#OOC: YES A TOON WORKING FOR COGS INC

[cashbothqsecretary]

Hm..?

Mhm.. yes. Hello. Welcome to Cashbot HQ... how can i help you...?

[ask-tiberius-cadell]

I was hoping to keep myself under the radar... but here we are.

Well, under the current rules, it appears I am currently required to make an ask blog. So, I suppose I should introduce myself and make some rules.

My name is Tiberius Cadell. I am a skeletal Penny Pincher. By toon definitions, I would be a "Level 6," whatever that means. I use he/thon/ae pronouns.

I will not tolerate wanton tomfoolery. Do not test my patience, it is incredibly limited.

I do not do battles. Yes, this is against policy. No, I don't care.

I will NOT play toon games.

That will be all.

(OOC: real rules under cut)

Welcome to Tiberius Cadell's blog! Temporarily text-only. I'm working on his design, but I'll stick a drawing of him down here when it's ready.

I, the mod, prefer Maes or PeachyMun. Do not call me Peachy. If you must shorten my name, use "PM" instead. Pronouns page here.

Actual Rules (feel free to disregard Tiberius' rules)

No NSFW allowed.

I reserve the right to reject or modify any M!As that I receive. (yes, I take M!As)

Please follow standard roleplay etiquette: no godmodding, please respond with at least half a sentence, respect my boundaries, ask first before killing/maiming my character, etcetera.

Facts about Tiberius that he won't tell you

Ae thinks the war is absolutely pointless and STUPID.

He's a detective and an information broker. Pay him Jellybeans or Cogbucks and he'll mail you The Deetz. Or, better yet, help fix him up and he'll give you some REALLY good information.

Thon is neutral. Not because thon thinks anything good of either faction, but because thon hates both factions. Thon hates COGS Inc. for taking away thon's bodily and mental autonomy. Thon hates toons for killing Atticus so mercilessly and gleefully. This guy hates EVERYONE involved in the war.

I assume this blog is in the same universe as @crevvington, @ask-annamary, @ask-bellringer, @why-is-prethinker-unavailable, @dave-brubot-real-life, @buckshuffler, @calm-before-the-monsoon, @cathal-ray-toby-bravecog, @svp-allan-bravecog, @askreddheirwing, @high-roller-ask-blog, @resistance-ranger-rain, @maes-the-deer (this one is mine!!), @r0seyy, @astro-honeysong, @ask-toonie-cogsworth, @askdarlingmidnightpumpkinswirl, @ask-derrickman, @ask-winston-byrd, @the-payser-tester, @bonpyrestarter, @grahamnesspayser-official, and more found on this document. (Wow there is a lot of you guys)