#OOMORI SEIKO

[lachatalovematcha]

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[horechattalove]

(*'∀`*) °*。:° (*'∀`*) °:。oomori-chan composed this song

[haropro-confessions]

I feel like Maro's alleged affair scandal overshadowed Oomori Seiko being a physically abusive piece of trash and made Maro look like an unreliable victim which hurts my heart. There's wota rumors Maro will return to UFA but would you really return to a company where the higherups and talent *cough* SAYU *cough* still cozies up and collaborates with someone who physically attacked you?

[lily3k]

B-PASS 2022年12月号

[handmadehome]

魔法使いは二度死ぬ ∼ 大森靖子

魔法使いは二度死ぬ /Mahoutsukai wa nido shinu/Magicians Die Twice

Did you know? Things that aren’t good for anything are called “magic”. Out of my cute wand comes a cute beam of hearts or stars, and my opponent loses their mind! You’re asking what happens to my opponent? They lose their mind! In other words, nothing happens at all. Because magic is just magic.

I said, “Stop it already!” I said it to myself Because if I go any further Things probably won’t go my way

I wish all I ever came up with Was lies I revealed the secrets of the universe Those gotta be lies, otherwise I can’t, I can’t stand this

Another birth celebration, elegant, but I shoot through the energy with my air gun Take a little, steam it in your rice cooker, simmer, stir, and store And when you get hungry, ping You only liked the magic You didn’t really like me A soap bubble that bursts on the base wax You just like it because it’s never coming back Gross But when it comes down to it, isn’t that me? I paint the landscape, and then Little by little I’m erased from the scene, and that’s

what is called “listening to music”

If only I’d never become a magician If only I’d never become a magician If only I’d never become a magician Every day I say something like “my hobby is suicide” This huge value extends my life by one day I’m holding it tight so I’m not lonely

You said, “You’re wrong!” You said, “Stop it!” I’m not ready to disappear anyway Because I’m not putting my life on the line

All my thoughts Are just gibberish So why are they coming true I gotta hurry, rattle rattle, clatter clatter

How long have you been asleep? Chatty rooms Somebody’s feelings crushed under a finger heart Splatter, spatter, I stir them around, a lethal dose of love That’s funny that I still had such pure feelings

What I mean is “Make music!”

In the end, I can’t be anything but a magician In the end, I can’t be anything but a magician In the end, I can’t be anything but a magician While my love and my labor are being abused This huge value extends my life by one day But even if I hold it tight I can’t overcome this

If only I’d never become a magician If only I’d never become a magician If only I’d never become a magician Some stick, a fancy outfit, a tired old spell Love and justice, the trembling of a young girl, prayer and sacrifice I’m holding them tight so I’m not lonely

Did you know? Things that aren’t good for anything are called “magic”. But useless things that nobody cares about are the only things that can make my heart leap anymore.

[slumberpartysongs]

アルティメット♡らぶ全部

Oomori Seiko - アルティメット♡らぶ全部 (Ultimate♡Love All of It)

You won’t come meet me DownTown So you’re not eligible to be my Incel Angel [1] Women are just a lump of flesh I want to be the one to make you realize that

I can’t become the type of girl who won't say yes to sex Sweat combines with my perfume, I hate when I smell like this. Lick me under the Summer Triangle [2]

Tell me that you don’t mind Tell me that you don’t mind It’s lonely but don’t get involved with me Isn't it obvious that I’m a special case?

Ultimate love, give me all of it Ultimate love, give me all of it Ultimate love

You’ve been so bad at dating on purpose,  so you and I could meet, right? Moments I stole from an undateable loser  My memories of those times are warped, a symptom of something [3] I just want to hold you close, all of you

Sex with that woman must suck Well, that’s what you get! Love - sexual tension= an infinity that’s no different than 0

Stop it with the “that’s fine”  Stop it with the “that’s fine” I hate it when you do that.  I wish I had one more boyfriend!

Ultimate love, give me all of it Ultimate love, give me all of it Ultimate love

Well then why are you in such a bad mood? Sometimes you get like that too, sometimes I get like this too Well don’t we just work so well together? Nothing can make me feel better about myself other than falling in love, nothing else

Ultimate love, give me all of it Ultimate love

TRANSLATION NOTES

This song was used as the opening theme for the second season of the drama 来世ではちゃんとします (officially translated as "I will do it in the next life"). From what I've read, it's about a girl who has a lot of sex. The video I linked is the OP of the drama, which is a shortened version of the song, and features the cast lip-synching and playing air guitar to the song lol.

DT is internet slang for "virgin" (similar to incel, I guess). It comes from the word for male virgin, doutei, which, as you can see, has a D and a T lol. However this part was really confusing for me as I'm pretty sure the first DT is meant to be "downtown", based on how she sings it. I may be wrong. Also I'm not entirely sure what a DT Angel would be.

The summer triangle is that constellation or whatever that they always talk about in romantic scenes in anime. I'm assuming this is also meant to be an innuendo for some other triangle that you may lick under.

Guys this line was so hard to translate. This whole song was. I'm tired.

[emapisu]

🐇💖

[onryou-onryou]

大森靖子『TOBUTORI』Music Video

[sklira]

Wonderful World End (2015) Dir. Daigo Matsui

[lecialucille]

[lachatalovematcha]

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[ayananism]

[haropro-confessions]

After reading more about what's happening with Maro since 2021, I'm really sad. The audios are scary and I'd also be terrified to work with people who attacked me physically and verbally. I hope she can find a better place to work and be respected.

[sa-yummy]

[citygamepop]

Seiko Oomori

[handmadehome]

ひらいて ∼ 大森靖子

ひらいて/hiraite/open up

i want to fall in love i want to fall in love i want to fall in love this is the worst

i’m a teenage werewolf i want to play hooky from my life my follower count’s alright I guess and I get away with all my lies

with social beauty i navigate being a person “don’t wear makeup” turns into “put some makeup on at least”

am i allowed to say i’m sad? can i say “i want to die” about myself? i need peoples’ sympathy      is that not a feeling, maybe? should I not put up with this, maybe? help me, or something

in the end, i don’t want to say it my poker face is looking strained but it’s all whatever to me i just want to eat and fall asleep and have a dirty dream once in a while

open up my back i couldn’t see it, but it’s been with me all along open up tear into this body and drag out the girl about to shed her skin open up if you’re going to kiss me do it somewhere i won’t expect it open up the way my heart is beating right now i want to chew on it tomorrow in my regular life with a blank expression on my face

youth just bothers people anyway and I don’t want to change my life for love

but I’m jealous of that girl who’s kind of a brat  and her dramatic ups and downs      and how she looks cute through all of it i wanna try being forgiven i wanna try being loved but in the end, i don’t like it i’m gonna do it myself  i 

open myself up let me hurt you your love or whatever, the annoying stuff from the bottom of your heart open up           the darker the night gets, look the brighter it glitters

open up          i’m bored (open up!) open up          i’m bored (open up!)

open me up open me up more i got started a little bit, and from here on out open me up the way my heart is beating right now i want to chew on it tomorrow in my regular life wipe the blank expression off my face i’m bored

i want to fall in love i want to fall in love i want to fall in love this is the worst