#Odysseus ignored him so well. Agamemnon didn't even notice Odysseus was on the battlefield
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Odysseus:
Here's my daily routine as one of the Achaean generals:
I wake up, I ignore Agamemnon.
I join the battlefield for 5 hours. I ignore Agamemnon.
I train with my soldiers, using the training as an excuse to ignore Agamemnon.
I finish training and eat dinner/breakfast, while continuing to ignore Agamemnon.
When the stars align and I do decide to talk to the people that dragged me here, the conversation tends to go something like:
- Hey, we need a new plan to defeat the Trojans. Let's come up with an idea to infiltrate their city!
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#Odysseus#trojan war#trojan horse#I need to properly read the Iliad to have a better grasp of their relationship there#Odysseus ignored him so well. Agamemnon didn't even notice Odysseus was on the battlefield#the iliad#he's so stressed he doesn't even know what meal it is he's eating#they're all stressed#Agamemnon is stressed too#reminds me of that song “we're so stressed and depressed. let us reeeeest”#stressed probably doesn't cover it#how about we pause the war and have a nice and friendly tea party? With some nice and calming herbal teas 🍵#Nestor and Priam might become besties#they'll be talking about all their kids non-stop#Priam might cry. He lost a lot of kids#Nestor lost some too#i wanted the tags to be funny#not today I guess#tagamemnon#incorrect quotes#the odyssey#tagammemnon
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