#OOOH MY GOODNESS SO ROMANTIC!! <33 ;W;

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@artstar1997

=O0O=❣️❣️Oooh, woweee~!💓🤩💓How you captured Holly and Ted as Cinderella and her Prince Charming, they look absolutely divine and enchantingly romantic~💕🥰💘I absolutely love, love, LOVE it all so the stars~!✨💝=^o^=💝✨

Holly looks absolutely gorgeous in her beautifully designed dress and Ted looks so handsome and charming (literally~😚) as he and his fair princess dance happily together~💞🎶😍

Awww, thank-you ever so, sooo much, my dear!🫂This really made my day and you did a fantastic job! 😊👍🏻Bless you and keep it up!💖🤗xoxo.

For my next Fairytale AU art, here’s Holly Darlin’ and Lil’ Ted (@jade-green-butterfly’s OC) as Cinderella and her Prince Charming. I kinda like how Holly Darlin’ is a hard worker and an enthusiastic perfectionist and how she is paired with Lil’ Ted, a short country troll who is short but strong and big hearted with his personality balancing hers.

I find the story Cinderella a perfect match for them because Holly’s orange color kinda reminds me of a pumpkin that Cinderella rides to the ball and come to think of it, her and Lil’ Ted’s lower bodies and legs are those of a horse, the animal that the mice were transformed into so that they can pull Cinderella’s pumpkin carriage.

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everything divisible by 3

3. What do you think makes your writing stand out from other works?

hmmm i’m not sure what stands out most for other people but when i read my own fic, the thing i find most genuinely funny is when i slip and throw in some vocab or sentence construction that’s obviously from ~my day job. my absolute favorite example of this is from a sex scene:

(a million years ago, in college, i took a lit class that was like, literature for STEM majors or w/e, looking at books from a more scientific perspective, and we read dr jekyll and mr. hyde and did a whole thing about how Robert Louis Stevenson had studied engineering so a lot of his work has elements of like -- the conservation of matter & the forces required to do something, etc, etc. so i’ve always been a little charmed by the idea that as a ~writer~ certain other aspects of my background show up sometimes, entirely by accident.)

6. What element of writing do you find comes easily?

Coming up with plots that i then never write.

But yeah in general I’m good at like, plotting out an AU (or even an in-world) fic that could be interesting, and posting about it vaguely, and then doing absolutely nothing with it.

When it comes to things I actually DO write -- idk nothing comes easily but sex scenes are actually much easier (if more embarrassing) for me to actually get on paper (as it were) than almost anything else.

9. Which character(s) do you find most difficult to write?

i have trouble writing characters i just don’t like very much but feel like i have to include for some reason -- like rey is never my favorite character in a star wars fic but as i talked about recently, she’s so important to finn that it feels OOC to write finn and not have her around in some capacity. but i have a hard time getting a read on her/her voice so i uh. sometimes cheat and just have her off stage for most of the fic. 

12. Tell us about a WIP you’re excited about.

I’m excited to have the massive oft-abandoned finnpoe AU done with! I call it the The West Wing/Bunheads mashup that -- literally no one would ever think of, why does it exist? who knows. But it features some political snarking and some explorations of race and sexuality and rose is really fun in it (imo) and there’s some good leia & poe vibes that aren’t them being like, replacement family for each other (since they still have actual families of their own). and i’m still working through it but there’s also an element of dealing with an issue that i’m still not over, i.e., the fact that leia is so relentlessly and obviously pushing poe into a leadership position when it really doesn’t seem to be what poe wants. 

I’m also vaguely excited for some random johnchas stuff that I keep planning to write based on chastantine anons i’ve gotten -- I really hope those folks are still around and haven’t been scared off by how -- slow I am at writing anything.

15. What’s the weirdest fandom you’ve ever written for?

Les Mis lmfao. Like Les Mis fandom is so fucking wild on every front -- so, so wanky -- and i felt like a total outsider the whole time i was in it. there’s some good valvert stuff but for the most part, man, i’m glad to be out of it.

18. Wildest fic you’ve ever written?

Oooh tie between the John Constantine/Jake Peralta things (WHY) and the John/Chas/Trenchcoat fic, bc also, WHY.

21. Favorite pairing to write for? (platonic or romantic!)

Shamefully, it’s still John & Chas. Like I can’t even really say why -- the show is so long ago, none of the new stuff John is in really deals with it, but I just -- i’m love them, your honor!!!

they just idk hit the exact right vibe that i like, to wit: 

1) Friends to lovers

2) Foundational angst

3) Inability to speak of Feelings on both sides (so I don’t have to do the exhausting “Pls talk to me!!!”/”No I SHAN’T” fights)

4) Size difference

5) Unabashed physicality (which ties into...

6) The fact that they don’t talk but have a lot of FEELINGS and at least one of them is really into sex means they theoretically would eff a lot but not talk about it and idk i just enjoy that

24. One-shots or multi-chaptered works?

One shots. I find chaptered works so stressful -- I try to NEVER post anything multichapter without having completed the whole thing (every single time I’ve tried to post something that’s still a WIP, with the assumption that ‘well i know where this is going it’ll be easy enough to get the next chapter up within the week’ i have NEVER succeeded in finishing).

But since I don’t start posting till i’m done, it’s hard to get the motivation to finish, bc I’m not getting the necessary praise and attention that I really bank on to have the motivation to keep going. 

And even when I DO finish, the new stress becomes -- how often should i post chapters? how often should i read & respond to comments? if the comments seem to suggest readers believe something is going on that’s NOT what’s going on, should I tell them? Or should I change the fic according to those comments? Or should I not read ANY comments till it’s done?

Or -- and this is usually how exhausted i am with the whole process -- should I just post the whole 60,000 word fic at once, and leave it at that?

One shots are the best. NONE of those stressors. A nice, solid, 10k word one shot that has some smut and some plot and some angst and some fluff is -- the ideal.

27. What’s the nicest comment you’ve ever received?

Someone once said that john/chas shippers were lucky to have me in the fandom and i just about cried. 

also:

In general I just get such lovely comments -- someone once said one of my john/chas fics felt like “something that would’ve happened on the show” (god bless them, bc it did not, but isn’t it pretty to think so), and one time someone was surprised at how few kudos a finnpoe fic of mine had bc they’d liked it so much. that sort of thing always makes my day.

30. Tooth-rotting fluff or merciless angst?

i’m all about the (un)happy medium -- a bittersweet moment of fluff that acknowledges the inherent/unavoidable angst of existence. but i don’t like to write characters actively suffering in very -- in your face ways. i like inner turmoil that is repressed/ignored and is always just about to be unleashed (but usually isn’t).

33. Is there anything you wish your audience knew about your writing or writing process?

i mean i feel bad for always complaining about how hard writing is for me -- like, the privilege of being able to write at all is very real, so for me to bitch that it requires effort seems a bit douchey. but writing is genuinely very rough going for me, partly because i’m always kind of embarrassed about it, partly bc given how hard i am on other people’s writing, i’m in some ways EVEN HARDER on my own. but for all that whining i do -- get genuine joy out of completing a fic, and having it be enjoyed by others. i really am so glad to bring -- any kind of moment of happiness (or, if the fic calls for it, sadness or melancholy) to others. 

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★ fill in the questions as if you are being interviewed for an article and you were your muse.

TAGGED BY:  @fourridersandaking

TAGGING: whoever wants to do it! I might do it with some of the other muses because it was pretty fun.

1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

L: I’m Lerato.

J: JJ!

A: You can call me Aro. Why does he have to be here?

J: G-guys, you said you’d behave...

2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?

L: I believe I just told you...?

J: It’s Jawyr Ravi. I think I’m the only one out of the three of us with a last name.

A: Darrow. Or...in non-beast language, anyway.

3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU’RE CALLED THAT? 

J: Um...it means “dauntless”, or “resolute” in Setian. My parents thought it suited me, but...I’m not so sure about that. I think it was more how they hoped I would turn out.

L: JJ...

A: *ruffles JJ’s hair* Did I ever tell you how I got my name?

J: *shakes head* I just know it’s Fae...

A: Mhm. The old witch that used to help me out before I became the Inari there named me Darrow after her old familiar...which was a cat.

4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?

L: Single.

A: For good reason. Who in their right mind would--

L: I wouldn’t say too much more, Inari. We all know your relationship might end soon with how eager you little shifter is to throw himself into the mouths of trapped gods.

A: You fucker, talk about Lark one more time...!

J: *quickly moves between the two* Hey, enough! Don’t fight here!

5. WHAT ARE YOUR POWERS AND ABILITIES?

J: Lera and I are both death elements. Obviously he’s stronger than I am, though.

L: I suppose the other ability I’m known for is seal, rune, and ward making.

A: Yeah. We all noticed that when you attacked Ativere.

L: Oh, is that why you’re really mad at me...~?

6. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?

L: Blue and black.

J: Amber.

A: Green.

7. HAVE YOU EVER DYED YOUR HAIR?

A&L: *both making faces of disgust* No way.

J: Hey, you agreed on something!

8. DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY MEMBERS?

L: Biologically, no...

A: My older sister, Ayaka, and my niece, Smudge. I also have a...what do you all call it? A god daughter? We call her Syd.

J: It’s just me, my dad, and uncle Fei if we’re just doing by blood.

9. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?

J: My dad has Koda, but I’m allergic to her, so I can’t spend much time with her.

L: Thaneros, though I don’t really think of him as a pet.

10. TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE.

A: Him. *glares at Lera*

L: Hypocrites. *smiles coldly back at Aro*

J: *sighs, shaking his head*

11. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES OR ACTIVITIES YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?

J: Yeah! I like to go for jogs in the morning, before work. I like listening to comedy routines, and I go out with Aelia to drink and dance sometimes, too.

12. HAVE YOU EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE?

L&A: *look over at JJ*

J: Why are you looking at me? We all have...!

13. HAVE YOU EVER… KILLED ANYONE?

L&A: *continue to look over at JJ*

J: Well, yeah, I’m a--

A: Outside of work.

L: They were going to die, anyway. They don’t count.

J: *long pause before finally giving a stiff little nod* Next question?

14. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?

A: A fox. Some people say it’s hard to tell if I’m a fox or a wolf because of my coloring, but the tails should make it pretty obvious, shouldn’t it...?

15. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS.

J: I tend to panic when I mess something up. And I take on too much at once, which...causes me to mess things up more often.

A: I’m secretive. If someone asks about me, I tend to talk, without really saying much of anything.

L: ...

A: Oh no, you better say something. You’re about as far as you get from perfect, Death Dealer.

L: Fine. I’ve been told I can become rather paranoid concerning people I care about.

16. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE?

L: No.

A: Hmm...I looked up to Rhys, I guess. Don’t think that counts, though.

J: I look up to my dad. Well, most of the time, anyway. He does some stuff I don’t agree with.

17. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?

J: I think Lera’s demi, and Aro’s pan. I’m bisexual.

L: You’ve had sex with Sef before, so I’ve heard.

J: Th-that’s...that wasn’t...that w-w-was for Kele, we weren’t really having sex with each other...!

A: Can’t tell if he’s turning red because he’s embarrassed or angry...~

J: Hush...! Okay, I...I guess I might be pan, I don’t know...!

18. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?

A: None of us do.

19. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS SOMEDAY?

A: Technically, I already am married. 

J: But would you ever want kids with Lark?

A: ...! I-I...we haven’t really...*clears his throat, running a hand through his hair*

J: Now who’s turning red?

L: I would like both, though I’m not going to go seeking anyone out...

A: Seriously? You want a family?

L: Got a problem with that?

20. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANS?

A: I don’t know if I would call them fans, but I have a few followers, and a lot of people pray to me, so...

J: I don’t have any, no.

L: A few, but I’m not entirely sure why.

21. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?

J: Being alone? Or...or maybe failure? I’m not really sure.

A: I’m afraid of a lot of things; it’d be hard to pick what I’m most afraid of!

L: Death. I’m an only-life, so I don’t get a reincarnation after this.

22. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR?

J: I tend to go with a more relaxed look, I guess? I have a ton of different shoes I like to wear, too.

A: Hmm...I like to look a bit dressier, I suppose?

L: I don’t really have a set style. Haven’t been back long enough to figure one out.

23. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?

All: Yes.

J: *laughing* Oh, wait...did you mean romantically?

24. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU?

A: I suppose JJ and I would be upper-middle? That one is a bum.

L: Hardly. Though I suppose I would be considered lower-class, since I don’t use modern currency.

J: He doesn’t really understand it, yet~

25. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?

A: I have a lot of friends. Close friends...maybe 5 or 6?

J: Like...3?

L: What’s the point of considering someone a friend if they’re not going to be close to you...?

26. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE?

J: It sounds really good about now...

A: Blueberry is my favorite.

J: Oooh, make it blueberry cheesecake, and I’m game.

A: Does cheesecake even count as a pie?

J: It does now!

27. FAVORITE DRINK?

J: Coffee!

A: Hmm...maybe sake? Whiskey’s good too, though. The demon brew; that stuff is amazing.

L: I agree with JJ, coffee is fantastic.

29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE?

A: Ativere.

J: Favorite place? Uhh...home, I guess. Around my family and my friends.

L: Anywhere but the Crypts...*makes a face*

A: Obviously you need to go back there, since you didn’t learn your lesson the first damn time. *dodges aside as Lera flicks a few energy-made knives in his direction* That’s it--!

J: Hey...! I said no fighting here...!

30. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE?

A: Of course.

J: There is someone, yeah...I don’t know if it’ll work out or not though, we’ve only been on one date.

A: That doesn’t sound like Kele. Does Jas know?

J: No, and he doesn’t need to just yet!

31. WHAT’S YOUR DICK SIZE?

L: Depends on my form. Ten inches in this form, seven in my other.

A: Eleven. Or...I don’t know, probably around nine if the knot doesn’t fit?

J: L-like six...? Seven? What’s the point of this question?

32. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN?

J: The ocean, but that’s probably just because there’s one right by where I live.

A: Probably. I prefer rivers, since I used to live close to one, but a lake is fine, too.

L: No preference, really. 

33. WHAT’S YOUR ‘TYPE’?

L: I don’t really have one.

J: Just for sex, or for a relationship? I guess I usually have a preference for blondes...

A: Really? I’ve always been more into brunettes. I usually prefer them to be smaller than me too.

34. ANY FETISHES?

J: Knife-play is kind of nice...a-and sensory deprivation?

A: *wrinkles his nose* I feel like I didn’t need to know that about you, JJ. I’m never going to be able to look your dad in the eyes again! *Aro and JJ laugh* Anyway, biting and scenting is pretty big for me. I like people to know what’s mine.

J: Oh, and kissing! Definitely kissing.

L: Kissing? I guess I agree with that. Breath-play, hair pulling, and edging are always good, too.

A: Okay, I definitely didn’t need to know that about you...

35. TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE?

A: Dominant top, usually.

L: It depends on my partner and how I’m feeling. 

A: Have you even had more than one?

L: Just because I’ve never made a habit of offering myself to anybody that looks my way like you do, doesn’t mean I’ve only had one partner.

A: *getting up, rolling up his sleeves* Fuck this, I’m going to kill him if he keeps this up.

L: Good luck with that, Inari. If you were capable of killing me, you would have done it in Ativere.

36. CAMPING, OR INDOORS?

J: *standing between Lera and Aro to hold them apart* Probably indoors? C-can we maybe...cut this short?

37. ARE YOU WAITING FOR THIS INTERVIEW TO BE OVER?

A&L: Yes!

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hi .. 11-20 for da asks

11. dinner dates or brunch dates?

it depends….. brunch is a fun way to start a cute day but dinner dates are really nice if u wanna try somethin new with someone u really like :-)

12. favorite flowers?

oooh i love baby’s breath especially with roses :-) i rly like sweet alyssium, daisies/chamomile, and cherry/apple blossoms a lot!

13. favorite perfume/cologne?

ive been really enjoying this tobacco vanilla perfume i got recently!!! its really nice to mix w other scents like andromedas curse cyberpunk and it smells nice w my sandalwood deodorant. i also am fond of tokyomilk absinthe, its really nice and mossy. im sad they discontinued it!!!

14. favorite candle scent?

i tend to have at least one like pine or balsam candle, i also love nice clean vanilla candles… as for incense i love ambery and resin-y scents like myrrh and copal !!

15. what’s your ideal first date?

oooh, ive always wanted to go on a museum date. i think its cool to see what kind of art resonates with people. art is important to me and its something i want to be able to connect with a partner on and talk about with them yknow?

16. favorite love story?

ooooh this is hard… i cant name a favorite but!!! i just rewatched princess jellyfish and that made me very emotional and there is so much love in that show im excited to read through the manga hehe ALSO seconding melanie’s comic makes me insane i cant wait for u all to read it one day

17. what’s the most attractive thing a person could wear?

copout answer but.. what they feel comfortable in, what brings out their passions, what theyre excited to wear. i personally like a simple fit with nice jewelry. cool pants and a nice shirt, a cute well made dress. i like velvet a lot. also LEATHER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

18. chocolate, vanilla, or red velvet?

RED VELVET !!!!! vanilla ice cream is good and i love chocolate itself

19. snow, rain, or sun?

i do not live near snow so i cant speak to it very well but i Love a nice rainy night and a nice sunny day

20. sweetest romantic memory?

hmm… hard to say but off top someone wanted to visit a cute honeymoon hotel with me i thought that was really cute and i was excited… otherwise idk! i love making and sharing things in smaller moments u know..

thank u <33 happy valentines day :-)

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All the other questions

WROW LETS FUCKIN BUCKLE IN LADS

4.did your appearance change in any way?i cut my hair real short!!!

6.if you traveled where did you go?i’m in florida rn! and i went to milwaukee for a mbmbam show!

8.what fashion trends did you hate?uhhh. i don’t know SHIT about fashion

12.what was your favorite movie of the year?shit i have TERRIBLE memory of movies. was wonder woman this year?????? if so probably that

14.favorite new tv show?i don’t watch tv new a lot hmmm the good place maybe? i haven’t caught up yet tho!

15.favorite new ship/fandom that has taken over a lot of your life, time and tears?bnha for sure! and uhhhh i’ve slent a LOT of emotions on eras/ermic

16.what food did you try for the first time this year?uuHH A LOT fucking. blueberries. uhh. i tried lots of random shit bc i’m a picky eater and am making myself try shit lots but that’s one i remember

18.what was one nice thing you did for someone else?hmm i came home from college a lot of weekends to help my family/sister out w stuff

20.did you develop a new obsession? uhhh bnha lmao

21.did you vote?no

22.did you move?yeah uhh in a lot of ways my family itself moved from our house to my mom and dad each to their own place and then i moved dorm rooms as well

24.did you get a pet?yes!! i got a cat named oregano!!!

25.do you regret not doing anything?hmmm. not that i can think of?

26.do you regret doing something?i can’t think of anything here either (so either i did p good or i have a Shit Memory)

28.did anyone/thing make you so mad it stayed with you for days?oooh yeah a big ol thing happened that fuckt me up a looot

30.did you fall in love?mmm yes? platonically or otherwise yeah? i think?

32.did you start a new relationship?not romantically

33.did you go through a breakup?nope

34.did you have to cut ties with someone?yes

35.who was important to you this year but wasn’t as important last year?dani!! we started talking in october last year and now she’s my best friend!!

36.who wasn’t as important to you this year who was important last year?some friends from hs who i haven’t stayed connected w

39.what was the worst moment of the year for you?getting outed by someone i used to be close to and dealing w that

42.what are you most proud of accomplishing?hmm either getting into the art education major or becoming an exec board member for my campus pride group!!

44.did your opinion of anyone change for the better?hmmm probably? i can’t think of anything specific but i’m sure.

45.did your opinion of anyone change for the worst? lol yeah

46.if you make resolutions did you complete them this year?i’ve never made resolutions before actually

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“92 truths tag meme” - I should be going to bed but this sounded funner :P

tagged by the lovely @shavothehusky ^_^

Rules: Write 92 truths about yourself then tag 25 people

LAST… [1] drink: milk [2] phone call: shit idk lol [3] text message: brother [4] song you listened to: p sure something from the Voltron S1 soundtrack lol [5] time you cried: laughing at some vine compliation last night

HAVE YOU EVER… [6] dated someone twice: nope [7] been cheated on: nope [8] kissed someone and regretted it: not rly [9] lost someone special: yes [10] been depressed: no [11] gotten drunk and thrown up: i have a few horror stories lol

con’t...

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLORS: [12] orange [13] green [14] blue

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… [15] made new friends: a few yeah, mostly work or here [16] fallen out of love: not rly [17] laughed until you cried: all the time lol [18] found out someone was talking about you: yeah some idiot at work overreacted over a situation, long story short it was her fault but she was trying to make me look like a bad guy, thankfully she doesn’t work there anymore lmao [19] met someone who changed you: kinda? I moved in with a friend/coworker and like she didn’t change me as a person persay but she’s the best roomie i’ve ever had and i do feel different bc i’m finally happy with my living situation y’know [20] found out who your true friends are: lmfao yeah i’d say that. like when i went on a special trip with 2 former roommates and after we got back, one of them changed her profile pic to NOT a picture of the 3 of us, but just her & the other girl?? like wow ok thanks for the slap in the face... [21] kissed someone on your facebook list: nope

GENERAL… [22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: i know all of them, isn’t that the point?... i don’t add randos or strangers?? [23] do you have any pets: my roomie has 2 cats whom i call my stepsons lol [24] do you want to change your name: no i like my name actually :) [25] what did you do for your last birthday: i honestly don’t even remember, it was that uneventful lol. i think i just visited my famjam and chilled [26] what time did you wake up: 11:30am huehue [27] what were you doing at midnight last night: laying in bed listening to music [28] name something you cannot wait for: movies!! Avengers Infinity War, Black Panther, Wonder Woman... and Voltron S3 !! [29] when was the last time you saw your mother: idk 2-3 weeks ago? [30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: my job. it sucks the happiness outta me. i hate so much about it now. i jsut want a steady job with good hours and pay that i don’t hate :))) [31] what are you listening to right now: nothing, surprisingly. i almost always have music playing... [32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: yes [33] something that is getting on your nerves: p much everything lmao. short temper queen over here [34] most visited website: tumblr, pinterest, facebook, recently marvel unlimited [35] elementary: yes i went to elementary school. i even passed. [36] high school: yes i went to high school. i even passed. [37] college/university: waste of my time and money since i no longer care about my degree or its related field lmao lmao :))))))))))) [38] hair color: brown [39] long or short hair: in between right now. growing it out again. [40] do you have a crush on someone: asdfghjkl Shiro, Bucky... andmaybeLancebutisthatweirdtosayshitidk [41] what do you like about yourself: i'm very independent and i’m 100% fine with being alone and keeping myself occupied [42] piercings: just mah ears [43] blood type: lmao idk A+ i think [44] nickname: rora [45] relationship status: single [46] zodiac sign: aries [47] pronouns: she/her [48] fave tv show: Voltron, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, TFP, TFA, i used to loooove Criminal Minds, and i’m pretty hooked on Riverdale rn [49] tattoos: noooo i hate needles lol [50] right or left handed: right, but sometimes i think i border on ambidextrous?

FIRST… [51] surgery: never had any, knock on wood... [52] piercing: it took me like 15 years to get my ears pierced no lie lol [53] best friend: had one from kindergarden (age 4) right through high school, and then she just... stopped talking to me when we both went away to university. thanks gurl [54] sport: swimming lessons! and stuck with it for a good 13 years. also did soccer for a long time [55] vacation: first major vacation that didn’t center around our annual camping trip was probably to Western Canada - Alberta and BC. [56] pair of trainers: wut

RIGHT NOW… [57] eating: i just had a spoonful of peanut butter and choc chips bc i fuckin can and i don’t have any reese’s cups lmao [58] drinking: milk [59] i’m about to: go to bed [60] listening to: still nothing lol [61] waiting for: my ass to finish this questionnaire lol [62] want: to get my ass to bed lmao [63] get married: only if Shiro or Bucky are gunna pop outta my screen and into real life lmao [64] career: workin at a large booktore (it’s not as glamourous and wonderful as you’d think...)

WHICH IS BETTER… [65] hugs or kisses: hugs! [66] lips or eyes: EYES [67] shorter or taller: taller [68] older or younger: older (for a romantic partner, and even for friends, a lot of my friends end up being older than me lol) [70] nice arms or nice stomach: arms, baby [71] sensitive or loud: not a fan of loud ppl tbh... [72] hook up or relationship: w/e [73] troublemaker or hesitant: probably hesitant for me lol

HAVE YOU EVER… [74] kissed a stranger: nope [75] drank hard liquor: oooh yes [76] lost glasses/contact lenses: i don’t have them [77] turned someone down: not rly [78] sex on first date: nope [79] broken someone’s heart: don’t think so? [80] had your own heart broken: only pining after unattainables lol [81] been arrested: nope [82] cried when someone died: yes of course. and guess what , if it’s someone close, you cry more often after they’re gone too. thanks eyeballs [83] fallen for a friend: maybe once?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN… [84] yourself: depends on the day lmao [85] miracles: sometimes yes [86] love at first sight: yes [87] Santa Claus: YES FITE ME (i legit wish he was real) [88] kissing on the first date: yes [89] angels: yes and no? i guess i like to believe that some ppl i’ve lost are “watching over me” in some way, even though i’m p much atheist...

OTHER… [90] current best friend’s name: Sam aka idontshootthemessenger <3 and some girls from childhood or work but you don’t need to know thier names [91] eye color: brown [92] favorite movie: omg so many... Transformers (1 & 3), Captain America 2 & 3, Avengers, Saving Private Ryan, Lord of the Rings

i can finally go to bed lmao :P

[nightwingswing]

Special story for the 33+

Thank you my little ‘wings! I’m so happy right now! I hope you like this story and it’s sortof a sequel to  this.

(Promps are open!)

Hope you like it!

After the Christmas party where Bruce proposed to you the household became a nutshell, Alfred and Dick  took upon themselves to  be your wedding planners( SECRETLY), well Alfred made the planning Dick …eagerly helped in everything he can.

“Where do you prefer the ceremony being? The beach? The forest? oh!oh!oh! in the Atalaya! That would be so cool!”

“I don’t think the Justice league would approve, I suggest the beach. It could be a romantic wedding with the sea colored in the pinks, oranges and yellows of the sunset and when they kiss for the first time the moon will be rising in the sky.”

“OMG, Alfred sooooo romantic!”

“I think the two of you have seen to many rom-coms” said Tim looking weirded out at Alfred and Dick’s actions. “And why are you wearing glasses Dick? You don’t need any.”

“What type of wedding planner would I be if I’m not wearing glasses? Also it makes me look fabulous.” Dick said flipping his hair fabulously.

“I don’t know, a normal one?” Tim deadpanned.

“Master Damian is rubbing off on you master Tim”

“HE DOES NO-“

“What’s going on over here?”  You said as you were entering in the living room, where they were “planning”. You dragged your feet over the carpet as you had Damian hugging your waist in a dead grip while whining because “Father doesn’t let me go on patrol, says I’m sick. I ‘M NOT SICK FATHER! THAT WASN’T A COUGHT FATHER! Mommy do something” his face was buried in your shirt. He sure has to be sick if he just called you mommy, but you ain’t complaining.

“NOTHING! THERE IS NOOOOTHING FOR YOU MOM! NO WEDDING PLANS WHATSOEVER HAHAHA!!!” Dick said lying down over the table and all the sheets laying there while laughing nervously. Tim face palmed at Dick’s poor acting. You raised an eyebrow at them.

“Wedding planning?”

“WHAT WEDDING PLANNING? WHO SAID NOTHING ABOUT WEDDING PLANNING!?”

“….You did.”

“I DID? m OM! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Mom???”

“Oh for supes’ sakes! This is stupid!” Tim yelled, eyebrows twitching.

“You are the stupid one, Drake”

“WHAT DID YOU SAY, YOU LITTLE RASCAL?!”

Damian seemed to get over his short lived normal childlike moment and teared himself off of you.

“You wanna fight, drake?!” Damian clenched his fist meanwhile Tim looked at him angrily.

“STOP THE TWO OF YOU!” You shouted.” Tim, you go down and tell your father to come up we’re going off to have a NORMAL family dinner. NOW TIM, N O W.” Tim didn’t have to be told twice as he ran to the batcave. Your other two sons tried to escape but failed.

“DICK” He stopped and looked at you like a deer in headlights. He looked at you fearfully.

“yes mommy?”

“You are going to call Luke and Jason-“

“But mom!”

“NO BUTS! BUTTS ARE FOR SITTING! ARE YOU A BUTT DICK ARE YOU?!”

“no mommy!”

“Some other women would not agree with you, Grayson. As they think you are indeed a butt”

“DAMIAN!” Dick yelled outraged.

“DAMIAN! YOU WILL BEHAVE LIKE A NORMAL 10 YEAR OLD, YOU HEAR ME? YOU WILL GO WITH US TO THIS FANCY RESTAURANT AND YOU WONT FIGHT WITH NO ONE. UNDERSTOOD?”

“Yes, mom!”

“What’s my wonderful fiancée shouting her lugs out for?” Bruce said as he dropped a short loving kiss in your lips. As you were distracted your sons escaped, scared out of their minds.

“Why can’t we have a normal day in this manor?” You hided your face in Bruce’s neck. Kissing his neck. He laughed and hugged you. “But you love it”

“…yeah, I do” you smiled at him. He kissed you and cornered you against the wall, kisses soon became a make out session, his hand inside your shirt searched for your bra.

“Wow, stop right there cowboy. I got to call the girls for our family dinner tonight.”

Bruce’s face fell. You kissed him again.

“If you are a good boy, you will get a prize tonight.” You winked at him. He smirked.

“What prize would that be?”

“Oh well, I’ve just bought a black lace see throught tong with a transparent bra with black lace. I just tough you woul like them, but I was wrong so…”

“NO” You looked at him amused, his eyes we’re blow wide and darkened with lust.

“You want it?”

“Hell yeah”

“So play nice” You kissed him again and leaved the room to call the girls.

“You damn vixen”

///////*****\\\\

All the Batfamily were sitting in this really fancy restaurant, and all was going well, the kids were being civil, Bruce was looking at you with a teasing smirk and Alfred was just sitting there sipping his drink. When suddenly…

“HANDS UP, FOOLS!”

Great.

Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, Two face, The Riddler, Penguin and Scarecrow.

Why were they here?

For the sake of the plot… AND COMITING A ROBBERY!!!

“Riddle me this-“

“NO, I’M SICK OF YOUR FREAKING RIDDLES! SHUT UP” Poison Ivy yelled at poor Eddy who only wanted to do his thing.

“Now everybody! Hand over your money and jewelry!”

The Penguin came to your table and taped your ring with his umbrella.

“Hand it over, pretty bird.”

You’ve had enough.

YOU GO OUT ONE FREAKING NIGHT! ONE. FREAKING.NIGHT. AND THOSE ASSBUTTS COME HERE TO FREAKING MUG YOU?!!!

“NO. FREAKING.WAY, ASSHOLE!”

You launched at him, taking his umbrella from him and whacking him on his little head.

“I GO OUT WITH ALL MY FAMILY ONE. FREAKING.NIGHT AND YOU DECIDE THIS NIGHT YOU WERE GOING TO MUG THIS PLACE.”

They looked at you surprised.

“ALL OF YOU ARE GOIG TO DROP THE WEAPONS AND THE MONEY AND YOU WILL GET THE F*CK OUT OG THERE! IF NOT I WILL F*CKING MAIM YOU AND FED MY GOLDFISH WITH YOUR SKIN!”

You looked positively murderous.

Your family looked impressed

The villains looked scared as f*ck.

Wow, look at the Batmom. Is just as scary as Batman, if not more.

“You sure have balls, miss” Harley said “I like that.” She winked at you as Ivy wacked her on the head.

“We’re going now, but not because you are scary or anything. Just we have enough money already”

As they were leaving you heard them say

“She’s just as scary as Batman” Twoface said

“She’s more like a Batmom “ Riddler said “ She was protecting her family “

“More like Batmomma, ‘cos dang I would hit that”

WHACK

“Aiie, Red with do you hit me?! “

“…”

“Are you jealous, red? OOOH YOU ARE!!! I KNEW YOU LOVED ME!”

“SHUT UP!”

You huffed and straightened your clothes and went to your table were all your family was looking at you as if you were a goddess.

“What?”

“I just fell in love with you all over again”

“Mom, you’re a badass!” Steph said and Cass noded.

“Totally, did you see the villain’s faces?”

“Yeah, they looked f*cking scared out of their minds!” Jason roared with laughter.

You sat next to Bruce as he whispered in your ear.

“ You know, (y/n) I can’t wait to get you home, tear off your clothes and f*ck you senseless all night long. You got me so aroused right now, that stunt, wow so frecking hot.”

You blushed and smiled at your family’s awestruck expression.

Damian  came next to you and hugged your waist, looking up at you with a awe expression.

“Mom you have to become my teacher. I want to learn to do that”

Your heart warmed at his childlike expression.

“Sure thing, dear.”

“You were so awesome, mom. I’m impressed”

Well, this didn’t go as bad as you thought. You had a good time with your family, you stopped a robbery, you got Damian admiration and a wild night with Bruce.

Yep

A good night, indeed

;)

[jade-green-butterfly]

@hildagirl99 B’AWWW, WOWEEE~!! ;//W//; <33 <33 Oooh, my goodness, words cannot describe how adorably romantic this piece looks, with my fave bee and butterfly couple together in real life within the luminous moonlight~ *///.///* <33 It’s just so...EEEEEE~!! >///V///< <33 <33 Merci, merci beaucoup, ma belle cherie! *cuddles* I don’t just like...I absolutely LOVE to the stars, literally~!! <3 =^o^= <3 You’ve done a marvellous job, and Toby and Melissa look so precious together in real life too~ X///3 Bless you my darling and thankies so much again! *hugs* =nvn= <33 xxx.

Toby belongs to @jade-green-butterfly ^^

Mélissa honeybottoms and Toby Emeralda in Real life 🐝❤️🦋✨

[germanottaisgodxo]

All the top threes..

1:Top 3 ice cream flavorsToffeeChocolateCookie dough

2:Top 3 Disney MoviesSnow whiteLion kingRapunzel

3:Top 3 vacation destinationsFranceAustraliaAmerica

4:Top 3 places to shopPrimarkNew LookAsda… hahaha

5:Top 3 subjects of study/classes to takeEnglishBiologyGeography

6:Top 3 make up productsI don’t use make up so

7:Top 3 music artistsLady Gaga x3

8:Top 3 spices/herbsBasilCan I count korma since it’s a curry spice (??)Can’t think of a 3rd

9:Top 3 drinksIRN BRUApple juiceMilk

10:Top 3 apps to useLike game wise?Choices: freshman yearDiner dashVirtual families

11:Top 3 months of the yearJuneJulyAugust

12:Top 3 clothing itemsHoodiesSkinny jeansDecent top

13:Top 3 binge perfect tv showsBig bang theory (I need to catch up ahhh)8 out of 10 cats (does countdown)Jeremy Kyle hahaha

14:Top 3 romantic datesI honestly have no idea cause I’ve never been on a date haha

15:Top 3 kinds of flowerDon’t like flowers really

16:Top 3 christmas moviesMiracle on 34th streetElfThe one where 2 sisters are reunited- one was adopted- cause they end up as neighbours, idk the name of it

17:Top 3 OTPsGX rivalshippingSharkbaitshippingScoopshipping

18:Top 3 quotes to describe your lifeNo

19:Top 3 characteristics you love about yourselfI don’t hahahaha

20:Top 3 kinds of candyFruit pastellesJelly babiesChewits (especially tropical fruits)

21:Top 3 ways to exercise/ be activeUsing gym equipmentRun Crying’s good exercise haha

22:Top 3 spirit animalsLady GagaJon RichardsonRussell Howard

23:Top 3 petnamesPet names are ew

24:Top 3 books read outside of schoolAny that’s a biography/autobiography really

25:Top 3 most used websitesThis, facebook & indeed

26:Top 3 people you last textOooh, I’ve not texted anyone in ages haha so I can’t remember

27:Top 3 hashtags you useI don’t really

28:Top 3 instagram accounts you followGaga’sMy friend’s@glittermatsu-trash ’s because cute kitties

29:Top 3 guilty pleasuresFood x3

30:Top 3 summer activitiesGoing on holidayGoing to a water parkHoping that we actually get more than 4 and a half days of sun here??

31:Top 3 things to draw/doodleMy crush’s name hahaThat weird S symbol thingThose massive overlapping circle thingies that you colour in

32:Top 3 aesthetics???

33:Top 3 things you’d buy if you gained three million dollarsPay off debtsGive loads to family, friends & charityHoliday

34:Top 3 ways to treat yourselfEating loads of food haha

35:Top 3 celebrity crushesStefani GermanottaJon RichardsonRachel Riley

36:Top 3 books from your childhoodTorey Hayden’s series

37:Top 3 accents to hearIrish!!FrenchAustralian

38:Top 3 scentsLady Gaga’s fame perfumePickled onion crispsPetrol (ye idk??)

39:Top 3 “Friends” quotesI don’t watch friends haha

40:Top 3 cupcake flavorsTriple chocolate chipStrawberry & white chocolatePlain chocolate

41:Top 3 fruitsPineappleKiwiPears

42:Top 3 places you’ve had amazing pizza fromAsda (seriously)Pizza hutDominos

43:Top 3 sports teams to watchSports is a load of shite

44:Top 3 crayola colorsCan’t think

45:Top 3 things you hope to accomplish in collegeTo go back???Gain new skills/better my qualitiesGain more confidenceTo do well overall to get to go to uni

46:Top 3 fanfictions you’ve readCobaltBehind blue eyes (both versions)Can’t think of a 3rd ffs but there’s got to be thousands I’ve read in the past 10 years so don’t make me pick

47:Top 3 people you miss right nowMy best friend & her babas My mum & all my familyPeople I used to stay withStaff & kiddies from my volunteering, more than 3 people but oh well

48:Top 3 fearsLike phobias?LiftsThe darkDogs

49:Top 3 favorite literary devices???

50:Top 3 pet peevesPeople calling the person they’re in a relationship with (or married to) partnerThose stupid leash things you get for kidsWhen people put an x instead of a question mark when asking a question- looking at you middle aged people I have on Facebook

51:Top 3 physical things you find attractiveSmileEyesHair (??)

52:Top 3 bad habits(I’m assuming my ones?)Licking my lips all.the.damn.time Peeing like 700 times a dayPicking scabs

53:Top 3 pets you’ve had/wish to haveCats/kittenSnakeHamster/gerbil

54:Top 3 types of foreign foodToo lazy to try & think of any haha

55:Top 3 things you want to say to someone in your lifetimeCan’t think

56:Top 3 dog breedsNone

57:Top 3 cheesy romance moviesPS, I love youThe vowSilver lining

58:Top 3 languages you speak/wish to speakFrench!!GaelicJapanese

59:Top 3 series (book, movie, television)(I’ll do one of each)Cathy Glass’s biographies/autobiograpiesRoomBig bang theory

60:Top 3 pizza toppingsCheeseHamPepperoni

61:Top 3 youtubers you’re subscribed toI’m not subscribed to any

62:Top 3 tattoo / piercing ideasI really wanted my tragus & industrial done & my ear(s) stretched but they’re too wee 😞&Fix the tattoo I haveGet positive vibes only on my wristPortrait of the gags somewhere

63:Top 3 awards you want to winNone tbh

64:Top 3 emojis💖😂😛

65:Top 3 cars you dream of owningDon’t really care for cars

66:Top 3 authorsCathy GlassCasey WatsonRosie Lewis

67:Top 3 historical figuresIdk

68:Top 3 baby namesNo idea tbh maybe Ally (short for Alison) Louise, either double barrelled or first & middle names

69:Top 3 DIYsDon’t care for them

70:Top 3 smoothie combos/flavorsEhh I’ve only had a strawberry one so

71:Top 3 songs of this monthThe cureColdGreenlight

72:Top 3 questions of this post you want to be askedWell I’m answering them all so73:Top 3 villainsNone, don’t like villains haha

74:Top 3 Cities you want to seeParisSydneyNew York

75:Top 3 recipes you want to tryHave more than 3

76:Top 3 dream jobsTeacher or classroom assistant

77:Top 3 lucky itemsDon’t have any

78:Top 3 traditions you haveSleeping all dayComplaining Winding people up

79:Top 3 things you miss about being a kidNone of it

80:Top 3 harry potter charactersDon’t like Harry Potter

81:Top 3 lies you were toldIdk

82:Top 3 pictures in your camera roll right nowThey’re all screenshots of quotes or jobs I need to apply to

83:Top 3 turn onsI wouldn’t know…

84:Top 3 turn offsSee above

85:Top 3 magazines/news papers/ journals to readNo idea

86:Top 3 things you wish you had known earlierCan’t think

87:Top 3 spongebob episodes😂

88:Top 3 places to be in the worldMy bed x3

89:Top 3 things you’d do differentlyEverything

90:Top 3 TV shows from your childhoodTeen titansPokemonPpg

91:Top 3 meals you loveChicken fried riceMacaroniSpag bol

92:Top 3 kinds of teaNone

93:Top 3 embarrassing momentsEvery moment of my life from birth till the present

94:Top 3 holidays to celebrateChristmasNew yearEaster

95:Top 3 things to do in the rainStay inside

96:Top 3 things to do in the snowBuild a snowman Snowball fightEat it

97:Top 3 items you can’t leave the house w/oKeys

98:Top 3 movies you’d like to seeDunno what’s out just now

99:Top 3 art mediumsDunno what this means

100:Top 3 museums you’ve been toCan’t remember their names, does Dynamic Earth count?

101:Top 3 school memoriesLeaving

102:Top 3 things you don’t/Won’t missSchoolBeing unemployedStruggling cause of the above

103:Top 3 pick up lines“It doesn’t matter what you call me, as long as you call me”“Are you a stamp? Cause you’re world class”“Are you today’s date cause you’re 10/10”

104:Top 3 sports to watchWas this not already a question…?

105:Top 3 taylor swift songsShake it offNew romanticsStyle

Thank you for these! Bit late cause I was out all day yesterday & most of today (soz they got shite towards the end, I’m really tired hahaha)