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I saw a post that brought up the parallel of these two scenes.
Aziraphale likes to forgive people. The key word being likes.
In the second GIF, he is not enjoying his stay in the confession booth express.
''I forgive you'' is telling Crowley something is desperately wrong and to please snap out of this fog you have been in for twenty four hours- why did you not worry about the metatron it's the freaking METATRON and he is out to get us and I'm going to have to leave you and I'm scared and I love you but I can't say it right now- how can you not see the danger it is DIRECTLY OUTSIDE THE WINDOW.
I forgive you for being stupid right now.
#aziraphale#crowley#good omens#ineffable husbands#ineffable divorce#idiots#just communicate oml#good omens parallels#OOooOoOo a tHeOrY#aziracrow
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inv is being iterated
why does ascending as inv result in a no-win dating sim purgatory where the only outcomes are death and being hated
iterators don't know what ascension is like. placeholder purgatory
why is a region called "oops we forgot to render this one"
saving processing power. are the visuals really that important. just do the challenge little fellow i'm sure its fine.
where does all the orange acid come from and how does it get cleaned up before hunter's campaign
its not real. just thought it'd be good to spice things up. wait it spawnkills you? okay fixed sorry about that
whats with the sound effects
if we're making however many iterations of this slug kaizo journey you bet your ass we're making it slightly sillier and more tolerable to watch
why does the menu screen have multiple options to play as inv
multiple iterations DW about it
unlocked by typing a citizen drone's name???
strongest tie to being related to an iterator.
it's a kaizo because it's an attempt to get the most efficient slugcat possible. able to eat meat and very hungry to incentivize being able to kill things. here you can maul stuff. do it. youre a little weak at throwing things and need to conserve what you hold. no movement enhancements because that'd be cheating. wouldn't it be fucked up if there was a lizard that was super long and fast and could climb poles and killed you on contact. what's the funniest thing we could make that five pebbles dude say. moon died right. thats kind of sad no comment.
all the logic of making a kaizo translates directly into an iterator.
...also had a thought that nightcat is inv and was used as a "base", given the notable parallels between the two while nightcat is the only one we actually have evidence of being Real. There's probably some inconsistencies but it's fine.
Don't know how to explain the egg.
#rain world#rw enot#rw inv#text#is it an au or a headcanon. is it actually a theory? is this actually factually correct analysis?#just ignore the fact that there's no way it'd make sense for an iterator to know about saint being able to ascend things and we can pretend#also ignore that it's almost the same logic as “it was all just a dream ooOOOooo”#zero egg feels like you can just make up a lot of things about it#but it kind of breaks the logic of “can't rely on anything”#need to think of its purpose...
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4 credit college course where it is a comfy room with comfy chairs and scented candles and it is quiet and warm and the course is eepy 101 and the final exam is writing essay about why nap good based off scientific research (napping in aforementioned course)
#i still hate colleg#this will come as a surprise to everyone#guys ijust want to write but im so tired all the time there’s so much stuff i have to do Every Day i VAN NOT DO IT!!!!#drinking my arizona iced tea to numb the pain i can’t even get Starbucks on campus bc it’s so far and they’re always out of what I want#can’t drive bc car in parking lot 30 minutes away#this is an institution this is not higher education get ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!#just want to write klavquill this iss oooooooo terrible#on the bright side my Russian course is fun#i am strongly disklikg half my classes tho. why is literary theories prof genuinely so boring#and incapable of teaching#apparently there’s a gothic lit course I DIDNT EVEN KNOW ABOUT…. IM SO SAD IM SO SAD#ok rant in the tags over. Thanks for coming everyone I’ll see u next week#it will probably be when I do laundry because ALL IDO IS LAUNDRY APOATRNTLY……..
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In regards to TDP season six I've seen a lot of people discussing if Callum will use dark magic again and what he would use it for. I have a theory i just want to put out there. What if Callum uses dark magic again in an attempt to re-trap Aaravos.
This short scene where they drew attention to Callum inspecting the coin has convinced me of this. Callum may try to trap Aaravos in the coin OOOoOooo.
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PERSONALLY...
Do I think the poster was photoshoped and put together by someone who does not work at all in fortiche? Yeah, most likely just marketing material for the retailer
BUT they probably got the renders from the *actual* marketing team from either Fortiche or Netflix.
And I think that Viktor is from the * time skip* period. As you pointed out, his hair is mid point between acts 1 and 2. his hand is not hexcorized, and he looks slightly healthier than in act 2.
So I'm thinking that render comes specifically from a flashback segment in season 2
Oooooooo I did not think of that! It could definitely be a flashback. We know there will be a few, cuz I’m pretty sure I saw somewhere that Silco’s VA recorded some lines for S2.
And I actually have a little theory that could fit into this. I kinda feel like maybe Viktor has been smuggling Hextech projects into the Undercity for a while. Like… it probably became clear to him when Jayce became a councilor (if not sooner) that Hextech was being co-opted by the rich, and it was never going to help the people he set out to help. So he started working on smaller projects (water filters, air purifiers, things of that nature) and sneaking them into Zaun. And if this were to come to light somehow, (shown to us in saaaaay a flashback) it would be yet another nail in the coffin of his exile. Cuz the council could spin it, make it look like Viktor was colluding with Zaun the whole time, smuggling them Hextech weapons and aiding Jinx in her attack (which is of course a lie, but if they are able to prove he was smuggling Hextech into Zaun, he wouldn’t really have an answer for these accusations… not one they’d be inclined to believe, anyway.)
And I do have something to back it up: this. This right here. This look, when Jayce is actually floating the idea of building weapons to be used against Viktor’s people.
The wheels are turning. That is a look of realization, of determination. It says oh you’re not the man I thought you were. So it’s up to me now. I have to help them.
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just had a random question come up in my mind- if Void did in fact age in the prison dimension, but couldn’t die as he claimed in the fic, what would have happened if he didn’t manage to teleport? Would he have just continued to age? Does that incline that he would just grow super super old but never die from his old age? Perhaps there was a time loop thingy for the prison dimension where it makes you age multiple times: for example, you would grow very old and then “restart” to the age you were when you got trapped there. Like an endless cycle of aging. I mean- the place was created to be an inescapable prison of physiological torture and high chance of insanity-
…I’m probably looking wayyyy too much into this- my brain likes background info a lot hehe ✨👍
oooooooo this is a fun theory i love it!!
well, to be honest... i hadn't thought about it too much. because, frankly, my base was that aging would not stop. which is probably a bit too Hard Core to think about, but I do love the idea of a cycle style hehe.
"but what about the other Krang trapped in the prison dimension"
WELL this also may be over thinking it, but i like to think that Krang 1) have extremely long lifespans and 2) for them, there isn't quite a state of "death"...
Rather, I like to think that if a Krang becomes too old to fight or their minds start to deteriorate, they move on to their 'last stage of life'.... which is to be assimilated into the organic matter that makes their Krang tech. I like to think that the organic matter that makes up the Technodrome (and other Krang tech that utilizes the 'hive mind'/'organic piloting') is made up of Krang that have 'died'. That's how their tech can be organic and mesh with the pilot so well.
But!! That's just a fun theory. (A bit more comforting than Leo running into vegetable Krang bodies just laying around, right???) But for Leo, homie would have ended up looking like Master Oogway eventually LOL
#TNV asks#TNV Final Chapters Spoilers#catch me turning away and pretending to not see the Horrific Implications of my own World Building#me @ me don't think about it too hard ;w;#thanks for coming to my unsettling ted talk LOL#pastel prattling
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erin theory time
this one is filling in background holes oooooooo The synopsis of my theory is that I believe his dad somehow forced him into being the elemental magus. His body was built for it, his channels were a bit open either naturally or due to his weak nature it just didn't have a preference (I'm not one hundred percent certain on the ladder though; I'm just basing an assumption- I think its more likely the former.) [AFTERTHOUGHT SUNSET HERE: he could naturally have his channels open and got major elemental corruption which explains being bedridden and also how he's no longer that fragil with the seals and everything now. still not one hundred percent confident but its better than previous.] we know he wasn't always like this due to tess's reaction on falst's comment on 1.15.6
he wasn't always the "great elemental magus" he was a kid before that, and since he had potential. I think someone wanted to push that a bit. ...Only problem is that he is fragile. bedridden fragile. so what do you do when your child is weak but still has potential? guilt them into continuing to push themself anyway because if they cant prove they're worthy they're a burden. they're full of potential. they can be someone incredible; they can help people but if they do not then what are they even fucking doing with their life am I right chat? i think his father pushed him into being the magus but didn't exactly tell him we was worthless...rather that he has potential. that he can be all these great things. and has the opportunity to be someone incredible; someone who's actually skilled and can help people if you just keep pushing. fueling his ego while also implying that if he doesn't do this then he is essentially worthless. its just. that last part is quiet and not really said out loud. ..but he knew. hes just a sick kid unless he pulls his act together and starts doing the magic then you're just a useless fucking bedridden boy. and now that Erin IS the elemental magus hes finally achieved what his goal was. he did it. he is the greatest according to his expectations. he is powerful, he can help people, he's fully capable and useful, he can do e v e r y t h i n g.
..that's what he was told. thats what he was expected to become. so he has too. because If he can't... ...
#sunset speaks#comic aurora#Aurora comic#erin ruunaser#MY COLD TURNED INTO ALLERGIES#IM NOT FUCKING HAPPY#EVERY TIME I TALK OF THIS MAN I AM CURSED#FUCK#still doing it though <3#watch I'm going to change my mind last minute and realize something I got wrong and then be ashamed later just you watch.#and either i'll edit ITIN last minute or reblogan update.#I always remember something the second I post it.#auaguh
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Distracting: part 3
An entire weekend, and then this first night back at the lab? Viktor was drawing a bit too thin. He isn't quite sure how much longer he can side step the issue..but maybe he can stall for a little bit.
warnings: OOOOOOOO so much pining, lots of Viktor being a sweetie and only making himself more nervous, sexual tension if you squint, fluff fluff fluff fluff
word count: 1,879
Part 1 part 2
Oh Janna you knew. You had to, why else would you say something like that? It was too specific. You absolutely knew! How? Was it Jayce? Who was he kidding, it had to be Jayce.
Viktor had effectively avoided looking or getting anywhere close to you after his little walk. He had completely and totally ignored most of the world actually, at one point you had watched Jayce attempt to get his attention by tossing a piece of paper at him. You and ha shared a matching confused look turned laughing fit when it bounced off his head and tumbled in a growing pile of matching crumpled notes.
He had managed to escape from the lab without too many questions, and he had gotten home early enough to take a shower before Jayce got home. He sat under the stream of hot water, his head pressed back against the wall and staring at the ceiling. He was raking his brain, through every minisqule detail of the day, or the week even, any clues or hints on how his possession could possibly have been discovered. He certainly had not brought it up, and he did leave that night before you. You were too focused on talking to an old friend..one he noted was awful touchy.
He had put his hand there, on your open back, and he had noticed because it interrupted his current thought. Specifically, the thought of you taking off that dress to shower later. However before he could even justify that he only wondered how the dress was attached to you (from a physics standpoint of course), his gaze had fallen to the friend's hand as it snaked to your lower back. His eyes had darkened, enough that Jayce had noticed when he had tugged Viktor and told him he was ready to leave now. And to the trophy boy's benefit, he didn't bring up that Viktor had not stopped passively mentioning how rude certain guests had seen, based purely on his interactions obviously.
He sighed, leaning forward to let the warm water trickle over his face. Why didn’t you move when he touched you? Surely if you had a partner, he would know. Maybe you just like being held like that? Being held with a gentle hand to your lower back..he was sure it felt nice against the exposed skin. He lifted his hand against the stream, mimicking how he would wrap an arm around your back..though in this situation you would be facing him right? And from his sitting position you would be looking down at him right? He leaned back against the shower wall, holding one arm out still, while his other hand rested on his thigh. He closed his eyes, the noise of the shower providing for a rather easy transition into his imagination.
You were standing in front of him, looking down at his face as he held the small of your back gently, just admiring how your warmth felt against his palm. It was simple, a moment of simple pleasure. Then you leaned forward, pushing your weight onto your hands that you had suddenly placed at either side of his head. He leaned his head up, maintaining eye contact as you stepped closer, placing yourself between his knees, which caused his hand to tighten its grip on his thigh. In reality he could feel his hands shaking, because now in his head you were close enough that he had another theory brewing in brilliant mind, how soft was your neck?
A loud knock forced his eyes open, almost sending him off his shower chair.
“Viktor you fall in there? I would like to take a shower,”
Viktors hands fell back to his sides, the tension in his grip loosened around his thigh as he started into the shower head, as the last fading image of an imaginary you dripped into the drain witht he last of his hot water. He turned off the shower, climbing out and tightening his towel around his waist before opening the door to Jayce who was still pounding on the door.
“..I would let it sit for a minute” Viktor groaned, limping past Jayce toward his room.
“Hey, where did you go today?”
He stopped, turning his head slightly toward his roommate, “What do you mean? We were both in the lab all day..”
“Yeah, sure physically. I mean where were you after you got back from your walk? You were super out of it” he turned toward Viktor, leaning against the wall on one shoulder. “Is everything alright?”
Viktor sighed, limping into his bedroom as he continued the conversation. “Yes, everything is fine, just a little..lost in thought,” He muttered
“Yeah, but what's wrong? You spent the whole day ignoring me..ignoring-”
“I wasn't ignoring-” He grumbled, pulling on some proper clothes before leaning out into the hallway and mimicking Jayces position.
Jayce starred, raising an eyebrow.
Viktor felt the tension in his throat. He felt it like a weight in his stomach, he knew he couldn't hide from Jayce what he clearly already knew.
“..I think that they know about the champagne glass,” he murmured, sweeping back the soggy hair on his head.
The hall filled with a loud huff of laughter from Jayce, “Is that really it? That's what sent you into robot mode all day?”
“Robot mode?” He yelped, flabbergasted by the new label, “where did that saying come from?”
“Guess..” Jayce hummed, Viktor should have guessed, you developed a lot of new sayings in the lab. You had once called Viktor, a ‘Lab bitch’ when he had assisted you with an experiment. That one had stuck around for quite a while, and he would never in his life admit how quickly he had responded to it after a few uses. He rubbed the back of his neck, “I suppose..that isn’t all” Viktor admitted, nervously glancing at Jayce, testing the waters before fully revealing anything. Jayce tilted his head, leaning forward, waiting for more.
When Viktor didn’t say another word, they had hit a stand still. A battle of patience, a fight to see who would break first. They both knew, Viktor knew that Jayce knew, but he wasn't ready to let him win. It took all of a minute of silence before the larger of the two grew a pair,
“You finally realize how bad you got it?”
“..Is it really that obvious?” He groaned, letting the weight of his head be taken by gravity and hang off his shoulders.
“Insanely” Jayce chuckled, approaching slowly and placing a comforting hand on Viktors shoulder, “lucky for you, I dont think your little..love bird..” he drew out the nickname teasingly, causing heat to spread into Viktors face and a hand come up and cover the expanse of the lower half of his face, “knows a single thing..”
Viktor widened his eyes, how could you not know? What about the pencil? The little snide comment you made? God he has forgotten about how your breath felt against his skin-
“You think so?” he murmured,
“Not a clue,” Jayce leaned closer, “I would say you should change that”
“..What do you mean?”
“I mean, I would like the apartment to myself sometimes, and it would be easier if you had another place to sleep” He punctuated the final part with a harsh nudge on the shoulder before turning to get in the shower.
Viktor stood in the vacant hallway. He tried to file through the new information,you didn't know, at least not about his..admittedly growing affection for you.
‘It would be easier if you had another place to sleep’
Damn it Jayce.
The next day he sat staring at his mug of coffee, it was cold now, he had been staring long enough for the steam to vanish and leave him a little surprised when he sipped a room temperature drink.
“Hey pretty boy,” You seemingly manifested beside him, causing him to choke on the unpleasantly cold bevrege and sputter forward in a bit of a coughing fit.
You can’t help the laugh that pulls out of you, you cover your mouth and hold back the snickering as he calms down and turns to look at you.
“Excuse me?” He huffed, glancing at you finally. Damn it, he hates to admit how fast his attention had gone to your smile..he would tally that in a moment. Once he pulled away his focus, he noticed a much warmer looking mug in your hands.
“Yours looks cold,” he giggled, offering him the mug. He blinks at your hands, a familiar sight now, one he had replayed in his mind a lot in the past few nights.
“Is..it yours?’ he asked anxiously, shakily reaching for the mug.
“It's my mug yeah, but I can just steal yours if I need to make a new cup. You always need coffee more than me anyways.” You meet his reach pushing the mug into his hands and manually curling his digits around it when he seemed to be struggling. You held his hands on the mug for a moment, smiling lightly..his hands were really soft despite how often he worked with them.
Viktor stared up at you, he couldn't even manage to look at the way your hands were touching when you were offering him another of your things. He has no understanding just how pretty the puppy dog eyes he was giving you were.
“Viktor?” You try to pull him back, seeing him suddenly short circuit and have to restart as he flinches away from the touch with the mug.
“Oh I..um. Thank you” he dragged the words out of throat, looking into the mug at the much warmer drink. He chuckled lightly to himself as he sipped the bitter liquid down, letting it warm his chest.
You walk about his back, going to steal his old cup so you could bring it to the kitchen. As you reach for the cup..he stales. You pause when you feel a palm reach around you and find rest on your lower back. Viktor seems just as caught off guard as you, when you look at him and straighten your back.
He stared up at you, he had very quickly placed down the warm drink he seemed so attached too, and wrapped an arm around you.
Viktor couldn't help but feel his chest swell..he couldn't have imagined you looked this stunning in this position..the lighting in the lab was simply, perfection. And better than anything you hadn't moved, not yet, and even though your back was covered the warmth of your skin was exquisite.
“Thank you..really,” Viktor hummed, looking up at you again with those pretty puppy eyes. God he was so pretty when he was focused.
You felt his hand swipe over your waist as he flinched away from your body. “It's a..shame though really”
“What?” you ask, leaning forward to chase the touch even the littlest bit.
“That you won't be seeing your mug anymore..since” He muttered, turning toward his desk again and sipping from it.
You raise an eyebrow,
“I will be adding it to my collection.” He smiled lightly, just light enough to catch.
#viktor#viktor x reader#viktor arcane#arcane viktor#viktor x fem!reader#Viktor x gn!reader#viktor x male reader#viktor x y/n#viktor x oc#arcane#arcane x you#arcane x reader#arcane x y/n#arcane x female reader#arcane x reader fic#arcane x gender neutral reader#arcane x oc
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An interesting theory I found on reddit regarding of Curren's unreleased attribute.
Curren's attribute (god/divine) is given to those that runs and fully control their world, unlike the rep, who are there to preserve the world. Essentially, they are the true power that runs the world, which goes exactly with what King Solomon talks about in ch 14 regarding of god; that its actually a system that runs the world.
Which would explained two things: Why does she has this attribute yet none of the reps have it despite them being supreme gods of their own world.
1. The trancendend one (her brother/giant robot) is part of MxOther, the artificial god of future, who are actually the mastermind that controls not just the entire aspects of the game system, but also humanity's fate and is a reflection of Tokyo's future, making them essentially a god.
2. While some reps are indeed the supreme gods of their respective world, they dont actually have full control over their world. Because if they do, they would be able to prevent their exiles from leaving without causing their world to go shamble. If anything, them exiling their exiles in order to preserve their world is a prove that their are not actually in charge of the world, but in fact a slave to their world system (god), just like everyone else.
Oooooooo
That's an interesting theory
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ROUND ONE: Nickel sulfate solution/Nickel plating solution vs. Paper
Propaganda:
Nickel sulfate solution:
it LOOKS SO DRINKABLE, IT'S THE FORBIDDEN CORDIAL, MMMMMHMHHHMHH, those people on tiktok who make uhh they call it flavoured water we call that cordial, whatever, those people on tiktok WISH they could make a flavour so enticing mmmmmmmmmmmmhhhmhmhmh. gonna admit half of this is simply because i was watching nickel plating videos at 2am one night and i was so out of it that seeing the plating solution which looked like a nice light green made my brain go oooooooo drinkable yes yes. i have no doubt it would taste like salt (?) and death but in my heart,,, it is the forbidden liquid <3 (or maybe it's fine and im just exaggerating idk i failed chem)
Paper:
Whenever i didnt want to do a test in school i would take a bite of the paper and its actually really good
If u eat schoolwork ypu dont have to do it
Who can resist drawing a little bicycle for example on paper and taking many happy bites out of it… its simply good fun.
It’s delicate and simple. Crisp. Almost like a wafer. And it has variety! You could draw or write all sorts of fun things to eat. Unfortunately actually eating it is less fun.
its smell is just soo fulfilling, you know? like eating something without actually eating it. kinda like that type of bubble gum from willy wonka's factory. the kind of smell you could daydream about. also! it's warm!!! who doesn't love a freshly made home cooked meal?
in practice, paper does NOT have a satisfying texture to eat. however, in theory, ooooooooo the crunch..... that delicious crinkling noise as the paper compresses under your teeth..... ooooooo
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MAGNUS SEASON 2 HAS BEEN COMPLETED
Here are my silly thoughts:
Season 2 Summary:
- oooooo tunnelssssssss
- THATS NOT FUCKING SASHA WHO ARE YOU
- Gertrude would get murdered in a basement (theory: Elias would so do something like that)
- Jon having a mental breakdown frfr
- Death books continue to death books
- OMG GERTRUDE IS VOICES BY JONNY’S MUM THATS SO CUTE
- micheal isn’t in a bathroom he’s in yellow doors
- Daisy and Basira are slay and I love them
- TIM WOULD FLIRT HIS WAY INTO POLICE RECORDS WHAT A LAD.
- FUCKING JERGEN LIGHTENER
- HAHAHHAHA JON GETTING AN INTERVENTION
- JURGEN LEITNER IS A BITCH
- MELANIE IS BACK
- NOT SASHA TOOK THE TAPES THE BITCH
- WAIT NO SASHA IS DEAD?
- “It is remarkably easy to buy an axe in central London”
- Bro the editing on micheals voice I love
- Martins Poetry 🥺
- Micheal is so girly pop
- SASHA NO
- MY MASTER..,(da eyeballs?)
- 978 bestie doesn’t even have enough books to be considered a library fucking loser
- Imagine finding a bunch of books that cause death and go OOOOOOOOOOOOO I LIKE THESE LEMME COLLECT THEM LIKE A MIKU FIGURE COLLECTION
- Oooooooo horror gods
- HORROR ENTITIES
- Micheal is such a goober distortion
- HOLY SHIT I CALLED IT ELIAS DID DO A SILLY MURDER
- THE EYE!!!!!!!
- ELIAS JUST DID ANOTHER MURDER
- BRO WTF
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Ness (MatPat): OOOOOOOO did you hear about the bite of 83? I heard it was caused by the co-owners eldest son where him and his friends shoved his little brother in the jaws of fredbear killing him, but of course, thats just a theory
Mike who just got out of a near death experience in that very pizzeria and was almost killed by that 'co-owner':
#fnaf#fnaf movie#mike schmidt#ness fnaf#ness the waiter#matpat#matthew patrick#matpat i love you and all but your gonna need to chill with the theories#mike is just hanging on by a thread at this point#somebody save him#his sanity is non-existent
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Any theories on who the antagonist will be in The Mandalorian and Grogu?
Oooooooo, there are so many different possibilities! Honestly, I would love it if it was just Elia Kane, but it'll probably be a new character to take Gideon's place. Someone like Rae Sloane is a bit of a stretch imo but still possible!
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oooooooo wait that bit about the curse skewing time and how it was only 5 days 👀 I’d love to hear about that
OKAY. LET’S DO THIS.
so, my theory is that the curse does in fact skew time. in the movie, gaston says “maurice! i’ve spent the last five days trying to find you!” and this is the same night that the curse will be broken. implying that it’s been Only Five Days since gaston left maurice to the wolves in the forest. this, in turns, implies that it’s only been five days since adam and belle met. and while i am happy to play the Disney Soulmates card, and maybe it was five days, i have some ideas as to why it maybe felt longer than that.
firstly, and for some inexplicable reason this needs to be readdressed every now and then, let’s discuss how long the curse has been happening. in batb 1991, lumiere says it’s been ten years in his song be our guest. this, along with the ‘91 narration saying the last petal would fall on adam’s 21st birthday, has unfortunately led to far too many people thinking that adam was cursed as an 11 year old child. this just isn’t true! not only is it positively insane to think that an enchantress would punish a child that way, you really need not look further than our beloved boy chip.
regardless of how old you think he is, i would bet that majority of us agree he’s younger than 10. the batb 2017 script says that he’s 8, which sounds about right. but regardless, he’s very most likely younger than 10. now, if you truly think the curse is Ten Real Years Long, i want you to look me in the eye and try to convince me that a teapot gave birth to a teacup. CLEARLY, chip was not born a teacup. chip longs to be a real boy again. i don’t recall if he says anything specifically in batb 1991, but in batb 2017 he asks his mother if he’ll ever be a boy again! he knows what it is to be a real boy! implying he was cursed, and is trapped, as a child; completely destroying the idea that the curse is legitimately ten years long. much more plausibly, lumiere was singing hyperbolically, because he’s a very dramatic man!
now, i’m not going to make this a competitive thing, but batb 2017 DOES do a lot to fix this problem up. number one, the beginning narration gives no indication to adam’s age, or when the rose petals will finish falling. number two, the prologue actually shows chip sneaking into adam’s ball amidst the chaos, highlighting both that he WAS the same boy that you see at the end, and that he was in the room when the enchantress put her curse on everyone. and number three, lumiere’s line in be our guest changes from “ten years” to “too long” - further confirming my theory that he’s just lamenting the agony of their experience. he may not truly know the length of time it’s been, just that it has been too long for anyone’s comfort.
so now that we’ve gathered that time is already a bit funky, let’s look at this curse. the enchantress is one powerful lady. i personally think she’s some kind of trickster goddess of justice or something, who just goes around the world teaching awful, cruel people in power lessons. regardless of who or what agathe is, she is incredibly powerful. the beginning narration states:
“The prince begged for forgiveness, but it was too late, for she had seen that there was no love in his heart. As punishment, she transformed him into a hideous beast and placed a powerful spell on the castle, and all who lived there.”
she placed a powerful spell on the CASTLE ! as well as adam and the servants! i think that’s so significant. and it’s very clear that she DID curse the castle! it’s trapped in a perpetual winter, despite the fact that it’s june for the rest of the country. not only that, but you can see the way the curse affects the castle. every time a petal falls, the castle rumbles and parts of the structure crumble and break. the place is slowly deteriorating, the curse is eating it alive. given what we know about their perception of time, and that the castle was individually cursed, it doesn’t seem too much of a stretch to think that the castle is not only frozen in terms of weather, but frozen in time as well.
looking at this next part of the narration:
“As days bled into years, the prince and his servants were forgotten by the world, for the enchantress had erased all memory of them from the minds of the people they loved… …As the years passed, he fell into despair and lost all hope. For who could ever learn to love a beast?”
she’s so powerful she genuinely affected the entire world. or at least, all of europe. like, nobody is asking or wondering about the french prince?? no one is stopping by?? no one is sending letters?? nope! their minds have literally been erased. not a soul in france is wondering what their monarchy is up to. adam has been entirely forgotten. i also think it’s important to note the usage of the word “years” which she says twice. sure, you could argue that it is real years! because it says so! but honestly i think she’s speaking from the perspective of the cursed individuals, particularly adam. in both instances, adam’s experience is stated immediately after she says “years” — first, being forgotten, second, falling into despair. i would argue, then, that to adam (and the servants) it had simply FELT like years. not real years that the rest of the world would experience, but a terrible weight on their shoulders, a hopeless longing for rescue from this awful state, dragging on seemingly endlessly, too long, feeling like years.
my conclusion: i believe that the castle time and real time are not the same. based on everything i’ve laid out, it seems as though the castle is very especially cursed, and while it has felt like years (i honestly don’t think it’s felt like more than three or four. i feel like if you go any further you have to start accounting for mental age, particularly chip. but i may be getting too deep about it.) in reality, it may have only been a matter of months. what if that awful storm that led the enchantress to come “seek shelter” happened in january or february, and now it’s june. perhaps it’s been around six months in real time. but to the castle’s inhabitants? it’s felt like years. so then, if we can use this theory for a moment, perhaps belle’s “five days” at the castle felt a lot more like a handful of weeks, maybe even a month or two.
i also think this because the sort of rapport that adam and belle have just seems like they’ve known each other longer than five days. and don’t get me wrong, sometimes people have those instant connections. like i said, im happy to play the Disney Soulmates card. but humor me for a minute! they have their little inside jokes about romance novels and belle teases him in such a way that just exudes the comfortability between friends, not new acquaintances. not only this, but when they’re in paris, adam simply asks “what happened to your mother?” when belle explains where they are. this, to me, implies that he already knew her mother died when she was a baby. and, personally, i don’t think that’s something i’d mention to someone i’d only known less than a week. but it seems like she’s already had That conversation with him, and further, it seems he’s comfortable about the topic, and feels close enough with her to ask about it further! to me, the way their relationship is depicted, it seems as though they’ve really developed a friendship over more than a bit of time, and have definitely very naturally fallen in love within said friendship.
anything is possible, and this is all my own little speculations and ideas. whether it really was five days or perhaps more, it’s quite clear that their love is something quite spectacular.
#i’ve genuinely thought this for years but never quite written it all down#that was invigorating#i haven’t written an academic essay in a year and a half but that brought me right back HAHA#look at me even quoting the source material#anyway this isn’t meant to throw stones or anything. purely just a theory i’ve thought about!!#it’s moments like these though when i’m like oh yeah. autistic special interest. i see it#lmao. well! thank you for the ask alex. means the world 🥹🫶#alex tag#answered#batb 2017#beauty and the beast (2017)#beauty and the beast 2017#beauty and the beast#batb meta
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Yeah, now Crow made BRADOR even more evil than he was. The Lore Council has officially entered its edgy teenagers phase.
By this logic, maybe someday we will grow to be mature adults...... (...eh, don't count on it....)
Recent week in headcanons crafting department has been something, alright?
#we are SILLY#but now we are also EDGY#Fantomette has been banging out really scary theories#me and crow were making characters more evil....#val is.... val. lol#val do something evil!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are ruining our look!!!!!!#like idk elaborate on why Adeline was striped to the chair stronger than any other patient#like make maria deal with the emotional weight of seeing her friend/gf lash out at her with-#-murderous intent and having to face how wrecked she became#or idk make ludwig do something evil and justify it very very hard like he is scared#like make him be very cruel to detractors like very angry too like unpleasant#what can be better than see a ray of sunshine fade? to observe pure person's grace sullied?#greeeeeat i am writing evil plans FOR you#ALSO WHY IT IS /////ALWAYS///// SOMEONE FROM THE HEALING CHURCH?!?!?#ah yes the TRUE horror of BB: the CATHOLICS#oooooooo scary#also thanks a lot crow now i cannot even LOOK at brador without feeling awkward#you activated too many of my neurons
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Jayce Talis notes on the back of his diary:
Documented list of Viktor’s sounds and their meaning:
- Low humming noises from the Hexclaw corresponds to a general content or alternatively a relaxed state
- When deep in thought/ contemplating-> soft whirring // task: determine from where // Update: Near left ear
- Cooling fans produce a buzzing sound on his abdominal sides when flustered (or horny?? Try new theory later)
- Whistling noises from the vents on his neck = frustration/overworked. Steam clouds might be released as well (also activated when exercising
Mmmmm yes, ““““exercising””””
Good lord I love all of this. *sneakily adds this to my list of fics I wanna write*
Obsessed with the try new theory later. Jayce finding excuses to get Viktor hot (literally?!?) and bothered so that he can take more notes while also fucking Viktor’s brains out… it’s a win/win.
The premise for this is actually pretty similar to the plot (term used incredibly loosely) of Dream of You……. possible sequel????
Oooooooo you’re just giving me so many fic ideas, love it!!
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