#OSOMATSU SAN

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I can't hold it in any longer... think season 1 Karamatsu's interpretation of Ichimatsu is hysterical

ok so people like to criticize karamatsu for this, because it kinda shows that he has a bit of a shallow understanding of his brothers buuuuut...

i really love season 1 karamatsu's interpretation of ichimatsu

kara's ichimatsu impression is just him acting like a cat and making cat puns. it would make a lot of sense for him to act rude or hostile because that's how ichi acts towards him, but nope, to him, ichi is just a very cat-like, mellow guy.

this also fully explains why he is able to tolerate everything ichi throws at him. have you ever met someone who has an awful cat? have you ever heard how they talk about their cat?

"yeah so snuggles mcgee tore up my couch, gave me this nasty scar, pissed all over my bed, bites me when she's out of food, and never really pays attention to me or lets me pet her... but no omg we love each other to death. sometimes, she sleeps next to me and i really feel the connection. i think the bites are how she shows love. yeah she will scratch you though, so don't go near her or look her in the eyes"

sound familiar?? i honestly think this is how karamatsu views ichimatsu. he kinda just thinks of him as a grumpy kitty cat, and i say this in full seriousness because look at how ichimatsu sleeps in the movie

and then look at how karamatsu imagines him sleeping in the movie (i assume this part at least is his imagination simply because ichimatsu has never been shown to sleep like this ever and this is also NOT how he fell asleep or woke up)

and the thing is, i also don't think that (and i say this with all the love in my heart) karamatsu pays enough attention or is smart enough to fully understand ichimatsu's motives for his aggression towards him (especially bc i don't even think ichimatsu himself truly understands why karamatsu makes him so mad). i think kara would need a third party to explain it to him or at the very least prompt him to truly think about it.

it's way easier for karamatsu to imagine him as this cute little kitty cat because it allows him to write off everything ichimatsu does as just him acting out. he can't help it, that's just the way cats are! it also allows him to believe that underneath all that hostility, ichimatsu truly does love him.

(and he does! ichimatsu loves karamatsu deep down, but it's not as straight forward as karamatsu believes it to be)

because even if your cat leaves your stuff broken

physically harms you

gets you in trouble

ignores you

at the end of the day, your cat will always return to your side

and sometimes, if you're lucky, they may even let you pet them without being scratched!

the thing is though, i don't think this is how he views ichimatsu currently. i think karamatsu has really changed over the seasons and now his view of ichimatsu is more grounded. but thats a post for another day lol

tl;dr: iromatsu is peak

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Anyone interested in a nsfw version?

I need to get this out somewhere so here is another headcanon post

I know it would be better to include pictures/drawings but I feel like I would draw it completely wrong (and I feel kinda lazy rn not gonna lie)

HEADCANON ON THE BODIES OF THE SEXTUPLETS:

Osomatsu:

-not fat but he got a rather big beer belly (that beer is doing you no favors Trashmatsu)

-thanks to it there are light stretch marks (only on his belly)

-you know what I know I said he isn’t really chubby but he got chubby arms (but it makes it look like he lifts weights)

-soft cheeks that always have a light pink flush (is it natural or from the drinking? No one knows)

Karamatsu:

-slightly chubby but his upper body and abs are a bit toned (but his arms and chest are the most visible)

-I like to believe he does work out to look hot (in his eyes) and well he also got the muscles because he’s such a people pleaser he would even climb literal mountains. And have you seen how he easily could carry a guitar AND Osomatsu at the same time?

-also yes I imagine that he (and Todomatsu) have the plumpest asses

-he has some scars from all the times when he was really clumsy and fell down or the bullying from his bros or like said his people pleaser tendencies and other “accidents”

-I love the idea that he uses lip balm (so he has the softest lips out of the six) And maaaaybe uses some makeup too at times? I can see him trying to hide the scars he got from his acne

-oh and he puts much attention on his eyebrows so that they always look well trimmed

Choromatsu:

-a popular headcanon is that he’s really thin (which I can see) but I think, since his whole stick is that he’s boring and not much outstanding, that he has the average body of a man. Like not thin but also not chubby. Just right in between

-flattest ass

-idk what else to add he’s just average (is that too much Totty energy I’m giving?)

Ichimatsu:

-I join the headcanon that he’s the chubbiest

-and while he is outside pretty much the whole day I think he’s pale and has dark eyebags

-and I know that they all don’t grow body hair ((since from what I heard in Japan if you don’t have body hair you are considered a child (which fits with their man-child asses) But take it with a grain of salt)) but if they could I think Ichi would have messy looking facial hair and on his chest

-due to his softness his stretch marks are more visible than compared to Osomatsu’s. And not only does he have them on his belly but also his upper arms and inner thighs

Jyushimatsu:

-the most fit

-that massive baseball hobby of his does wonders to his body

-MUSCLE MUSCLE HUSTLE HUSTLE!

-he’s toned (but not like that he’s only muscles). You can definitely see he’s a active little dude

-idk why but i feel like while his body is hard from all his muscles his cheeks are like super soft (more soft than Osomatsu’s)

Todomatsu:

-feminine looking body

-like I said with Karamatsu he has a thick booty

-slim and since he works out in a gym I don’t think his main focus there is getting muscles so he only has very few visible ones (muscles you could see a little are his upper arms and legs)

-since he’s taking good care with all kinds of beauty products of his body his whole skin is smooth

-the palest

But what they all could have is scars on their knuckles from fighting each other all the time

I could go into the nsfw direction too but maaaaybe another time pffff

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