#Oh Naruto bby noooo

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"ABSOLUTELY NOT! NARUTO DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT A MILF IS?!"

"I guess I do now count as a milf since Xaos is my adopted son..."

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Naruto Episode Comments, Ep. 41-50

Ep 41:

-puppetry has gotta be one of my favorite ninja techniques so far ngl

-also Kankuro gives me bitchy theater kid vibes ngl. We stan

-again, Sakura has a far more compelling relationship with Ino than she does with fuckass Sasuke

-…goddamnit do I ship Sakura and Ino

-the way Gai says Kakashi’s name is so funny to me, he’s like “kaKAshi”

Ep 42:

-I think it’s funny that Lee just drifted over to hang out with Kakashi and Naruto

-ngl Ino losing her hold on Sakura was COMPLETE bullshit, Ino absolutely should have won that match

-ngl I’m really annoyed by the results of this match

-but anyways Gai and Lee cheering for Tenten was wholesome. Team Gai supremacy

Ep 43:

-okay Temari’s voice isn’t as bad as I initially thought it was

-rip Tenten, I get that they have to set up the threat of the Sand Siblings but Tenten deserved a little more of a fair fight rather than just being fodder for Temari to take down

-but also holy shit Temari’s takedown was fucking brutal

-Lee I fucking love you

-I also kinda love Ino now

-Naruto istg you better not beat up Kiba’s dog

Ep 44:

-not the first time I’ve noticed them but I like Kiba’s fangs

-I don’t really like Kiba’s voice

-if I was Naruto I would have forfeited the match immediately, I’m not gonna fucking fight a puppy

-ah yes the greatest jutsu of all, Furry jutsu

-Naruto kinda wasted his shot by biting Kiba while disguised as Akamaru, he should have tried to do more damage and punch Kiba in the face or something

-I love how everyone was commenting on how Naruto’s jutsu usage was more impressive than they thought and meanwhile Neji’s just like “I can’t believe he bit his opponent”

-why isn’t everyone just taking food pills during this exam if they’re so useful

-Kiba honey I hate to break it to you but you are not, in fact, the main character of Naruto

-respectfully both Naruto and Kiba should never be Hokage, it should OBVIOUSLY be Lee

Ep 45:

-NOOOO AKAMARU BBY

-I’m not gonna lie I don’t really believe Naruto has the chakra control and intelligence at this point in the series to pull off the trick he does with the double transformation jutsu

-I find it both amusing and annoying that Kiba (and also Shikamaru and Choji) calls Naruto “kid”. Like y’all are the same age lmao

- yeah no same as Ino, Kiba kindaaaa should have won. I’m more okay with this outcome than the Ino-Sakura result because Naruto’s the MC so he’s obviously going to win, but that fart was utter bullshit

-also I get that Kiba probably would have wrecked the clones with his human drill shit but why didn’t Naruto just try spamming shadow clones from the beginning

Ep 46:

-Team 8’s dynamic intrigues me. I want to see more of them

-why was ANYONE surprised that Hinata and Neji are related. Like were their eyes not a dead fucking giveaway???

-Kurenai is so mother

-anyways fuck Hinata’s dad

-between this match and the Sakura-Ino match, why did no one tell Naruto to not interrupt the matches

-okay so this confirms that Team 8 is the Konoha team that I would LEAST want to fight, purely because my options are (a) getting my chakra devoured by a swarm of bugs, (b) getting mauled by the human equivalent of Drill Run, or (c) suffering organ failure. Yeah no I’d rather get punched or stabbed by the other teams, thank you very much

Ep 47:

-with his level of precision and the Byakugan, Neji should quit the whole ninja thing and go be a doctor

-oh Naruto you sweet oblivious child

-I am absolutely not sold on Naruto and Hinata as a ship yet btw

-ngl if I was the proctor I would have yelled at Naruto to shut up and stop interrupting the matches

-Lee and Gai continue to be the best duo in this entire fucking show

Ep 48:

-I’ve heard that Gaara vs Lee is amazing, so I’m going in with high expectations

-Gaara is so fucking small next to his siblings

-Lee is so goddamn cute. I love my son

-you know you’re terrifying when SHINO is afraid of you

-Lee is so happy that he gets to go apeshit lmao

-the moment when the leg weights drop was amazing

-also it’s the first time we see Gaara look surprised and off-guard, which really hammers home just how insane Lee is

-I’ve seen it before but the effect of Gaara’s face cracking is so cool

-also it’s funny that Kankuro has fully just joined the Konoha peanut gallery for this match

Ep 49:

-welp Gaara’s gone completely off the rails

-Lee is officially my favorite character rn and it’s not even close

-if Lee can only do taijutsu, how did he pass the academy test and become a genin? I mean maybe it was a Naruto type of situation where other shit happened, but he wouldn’t have been able to pass the test normally, right?

-Leeeeee my silly badass son I love you so much. Peak character of all time

-again, the way Gai says “kaKAshi” cracks me up

-so like is Gai not gonna get in trouble with the ninja government for teaching Lee forbidden jutsus? Like Lee is very blatantly using the Primary Lotus and Hidden Lotus in a government-run exam and it’s pretty obvious who would have taught him those

Ep 50:

-holy shit Lee is fully just going Super Saiyan

-even Neji is shook by Lee lmao

-NOOOO LEE

-Gai stepping in and the background music and noises cutting out was such a good moment

-Gai is legit Lee’s dad and I’m so here for it

-Lee has Naruto solidly beaten for the title of “most tenacious motherfucker in the show”

-that moment with Gai hugging Lee’s unconscious body was so good, my heartttttt 😭

-the medic telling Gai that Lee will never fight again would be much more heartbreaking if I didn’t know that he’s literally fine later on

-the strings instrumental that plays after Lee’s defeat is so good

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Ando viendo & leyendo Naruto

(por 938836 vez)

Peak(cry for my bby

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ESTA TAN ASUSTADO EL POBRE AJSGSSHSGS NOOOO, MI BEBE

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their reaction to you crying ; I-LAND ot12

K :

He'd blame himself for not looking after you (no bby don't 😭)

Loads of snacks will be piled up in front of you in seconds

Keeps holding your hand uwu

Asks you to tell him the reason if you're comfortable

K : its okay, calm down. Take a deep breath, now what's the problem sweetie?

Hanbin :

I feel like he'd be really freaking out or really really calm

Tries to do everything to make you smile

When I say everything, I mean EVERYTHING

*Hanbin runs into your room with 19874789 things that make you happy*

Geonu :

Babie would freak out

Like you'd have to comfort him to calm TF down lmao

He will give you a lot of hugs uwu

You : Geonu calm d-

Geonu :

K : Aren't you supposed to be comforting her?

Heesung :

Immediately pulls you into his warm embrace

Keeps telling you it'll be alright

Whispers sweet things

Heesung : Shhhhh it'll be okay

You : Than-

Jake : NO IT WON'T SUNGHOON BURNED DOWN THE FREAKING KITCHEN AND DAN-

Heesung : Can't y'all just live nic-

*Jay and Sunghoon screaming*

Jay :

Hugs you before kissing your forehead uwu

Asks you what's wrong, if it's because if someone then consider that person dead lmfao

Tries to make you laugh by his jokes or gestures if that doesn't work

Then he'd tickle you (mY hEaRteU)

You : but J-

*Jay starts tickling you*

You : stop *laughing intensifies*

Jay : Haha noooooo~ You look more beautiful wen you're smiling

You : Stop it *blushes*

Sunoo : Awwwwwwww

Jake :

Very cautious about his moves

Suggests you to go outside with him and talk it out

Once you tell him the reason he'd shower you with affection

Jake : Don't worry I'm here now *kisses your hand*

Sunghoon : YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME?!? I'M GOING TO JAY

Heesung : YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME SUNGHOON?!?

Jay : CAN'T Y'ALL STFU?!?! K is coming to see me l need to look good

You : Wow, I never heard of a love pentagon until now

Sunghoon :

Holds your hand and keeps giving you little pecks

HUGS

He hates seeing you like this, wants you to smile again

Sunghoon : y/n please stop crying, l hate seeing you like this

Sunoo :

I feel like he'd get really emotional

He might start to cry with you 😭🤧

You both would cry until you stop

Clingy AF, buys you little presents too

*you and Sunoo crying in your room*

*Hanbin and Niki enter in the room without looking*

Hanbin : Oh I should be-

Niki : Noooo me first! *naruto runs out*

Jungwon :

He'd hold you tight

Little shy kisses

He'll try yo distract you from your worries and pay attention to his cuteness

Jungwon : Look y/n

*makes a funny face*

You : *slightly laughs*

Jay : *coming out of the closet* DID IT REALLY WORK?!?

Taki :

Another emotional one

If nothing works to make you happy then he'd leave you alone to ask K

By the time he comes back you're probably good hehe

You : TAKE THAT DANIEL!

Daniel : WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT MARIO KART?!??

*Taki enters in the room*

Taki : Ohhh sorry Daniel

Niki :

Leaves you alone for a bit because he needs to calm himself down

Comes and comforts you

Probably reads a google article on how to comfort lmfao

Niki : Google's really helpful wow

You : Hmm? Did you sa-

Niki : I DIDN'T READ AN ARTICLE ON GOOGLE, NOPE, NO, NOT ME

Daniel :

Sits by your side

Not really sure what to do but his presence is enough to comfort you

Pats your back constantly uwu

Daniel : How are you now?

You : Goo-

Sunoo : NIKI WINKED AT ME!!!