#OUHHHH THIS ROCKS

[mychlapci]

Ageswap Ratchet fucking ageswap Prowl with a huge double ended dildo while frotting their plugged and tied spikes together

Maybe they're both in cute slutty outfits and have nipple piercings that are chained to each other's titties

ouhHhh yesss... god, Prowl and Ratchet rocking against a double ended dildo would be so hot. They put on such a good show for the high command <33333

[runawayonryo]

ppl stop writing for Heisenberg... how about our magnetto man with a punk/alternative SO??

OUHHHH yessssss!

pairing: Karl Heisenberg x GN!reader

{{note: I generally write REVillage fics Post-canon/alternate universe, assuming Ethan and rose, Mia etc. never existed sry XD}}

Warnings: swearing, brief mention of gore, very mild sexual themes

Ohoho where do I begin?

Karl when he first spots you is... intrigued to say the least.

You weren't like the others, you dressed differently, acted differently, and most importantly... you weren't like the other villagers, blindly following and worshipping Miranda!

Now, Karl being Karl... he thought about pulling his usual BS about "I'm a metal lord, fear me!" but quickly decided against it; not wanting to scare you off or anything. Especially since you didn't seem local, therefore not knowing who the fuck he is.

{and pshhh don't tell anyone i told you this, but despite his huge ego... he might not actually want you to know who he really is at first. So he'll try his best to act "normal" and as human as possible}

After he finally approached you and engaged in a regular conversation, he quickly finds himself craving more.

Long story short, he seeks you out in the village again the next day, inviting you over to his factory because... he didn't really have a house. Anyway, he wouldn't show you what he actually does in there... you two will be in his office on the first floor, he ain't taking you down into the actual factory until he is sure you won't freak out.

This "friend meeting" (totally not a date ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °) goes smoothly surprisingly. He'll ask you about your tattoos and/or piercings, scars etc. {if you have any}.

After a long-ass conversation about all kinds of shit, he'll just ask the question we've all been waiting for.

"So buttercup, you... eh... one of those emos?"

Time for the explanation between emo, goth, punk, rock. Two minutes into this, Karl stops listening... he got his answer.

You listen to heavy music.

And so does he.

Start talking about Metallica, Slipknot, I prevail, Rob Zombie, ACDC, black sabbath, Iron Maiden, Avenged Sevenfold, hell.... even SOME my chemical romance and Seether- and i promise, you'll get his attention piqued!

Especially if we're talking german bands such as "Rammstein" or "Die Toten Hosen" and he'll just... scream internally?

Like first of all... there's someone who also hates mother miranda besides him, they are funny, hot AND love german bands?!

SIGN HIM TF UP!

Needless to say, you two started a relationship quickly.

Despite needing to make his huge ass metal army, he takes a day off to make a bigass stereo...

{and then later that day Lady Dimitrescu complains about the loud ass music coming from his factory that even SHE and her three girls can hear from her castle. lol. Heisenberg tells her to shut the fuck up}

His huge goal is obviously to kill miranda... and then after escaping this shit village together with you. When the day comes, you two will celebrate with flipping off Lady supersized bitch and rolling off to a concert

{which likely isn't a good idea... imagine Karl wanting the microphone from the singer or something. You be chillin and there's just... a floating microphone... you be like... "Karl? what are YOU DOING?!" meanwhile Karl just has a shit eating grin as the crowd screams}

But let's not jump to far into the future...

Right now, you two are stuck under Miranda's disgusting-ass thumb.

Dark times man. It's shit, but whenever you waddle into his office whilst he's working... just y'know... get your phone out and play one of his favorite songs!

This man will {depending on his mood} shoo you away, or most-likely drop what he's doing and just... *grab* you and start juming around the room like monkies in a moshpit.

Once the song finishes, his hand will move from cupping your cheek, to cupping CHEEKS. Just him seeing you rock out to his favorite songs... is enough for Karl to get all hot 'n bothered. So expect some bending over the Work-bench and nice grindin' whilst 'Closer' by nine inch nails plays ;)

EXTRA:

if you like steampunk

this

man

will

just...

Scramble to collect little gears and screws... making little earrings, rings, necklaces etc.

also

stud bracelets.

OH

and if you like wearing chokers

be careful

that awakens a beast within him

"oh ho ho buttercup! What do we have here? Want me to attach a leash and make you *my pet*?

[enevera]

i have another recipe for u - eggs and tomates (but chinese)

two eggs

tomate

rock sugar <- good investment for future

scallions (2 maybe 1)

peel skin off tomates (easy hack cut an x into the tomate skin and soak in hot water for a bit then it peels off easy). cut tomates. put in pan with some rock sugar (sweet offsets sour but dont go too sweet). cook until juices come out and sugar has melted. take out tomates

mix eggs and fry then mix tomates in. add in scallions last. easy

eat with rice optional 👍

OUHHHH THIS SOUNDS SO YUMMYYYY THABK U KAII <333333333333333333

saving this for later im gonna need to make a trip to the asian market to get rock sugar im so excitedddd

[pidgefudge]

hiii :3 ask game

7, 33, 71, 65 and 94

7. what was your favorite thing as a kid?

transformers rescue bots. every single day after school i would open netflix in the living room and subject my poor father to binging both seasons (the good old days when there were only two,,,,)

33. whats your favorite current class?

ouhhh that's actually tricky. art is *okay* but it's art 1 so pretty restrictive and i don't get to experiment as much as i like. i may actually have to say cs because the labs can be kinda fun i like having a specific goal and specific steps to follow to reach that goal. also i have a 98 in that class which is my best grade in an ap class this year

71. whats your favorite song?

will wood against the kitchen floor!! granted i havent listened to it in a while because ive been more madilyn mei/everybody's worried about owen lately but it's like an overarching favorite yk

65. whats something that would make you fall in love?

ouhhhh i havent done that in over a year but i do gay yearn extensively so heres a few:

- someone who's genuinely interested in my interests and thinks it's cute when i infodump that makes me mega flushed emoji (and bonus points if they get into the thing themself so we can bond over it!! falling in love aside that would make my entire year decade life knowing that i got someone else to love thing as much as i do)

- matching my wit so we can have stupid little semantic debates and play off of each others jokes. but simultaneously being dumb as rocks because i am also dumb as rocks and we need to be able to communicate on the level of my brother and i (our texts are extremely stupid)

- secret third thing if we do an Arguably Homoerotic Activity together (my imagination particularly likes the helping me cut and/or dye my hair scenario) then well. id just be fuckin doomed. weugheffefgh now im gay

94. do you like dinosaurs?

sure ya :3 i was never Huge on them but i definitely like them. in fact i have a lil guy on my nightstand his name is harold the steggy and he's blue!!! also i love jurassic park if that's anything

[fictionkinfessions]

RE: https://www.tumblr.com/fictionkinfessions/762561078024716288/hi-just-saw-this-kinfession?source=share Hiya other Poob!! Its the PartyPoober here, MY GOD I AM SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE ANYONE SAD AUHHHH I wuz in a REALLY. BAD. SPOT. When I wrote that; though it is sort of canon (to me) in a way. Not the point. Your kind words were like. REALLY. Nice to hear. I literally started bawling I wuz like "OUHHHH OUH THIS OTHER PERSON IS SO NICE AND THEY DON'T NEED TO BE THIS NICE I NEED TO SAY THANK YOU" so uhhhh yah!! THANK YOU OTHER POOB!!!! I am blowing confetti your way in the wind.. it is biodegradable and tastes like dried fruit. It is delicious!!!! Plz remember u are soooo worth it too. Beat up your local three-eyed rock today!!!! Tell a trusted Mach. Idk. Thanks other Poob, I hope your day is joyous, whimsical, and jamtastic!

Just Another Party-Pooper,

PARTYNOOB 🐙🎁 [REGRETEVATOR FICTIVE]

x

[transbeeduo]

I think baby piglins crunch up netherrack to help them digest things bc their organs are still growing and also it helps their immune systems. So I think one day beeduo take michael on a day trip to the nether to help connect him with his roots and they see him eating what is essentially rocks and they're like MICHAEL NO

But also imagine michael meeting other zombie piglin children and beeduo negotiating playdates despite the language difference

OUHHHH I CAN SOOO SEE THAT zombified piglins’ organs tend to like. Struggle a bit due to being zombies and as such not working as good compared to a “normal” piglin’s would. So I can totally see that!! (Plus it really wouldn’t hurt Michael i’d assume) I could see Michael like, going outside to find rocks to eat while at home too!!

ALSO MICHAEL PLAYDATES YAYYYYYY LOVE ON THE MINECRAFT PLANET baby pigs playing + having fun + whimsical

[kurtiness]

TYSM @one-sad-pancake for tagging me!! I DON'T USE TUMBLR MUCH AND I DIDN'T SEE THIS UNTIL NOW I'M SO SORRY😭

1)Three Ships

Uhhhhhh I had to think real hard for this but probably

Chiscara - OOOUUHHH. Immortal puppet being left behind by a mortal who he saw as a friend and was killed and then being left behind by a child (who he thinks is very similar to himself) because the child lost to his mortality then FALLING IN LOVE with a man who's probably going to die, like, next update? chefs kiss. +they have the erasing memory plot? ouhhhh if scara wants to have this relationship with childe before his inevitable death he's gonna have to be the one to come forward because childe.does.not.remember.him. I LOVE CHISCARA SMMM

Ryureo - My FAVORITE rarepair (?kinda? but it's got more fans than most) in bllk honestly. I can't wait for more of their interactions in episode Nagi dude oml. Their dynamic would be soo fun! Based on their interactions in the game, Shidou would give Reo the most batshit insane idea and Reo would be like 'bet' I love themmmmm

Nagireo - and fuck nagireo!!

2) First ship ever

probably narusasu honestly, don't remember tho...

3)Last song

Pano by Zack Tabudlo

this song is very nagireo coded to me (it's from Reo's POV)

4) Last Movie

I rewatched pitch perfect yesterday. I like singing the songs they slap so hard. They didn't have to go full beast mode with the singing but they ate.

5) Currently reading.

if manga counts I'm catching up to chainsaw man. Haven't read any of part two.

6) Currently watching

JJK SEASON 2!!Loved the newest episode.

7) Currently Consuming

Uhhhhhhhhhh not entirely sure what this means but I'm eating barbecue chicken rn it's good.

8) Currently Craving

mmhhh cookies and cream, I'll take cookies n cream in aby variety. if you give a a slab of rock but then tell me that it's cookies n cream flavored no hesitation I'm chomping on that thing, if you slap a goop of shit down my plate but tell me that it's just cookies n cream im diving into that.

I don't use this platform much but I wanna make more friends here I'd love to more about @fulldelusionglitter and @strawlee (only if yall want too :)) this was fun!

[sakumasmut]

this ask will probably very long and pathetic so im sorry ahead of myself </3 YOU DIDNT JUST CHANGE THE POST TEXT TO TALK ABOUT THE GIFT AGAIN,, well obviously i wouldnt say no, and natsume,,, im always open to more natsume content because he is my everything (* >ω<) but you know, as you said in another rb's tags theres seriously so little content of my other favorites that id just feel bad to waste the gift opportunity when i can uhh, magically bring forth more nsfw wataru and leo content because. seriously. theres so little of it!! how!! i went thru their nsfw tags like, these days, and well. ashamed to say the very few there are of wataru, some are from me and even some that contain him and are related to the oddballs are still asks from me!!! no one wants this guy besides me.. ugly sobbing. but also was shocked at how little nsfw content there is of leo? surely hed be more popular so its like.. where is it.. wheres the content!! i did think about you wanting to give me a gift, and i can imagine why youd want to give it (and thinking on par that its not just a late birthday gift </3 but still thanks regardless!!), i was thinking something something with leo and ritsu but.. im not sure what! again if its anything you can just dm me about it or something i suppose </3 or if you do want to keep it as a secret little gift thatd pop up one day i dont mind either! but yeah i realized lately just how sick i am over leo and ritsu. yeah. yyeah. ive been rereading all your content w ritsu and especially the catboy ones.. uwehehe... (´_ゝ`) i kept thinking of scenarios of ritsu inviting leo over in his room with the reader also being there and erm,, wheres mika? i dont know! he can be anywhere he wants to just not here! (i am sorry mika fans. do not make me talk about him or we will reach the forbidden eroguro content. still so sorry for the one anon that didnt know what eroguro is and googled it?? then ended up asking you (ﾟωﾟ) i didnt expect to catastrophically ruin someones life like that... supposedly. my bad) but back to the main thing just uuuuw ive been missing your hcs things that were talking about two characters pursuing the same reader imagine it with leo and ritsu! oh the drama! how jealous filled creatures they both are! incredible! and absolutely phenomenal! but also them both having to share you? think of all the side-eyeing and purposefully paying attention to who you seem to give more attention towards.. they'd be so cute. i have worms in my brain(･ω･｀*). imagine if they were both catboys and so needingly desiring your affection. at once! im going to stop before i explode. i just need them both all over me right now i think. ue. i dont have much to say on behalf of wataru. at this point id just take anything with him because itd be such a rare legendary thing to witness.. ohh the holy grail of ultra rare wataru nsfw (no one wants this clown except me and exactly two other people on your blog) as you said yourself once hed be pretty much open to anything!! the opportunities are endless!! why limit them!! but also ouhhhh i have missed the wataru breeding hcs post.. id almost forgotten hes in puffy bunny even. whenever i think about fucking like rabbits phrase my mind just auto fills it in to nazuna. but ah. applied to wataru. ah. yeah. dont really have anything else to add there but amazing post 10/10 hit me like a rock when i saw it for the first time and may the person who requested that have my forever blessings. i will now sign off before i blow up right in this moment —darlingnon

mmm yeah I suppose you’re right, natsume is quite popular (I even have something for him for next month) but like you said there’s not a lot of writing for wataru or leo, so I’d wanna give you some content for them too! I definitely wouldn’t mind adding ritsu to a leo thing though, more the merrier!

honestly I might just surprise you one day? since I don’t wanna promise a deadline and not make it 🙇 but also very flattering you check my older writing fjehsbdn

[fartquen12]

Hey quen😊😊💕💕

can uf do zhongchi fic where childe is preg🥺🥺 and they raise thw stinky bwabby🥺🥺💕💕 thxx!.!

Omg yes bestie. Also since I am literally being such a bwimbwo whwore and want to stwab mwuself bc of a man (thats not very bwimbwo whore of me) This is a great idea.

Also next time pls put poop in the request and Also I only do y/n related stories so ya shes going to be in here.

UNFAIR RANK DIAPY WIPEY

TRIGGER WARNINGS: Fart, Poop, Birth, Sea section, Unatural birth, dookie, Fat babies, dirhea, Nsfw??, Will defenitly offend you if your a mini kyle.

It was 10:30 pm and I (y/n) had woken up to this shitty sound. It was like really loud. When I realised thats childe creaming- SCREAMING. I got up quickly and ran to the bathroom he was in! "Childe what- whats wrong a-are you okay!?" I exclaimed "AY GET THO FUCK OUT IM TAKIN A SHITAAA!!!" childe screamed back at me "FUCK OKAY ASSHOLE!" I replied slamming the door after. I was so pissed when I felt a rock hard di- hand touch my arm "whats wrong baby?" I heard a deep im taking a shit pooping sounding voice say. "oh 'ts nothin' just childe being a bitc-" I stopped when I heard "THERES A HEAD THERES A HEAD OUT MY ASSSSSS!" come from the bathroom. Me and zhongli ran into the bathroom and childe was standing with his asshole in the mirror and a small head covered in shit coming out his ass. Without saying anything zhongli ran to the car and forced childe and me into it. I had to sit in the back and childe was in the passanger seat zhongli driving. "THE BABYS COMING!" childe screached "YES BITCH I KNOW!!!" zhongli said angrily. I felt left out so I put on my headphones and turned on "taco fart song sped up 10 hours" On my switch lite. 5 minutes later we were at the hospital and i took off my headphones and me and zhongli and childe ran inside. Once we were inside zhongli told me to stay while childe and him went to the room. I felt left out again. So I decided to get a little risky with the patients in the large room I was in. I saw a strange man with blue hair and a huge shitty looking hat. I walked up to him and sat down next to him. "where ya from cutie." I said and I winked at him. "your moms ass." the cruel man said. "excuse me." I said. "haha just kiddin' im just pulling your leg IM from russia!" He said. I thought to myself man this guys cringe. I decided he was short and shitty for me. I looked over and saw the buffest hottest dude I have ever seen. I ran over to him and sat on his lap. "Damn baby lets go somewhere else." He said. Me and this man went to an empty surgery room. We started kissing. Shit. I farted. He looked at me. Laughed. And then we started kissing again. Then I heard the door open and while kissing this stranger I glanced over and saw a hobo looking man. "Hey butthole guye, Ive got the reports to your- OUHHHH PY AHA ADADADAY OH YA DADAY ISJDIUHSD ISUHIOOOHHOogOHOHOHUHOHUHOAOAAAHA!!!!" the man screamed- moaned? he ran away and the man I was kissing said "I need to go now, But call me my names kaeya, but you can call me- big daddy." The man left. I decided to go check on stupid ass childe. I looked through the door window since i wasnt allowed in. I saw childe holding a stinky ugly looking baby that looked like a noodle. childe told me to come in and say hi to our new baby. But i didnt want to. I was so disturbed at this rat ass looking childe I didnt know what to think, what to do, what to know. I stood there staring into its terrifying eyes for a while. Everything was gone except this strange childe. He seemed like a demon. "Hes...- terrifying.." I said. I placed a hand over my mouth as I slowly cried. "ACTUALLY ITS A GIRL." The nurse said. I screamed. I opened the door quickly ran through the hospital lobby and out the doors got in our car and left them there. I drove 5 states away.

10 years later...

I woke up to my alarm. I woke up my husband kaeya aswell. I walked downstairs and got started on breakfast. Kaeya gave me a kiss on the cheek and grabbed the keys to check our mailbox. I finished setting our food out at the table. Kaeya smiled when he saw the food. "Looks great thank you!" he said "Of course big daddy." I said. We ate breakfast silently and awkwardly. I went over to the mail he put on the counter and I saw a letter with my name. Y/n shitman. I opened it curiosly. It read, Dear Y/n Shitman, Due to the order of law you are five years passed on your payment, Your licesnse has been taken aswell as your toilet privlages and free yearly trip to england, Please come in contact with us soon. sincerly child department.

I was confused to what that was "whats that?" kaeya said "hmmm" I said in response. I saw another piece of paper in the envolope that read

Year one- $0.00

year two- $0.00

year three- $0.00

year four-$0.00

and it went all the way up to

year ten $0.00

I didnt understand until i saw in small print.

Hey y/n please pay for your goddamn poop riden child. We want 500 a month asshole. Child support please. sincerly childe and zhongli Shitman.

You paused. You dropped the letter to the floor and started tearing up. How could this trauma dump come back. You thought you would never have to hear from anything that had to do with that shit child again. when the paper fell it revealed the back of the paper which read.

You have 1 month to pay us 10k (btw we named her olivia and now we have another kid named topher)

"What- What the fuck is that!?" Kaeya said angrily.

"I-"

Part two???

[starridge]

OUHHHH MY GOD RAAAAHH thank you so much this rocks!!!!! 😭 i love the expression omg !!!! tyyy!!!!

dropping this and fleeing like a deer in the woods

[viky-somebody]

ouhhhh enjoy tha concert :3 i shall enjoy tha rock

bone appetite ^_^

[mychlapci]

Ageswap Prowl with a weakness for cute things like this https://youtu.be/i8OBxWS5uFY?si=bEahcXkIVVKq4wfT

The twins tease him relentlessly over it, and he always acts indignant and flustered whenever the commanders shower him with plushies. But deep down he really appreciates each gift, and cherishes them by lining each one along his little bunk in hs quarters. He also cuddles with them when he sleeps.

Inevitably, the twins make him enact horny tea party roleplays with them, forcing him into embarrassing little handmade outfits with cute bows and frills. It makes him feel so soft and needy when he plays along, dutifully refilling dainty little teacups while Sideswipe lifts his skirt whenever he bends forward to lightly slap his plugged up pussy. Prowl's stomach fills with butterflies when high command eventually gets invited the tea party, each officer teasing and affectionately bullying him while he struggles not to cum as he serves them. They even make Prowl hold on to a plush as he sits in their laps, warming their spikes when he's not attending to the guests, cooing at him as they handfeed him little treats

Ouhhhh Horny Tea parties that's a new one.

It's a whole new brand of humiliation... At this point, Prowl must have accepted that he has a humiliation fetish. Or at least, considered it. Because there is no way a bot can withstand this relentless teasing without having something wrong with their circuitry. Prowl is just so helplessly turned on and needy when Sunny and Sides play with him like this...

I can't get the thought of Prowl holding a plushie while warming a spike out of my head now... hrhhh just imagine Prowl clinging onto his new fluffy toy, trembling and moaning softly as he struggles to remain still. He's sooo horny and that spike is sooo warm and thick, all he wants to do is rock back against it and cum <33

[pathofelation]

ouhhhh..rock in brain. stuck in switch soup. fish me out with a spoon. all i can think about is The Sludge and The Static

[syrinq]

me, thinking about how a lot of human behaviours don't make any fucking sense to me, but the context around it makes me understand why such behaviours exist, but nonetheless, why

me, also a fan of making lists to get my thoughts in order: time to make a list of human behaviours i don't understand because they're stupid, nonsensical or just whacky :)

1. growing up in school and witnessing how fellow kids would change their attitude depending on hanging with a "girl" or a "boy"

2. calling people who do horrendous things "inhuman" or "past their humanity". my guy humans are inherently neutral, whether they do bad or good they're still a human? get out of here

3. the entire "beating around the bush" and not saying it straight if someone wants x or y or talk about z

4. the entire "being polite" crap speech. "oh i had fun but it's getting late!" brother can't you just say "i'm god awful tired i need to fuck off home and sleep". fucking awful this

5. the entire marketing crap. NINE OUTTA TEN DENTISTS APPROVE OF THIS. THE BEST IN THE WORLD! MAKES YOUR SOCKS POP OFF! lies. all of them. LIES

6. the psychology between pricing things 2.99 or a whole ass 3. Fuck you I HATE YOU FOR INVENTING 1, 2 AND 5 CENTS. AWFUL THIS!

7. pretentious symbolism behind colours, shapes, etc. it's True some evoke feeling, but to establish that as a ground rule is fucking bullshit. byeeeeeee

8. when someone gets shat on by eg. a bully and then they become the very same thing in the end. like okay champ you're doing so good

9. the reactionary sequences of big events in the world, eg. art periods, revolutions, etc. consequential reactions tend to be the same, the same but Amplified to Hell, the complete opposite, the complete opposite but sprinkle in Big Disdain for what once was. and then the cycle keeps repeating like a broken record?

10. the generalisation of a group of people, animals, things, whatever the fuck, whether positive or negative. like ok buddy chum "i'm not racist but..."

11. fads, fashion, supreme whatever. growing up poor and then when you get all that cash money $$$ spending it on gucci bags for the status. where's the whimsy and joy of actually enjoying what you get

12. ouhhhhhh i'm a company with soooooo much moneyyyyy let's squeeze out more money from these pesky binge watchers and these actors who totally didn't consent to their image being remade by ai!!!! DIE

13. ouhhhh humanity is so smart ouhhh yeah objectively the smartest on this planet but we still dumb as rocks!!!!! stop acting like we'll make mass effect real or prevail despite everything!!!! hell naw!!!!!

14. the need to humanise things or give them human features to invoke more "empathy" and "understanding" for something. my guy do we really need green smurf space human to sympathise with em??? I WANT MORE STORIES EXPLORING POSSIBLY HUMANITY OR THE ALIEN FROM A NON-HUMANOID PERSPECTIVE. PLEASE. I THIRST FOR THIS. I AM SICK OF YOUR DAINTY PRINCESSES AND WEIRD ALIEN SUPERMEN WITH AWFUL ROCK HARD TITS

15. whatever the fuck is going on with cocomelon

16. bitches fighting like petty 13yo xbox gamers calling each other slurs over some piece of land, oil, other resource, whatever in the world. and then they bomb each other like it'll solve anything. ok

17. categorisation of humanity in whatever boxes and labels that exist, to the point of being ultra-ultra-ultra specific. zodiacs, labels, etc. like brah i'm just a faggot on the internet. let me chill

18. regarding oneself as a "mommy" or "daddy" or "parent" to one's pet, and essentially roleplaying as their pet that they love their mommy and daddy sooooooo much :3 JESSE PINKMAN IN DA HOUUUUUUSSSEEEEEEEEEEE

19. continuation, regarding pets and/or kids as lesser than you or as things to be changed to your liking??? buy a barbie doll instead??? christ almighty on a stick

20. the need to comprehend everything through a human lens of understanding, eg. relativity theory, but then regarding those as 100% the truth whilst not really standing still and thinking that'd be the truth from a human perspective. and not necessarily the true truth. i still think time stopping at the speed of light is bullshit

21. the pettiness of kids and weird old-fashioned people in general for being "not the norm" or "not being able to be a cog in the machine". die maybe

22. the entire body language thing. ouhhh if a girl likes you she'll twirl her hair and look at you with her twinkling orbs and giggle at every grand joke you make even if they aren't funny 🥹 if someone crosses their arms they have a closed unwelcoming aura! unspoken silences and hints and nuances or whatever! have we ever heard of Talking. Please

23. the irony in someone being against x, but then being x themselves possibly. eg. someone terrified of their partner cheating and mistrusting them all the time, is themselves a cheater. and the opposite of that, someone joking about killing someone and then they never could hurt a fly. lol what my brain hurts

24. whatever the fuck "gender roles" and other "expected roles" are for someone based on gender, age, culture, religion, whatever. just treat people like people! sheesh!

25. society as a whole at this point. byeeeeeeeeeee

26. oh yeah whatever collectors have going on with nibs and insisting things are better when the package is left untouched and pristine and mint. not even to resell just to stare and look at. alright none of my business but what the fuck

27. gossip and small talk. oh hiiii how's it going with you? oh yeah the weather sucks absolute penis. (child emperor sitting on a throne) BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!

[imactualsize]

This has been and will always be my fav music video. They both look amazing, but Linnell in particular... ouhhh... Flans rocks the sunglasses but the baggy sleeves and floppy hair of Linnell... ouhhhh

the statue got me high is one of my favorite tmbg songs

almost specifically because the subject changes half way from "statue got me high" to "the statue got you high"

also the music video is just peak 90s tmbg imo

also the charred smoking chair word play just tickles a part of my brain

very much has the vibe of the last writings of the previous barer of a curse that you now have to carry the burden

as with most songs, the "omg its about drugs" interpretation is the lamest

[suckmycoxon]

I was tagged by the lovely @joestrummershowl thank you!!! <3

Rules: Shuffle your music library and write down first 13 songs and tag 10 people

1. Cast - Walkaway FOR Y’ALL BRITPOP HOES PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS THIS IS VERY GREAT 2. Drugstore - El President 3. Sigur Ros - Milano 4. Erasure - A Little Respect 5. Hammock - Take a Drink from My Hands 6. Heaven 17 - Come Live with Me 7. The Durutti Column - Never Known 8. Stars - Ageless Beauty 9. Arctic Monkeys - Secret Door 10. Of Monsters and Men - Hunger 11. Midge Ure - If I Was [SOBBING] MY SCOTTISH BALD BITCH. I still remember what I thought of this song before my perspective of him got biased - this song wasn’t musically that amazing, but his voice and the lyrics were so soulful. I think that’s when I fell in love with that twat 12. Tears for Fears - The Working Hour BEST TEARS FOR FEARS SONG PERIOD 13. Ringo Deathstarr - Two Girls

I tag @academyawardforgoodtimes @intellectualspice @kraftwerkindistress @moonovermoscow @synthpop-lesbian @kendkett @rolandorzabalseyeliner