jokes pls help

idk maybe i'll continue this later or add onto it but im sleepy night guys

#genshin impact #genshin #creator!reader #sagau #sagau fluff #self aware genshin #self aware genshin au #sagau x reader #i love angst n gore but im also a sucker for fluffy obsession #gods pls let this reach the right ppl #i want more ppl to talk ab sagau with

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lolibles · 3 years ago

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playing video games with them| anemo boys <3

characters: kazuha, xiao and venti

very fluffy, a little suggestive in kazuha’s part, slight slight angst for xiao, crack

synopsis: what games you play with them, how they act with you!

not proofread please don’t sue me this is also very random :)

kazuha

playing stardew valley and animal crossing with kazuha is my life goal that will never be fulfilled please cry with me. anyway, just imagine cuddling on the sofa under a thick blanket on a cold rainy day with cups of hot chocolate or tea whilst playing stardew valley. the both of you work through the first year slowly as little farmers doing cute little farm things. also if you ever chose to get into a relationship with any of the npcs in the game kazuha will not be happy, he’d definitely not talk to that particular npc because he is now kazuha’s “sworn enemy”. he will also be a pouty baby, so please apologise and give him kisses. and if you REALLY want to make it up to him, ask him to marry you in animal crossing and this man will be on his knees in a split second. he’d prepare EVERYTHING, from the venue, the guests, he’d even attempt to design his own tux for his little character to wear. and you guys would have such an adorable animal crossing wedding. also because kissing in game is not enough, he’d probably kiss you irl when the wedding officiant says you may now kiss the xx. honestly i see kazuha even going out spontaneously to buy you a promise ring with a little maple leaf engraved in it for you. yes it was an animal crossing wedding, but it was a wedding non the less. playing minecraft with kazuha please, its so fucking wholesome- he’s so good at the game and he doesn’t even try. he knows all the tricks and he’s so sexy with redstone you cant convince me otherwise. he’s also an amazing builder pls wtf. AND OH MY GOD, imagine playing the sims4 with kazuha, he’d literally cry inside. you both would sit next to each other in front of the computer screen for hours just designing your characters. and you would have a little cat too. everytime kazuha’s character flirted with yours, he will definitely shoot you one of his romantic haikus. also the first time your characters woohoo’ed, he most likely would have teased you and said “its unfair that only they get to woohoo you know.” anyway i think playing wholesome games with kazuha is 10 bells out of 10 bells.

xiao

now this one is kinda scary. i think its pretty obvious that xiao plays shooter games honestly. or anything that has to do with fighting. it wasn’t unusual to hear him literally SCREAM randomly throughout the day because of a game. if you ever play shooter games with this aggressive boy, please proceed with caution. i honestly feel like he would be so caught up in the heat of the moment he’d actually forget he was playing with you. so if he ends up getting angry, please bare with him- he honestly doesn’t mean to call you bad, or useless, or trash… I SWEAR. xiao will immediately regret his words and he’d feel so bad. especially after he notices how your mood just instantly dies. he’d feel so bad, even after he apologised and you forgave him, he can’t accept the fact that he just called you- the love of his life something so vulgar. and since he’s so awkward and bad with people he’d literally feel like crying on the spot. he wouldn’t know what to do to make it up to you. the next few days, xiao was so cautious around you- even if you didn’t think much about the incident anymore. in the end even xiao was unable to stay away from you for too long, and he’d ask you to watch him play games instead- which you happily agreed to. he loves it when you straddle him while he sits in his chair while gaming though he’d never admit it. but whenever you felt him get tense, all you had to do was give him a kiss and you just knew he’d calm down. you literally work magic on him. also occasionally you’d hear some idiots in his party talking shit about him, you wouldn’t think twice before speaking into the microphone and start standing up for him, and your grip around his waist would definitely tighten a lot more. “if i ever hear you talking shit about MY boyfriend one more time, i will literally come in game and beat the absolute fuck out of you.” yassss girlboss! xiao’s heart would explode and his face would be beat red, he thinks he doesn’t deserve you. also he thinks your so sexy standing up for him like that, please don’t tease him about it. i rate him a “please dont scold me im trying my best” out of “FUCK YOU SUCKKKKKK”

venti

oh my god, horror games. he hates them but he can’t stop. playing phasmophobia with him would be incredibly fun, but he would make you do all the work literally. he’d be too scared to do anything- and if you ever got caught with the ghost you’d be stupid to think he’d try to save you. he would be the first one out the door and running away. he’s also so loud, your honestly more likely to get jump scared by his screaming than the actual game. other than that i think venti likes to play the sims4 too, except he’s so chaotic about it. he wants to do challenges and he also wants to make like 10 babies with you even if your sims can’t afford them- cries when they are taken away. has all the packs and just enjoys fucking around with everything- also makes bets with you, like whether your baby is going to be a boy or girl, and if you lose you owe him a kiss or he asks you to do something for him. when he plays with you, he needs to be touching your body at all times. he says it makes him feel safe, and warm. so you just let him. venti also wants to play karaoke games with you, he loves your voice so much- whether you can sing or not he loves it. but he will tease you if you cant. he loves duetting with you, to him it’s something very intimate and close to home. he wants to hold your hand and give them a squeeze as an encouragement when you sing with him. and yes you guys probably have played just dance a few times, but venti gets incredibly tired after one round- so please bare with his annoying ass. i think venti is a solid 8 red bulls out of “ive already drank 15”

guys i was supposed to include aether but his part disappeared and i- </3 i’ll have to rewrite and upload it in a second part!! heh sorry for being gone for so long, anyway i have my presentations tomorrow, a test on thursday and another presentation on friday ;-; wish me luck! ill be back writing in a few days while i suffer rn sghshshsh

also @truegaypotat my love here is some xiao content <3

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basilly · 4 years ago

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care packages || irl!p!bench trio x reader

. request: hiiii! could you please write something where the reader (they/them pronouns pls) sends the bench trio each a care package and they open them together on their own streams? thank you and make sure to take care of yourself!

. thank you for the request i thought this was adorable- also for this, say they’re video chatting on discord while on stream

. pronouns: they/them

safely securing the top of the box with shipping tape, you grinned, excited for the boys to receive their surprises. the cream cardboard boxes in front of you held lots of fun snacks and things you had planned to send to them for a while and you had finally got the time to send the packages.

you were unable to contain your excitement, so the most you could do was go to tell them was warn them something was coming.

*y/n joins the vc* “y/nnn” “hi guys! how are you?”

“oh! expect a package in the mail this week- and DO NOT OPEN IT YET. I’m looking at you tommy-” “WHA-” *cue bee&boo bursting into laughter*

effectively getting them excited and reliving a bit of your excitement, you explained they would have to open it on stream together.

tubbo: “wait does this mean ranboo face cam stream?” ranboo: “oh god yea-”

everyone was very excited for ranboo face cam stream, but who wouldn’t be?

after what felt like a slow going, long week, the boys all finally had their packages.

tubbo: “can we open them now?” y/n: “no- you need to all be on stream so i can watch the vod over again in the future.” tubbo: :(

they did not have to wait long though, as they were luckily all free the next day.

“WHAT’S UP CHAT WELCOME BACK TO THE STREAM- as you know- tubbo, ranboo, y/n, and I will be in a discord call- y/n said they have a surprise for us and THIS showed up at my door yesterday so we are going to open it up on stream together.”

y/n: “ok boys- are you ready? Pull out one item at a time, each one has similar but different items” tommy: “guys I have a knife to open this- hopefully this isn’t against twitch TOS” y/n: “tommy be careful please”

tubbo: “can i pick out an item first? you guys are taking too long” tommy: “oh my god shut up tubbo-” ranboo: “sure tubbo” tubbo: “See- this is why i married ranboo”

tubbo lifted the flaps of the box, pulling out the first item he saw.

tubbo: “OH MY GOD! it’s a dinosaur! wait- AND IT LIGHTS UP!” ranboo: “wait does that light up like benson?” tommy: “who’s benson?” tubbo: “oh my god- thank you y/n”

y/n: “tommy you want to go next?”

tommy, being tommy, stuck his hand down to the bottom, pulling out the carefully folded hoodie. the hoodie that you had packed was layered underneath everything out, so once pulled out, tommy effectively had spilled the other contents of the box.

tommy: “oops.” *facepalm*

tommy: “woah- look at this- it’s so cool” y/n: “since tommy already took it out- tubbo and ranboo you guys can get your hoodies too”

tommy quickly shuffled on his new red hoodie, slipping his arms through the sleeves.

chat: DISC THE DISCS tommy: “why is my chat spamming discs?”

over the chest area were embroidered discs, something tommy had failed to notice. tubbo and ranboo at this point had also put on their own hoodies, ranboo’s a black and white hoodie with an allium and tubbo’s a light blue with a bee.

ranboo: “this is sick- thank you” y/n: “there’s still more in the box you know.”

ranboo: “chat- y/n is so freaking cool, look at all of this”

one by one, the boys showed off their new items.

tommy: “is this a water bottle? it looks like a torch!”

tubbo: “its a surprise mystery toy! and you dig it out using a tiny minecraft tool-”

ranboo: “a new mask? pog! i needed a new one, this one is stuffy”

the entire time you couldn’t help but smile, you loved being able to make the boys smile. it was like watching kids opening gifts on christmas.

along with snacks, hoodies, toys, you had one more surprise for them.

y/n: “ok- ready for the last thing? there should be an envelope taped to the bottom of each box.”

curious, the boys tear at the envelope carefully. it had been a thin envelope, seeming as though there was a letter inside.

y/n: “ok- read it!” tubbo: “thank you guys for becoming..” tommy: “my best friends and providing me laughter..” ranboo: “what if we could make these laughs in person? y/n?” y/n: “surprise! we’re all going to meet up! i don’t know when yet, but i was able to get my parents to talk to yours- a meet up is planned sometime soon.”

the boys paused in shock, tommy being the first to wear it off.

tommy: “vlog content!” tubbo: “wait this means we can like- go to cool places and do cooking streams” y/n: yup! squad content! ranboo: “wow, y/n thank you so much for all of this.”

tubbo: “this has been the bay day ever- wait no the best day ever is when we will meet” tommy: “yea- thank you, seriously” ranboo: “everyone pls send y/n some love, they are amazing.”

none of you could wait till the meet up, but could not be happier knowing it would come soon.

an: i’m going to be honest, i didn’t know where I was going with this so sorry for the awful ending- this could have been better in head cannon format

taglist: @bozowrites @kai-was-here @xoxothornbudoxox @nite-land @truthfulsyncerity @forutheworld @losingvienna @luluwinchester @cr0wbonezz-wr1ting-inc @dreamiewrites @a-simp-for-block-people @dysfunctionalcrab @ella-ivanov @akasuki @bioluminescentfrog @brainsanalysis @momo-has-a-gun @korylyzed @etherealexsistence @sleepysoupi @1ghoste1 @ialexabsuniverse @disastrousdream @inniterhq @bugthegremlin @spoonz @god1ngs @sabinanotfound

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matchablossomwrites · 3 years ago

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TR as types of gamers

Heya this is Basil. This has probably been done before, but I thought since no one's exactly sent me any requests I may as well do this ahead of time. anyhow enjoy!

So to start things off with Takemichi pls he's the guy who's screaming- the enemy's near: he's screaming. He's caught outside in Minecraft: dear god poor bby. He also gets jump scared so easily. I can just feel it. The Mizo Middle often tease him about it poor bby

I feel like Hina would definitely be the type to be all "Oh please go easy on me I'm a girl~" and then smoke them- like what I do (even tho I'm not hahah) with an uwu voice and EVERYTHIng but then just straight up whoop their asses. lemme tell ya it's a good strategy-

Emma is the exACT opposite of Hina. She'll say she's good but then ends up struggling quite a bit and has to have Draken or Mikey help. Once she gets the hang of it though she's really good ^^

Mikey either has two moods while gaming: 1) He's super happy and is just doing his thing and is focused. 2) RUN- Please dear god the enemy team should be afraid. He's not had a good day and this is his stress reliever.

Going along with the theme of Mikey: the founders of Toman often play minecraft together a lot or whatever game they're feeling like. they have a voice chat and they'll just be talking about whatever comes to mind.

Draken is the silent type of gamer. He's laser focused on what he's doing that is until he hears Mikey say something that prompts him to reply or something of the sort.

PLs Baji is the type to forget to mute his mic sometimes so you'll hear things you'd rather not hear or weren't meant to hear. Baji would also be the type to break a controller when he's angry- 😣 Pls his mom gets so mad.

Chifuyu is actually really good at video games ^^ He's the type to have a nice setup too. Chifuyu's the type who Pah-chin would accuse of cheating just cause he's that good haha XD

Kazutora would be much like Draken being more of a quiet gamer. I can see him being the type to accidentally yelp when he gets jump scared while they're playing horror games. Him, Mikey, and Takemichi 😭

Pls they only invite Kisaki every so often to game with them just to have to kick him and Hanma off later cause they keep blowing up/stealing their shit. 😒

As stated above- Hanma's a chaotic type of gamer- He'll annoy you on purpose.

Smiley would the type to loudly curse over the mic if they lose XD I can see him as being so like calm and just chatting and then they lose and all you hear is a vERY loud "FUCK" and everyone's like 👁👄👁💧 on the nicer side of things though he'd definitely have a lot of good plays

Angry on the other hand I can see as the type of guys who doesn't really talk until he sees his teammates struggling. Ya know he's focused and then he sees someone coming towards his teammate and he's like "yo Smiley behind you bro-" Pls don't let him play horror games I BEG OF YOU-

Hakkai would definitely be there for support a lot. He's such a good teammate and if you need back up he's there almost immediately. bless his heart if he's a healer

Mitsuya is the type of gamer to bring his sisters on stream or better yet make a CUTE stream teaching them how to game and the fans always ask how they are ❤️😭 it makes him so happy

Inui doesn't really talk but he gives me the vibes that if you watch his streams they're definitely entertaining especially if he's with Toman or even just a stream between him and Koko

This finally brings me to Kokonoi- pls he has that cash flow since he looks so hot- his fans SIMP for him so much and bc of that he gets so much money pls- he knows how to work them while also playing and his friends are so done at times XD

a/n: Thank you for taking the time to read it. I hope you have a great day ^^

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soft-boi-eli · 3 years ago

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can i pls get some cc! techno x ftm(or male in general) reader where they chill on a stream and are really fluffy??? ur writing is amazing btw (｡’▽’｡)♡

Yea. And thank you so much!

Not proofread or edited due to ✨stress and anxiety✨

Tw:none just pure fluff, well mentions the word pain bur that's it.

Yeah hope your guises Christmas was good. I'm posting that at 4am so noice.

He's my lap warmer.

One thing you love about techno, he was normally faceless. Meaning you could just lay there and soak up his warmth. Enjoy the company. Watch him wipe the floor with these noobs.

That was if you were silent. Today you messed up. It was a mincraft stream. You thought that he was muted. "I'm cold. And in pain can you help me." Your voice was tired. You appointment for your first testosterone was tomorrow and you just wanted his company.

"Yeah. Just come here." His voice was tense.

Not knowing why you just casually climbed into his lap, ear to his heart, staddling his waist as you just lay there. "This is my boyfriend. Or as I like to call him my personal lap warmer." You hummed lightly as you looked at the screen.

"He's honestly one of the best people I know. Love him to death. He's helped me so much and now I'm helping him through what he needs." Facecam was on and he wasn't muted. But chat was spamming alot of supporting things.

You never really had an issue with chat. That was due to the fact that you never really were noticed. Then a dono came up.

"To your significant other. Blood king, queen, thing, or God/goddess of blood? Due to your status to our blood God."

Ah.

Thinking for a second you decided. "God of blood. Anarchy for life." You were quick to speak.

"You sir are correct." Techno spoke. Looking down to you. "So how do you like my lap warmer guys? He's amazing eh?" Chat was exploding.

Ever since his cancer diagnosed he's been tired, but he's going strong. There was no reason for him to give up now, you, his fans, his friends. the blood god will never die.

“hey. i’m not a lap warmer only you ass.” lightly pushing his head away from you he laughed. “oh come on you’re warm and comfy to me. let me joke around about it,” with that you gave a pout and rolled your eyes.

chat was booming with the issue of a ship name. “guys guys, their the anarchy parents, or the anarchy dads.” laughing lightly at the names you spoke, “anarchy dads, that sounds better then anarchy parents. how do you feel about that techno?” he hummed slightly. “if thats what they decide on i cant stop it. so as long as you feel okay with that im good.”

chanting through out the chat, then a discord call. philza minecraft’s name was on one of the desktops, one that was opened to discord.

answering it with his free hand techno was quick to greet him. “hallo!” you nodded, “philza minecraft has joined the call. pog!” you spoke.

“ah hello. i had to check in on you guys, it seemed your stream was booming quite a bit. had to check in.” such a dad. “yeah. (y/n) decided to join in and it seems like the chat loved him.”

“i can see that.” waving to the camera you relaxed a bit more, “i havent seen your face before. but i can see why techno brags about you.” ah yes, techno’s bragging, it’s something that happens alot when you lay on his lap when he does stream. it was one of your favorite places.

“yeah. when he does brag im normally exsiting on his lap, either watching him or sleeping. it’s kinda weird to hear it,” you streched slightly. “but it assures me that im not the only one that thinks so highly of the other.”

“so you think of him just as highly? it seems nearly impossible with how much he talk about you.” you could hear the smile in his voice. “yeah. but i dont really brag that much. just kinda vibe here and think that im saying it.” techno was starting up a game of bed wars.

“ha. you’re gonna wipe the floors with these noobs.” you smirked slightly.

“you are quite correct.” techno was fast to speak up, anwsering you.

“techno we’re stealing your boyfriend. he’s ours now.” you looked at the screen, your face resting in a upset look. “im not going to go. he’s my boyfriend and i love him too much.” you spoke.

god even if you werent such a secret now you loved techno too much to leave him. and you were staying with him. no and if or buts about it.

hello people. as it gets closer and closer to my appointment on the 27th of january, i get more and more scared and all. so im sorry it’s take me a bit to finish up my request right now.

and thank you for people who are being paitent with me.

eli out.

#mcyt fluff #techno x reader #mcyt #techno mcyt #technoblade x reader #mcyt imagine #mcyt x reader #technoblade

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sleepysnk · 4 years ago

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ok i got extremely bored and decided to make these 😐, I TRIED MY BEST SO SORRY OF THESE ARE DRY AKANSNSNKQ. anyways i hope you guys enjoy! :)

Minecraft Headcanons

Characters: Eren Jaeger

Warnings: Cursing, angry boy Eren

Eren Jaeger:

- OH MY GOD, PLAYING WITH EREN IS ABSOLUTELY A ROLLERCOASTER RIDE. he is definitely very odd to play with and let me tell you why.

- Eren plays Minecraft pretty often, it isn't his favorite game, but when he wants to change it up he'll call you up and you'll hop on.

- jesus christ, he sucks at building. HE WOULD FALL OFF A MILLION TIMES AND GET SO PISSED OFF. he hates building houses, so usually he'll have you build the house with him.

- this man hates dying in the game. he definitely rage quits a lot. he will start screaming and yelling whenever he sees a creeper 😭, he runs away and almost dies freaking out because he thought it was gonna explode.

- he's fallen in lava and died then left the game

- Eren is actually pretty good at mining, besides him dying a few times, he knows where to find good shit. he'll go mining while you hold down the fort, he comes back with good loot too. on a few occasions your ass had to go and rescue him 😭 because he got stuck in a cave.

- he's so disorganized, he never has room in his inventory.

- he'll put his bed next to yours and act all cool about it.

- "ah ha ha babe i put my bed next to yours, come sleep with me ;)"

- HE HATES GOING TO THE NETHER. he always ends up falling near lava, or getting attacked by the piglins. HE ONCE GOT ATTACKED BY ZOMBIE PIGMEN AND YOU HAD TO COME RESCUE HIM.

- he'd have a dog and he'd name it Eren Jr. or something and he'd always have his dog with him.

- EREN ALWAYS HITS THE VILLAGERS AND THE IRON GOLEM ALWAYS ENDS UP KILLING HIM 😭.

- "did you die again?"

- "yeah.."

- "STOP HITTING THE VILLAGERS."

- he'd always stay up late with you playing, he doesn't go to sleep until you do. sometimes you'll play till like 4 am and he has no issue with that.

- HE YELLS A TON. SOMETIMES CARLA COMES IN TO SHUSH HIM 😭.

- has the most boujee tools and armor 🙄✨, he always has enchanted swords and pickaxes.

- Eren would always hit you on purpose, he likes to fight with you and one time you killed him. let's just say 😳😳 he was not happy.

- "BABE BABE BABE THERE'S A FUCKING CREEPER OUTSIDE, DON'T GO OUTSIDE."

- he names his horse Jean.

- one time he stole a villager in a boat and he made the villager live with you guys, YOU WERE SO PISSED BUT EREN FOUND IT SO FUNNY.

- Eren makes you dive into ravines with him 😐😭, like he literally forces you to go down there and get any useful stuff LMAO.

- okay i see him doing cute things in minecraft 🥺, he'll make you something to log on and see. he'll give you flowers or make you one of the lil minecraft cakes. HE'S SO CHEESY AND CUTE LIKE THAT OKAY?

- he always kills the mobs that are attack you like a little protective bf 😭.

- "did he just touch you? hell nah, i can only touch her stupid zombie,"

- don't take him exploring, he will get lost and have to tell you his coordinates so you can come find him and bring him home LMAO.

- builds a god damn sex dungeon.

- when you die he ends up laughing his ass off, he's such a petty little shit like that 😐.

- he always takes risks, he'll gang up on the pillagers and almost die in the process. HIS ASS ALWAYS ENDS UP LEADING RAIDS TOWARDS YOUR HOUSE SO YOU HAVE TO COME HELP.

- he'd definitely be the type to throw the controller when he's pissed off at the game or when he dies lmao.

- pls these were fun to write 😭

#anime #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #aot x y/n #aot x reader #aot headcanons #snk x y/n #snk x reader #snk headcanons #shingeki no kyoujin fanfiction #eren jaeger #eren x reader #eren jaeger x reader #attack on titan headcanons #anime headcanons #pls this was fun #eren <3

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seyenna · 4 years ago

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Philza and/or Techno and/or Ranboo fic recs

just some of my fav dsmp fics, mainly phil, techno or ranboo bc i’m biased but also a bunch of sbi and others

this one goes out mainly to zablr discord my beloved

pls tell me if the links don’t work

all of these are on ao3

rating\status(complete/ongoing)\warnings\word count\misc tags

ichor flows free amongst the iron by summer_rising

T\o\violence\13k\series\gods AU

Summary:

A gods and goddesses AU of the Dream SMP, dramatized for all our benefits.

First work:

"Two gods meeting on a mountaintop overlooking the stormy sea? Very classy, Dream, I appreciate your taste."

Dream didn't turn to look at him, but the faint shake of his shoulders let Techno know he had heard.

"Scar's healing up nicely, I see," Techno mumbled with a light nod of his head.

"Mhm. Cut nice and clean. Not that I expected any less from you, of course."

The god of power and the god of luck meet on a mountaintop to discuss Luck's standing in the ongoing political disaster.

We're Only Young by ImperialKatwala

G\o\-\66k\series\Dream & Technoblade

It's easy to forget amid the chaos and bloodshed how similar - and how young - Dream and Technoblade really are.

And when the sun comes up, you'll find a brand new god. by SkyboxZoo

M\o\violence\19k\gods AU

Summary:

The wounds from the fight had healed nigh instantly, but the golden blood still soaked Techno’s shirt. His cloak had gotten torn off and his hair had fallen out of its pony-tail. Ichor pooled in his boots. The man left a trail of golden, bloody footprints in his wake.

old gods (new gods) by WriterWinged

T\o\-\9k\series\gods AU

Summary of first work:

Survival, Blood, Madness. Philza, Technoblade, Wilbur Soot. Three gods who have never cared for mortal life, who play with them when they want to, who kill their toys just as easily. How, then, did a mortal end up in their hands?

This House Is A Fucking Nightmare by SilverWing15

T\c\-\17k\series\sbi

Summary:

AU Where Phil isn't quite as willing to stand by while his sons drop like flies

Summary of third part (my fav):

Does lingering too long in the shadow of a god make you a god? The voices in his head seem to think so.

His brothers know he's older than them but they don't know how much

OR: Technoblade doesn't think his brothers realize how different they are from ordinary men. After all, ordinary men may fight the gods, but they don't win.

It's been a long day. by BecausePlot

G\c\-\3k\Philza & Ranboo

Summary:

Sides are bad: he knows that much. He’s seen it tear people apart time and time again, so when he decided to separate himself from Tubbo and keep his distance, he knew he was in the right.

Well. He thought he was in the right, at the time. Sitting all by himself on the steps to the Prime Path, he’s not so sure anymore.

Yes, the sides might have torn the others apart, might have made them so weak that they have no choice but to fold under Dream’s hand, but at least they aren’t lonely.

So are sides bad?

‘I don’t know.’

~*~

Or, Ranboo looks out at the ruins of L'Manburg, feeling more lost and lonely than he ever has.

But, as he soon finds, he's not as alone as he thinks.

the voices in my head, they say a lot of things by rosyasteria

-\c\violence\1k\Technoblade-centric

Summary:

Some days the voices didn’t listen. They didn’t let up. They screamed instead of whispered, relentless, assaulting his ears until they bled.

tell them i was the warmest place you knew and you turned me cold by rosyasteria

-\c\-\2k\Techonblade-centric

Summary:

Technoblade cared. But in the end it just fucked him over.

For the majority of his life, Techno felt like less of a companion, less of a family member, and more like a weapon to be wielded. 'The Blade' they called him; never 'friend'.

It Leaves Little Time for Anything Else by mirandible

M\c\-\1k\part of series\Dream & Technoblade

Summary:

A young man aims for the top, but fate has other plans for him. So does Technoblade, apparently.

(Or: answering the question of “Why does Techno hide his scars if they’re supposed to be some sort of trophy? Why keep your point of pride a secret?”)

the best requiem is a bar of silence (and I'll sing it, even if I must hold back my tears) by jello12451

T\o\-\10k\Philza & Technoblade

Summary:

He can’t help the noise of celebration that escapes him. Techno- this means that Techno’s free, and he got his horse back, and everything is alright-

Tubbo, filled with rage at Phil’s cheers, turns and impulsively shoots an arrow.

He doesn’t expect to hit his target.

---

Alternatively: What if Phil didn't have a bucket of water when Tubbo shot him?

Change fate by being aggressively kind by sircantus

T\o\-\13k\sbi, Philza-centric

Summary:

“You do understand that you’re caring for the thing meant to bring destruction and chaos to our world, right?” The woman asks, Phil looking behind him fondly as Techno grabs at the ends of his wings.

“He’s just a child.” Phil answers distractedly, humming as his wings get gently yanked at.

“He’s the first of three to destroy life as we know it! Shouldn’t we, well, get rid of him?!”

“Oh, no.” Phil raises his eyes with a sharp glare. “Believe me, I have my own way of preventing the apocalypse.”

---

Or, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy are basically chaotic forces of nature, destined from birth to end the world and bring destruction. Most who hear of the tale of them are trying their best to track them down, and to end the monsters while they’re still young, still just children.

Phil has a different plan.

(In which Phil raises the minecraft equivalents of the anti-christ with love and support, so much so to the point where the world ending is really just a funny thought, and Phil has three kids who casually have powers that are bit more extreme than anything else in the world)

I promised you that everything would be fine by findingkairos

G\c\-\6k\Technoblade-centric

Summary:

manifestation: (n.)

1. an event, action, or object that clearly shows or embodies something abstract or theoretical;

2. a version or incarnation of something or someone;

3. an appearance of a ghost or spirit;

4. the Blood God.

When he's young and still alone, still establishing his reputation as the immortal warrior, Technoblade makes up an imaginary friend.

Years later, the blood god is very real and very much a god: one that is prepared to do anything for their first and only friend.

the inner mechanism of a black box by Bee_4

T\c\violence, self-harm\Technoblade-centric

Summary:

Technoblade lets himself get imprisoned for Philza’s sake. He doesn’t plan on being there long. Unfortunately, he’s underestimated Pandora’s Vault.

There are things that will make even the Blade fall apart in due time, as it turns out.

carry all my sins by BananasofThorns

T\c\-\4k\Ranboo-centric

Summary:

Ranboo swallows. “All my armor and weapons and stuff are missing. Fundy and I were gonna go looking for them after the festival, I think.”

“I see.” Tubbo smiles again, but this time it doesn’t reach his eyes. “Well, I’m sure it’ll be fine, it’s just a festival. We could probably find someone to lend you a sword or an axe or something.”

He starts towards the stage, waving at people when they call his name, and Ranboo follows. The original panic has dulled to a cold buzz in his chest, but apprehension still wraps itself around his body like chains. He doesn’t like being without his armor and tools; he feels too exposed, and if something happens, he’ll be helpless.

“Ranboo?” Tubbo calls, glancing back.

Ranboo shakes his head and hurries to catch up. “Yeah, it’ll be fine,” he repeats. “Everything’s gonna be fine."

Tubbo grins. “That’s the spirit.”

Rule 5: be loyal. L'manberg doesn't do well with supposed traitors. Ranboo deals with the consequences.

Sojourn by Lacy_Star

T\o\-\13k\Ranboo & Technoblade & Philza

Summary:

“Well…” Ranboo started slowly, “You see, uh… I kinda… don’t have a house anymore, obviously. Um… Phil found me in—“ He paused, cutting himself off and squinting at the floorboards— very discreet, “Phil… found me. And… um… He said I could stay by you guys. Like, um, by the dog house he wants to build?” He paused, then began to ramble, “But, uh, if you don’t want me here, I understand— and I’m sorry for coming in your house when you weren’t here, I swear I didn’t touch anything— it was just cold outside and—“

Techno just stared at him. And how, how was this the second time this had happened to him? How was this the second time he returned home after battle to discover an injured teenage boy waiting for him, seeking assistance with nowhere to go? And how badly had that ended last time, in nothing but betrayal and insults?

---

AKA: Phil drags a half-enderman home after Doomsday, and Techno decides that they can keep it. For now.

can an axe count as rent? by aboutfivebees

T\c\-\4k\Ranboo & Technoblade & Philza

Summary:

Ranboo’s struggling to settle into his new life on the Arctic Anarchist Commune, but at least he’s got bread.

or the struggles of an enderman hybrid to come up with a housewarming gift to give to his friends, who are just trying to adopt him

The Caged Bird Sings of Freedom by StarPrince_Punk

T\o\-\25k\Ranboo & Technoblade & Philza

Summary:

The Blade's stance was still tense, his body prepared to fight at a moment’s notice if need be. “What’s your name?” Phil asked “My… name?” The Blade asked. “Yeah. Your name isn’t actually The Blade, right? That’s like a stage name?” Phil tried to keep his tone light. “What’s your real name?” The Blade hesitated. “No one… No one’s called me by my name in a long time.” ------- When Phil comes across Ranboo in his panic room after L'Manberg's destruction, it reminds him of when he first met Technoblade. And just like when he met Techno, Phil's first instinct is that he has to help this kid. While living together, Techno and Ranboo learn that they're much more similar than they had previously thought, and Phil learns that it's not too late for him to be a better dad.

This already feels like more of a home by H3118ENDER

T\o\violence, death\18k\Ranboo & Technoblade & Philza

Summary:

As the ashes of L'Manberg settle the conflict continues to come to life setting the stage for a new wave of blood shed. Stuck slam in the middle of past and present friends Ranboo is coming to learn that even without nations to their names feelings and feuds don't die but people, people do.

A Shadow of a Shadow by unappetizingegg

T\c\-\4k\ Ranboo & Technoblade & Philza

Summary:

There were a few beats of silence, and then- “What are your plans, now? Do you need a place to stay?”

That caught him off guard. Surely he’d heard incorrectly. Phil was offering him a home, right after he’d orchestrated the destruction of his past one? It didn’t make any sense, none of it did. Why would Phil say that?

Then he remembered, he remembered Techno stopping him in the fight. He remembered being handed his book, the question in Techno’s gaze. He swore, in that moment, Technoblade, the Technoblade, had been worried about him. He remembered that he had been told to leave, to run, to get away and preserve himself. He had spared him, he remembered that Techno had spared him.

Techno had helped him. Phil had tried to protect him, to get him away from the danger.

They were there for him.

---

alternatively:

Ranboo is alone. But he really isn't.

Meritocracy by oddsbodkins

G\o\-\18k\Dream & Technoblade, sbi, medieval AU

Summary:

Dream is more successful than he'd ever imagined - but there's one thing that's been bothering him. Technoblade, his biggest rival, the Acolyte of the Blood God and King of the Arena, went missing last spring, just before Dream got the chance to duel him. Without that one achievement to pave his way, all the following victories have felt cheap.

So, Dream hired some goons to dig Technoblade up and pester him into coming back to the Capitol, for one last showdown. Easy enough, right?

Interlude I: "Promises to Keep" by Ozzyyy

T\c\-\1k\part of a series\Technoblade & Philza

Summary:

These woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep

And miles to go before I sleep And miles to go before I sleep.

Techno has a plan. It's crazy. It's insane, it's actually just batshit bonkers. But if chaos cannot be enjoyed together, then what's it worth, yeah? There's a certain beauty in watching the world burn from the center of the flames. Phil intends to be there.

I Don't Want To Start A Fight (wouldn't you rather start a riot?) by KryOnBlock

T\c\violence, death\15k\Technoblade & Philza & Ranboo

Summary:

An universal ping rang out from behind him, the third and final he knew, and Phil sobbed, clutching the body tighter.

Techno didn’t move.

It always has been Technoblade and Philza, Philza and Technoblade. Take on half, and you shall never go back.

Sheltered by Lulatic

G\c\-\6k\Ranboo & Technoblade

Summary:

It was cold outside. But Techno never heard Ranboo complain.

That was the best excuse he could muster to keep him out.

Antarctic Princes 'verse by BirchWrites

T\o\-\15k\series\sbi

Summary:

Loosely-connected one shots set in an AU where the Antarctic Empire and the Dream SMP are in the same world. Ordered chronologically, but each fic can be read as a standalone thing

Summary of first part:

Oh shit. Forget arrested; Dream’s going to have to tell Wilbur that he watched Tommy get stabbed for being terminally stupid.

May we cross paths again by QueenLunaFreed

G\c\-\1k\Dream & Technoblade

Summary:

“Even if tomorrow it’s just us versus the entire server, Dream, I’m telling you right now - I have confidence.”

---

Dream couldn’t comprehend the pacing contradiction in front of him, the weakness he could clearly see, but would never comment on. Because this man has been defying Dream's expectations since they first met, because despite them not being friends and having no reason to trust each other, Dream knew that Technoblade is the only person who he’d trust to do this right. To destroy L'Manberg alongside him yet again, this time for real.

leave me your starlight by findingkairos

T\o\-\18k\Technoblade & Philza

Summary:

For you the world, Phil.

Once upon a time, Philza Minecraft is the only person who does not shy away from the bloody teen that regularly turns the tide of war.

This cements a friendship that will last wars, empires, worlds, and lifetimes.

---

(Featuring: Back to Back Badasses, healthy relationships, accidental deification, intentional world domination, and Phil's past coming back to haunt his best friend.)

#fanfic #dsmp #technoblade #philza #ranboo #zablr #fic recs

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