#Oh baby I see I seee

[plistommy]

We know Joe, we know.

[luck-of-the-drawings]

FOR A BEAT OF HEART, THE BREATH IS SHOT. AND WITHIN A BREATH, THE HEART IS CAUGHT. THE PIPES ARE BURSTING, UNDER GREAT STRESS, BOLTS TORN ASUNDER, MAKING A MESS. A FINAL COUGH, A FINAL RETCH, A GOREY SLOUGH, CLAIMED BY WRETCH.

[littlemclarennorris]

KINGS DAY

Lando Norris X Reader Insta AU

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Amsterdam, Netherlands

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@yourinstagram : Hey siri how do you say goodmorning in Dutch 🇳🇱

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@landosfloffyhead can Lando fight because…Dutch men are vultures 😭

@ynsno1stan oh she’s too gorgeous I can’t take it !!!

@ciscanorris1 after kings day consider yourself officially a Norris by BLOOD 🤭

@landonorris is your name amster ?? Because DAMN ❤️

— @yourinstagram thank god you’re handsome 😭 because baby that’s not…

— @landonorris can’t wait 2 see you <3

@martingarix i hope you have your uniform !!!

— @martingarix Orange isn’t my colour therefore I will NOT be attending the celebrations sarryyy 😋

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@f1driversgossip : How it started 🆚 How it’s going….mclarens golden boy @landonorris seems to be letting loose this weekend as he parties all night celebrating kings day with famous Dutch DJ & Best friend @martingarix !! We’re unsure on how serious Norris’s injury is yet we’re also wondering where the drivers girlfriend @yourinstagram is seeing as she’s also in the country according to her recent post…🇳🇱 stay updated for more.

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@landoscurls BYEEEEEE Lando is a PR nightmare 💀

@ynsarmy does y/n even KNOW that her child is drinking

@lando04nation mr “I don’t drink” 🤨 beat his ass y/n !!!

@ln4loyalistt I’m sorry ? Is THEE Lando Norris… DRUNK 😭 this was not on my 2024 bingo card I fear

@yourinstagram so this explains why he hasn’t responded to me in hours 🧍🏽‍♀️

— @ln4whoree uh ohhhh 💀

@landosgoatee HELP NOT Y/N FINDING OUT THE SAME THROUGH INSTA LIKE US 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@mclarensfirstwin I hope lando’s a fast runner because when y/n catches his 5’3 ass LMAOOOO

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Lando’s Instagram story

Yourinstagram story

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@landonorris : Paddle + Pizza + My Pretty Lady 🍕❤️🇳🇱Amsterdam you’ve been a blast …as for @martingarix you will pay for your crimes.

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@yourinstagram I love you stoopid head ❤️

@ln4 parents & paddle 🥹 love to seee it

@landosflooff *sighs* I just love them so much

@lando04loyalist she’s amazing and he’s there 🧍🏽‍♀️

@ynsupdates lowkey wish she grounded him 🫡

— @yourinstagram him and Martin are on time out from seeing eachother don’t worry !! Mum said NO 🫡

@martingarix same time next year ??

@adam_norris_pure_electric I think he got a smacked bottom folks lol !! Hope the nose is okay muppet son🥸

— @yourinstagram I made him sit on the naughty step too for not answering his phone.

@quadrantnation booo 🍅🍅🍅 put him in the dog house mother !!

@landonorris CAN EVERYONE STOP ENCOURAGING MORE PUNISHMENT !! I HAVE SUFFERED ENOUGH 🙃

@riabishh I say take away all his devices for underage drinking 👀 no 14 year old son of ours goes partying in the dam and gets away with it.

@maxfewtrell 🤣🤣🤣send him to the dog house !!! And throw away the key

@landnorris ENOUGH I SAID 🤺🤺🤺🤺

[dilfl0v3rss]

Twitter links be so inspiring and -an-

LISTEN!!!BASED ON THAT LAST TWITTER LINK

(anon big brain btw😩)

Dominican!connie fucking you on a yatch.

*runs away while laughing 🤭*

RAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

“that’s it’s mami. take all this dick” he whispered, inked hand wrapped around your neck as connie had you bent over the railing of the yacht. his dick kissing your cervix repeatedly as your juices trickled down your thighs. “papiiii. someone w-will seee, let’s s-stoppp” your mouth was saying one thing, but your body was saying something completely different. pussy clenching him tightly as if you were trying to trap him inside of you.

connie breathed out a chuckle, slapping his heavy hand on your ass while he looked at the beautiful view of the water around you. “ain’t nobody on this water but us baby. and even if someone did see i wouldn’t give a fuck. this my pussy” his words brought a certain tingle to your core as you began to move yourself back onto his dick. meeting him halfway to get him into you harder and faster. “oh shittt there you go. take it baby, y’know papi would give you anything you want” you nodded along to his words, eyes rolled to the back of your skull as connie began to quickly rub your clit.

“you like your boat baby? tell daddy how much you like it.” his thick fingers moved rougher, his other arm quickly wrapping around your stomach as your knees began to buckle. this man has pulled about three other orgasms out of you. the evidence on the floor as he continued to fuck you over the puddle of your juices below him. “l-love it so so much d-daddy. love your dick a-and my b-boat shittt” connie felt your pussy squeeze him so tightly, making him unable to resist the urge to fuck you ever harder so he could fill you up. “eres tan guapa mami fuckk” as he filled you up your release spilled out of you in quick splashes, knees completely giving out as your eyes began to close after your orgasm.

“wake that ass up ma m’not done yet. i’m fucking you in the pool next”

[josukebrainrot]

4&13 not sfw prompts for our baby josuke?? i honestly relate with you, josuke is just miam we love him <33 ty !!

a/n: yall really like to kill me, also this was very fem at first but it turned gendered netural so all my homies can enjoy this. also I wrote this in a normal writing format no hc/bullet point format so, tell me how I did.

warnings: not sfw, hinted at sex, hand over mouth, foreplay, hinted at voyeurism/forced masturbastion

prompt(s): 4) “You’d better be quiet if you don’t want to get caught.” + 13) “Touch yourself for me.”

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

nothing can explain how this started. one second you and josuke were playing playing video games. the next you two were mouths on mouths, hands on skin. nimble fingers tugging, pulling, sliding oh so down

it took until you started tugging at his jacket for josuke to pull away from you whining.

“what? you’re no fun” his lip pouting.

at this point you were in his lap, hands wrapped about your waist “josuke, please. too many layers”

he laughs before he started pulling off his jacket and white shirt leaving himself in his yellow undershirt

“seee there” he teases before pulling you over and tugged on your clothes. “now, it’s your turn”

he tugged you in to kiss you. his hands went to your shirt and pulled it off then they went down to your waistband. your hand stopped him.

“hey,” he soothes, his hand shooting up to cup your cheek. “I’m sorry did I take to far?”

“no you just shocked me” his eyes looked for anything in yours. he saw nothing out of the ordinary.

“Are you sure?"

“yes, josuke”

That’s when he put a hand behind your head, the other on the small of your back, and turned you over and on to the ground. “good”

kissing your neck as he shimmied whatever you were wearing down your legs. he smiled against your neck hearing you mewl.

his hand palmed your most sensitive area making a moan rip through you. “hey, hey”

he putting his hand over your mouth. “You’d better be quiet if you don’t want to get caught.”

right his mom was in one of the next rooms. she could all the expletives her son and his partner were doing at this very moment if she was close by. you nod as he moves his hand away from your mouth.

his hand currently on your underwear moved to removed them as he gawked in the most lowkey way possible.

“wow,” he breathed as he flicked his eyes to yours from above. “it’s like the first time all over again”

he chuckled seeing you try to curl up into yourself and to cover your face. his hands going to stop you. “hey, why are you embarrassed?”

you didn’t answer, he knew why. he liked seeing the effect he has on you by the saying things like that. things that will have you bothered in more ways than one.

“you’re embarrassing. you know that”

“oh, so I’m embarrassing” his hand started gripping one of yours that was going to cover your face, then he started dragging it down. way down. “okay then, touch yourself for me.”

[benslittlestarkiller]

Vladimir Makarov Headcannon Imagines

This is dedicated to those who wanted me to write a Vladimir makarov story 💋

Vladimir is a traditional man. He shows his woman respect

He demands respect from you, too, however

If you disrespect him, it’s like a fun game for him

He gets to punish you

He makes sure the punishment is not only fun for him, but fun for you as well

Everything is consensual between you

And he also likes when you’re on top… though he never emit it…

Vladimir take you on dates to expensive restauraunts. You can order whatever you want

Total sugar daddy material. He buys you dresses and expanto sive jewellery,

he take you to Prsfda, VChannel, Gucchi, , Her,mires,

All the nicest stores in Moscow

You never have to work a day in you life with him, cus he will take CARE of you.

Yiu do NOt have to voook, clean or anything elsoe

He hires a maid for you, she do everything

You call him “Vladdy” or “Vladdy Daddy’

Vladmir stoood on the balcony of his expensive high rise penthouse apartment suite condominium umm

He never like to see you wear revealing deresss. Your body for his eye only. NO man loo at yoo

OR ELSE BREAK KNEE…..

You came up behind he and wrap ur fingers around he waist gently feeling his hardened muscles and sclupted booty, his firm body tough from battles he had won during his time in the military when he was younger, the training had formed him in to the hardend virilie form he had now.

“What is it baby girl” he asked in Russian accentw

He accent make your coochie tighten with need for he hardened thivk veiny bulging cook

When Flaccid it was like a Makarov pistole.

But when standing at attention like right now it was big as AK-47

“Vladdy I want you” you said in a breathless voice

“I want you too baby girl” he picked you up

And set you down effortlessly on the balcony railing 50 stories up

He grips youe thighs in his strong hands spreading your legs as wide as the black sea

Your princess parts already just as wet as the sea 2, u panties drooping weet and socked with need for Valdimie

“Ohhh please daddy I need it, my coochie is tingling”

Ur word gets hum going with intense adn debilitatng nerf NEED

So sorry guys news device so HWSF. t hard to tupe type with :C

His dick slid against your intimage area, his dripping essence mingling with yours

He slode your panties aasdide and pushed the tip, like the Onion dome of St Basils Chuch, against

You dripping aching cunt.

He take tim e filling you slowly so you fee each inch adn centimeter of his engorged and throbbing member

Your head falls back in exsctasy “OJHHHk….” you manned

nd he MAnned too. TThe feleling of. f your atight wales

Encasing him and sucking his deeper

He filled you deeply until he breached the sensitive barrier of your cachinh aching cervix

“OHHHHH Please full me deeper VlDDDY!”

“Oh baby gur yuo felt so sgoood……. ugh ugh ugh”

Each moan of his pleasure made you wall clench, squeesing him tight like squeezing into a pair of jeans after eating a generous bowl of borscht.

“oh, Bladimir, I can;t i htink i’m gonna……”

You body shakwes violently as you come on his virlie cup

“AHHHH@@!!!!! Bladdy!!!! Vlad@@!!!!”

The feelungb of u tight geat him close t o the edge of falling off thr edge of bluss

But h held back,

His trusts becme hurdle nd fatter as he is losing himswlf in plosure

His cock swells like a sponge left in the sink during washing up after dinner

But you didn’t knew about it acuz your maid did it

Hoa beethunf becined eruged BS

And thun he cams inside your

Hole

Thick hefty spurts fill your waiting womb like a bowl waiting to be filled with borscht

Or a pelmeni dumpling being filled with a serving of meat and veggies

His cum drips our off you down your leg and then down off the belcuny into the city street of Moscow Russia

Cum fell like sno soft and wet onto the winter city

Your love dripping for all too seee

Even the maid

As she cum alung to clean the evideance away offf the balcunty

That day and night Vladimir Jr was conceived in a flurry of pission

Ladimurlove his sun

Vladimir jr

He was a good boy raised by his loving mother ans father

You love him. Raise him to fight in war

The wing

[ayeyolooo]

My giant!

PLEASE READ THE WARNING BEFORE INTERACTING!

Warning: the ‘n’ word will be used. The reader is BLACK. she’s thick and TALL. It’s a short story🥲. OH! and please excuse my grammatical errors <3

Miles 1610!

Miles came from up under your shirt and rubbed his eyes. “Look miles.” You said turning your phone over at him. You showed him the video.

“Can we do thisss?” You asked looking down at him. He rubbed his eyes. He continued to rub his eyes as he didn’t respond to you. “M sorry whatchu said? Cause when I rub my eyes ion hear what nobody be saying.” He said with a chuckle.

You laughed. “I was wondering if we could do this TikTok.” You said with a smile. “Of course of course he said standing up and yawning.

He held his hands out for you and you took them. “Thank you lil nigga.” You snorted. He side eyed you. “Y/n don’t start..you’re like 5 inches taller than me..” miles said mugging you. “So but who’s taller?” He just sucked his teeth.

“Cmon bruh let’s do the TikTok.” He said sliding on a shirt. “Okay.” You laughed. You handed miles the phone as you two did the TikTok. It ended off with miles hugging you and tucking his head into your chest. You just smiled up at the camera and the video ended.

“Ouu I wanna seee.” Miles said bringing your hands down so that he too can see. “We ate ate ateee.” You said doing a little dance. “Mmhm.” He said watching the video over and over. He loved your height. He loved how you lowered down to him when you kissed. He loved the way you helped him grab things from the top of the refrigerator. He just loved everything about you.

He loved your little pudge, he loved your arched feet. He loved your curly hair, that shrunk every time you washed it. He loved your big brown eyes. He loved your childish like attitude,he just didn’t know what he’d do without you.

“You heard me miles?” He looked up from his daze and looked at you. “Hm?” He asked. “I said,do you want to lay back down.” He nodded. “Yeah” he smiled childishly. You just shook your head laughing as you walked to the bed and laid back down. Miles quickly did a dancey dance before climbing ontop of you and tucking his head back up under your shirt. He sighed in relaxation as you wrapped your arms around him.

“I love you so much y/n.” He said sticking his head out from the top part of your shirt and pecking your lips. “I love you more my baby.” You said cooing in your attractive voice.

‘HELPPP SHES SO FINE.’ Miles thought to himself as he smiled into the kiss. He tucked his head back into your shirt and played with your necklace that sat on your neck.

You played with Miles’s hair, playing with the little baby hairs on the back of his neck and just massaging his head. He sighed once more before dozing off to sleep. You fell asleep right after.

[ramu-ego]

Helloo it's Ness anon💜 seeeing Ness in the new chapter leaks made me sad (fuck Kaiser, all my homies hate kaiser 🤬) so can you do Ness with feminization and hand kink?

chapter 202?? (or something dropped about 203??) god I skimmed it but I haven't like looked at it in depth except Kenyu my baby you best boy (it's true all the homies do hate Kaiser)

event ~ ♡ (closed) cw: fem!Reader, dom!Reader, crossdressing, m!masturbation, guided masturbation, degradation, feminization, referring to Ness's dick as a clit, unedited word count: drabble character(s): Alexis Ness

DNI :: minors, blank blogs + m!Reader blogs

"You love rubbing your clit for me don't you baby girl?"

Chewing the inside of his cheek there was nothing Ness could do but nod slowly as his hand worked up the length of his shaft to his swollen gland. One hand squelching the jelly like lube around his throbbing cock as he did so. While the other held up his beautifully pleated skirt so you could see it all out on display. Of course looking down at himself, with his mop of thick hair crowding his face to hide his desperate fucked out looked as he continued to stroke himself in front of you on his knees.

"Excuse me?" You reached out and grabbed the wrist connected to the hand squeezing up his own cock, "Does baby girl not know how to answer anymore? Should I show you how to rub your own little clit huh?"

"S-Sorry-" Ness managed when you stopped him from edging himself further, "Sorry- Yes- Yes I-"

"Yes you...?"

"Yes I love rubbing my clit for you ma'am." Ness babbled with his head following suit. Nodding like a cute little bobble head was all he could do as a grin spread on your face at his obedience, "Please. Please show me how to rub my clit ma'am. It hurts when it throbs...."

Loosening the grip on his wrist to a kinder one. Didn't alleviate the control you held over his body. Without concern for how he'd been stroking himself before hand. You took it at a speed you found more fitting for someone as desperate. Guiding his own closed hand up and down his shaft with the squelch of lube filling the room. Ness flush with color in his pretty little features as you did so. Vividly feeling the throb of his own cock when you moved his slimy hand to the tip of his cock and demanded he squeeze it a bit. Past his lips fell a pitiful moan that only confirmed your suspicions when a foggy bead of precum began to ooze out of his puffy slit.

"You know..." Mumbling as you ushered his closed fist up and down his length as more and more cloudy precum leaked from his slit. Each time his own hand swiped over his sensitive gland his balls would tighten up and his breathing would hitch in his chest. Only for you to draw his touch back down by your own guidance and restart the process all over again, "Some girls squirt...you gonna squirt your juices all over your pretty pretty skirt for me?" Your touch ushered his hand back up to his tip. When Ness held his breath waiting for you to guide him back down, his eyes grew wide realizing you weren't moving his hand away from his tip. A ticking time bomb as you encouraged him to keep squeezing his cock head while you stared at him with a grin, "Squirt all your pretty girl juices for me. I know you can do it. Make a mess like a naughty girl and- Oh! Oh there we are!"

There was no stopping it. Ness's legs trembling and the breath he'd been stealing away choked him as he gasped. Body trembling while you forced him to hold his own cock. The first thick rope of cum landing on your thighs. Follow by a dribble of a pathetic load while beads of thick gooey cum ran down his lube covered cock. Not mixing as you refused to let him stroke himself. Ness had to give into the mercy of his tightening body to let his orgasm finally play out to it's last little bit of drooling cum to roll down his shaft. Utterly exhausting him as he sat back on his knees limply with a sigh. Head hung low. He didn't even have it in him to look up and see what you were doing. All he knew was after all that his poor cock was still throbbing for more.

[slickchickchocolatier]

Couples Questionnaire - Heethan x Readen

“Heeseung…”

“what’s up pretty baby?”

“I found this couples questionnaire challenge on IG…”

‘Oh God…no…’

“can we try it out?”

‘No.’

“Sure thing pretty baby.”

“okay first question is….would you have sex with me if I was a boy?”

‘…………………..’

“………………….”

“Heeseung? Did you hear me-“

“I heard what you said! Im not answering that. It’s stupid!”

“come on…you said we could do the questionnaire…please?”

“not that one.”

“but….”

“I said not that one y/n!”

“…….fine…just forget it.”

all day you gave him the silent treatment.

‘the fuck is wrong with her? Is she seriously mad because of that stupid ass question? God I hate social media sometimes.’

”what do you want for dinner y/n?”

“I’m not hungry.”

“Yeah no, not gonna fly. What do you want to eat?”

“I said I’m not hungry.”

‘this fucking girl…..’

walking up to your chair, he pulls it out from the desk, takes the pencil you had in your hand, and throws it across the room as he places both hands on the arm rests and leans in to stare in your yes…just inches away from your face.

*chuckles* “…hmm….got a bit of an attitude, don’t we? Hmm? Pretty baby?”

you shrug.

“I just don’t see why you can’t participate in the things I want to do.”

“like answering dumb ass questions?” He calmly snaps.

“see! This is what I’m talking about…just…never mind Heeseung. Just leave me alone for a little bit.”

standing up, he walks over to the dresser, pulls out a pair of his jeans, his t-shirt, one of his caps, and a pair of his shoes. Tossing them over to you, he tells you…

“put them on….NOW.”

you walk out of the bathroom wearing his clothes, your hair loosely tucked in under his cap. His clothes entirely too baggy on you, yet you managed as you present yourself in front of him.

“there….you happy now? Can I change back into my clothes-“

you feel a harsh and sudden pull on your wrist and waist as he throws and lays you down on the bed.

“Let’s do something about that attitude, BOY.”

Stripping you down, he has you stark naked with only his cap remaining on your head as the pieces of your hair fall loosely.

“my hats look good on you. You should wear them more often. Now let’s seee…..to answer your question from earlier babe….”

*licks your ass cheek*

“let me get back to you on that in two hours. I’ll have an answer for you by then.” *chuckles*

😵‍💫😵😳

[critdeeznuts]

FNAF MOVIE FUCKING THOUGHTS SPOIEKRS SPOILEET SPOILERSSS love my british privileges for getting me this movie early.

FUCK OUGUSYAGUSGHG

so bad it’s good. camp camp camp. SO GOODDFFD

THE PURTTRO THE OUTTO SONG GODD

FUCKING CRIED AT THE END OUGHHHUGGU AUTISTICALLY SO FULLL OF EMOTIONS

“I always come back” YES. UES. YES. YES. YES.

SEQUEL WHEN SEQUEL WHENNN

william afton after killing his daughter in every adaptation

FOXY THE FIRST ANIMATRONIC WE SEEE OUGHIHGHH MY FAVIEEEEEEE

matpat cameo had me SCREAMING. ITS JUST A THEORYYYYY

balloon boy actually had me laughing so hard every jumpscare

THE FUCKING LORE AT THE END OF THE CREDITS OMLMATPAT GET ON THIS SHIT. THEORISE YOU BITCH

i’m so autistic about this movie. don’t talk to me.

springtrap. my favie

CRYING CHILD GOT A NAME. FUCKING GARRETT

so mad they didn’t keep the aftons british but it’s understandable now we know that movie vanny is movie williams daughter

mike after being the most uncomfortable most unliked man in the entire world throughout the entire movie. he’s just like me fr

CORY!!! CORY GOT A POSTCREDITS SCENE IM SO PROUD OF HIM!!!!!

THEY TRUED MAKING ABBY INTO BABY OH MY GODDDD I WAS SO FUCKING HYPED. I WAS SO HYPED. BABY MY BELOVED

THE INSPIRATION FROM THE SCOOPING ROOM IMMEDIATELYYYY HAD ME SQUEALING i love sisster location sm okay.

the sibling bond was nice. the whole “older brother trying with his younger sister he just doesn’t know how to connect to” RLLY did shine thru

also i did fully think abby was autistic and not actually haunted for the first half of the movie. she can be both tho! #AUTISM4EVER

THE GOLDEN FREDDY HINTS. DONT THINK I DIDNT SEE THE “it’s me” ON THE MIRROR.

[wench-and-jezebel]

Dark Angel Reaction: Haven

Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]

[I don't remember this much beyond a) it being one of my favorite s1 eps and b) Ishim being in it.  Heads-up.  Also, this episode is brought to you by me procrastinating on work and Jezebel eating ice cream… you can see which of us is living the high life :)]  

☠️☠️☠️☠️  [NORMAL]  That’s what I was wondering  [NORMAL PULLING A RHONDA HURLEY???]  YESSSS

Poor Logan  [I knowwww]

[That was a very malicious gesture with the gas, just saying… She looked like she was gonna set fire to him aksdjf]

MAX!  EMPATHY!!!   HE JUST GOT STUCK IN A WHEELCHAIR; MAYBE DON’T GET PISSY THAT HE DOESN’T FEEL LIKE GOING HIKING

[Ma'am just wants s'mores; she doesn't care about Logan alskdjf]  I sometimes wonder…. Did they not realize how unlikable she would be if they made her so angsty  [I think they think this is what being a "tough woman" is… They outright call it "girlpower" later]  Ooooof

[Oh, look, Jace's baby]

Also Logan says I didn’t say I was canceling… But… but.  You kinda did 🤣🤣🤣

[btw, I knew Ishim from Intelligence before I knew him in Supernatural, which is why I remember him from this despite not having seen that episode when I first watched this season]

NOW HE’S TALKING IN CIRCLES

[I TOLD YOU SHE JUST WANTED S'MORES]

OH NO!  The rednecks!  [THIS FEELS LIKE THE SPN EP!  With the Croatoan virus.  Where Dean's looking out the front window at the blockade?]  Yeah, strong SPN vibes

Creepy kid  [I was just typing that alskdfj]  Gotta love it

ITS TONY AND KATE  [ALSKDJF WHERE'S THE IGUANA]

This damn kid… The kid’s the iguana

“Gimme my money”

[Technically, Max, you can still get s'mores on an Eyes Only mission]

["Eighteen restless spirits waiting for you to avenge their deaths" Ummmm SPN vibessss!  Also.  Let's shout about the corrupt cops while the corrupt cops could be listening… GENIUS]

The scene cut whiplash tho

[*aggressively bites marshmallow*]

Creepy kids like… creepy adult

Bitch I just said my aunt’s a doctor

[Ma'am spilling Manticore secrets to a bby :(  She gonna get him killed]  DOES SHE REALLY?  [I don't know…  I doubt it, but probably not for lack of trying, I see.]

This kid looks familiar 🤔🤔🤔

[Whyyyy is Logan on his own in Creepy, Creepertown?]  Cause he is a strong independent man  [Logan.  This isn't going well.]

He has arriveddd  [Yup!]  OH MY GOD HES SO YOUNG  [I KNOW.]  AND EQUALLY CREEPY

[Oof, My Bloody Valentine vibes tho]  ☠️☠️

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 aw man look at that… How quickly he noticed something wrong

[Well, at least they didn't pull out Logan's pool skills only for s2 jealousy reasons]

Ninja gf to the rescue!  (I thought she didn’t notice at first)  [ikr]

SAME, BARTENDER DUDE!  that would be me

“How did my screwed-up genetics become about you?” When you made it about him???  [MA'AM, EMPATHY]

 I still loveeee her hairrrr… Ack

Who is this kiddddd?

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Wench: I think it was the kinda-surreal, definitely-creepy vibes of this ep that made me remember it so fondly... tbh, it's definitely living up to my memory.  Forgot Max was so annoying in it, though, because it was overshadowed by last ep

Jezebel: I swearrr this episode is giving me whiplash… Like, even down to Max’s attitude.  She starts on something and it’s like oh, boy, here we go, but then she backpedals, and then goes full bitch again, and then apologizes.  And I’m like!! EITHER COMMIT TO BITCHDOM OR STOPPPP BITCHINGGG

Wench: s2 is gonna be funnnnn

Jezebel: *sigh* this show and circles.  Also this kid looks so familiar 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Wench: lkjasdflkj you and the kid… Go look him up then!

Jezebel: Idk but he was in an ep of spn too

Wench: Which?

Jezebel: “Party on Garth”

Wench: Huh.  No clue but good to know

Jezebel: Lol.  And the creepy vibe is amazing and a nice change

Wench: Seee!?!??!  I'm telling you, that's why I remembered it.  This is my favorite non-ep-17 s1 episode, and that vibe is why.

Jezebel: But yeah I think that’s all I have. Except omg them tipping that wheelchair over pissed me offfffff

Wench: See what I mean, though, by them just.  leaving Logan's depression behind?  

Jezebel: YESSSS UGH

Wench: Like, it's coming up, but only in a "oh, they're fighting" way.  Not a "he just lost something important to him for the second time; he deserves adjustment" way.  Definitely not a "he considered ending things last episode" way.

Jezebel: I HATE IT! Like I get that was just a plot point for the episode but tbf that’s not a plot point you should use for just one ep.  That’s too heavy and too real.

Wench: And it's an issue that, like, actually affects people?  And requires serious work to overcome?  It.  Bugs me.  That it's just a minor thing that gets blurred past.  You know what I mean.

Jezebel: Now granted back then shit was different and triggers weren’t concerns in media. But still I fully get it

Wench: Yup.  Ready to go on, though?

Jezebel: Yes!

– – – 

[Not the tip-over joke.  Also… Bruh, why are y'all leaving the door open and unlocked]

They misheard the pulse as the purge

“I don’t know anything.”  I just came to yell with you a moment

[Ishim be back]  Ishim always be being an asshole  [He's decent in Intelligence]

Oh shittttt. Buddy needs the girl to kick his ass again

“Nothing.”  Buddy. Why didn’t you wipe your nose

Oooooof plot twisttttttt

[THE GRAVE DIGGING?!!?!? WE ARE IN AN SPN EP!  Where's the salt?  And the gasoline?]

PLOT TWISSSST

[These people (Max/Logan) be kinda stupid]  ☠️☠️☠️  [That was kinda obvious ngl]  SPN would have been a very short show had it been these two  [Why, 'cause they'd die?]  Yes ☠️

[Y'all, seriously?  You couldn't clear the environment?  MAX HAS SUPER-HEARING; SHE DIDN'T BOTHER TO MENTION THE KID EAVESDROPPING?]  ☠️☠️☠️

Ishim’s so smol  [asdflkjaldkfj he really do be… He's so short compared to the others 😭]  I know!  [They're gonna think you're impersonating me with that emoji]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[ISHIM CONTINUES TO BE SMOL]  So smol. So angry  [HE'S LIKE HALF THE OTHER DUDE'S HEIGHT ALSKDFJLAKDSJF]

Well shit

Child.  You be a child

Creepy bby kid

LOGAN, MOVE THE CHILD AWAY FROM THE WINDOW

[btw, I TOLD you the gas was gonna be used for arson]  ☠️☠️☠️

Is this the last time her seizures are this bad?  [I think so.  I don't remember them coming up again]

Oooof, he ded

This damn show... Bruh… Violent af

[Poor Logan, goodness]  WELL SHIT

WELP

SHORT MAN CAN’T GET CLOTHESLINED… But it’ll take out his eyeballs

He favors Willem Dafoe

[Max going: "Appreciate her or I'll steal her; I don't have a mom"]  ☠️☠️☠️ but she got a Logan she just doesn’t appreciate him

No.  She.  Didn’t.  [Ma'am.  “It’s good to know that when the superhero’s otherwise occupied, the sidekick’s ready to step in.”  How is that your definition of a nice thing to say?]  This woman-

– – –

Wench: We haven't had JamPony content in agessss :(

Jezebel: I KNOW.  AND MORE CLOSING CIRCLES Ackkkkk

Wench: I think those go away in s2?  Think?  But the intro gets a monologue that... might be worse

Jezebel: ☠️☠️☠️☠️  Ohhhh no spinning baby and angst talk! 😭😭😭  Lord help me

Wench: It's baddddd.  But anyway... endpoint!

Jezebel: Just like with the heavy topic of the last ep being pushed under the rug… Max’s seizures just suddenly reappearing only to not be mentioned again…. Will be equally as annoying

Wench: I always wanted them to show up in s2 because other transgenics show up.  Other transgenics who likely weren't told about their tryptophan deficiency.  And yeah, maybe not all of them have it, but we know the X5s do, so Alec, Biggs, and the other X5s should have had some kind of scene about that imo.  

Jezebel: Yeah

Wench: It would have been nice if it made her confront the relative comfort of her life, tbh.  Because she at least knows all this stuff about herself and Manticore, whereas the others are literally thrust into the deep end without warning,and all because she decides to take down Manticore and act like she didn't cause any problems.  Is it likely?  Nah.  Would it have been nice?  Yeah

Jezebel: Yeah that’s fair!!

Wench: Anyway, go on.

Jezebel: It feels like they either got bored with the seizure storyline.  Or it was too much to keep up with on top of the other story lines.  But then this being the ep AFTER Logan’s heavy ep… they needed to make him the hero even from the chair… and to do that she had to be down and out.

Wench: I could be wrong about them dropping it, btw.  But I don't remember it coming back.

Jezebel: Fair… But it also hasn’t been in like the past 4 eps… or more

Wench: This is true

Jezebel: So yeah it seemed so out of the blue.  Also what was the point of these people killing this family?  I know they said but I didn’t catch it and I’m like….

Wench: Basically... racism

Jezebel: Ahhhh 💔💔💔💔

Wench: When the Pulse hit, everyone blamed "outsiders.”  And that family had gas and food when everyone else didn't.  So the townsfolk came to the "obvious" conclusion that they knew what was gonna happen and shored up on supplies ahead of time.  Thus, they attacked.

Jezebel: Ahh 💔💔 that’s fucked

Wench: Yeah.  I don't think that storyline ever returns either.  Other than that, the Pulse basically isn't addressed.  They use it as worldbuilding, but don't do much by way of development with it.  Again: I think.  It's been a bit since I saw these episodes

Jezebel: ☠️☠️☠️☠️ Plot holessss.  Gotta love em

Wench: BUT!  Plus side!  One more episode 'til Ben :)  And next episode is OC-heavy

Jezebel: BUT SAD?!  ACK!

[weirdboi]

Lucifer lore|| This fanfic may include violence, blood, family murder ect. If ur uncomfortable with anyof these pls leave now

Enjoy :)

•The birth

Lucifer Black is born on September 6th. Her mother Monica was rushing to the hospital with her father Octavius. After 14 hours of trying to get the baby out Monica finally did it. Lucifer was born. While Monica was in her room with a baby, Octavius was in the waiting room talking on the phone.

"Hello? ... Um, yes it's me...

.... When.?

Alright...thank you." He said disappointed and hung up. The nurse got out of the room and told him he can check on his wife. He came in all moody and angry.

"Is everything ok hun?" Asked Monica

"Yes YES! Everything is fine... What fo they say about the baby?.."

"They are now going to go check on them. Oh Octavius, I'm so glad and happy right now. I know this mother thing will be hard but I'm willing for it!"

Octavius was just looking at her and nodded and smiled back. He can't believe that this shit happened on hus baby's birthday. After some check ups nurse finally brought the baby to Monica and Octavius. Octavius took the baby and all those angry emotions got out of him. He felt...all warm and fuzzy on the inside. Monica was so happy. When they got home Octavius was still playing with lil Lucifer while Monica went to sleep. While he was playing his phone rang. It said "Percy". He then remembered the phone call, became even more angry and ran to the kitchen leaving Luci alone. Later that night Monica and Octavius had a big fight. Octavius started hitting her and she tried to fight back. After the fight Monica went to see is Luci ok. Luckily, Luci was still peaceful sleeping.

"I really don't know what has gotten into him... I hope that he returns to normal tomorrow..."-she thought. But tomorrow Octavius was still same. All moody, mad and negative. Monica tried to talk to him, to seee what is up with him, but he would just rage out.

•Age 8

Luci was going to school, she was 2th grade of primary school. They lived in Serbia with mom,dad and dad's granma(Patty). Whenever Luci would come home she would lock herself in the room while Monica and Octavius would fight in the kitchen. One time they fought so bad that she heard a glass breaking from the kitchen. He knew that mom was done for and started crying really hard. But after few hours Monica came inside while Luci eas asleep. She woke her up and when lil darling saw her mother she was really happy.

"Mom Mom!" -she cried all happy.

"Shhhh there there my dear... Don't worry I'm here..."- Luci explained to her mom how she got so scared and thought Monica was dead and that dad killed her. That night Monica was sleeping in Luci's room. Tomorrow morning Monica went to discuss about the divorce for her and Octavius. But when she told the situation and her paperwork one of the ladies working said that Monica needs to first come here with Octavius and tgen they'll talk. When she got home she called her sister to ask about the their old house in German (cause that's where Monica is originally from) and sister told her that their brother sold the house. Monica was destroyed... She asked her sister could she stay at hers or brother's place but sister told her that they both left Germany cause of brother and his behaviour. For the rest of the day Monica was thinking how could she get out of Octavius' claws.

•The accident...

It was a cloudy and chilly day. In Luci's school all the children were outside and teachers were smoking cigarettes 🚬. But two children had a fight between each other and one threw the rock at another one. The other one yelled: "ROCK WAR!!!" and started throwing rocks. Soon rocks were flying all over the school. Luci knew this was gonna be terrible so they went to ask the teachers can they come in. But teachers told them that they cannot, so they had to try to survive the rock war. They put the book on their head so it could be protected. But then...

One of the rocks hit Luci by their forehead. It was really bloody. The kids called the teachers and the teachers called hospital. Later when Monica arrived the teachers explained the situation and she was so mad. Doctors told her that Luci is in coma and don't know when will they wake up. Monica was crushed. Her inly child is now trying to survive just because of some idiots not paying attention. For next few days Monica was feeling so awful and cold, and Octavius sure wasn't helping. But one night night, while doctors were checking on Luci their puls went down

They thought Luci was done for.

[tsuki-sennin]

Here comes the boy! Cure Wing~! Funny how Murase-san went from the sharks to the birds, huh? First (main) Male Cure~! And he's a vibrant orange, too~!

I have no idea what to expect, but... Well, he's really bustin' down them gender roles, I can tell ya that much.

Spoilers, I guess...

-Borb

-Borb and baby

-Caught her!

-He vanish!

-"You there, bird! Did you catch this infant?"

-Man, I've held off on talking about Cure Wing's design... and I'm gonna do that longer, haha~!

-Birdie can't fly. He's very penguin-like.

-I see Elle-chan's just vibing at the dinner table.

-Sora speaks bird!

-All Skylandians do!

-"WHAT THE FUCK, BIRDS!?"

-Model Peacock~!

-Butler Pigeon~!

-Instant dinner is a ways off, Mashi-ron.

-...Mmm, Instant Dinner...

-Not even a Spicy Fish.

-School's done! Now to put my girlfriend in cryosleep~!

-He was spotted!

-MY MANS JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW

-RUN BOY

-Bird-boy!

-Borb.

-Tsubasa~!

-Puni Baado~!

-Man, somebody should really install guard rails in Skyland.

-I seee... Storm Portals.

-Sorashido's a dumping ground, huh?

-A reflex~!

-"...you scare me :("

-WAN

-She's so mean to this bird, holy fuck

-Is Sora racist?

-Hey, I guess that's another thing like old American comics~!

-I'm kidding, I'm kidding, please, I don't actually think this is the case.

(Addendum, 3/27/2023 2:51PM: Hi, this is Tsuki from the future. I don't usually do this, but I want to inform you that I made a massive error here. I was, just a little bit before the time of this edit, made aware of the actual context of this scene being that Sora's distrust of Tsubasa stems from him randomly appearing in Elle's room while Kabaton was going around trying to kidnap her, and thus it's entirely reasonable that she assumed he was an accomplice.

I obviously intended it as a stupid joke, but it was one that completely missed the point of the scene and, looking back now, just reads as very baseless and mean. I have no idea how I misinterpreted the scene this badly, considering she interacted with the other sentient birds of Skyland just fine in the first episode, but I did. I wasn't paying full attention to the episode, this is all my fault. And I do apologize for it.

We now return to your (irregularly) scheduled programming.)

-Plaaaane

-Chemtrails.

-SHE GONE

-"Observe."

-She stand!

-They catch!

-Tsubasa's quite a chill lad, isn't he?

-"Aerodynamics."

-Quite an immense science for a youngling.

-Don't laugh at the borb boy.

-The lad wants to soar.

-Ahhh, I see... the Puni Bird Tribe can't fly.

-Poor lad's just flailing.

-"Tsubasaaaaa!"

-Holy fuck, your dad is a Chad.

-It's a good thing fall damage doesn't apply to Pretty Cure characters, huh?

-Borb Boy and Hero Girl have become besties!

-Drones. My God.

-Kabaton Orders Drone Strike in Sorashido City, Millions Dead

-"This is a disrespect of science"

-Defend the Baby

-It's Hero Time~!

-Okay, there she goes!

-There calls Ageha, at the exact time.

-"Dude, holy shit, there's so much violence happening here!"

-You know what you must do, lad.

-Fly, my son!

-Oh

-Okay, no transformation today. ...well, not into a Cure, at least.

-Nodaka, hello~! I've been doing my best to keep myself healthy.

-Uhhhhh

-Cure Wing's hat and vest are super cute and the way his hair feathers is really neat, there I commented on his drip.

-They're holding this lad in the back.

[thesoupman]

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[lunarsun12]

Angry JongBear

Masterlist

Previous Part

After a hectic evening, what no one realised that all the noise the siblings were making. Woke Jongho up in the middle of the night, which lead to a cranky Jongho next morning as he couldn’t fall asleep back then. Which then lead to huge growl and Mingi has been work up to Jongho arm around his head.

Meanwhile, Seonghwa was first to hear the noise. He pray it was Woosan making the noise, hoping it was not Jongho. The panic Seonghwa, asked what is the noise in order to find his answer as well find who woke Jongho up. Causing Seonghwa blood pressure rise again.

Who made the noise? Is the growl from Jongho or someone else?

Ateez Main Chat

Today 10:00am

Seonghwa🌸: What was that? Why there is huge growl coming from Mingi and Jongho room?

Yeosang🍗: Probably one of Woosan growling

Yunho🐶: No Woosan has been really calm, last time I checked. I saw San talking to Toby instead of Wooyoung

Wooyoung🐈‍⬛: THIS STUPID TURTLE!!

Wooyoung🐈‍⬛: AFTER I CONFESSED MY FEELINGS. SAN STILL IGNORED ME!!

Yunho🐶: Bro, did you try to touch his turtle again?

Wooyoung🐈‍⬛: N-NO as if I touched that turtle

Yeosang🍗: The reason San ignored Wooyoung. Wooyoung tried to grab his turtle so he can hug him better and then San freaked out

Yeosang🍗: Sadly, I was there. As I completely forgot my laptop charger

Wooyoung🐈‍⬛: YEOSANG STOP EXPOSING ME!!

Yeosang🍗: This is revenge for those years you harassed me!!

Seonghwa🌸: Okay, so not woosan. I fear the worst, it sounded like Jongho…

Yunho🐶: 🫨🫨 MINGI IS IN TROUBLE!!

Seonghwa🌸: Calm down Yunho, I’m sure Mingi will be alright

Yunho🐶: HOW CAN I BE CALM! MINGI LIFE IS IN DANGER

Wooyoung🐈‍⬛: You are so dramatic, I don’t act like that with San

Yeosang🍗: Oh really? Who made a huge scene 3 days ago because of some turtle

Wooyoung🐈‍⬛: I don’t know what you talking about

Hongjong🏴‍☠️: Somone check on Mingi!!

Seonghwa🌸: You awake?

San🗻: Appa is awake? Are we in trouble

Wooyoung🐈‍⬛: I don’t think so…I’m on a clean streak this month

Hongjong🏴‍☠️: No one is in trouble, Your Eomma was vacuuming our room and it woke me up…

Wooyoung🐈‍⬛: Wow, Eomma! You talk about respect now look at you…

Seonghwa🌸: It has to be done! The room was hasn’t been cleaned in a month! As your Appa always forgets!!

San🗻: I will check on them! As long I got my bestie Toby with him! I am brave!

Wooyoung🐈‍⬛: If San is helping, I am helping too!!

Yunho🐶: NO! It cause a huge chaos!

Yunho🐶: IF MINGI DIES I WILL DIE WITH HIM

Hongjong🏴‍☠️: Yunho, you check on them…and stop being dramatic that your Eomma job

Seonghwa🌸: Where is that sass coming from these days…

Hongjong🏴‍☠️: You shouldn’t choose your bestie over your husband

Yeosang🍗: The tea, please spill…

Wooyoung🐈‍⬛: Why are you interested in the tea! Mingi might die…

Yeosang🍗: Mingi, won’t die…the only death he will face is you two..

San🗻: What that supposed to mean? I am the kindest to Mingi

Yeosang🍗: Sure…I can see through you..

10mins later…

After Yunho barges into Jongho and Mingi room, he saw Mingi getting in headlock by Jongho. As well in tears as he couldn’t scream for help. When yunho saw the sight, he didn’t know what to do. But he knows saving Mingi was his priority. Yunho managed to grab Jongho and immediately kicked him out before he get a chance to strike. Once again Seonghwa and now Hongjong took Jongho to the living room. To calm him down as they know the reason why he is cranky.

Yunho🐶: Operation baby bear complete

Jongho🐻: IM NOT A BABY!!

Yunho🐶: You are the baby in my eyes! Aigooo

Jongho🐻: I’m gonna kill you!!

Seonghwa🌸: Jongho breathe! Yunho apologise to Jongho

Yunho🐶: Fine I’m sorry for calling you baby bear…NOT

Jongho🐻: Eomma let me have him!

Mingi🦄: Seriously whoever made all the noises last night! Woke jongho up in the middle of the night and now he is cranky

Yunho🐶: Seee, babies have tantrums when they don’t have enough sleep

Hongjong🏴‍☠️: Yunho enough, don’t aggrevate you brother more

Hongjong🏴‍☠️: Mingi you okay?

Mingi🦄: I’m okay! Jongho has been super cuddly to me today!

Yunho🐶: What? Mingi headlocking is not cuddling

Mingi🦄: Is it not? Wooyoung always does to me!

Yunho🐶: me and wooyoung will have word about that topic

Wooyoung🐈‍⬛: Please, it was an honest mistake…

Seonghwa🌸: Okay, who made all the noises? Confess now, I won’t make you scrub the toilet

San🗻: I think it Yeosang, he was screaming with Yunho about dumb game

Yeosang🍗: I didn’t scream, you probably dreaming. Remember what you learnt in our detective class

San🗻: Oh was I dreaming?

Yunho🐶: San remember me and Yeosang never causes trouble. It is probably wooyoung making all the noise

San🗻: But I could have sworn, I heard you and Yeosang

Yeosang🍗: San, it is in your imagination. Remember me telling you and wooyoung to shut up

Wooyoung🐈‍⬛: HECK NO! YOU ARE NOT PUSHING THE BLAME ONTO US BY MAKING SANNIE CONFUSE

San🗻: Wooyoungie, I think we woke Jongho up

San🗻: I did scream, when you touched Toby

Yunho🐶: It’s okay, San we know it was an accident. Eomma will forgive you right?

Seongwha🌸: It was San then…Why is jongho saying he keeps on hearing tapping noises

Wooyoung🐈‍⬛: Becuase it was them! They are trying to trick San taking the blame

Wooyoung🐈‍⬛: Listen, as long I am here! San won’t get played like that!! Even the though he ignores me…

San🗻: I’m so confused, I’m sorry if I screamed too loud. I promise now on, I will balance my time between wooyoung and Toby

Wooyoung🐈‍⬛: On second thought, sannie it’s alright. Don’t do it again

Yunho🐶: Wow, such fast change in tone

Seonghwa🌸: If it’s San and seems really sorry. I guess he won’t be punished. Right San Appa?

Hongjong🏴‍☠️: Yes, Jongho is calm and he fell asleep on my leg. It reminds me when he was little, so cuteee

After the commotion is over….

Yunho texted Yeosang saying how smart he is, due to his quick thinking.

Yeosang and Yunho Private Chat

Yunho🐶: Dude, that so smart trying to blame it on San. He literally got off punish free

Yeosang🍗: I told you, if we get caught. Using San is always the best option

Yeosang🍗: Eomma, practically adores him. He wouldn’t have the guts to pull it off

Yunho🐶: Even though we made all of the noise…

Yeosang🍗: We in tight match! We can’t let YangYang and his bro Hendery win!

Yunho🐶: The thought of them winning scares me. I saw the penalty of losing and I refuse to dress up as Cinderella!!

Yeosang🍗: Thanks to our hard work! We beat them , save us for getting embarrassed and especially getting clowned by Wooyoung

Yunho🐶: I swear Wooyoung always knows what is going on? But San somehow rescued the situation unintentionally

Yeosang🍗: B e c a u s e he is the mastermind of the choas here

Yunho🐶: Bro, let’s get some sleep. I sense wooyoung is about to have go at us in

Yeosang🍗: I already got the doors locked, we can sleep assured

Previous Part

[madraleen]

Attack on Titan - Hajime Isayama Vol.17-19: A rambling commentary.

-Eren: *is having an existential crisis* Me: But have you seen a manga character as beautiful as Levi

-No, shut your thoughts, shonen boy, we’re going to your father’s basement!

-The plot is so complicated and dense and intertwined, but it’s explained so simply and concisely, I love it.

-Seee, Eren, I told you Grisha couldn’t possibly be the villain here, compared to bastard Rod Reiss! Have faith! Listen to Historia! He was trying to save humanity from the First King!

-What Levi said to Erwin: “I have a long list of things to tell you.” What I read: “Bitch u not gonna believe dis shit.”

-”Sasha? You haven’t eaten anything. Are you okay...?” This is legit the most verbally caring Mikasa has ever been.

-”About as well as a swarm of cicadas pissing on it.” ASJSDF L E V I!

-It’s not just Historia, look at how much bb Armin has grown, I’m getting teary-eyed.

-Er. I don’t feel comfortable getting the chills with Kenny the Ripper’s dreams and self-reflection, thank you very much, goodbye.

-Yesss, Historia hit Levi, go Historia go!! Thank you for this moment, this is funny, thank you.

-Is. Is Levi smiling and thanking them. SMILING. Can we end this here? Wrap up the manga? And they all lived happily ever after?

-Oh, two months passed with no incident! Hooray!

-Dun dun dunnn. Who and when will Levi choose to turn into a Titan.

-I need Eren to... I don’t know. I need him to find his strength. Get emotionally stronger. Or get emotionally wrecked even, but get SOMETHING. He’s been wavering every which way for a while now. If he were hardcore haunted and broken, fine. If he were hardcore resolute and fiery, that would be fine. Currently, he’s a little bit of a everything, and I need him to become something, have a stronger inclination towards something. Literally everyone else shines -for good or bad reasons, that doesn’t matter as long as they shine as characters.

-(after seeing a spoiler-free Genshin VAs-related post) No shit, Daisuke Ono voices Erwin?!?! For real?!?! That’s the voice I’ve been giving him in my head, omggggg

-I read something on a random online article once, on which manga benefit from their anime and which work better as manga. It mentioned AoT, but I cannot, CANNOT remember if it said it undoubtedly works better in anime form because of scope and action, or if it undoubtedly works better in manga because the anime can’t deliver the scope and action. All this to say that I wonder if I’ll actually like the anime as much as the manga. I am certain I’ll cry at hearing the characters’ voices and seeing them ~in the flesh, but on the visual side of things... I wonder.

-Show us those fangs lurking beneath those eyes, Eren! Show us! It’s been a while!

-Ugh, it’s so sweet to see the Yeager family origins.

-Baby Eren gnawing on Carla’s hair, help.

-Why DIDN’T Grisha avenge Carla himself?

-Every time Levi and Erwin are alone, I’m on the edge of my seat, ‘cause every time I think they’ll drop a lore bomb.

-Lmfao, Sasha and the meat, thank you so much for this.

-How is it only three months since this? From the first Reiner attack? So it’s been ONE MONTH since the first Reiner attack and Historia’s becoming queen?! How is that possible?! Am I counting wrong

-The “Night of the Battle to Retake the Wall” is so nostalgic, I love it. It’s so nice to see Jean and Eren bicker for silliness.

-”If you keep acting suicidal, I’m gonna kill you!!” And at that moment, I became Jean.

-Yeah, that’s it, what Armin said. Eren looks like he got his energy back in this chapter, keep it up little bb.

-Yes, Eren’s “We’ll bring them back” to Mikasa’s question if they can go back to the old days, YES, that’s Eren, that’s so Eren, you’re reclaiming yourself bb, go  you!

-This conversation of Armin, Eren and Mikasa about going to the sea will be so painful one day, I can just feel it. Eren’s not gonna die soon, so I’m getting worried for Armin. I hope I’m wrong. Please let me be wrong. 

-If they kidnap Eren again, I’m gonna kick something, just saying.

-We’re hyping Armin a little too much, I’m worried. That said, I’m living for Erwin giving authority to Armin.

-You know what I really love. The detail of the windswept hair depending on people’s direction of movement.

-Aaand now I’m worried for Levi if he’s supposed to kill the Beast Titan, ehe.

-This battle really does feel like the end of something.

-Levi forbids them to die, my heart.

-Part of me is calculating death probabilities based on whose past we’ve explored the most. Right now it’s Erwin, just saying.

-What is this random panel of Levi in the rain in Erwin’s monologue, what is it!

-War Chief Zeke! We have a name!

-I’ve often wondered if we might be in the wrong, if things will prove waaaay more grey and we’re just gung-ho anti-Titan because of lack of information, but... with Bertolt outright saying “We want all of humanity inside the walls to be wiped out,” well, I don’t think there’s any forgiving that.

-Jean is on Titan Eren’s shoulder and he’s holding on to a lock of Eren’s hair - Armin is in super danger right now, but this visual makes me happy.