#Odysseus ignored him so well. Agamemnon didn't even notice Odysseus was on the battlefield
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vyunok-obyknovenniy · 1 year ago
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Odysseus:
Here's my daily routine as one of the Achaean generals:
I wake up, I ignore Agamemnon.
I join the battlefield for 5 hours. I ignore Agamemnon.
I train with my soldiers, using the training as an excuse to ignore Agamemnon.
I finish training and eat dinner/breakfast, while continuing to ignore Agamemnon.
When the stars align and I do decide to talk to the people that dragged me here, the conversation tends to go something like:
- Hey, we need a new plan to defeat the Trojans. Let's come up with an idea to infiltrate their city!
- k
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