#OWWWWWWWWW

[s0fti3w1tch]

Thinking about this page in IDW TMNT with Mona right now...

[yaknowlikenyah]

Somebody needs to be horny about the fact I’m a miserable, vulnerable puddle of pain on my period STAT

[witchcraftandburialdirt]

just rip my heart out why don't you @mxlevolence

[caspersscareschool]

hey guys .it was pretty good

[lowpawly]

I sat on the floor for like two hours earlier and absolutely FUCKED my neck like ohhhh my god. do not ever do that

[frogeyedape]

Fun new dietary/gastrointestinal mystery: am I actually allergic to oranges (ate a can of mandarin oranges to test), bizarrely allergic/intolerant of chocolate now (been eating a pan of brownies (and also other food)) for the last 3 days, or just coming down with food poisoning (damn it slightly undercooked brownie is delightful)

Edit: oh, I also ate almonds. I thought I'd ruled those out as an allergy but if it's the stupid fodmap intolerance shit, stacking potential allergen + a few fodmaps could do it. Urgh

[takethebodymarc]

forever: im happy for both of you x2

[frogatz]

(actively grabbing broken glass) why is my hand getting fucked up

[sweatyfuntrash]

my tummy hurts and I'm not being brave about it please someone help

[justablah56]

alright fine I'm going sleep now ... maybe I will hurt less after sleeby 👍

[vaas]

did you know that if you spill hot glue on your leg its worse than other kinds of burns because its sticky and liquid and cant be removed as quickly and then you have. a 2nd degree burn. anyway youll never guess what i just did to my leg

[korobeiniki]

IM SO TOUCH STARVED MY BONES HURT!!!!!!

[cephaloph0re]

wheres the light yagami experiencing period cramps post i need to inflict them upon him

[proximacentaurib]

Nothing more satisfying than defeating a bunch of overinvested and overcommitted gym bros in a nerf gun battle

[sadgirlautumn]

Fuck you periods and fuck you cramps!!!!!

[stinkrascal]

e_e i slept so bad last nignt, now every part of my body hurts