#ONLY THERE BECAUSE BECAUSE SHADWELL WANTS TO GO FOR SOMETHING TO DO W WITCHFINDING AND TRACY DRAGS HIM (crowley) ALONG!!!! AND HES

[twelfth-dykector]

ok it's very goofy:

a protagonist goes to a museum and gets a lesbian tour guide who they think is so hot that they keep asking for more tours of the same place to spend more time with them

and after their twelfth tour (so, twelfth dyke-tour) they ask if they can sit down because they start to feel faint, either because they find the guide so attractive or because they've spent hours walking around a museum.

and the lesbian says 'don't worry you're in safe hands because I'm also a practising doctor' and the protagonist goes 'you mean like a dyketor?' and the tour guide/doctor laughs and then they begin a lifelong friendship which turns into a romantic relationship and they grow old together and have a domestic life watching dr who, and the book is called The Twelfth Dyketor

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I AM DYING DEAD DECEASED THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER???!!!?!!??!??!!!!!!?? LIKE EVER EVER EVER?????? ULO YOU'RE MY FAV PERSON EVER RN OMG????????

AND SWEET??!!??????? "they keep asking for more tours of the same place to spend more time with them"!!!!!!!! I SHIP THEM SO HARD ALREADY!!!!!!!!!! AND IM SO HAPPY THEY HAD A LOVELY LIFE TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!

i would absolutely read this as a proper book. its brilliant