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[cybervesna]

“Vincenzo Giovanna and Hanako Arasaka with their cat Nibbles, exclusively for our latest issue! Get the details of their love straight from the most powerful couple this world has ever seen.”   

Amazing art from @sidver THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE IT  😭

[lunameimei]

toxic old man yaoi 🛐

[microwraptor2]

Day 2: Kemonomimi ♡

[wispisstillverybored67]

Beauty Is Devotion

So, what do you wanna do, what's your point of view? There's a party, screw it, do you wanna go? A handshake with you, what's your point of view? I'm on top of you, I don't wanna go 'Cause I really wanna stay at your house

Time: 9:30 pm. Decently warm on the beach. Nyeh... This is the life. It's just me and Aceto, hopelessly in love with each other. The guys can bite me. This is where it's at! He's the man of my dreams! He's not even one of us... he worships the boss! Oh, if only this moment can be frozen in time... It's just the two of us, embracing each other in the sand, without a care in the world, praising each other, without a care in the world.

"Oh, Paulla..." He sighed, utterly blissful. "I swear, not a single soul will hurt you. I'll kill anyone who bothers you...!"

"Then... It'll be the same for me. I want to show you our world, someday. Even if the guys bare their Stands at your windpipe, and those adorable little eyes... I'll see them through," I'm serious. The guys can kiss my ass, with their distrust of everyone. They're my best friends, but they can shut the hell up on my boyfriend. Doppio has no credibles...?! You wouldn't know "credible" if you were the head of a conglomerate, and your name was Ra... Lost my train of thought.

"Even to Risotto?"

"Even Nero! Ah..." The usual motions will be done. Smushing his face into my chest, and tracing my fingers delicately through his hair. ~🎵

"Ah, Doppio... My dearly devoted love. My adorable little lover. Sweet, violent, beloved Doppio... What would I give for you to meet my big sis,"

"You said her name was Ane, right? She sounds so nice whenever you talk about her... Both of you are just so, so sweet..." He sighed. Did we both blush, or were we already blushing? Love abounds, ah...

"Hey, Paulla?" Sticking his face up, he gave me a Look.

"What's up?"

"D'ya think that... That maybe you can call... call me by my first name?" And with this, he was flushed even pinker then typical for him. By his first name... Aceto. Now this is something! I don't think anyone calls him that... But you knew that by now, right? I haven't actually heard it out loud before... Do you think the boss calls him by his first name? I don't think so.

"You mean it?" I guess it makes sense, even though we've only been dating for a bit. On account of how hopelessly in love we are...! It hit me, finally.

"...!" What else am I gonna say? "Oui, mon amour!" You know, we both agree that French is without a doubt, one of the most romantic languages there is. We've never actually met a Frenchman, naturally, so it's new, beautiful.

"Aceto, then? You really could have just asked me earlier, you know," I sighed, moving his little lick out of his face. And that just made him blush all the more. I kind of did so, too. "You're just adorable when you blush, Aceto..." ~🎵

"And I thought you NEVER blush...! Hahahaha..." Hmm, you know what I'm in the mood for? Heheheh...

Laughing it off after a moment, I sat up rather suddenly, leaving him stumped. As he went up as well, I gave him a Look.

"Don't tell anyone you heard this from me, 'kay? Hmm~🎵" Let's begin now.

"Totsuzen ni mō upside down Sekai wa kawari dasu Inori mo todokanai Boku ga kawari dasu~🎵" I simply chose a laxer song. Do you know what it's called? He seemed a bit confused at the song itself.

"You've heard me sing it a couple of times... There's no chance someone like YOU can forget it," I remarked. "It's one song I've become fond of while I was still in Japan. Before I moved back here, you know..." Oh, I HATE cover stories!

"...That one I'm thinking of, yeah? I mean, if you wanna..." He sighs. I ought to teach him the proper words...

"Kimi wa matomete hachiletet-tsuzukete Chibi-un ga dome ka wakaranuku naru Naki-sedakedo makitakunaikara🎵" He was a little shy when it came to singing, but in my presence, he just couldn't resist!

"O-shi-e-te~" All together, now...

"Yoru ni haseru kono yurameki to Omoinomama ni tobimawatte Motto jiyū ni kakete ikou yo Hoshi o miagete sa~🎵" Ah... That was a nice bit!

"It's fun, right, Aceto?" He nodded a "yes". A perfect night! !! It's time... Make your move, now...

I turned to him, he was picking sand out of his eye, somehow managing to get some in. When he saw me, he was even more confused. Moving closer, closer, closer, yet closer... Soon, we met each other at a borderline unwise closeness. Sighing, I prepped myself for a kiss. Open up, he'll know when it gets there-

Hmm?! Aha! Come to mama, now...

"Torurururururururu!" What.

"!! Fuck, sorry, one sec. Uh..." Didn't you tell the boss not to call you now?! We're having a moment here...!

Scrambling for something, I would've told him that there's a payphone over there on the beach, but Aceto, my poor sweet dumbass Aceto, chooses to use my leg as a phone.

"Ugh, why the hell is a phone over here...?" Sighing, he made the call. What is WITH him, honestly? *dreamy sigh*

"Boss! What the hell?! Didn't I already tell you a hundred times not to CALL ME AT THIS TIME?! I'm in the middle of something here!" This looks a little dirty from afar... This is funny! He's the only one I've ever seen talk to the boss like that! Though it's also uncomfortable, 'cuz his calls tend to take a while...

"Eh?! Fine, fine, fine. Got it. *Click!* Oh." He stumbled out of his little phone-daze, realizing what he's using. Quickly dropping my leg, he hastily looked around and stood up. Wonder what he needed him for?

"Shit, sorry Paulla, Boss needs me for something. Somethin' came up and I gotta go-" Quickly and awkwardly, he left without elaborating. Oh well. There's always then. "Aceto..." I complained.

"See you tomorrow, then? I'll text you when I get home!" Heading to the promenade, I pulled out my own phone.

"Hey. Big Sis. Guess what?"

"I have a boyfriend!"

"Yeah! He's just the cutest! I met him at school, and we hit it off! He's not a classmate, though, technically. And he's SO protective...! I LOVE him!"

She was surprised to hear the good news, but was very happy to hear. I really, really need to introduce the two! Maybe I can introduce the guys, too.

Time to head back home.

Then it hits me.

He's the first to have enacted such emotions in me.

Not even Big Sis or the guys could have pulled that off.

I don't believe in fate, or anything like that.

But maybe, we were intended to meet, you know? I can feel it.

He'll have a place in the Golden Land. I'm sure of it.

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That smell... I know it well.

Something is off. The air is filled with the scent of spicy-sweet, metal, and death. Do you know what that means?

NERO! He must've been watching me the whole night with his Stand! Walking further up to the start of the route to the hideout, I picked up the sound of footsteps. 2... no, 9 of them.

You gotta be kidding me... Everyone was watching?! Okay, Illuso, Nero himself, and Gelato I can get. The first and last of those three have straight up told me "What do you see in him?!", and the last one is one case on his own, but Prosciutto? Pesci? Ghiaccio? Melone? Sorbet? Sorbet does NOT give a shit on who I date. He's the only one who calls me "Izza"! "Izza"! That one gains nothing from this! None of the guys do! They kinda remind me of my parents, hehe...! My ma HAS been a misanthropic recluse for at least 9 years.

I clapped my hands together. Dare to dance with these gauntlets? Who wants to feel the full force of Smooth Criminal's despair first? Dare to dance?

Facing the direction I heard the footsteps in, then I made my move.

"You've done well to make it here! I should've expected as much... FROM THE LAUGHING STOCKS OF PASSIONE!!" Run all you want, I decide the truth!

[incorrectinfinity]

Jojo rankings because I don't think I actually shared my opinions on these before. Fuck it we ball.

Part ranks (for the record I think every part has its own merits and good bits, and I don't hate any of them)

1. Diamond is Unbreakable

2. Golden Wind/Vento Aureo (I CAN FIX HER)

3. Steel Ball Run

4. Stardust Crusaders

5. Stone Ocean

6. Battle Tendency

7. Jojolion (I CAN FIX HER TOO)

8. Phantom Blood

The Jojolands would be in-between gw/va and sbr as of writing

JoJo ranks (again, do not hate any JoJo)

1. Giorno Giovanna

2. Josuke Higashikata

3. Jolyne Cujoh

4. Johnny Joestar

5. Jonathan Joestar

6. Joseph Joestar

7. Gappy Higashikata

8. Jotaro Kujo (only in sdc, otherwise he is very beloved to me)

Jodio would be between Jolyne and Johnny, Dragona would be between Johnny and Jonathan

JoBro ranks

1. Yasuho Hirose

2. Okuyasu Nijimura & Koichi Hirose

3. Bruno Bucciarati & Guido Mista

4. Gyro Zeppelli

5. Ermes Costello & FF

6. Noriaki Kakyoin & Jean Pierre Polnareff

7. Robert E.O. Speedwagon (I AM SO SORRY)

8. Ceasar Zeppelli

Usagi & Paco would go between Gyro and Ermes & FF

JoFoe ranks (ok I actually hate some of these guys lol)

1. Yoshikage Kira

2. Dio Brando/DIO

3. Enrico Pucci

4. Kars

5. Funny Valentine (I hate him because he is an asshole in a not-fun way)

6. Diavolo (I hate him because he sucks as a villain)

7. Tooru (I hate him because Jojolion's ending is a mess)

For fun: What I actually ship (ranked by brainrot levels)

0. Jotaro x Therapy (MY OTP FOREVER)

1. Jonathan x Erina (they are the perfect tragedy and very under appreciated)

2. Gappy x Yasuho

3. Bruno x Abbacchio

4. Josuke x Okuyasu

5. Yukako x Koichi

6. Johnny x Gyro

7. Jolyne x Ermes x FF

8. Polnareff x Avdol

9. Jotaro x Kakyoin

10. Fugo x Narancia (depends on the day)

11. Paco x Charmingman (it's funny)

Also I appreciate Pucci x DIO as purely Pucci being in love with DIO one sidedly, not as a mutual relationship. I have a similar feeling towards Jonathan x Speedwagon but for different reasons. Oh and I did not add Caesar x Joseph because I swear to god I cannot remember Caesar's personality or even what he does it literally drives me insane idk how I did that 💀.

FOR RAGE: Ships I generally dislike for non-obvious reasons (most hatred -> least)

1. Hot Pants x Diego (Hot Pants is a very interesting and complex female character with a rich backstory and compelling ideals which is incredibly rare in jjba. Diego is a cunning and and tragic antagonist who was built upon his predecessor and made into such an insanely complex yet entertaining new form. This ship takes both of these characters and reduces them into nothing, especially Hot Pants. The scene shown as romantic between them gives me the ick. They both seem to mildly dislike eachother outside of their alliance and once they have that alliance I do not see any kind of chemistry. I could've disregarded this ship as nothing, a fandom shipper concoction that I would've simply ignored, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT PUTTING THESE TWO IN A ROMANCE REDUCES THEM BOTH. I AM A DINOPANTS HATER THROUGH AND THROUGH.)

2. Jolyne x Anasui (the difference between this ship and Yukako x Koichi to me is that Yukako is a 15 year old who changed for the better and fully admitted to being crazy while Anasui is a grown man wHO HAS MURDERED TWO PEOPLE WITHOUT REMORSE. JOLYNE RUN.)

3. Fugo x Giorno (Giorno is aroace to me, also I read The Scene and I can see where people are coming from but I don't get it personally, sorry. On a different note this ship is weirdly popular considering that it was spawned from a single scene in a non-canon light novel so idk what happened there, no hate in that particular statement just intense curiosity)

4. Kira x Diavolo (I get that these two are recluses but that makes them getting together make even less sense to me lol)

5. Trish x Giorno (aroace Gio truther and I see them as the ultimate brotp ever)

6. Dragona x Usagi (aroace Dragona truther)

7. Jotaro x Tonio (I don't understand this one at all but I kinda find it funny so points there ig)

8. Jonathan x Speedwagon (I don't actually hate this one, but I see it much differently from how the majority of the fandom does. Jonathan is straight to me, but Speedwagon is very gay and very in love with Jonathan. The yearning is one sided, another perfect tragedy. The reason why this ship is here is because it overshadows Erina entirely due to its popularity, and has kinda made Erina a niche character in the fandom which makes me sad)

Btw if you ship these things idgaf you are free to do how you please as long as you don't mischaracterize Hot Pants in your lil Dinopants whatevers please I beg of you

Ok, rankings over. Nobody asked for this but when inspiration strikes, I write stupid stuff.

Last updated 10/30/24

[gogomeaty]

I only have like 3 mutuals that like jojo but i want to talk about my jojo headcanons here, is more vento aureo than any other part even if stone ocean is my favorite I had more time to think about hcs for vento aureo I'm sorry so 😔

Okay, first I will do a list of my fav ships expect only rareships

Bruabba. I was obsessed with bruabba in 2018 and it was one of the first ships that made me feel so many emotions. They were my main otp till around 2020 and I still love them dearly just the hype is very asleep.

Prosciutto and Illuso. Don't ask me why because I don't even know from where I started liking it but the dynamic i have for them in my head is very interesting; very like flirtatious and aggressive at the same time lmao I love it. I remember my boyfriend of that time and I were very into them and it was fun talking about their ship with him. But I still live for this ship because they have so many potential i will definitely at some point do a drawing of them.

Narancia and Trish. This one crush my heart just thinking about it and im sobbing right now, i know their main interactions in the manga/anime are platonic but they have a very special place in my heart and i think im going to cry whenever i think of them together. I just remember the scene with the grateful dead and how Trish was so gentle and attentive with Narancia, i'm going to cry again, you get the idea.

Melone and Tiziano. Look, don't get me wrong I love Tiziano and Squalo together so much you don't have an idea. But these two get crazy together, I can't see them romantically more than very not so casual sexual partners I hope you get the idea because I really like it.

Trish and Pesci. Now, I'm not sure if Araki ever gave Pesci a canon age but in my eyes he's the youngest of all la squadra approximately just like three years older than Trish and I know they wanted to kidnap or kill her, I don't remember, but if that was not the case I think they could be a really cute couple. I just think their personality would really match.

Mista and Formaggio. This is more like indulgence because they're my favorite from their respectives groups so yeah I make a party whenever I found a single fanart with them together lmao, but seriously I think they would be the most insufferable and annoying couple/pos and I love that for them, they have fun with pretty much everything, lol.

Bruno and Ghiaccio. All of this liking started because a friend of mine proposed to me to roleplay and we choose them as the main ship and it was very fun and interesting, it grow the appreciation for the ship in me even if Ghiaccio is not really of my interest i like it more because of this role and ship.

Sorbet and Gelato. I need to say more? I think everyone likes them at some extent.

[shoechoe]

1 7 or 16 or a combination...also don't apologize for rbing the ask game lol

(ok thanks lol)

What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?

This one's definitely Jotakak. I guess I sort of get why it's a thing just since Jotaro and Kakyoin are both the most fangirl-attracting characters in the most popular part, so people shipping them was bound to happen- but, especially with it being arguably the most popular ship in the fandom, the vast majority of Jotakak stuff is immensely boring to me. I don't even think it's bad, particularly; just completely uninteresting. You could probably do something interesting with them especially considering their personalities do match in a lot of ways (they're both the quiet teens of the group that have a lot of baggage, for instance), but mainstream Jotakak stuff is just not that.

7. Is there anything you used to like but can’t stand now?

I will admit that I used to think "every Diavolo death is canon" jokes were funny, and they still can be on rare occasion- however, it got really annoying when it got completely beaten to death and people started thinking that every death scenario they came up with was literally canon, and then people started spreading fake info about GER to prove the joke as correct even if it was never stated or shown. (Also, taking this idea seriously is annoying because that's not really what "canon" is... but whatever.) It also didn't help that the "death scenarios" that people came up with got like... really bad.

16. If you could change anything in the show, what would you change?

I would change a lot (and I mean a lot) of things about Jojo if I could, but to keep it simple and just choose one thing... I'd probably rearrange Vento Aureo to introduce Doppio and Diavolo sooner and give their characters more time to breathe and establish themselves. It would make my brain the happiest for obvious reasons.

In terms of that, I would also probably stretch out the timeline for part 5 quite a bit in general and maybe either shorten/combine some La Squadra fights or maybe just cut a few of the early fights, particularly maybe Sale and Zucchero's, so the characters get more time to establish themselves in the breathing moments instead of constantly moving from fight-to-fight- or something like that. If I had to compare it to something, Vento Aureo's story is a bit like spaghetti code; it works... sort of, but it's very messy and you can clearly see it's full of things that could use lots of improvement, but it's a bit hard to think of how to rearrange things in a way that feels more harmonious without just redoing the entire thing. Does that make sense? I hope so.

[agentlilicarter]

My favourite AMVs/fan videos

So just to be clear: these videos aren't made by me, they belong to all the amazingly talented people on Youtube. I just thought I would try to post those I bumped into not so long ago (1 year or so). Most of them are about JJBA, but I'll try to add other AMVs to them from other fandoms I like. So yeah, this will still be expanded. The links are in right before the video title.

JJBA

[X] JJBA - Believer [AMV] by Blue Death - this one shows Jonathan's and Dio's 100 year long battle

[X] Bustin' by Blue Death - this one is just funny XD Just perfect 🤣 I can't say more about it.

[X] Bubblegum Bitch - Dio AMV by crysEdits - One of the most perfect song for Dio, the most iconic Drama Queen.

[X] Dio Brando AMV - Primadonna by Michalina Chrzanowska- Again, another perfect song and AMV for Dio.

[X] Dio Brando - Oh no! [AMV] by Blue Death - Honestly this was the first Dio AMV I saw and it surprisingly fits to him.

[X] My Type [AMV] by Blue Death - The vibe of this song is perfect for Part 2; it has a suave vibe. I love how in the song you can hear someone breathing out like in Part 2 Joseph had to watch out for the right breathing. The editing is top notch.

[X] Part 2 AMV-Satellite by Giblow 20 - It's a cool AMV, I was surprised by the song choice but it's a good choice. And the editing is great too.

[X] Joseph AMV (Overdrive) by doppvolia - I think this is a cool AMV, Joseph's theme is my favourite from the six JoJo's theme.

[X] Joseph Joestar - When you were young [AMV] by Blue Death - This shows actually that Joseph wasn't just a goofy character, he too went through a lot. This is just... sad. I cried an awfully lot because of this. The parallel between Ceazar and Polnareff and then Kakyoin 😭

[X] JJBA - Glitter and Gold by Novani - Wow, this is just... so well done. I can't say too much about it. 😅

[X] Teenagers • JJBA AMV by Mai☆ - "Jotaro scares the living shit out of me" (Sorry 😆)

[X] Stardust Crusaders [AMV] - I'm so sorry by BadGoodBoi - This is a cool edit, with a cool song for a cool team.

[X] Jotaro Kujo - Monster AMV by Blue - This Skillet song fits perfectly to Jotaro. He wanted to stay in the prison because he thought he was posessed and would hurt people he loved. He thought about the manifestation of his own soul as an evil spirit.

[X] Stardust Crusaders - Everytime we touch [AMV] by Blue Death - I never expected this song for a non romantic AMV but here it is. And it actually made me cry.

[X] Diamond Is Unbreakable - Rollercoaster [AMV] by Blue Death - It's so nostalgic and emotional, just like DiU is for me. I love how it captures the beautiful friendship between Josuke and Okuyasu! The part when the refrain starts for the last time

[X] Turn Up the Crazy Diamond - [ Panic! At The Disco & JJBA] AMV by D. Nubs - This is actually great how the whole video is synced to Victorious. The song references Killer Queen a lot, and it's about getting away with murder, which is basically Kira.

[X] Vento Aureo ("Golden Wind") - Turn [AMV] by Blue Death - Okay, this is basically a tribute to Bruno's kindness. I like to think this is also Giorno missing the gang; all those craziness that happened to them.

[X]Vento Aureo ("Golden Wind") - Heartlines [AMV] by Blue Death - This one is just as emotional as the former GW AMV.

[X] JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Gangsta's Paradise [AMV] by Novani - I can't say much about it, it's so good.

FE3H

[X] FE3H GD Spoilers | World We're Gonna Make | (...) by ContestChar - This is a GMV but I still put it here because this is my favourite and GD is my favourite house and team from the game. The song fits perfectly for Claude, his dreams and for my OTP too in this game. God I miss the skittles. 🥲

[nwolf6]

Hanako Arasaka, the empress

for wonderful @cybervesna <3

[atoqkynesisss]

Februabba, day 1 and 3!

Why do inktober when You can do februabba?

Fugo: Narancia, go and bring me the hose

Nara: yup!

[cybervesna]

Two sides of the same coin.

[naturelights-posts]

You get high quality content from me (lie)

[plastic-raccoon]

I'm back!! Have some RisDia

[haruka-e28]

I really love Vento Aureo and I really love Fugo, Giorno and Narancia so I have to ship them. I dont have another choice!  <33 <33

[strawberry-mayo]

Giomis Week Day 2: Marriage/Proposal 

A very cute proposal featuring Sex Pistols <3 

Giorno can’t handle their cuteness 

[cardsbizarreadventure]

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Coming in hot with two versions of this artwork I couldn't decide upon which I like best... so I present to you two variations of the artwork! I want to tell you how much I love you and how much I value you as a friend !! But sometimes words can't be really enough. Here is to many more years to come for our friendship to grow even further!! Thank you so much for everything you've done for me!! I love you soo soo much waifu!! (c) Mina Mirtillo belongs to @supra-ana @cattivedonne

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