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Blossom: Every time I see Tom, my heart clenches and I get all nervous.
Leora: Thats because you love him.
[Later]
Tom: Whenever I see Blossom, my heart clenches and I get all nervous.
Jacob: Don't get to close to her again, you seem to have an allergic reaction.
#blossom guy#leora darr#tom guy#jacob rackham#incorrect opgp#these four would make for an interesting sitcom group
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Blossom, accidentally cutting her hand: Ouch, that hurt.
Tom, stepping on a lego barefoot: HELP! I'VE BEEN SHOT! MAN DOWN! MAN FUCKING DOWN!
#blossom guy#tom guy#incorrect opgp#i feel like this could easily be a leora and jacob quote#but sometimes you gotta be selfish and focus on tom and blossom
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Leora: I had a nightmare that you left me.
Jacob: That’s ridiculous. You know I have no sense of direction.
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Jacob: Damn I kinda like Leora.
Jacob: I better show her how much she means to me.
Jacob: [leaves her]
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Leora: I just want to hear those three little words.
Jacob: I love you?
Leora: Try again.
Jacob, grumbling: I will behave...
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Dawn: If it’s a concussion, you have to keep them conscious, okay? Ask them questions.
Hunter: [to Jacob] What’s seven times seven?
Dawn: Stuff they know.
#dawn quinn#jacobs crew: hunter#jacob rackham#incorrect opgp#i dont remember the color i used for hunter oops
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Leora: Whatever you’re thinking right now, stop it.
Jacob: What are you talking about?
Leora: You always make that face when you’re about to say something super stupid to piss me off.
Leora: So cut it ou--
Jacob: I love you.
Leora: …
Jacob: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup.
Leora: I FUCKING KNEW IT--
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Vincenza: I was tired yesterday, so I just slept for the entire day.
Vincenza: And now I’m still tired.
Dawn: Yo, that’s not healthy, you should start doing cocaine.
#jacobs crew: vincenza#dawn quinn#incorrect opgp#im too lazy to look for images of jacobs crew so they are all assigned colors based on whatever their name feels like
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Hunter: If you’re on the sun then sun-dried tomatoes are just tomatoes.
Jacob: Wouldn’t they be dried tomatoes? They’re still not normal tomatoes.
[Later]
Jacob: I asked Vincenza, and they said there are no tomatoes on the sun. So it looks like we’re both wrong. But more importantly, you’re wrong.
#jacob rackham#jacobs crew: hunter#jacobs crew: vincenza#incorrect opgp#if you see any of jacobs crew aside from jacob#you can be certain I did not find the quote#i know nothing about these guys lmao
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Jacob: [slams Leora's bedroom door open] GUESS WHO'S DRUNK?
Leora: [in bed] I guess Jacob.
Jacob: [falls on top of Leora] You guess right!
Leora: Ow.
#jacob rackham#leora darr#incorrect opgp#get ready for the next few posts#Kan Onslaught#only Kan#like Kan has already been very prevalent#but it keeps happening
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Jacob: What’s the worst decision you’ve made while you were drunk?
Dawn: Don’t mean to brag, but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
#jacob rackham#dawn quinn#incorrect opgp#i hate that jacobs tag is double spaced#but ive already sealed my fate long ago
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Hunter: Vincenza, did you eat my powdered donuts?
Vincenza: No.
Hunter: Then what’s that white powder on your pants?
Vincenza: Cocaine.
#jacobs crew: hunter#jacobs crew: vincenza#incorrect opgp#please dont take Dawns advice#when regarding dawn#do as they do not as they say#actually dont do as they do either
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Jacob: Why won’t you love me, Leora? I’ll be anything you want me to be!
Leora: I WANT YOU TO BE DEAD!
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Leora: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for, like, a year now. No response.
Jacob: Wow, they sound stupid.
Leora: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just... dense.
Jacob: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know... “Hey! I love you!”
Leora: I guess you’re right. Hey, Jacob, I love you.
Jacob: See? Just like that.
Leora: Holy fucking shit.
Jacob: If that flies over their head, then sorry, Leora, but they’re too dumb for you.
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Hunter: Hey, do you want your ice cream with or without pulp?
Jacob: What the FUCK did you just say to me?
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