#skibidi toilet took up a weirdly large portion of this party

[frogmanfae]

Newsies as things that I heard at the party I was just at

Davey, Crutchie, and Albert: *talking about a song*

Davey: Wait there are words on the screen but it's just instrumental??

Albert: oh wait yeah??

Crutchie: Oh yeah I've been restarting the same 2 bars over and over again for the past 2 minutes to see if you guys would notice *holds up the remote*

Blink: That rain was juicy

Davey: Cottage core Kim Kardashian NO I MEAN KIM POSSIBLE I GOT TOO WRAPPED UP IN THE ALLITERATION

Race: There's a car part up my crotch!!!

Finch: Are you really playing Family Feud on 360??

Buttons: I have the autism socks

Davey: You have THE autism socks??

Buttons: Yeah!!

Davey: They make those???

Buttons: No no I just have special socks I have to wear because other socks overwhelm me. These and I have one specific pair that's hot pink and also are fine

Davey: What about the trampoline socks with the sticky stuff?

Buttons: YOU MEAN THE GRIPPY SOCKS FROM THE PSYCH WARD???

Buttons: Oh you have THAT autism?

Sarah: HE'S GOT THAT 2MM DEFEATER

Race: Ooooooh I'm blinded by her coooch no I can't sleep until I suck someeee dick

Albert: please stop

Race: ooooooh I'm suckin dick tonight-

Spot: *hits him*

Henry: I wanna eat it

Splasher: Please do not eat the pepper spray

Jack: Why does everyone here have glasses?

Davey: We're all gay, everyone knows gay people can't see

Mush: Not all heroes wear capes, some of them are gay

Romeo: You like women just not in the hanky panky way

Race: *picks up a tiny toy egg plant* IT'S AN EGG PLANT!!

Albert: *takes it* rah *gives it back* you can have it I don't want it

Race: *holds it by Albert's leg* It's as big as yours!!

Albert: *shoves him* shut up

Finch: *accidentally steps on Davey's foot like 4 times in his socks* We keep having toe connections I'm sorry

Davey: *shrugs* It's cool

Race: The only time I identify as a woman is when you hit me so I can say that you beat women

Albert: *sobbing but also laughing* I DON'T NORMALLY HIT WOMEN

Romeo: *runs across the room that's so loud you have to yell to hear the person next to you* I heard my name

Davey: Other species have bodies that naturally make sense while giving birth but our hips are more narrow so we can walk on two legs

Finch: So as humans we're actually inferior

Davey: *nodding* We die a lot

Albert: Didn't we fix that?

Race: Spread Eagle, full split, reverse scorpion-

Jack: I'm begging you to stop

Albert: *screaming running down the stairs*

Crutchie: What happened??

Albert: *sobbing* HE PUT HIS FOOT IN MY MOUTH

Jack: who???

Albert: *still sobbing* RACE

Crutchie: Oh my god NOBODY IS EATING PEPPER SPRAY

Jack: I could eat pepper spray. I could handle it

Crutchie: Oh my god you're such a man

Jack: *flexes with a smug look*

Crutchie: I mean that negatively

Jack: Oh...

Race: You know it's insane when I'M the voice of reason

Jack: Play 18 naked cowboys

Race: What does gonorrhea taste like??

Finch: I mean probably bad?

Buttons: Oh, that guy just got murdered :(

Race: September was a bad month for America

Davey: I was born in September!!

Race: Me too!

Davey: Oh I guess it was a bad month

Race: Yeah that's right, fag bag

Davey: :0

Tommy Boy: This is you... Before the lobotomy??

Race: *About a skibidi toilet compilation* this is exactly like the walking dead

Albert: The neighbors probably think we're being beaten to death but it's literally just skibidi toilet

The whole gang: *intensely watching 56 episodes of skibidi toilet*

Jack: Did he just suck all of those guys??

Crutchie: The tv just UwUed??

Spot: Ahem

Elmer: ...

Spot: ...

Elmer: Do you want attention or were you just-

Spot: Oh no I was just clearing my throat

Elmer: oh, you just did it in a way that-

Spot: Yeah I realize that now

Spot: ...

Spot: some attention would be nice though also thank you

Henry: Why is Joe Biden in a toilet??

Blink: Not the UPS- I mean USB!!

Elmer: *jolts*

Albert: !...

Elmer: *totally normal*

Albert: You good?

Elmer: Oh yeah, I don't shiver I just do one big