#OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HATE AND LOVE HER

[aaaaaagayghost]

HOLEEEEEEEEEE SHIT 

MY ANIMATIC IS DONE YIPEEE GO WATCH

[separatist-apologist]

I swear to all that is holy if Amarantha makes good on her thingy to get Eris into her bed I’m honing to spontaneously combust. Oooooooooooooooo, I hate her. Also I love the fact that it literally took all of one second for it to click for Arina that Lucien is Helion’s son. We stan the future high lady of autumn. Loved the new update of painted me golden!

Arina was like, wait a minute. WAIT A DAMN MINUTE. That's SPELL CLEAVER JR AM I INSANE?

And Eris was like, THIS IS NOT THE TIME

[shrinkingazaelias]

Maple, harvest and fog?

maple - is there a hobby / skill that you’ve always wanted to try but never did?

I think lace-making and embroidery is the most unexpected one I never thought I’d want to give a go until I very much did.  Which is also quite recent thanks to being swayed by the cottagecore witches of tiktok. They make some very very good stuff I’d never even thought to put on a piece of fabric and it’s just very unexpected cheeky “I can embroider whatever the hell I want on ANYTHING” that just feels so punk rock I am in. Sewing in general actually. Always wanted to make my own things/better-ify what I have but just... it looks like so much stuff I feel I’d be bad at- and I hate wasting and I feel like I’d just end up wasting so much fabric to make a bAd tHiNg and-- Maybe when I’m rich and can afford to fail. Gross I hate that sentiment ewwwwwwwww fuck that noise

Capitalism is dUMMMMMMb the book the movie the musical

I’ll start by learning to mend my clothes. I think that will be really cool and personal. Give better love back to what I’ve already loved too much and destroyed in the process. Yeah. I like that.

I’d also love to try taking care of little orchis mantids / praying mantises in general- I swear they are little fairies and I love them. But I haven’t really had a place I could actually call a stable home for 9 and 3/4 years, so any pets/collector type hobbies are out the window. One day. 

harvest - what fictional character do you most identify with? Why?

Oh god this one is really hard. Someone just told me an hour ago they’re reminded of Sally from Third Rock From The Sun though, if that means anything. (I’VE HEARD IT’S A REALLY GOOD SHOW I JUST SAW MORK AND MINDY INSTEAD OKAY)

But, who I personally identify with? You know what? Screw it. I identify with Michael Shelly from TMA. Why, why on Earth, may you ask?

WELL LET ME TELL YOU ONE OF MANY AN ODD TALE, MY GOOD SYR- Some dumb trauma that is both no one’s and everyone’s fault in my early life (including my own) had me trusting an old lady as she slowly brought me through her made-up world as if it were real in order to sacrifice me to some dumb god to INSTIGATE an apocalypse. And I was like, “oh shit maybe nah”. So by choosing to live my life as my own instead and therefore not instigating an apocalypse, I got thrown into a wormhole (much like Gertrude sacrificing Michael to keep the apocalypse from happening) the likes of which I’d never seen before (which in my case was actually just the regular real world); and by the end of it and all of it’s twists and turns and funhouse mirrors and splitting apart and coming back together, I found the heart of me and became someone who was once That Michael Shelly, but is also now both Michael Shelly and not Michael Shelly. My who got torn from my what. Now I am me. And I keep changing, and my whole breadth of palpable existence keeps changing, and I am me but I am forever morphing and different; like I am convulsing on a thread- and while people see the string, I am the way it moves. 

SO YEAH BET YOU WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT ONE UHHH- It’s a slight hyperbole but not even remotely close to nearly as slight as I would like- Oh and there are more reasons why I identify with The Spiral than that but perhaps that’s for another time oooooooooooooooo~

fog - how well do you think you’d do in a zombie apocalypse scenario?

I lived with a doomsday prepper for a solid chunk of my life. I also lived by the woods and camped quite a bit, and was always interested in nature-identification + wilderness survival. I also know how to hit people where it hurts. Given that I also know how pop bones and muscle into their proper places thanks to musical theatre school, learned some good ol’ fashioned kitchen witchery when I left home /opened a small practice for a while, and can tie several types of knots thanks to being... very uhh.. dominant... in the past- among other things- I think I’d fair quite well. 

Actually funnily enough back in high-school before I left everything, my friends and I would full blown plot how we’d stay together and survive as a group. They were good people. I hope their lives are/get to be amazing. 

Anyway yeah man I’d get me a metal pipe and force myself to get shit done. 

--

Side note can I just say I how much I appreciate you because My Dude I Really Appreciate You. <3 I Really Really Appreciate You.

[midnightmoonkiss]

More: Favourite song? Favourite movie? What's your ideal partner like (so not necessarily the partner you have as they are likely not the IDEAL partner, just your IDEAL)? Have you ever been to the hospital? Baths or showers? What color socks are you wearing? What type of music do you like? Fears? Sexual/romantic orientation? Best friend? Best date? Time you were born? Do you have a CRUUUUUUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH??????????????????????? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITING!!! Favourite quote?

Favorite song would have to be Bleeding Love or Remember When!

Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron!

I guess my ideal partner would be... someone kind and sweet. Understanding? Someone affectionate. Maybe they can bake? Or at least willing to bake with me! Someone who can put up with my goofy ass and wont scream at me dmsmfnd. Bright eyes🥺 dark hair

I have been to the hospital! Too many times for my liking. And for things kids dont usually get pft

BATHS. I LOVE BATHS. But i cant take any so.. gotta deal with showers 😭

Skin colored cuz i aint wearin socks 😂

I mean it when i say i love usually all types. Hell yeah ill fuck around with country. Rockout to rock n roll, heavy metal mmhm. Soft music? Fuck me up.

Ahhhh i haTE SPIDERS.! Creepy shits. Fearful of em

Im bi! But i guess i lean more towards guys😩still would smooch a girl tho if i COULD

Best friend is a shy gorl named Vickie👊🏻😤 CHECK HER OUT SHES 1a-imagines AND DESERVES LOVE 😭

Never had a date before! Or gone on one hehe

I think i was born sometime in the morning?? xD

Crush on Izuku Midoriya 😳

Favorite quote.. i dont have one xD

[hazelandglasz]

Hallo-What?

Rounding these Halloween drabbles dump with Voltron

If you want more, just drop me a prompt!

“So, you just pretend to be someone else, and adult humans give you sweets as a reward?”

Pidge freezes while applying the red marks on their cheeks before nodding. “That’s it in a nutshell.”

“And you are all picking your costumes from Monster and Mana because …?”

“Because everybody and their sister is dressing up as Voltron and we,” Lance replies, playing with his furry ears, “need to be unique.”

“Oh, you’re quite unique alright,” Keith says low enough to pass it up as a whisper, loud enough to be heard across the room.

“I will take that as a compliment, whether you mean it or not. And what are you dressing up as anyway?”

Keith looks down at himself and shrugs. “There won’t be anyone with a more authentic Blade of Marmora costume.”

“That’s cheating!”

“How so?”

“That’s not a costume!”

Lance and Keith start arguing while Hunk and Shiro help each other getting into their costumes.

“Can--can I go with you?”

Allura’s softly spoken question brings an halt to the argument.

“You want to go with us, princess?” Hunk asks with a beaming smile. “That would be great--really gives you an opportunity to meet other humans, and a great human tradition too!”

“You think so?” Allura asks, unable to help herself from answering Hunk’s irresistible smile. 

“I know so. What would you want to be?”

“Oh, when I was younger, I really wanted to be a Clanmurel Master.”

Hunk blinks while Pidge starts snortgiggling in their corner. “Um, okay. Does that require any specific, err, equipment?”

“One we would be able to procure here?”

Allura looks between Hunk and Lance and shakes her head with a sad smile. “I guess all the vorsheers were destroyed with Altea.”

“Sorry, princess. Maybe you could find something definitely human to dress as?”

Allura claps her hands. “Oh, that is a splendid idea. Tell me,” she continues, standing and putting her hands on her hips, “what would suit me best?”

The five humans exchange glances.

“Ringmaster would look good on you, Princess,” Shiro finally says.

Pidge nods excitedly and quickly brings up a picture on the screen. “That would definitely look good on you, Allura.”

Allura considers it, tapping her chin as she looks at the picture from different angles. “I guess it does bear a strong resemblance to a Vorsheer. Wouldn’t you agree, Coran?”

Coran looks up from his tablet and blinks. “Uh? Yes, yes, quite Vorsheer adjacent.”

“What are you looking at?”

They all approach Coran with curiosity in their eyes.

(It’s quite terrifying and Coran is glad to be their friend.)

“Simply documenting myself on the customs of this holiday of yours,” he finally replies, showing his tablet uploading a “WikiHow Halloween” page. “I wouldn’t want to compromise our alliance with Earth by upsetting some of the humans who live around the Castle.”

“Very nice of you, Coran. But what are you going to wear?”

“I have chosen what appears to be a creature deeply rooted into this Halloweenie celebration.”

“Halloween, Coran, Halloween. No Halloweenie.”

Pidge is beyond caring about the makeup they applied earlier and lets the tears of laughter roll freely. “Halloweenie! I love it!”

“Of course you do,” Lance and Keith mutter at the same time.

Shiro sighs. “Which creature, Coran?”

Coran shakes his finger in front of Shiro’s startled face. “No, no, no, Number 1. You will have to wait for my great … apparition.”

With a somersault, Coran leaves the room and the six people in it a little more perplexed than they were.

“What is he going to be?”

“Dunno,” Hunk says. “Perhaps a vampire? A witch? A witch vampire?”

“Wait and see.”

--

“A ghost.”

“Oooooooooooooooo…”

“Of all the costumes he could have chosen, he picked a ghost.”

“Ooooo-oooooooo…”

“Pidge, stop laughing hysterically and back me up, please.”

“He--he--oh my god I can’t breathe--a ghost. He has a shee-hihihihihi-sheet on his head, ha, ooh, I’m dying, it’s worth it…”

“Never mind. Hunk, bro, some comments to make perhaps?”

“Listen, man, if ghost spoke to him on a Halloween level, who are we to tell him he can’t?”

“Eurgh, I hate when you’re all …”

“You just waved at me.”

“Making sense and shit.”

Allura runs up to them, her ringmaster tophat flying away (luckily Kosmo is here to pick it up). “I got lots of candies from that lady!” she exclaims. “This is amazing!”

Coran stops shaking the chains he found somewhere and moves his sheet as a toga to peer into Allura’s bucket. “Oh, quite the bounty, princess. Is that a very sought after treat, these ...raisinets?”

Lance and Hunk groan while Keith looks up with an interested glint in his eyes.

“Raisinets?”

“Oh my God, even your taste in candies sucks!”

“Leave my raisinets alone and go choke on your tootsie rolls, would you?”

“Children, children, children,” Shiro calls, carrying a massive bag over his shoulder. “Don’t start a fight--everyone is entitled to their choice of treats. That way, you won’t fight over, oh, some Milky Way bars?”

“You have--”

“Milky Ways in your bags?”

Allura blinks before frowning. “You humans managed to cook the Milky Way into bars?”

“Um, no, not quite.” Shiro ruffles into his bag. “Here, try one.”

Allura bites into it before squealing loudly. “Oh my stars! This tastes exactly like Nomeels! Coran!”

Coran approaches and finds himself with a mouthful of chocolate bar.

His eyes fill with tears as he chews on it. “All my youngin years …” he whispers. “Shiro, I need more of this.”

Both Alteans turn pleading eyes to Shiro, who really was looking forward to going back to his apartment and devour his stash of Halloween earned bars.

With a sigh, he hands over his bag. “Go ahead,” he says, “I’ll get some half-price tomorrow.”

“BECAUSE YOU CAN BUY THESE ALL YEAR LONG IN YOUR SHOPS?”

[toxicnotebook]

I saw Infinity War

It was fun! I expected it to be mostly Big Fight Scenes, and that’s what I got. I did find the ending a bit weak, and I’ll explain why behind the cut. Spoilers for both Infinity War and Avengers 4, since I’m going to talk about the set photo leaks:

Listen. Listen. If they wanted me to buy that all those deaths were permanent,  they should not have killed the characters with announced sequels. This is a common problem with Big Summer Comic Events, actually; the blurbs will be all “Oh, will THIS CHARACTER survive???? MAYBE NOT OOOOooooooOOOOoo”, but the previews for the next few months will be advertising that character’s brand new solo title. It just....completely kills the suspense. I know most, if not all, of these deaths will not be permanent, and the ‘death’ of Black Panther and Spiderman just hammered that point home. You couldn’t even leave a scrap of suspense? Really? Idk, this is the exact reason why I don’t read a lot of big summer comic events anymore: the cheap plot points that you know aren’t going to last.

Besides that, it was a fun movie! Some of my favorite parts:

THOR

OKOYE

THAT BLACK WIDOW/OKOYE/SCARLET WITCH/PROXIMA MIDNIGHT SHOWDOWN HELLLLLL YEAAAAAAAAH

Okay speaking of Proxima THEY MADE HER LOOK AWESOME. I always hated her outfit in the comics and I’m SO HAPPY they gave her a visual upgrade.

She kinda looked like a tiefling tbh??

A SPACE DEATH CULT TIEFLING

The Doctor Strange/Thanos fight looked AMAZING. The FX team really brought their A-Game to this film, and it shows!

Spider-Man popping Thanos in the head via portals was A+++

Speaking of FX: THE WAKANDA INVASION. YES.

“It will be the greatest death!” THAT’S MY GIRL!!

The swarm mindlessly tearing through the shield was FANTASTIC and TERRIFYING I LOVED IT

THOR AGAIN THE STAR FORGE SCENE HELL YES THAT’S MY BOY

Did the casting team pick Peter Dinklage just to make that giant dwarf visual pun

Tony was great, but that was unsurprising since this team seem to love Tony Star lol. I have nothing more to add that hasn’t been said on this site already.

I DID catch that the flip phone had unread text messages, and I desperately want to know what they said.

Small updates from the team? Steve tentatively reaching out to Tony? Steve’s drunk dick pics?? We’ll never know.

When will Bucky have actual character development. Why is he always Steve’s Damsel in Distress/Source Of Angst

We’re never going to get comics!Bucky in the MCU, are we

 :( :( :( 

At least his scene with Rocket was funny

GAMORA WAS THE HEART OF THIS FILM

WHY ISN’T SHE THE MAIN CHARACTER OF GOTG

WHY

WHO’S PETER QUILL I DON’T KNOW HIM

Okay as annoying as I found Peter in the first GotG film (to the point where I never....saw....the sequel lol), I thought he was decent here? I think it helped that they toned down his silliness.

And as annoying as it was to see Team Galactic fail to remove the gauntlet....I really don’t blame Peter for reacting as he did. Poor guy just discovered the woman he loved (and failed to keep his promise to) died by her father’s hand. That’s awful.

Same for Scarlet Witch re: not killing Vision right away. That’s her boyfriend of two years, of course she’s not going to want to kill him.

The scene in The Collector’s chambers was excellent. Zoe Saldana and Chris Pratt acted the hell out of that script and it was painfully well down. I felt terrible for both of them.

Speaking of the failure to remove the gauntlet, was it just me or was that fight waaaaay better than the final fight in the movie? The final fight was just a slow-mo of each team member going against Thanos one-on-one, and it....kinda killed the tensions. I was super engaged on the Titan fight, and seeing everyone swarm Thanos and lose at the last second was just so tense and well-paced. In contrast, the final fight felt too drawn-out and kinda boring. I wasn’t engaged, I was just waiting for the inevitable to happen.

Maybe that was the point idk WHY DID THEY MAKE IT BORING THE REST OF THE FIGHTS WERE SO GOOD WHAT HAPPENED

Despite the terrible final fight, I did like the abrupt ending. Very appropriate.

And now I eagerly awaiting the sequel AVENGERS: TONY AND NEBULA’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE. The leaked set photos definitely hint that Tony is going to go back in time, but I don’t think he’s going to get the gauntlet. I think they’re going to stick to the comics and give Nebula the gauntlet, or at least some of the stones. Maybe they manage to nab the Time Stone and Tony goes ‘Fuck it, TIME TRAVEL’, while Nebula stays behind so she can finally get to kill her shitty dad.

Speaking of said shitty dad...god they made Thanos look like an IDIOT. Like really??? You want to save the universe by killing half of it??? Why not use your all-powerful galactic glove to idk MAKE INFINITE RESOURCES. I think Thor’s line at the beginning was spot-on: what Thanos actually wants is to be a god. A god with a shitty, shitty plan that would be a temporary solution anyways because the SURVIVORS WOULD REPRODUCE YOU ABSOLUTE DUMBASS I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED HIM WANTING TO FUCK DEATH THAT WOULD HAVE MADE HIM LOOK LESS STUPID

GAAAAH

(still a fun movie though would recommend, better than AoU and CW)

[clarkesablake]

back at it again - 5x02 reactions

Hola! Once again, my list of reactions from yesterday’s episode. This one had me all up in my emotions. It was a combination of things: an Octavia storyline that actually seemed thought out, callbacks to the Ark and s1 in general, JAHA, KANE. 

It was a lot of what we’ve been missing the last couple seasons which got Very grounder heavy. Whereas the 100 and the Arkadians had to adjust and react to ‘grounder culture’ in seasons 1-4, now the tables are flipped, and we get the grounders getting a taste of the 100ish years Skaikru spent in space. This episode made me think A LOT, which is fantastic. It reminded me so much of what I loved from season one, where the threat of the grounders was there, but we didn’t really know much about them. The real conflict centered around the Ark. I really enjoyed returning to those themes. Anyway, let’s get to the reactions (sorry they don’t say a ton, I was all over the place the whole time tbh):

·       Miller and Octavia sparring delinquent bbs!!!!!

·       Octavia looks so unsure as she walks out in her commander gear

·       She doesn’t want this, look at her reaction to Niylah bowing

·       Rome references! Never a good sign tbh but ily Bell

·       ‘complain to your mother’ loll

·       ‘your real commanders would’ve let you burn’ oooooooooooooooo Shoot, she right tho

·       What does Osleya mean again?

·       ‘Give them back’ LOLL I’m still shook

·       Tbh they should have gotten few more people to try the door before panicking, even though they weren’t wrong

·       I wanna know how the whole bunker found out that the door wouldn’t open so quickly??, like Kane and Abby wouldn’t have told, didn’t they have guards at the door?

·       Whoever designed this bunker was an idiot

·       Also, this whole premise is dumb, like even if they reduce population, eventually resources will run out anyway, why not wait a year at least to make any extreme decisions?

·       ‘if we need an engineer again, we’ll let you know’ Jaha’s like mmmhmmm

·       ‘it’s not a decision for today’ RT KANE

·       Why does it have to be ½ rations? Why not ¾ rations? 2/3 rations?

·       JAHA IS A GOOD FATHER

·       ‘the ark sucked, but we survived it’ heck yeah. TBh the grounders are lucky they have skaikru (and Jaha) because they know somewhat how to make this work

·       Jackson and Abby’s friendship cracks me up “let’s talk about you” lmao me w/ my friends

·       This agro girl is such an idiot, why start a fight in an enclosed space like this?? She’s as bad as the grounders

·       Also, underestimating Octavia is a horrible idea

·       Ark history I love it!!, also you know it’s bad when the floating people thing starts seeming more humane

·       “they’re scared Indra, hungry” Octavia understands fear more than most, and she still really doesn’t want to kill anyone

·       “go with Nathan” I love hearing that instead of Miller. Jaha knew Nate’s dad, and probably knew Nate for his whole life, little details are everything

·       “safety’s overrated” lmao I’d be like k thanks! Bye! Niylah is brave

·       “It isn’t hell, it’s who we are” “without a true commander to unite us, we are warring clans” WHY, why, why why?? I don’t understand, are grounders just that stupid? With no one to order them around they just ‘have to’ default to killing each other? I don’t buy it and neither does Indra (and neither would Clarke)

·       Typical grounders, instead of trying to find a solution to unlock the door like Indra, Octavia, and Jaha, they just run around “finding people to take their anger out on” I can’t

·       I also love how no one is understanding Jaha’s point at all, lol ‘I should have lead with that’

·       “Can you make him look like a grounder? You know I can” I love this, she’s like that one character in other shows that always makes the disguises or costumes every episode

·       Taking off the commander gear was the best decision she ever made tbh. The commanders are Dead noah fence

·       Watching them serve all that extra food makes me physically ill, even if they’re just skaikru, they should still ration

·       I love how confident Marcus is in his decision to save Abby, he would do it a thousand times over

·       The fact that Jaha is apologizing to Octavia because of her life on the Ark and the fact that she doesn’t feel like a part of skaikru brings me joy and immense pain at the same time, my heart is breaking. “WE ARE YOUR PEOPLE” All I want is for her to embrace that

·       Death is the enemy, when your mother broke the law, she pushed us closer to death, so she made herself the enemy. SHOOT fwcvgkjrtb3rk He’s Not Wrong

·       “Now you know what it takes to lead” in this situation, it takes killing anyone who doesn’t follow the authority, Octavia in this case. And now she understands that. Which sucks, because she’s sacrificing some of her humanity and people’s lives to be that leader she needs to be, but also Jaha’s right! The Ark was messed up but it worked for so long, and there’s a reason for that, and it’s this mentality. What works on the ground doesn’t hold up in a place like the Ark or the bunker. AHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhg this is such a good scene

·       “I’d just gotten you back. The world was ending before our very eyes and I thought I could weather any storm as long as you were by my side.” THIS IS STRAIGHT UP POETRY MARCUS

·       KABBBYYYYYYY I’m in tears

·       YOU ARE WONKRU OR YOU ARE THE ENEMY OF WONKRU. CHOOSE

·       SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT was all I was screaming in my head in this scene. It’s so smart. They literally had the choice to face her to get the chance to kill innocent skaikru people or follow her and live! It’s a simple system and it WORKS.

·       TAKE ME TO WELLS IM SOBBING WELLS JAHA MY LOVE

·       AND THEN THEY HIT ME WITH THE TRAVELER’S BLESSING ITS POETRY AND IT’S TRAGIC AND IM CRYING

·       MAY WE MEET AGAIN

·       I’m just emotional Jaha has been here since the beginning and he is part of what made the season 1 storyline so special, and this episode was just so many callbacks to those themes and characters and It hurts

·       Marie is SELLING this empress thing, it’s insane, and that transition to six years later!! DANG

·       And how they changed the set, the entire room is red now, and the people went from watching in horror to cheering the fight on, Octavia went from creating this system out of necessity to reveling in it and the power.

·       Systems like the ark and the bunker work, but they can only function for so long. Things always change, and holding on to this way of thinking will hurt them on the ground. Think how without Clarke and Bellamy’s leadership, the Arkadians might not have made it very long, because they were stuck on the rules from the Ark. The delinquents thrived because they rejected the Ark’s system. “We don’t decide who lives and dies. Not down here!”

·       I hate that that one lady lived of all the people

·       Ethan and the ‘wonkru noviates’ thing scares the crap out of me

·       Marcus is in the ring, how much you wanna bet it was for Abby??

[linaofthemyscira]

Day One: Family

For Batfam week!

Pairing: none

Word Count: 3176

Summary: as Alfred prepares to make a gift for Father’s Day, he begins to look through a photo album which takes him down memory lane in his time with the batfamily.

Warnings: cursing (always), badly executed puns

A/N I’m so sorry I’m late but I have been in Spain and London these past 2 weeks…yikes

“What to do, what to do,” Alfred murmured to himself as he strolled into the main living room of Wayne Manor. Bruce was a very simple man; he didn’t need an extravagant party to satisfy himself for father’s day. Yet somehow, finding a gift for him was a struggle.

Alfred neared the corner of the coffee table and spotted a large, brown leather-bound photo album sitting on it.

“Ah, now there’s an idea,” he smiled to himself and sat down on the sofa, grabbing the album in the process.

“A collection of photographs of Master Bruce and the family. Perfect,” Alfred opened the album delicately and began flipping through the pages.

With each picture, Alfred’s smile grew bigger and bigger. Some photos were ones that he took, some by Bruce and some by each of the “kids”.

He spotted a particular picture, one where he took on Damian’s first day of middle school. Everyone crowded around him with large smiles or silly faces, except Damian, who was in the middle, scowling and crossing his arms.

He remembered that day perfectly…

“Guys guys! It’s Damian’s first day of middle school!” Barbara announced as Damian strolled into the kitchen, where Jason, Dick, Tim, Duke, Cass, Stephanie, Harper and herself were getting breakfast from Alfred.

“Middle school, that was a fun time,” Dick reminisced.

“Not for me,” Jason commented as Alfred placed a stack of pancakes on his plate.

“Yeah we know, you tell us that almost as much as you tell us that ‘you died once’,” Tim noted.

“You know what Replacement?! You can suck my–” Jason began.

“BLEEEEEEP!” Dick yelled as Jason made his vulgar remark.

“Yes, it is my first day of middle school, and Todd is already telling Drake to execute some incredibly inappropriate task. No respect here,” Damian rolled his eyes and strolled out of the kitchen into the dining room.

“Master Jason, if you could refrain from making any dirty jokes or comments on Master Damian’s first day of middle school, that would be splendid,” Alfred glanced at Jason. Jason furrowed his eyebrows but agreed to Alfred’s request.

The rest of the family joined Bruce and Damian in the dining room to eat their breakfast, who were simply engaging in light conversation.

“…so, please Damian, just go to school, learn, come home, do your homework and repeat the process. I don’t want to hear from your teacher that you punched someone in the face for insulting Batman, or animals or anything. You’re in middle school, I expect you to be more mature,” Bruce told him. Damian sighed and rolled his eyes.

“Okay, father,” Damian said exasperatedly, expecting more of a pep-talk than a lecture.

“Geez, old man, lay off the kid, he’s only 11,” Jason sat down and stuffed a bite of pancake in his mouth.

“You weren’t this hard on me when I went to middle school,” Dick stated.

“Well you weren’t like Damian when you were his age,” Barbara pointed out.

“True, but I mean, I got in plenty of trouble at that age,” Dick said.

“Maybe it’s because Damian is his blood son,” Cass said. Dick, Jason and Tim gasped in unison and stared at Cassandra.

“Wow, I’m…I’m hurt,” Dick placed a hand on his heart.

“That was cold, Cass,” Jason shook his head.

“My heart…my soul…they ache,” Tim hung his head.

At the head of the table, Bruce put his head in his hands and sighed. He didn’t want it to come off like he was being hard on Damian because he was his blood son, or that he deserved special treatment because of that connection, Bruce was just aware of Damian’s personality and how he tended to get very defensive, and then offensive. He wanted to make sure Damian knew what was expected of him. Bruce never would have guessed he was coming off as “hard on Damian”.

“Damian, just…have fun, make some new friends and I know you’ll do great,” Bruce said to his son. Damian shifted his gaze from his siblings to his father and saw a small genuine smile on his face. Damian returned the smile and nodded his head.

“Thank you, father,” Damian said softly.

“Master Damian, I do suggest you prepare yourself for school. The bell rings at 8:30 AM and it is currently 7:45. We must leave soon.” Alfred came over to Damian and gave him a time update.

“Thanks Alfred, I’ll go now,” Damian excused himself as argument from the older siblings began and went to get himself dressed for school.

When he came back downstairs in his Gotham Academy uniform and backpack, his siblings were all waiting for him in front of the front door, along with Bruce and Alfred.

“What are you all doing?” Damian asked cautiously.

“We’re going to take a picture!” Stephanie smiled at him.

“Ugh, why? Can’t I just go to school please?” Damian complained.

“Come on! It’s your first day of middle school! We gotta capture the moment!” Dick beckoned for Damian to come over.

“Yeah, Lil’ Wayne. It’s just a quick picture,” Duke put his hands in his pockets.

“Do not call me that ever again, Thomas,” Damian chastised his brother as he joined the group for a picture.

“Okay then fine,” Duke shrugged.

“How about strawberry shortcake?” Jason cackled.

“I will stab you, Todd,” Damian looked up at Jason.

“Go ahead,” Jason scoffed.

“Damian, no,” Bruce warned.

“Fine,” Damian rolled his eyes as he trudged towards the middle of the group. Alfred placed himself parallel to Damian and raised the camera to his eye.

“Cheese!” Alfred smiled and snapped the photo right then and there. When Alfred finished, he lowered the camera and approached Damian.

“Let us go Master Damian,” Alfred nodded his head.

“Okay,” Damian shrugged and headed out the door with Alfred.

“Wait we wanna come with!” Stephanie exclaimed.

“I don’t,” Jason and Cass said simultaneously.

“I don’t want you to come either. I’d like to arrive at school without being embarrassed by my family,” Damian said.

“Aw come on, Dami, we just wanna escort you, that’s all,” Dick gave Damian a small noogie.

“No,” Damian protested.

“Too bad, we’re coming anyways,” Barbara told him and stepped inside the limousine.

“What the fuck, why are we taking a limousine?” Jason asked.

“Language!” Dick called from inside. Jason rolled his eyes and scoffed.

“It has enough space for all of us!” Stephanie replied.

“Yeah but it’s a little too flashy, who takes a limousine to school?” Harper chimed in.

“I did once!” Dick yelled.

“No one cares!” Jason yelled back.

“Why is my family like this?” Damian asked himself as he sat in the passenger seat of the limo.

As soon as everyone strapped in, Alfred started the car and drove out of the manor. About 10 minutes into the drive, Damian was frightened by the sudden blast of music from the back. It was “Low” by Flo-Rida and it seemed as if his siblings were having a party.

“SHAWTY GOT THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS, BOOTS WITH THE FUR, GOT THE WHOLE CLUB LOOKIN AT HER SHE HIT THE FLO’ NEXT THING YOU KNOW SHAWTY GOT LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW!” Dick chanted.

“This is trash put something good on!” Jason yelled.

“Trash?! This is a classic!” Duke argued.

“I agree this is not good music,” Cass said.

“Give me the remote!”

“Let Dick and Duke enjoy the song.”

“No, let’s put some quality tunes on.”

Suddenly the song was “The Irony Of Choking On a Lifesaver” by All Time Low and angsty guitar riffs filled the back of the car.

“Stop fucking around with my emotions…”

“JASON!”

“What?”

“This has bad words!”

“So? The other song was glorifying a woman’s ass that’s not cool at least this song has meaning,” Jason justified.

“It was just a club song!” Duke defended.

“I like this better than your song,” Cass said to him.

“Put something else on!” Tim said. “Or at least let me pick!”

“Ew no your music taste is terrible,” Jason told him.

“Jason be nice,” Barbara chided him.

From the front seat Damian was repeatedly facepalming and growling angrily.

“They are so annoying,” Damian grumbled.

“You learn to get over it in time, Master Damian,” Alfred chuckled lightly. Suddenly, punches and shouts were heard from the back of the limo.

“What on earth?!” Damian whispered.

“I WANT TO PICK–”

“NO YOU ASSHOLE LET ME–”

“I HAVEN’T HAD A TURN YET!”

“OW YOU ELBOWED ME IN THE NOSE!”

“GET YOUR ASS OUT OF MY FACE!”

“GET YOUR FACE OUT OF MY ASS! It’s a nice ass though isn’t it?”

“I hate this so much.”

Damian couldn’t take it anymore so he pressed a few buttons from the front music selector and picked a song he knew they’d all enjoy.

Suddenly the back became quiet as new guitar riffs filled the air.

“Who chose the song?”

“I don’t know but kudos to them.”

“Yessss this is my jam!”

“Finally a good song!”

Then the main chorus hit and Damian could hear his siblings collectively sing it.

“‘CAUSE I’M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY! I’M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY! LISTEN TO IRON MAIDEN BABY WITH ME OooOOOooooOOOooo”

“Oh my what is this song?” Alfred asked.

“Just some song they all love,” Damian shrugged.

Soon, Alfred pulled in front of the gate of Gotham Academy. He parked the car and stepped out, walking around to help Damian out of the car. Damian opened the door and Alfred grabbed his hand and helped him up.

Then, his siblings piled out of the back of the car and regrouped.

“Alright Damian! Have an awesome first day!” Barbara waved.

“Bye Damian!”

“Bye Dami!”

“Later, chuckles.”

“Goodbye Damian.”

“Hasta la vista Lil Wayne.”

“Thomas…”

“Okay my bad.”

Damian glanced at his family and gave them a curt wave before heading in the gate of Gotham Academy.

“TO HOME AGAIN!” Dick hollered dramatically.

“Calm down, George Washington, we’re just going back to the manor,” Jason shook his head as he got back in the car.

Alfred waited until he saw Damian go through the doors of the school and then sat in the driver’s seat again.

He drove home with the siblings again and the carried out his daily duties.

At 3:00 pm he went to go pick up Damian from school and brought him home.

Since it was the first day of school, Damian didn’t have any homework and was free to do whatever he wanted. He did some training, took a cat nap and then it was dinner time.

“Hey where is Alfred? Aren’t we going to have dinner?” He said snobbishly as he came into the cave.

“Ah, Alfred isn’t making dinner. We’re all going out,” Dick turned to him.

“What? Why?” Damian asked.

“We’re celebrating your first day of middle school!” Barbara cheered. “Yay!”

“No! No ‘yay’! I just want to sit here and eat dinner like a family.” Damian whined.

“In the batcave?” Dick asked.

“I just want to sit in Steak N Shake and eat dinner like a family but it looks like we can’t do even that,” Jason muttered.

“No no, not in the batcave! In the dining room like a normal family,” Damian exclaimed.

“I hate to break it to you, but we’re not a normal family. We’re Bruce Wayne’s kids,” Tim told him.

“I don’t care! We can at least still have dinner together in our house!” Damian exclaimed.

“Damian, calm down. We can have dinner together in our dining room tomorrow but we just want to celebrate you getting one step closer to becoming an adult,” Dick brought Damian into a hug. Damian pulled away immediately.

“Why didn’t you ask what I want?! It’s my first day!” Damian cried.

Damian’s siblings looked at each other in concern and confusedly.

“I mean he has a point. It’s his first day, we should ask him what he wants to do to celebrate,” Jason took a bite of the apple he had just obtained.

“Okay okay, Damian what do you want to do to celebrate?” Dick asks Damian, and all his siblings look at him expectantly.

A mischievous smile played on Damian’s lips.

“I want…”

From the kitchen, Alfred heard ruckus of all sorts coming from the batcave. It was so loud, his pots and pans shook violently.

“What the devil…?” He muttered and left to go find out what was happening.

As he approached, he heard shooting and yelling and became concerned.

“I do hope they are not arguing,” Alfred shook his head and opened the door to the cave.

“HEY HE’S RIGHT THERE! GET HIM! NO NOT HIM! HIM!”

“Can’t catch me haha!”

“Has anyone seen Tim?”

“Harper, stop shooting me! We’re on the same team!”

“Sorry!”

Alfred looked around the cave and watched the chaos before him.

All of the siblings had obtained laser tag guns and were playing a massive game of laser tag in the cave. Obstacles had been set up in random places and black lights had been placed accordingly.

However, where was Bruce?

“HEY!” Speak of the devil.

Bruce swooped in and landed in the midst of the war.

“What is going on here?” He demanded.

“We’re celebrating Damian’s first day of middle school! Now get out of the way…please!” One of his several children announced.

“And whose grand idea was it to play laser tag in the cave?” Bruce asked. Damian popped up from behind a large couch cushion.

“It was mine, father,” he admitted. Bruce’s hard stare softened.

“Was it now?” Bruce asked.

“Yes.” Damian slightly hung his head.

“Aw come on, B, let the kid have fun!” Jason yelled from across the room.

“Let us all have fun,” Tim said.

“JOIN US!” Dick shouted.

“NO!” The rest of his siblings yelled.

“The last time Bruce joined us in a family activity, bad things happened.” Stephanie pointed out.

“Things I don’t want to speak of,” Jason shuddered.

“I still have nightmares to this day,” Duke stared off into space dramatically.

“Alright, alright. I won’t join in laser tag, but you can play for about half an hour more and then you all have to go to bed.” Bruce said.

“B, I’m 22. I think I can make my own decisions.” Jason stated.

“I’m 25,” Dick added.

“No one cares,” Jason replied.

“Father! You have to play with us!” Damian insisted, “We are a family we must play together. Plus we have an extra gun.”

“I guess I’ll join,” Bruce shrugged and went to get the other laser tag gun.

“Damian, you’ve doomed us all,” Jason glared at his brother.

“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!” Duke yelled.

“Relax, it won’t be like go-karts.” Bruce chuckled.

“It’ll be worse,” Tim mumbled.

“I heard that,” Bruce looked in Tim’s general direction, even though he couldn’t see him.

Tim looked up in surprise, “What? How…?” He mouthed.

When Bruce was set up and ready to go, the game resumed and it was all out chaos again. Alfred was not sure what to do. He simply stood back in awe and watched his family participate in the somewhat violent game.

But they were doing it together. And that’s what mattered.

“Alf. Alfred. Hello?”

Alfred was brought back to earth as he heard Dick’s voice next to him. Alfred turned his head to face Dick, who was gaping at him in confusion.

“You okay, Alfie?” Dick asked.

“Yes, Master Grayson, I was simply recalling this day,” Alfred pointed to the picture he had looked at minutes before, “while looking at these photos. I needed an idea to make a special gift for Master Bruce for father’s day, and this might help.”

“You mean like a scrapbook? That sounds perfect, Alfred,” Dick flashed him his signature charming smile.

“I’m not one for sentimental, mushy bullshit, but I like this idea,” Jason’s voice was heard from the entrance of the living room. He was casually leaned up against the doorframe with an uninterested look etched into his features, yet the twinkle in his eyes deceived his facial expression.

“Oh please we all know you’re a softie,” Dick rolled his eyes as Jason sauntered over to the sofa with swagger in his step.

“I would say something rude, Alfred is sitting right next to you,” Jason retorted.

“Is Todd being annoying again?” Damian suddenly materialized at the entrance.

“No, you are,” Jason shot.

“Master Jason…” Alfred warned.

“Sorry,” Jason muttered.

“Hey guys, what’s going on?” Tim followed Damian into the living room. Jason groaned as he sat down on the recliner.

“We’re helping Alfred pick photos for Bruce’s Father’s Day Scrapbook,” Dick responded.

“I want in,” Damian responded almost immediately.

“Me too!” Tim chimed in.

“Me three!” Barbara appeared at the entrance. “I don’t know what we’re doing but I want in as well.”

“Are we doing something? Can I join?” Stephanie asked as she walked in after Babs.

“Well this project requires all of us to be involved,” Dick glanced at the newcomers.

“Okay, then someone call Duke, Cass and Harper,” Jason said flatly.

As if on cue, all three of them showed up at the entrance of the living room instantaneously.

“Hey, is this a family meeting?” Duke asked as he, Cass and Harper walked in.

“Yes. Hear ye hear ye!” Dick responded. No one quieted down, as they all chatted about what the meeting could be about.

Jason sighed in exasperation and took matters into his own hands, “HEY EVERYONE SHUT UP FOR A SECOND!”

Suddenly, the room became quiet.

“Hey guys!” Dick greeted.

“Hi!” a collective greet came back to him.

“Alfred has something to say. Take it away, Alfred.”

“Hello children. As you know, father’s day is coming up, and I was planning on making a gift for Master Bruce this year instead of purchasing one,” Alfred began explaining. A chorus of “oohs” and “aahs” came from the group of kids and young adults. “With that said, I would appreciate if you send any photos you have of Master Bruce and the family, or Master Bruce and you to me please. I plan on creating a scrapbook.”

“I have tons of selfies of Bruce and I!” Dick announced.

“I have a collection from my snapchat,” Tim offered.

“I might have some pictures, but I can’t make any promises,” Jason said. Suddenly, everyone in the room started offering up the photos they had with Bruce, which completely overwhelmed Alfred.

“GUYS ALFRED IS NOT WHELMED!” Dick shouted.

“Sorry Alfred,” Damian apologized.

“It is okay, Master Damian. I appreciate your participation. Now, let us continue searching for photos here…” Alfred flipped the page of the album in his lap.

“Wait! How about that one?” Damian pointed to a photo.

Dick and Jason laughed in unison, and Tim shook his head. Barbara buried her face in her hands and Damian looked confused. Cass, Stephanie, Duke and Harper were all confused as well.

“Well you see…that happened a long time ago…the story goes like this…”

I hope you guys liked this! Sorry it took me so long to get this out! 

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[keyofjetwolf]

Jet Wolf and Act 21

The manga and I are repeatedly clashing, and so instead of full liveblogs, I’m reading each manga act (mostly) silently, and then writing up summaries at the end. I’ll be very candid, which could well include criticism and snark about the manga either wholesale or in details. If that isn’t a thing you feel like reading, please skip this post!

It’s taken eight issues, but Mamoru finally proves that you CAN yell out something other than a Senshi name, and that it’s super meaningful when you do! Usagi still hasn’t used the names of her supposed best friends, but who’s paying attention to such unimportant details like that when Mamoru can express a feeling?

ME FUCKING ME THAT’S WHO OH MY GOD I AM LOSING MY MIND ABOUT THIS I’M SO IRRITATED

Floating in the inky black nothingness, Usagi sees a vision of Mamoru, running away from her with an adult Chibi-Usa on his arm. I suppose I should be happy she was grown but mostly I just want to sit manga Usagi down and have a very long lecture about literally everything.

She wakes up to find herself in a new dress, and my dislike for manga Usagi in no way makes this fact less fucking creepy and repulsive. She and Demande chat, and by “chat” I mostly mean “rough draft Usagi’s restraining order”. They kind of talk about the Black Moon Clan’s motivations, but it’s like trying to explain why we need twelve different versions of Coke. WE JUST DO BRENDA. Clearly the best part of this entire issue is when the Black Moon Clan turn into a deeply indie hipster band for one panel.

I’m pretty sure these guys were at The Crystal Ballroom last Thursday.

Seriously, their entire reasoning seems to be “We don’t like it when people live a long time”, and in fairness, genocide does address that problem.

There’s also this bit where  Demande indicates that Wiseman was like “Come to Nemesis my guys”, but we’ll come back to that.

Anyway, Demande does what we all know Demande does and fuck Demande by the way. Also it looks like Saffir and Rubeus are hanging out in the bedroom too? IF YOU WERE AFRAID THE MANGA HAD LOST ITS EDGE AT MAKING UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS WORSE ALLOW ME TO REASSURE YOU

Back at the palace, Endymion has a suddenly flash that several pages have gone by without him explaining something. Horrified, he quickly begins to tell us about Nemesis, and manages to spend about three pages on what is functionally “I dunno”. OH BUT WAIT BECAUSE HERE COMES MY FAVOURITE PART

I’M WILLING TO SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR SCIENCE AT THIS POINT

ANY SCIENCE JUST PICK ONE

I don’t now how much more detail we’re going to get on this, but Endymion shows literally zero problem with the situation, just being “Yeah, she stopped growing up nearly a thousand years ago, but have you seen me do THIS??” before phasing his hand through his own head and making spooky “OOOOoOOooooOOooo” noises. He then goes on to say that he’s sure it’ll all work out okay because “her destiny is to protect this planet”. I’m once again reassured that free will for the characters in the Sailor Moon manga is alive and well, and that Usagi’s words a few issues ago weren’t remotely lip service.

But Endymion hasn’t yet begun to explain! Endymion could only be worse if he added “Well, ACTUALLY” at the start of each new topic. From here we go into backstory on Nemesis and Wiseman, and for a guy who keeps insisting they didn’t know shit for centuries and never saw this coming, Endymion sure knows a metric fuckton about the hows and whys of these people.

I don’t know how much of this is accurately translated, so I’m not going to rant about it too much specifically. Suffice it to say that my version has Endymion claiming that Wiseman “revived crime”. Then NQS showed up, said “stop that”.

AND AGAIN I JUST HAVE TO SAY THAT “FORGETTING” ABOUT THE DUDE WHO LITERALLY REINVENTED CRIME IN YOUR UTOPIA IS PRETTY FUCKING IRRESPONSIBLE FROM A HISTORY PERSPECTIVE IF NOTHING ELSE, NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT HE WAS POPULAR AND RESONANT ENOUGH TO RAISE AN ENTIRE GROUP OF PEOPLE TO FOLLOW HIM IN SUCH A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME WHICH MAYBE SUGGESTS THINGS AREN’T SO UTOPIAN IN YOUR UTOPIA AND THAT MAYBE THE MORE RESPONSIBLE ACT WOULD BE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU’RE MISSING BY SITTING IN YOUR GIANT ISOLATED CRYSTAL WINDOW SEAT RATHER THAN SHOVING EVERYONE YOU DON’T LIKE ON A PLANET AND GETTING LUNCH FOR THE NEXT 600 YEARS

Point being, I really hate this fucking storyline.

Back to Usagi, who is understandably not doing so well. She worries about Mamoru, LIKE A LOT, and the concludes that the ginzuishou isn’t working because she’s been worried about Chibs stealing Mamoru away, and did I mention I hated this fucking storyline?

Then Usagi finally remembers she has friends! Wassername, and Whozzit, and Sleepy, and Doc!

FINAL COUNT BECAUSE YOU’D BEST BELIEVE I AM PETTY ENOUGH TO HAVE COUNTED:

Total times Usagi calls them Mars, Mercury, Jupiter, and Venus: four

Total times Usagi calls them Rei, Ami, Mako, and Minako: zero you fool of course it’s zero

Total times Usagi calls him Mamoru in the same stretch of story: six

Total times Usagi calls him Tuxedo Kamen in the same stretch: zippo

Anyway, Rei, Ami, and Mako wake up for a second, do nothing, and maybe die, but who cares.

Over to Chibi-Usa, who reflects on the time she’s spent with Usagi, and then the time she didn’t spend with her mother. Kids are awful little bastards and I don’t understand why exiling THEM doesn’t appear to be an option. She literally says (per this translation), that “The only one [my mum] loves is my papa”, and you know, it’s good that Chibi-Usa is on my side in spirit, at least.

Then flashback!Chibs steals the ginzuishou, gets her mum nearly killed, and runs away to see Pluto, as you do. Theeeeennnn I THINK Chibs gets pissy because Pluto smiles at Endymion? And maybe this isn’t a flashback now? SERIOUSLY I HAVE NO IDEA HOW ANYTHING’S FLOWING HERE LIKE I’M SURPRISED THERE’S NOT A LITTLE BUNNY HEAD IN THE CORNER SAYING “I can draw this dress I saw in a fashion magazine or I can make my plot make visual sense. Fuck it, just watch the anime.”

What/when/however this is happening, Wiseman finds Chibs, and I’m not sure it’s a good thing that I can say with complete honesty that it’s not the creepiest thing that’s happened in this arc.

[glopratchet]

labs-mirro

found human flesh in the ruins of a burnt house, added it to my diet hahahaha added a human taste to bear meat and chewy snail shells ive earned muh name too now they call me 'Sumner the cannibal' visit that forest at night without jake and crew? NOPE! but ive been avoiding those tempting near by farms and sniping any strays i see sadly its not the same sport as hunting with treachery too easy boredom has set in as ive wiped out the majority of the gators, started wiping out small villages searching for new plague bearing rats but sickened by how weak and soft this land is now, not worth conquerin or even robbin Instead ive been wasting days locked in my house trying and failing to think up "AART nostalgia tour favorites" currently locked in my "meditation room" getting invasion plans from every direction, this village is weak as anything and theres dozens of fat sheep full of bone marrow and blood me on solid ground ahead of a potential alligator attack THEY wont be expecting a thing??!' ^ good news! seems like old charlie has found his purpose again, attacking while theyre eating will obliterate half before they can even react oooooOOOOOoooooo Just jumped to close to the boy and he caught me!!!!!!! my custom ballcutter caught on his armor and now hes furiously shredding it off scraping it along my own underside as--- GAAAH! too late ive been sliced across the eyes NOW what am I gonna do --oops he just slid off trembling waiting to regenerate He was delicious but I was starving back after a regenerative meal, war's been on my mind a lot lately seems everytime mama stomps off in one of her moods now me and pops end up running raids, setting villages alight and raiding conquests for a time gotta say I love being on the attack, bringing fear to other humans never bores me and neither does killing I've certainly had my taste during this long winter guess I've been developing a taste for blood in general too humans are tasty after all no rest for the wicked Where was I? oooh yes Here I am consumed with vile bloodlust and the energy it gives but a quick jot of prose rest the mind and brring clarity Let me tell you all about my dear friend charlie, in fact he was the first one among my recent friends ive not killed or eaten The man gave himself the name "charley horse" Finally managed to settle into a good rhythm with these deranged people and I get the sneaking suspicion charley horse was involved in getting humans to raid my homeland! really rubs me the wrong way Why has he not been killed yet?? hes never done anithing right! Ahem sorry one moment regenerating like nobodies business OOoooooh that feels better!! where were we? oh yes charley horse Pretty sure he's been sabotaging my every effort to fit in with the rest of the humans, those raiders were bad enough but to think he's been actively getting them to target home makes my scales itch I assume hes been organizing these raids from the south up near new aggressor territory so thats where Ive headed Finally caught up to him, and ambushed his band of ambitious little opportunists only to watch him escape Those humans were all loaded down with fur and hide armor so Im guessing charley has been organizing things with the bears as wel guess I'll have to get rid of him This act of kindness is gonna hurt him more than a little bat to the head since Ive had enough of his traitorous actions surprise surprise the raiders are organizing up there and have been recruiting humans from all the way down south, (even near the ruins of DC) those wackos seem to pop up everywhere don't they? Oh and charley horse is organizing things with them !!!! The little turncoat definitely has to die Ive had just about enough of his act I'm gonna need to get in deep and hasta muerte* That was interesting, ive been trying to get in good with the bear brutas for weeks now and I finally managed it by getting captured by a bunch of destroyer robots and had my mind probed and my body royally mangled! I hate robots! But in the end I got accepted like I wanted :) the bear brutas are pretty good folks once you get past their gruff exterior theyre kinda just like us scaly folk even if their primarily carniverous shhh! im supposed to be hiding by pretending to be one of them :) One of the girls just came around, ooooooh shes cute!! Gotta remember to keep an eye on charley horse *Hasta muerte means "until death" in spanish Comment too long Click here to view the full text Seeing alot of robots lately, makes me miss the old world and the old ways before all this new technology showed up, I almost long for the unified church inquisitors to hammer on my door again tough not nearly as tough as the old coalition or Enclave hunts Ive actually managed to become friends with a guy named Zero and his gang of repurposed robot killclowns, funny bunch of guys that love to joke around but they mean business when it counts Done a couple of jobs with them actually, never followed carly's rule of just sticking to one weapon and ive found its been quite helpful having access to an entire armory! I think in this crazy new world theres nothing better than a huge pile of weapons to pick from Keep coming across these fur clothes wearing tribals too, they actually seem to revere charley horse as some sort of deity or greatest warrior or something Theres more to him than meets the eye, good thing ive been getting on his good side :) The wish i could find out more about him but he just vanishes for days at a time some odd instinct tells me its best not to ask questions Its funny how im not the only one keeping a watch out for him its like all of us scaly types have this mutual understanding, hes the man but none of us want him to get too big for his boots, also because we all have our own agendas and jobs to do Just like old times back in the coalition! And now ive finally made my move just like old times! I cant even believe ive pulled it off either, took a while to set up and almost got caught a couple times but it all payed off! Was actually stupidly easy if i do say so myself!

[ellie-bee242]

*snickers* can you answer 1-50?

You lil shit. Fine.

1: Golden mornings or peachy sunsets? Peachy sunsets.

2: Sugar cones or waffle cones? Sugar cones.

3: Do you wear scarves often? do you have a favorite? Not often but my favorite is this super soft scarf I’ve knit for myself.

4: How long do you lay in bed before you finally get up? As long as possible before I have to get up to put the dogs out.

5: Is there a food you’ve never had but always wanted to try? Uuuuhhhh I wanna possibly try curry but like I can’t handle any spice at all so idk.

6: What does your umbrella look like? it’s a water melon!

7: Do you listen to ASMR? nope, it’s not something I really enjoy.

8: Rain storms or a light drizzle? Rain storms. The more rain sounds the better (bonus if there’s thunder I loooooooove thunder)

9: What’s a little thing in life that you love? The cozy warmth of a good blanket on a chilly day.

10: Favorite color aesthetic? Dark to light gradient scales preferably in blue or purple.

11: Wobbly lines or using a ruler? Ruler, definitely. I’m very nit-picky and the wobbly lines drive me nuts.

12:  Bright colorful living room or neutral cozy living room? cozy neutrals living room, lively kitchen colors, and a muted bedroom with a splash of color.

13: Do you have any candles? what scents are they? Yes I have candles and oh god please don’t make me name all of them. I have Berrylicious, Strawberry Lemon Ice, April Showers, Catching Rays, Lemon Lavender, and Berry Trifle from Yankee Candle. Those aren’t even half of the candles I own though, lol. 

14: Have you ever rode a horse? No, I wish!

15: Do you have glasses? Yes I do. Need them to drive and everything.

16: What’s a language you’d like to speak? Italian or French.

17: What’s your favorite season and favorite month in that season? Stereotypical girl answer but I love Fall. And October is my favorite month within the season because there’s this cool, cozy, yet spooky vibe all month long in preparation for Halloween.

18: Do you have a favorite pair of socks? Any fuzzy socks ever.

19: Favorite Ghibli and/or disney movie? Favorite Studio Ghibli movie is, hands down, Howl’s Moving Castle (spirited away can fuck off I hate it), and my favorite Disney movie is Tangled.

20: Disney, Dreamworks, or Pixar? Fuck you, all three.

21: What snacks do you usually get at the theater? Milk Duds. I hate popcorn and will only eat it if I can’t have anything else. But since I’m a girl I usually buy a lot of candy at Wal-Mart in prep and stash it in my movie purse.

22: What’s an underrated video game/ movie/ show you love and think it needs more recognition? Atlantis for sure. It’s such a fantastic movie, go check it out!

23: Would you fill your house with plants if you had a green thumb? Hell yes! I love plants and flowers, but I have such a forgetful brain that I never remember to water them :(

24; All plants are great but do you have a favorite? Honeysuckle is cool.

25: Do you have a favorite type of art style? (eg: soft looking, no to little color, sketches, crisp and clean, minimalist, pixel art etc.) I love the look of sketch type art. Normally I’m a neat freak but I want the art work I see to be wild and messy, it just makes it look like the artist was so passionate about the work that they were in a hurry to get it onto their canvas/preferred media layout and they didn’t think about going back to clean it up. It looks more fresh and raw, I don’t really like polished work that someone spent years meticulously painting. I like things that look more like “I had this idea and I wanted to share it with everyone as soon as possible!”

26: What would you do if someone gave you flowers? Wonder if they thought I was sick or if they thought I was dying. I never receive flowers unless I’ve been sick lmao.

27: Do you like nicknames? Sure do, baby-boo. Especially since my own name is so looooooong.

28: Do you still watch shows you watched when you were a kid? even from time to time? Um….. Yes. Legends of Korra, Avatar the Last Airbender, Danny Phantom, these shows sculpted my formative years! (it’s probably why I turned into such a sarcastic sassy bitch lmfao)

29: Do you still like old memes? (tell the truth) From time to time sure. I kinda miss the rage comics type stuff because those were a Reaction Image gold mine.

30: Favorite Halloween costume you dressed up as? (if you don’t celebrate halloween have you ever cosplayed or would you like to? who did you cosplay as?) Uuuuum. I dressed up as a bee one year and I think that was the best because the school I was going to let you wear costumes to school so I did and I sang “I’mma bee” (the black eyed peas song) in the halls throughout the day. 

31:  Are you a fashionable person? I like to think so. My mom comes to me and asks what she should wear with what from time to time.

32: Do you like watching holiday movies? Yeeeeeeesssssssssss. I love watching White Christmas and Polar Express around Christmas time.

33:  Cookies or brownies? OOOOOOOooooooooo. Hard choice. Brownies though.

34: Do you blow in the cold air just to see your breath? When I was a kid I used to pretend i was smoking imaginary cigarettes. (the answer is yes, I love it)

35: Do you find the crickets chirping outside your window relaxing? Sure, as long as they stay OUTSIDE my window. If they come inside they’re getting a fucking heavy as boot smashed on them. (I hate hoppy bugs)

36: Do you like cobblestone streets? Yup! They’re just so classic and pretty looking.

37:  How often do you doodle? Not very often just because I never have paper readily available. I’m more of a daydreamer rather than a doodler.

38: When was the last time you blew bubbles? July. I found cherry scented bubbles at the dollar store near my house and I blew them at my dogs outside.

39: What’s your favorite random piece of decor in your house and room? I made a hexagonal box in Pottery class my sophomore year and I love that thing I’m still super proud of it.

40: Do you bite your fingernails off or clip them more often? I bite my nails if I’m not using acrylics(fake nails).

41: Any birthmarks? Yessir, I’ve got a little dark spot on the top of my right thigh and a mole under my right breast that I’ve had since I was born.

42: Thoughts on freckles? I have them so they’re awesome!

43: First video game you ever played? Uuuuh……….. My brother and sister bo-garded all the video games from me growing up but I remember one time they were both sick so I got to finally play that Duck Hunt game and I was actually pretty good at it.

44: what type of bird do you hear most often outside your door? Robins I think? Maybe blue jays.

45: Do you use gifs/ memes a lot when replying to people? I try to put a gif at the end of every ask I answer :)

46: Thoughts on spring? Too fucking cold, bring fall back it was prettier.

47: Ideal temperature outside? Mid to high 70s and cloudy.

48: Cloudy, partly cloudy, or clear skies? CLOUDS CLOUDS CLOUDS AND MORE CLOUDS. (I haaaaaaate the sun it’s way to bright, hurts my eyes, and gives me migraines)

49: How often do you hear airplanes outside? Not all that often. Nothing really flies over the town I live in.

50: Do you enjoy windy days? I’m a girl who enjoys lipgloss and my hair down. You decide. (the answer is a big fat fuck no)

Thanks for sending me every single question buddy ♥ Thanks to you, no one else can bother me now. Appreciate it. ♥

*goes to find another ask meme so people will talk to her*