#Obi Wan x Satine

[impossibleprincess35]

The “I hate the Obitine ship ‘cause Satine insults him and you should never do that” people make me cackle.

Obi-Wan Kenobi is a flagrantly rude motherfucker out here reading everyone for filth in the galaxy. He is a grandmaster of roasting everyone.

Don’t hurt for him ‘cause they get in a heated conversation about their convictions and she insults him to which he insults her back.

Be so fucking for real. 😂

[now-you-sound-like-a-jedi]

If Obi-Wan had actually stayed on Mandalore with Satine after the Civil War and left the Jedi Order, it would've made The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones peak comedy.

Like, Qui-Gon would still be sent to Naboo and end up on Tatooine, he'd still meet Anakin and take him back to the Temple. But, in this AU, he survives the battle on Theed and takes Anakin as his padawan. And the entire Order would be making jokes:

"Congrats on the new padawan! Hope he sticks around longer than the last one!" "We'll keep this one off the bodyguard missions, eh Qui-Gon?"

So one day little Anakin’s like "hey master, what happened to your last padawan?" And Qui-Gon's like "oh he ran off with a girl, yeah he's royalty in the Outer Rim now".

And it's all fine and dandy until Anakin’s nineteen and they get assigned to protect Padmé, and Qui-Gon takes one look at this kid's face and thinks "You've got to be fucking kidding me, this shit again??"

[galactic-rhea]

The beautiful bride and the ugly groom

[ninjadeathblade]

Obi-Wan in The Phantom Menace: Serious padawan, in love with Jedi code, no other romance for him, super cautious

Obi-Wan in the rest of the prequels: Thirty and flirty, you only live once, gets shipped with everyone

[an-old-lady]

Obi-Wan and Satine

[mercysong-tardis]

Obi-Wan and Satine were made to dance to Hozier

Approximately 300 frames, many many tears, and 60 hours of my life later; I finally have the finished product. This Obitine animatic has been a dream project of mine and I’m so glad it’s finally done and I can share it with you all.

Of course Ahsoka has the receipts for the council

[peppermintquartz]

one of my posts is very popular with shippers and i keep seeing the tag #obitine

and since i don't know much about Star Wars beyond the movies i thought "that's an alarming number of people shipping obi wan and palpatine" (alarming as in more than i expected, not that i'm against it)

TODAY i learned that the 'tine' refers to a female character called Satine

[callmevexx]

Lazy days on Mandalore💙✨

[abreca]

Year on the run.

This follows that well known headcanon where Obi-Wan's hair grows and he becomes irresistible.

[neverhadpogsoup]

"Had you said the word..."

[raiderbirdy]

Satine and Ben

[ndekvart]

Satine’s ball gown dress design commission for @/darling_duchess_ on insta!✨

[now-you-sound-like-a-jedi]

When it comes to Anakin and Padmé, Obi-Wan is deliberately looking in the complete opposite direction whistling to himself nonchalantly like he has no clue what's happening.

When it comes to Obi-Wan and Satine, Anakin is peeking around from behind a corner giggling like a youngling.

[galactic-rhea]

"Worse in what sense?"

Quick comic thing while taking advantage at max of my sunday.

I love Satine and Obi's constant divorced bickering.

[renif]

the sarcasm of a soldier, the delusion of a dreamer

just watched this episode and decided to redraw this scene, because i loved it

[rey-jake-therapist]

This bit from Kiersten White's 'Padawan' will never be not funny:

Obi-Wan's expectations:

Reality:

The audience:

Obi-Wan, watching Anakin and Padme falling in love like he and Satine did: