#OOOOOOH I GOT THE SHIVERS.

[oh-katsuki]

“he’ll eat me. he’ll really eat me alive.” 

[wroteclassicaly]

Kink hour got me thinking about Steddie's breeding kink, where they fight over who's gonna breed reader. But that's just me...

Ooooooh, shit! Why you gotta get me started? 😝 I’ve thought about this… like, so much.

Warnings: Language, NSFW, smut, breeding kink, vaginal fingering.

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“I mean, c’mon… Seriously, Y/N. Whose hair would look better on him? Harrington’s or mine? S’ a pretty simple answer if you ask me.”

“She didn’t, dumbass.”

“Oooh, King Steve, you know I love it when you talk dirty to me.”

Your eyes roll into the back of your head, and not because of Eddie’s thick digits knuckle deep in your sopping wet cunt. You grip the headboard for leverage and close your legs around his wrist, an exasperated sigh escaping your swollen lips. “For one, we don’t know if the baby would be a boy. And two, his hair wouldn’t look like either of yours unless he used a plethora of women’s hair care products.”

Eddie snickers and you swat at his wrist, your nail getting caught underneath the chain bracelet. “I wasn’t just talking about him, smart mouth.”

It’s Steve who grins that half smile that makes you want to take him until your throat is raw and your neck is bruised from his squeezing. He likes to do that when he’s fucking your throat, balls slapping at your chin, tendons straining in your neck as you attempt to take him, spit all over the floor in an accumulated puddle. He removes Eddie’s finger and before you can protest (as if you would, really…), he’s easily gaining access in your hole. You watch him with a slack jaw as he adjusts his hard cock in the gray sweats he’s wearing. “Good girl, honey. You’re really wet tonight. You like thinkin’ about me filling you up with my baby?”

“Um… Excuse me, I was—“ Eddie’s interruption is cut off.

“Shit, man. Her pussy just sucked my finger in deeper. She does like that.”

Eddie is pouting, wiggling his way between your thighs, ringed hand clasping over your knee to spread you wider, his finger trailing along your slick covered thighs, parting your labia, before it pushes in beside Steve’s. You can’t do anything but moan wantonly, saliva smearing across your mouth, tongue flicking across to attempt to gather it. You arch your ass in their direction, palms both flat against you. You’re greedy this evening.

“You know what I think, Steve?” Eddie bats those pretty little lashes beneath a curtain of curls, Steve pushing them back to see his boyfriend’s flushed features.

“What’s that, hot rod?”

Eddie, as if he’s got this secret that’s capturing him into a fit of giggles, leans in towards Steve. “I think we should pump our girl so full of cum that it soaks the bed. And when she recovers, we go again, see who’s swimmers win first.”

You gasp and shiver, all of you groaning in raspy unison. You felt yourself grow slicker, their fingers getting smashed together in your sticky walls. Like a prize where everyone wins, and you get to be the competition board. They don’t have to ask if you approve, and you know you’re gonna be so sore tomorrow, but you can’t fucking wait.

[phoenix-bleh]

A: Oh, I have an idea for Shadow Milk cookie and y/n

I give Shadow Milk Cookie HYPNOTISM.

(please 🙂).

He’s too powerful at this point and hypnotism is definitely a power he would have.

Let's make this a fic

part 2 is here!!

You, Gingerbrave and his friends with Pure Vanilla were on a mission to find White Lily Cookie. Your time in Beast Yeast was overwhelming but you managed. You all did find White Lily and woke her up, but unfortunately “that didn’t magically solve all our problems” according to Wizard Cookie because now there was a big crack right in the middle of the Silver Tree.

There were now blue glowing eyes and two large hands spilling out of the tree from the rift. “Ooooooh! I see that those pesky little vine shackles that have held us captive for oh so, so, SO long…. Are gone!” The voice from the tree laughed that sent shivers down everyone's spine “whoa. That was deeply unpleasant…”

The knights of the tree started to desperately fight against it  in hopes that this awful predicament can be resolved before things get terribly out of hand.

You and the other decided to help and fight against it as well. After some time the large hands retreated back into the tree and everyone sighed in relief. That however was very short lived when the rift in the tree got even bigger than it did before. 

“OOOOHHHHHhhh doesn’t this fresh air just feel, DIVINE!”

A huge figure popped out of the tree and loomed over everyone. You couldn’t believe it, no one did. “Oh, I see I have quite the audience here!” This wasn’t supposed to happen at all. “I'm SO TERRIBLY sorry to have kept you waiting!” He stared down at all of you “But now the wait is over���your favorite trickster is here!” It was him, you couldn’t believe it was him. How doomed were all of you gonna be? “Shadow Milk Cookie!”

He grinned and examined everyone below him. You all just stood there in shock of what was happening. His eyes then landed on you and you swear that his smile got even wider. “Oh what do we have here?” Uh oh. He grabbed you by the back of your shirt and lifted you up to his face. Your friends were calling for you but you could barely hear them because of how high up you were.

“LET ME GO! PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW!” you shouted at him and started punching the air in an attempt to get him to drop you “Hehe you’re a feisty one aren't you?” He tilted his head at you with the same wide smile on his face. He then placed you on his hand and used his other hand he was previously holding you with to tilt your head up at him.  

“What’s a cute lil cookie like yourself doing in a place like this hm? I must say you caught my eyes. How about you join me in my plan on world domination?” You stare at him in disbelief. Why in the world would someone like him say something like that about you. He’s obviously lying; he is literally the embodiment of deceit. You continue looking at him not noticing the swirls in his eyes.

Why couldn’t you look away?

Were you really considering his offer? What he’s saying couldn’t be true….but what if it was true? I mean you had a boring life already, maybe you could spice it up a bit. Wait but you can’t betray your friends like that! But in the end would it even matter? Maybe you should just accept his offer-

Before you could finish your thought something had hit Shadow Milk Cookie in the head and he dropped you. You fell into Mercury Knight Cookies arms and he flew you back down to the ground with the rest. You shook your head realizing that those weren't your thoughts at all and he almost tricked you! “Thank you.” You told him “Of course, but no time to talk, we gotta get out of here!” He grabbed your hand and you all ran off.

“UGH you flying little PEST!!”

....to be continue?

[icegirl03]

Ooooooh a fluff event!! Do you think we can maybe get Jake x Rooster’s sister?

You're cold,let's take you home.

Author's note: hello dear anon! Thank you for requesting and OF COURSE YOU CAN!

Summary: you're having a little party at the Hard Deck and you suddenly feel cold. How will Bradley react when Jake will be there to warm you up?

Warnings: kissing? Idk

LETS START THE FLUFF EVENT!

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"Bradley,you're scaring the hoes" you wiggle out of your brothers grip as you joke.

"You mean THE hoe,THE man whore?" You knew exatly who that was for,you just rolled your eyes at him and go towards Penny to get the usual.

You always knew that Bradly wasn't very happy about your relationship with Jake,knowing what a cocky arrogant ass he could be sometimes,but Bradley had no idea how Jake took care of you, and how you always bring the best of him(even though Jake won't accept it in front of everyone)

"Hey there mama" Jake came from behind putting his big hands around your waist and kissing your cheek. "Is my best girl having fun?"

You just nodded and gave him a hug, getting an annoyed look from Bradley.

The cold breeze from the September night went through the place,and a shiver ran down your spine. You tried to ignore it by having a sip of your drink. You had forgotten your cardigan that night. You didn't want to tell Jake because you knew he would get worried. Bradley was already somewhere with Phoenix chatting about some plane nonsense that you never understood.

"Sweetie,are you cold?" Jake ran his hands through your arms,noticing how your hairs went up. You just shook your head,trying to bear the cold.

"No babe,I'm fine"

"Nonsense,shit I don't even have my jacket,let's go home instead"

That was the last thing you wanted,you guys had just arrived there,and you didn't want Jake to stop having fun because of you.

"No Jake it's fine I promise,it's not even that cold" you said but your body didn't listen to you, and you shivered again.

Jake laughed out loud,looking how cute you are,trying to deny the fact that you were cold. He pulled you into his arms to warm you up.

"We are so going home,and I'm gonna get you warm and cozy" he kissed your lips.

"But Jake,I don't want you to leave your friends just because im a bit cold" you said as you tucked on his shirt.

He cupped your face and kissed you again.

"Sweetie,you're the most important person in this room for me,I'd rather stay with you than with them. I don't want you to catch a cold"

You knew that you couldn't change his mind,so you just agreed. Jake spinned you so you could face the door,he didn't even let you say goodbye to the rest of the squad,until Bradley stopped you.

"What's going on here? Jake where are you taking her?"

Jake just scoffed and rolled his eyes.

"She got cold,ill take her home and keep her warm,nothing to worry about"

"No really Bradley,he's not lying" you said and grabbed Jakes arm.

Bradley was defeated and just sighed,he gave Jake a death glare.

"Remember she's my little sister,don't even think about..." he couldn't finish his sentence,the thought of that alone made him cringe.

Jake just winked and gave him a big smile.

"Not today Rooster,but i can't promise you anything "

You two left before he could say anything. He drove you two home and covered you in kisses and hugs. You two spent the rest of the night in each others arms and you slept on top of his chest,warm and comfy.

Maybe Bradley had nothing to worry about...

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Thank you for reading! Hope you liked it!

Taglist: @deanscroissant

-mama cherry 🍒

[moneneki]

Hello friend!

Pairing Drabble #5: Yuezula

Ooooooh nice!

Hope you like the result!

“You’ve been very busy these last few days.”

Azula was not startled at the voice, only because it took a good deal to startle her at all. It could also be because Princess Yue’s voice was so impossibly soft that it was simply impossible to register it as a threat.

No. That was not it. Her father had never screamed at her, yet she’d always been very alert when listening to him.

Azula shook those thoughts and sighed.

“I’m sorry I missed tea this afternoon. It’s all the fault of my brother’s legislative project,” she said, succumbing to the temptation and falling into a nearby chair. She took off her bracelet, one of Yue’s gifts for their first year together; the delicate carvings under her fingers always helped her relax. “There are so many layers protecting those outdated laws… I was dying to get out and come visit you.”

There was a tension in Yue’s smile that immediately sent Azula’s mind into override.

“You’ve spent a lot of time meeting with one of the lawyers,” Yue finally sat down too, in her usual chair. 

“Well yes, he’s one of the main experts in royal decrees of the Second Dynasty…”

There was the tiniest huff coming from Yue’s direction. Azula forgot everything about the legal puzzles as something clicked inside her mind, like a key turning inside a lock. She stopped fiddling with the bracelet.

“Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”

The Northern Water Tribe princess looked back at her, mouth agape, before blushing furiously. As furious as the glare she then directed to Azula.

“I will not dignify that nonsense with an answer.”

Azula could feel her smile growing into a grin.

“You already did. Who would have thought that the calm and collected Princess Yue could feel something like that?”

Yue got up from her chair in flustered indignation, but before she could say anything, Azula met her, placing both hands over her shoulders and looking at the –beautiful in their fury– blue eyes from the vantage point of her greater height.

“Don’t worry,” she whispered, lowering her face to the ear behind the white curls, and smiling once again at the shiver the whisper had provoked. “I am only yours.”

When she let go of Yue’s shoulders, there were no more recriminations, although the blush had intensified.

“Good,” was all Yue said, before busying herself with the teapot.

Good.

Yes, good indeed. Azula wouldn’t have it any other way.

[bi-demon-ium]

🔥 wild card: dealer’s choice of quote from a wip :)

☀️ asker’s choice of published work: request a quote from a published work (a certain work or series? a certain character? a certain emotion or trope if it’s there? up to you!) You got any mythology stuff on you? (I have apparently missed a lot, since I only joined the fandom in February)

Always a joy to see your work, by the way!!!!

hmm i almost did one of many tower variations but here have an extremely sick nicholas instead

He feels cold and shaky, and Milligan is warm. He closes his eyes, and the pounding in his head fades a little as he soaks in the heat.

It takes him a full second to register what he’s done—mostly because he can feel with unfortunate clarity the sharp breath of surprise Milligan takes—but he can’t force himself to pull away. He’s so tired and cold, and leaning against Milligan is slowly but surely draining some of the pain.

“S’ry,” he mumbles into his shirt, taking in a quiet, rattling breath. He has to get up. He has to push himself up, shaking arms and weak muscles be damned, and stop literally burdening Milligan.

But as he weakly stirs, a low, barely audible whine catching in his throat at how it hurts, Milligan’s arm comes up to almost wrap around him. One large, calloused hand goes to the nape of his neck, palm almost hot against his cold skin and the small, damp curls there.

Nicholas shivered, lashes fluttering a little as whatever resolve he had to force himself away evaporated; and he sagged back into Milligan’s side limply. Oh. Oh, that was nice.

ooooooh..... well, you're always welcome to go back through my works on ao3 (there's a lot, but keep in mind a LOT of them are fairly short oneshots) but i can see if i can remember any other mythology references besides minotaur. (although that's certainly the one with the most overt/heavy mythological references/themes.)

all i could think of off the top of my head was from "the color suits you" which is not about mythological themes but does contain this...

“—not that the Hellenistic gods are exactly known for their common sense,” Mr. Benedict was saying with some scorn, although his excitement kept shining through, “but it’s—it’s silly, it’s stupid! Aphrodite—she’s the goddess of beauty—” he waves his hands aggressively with every word as if to accentuate his annoyance, “—of course she’d win a beauty contest, what did they expect? Just let her have this, it’s literally her whole—her whole—” he struggles to find a word for a moment, hands pinwheeling, then finally triumphantly exclaims, “thing! Her whole thing!”

“Mm,” Milligan hums, wisely agreeing without interrupting.

“Not that Paris was reasonable either,” he says, head falling back and pressing against Milligan’s thigh. “Being the king of everything sounds stressful, but wisdom from Athena herself seems like a pretty good deal, doesn’t it? Not that them offering is really much of a beauty contest, anyway, but—he really went with a married woman. Because she’s attractive, I guess? He doesn’t even know her! I don’t understand people sometimes. And—well, obviously, it doesn’t turn out well, and anyone could have seen it was a bad idea—” he tilts his head, “—well, to be fair, it's unclear how much he actually knew, but—still. Just the most beautiful woman. You don’t even know her!” He shakes his head.

“You do know Paris is a fictional character,” Milligan says, with some amusement.

“Ah! Yes! Yes, yes,” Mr. Benedict says, “A mythical one, at that, a—a representation, a, a, a sort of. vessel for—for ideals, and stories, it’s really less—the more psychological, ah, ideas of characters, with, with interiority, that’s really—really a later development, but—”

He seems to be winding up to another topic—which Milligan is listening to with seeming genuine interest—but as fascinating as this is, Dipika did actually come for a reason.

important to know he's in the world's ugliest hawaiian shirt for this whole infodump

[deepspacedukat]

Have to run this by you *inhales*

Okay so think about this Vulcan version of a Gladiator, back in pre-reform, Vulcans that belonged to no clan (rogues), lost their family/social standing, or their family was conquered by another a lot of times the survivors would be taken as slaves and or forced to fight for entertainment in an arena.

So the reader is in a transporter accident beaming down to Vulcan and gets sent back into the past. Now the reader is stuck trying to survive while avoiding gaining attention but as luck would have it was able to swipe some material to wrap around themselves to use as a cloak which helps with the sun and avoiding unwanted eyes. Finding themselves near the outskirts of one of the cities the reader still keeping a distance had gone to investigate the mass of people gathering in what looked scarily similar to what you could imagine a Vulcan coliseum would look like carved into the side of a mountain. Unable to stay and watch the brutality the reader starts to retreat from her perch on/hidden behind a ledge when a couple of armored warriors drag out a gladiator who had barely won the unfair fight but not without a beating. He was chained to the wall and left there in the sun. Not being able to bring themself to leave the men there the reader looks around to see if the coast is clear for now and climbs down to the man. He’s out of it so the reader decides it’s safe enough to help. Pulling out the emergency first aid kit from the backpack and treats the worst of the injuries.

By the end of that the Gladiator had forced his eyes to focus on the person offering him kindness, his gaze was fiery with aggression he didn’t have the strength to back up and wholly suspicious of the gentle touch he’s unaccustomed to. Even more so then person that had been hovering over him looked nothing like any Vulcan he had seen before. He opened his mouth to speak but all that came out was a hoarse choked sound.

Noticing how dehydrated he looked, something the reader thought theyd never see in a Vulcan, cautiously moved to sit him up. No matter how much he wanted to lash out the gladiator didn’t think he had it in him so he allowed it but not without a heated glare that sent shivers up the readers spine, the glare wavered and cooled once he noticed he was being offered a canteen of water which he greedily lunged at.

Afterwards the hostility simmered away and morphed into hesitant curiosity he finally asked in old Vulcan “Why?” the answer he got in a very much accented response was unfathomable to him after all he has lived through “You are hurt and needed help”

Before the Vulcan gladiator could respond the reader got out a small hand multi tool and used the laser to cut the cuffs off of him. The reader stands up dusting themselves off “now I don’t know where I’m going, you can come with me or we can part ways but I can’t stay here and I don’t think you’ll want to either.” __________________________________ I got the idea from the piece of art i was google surfing for…school 😶 yep anyway credit to the great artist

I...Ma’am, I have so many thoughts about this! It’s so cute! The idea of a pre-reform Vulcan Coliseum is really fascinating. I’d honestly love to see this as a full-sized fic. I can totally see that Vulcan being curious enough to go with her. She saved his life, so why shouldn’t he see what this strange little...Whatever-She-Is is up to?

OOOOOOH, and imagine the first time he sees her ears!! I imagine the hood would’ve hidden her ears at least until they got out of there. By the time he sees them, he trusts her a little more, and he figures it’s safe enough to touch her ears. Besides, he’s curious...and she’s cute.

[whumpookies]

ooooooh may I join in and ask some too?

okay so let's see:

bleeding head wound or bloody nose

black eye or busted lip

a whumpee who is submissive and pleads and begs or one who is defiant and fights back

fighting against the caretaker or readily accepting their help

infected wound or reopened stitches

full recovery or reinjury

successful rescue or failed escape

"stay with me" or "I've got you"

a whumpee who insists they are fine or one who asks for help

overdose or withdrawal

a wound being stitched or a wound being stapled

a gruff caretaker or a soft caretaker

sick or injured

crying in someone's arms or by themselves

coughing up blood or vomiting

oxygen mask or nasal cannula

electrocuted or waterboarded

tortured in front of their loved one or having their loved one tortured in front of them

foetal curl or being held/cradled

sweaty or shivering

damn sorry that was a lot, kind of got carried away but anyway I hope you enjoy answering them 😘

Anoni

Oh yes of course we can, throw them at me!!

😳 oh boy, that's a list and a half...okay let's do this...

Bleeding head wound

Busted lip

Defiant whumpee I'd think 🤔

Soft caretaker

Gah can i have sick and injured 🙈

crying in someone's arms

Coughing bloody the other is a no go!!

Nasal cannula

Electrocuted I'd think

Tortured in front of loved one.

Held and cradled.

Shivering.

You had me thinking there, not bad questions at all!

Deffo cookie worthy

[frogmanfae]

Newsies as things that I heard at the party I was just at

Davey, Crutchie, and Albert: *talking about a song*

Davey: Wait there are words on the screen but it's just instrumental??

Albert: oh wait yeah??

Crutchie: Oh yeah I've been restarting the same 2 bars over and over again for the past 2 minutes to see if you guys would notice *holds up the remote*

Blink: That rain was juicy

Davey: Cottage core Kim Kardashian NO I MEAN KIM POSSIBLE I GOT TOO WRAPPED UP IN THE ALLITERATION

Race: There's a car part up my crotch!!!

Finch: Are you really playing Family Feud on 360??

Buttons: I have the autism socks

Davey: You have THE autism socks??

Buttons: Yeah!!

Davey: They make those???

Buttons: No no I just have special socks I have to wear because other socks overwhelm me. These and I have one specific pair that's hot pink and also are fine

Davey: What about the trampoline socks with the sticky stuff?

Buttons: YOU MEAN THE GRIPPY SOCKS FROM THE PSYCH WARD???

Buttons: Oh you have THAT autism?

Sarah: HE'S GOT THAT 2MM DEFEATER

Race: Ooooooh I'm blinded by her coooch no I can't sleep until I suck someeee dick

Albert: please stop

Race: ooooooh I'm suckin dick tonight-

Spot: *hits him*

Henry: I wanna eat it

Splasher: Please do not eat the pepper spray

Jack: Why does everyone here have glasses?

Davey: We're all gay, everyone knows gay people can't see

Mush: Not all heroes wear capes, some of them are gay

Romeo: You like women just not in the hanky panky way

Race: *picks up a tiny toy egg plant* IT'S AN EGG PLANT!!

Albert: *takes it* rah *gives it back* you can have it I don't want it

Race: *holds it by Albert's leg* It's as big as yours!!

Albert: *shoves him* shut up

Finch: *accidentally steps on Davey's foot like 4 times in his socks* We keep having toe connections I'm sorry

Davey: *shrugs* It's cool

Race: The only time I identify as a woman is when you hit me so I can say that you beat women

Albert: *sobbing but also laughing* I DON'T NORMALLY HIT WOMEN

Romeo: *runs across the room that's so loud you have to yell to hear the person next to you* I heard my name

Davey: Other species have bodies that naturally make sense while giving birth but our hips are more narrow so we can walk on two legs

Finch: So as humans we're actually inferior

Davey: *nodding* We die a lot

Albert: Didn't we fix that?

Race: Spread Eagle, full split, reverse scorpion-

Jack: I'm begging you to stop

Albert: *screaming running down the stairs*

Crutchie: What happened??

Albert: *sobbing* HE PUT HIS FOOT IN MY MOUTH

Jack: who???

Albert: *still sobbing* RACE

Crutchie: Oh my god NOBODY IS EATING PEPPER SPRAY

Jack: I could eat pepper spray. I could handle it

Crutchie: Oh my god you're such a man

Jack: *flexes with a smug look*

Crutchie: I mean that negatively

Jack: Oh...

Race: You know it's insane when I'M the voice of reason

Jack: Play 18 naked cowboys

Race: What does gonorrhea taste like??

Finch: I mean probably bad?

Buttons: Oh, that guy just got murdered :(

Race: September was a bad month for America

Davey: I was born in September!!

Race: Me too!

Davey: Oh I guess it was a bad month

Race: Yeah that's right, fag bag

Davey: :0

Tommy Boy: This is you... Before the lobotomy??

Race: *About a skibidi toilet compilation* this is exactly like the walking dead

Albert: The neighbors probably think we're being beaten to death but it's literally just skibidi toilet

The whole gang: *intensely watching 56 episodes of skibidi toilet*

Jack: Did he just suck all of those guys??

Crutchie: The tv just UwUed??

Spot: Ahem

Elmer: ...

Spot: ...

Elmer: Do you want attention or were you just-

Spot: Oh no I was just clearing my throat

Elmer: oh, you just did it in a way that-

Spot: Yeah I realize that now

Spot: ...

Spot: some attention would be nice though also thank you

Henry: Why is Joe Biden in a toilet??

Blink: Not the UPS- I mean USB!!

Elmer: *jolts*

Albert: !...

Elmer: *totally normal*

Albert: You good?

Elmer: Oh yeah, I don't shiver I just do one big

[nanbaka-82]

isthisthereal life is this just fantasy caught in a landslide no escape from reality y open your eyes look up to the sky’s and seeeeeeee I’m just just a poor boy I need no sympathy cus I’m easy come easy fo little high litrle low anyway the wind blows doesn’t really matter to me tooo meeeeee mamaaaajudt killed a man Put a gun again st his head pulled the tirgger now he’s dead mamaaaa life has just beguuuub but now ive gone and thrown it all asayyyywmamaaaaa oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh didn’t mean to make you cryyyy if I’m not back again this time tomorwow carry onnnn carryyyy onnnn NOTHINF reallt matterrrrsss too latee my time has comee sent shivers down my spine body’s aching all the time goodbye everybody ive got to goooo got to leave you behind and face the teyuurh mamaaaaa ooooohhhhhhhh I don’t wanna dieee sometimes wish I’ve neve r been born at allll (sexy guitar ) (dorky drop) I see the little silhouetto of a man scaramouche scaramouche eill yoi do the fandango thunderbolts and lightening very very frightening Galileo gallelo Galileo Galileo Galileo Figaro magnifcooo im just a poor boy nobody loves me he’s just a poor boy from a poor family spar whim his life from this monstrosity easy come easy go will you let me go BISMILLAH we will not let you let let him go bismillah no we will not let you go let him go bismillah we wwll not let you go let me go we will not let me go never never never never let me goooooo no no no no no no no oh mamma Mia mamma Mia mammamia let me go beelezsbub has a devil put aside for meeee for meeeee for meeeeee so you think you can stone me and spit in my eyeeeee so you think you can love and leave me to dieee ohhh babyyyy can’t do this to me babyyy just gotta get outttt just gotta get right outta hereeee ooooj ooooooh nothing really matters anyone can seeee nothing really matters nothing really matters tooo meeeee anywayythe wind blowwwws

[bbnha-manga-scripts]

Chapter Three

Narrator[Izuku]:UA High, the department of heroes! It is there that the nation’s hopefuls stove to acquire the necessary qualifications to become pros! Of all such schools throughout the nation, it ranks the most popular– and the most difficult!

Narrator[Izuku]: Each year, less than one in three hundred examinee’s make it in!

Narrator[Izuku](as the chapter shows All Might, Endeavor, and Best Jeanist on the panel): Gaze upon the man who turned down the National Valor Prize “All Might”!

Narrator[Izuku](as the chapter shows All Might, Endeavor, and Best Jeanist on the panel): And here is the man with the highest tally of resolved cases in history! The combustion-type hero “Endeavor”!

Narrator[Izuku](as the chapter shows All Might, Endeavor, and Best Jeanist on the panel): Not least is the recipient of the “best Jeanist”! If you want to be remembered as a truly “great” hero, then enrollment at U.A. is essential!

Narrator[Izuku](as the chapter shows UA symbol): Now, it’s finally February 26th, and All Might's training regimen is over. With great haste, and a sprint back home to shower and pack; the fateful forty-minute subway beckoned.

Izuku(in front of UA): I made it!

Narrator[Izuku]: Exam day has arrived at last! Today I take on UA’s practical skill exam!

Narrator[Izuku]: Unfortunately, I didn’t have any time to test out the power All Might gave me.

Izuku(thinking): All I did was swallow one of his hairs… did it really take?

Katsuki: Fuck off, Deku!

Izuku: Kacchan!

Katsuki: Don’t stand in my way or do you wanna fucking die?

Narrator(?? P sure it’s either Present Mic or Izuku): Bakugou Katsuki(15)[Nickname: Kacchan]

Izuku: Hey theeere! G-good morning, and, and, and lets both do our best!

Narrator(Izuku): Ever since that day this all began, Kacchan hasn’t laid a hand on me.

NPC(1): Oh, look! Isn’t that Bakugou? From the sludge guy incident!

NPC(2): Whoa, you’re right.

Izuku(thinking): I’ve gotten so used to cowering before him… things have changed, man! Just remember these past ten months!

Izuku: And step forward!

[Izuku, trips on air/a pebble and falls forward].

Narrator(Izuku): Your first big step towards being a hero!

[Izuku falling]

Izuku(thinking): Well, this is it.

Ochako: You all right?

Izuku: Pweeh!

Ochako: Sorry for going crazy with my “quirk” there! I just think it’d have been a bad omen if you tripped, you know?

Ochako: I’m so nervous, bet you are too!

Izuku: Huh? Ah… uhh..

Ochako: Well, good luck! Later!

Izuku(thinking): I talked to a girl!

Izuku(shocked in front of UA building): Oh! Oh! Ooooooh!

[Present Mic, in UA building]

Present Mic: Welcome one and all to my love show! Everybody say hey!

[Present Mic, puts his hand up to his ear in a cupping-like motion]

Present Mic(thinking): Welcoommee!

Present Mic: I’ve got shivers down my spine! Alright, examinees; I’m gonna give you the low-down on how this’ll go down! Are you ready!?

Present Mic: Yeah!

Izuku(mumbling): Oh my god, it’s the voice type hero: Present Mic! I listen to him on the radio every week, this is incredible, the teachers at UA really are pro heroes.

Katsuki: Shut it.

[Present Mic stands behind a screen with boxes a-g]

Present Mic: Now pay close attention, listieners! We’ll be testing you mettle by running a ten minute practice run at our replica city district! 

Present Mic: You can take whatever you like! Everybody gather at the designated meeting after the presentation, ya dig!?

Present Mic: O.K!?

Katsuki: They don’t intend on letting friends or classmates interact with eachother, huh?

Izuku: They gave us serial numbers for the exam, but it seems the actual meeting area’s are elsewhere

Katsuki: Don’t look at me, or I’ll fucking kill you.

Katsuki: It’s probably set up so I don’t get to crush you, tch

Izuku: …………

Present Mic: We’ll be sprinkling a large number of “villains” over the battlefield. And they’ll probably appear in three different varieties, with point values scaled according to difficulty!

Present Mic: using each of your individual quirks, dispatch as many “villains” as you can. Your goal, listieners, is to rack up a high score! And don’t think about discreetly attacking any other competitors or any of that nasty anti-hero stuff, because thats against the rules, capisce!?

Tenya: Excuse me, may I ask a question!?

Present Mic: !(I’ll be taking that as making a surprised face ig lol)

Tenya: On the handout, it says there are clearly four types of villains listed! Such an error would be the height of embarrassment for a top-tier national academy of UA’s caliber! The reason we are seated here today is because we need guidance on the path to becoming model heroes!

[Tenya pointing at Izuku]

Tenya: Moreover, what’s with you? Yeah, you, curly haired kid! Can’t you sit still for a second… you’re distracting! If you think UA is some pleasure jaunt, then leave this place at once!

Izuku: Sorry

Present Mic: Okay, okay, thanks for the segue, much appreciated examinee 7111.

Present Mic: The fourth kind of villains you’ll encounter is worth zero points! Lets call them “arena traps”! Have any of you ever played super mario brother before!? 

Present Mic(mumbling): I guess it’s pretty retro

Present Mic: You remember those things that’d go thowmp on you!? There’s a thing like that in each area! Their “gimmick” is that they rampage when crowded!

NPC(1): I see… sounds like one of those stage hazards you just have to slip through and avoid.

Tenya: Thank you very much! I apologize for being rude!

NPC(2): This is really starting to resemble a video game.

Present Mic: Well, that’s enough for me!I’ll leave you all with a presentation on the “school precepts” of this academy of mine! As a certain “hero” by the name of Napoleon Bonaparte once said “A true hero never stops overcoming the misfortunes in life”! 

Present Mic: Now let’s move to the main event “plus ultra”, and may you all gladly suffer the trails to come!

[Izuku stares at his paper with his area nervously]

[Izuku standing outside of unnamed area]

Izuku: It’s so big.

NPC(1): This might as well be a whole town! How many replica sites like this exist on this campus!?

NPC(2): UA’s nuts!

Shoji: Phew

Aoyama: Hehe

Izuku(thinking): Why does everybody seem so confident!? Is nobody nervous at all?! Wait, i guess they’ve all got some kind of equipment to match their quirks.

Izuku: Hmm…

[Spots Ochako]

Izuku(thinking): I-it’s the girl! The one who saved me! She’s been assigned to this area too! I need to thank her!

Tenya: I see what you’re up to. You’re planning to measure that girl's power of concentration. 

[Tenya grabs the poor nervous Izuku]

Izuku: Eekk!

Tenya: And who exactly are you, my friend!?

Izuku: W-who me?

NPC(1): he’s the kid who’s been acting like a weirdo since he arrived at the front gate

NPC(2): The kid who can’t stop shaking in his boots.

NPC(3): Well, that just means there’s one fewer rival to worry about, right?

Izuku(thinking): They think they’re lucky to have me as a opponent

Present Mic: And start!

Everyone: huh?

Everyone: eh?

Present Mic: What’s the matter!? There's no such thing as a countdown in real life! Run! Run! Consider the baton tossed!

[Everyone runs first leaving Izuku in the back]

Izuku(thinking): I started late! Calm down man, calm down! It’s all in your head, it’s alright! I’ve still got a chance! I can still do it! I’ll become the me I was meant to be! I’m going to become a hero!

Izuku: All Might’s got my back!

[Izuku has a flash back to the beach]

[Izuku has a sour face after eating the hair]

All Might: Excellent, you ate it! See, hair’s not that bad!

Izuku: I don’t feel any different though.

All Might: Well, of course not! What do you think stomachs are lined with? Tissue paper?

All Might: I’d give it two, maybe three hours for the effects to bubble up?

Izuku: Ahh, my nerves are shot! I gotta shower and eat breakfast too!

All might: Don’t forget, kid!

[Izuku looks to All Might]

All Might: You may be a vessel now, but just barely- a hurried construction you could say.

All Might: Plus, you’ve had no time to break in the power… be prepared for a shock to your system! We don’t have time for a more indepth explanation, so for now let’s just leave it at that.

[End of flashback]

Izuku(thinking): When you use “one for all”; clench your asshole and scream from the bottom of your heart: Sm–

[Izuku freezes at the one point robot before him]

Robot: Target lock-on, murder

Izuku(thinking): Shit! A robot, shit!

[Izuku frozen in fear]

Izuku(thinking): Why can’t I move!? I’m just too damned use to cowering! You idiot, why can’t you just…

[Aoyama appears and belly button shoots the robot away]

Aoyama: Art of seduction!

Aoyama: Merci! A nice team player!

[Aoyama winks at Izuku]

Aoyama: nevertheless, it seems we shall not cross paths again!

Aoyama: Adieu!

Izuku: “Won’t cross paths again”!?

Present Mic: 6 minutes and 2 seconds left!

Izuku: Gah!

Izuku(thinking): This… is bad! Really bad!

Ochako: Phew… twenty-eight points!

Izuku(thinking): Eh!?

Tenya: foty-five points!

Izuku(thinking): Eh!?

NPC: thirty-two!

Izuku(thinking): The number of villains are dropping by the second!

Izuku(thinking): Shit!

Izuku: They never told us the amount of villains there were when placing them!

[Random people in the observation room]

NPC(1): A strict time limit and a vast amount of battlegrounds… nothing quite like it to bring out everyone's ardor into the open and uncover their skills. 

NPC(2): The ability to grasp the situation quickly and accurately.

[Panel shows Shoji]

NPC(2): Insight!

NPC(3): the ability to stick adynamic entry without ever being late to the party

[Panel shows Tenya]

NPC(3): Agility!

NPC(4): The ability to face any obstacle with coolness and composure.

[Panel shows Aoyama]

NPC(4): Judgment!

[Panel shows bakugou]

NPC(5): And ofcourse, sheer “fighting poweress”

NPC(6): We can gauge their respective levels of foundational skills by the point level system.

NPC(7): Oh my, we’ve ranked in a bumper crop this year.

[A hand reaches out to push the button to send out the 0 pointer robot]

NPC(8): We can’t be too sure of that yet.

NPC(8): The thing to really test their mettle is this!

[Observation room cut scene ends, back to Izuku and everyone else on the battlefield]

[Ochako, Izuku, and Tenya stare at the zero-pointer in shock]

Izuku(thinking): That’s the gimmick that’ll rampage when crowded!? That’s ridiculously huge!

[Zero Pointer smashes part of the city with ease]

???(idk who says this, but I wanna say it’s Present Mic): Menace of supreme dread!

[Izuku stays in shock and gets ready to run as everyone passes him]

Izuku: Is this some big joke!? I’ve gotta escape, but then I’ll get no points!

Izuku: Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! I’m still at zero points! Am I doomed!?

Izuku(thinking): Everything All Might gave me will go to waste!

Ochako: Ow…

[Izuku looks back to see Ochako stuck under rubble]

Izuku(thinking back to Ochako’s words): I think it would be a bad omen if you tripped, you know?

[Izuku running back to Ochako as he pumps up one for all]

NPC in the observation room(1): Look. That boy has exhibited no merit whatsoever and that is exactly why those times he does rise to the top, will be all the more pronounced! That is the hero's principle!

Ochako: Eh…

Izuku(thinking): Clench your asshole super right and scream the word from the bottom of your heart!

Izuku: Smmaaassh!

[Izuku punches the robot with one for all]

Izuku: oh…

[Ochako, Tenya, and everyone else on the field looks at Izuku with amazement as he begins to fall out of the sky]

Izuku: wahhh(screaming noises ig??)

Extra Info: Izuku finished the test with 1 minute and 5 seconds left.

Chapter Four

Izuku(thinking): It’s the same situation as back then!

[Panel shows the sludge villain attack]

[Izuku falling out of the air]

Izuku(thinking): But this time it’s different!

Izuku: Ooooooo

[Panel shows a busted up zero pointer]

Izuku(thinking): Hold on, I got All Might's power now, right!? I clobbered that thing like it was nothing!

Izuku(thinking): So landing outta be a piece of cake!

[Izuku looks at his arm as it begins to crack and break]

Izuku(thinking back to All Might’s words): Don’t forget kid– you may be a “vessel” now, but barely. A buried construction, you could say. Be prepared for a shock to your system.

Izuku(thinking): So this is what he meant! I’m an idiot!

Izuku(thinking): Duh, this is All Mights power!

[Panel shows a cup of water]

Izuku(thinking): It was only ten months! I’ve only scratched the surface of controlling it! All I can do right now is house a borrowed power! I can’t believe I got such a big head, even if it was for only a moment!

Izuku(thinking): Get a grip, man! All I’ve been given so far is the right to stand on the starting line! Nothing more!

Izuku(Thinking): Think man! What do I do? What do I do!?

[Izuku sobbing as he falls in the air]

Izuku: uhhh(cries of pain)

[Izuku gears up for a detroit smash]

Izuku(thinking): My right arm and both of my legs are broken, but I’ve still got my left arm! If I time it just right, I can break my fall with just a punch! But if I swing a second too late or a second too early, I’m done for! And if I survive, I still got zero points, not to mention if I break my arm… my hopes of passing vanish.

Izuku: wahhhhhh

[Ochako slaps Izuku across the face]

[Izuku and Ochako levitating off the ground]

Ochako: Skill… Release.

[Izuku and Ochako both fall on the ground]

Izuku: gwowwhhh[Pain sounds?? I’m sry idk what these are]

[Ochako holds her hand, trying to not barf]

Izuku(thinking): She saved me! Or rather she managed to, is she alright? It doesn’t seem like she’s wounded.

Izuku(thinking): Thank god.

[Izuku, looking at Ochako]

Izuku(thinking): I don’t know how to thank you.

Izuku(thinking): Now… if I… could just… get a single point!

[Izuku, wheezing as he army crawls]

Present Mic: The test is over!?

[greyborn2]

Choose violence ask game! 19. you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...

20. part of canon you found tedious or boring

Choose Violence Ask Game

Ooooooh! Starting off strong!! 19: Really had to wrack my brain for this'n because I have so little shame about my opinions but no... I found a thing. The Shivering Isles. Not just the dlc, but, like, the entire realm as a worldbuilding thing. And it is awful. I should hate it. It has absolutely atrocious ways of depicting actual mental illness, Sheo is my most despised prince and top of my 'most evil prince actually' list, it is so much more whimsical than most stuff I like but at the same time...? It just has an energy that draws me in. Wonderlandy meets fae vibes to it all. Its fun and frightening and tantalizingly interesting. And there are (mad) rules to it all, which overcomes my normal dislike of whimsy. The people, even if awful representation, just make for super strong characters because that's what you get when you gimmick them up as hard as everyone in the Isles is. IDK. I should hate it, by all rights, and I still hate Sheo... but the Isles? The Isles I love.

20: For a long, long, loooong time it was redguard lore. I found them really disconnected from everything else in the setting and sorta 'tacked on' feeling. That feeling has very much changed as my knowledge of TES lore has deepened since my childhood and teen years (when I disliked them) to now. I used to dislike that they were the ONE human race not originating from atmora, like everyone else, but with the strong theory that old pre-ehlnofey war mundus was one continent that only later got broken apart in said war I started accepting it. Continent gets blasted to pieces, folks are gonna end up scattered. I used to dislike how completely unrelated most of their gods were to all other tamrielic gods... but then dug in more and learnt that, no, you can still compare pretty much all of them to other gods they just have far more different names than a lot of the other god-variants. Honestly I think a lot of my bleh-ness for their lore just came from unfamiliarity, since I didn't dig into them early, and me disliking sand and desert areas. Now I really dig redguards a lot. Anyways, that isn't now... so as for actual current answer? Nothing majorly honestly. I adore TES to pieces. I ravenously eat it up. Buuuuuut there are a few little things that generally still grab me a little less. Small scale politics (such as between petty breton kings or cyrodiilic counts) rather than large scale (province scale) politics, just because they tend to be unimportant really, Nocturnal and Clavicus Vile as a whole, a lot of 'modern' (2E onwards) nord lore... I don't dislike any of those things but, yea, less interest.

[swordcats]

today is my last day at home oh fuck

[lepusrufus]

Daniela and her maiden are just gonna canoodle in the bed and poor maiden’s roommates walk in and freeze when they see Daniela mouth “Don’t wake her up” while she pulls that wicked sickle from under the pillow, and maiden just grumbles and buries herself more into Daniela while pulling the blankets over her. Maiden does not have to argue for an extra piece of toast that morning for breakfast. But I also assume that poor lil maiden will be shit talked very privately behind her back. How could anyone sleep with the crazy daughter? how could anyone enjoy that monster’s company?

Ooooooh anon this idea is absolutely brilliant! Anita is really sweet so it doesn't take long for other maids to start both resending her and judging her like no tomorrow. She and dear unhinged Nicole would most likely bond a little over being judged and avoided by mist staff. Except Nicole has, as some would say, thicker skin and is at least liked by the older maids while poor Dani's girl is all alone. I had to write a little drabble based on this

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Free days were becoming increasingly quiet and lonely, with how the other maids tended to avoid her. 

How could anyone enjoy that monster's company?

Anita winced at the memory of her whispering colleagues from this morning, before they realized she was within earshot and scurried away. The cold cobblestone of the garden steps did nothing to alleviate her miserable state of mind, quite the opposite actually. She wished she could spend some time with Daniela, but today she was hunting with her sisters so she was left to her own devices. Besides, she wasn't really looking to cause a bloodbath if the redhead inquired about her mopey demeanor. 

"Hey." 

She was snapped out of her thoughts when another person plopped down beside her with two cups of what looked to be tea. 

"Oh, Nicole. Hi. What are you doing here?"

"I'm on break and you looked like a shivering kicked puppy. Thought I'd bring you something warm." She emphasized her words by extending one of the cups in Anita's direction. 

She gladly took it, trying to take a sip but instead grimacing when the hot liquid burned her lips. Nicole didn't seem to mind though, as she was drinking her tea while watching the vine covered statues in the yard. The girl seemed to enjoy sitting in silence but the longing for a conversation with someone pushed Anita to start some sort of small talk. 

"I didn't know you were on the afternoon shift. I never see you around." It sounded more like something you'd say at an office job than in a castle in the middle of nowhere, Romania. 

Nicole furrowed her brows, as if Anita was missing some kind of detail everyone and their dog was aware of. 

"I work in the dungeons with Cassandra. Apparently the cook really appreciates how I section bodies and the Lady put me on permanent chopping and weapon cleaning duty." 

Her nonchalance was in contrast with the gruesome words and it made Anita grimace. She looked down at the small ripples on the surface of her tea and sighed, not quite ready to give up on a conversation.

"Do the other maids talk about you? You and...Cassandra?" 

Her voice was small and barely audible, but the other girl turned to her nonetheless. Then her gaze shifted towards a small group of maids also spending their free time in the garden who seemed to try very hard to not look in their direction.

"I'd assume so." 

"Doesn't it ever get to you?" 

"Hard to take their words to heart when I know tomorrow I may have to perform a mock autopsy on them, you know?" 

This time Anita curled in on herself a little, unable to stop a physical reaction at the words. She was painfully aware that she could have been one of the maids turned into wine and food. Noticing this, Nicole took some pity on her and changed the subject.

"Look, are you happy with Daniela?" 

That seemed to distract Anita from images of bodies hanging from hooks and she stilled. She took another long sip from her cup and finally answered.

"Yes. I know what the other maids say about her but once you get to know her she's really sweet and-" she was interrupted by a hand in the air. 

"You really don't need to explain yourself to me, of all people." 

An amused smirk was present on Nicole's lips and Anita couldn't help but chuckle herself. The maids generally couldn't decide which of the two younger sisters was the worst, often going on personal experience to back their claims. At least they had something in common, even if that was an apparent preference for dangerous vampiric women. 

After that they fell into a comfortable silence, finishing their tea and watching as maids went in and out of the yard. Until a familiar buzzing reached their ears and she was scooped up into strong arms. Daniela's giggling, that she had grown to love, only stopped briefly when the redhead leaned in for a kiss that was gladly returned. 

"We got back early. And we caught a huge buck!" Her excitement was intoxicating and it made the other two giggle too. "Oh hey Nicole, Cassandra was looking for you in the dungeons." 

Nicole's eyes widened and she sprung up, quickly grabbing the cup from Anita's hands and starting to walk towards the doors with hurried steps, clearly having lost track of time. "Fuck." 

"See you at dinner?" Daniela asked after her in her usual sultry voice. 

"Never!" 

After the doors shut, Daniela's yellow gaze returned on Anita with that wicked glint that she knew all too well. 

"I think I'm going to take a hot bath, I'm awfully sore," she said, pouting for dramatic effect. "Care to join me?" 

Anita rolled her eyes, recognizing the code word for come draw me a bath, I'm a spoiled rich kid, but getting to share a bath with the redhead afterwards felt like a good enough deal. She couldn't deny that her muscles needed some relaxing, even though she didn't know how much "relaxing" would last with Daniela, but she accepted nonetheless. 

[tsuki-sennin]

It's Vicin' time!

The final form episode! It's comin' in hot! Burnin' like a son of a bitch! A certified Dad moment is within our grasp! Y'all know what time it is!

-Hiromicchi, my friend Hiromicchi!!!

-"Yeah, I kinda had to duck out of the plot for a long time... landed a role in the Ouran stage show. Sorry about your family issues, by the way. Life sucks. :("

-...my boys are really having this chat while soaking wet and naked jhlkkg

-"Hiromi! Hiromi! :D"

-Same, Love-chan.

-Ohhhhhhh, thank god, the civilian casualties have been minimized.

-You really kicked your ass into gear, Hiromicchi!

-Dom Toretto would be proud of your belief in your family, Yukimi.

-Damn, George's rage is palpable. ...I'm actually pretty proud of his progression from "Sinister Mad Scientist" to "Autistic man doing his damnedest to keep his shit together in spite of his friends' and all of humanity's lives being in danger."

-Ooooooh, there he is. Dad's comin' in hot.

-Rose Murder. ...Kyouji Murakami feels a shiver down his spine from his place in hell.

-"I will wake him up."

-I really like Akaishi's little glass earth thing.

-Sooooooooo, that's terrifying.

-Well, he's not exactly wrong about the "plaguing the cosmos" part. People idolize an elitist credit-stealing douchebag who thinks shooting cars into space is a reason to suck his dick.

-"Bro, are you sure about this? This is a terrible surge."

-"Weeeell... okay. I really fucked up."

-Man... I really feel for George.

-"Ah c'mon, I'm not gonna die! I'm gonna look cool for my son, for once."

-"We are just a normal family you'd see anywhere." ;;

-OH JESUS CHRIST THAT'S A LOUD ONE

-Yeah Buu-san, I feel that. ...or perhaps, Irabu oughta be more appropriate, now that I finished Vail Legacy.

-"Yeaaaaah, you're probably gonna die."

-Man...

-George Karizaki's really feeling it.

-I have a really poor relationship with my own father, but unlike George and Masumi, it is well and truly irreparable for reasons I have absolutely no interest in divulging to you. I want these two stupid, cruel men to make up and reach an understanding.

-Man... Genta's really about to put it all on the line.

-Oh look, it's Hikaru-kun. Epic.

-Yeeeeeeah,

-Zenryoku Zenkai! #HustleVice!

-Bitches be killin' it out there!

-Oh hey, Dai-chan!

-OH THAT'S RIGHT

-That Rex Deadman from the first episode was Hiromi's inner demon! I totally forgot about that!

-So, having no inner demon really DOES make you self-destructively overzealous...

-OHHHHHH SHIT KARIZAKI

-THAT'S HIS SON'S ROCK

-YOOOOOOOOOO

-H-hey, don't just leave Genta there!

-So, could these fights with Jeanne and Aguilera be considered a "date"?

-OHHHH SHIT VAIL

-So, Vail's interest in Genta is looking a lot less like an abuser-turned-stalker and more of one of self-preservation.

-Ohhhhh, he's misty.

-"Uhhhh... yeah, you guys have Sakura here, you got this! Vice and I will be right back, don't worry about it!"

-Ooooooooh, Dad's dyin'!

-Jesus Christ, this is horrifying.

-Hooooooly shit, Ikki smashed it with his bare hands.

-Damn... Ikki's family is truly what cares about more than anything else. Going the extra mile.

-OH SHIT IT'S FLYIN' TO GIFF

-Oh hey, Ptera Remix. Epic, I missed you.

-Oooh shit!

-Ooooooh, it's two magnet-y things!

-I am thou! Thou art I!

-Big Bang! Come On! Giffard Rex!

-LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

-Ouuuuugh, that's a spicy jingle.

-No one can stop us now!

-Let's waste these motherfuckers!

-YEAAAAAAAH

-OOOOOOOOOOOH A WHOLE SQUAD

-Gatakiriba Moment

-Yeah, this is awesome

-Let's stomp this bitch!

-Final Remix!

-Is that a ball? OHHHHH BECAUSE IKKI USED TO BE A SOCCER PLAYER OOOOOOOOUGH MY HEART

-Here it comes! The banger of a finisher!

-3!

-2!

-1!

-Hot damn! That was baller as fuck. ...no pun intended.

-Wait. Did we? Did we win!? We closed the big Giff Hole!

-Oh, of course not, we got several episodes left.

-Kagerou? Are you in there somewhere?

-"Maaaan, you're so serious, are you even our dad at this point."

-Aaaaaaaah, Papa's back!

-...y'know, I have a sneaking suspicion that Junpei Shiranami was always as goofy as Genta. It's just that Vail and Noah somehow shut his whole personality down.

-Uncle Buu-san :)

-If only Dai-chan were here...

-That's our whole stamp sheet! Done and dusted! Man... I'm gonna be really missing our Igarashi fam when Geats comes around.

-Weekend rise up!

-Man... I wonder why the Reiwa era keeps having its secondaries be played so hard. First was Fuwa being pinballed all around on all fronts by MetsubouJinrai, ZAIA, and even Aruto... then was Rintaro spending a whole 10 episodes with a massive inner struggle with an organization he views as his family... and now Dai-chan, slowly going sicko mode without Kagerou there to give him some much needed selfishness.

-I don't expect this thread to be resolved next episode, but I sure hope we see a major change at least.

[growling]

ep9 + ep10:

ep9:

ooooo yosano backstory time??

tiny yosano :))) and 26-year old mori too ig.....

mori stop i got violent flashbacks to that one s3 line

damn elise was around for a LONG time. but she looks older atm

me when characters are simultaneously revered and abused for the and the the then and-

yosano really going thru it huh

ranpo once again proving himself to be the best person to ever exist

getting shivers man. one of the bsd episodes i've ever seen

ep10:

UH OH THEY GOT FUCKING EXPLODED LMAO

oh so he didn't make a deal with the military police...... i knew i could trust francis with my life

woohoo francis let's go!!!!

and let's go gin!! say hi to your gay brother for me ive been worried

ooooooh hirotsu's ability coming back :)))) get BLASTED idiot

oh so it wasn't THEIR vehicle that exploded.......

yosano hiii now there's three of us :)))) also yay transaction completion timee

OH? that guy??? or did they steal that...... anyway thx gin <3

ooooh hirotsu's ability is called falling camellia...

hirotsu uh oh :(((

HIROTSU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LIKED THAT OLD MAN

oooh who was your brother port mafia ginger guy??

oh tachihara. thats the name. i will TRY to nt forget it a few minutes later

OH WAIT IS THAT THE. THAT ONE BLOOD MIND CONTROL THINGY?? Oh wait no thats the metal thingy

my guess is that The Guy got revived by the novel and thats why he's so weird in the existing area

oh back to fyodor and dazai's two man comedy show :3

oh was the metal guy always the fifth angel or did he get written into that by the novel just to fuck around with it,

cause his design is too generic for a main boy <3333333 sorry metal guy

mannequin????

whoop the angels are here. peter

HUH TACHIHARA???? were you always working for them or was that written into the book.

im just doubting everything huh! the book existing has ruined me i cannot trust anything anymore

anyway bsd season 4 let's go gamers

ep1:

still waiting for chuuya to get unbooked. notify me immediately once he gets unbooked i can't take thsi

oh hi fukuzawa. put his wrinkles back on ffs

fukuzawa and ranpo flashback episode pretty please??

LET'S GOOOOOOO

oh oda's the assassin?? killer baby

ranpo voice heard my waters are cropped

i do not accept ranpo being the same age/older than oda. i will not accept this. let oda be like. 30+ or whatever

whys ranpo giving me ouma vibes in this outfit

ranpo don't care sunglasses emoji

oh yeah i had the feeling the secretary was the killer from the moment ranpo walked in lmao. now danganronpa execute him

coolest kid you've never met

good for ranpo for getting kicked out of the police after exposing all their shit as a teenager

snitch ranpo we love to see it it's okay if he does it he can do whatever he wants forever he's never been wrong in his life

orphan lore

oh he's 14 now. baby

"well done for today-" "that's it?? you're talking to a 14-year old who lost his parents his job and his future. thats all you got??" yes ranpo go fight for that sympathy points make that old man cry and shake from guilt

he's so sillyyy......... "*2 seconds after walking out the door* help me mister bodyguard i don't have work or a place to stay im going to die" yes ranpo go fight for that house and income pluck that old man out of everything he got (morally correct). i love how it literally works and fukuzawa says yeagh sure every time

with every single minute ranpo is on screen. i swear. with every single damn frame of that guy he gets more and more npd. like. that is a narcissist. you wrote a narcissist and made him the coolest most swag guy in the anime. and that's not even mentioning that guy's massive fucking autism and adhd

is this gonna be like rain code chapter 2 where where-

fukuzawa sweating voice damn that kids a genius and also deeply deeply unnerving why is he so op in the smarts stats what happened in his early childhood to ruin him forever like this

and ranpo's utterly clueless to that too he just thinks everybody else is an idiot or just acting real weird and hiding what they know for some reason.

"ive only just met you so i don't know much but- *lists his entire fucking biography*"

LEAVE THE BOY ALONE YOU KNOCKED HIM OVER FUKUZAWA YOU MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A CRUEL AND WICKED PERSON YOU WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH YOU HAVE NOT AND NEVER WILL CHANGE IN A MEANINGFUL WAY. CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THIS...............

oh ok he apologized. but can he ever truly be forgiven........

the hat :)

new sonboy acquired