#ON ZEUS

[arathergrimreaper]

Maybe this is just me but...

most of the people who insist on living apart from family and other people (like me) and that it's the best decision we've ever made regardless of the struggle to do so aren't doing so to spit on people who have to rely on those living situations (or simply want to). The point is none of us should be forced into living situations we don't want or that hurt us.

[anniflamma]

Odysseus is "There are other way"-ing Zeus This is to everyone in that comment section!

There is a part 2 now...

[nebudaze]

Keep rubbing it in, thank you very much.

[doppy-enjo]

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE TURNED ME INTO. LOOK WHAT WE'VE BECOME.

[capitalwenisberry]

What killed Odysseus's crew? A comprehensive list

Poseidon: 551

Zeus: 36

Polyphemus: 6

Scylla: 6

Gravity: 1

[idontevenremember5minutesago]

-At the winter solstice -

Zeus:…….

Poseidon: Not. One. Word.

Zeus: I just - how do you get your ass beat by a mortal, with your own weapon and your own storm.

Poseidon: I don’t know??!?!? It’s like he wasn’t a mortal at the time! Like some other force was helping him!

Zeus: Oh Whatever. Are you saying he had some kinda divine intervention from one of us to beat you?

Poseidon: That’s the only explanation!!

Zeus: You can’t honestly….

Hades: Oh yeah, that was me. I gave him a little boost to help him beat you.

Zeus:…..

Poseidon: … Hades, what the fuck.

Hades: Next time, don’t drown 500 mortals on me and Persephone’s date night.

[willowparkfanclub]

zeus is so bold commenting on poseidon having a forbidden kid as if he doesn't have TWO: one who is currently a tree and the other who's being raised by wolves. be serious

[the-mori-arty]

HERE. IT. IS.

THE. ART.

[mydairpercabeth]

Percy “I am impertinent” Jackson really looked Zeus dead in the eye and said “Your family is a mess”

[cup1d-ch4rm]

Five minutes before god games:

[incognito-duo]

[thetiredprometheus]

[anniflamma]

Got a bribe from an anon.

I always say that I will never do something like this ever again and I have shot my foot yet again...

[bloodyrosemisaki]

Youtube: User violated our terms and conditions

User Jorge Rivera-Herrans: How?

Youtube: You are using Jorge Rivera-Herrans songs without permission

User Jorge Rivera-Herrans:

[simoondraws]

—Please, don't make me do this...

[nightlilly0110]

Zeus: The gods will tell him what you did when he grows up and he’ll kill you and everything you love.

Odysseus: Why?

Zeus: Why what?

Odysseus: If I raise him and he’s my second son, I’m his father, yes?

Zeus: I guess.

Odysseus: And this is a baby, so he won’t remember his real father? I mean, look at him. He doesn’t even know what’s going on right now and half the city is on fire and I just burst in here with a sword. Zero reaction.

Zeus: I guess-

Odysseus: So why would he be mad at me for killing a dude who did not raise him and he doesn’t remember? I’d be his dad. Maybe he’d be mad I stole him from his home but he’d have no emotional connection to these people.

Zeus: I don’t know how those work.

Odysseus: You mean children?!