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mars-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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Kan: This ain't my ship!
Kan: Ohhhh, that explains a lot.
Creighton:
Kan: Yeah, I don't know you people.
Kan: I guess I'm out of here.
Kan: [fires himself out of a cannon and into the distance]
Creighton:
Creighton: I'll see you around space cowboy.
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mars-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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Arave: Its me, ya boy Arave.
Arave: Today I'm gonna teach you how to cook.
Kan: Cook what?
Dawn: I thought Dom blocked you.
Arave: Step one. Get a fish.
Arave: Step two. Cut up the fish.
Arave: Done.
Arave: Congratulations you've cooked.
Arave: Remember to like, comment and subscribe. Click the link down below for a chance to win a pair of lightly used socks.
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mars-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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Dom: What should I make for dinner using sausage.
Arave: Sausage.
Dom: Wow thanks, Arave.
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mars-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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Leora: What kind of mother am I? I'm so darn alcoholic, I can't even tell my own twin children apart.
Kan: Its not your fault, they're identical. Look at them.
Dawn:
Dom:
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mars-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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Dom: I don't have any aunts.
Dom: Wait this is so off topic.
Kan: What is the topic?
Dawn: Pirates, obviously.
Dom: Let's go back off topic.
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mars-incorrect-quotes · 4 years ago
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Creighton: Do you have a lighter?
Arave: No, I don't smoke.
Dawn: I have one.
Creighton: Thanks, kid.
Dawn: I don't smoke either. I just like melting stuff.
Creighton: ...
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mars-incorrect-quotes · 4 years ago
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Leora: Kan, I know you think you're helping, but stop it.
Kan: I don't think I'm helping.
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mars-incorrect-quotes · 4 years ago
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Dom: I asked Dawn to share their queen size blanket.
Dom: To which, they replied that they were a queen and therefore the blanket was already at maximum capacity.
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mars-incorrect-quotes · 4 years ago
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Arave: Without ugly in this world, there would be nothing beautiful.
Dawn: Thank you for your sacrifice.
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mars-incorrect-quotes · 4 years ago
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[Dom and Dawn on the way to school; Dawn is reading a journal that's decorated with frog stickers]
Dom: Dawn, that better not be what I think it is. You better not have brought my diary to school.
Dawn: I had to. I'm doing my book report on it.
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mars-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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Arave: Wait I'm having one of those things.
Arave: You know, a headache with pictures.
Leora: An idea?
Arave: That's it!
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mars-incorrect-quotes · 4 years ago
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Leo: Name two things better than self-isolation and refusal to face reality.
Tharren: You can't.
Dom: Yeah I can't think of anything.
Chakra: Me either...
Wulf: Cheers! I'll drink to that man.
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mars-incorrect-quotes · 4 years ago
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Leora: I think we have a problem.
Dawn: [nodding] The fire.
Leora: No, the-
Leora: Wait. What fire?!
Dawn: Oh, forget about it. This sounds more interesting.
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mars-incorrect-quotes · 4 years ago
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Forge: You're gonna need a gun. Don't worry it's unloaded.
[Gun fires]
Forge: Its unloaded now.
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mars-incorrect-quotes · 4 years ago
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Leora: [Driving Dom and Dawn] So how was your day?
Dawn: We almost got surprise adopted.
Leora: What?
Dom: We almost got kidnapped.
Leora: Oh, okay.
Leora: [slams on breaks] WAIT WHAT?!
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mars-incorrect-quotes · 4 years ago
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Dom: Leora look.
Leora: That is a... wizard hat on a dinosaur.
Dom: Its called a Gizzarsaurus. This one's brain was the size of a walnut.
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