#OMG ALSO CUZ I NEVER SHUT UP IN THESE DANG TAGS

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Modern AU where Cassandra is (once again) going over her folder of potential (male) suitors for Caitlyn with both Cait and Tobias. Caitlyn inevitably eventually shouts out she is not interested in men. Everyone falls silent, Tobias may have a little smile on his face. Cassie disappears upstairs, Cait starts getting upset and worried and Tobias starts comforting her, telling her she’ll be right back. Cassandra comes back with another folder. Caitlyn tries arguing again before opening it, shuts her mouth real quick after realizing this folder is full of women, pre-prepared and everything.

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LET’S GET READY TO RE-CAAAAAAAAP

“I have numerous science-based questions” I mean, same. It also sets up that Huey is gonna be out of his element this episode

SCROOGE HAS NO TIME FOR SCIENCE

“I AM THAT CHAMPION.” A bit full of yourself there. I couldn’t hear this line without saying “I’M. THAT. HERO.” Oh VeggieTales, you’ll always be with me

THEY ALL LOOK SO ADORABLE!!

I like that Louie does a finger gun when Scrooge gets to him

Like I said earlier, I DO NOT care Scrooge already putting pressure on these kids

Poor Dewey seems like he’s the unfavorite, which is probably how Donald felt as well

Huey makes a good point and I do NOT like how dismissive Scrooge is of the twins

That being said...they totally killed someone in battle

SOMEDAY WE’LL FIND IT, THE RAINBOW CONNECTION!

Why didn’t Launchpad crash? I know he can land w/o crashing but it’s usually when he lands in water. THIS FEELS IMPORTANT SOMEHOW though it probably isn’t

“THEY FOUND A WAY TO MAKE RAINBOWS BETTER!” God, I love Webby

“This is the best day.” WEBBY, YOU ARE REACHING CRITICAL LEVELS OF ADORABLE

Birds with beards look odd

“Yeah, sure. Of course.” Poor Huey, magic and mythology aren’t his strong point

I love that it says Odin’s Closet over the shirts. It’s the little details

“Guess Louie knows what Louie’s doing today.” And then he disappears into the shirts. I can appreciate someone who knows what they’re about

I want ALL the shirts from this episode!

“WHOA, IT’S WRESTLING!” He looks so dang happy, it’s ADORABLE

“THIS IS AWESOME!” Chanting is fun

“So these guys just copied professional wrestling?” Huey, you’re form of logic is not welcome here

Does that mean Scrooge told someone about his battles and inspired them to create pro wrestling? I’m gonna go with that

“And they will love me for it!” Dewey, sweetie, that’s only how it works half the time

I loved all the man-snake stuff. Made me giggle

Man snake be THICC. HOT DAMN

I love the little pig ref. HE’S SO CUTE

Jormungandr knows how to pump up a crowd

So, like, is everyone in the audience technically DEAD?! That makes this episode slightly darker. I dig it

 I wonder if Jormungandr sees Earth’s destruction as a good thing for Earth. Like if he genuinely thinks they’d be better off in Valhalla. Or if he’s just a bastard who wants to watch the world burn

Scrooge is a bit too into playing the heel

The way Scrooge moves and the faces he makes as the Millionaire Miser remind me of Glomgold

“I watch a lot of wrestling while I fly.” “Wait, while?” This exchange always cracks me up

“Uncle Scrooge is the greatest hero of all time.” “Huh, I guess not everyone thinks so.” I feel like this is foreshadowing later events

RIP Announcer Puffin

“DIBS ON ANNOUNCING!” A dude just got KO’d bro! Have a bit of respect

And the return of the dynamic sports announcer duo. Glad Huey got his badge

I NEED MORE WRESTLING ANNOUNCER LP

Strongbeard is DOPE

“How did you know that?” “Just calling it like I see it. WRESTLING!” The real reason Launchpad knows is because he’s actually Thor but doesn’t remember. I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

FEAR THE BEARD

“What matters is I’m doing the right thing.” I don’t know, you really seem to enjoy being a heel

This whole match is great

Dewey, there ARE NO RULES IN WRESTLING. Plus you aren’t the ref, so you can’t make that call

I have very inappropriate jokes go through my head when only one arm absorbs the beard energy

“I am so confused.” CONSTANT MOOD

DID SCROOGE NARUTO RUN AT STRONGBEARD?!

I like that Scrooge dives onto him the same way he dives into his bin

LP is so excited he pushes Huey out of the way for NO REASON

HOLY FUCK THAT DUDE THREW A CHAIR AT A CHILD!

All the bone cracking in this episode made me uncomfortable, as in my bones hurt during it

“He is such a good guy.” I’d say he’s a fair guy, not necessarily a good guy

“Which two of you will fight for me?” Webby has been waiting for this moment her WHOLE LIFE

Louie, always taking time to make that money

Who gave him a shirt cannon?!

I love that the dude comes up wearing the shirt

Dewey just slaps Scrooge in the face

Champ POPular! Too cute! I love his hair and outfit. Though I don’t think Champ POPular’s “too popular to hate.” If anything he might annoy people due to his popularity

I thought he was gonna pull out yo-yos as his “finishing touch” and I was sad when it was lollipops even though that makes more sense. BRING BACK THE YO-YOS!

“Do all the fighting and make sure he doesn’t die.” That is a valid concern

WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU! I’D KNOW IT ANYWHERE

Huey taking notes is adorable

“Just in time for the tag-team round.” “Wait, they’re playing tag now?! MAN!” I love how Danny says MAN

How does Huey not know what a tag-team is? It’s a pretty common term

I love Launchpad’s reading face

Dewey has red, blue, and green lollipops. Cute

“HE’S THROWING LOLLIPOPS BECAUSE HE THINKS WE’RE SUCKERS!” That took me off guard and I laughed so hard

“I’ve known you my whole life, I kinda knew how this would play out.” Louie is genre savvy. Perhaps too savvy. He’s gonna figure out he’s in a tv show

“More like Champ POP..ulation zero because he has no friends...in Friendtown.” I fail to see how that was any worse than LP’s “more like Champ UN-POPular.”

“WE HATE YOU NOW!” Tough crowd

Huey’s face after that. I just want to pinch his lil cheeks

WEBBY DON’T NEED NO WRESTLER NAME

It TOTALLY went over my head that they censored Hela with Hecka (at least they used her better than the MCU did. WE COULD HAVE HAD SO MUCH BETTER)

I would let her pin me to the mat and crush my skull in

“Oh, COME ON, THIS is what you like?! A creepy goth and her pet dog!” SHUT UP, DEWEY, THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT! I’m surprised Webby didn’t slap him for the “creepy goth” comment seeing as Lena is goth and misunderstood

“HECKA YEAH! HECKA YEAH!” SHE’S SO COOL AND SEXY AND SHE HAS A DOG

Poor Huey, he’s doing his best. Hope he takes a shower later because he got pretty sweaty

HECKA COULD STEP ON ME AND I’D SAY THANK YOU

Why did Huey have all those corn puns?

“YOU’RE THE WORST! YOU’RE THE WORST!” It’s just not Huey’s day

“You don’t have to try to make it sound great, it already is.” Did this remind anyone else of Dewey’s “don’t overthink it” advice to Launchpad from Double-O Duck? He’s doing his best to help Huey

I WANT HECKA TO DESTROY ME

“EMBRACE THE BOOZE BOOS.”

Poor Dewey

WEBBY IS A BEAST! SHE WAS BORN FOR THIS!

“EMBRACE YOUR INNER HEEL!” Cuz being a heel is fun!

DUDE, WEBBY TOOK DOWN THE GODDESS OF DEATH WITH NOTHING BUT HER LEGS AND THIGHS! WE STAN!

I like that Fenny has knee pads on

“AW, YOU’RE SO DANGEROUS AND CUTE! I JUST WANT TO PET YOUR LITTLE BELLY!” WEBBY IS ME

“A classic ‘who’s a good boy?’ gambit!” AND I’D FALL FOR IT TOO! SUCH A GOOD BOI

“Wait, am I the Launchpad here?” Bitch, you WISH

“YOU CAN’T GIVE CANDY TO A DOG!” This is why you don’t have a pet, Dewey

“WHOA, back from THE DEAD for the QUEEN of the DEAD!”

Kind of a dick move, Louie

AIR GUITAR!

Jormungandr looks like a Masters of the Universe knock-off toy

WHO’S A GOOD BOI? YOU ARE!

“With a toxic personality” I think you’re projecting a bit, Jormungandr 

How does Huey not know what a battle royale is? That is a very common term! Hell, there is a well known book and movie with that title!

“I’m just a humble, noble snake man of the people.” Why does the term snake man make me laugh so much?  

WOY REFERENCE FTW

Dewey needs a hug! And some therapy would probably be a good idea

Scrooge’s speech started on a good note then went downhill FAST

“And lastly, I’ll use the dust of your bones as sweetener in my tea.” DAMN

“TOO FAR!” I DON’T THINK IT’S FAR ENOUGH! TELL HIM HOW YOU WILL BATHE IN HIS BLOOD

FUCK YEAH BEAKLEY!

SHE GAVE HIM THE CHAIR! I think this CONFIRMS Beakley as a wrestling fan

“I know we’re supposed to take over for Scrooge one day, but do you ever wonder if maybe we’re not cut out for it?” YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE TO WONDER THOSE THINGS AT ALL! 

Louie’s like WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT!

“Be LP” My new mantra

Aw, Louie sees Dewey as a hero. Like how LP saw Drake as a hero. I think @drakepad is onto something, this scene and the fight scene seem WAAAAY too much like Drake’s intro to be just a coincidence

I keep saying this, but Louie should consider a career in motivational speaking. He knows what people need to hear

“Let’s do this!” “I don’t know.” “Let’s Dewey this?” “I’m in.”

“I’LL SHED YOUR SKIN FOR YOU!” If he hadn’t of had an old man back moment that would have been a BRUTAL CUT

OMG WAS LAUNCHPAD WEARING THAT THE WHOLE TIME? You see his clothes fly off when he jumps in the ring

“Whoa. In a COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED TWIST, the announcer was Captain Crash THIS WHOLE TIME!” LP does underground wrestling matches in his spare time, TELL ME I’M WRONG

“YOUR CATCHPHRASES ARE FORCED!” I agree, Dewey could have done WAY BETTER

I like Louie just GLARING at the dude who insulted Dewey’s catchphrase

LP looks so proud of Huey

“I don’t care at all, why should I?” Methinks the snake man doth protest too much

I like how Jormungandr’s pupils are thinner during the climax. It shows off his true nature

Dewey should have been the one to do a spin attack, ya know, cuz he’s Sonic? I’ll go now

“The Pop never Stops.” That was better

WHERE ARE ALL THESE CHAIRS COMING FROM?!

I LEGIT thought Strongbeard was gonna throw Dewey his axe and I was like Dewey wouldn’t be able to lift that

SUPER SAIYAN DEWEY! Also was that a TIGER SNARL?

I like the ice pack on Launchpad’s head. Just because he can take a lot of damage doesn’t mean that LP is immune to pain

I like that the crowd CHANGED THEIR BANNERS! Nice

LOUIE AND WEBBY LOOKED SO CUTE!

LP tearing up

“A true people’s hero” I feel like that phrase will come back in relation to other characters (cough DW cough)

Scrooge is such a little shit, it’s kind of adorable

THAT END SHOT! THAT SONG!

This was a SUPER FUN EPISODE! I couldn’t really tell where they were going and I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT! I wish we had gotten Huey in some wrestling gear but maybe next time. I like the message that doing the right thing isn’t always popular but I kind of feel like Dewey getting the crowd on his side muddled the message somewhat. Poor Dewey needs therapy or something so he doesn’t feel like he needs CONSTANT approval. Again, he’s 11 YEARS OLD and shouldn’t be put into such a serious position. LP was VIP this episode. I’m bummed we’re on hiatus again, but WHAT an episode to end on!

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Replies! Late as always but here they are x)

puke-silver said: ditto ditto ditto. This ALL THE WAY. Thank you for sharing. x

You’re very welcome.  if even one person finds comfort in me sharing my experience, feels a little less alone, then its worth it.

highpriestessbriyanna said: If it’s not out there …. I’m not writing that. Because… I’m not. Shut it, Medivh, I’m not writing it. I already have too many in the queue, go away. … where can I find this lovely bit of literature, should you manage to find it?

*wiggles eyebrows* medivh has the right idea.

and honestly i have no idea i don’t even remember which fandom it what from x)

shadowphoenixrider said: I think I’m forever happy at the thought of the possible height difference between Khadgar and Diily now!

hifdhfkh she can tuck his head underneath her chin. She has to bend down or he has to stand up his tip toes to give her a kiss..

murgle-burgle-mage said: Oh my god this is great

Illidan “i dont know how to respond to positive attention” Stormrage

highpriestessbriyanna said: …..are you trying to give me more ideas? Because that’s what you’re doing. Giving me more ideas.

of course not! ......that’s a lie. I’m always happy to inspire ppl with my posts ;)

shadowphoenixrider said: The collar that launches a thousand smuts

Khadgar’s kink collar is a blessing and I love Blizzard for giving it to us

praesaepe said: the theater i work at just upped the amount of cheese sticks you get in an order from 6 to 8 and its /wonderful/. (and super cheap with my employee discount)

ahhhhh im drooling. i want some. 

shalar0s said: It’s good! With canon gays!

hm ill have to ive it a try sometime c:

spicymulligan said: I’d say pic 1 cause the rat’s tail behind her in pic 2 is distracting me

this was very helpful babe thank you pfffff

alderaan-is-aldergone said: This is adorable

Illidan needs some love~

highpriestessbriyanna said: Oh. My god. I wasn’t sure I read the tag right.. as I’m more than half blind…. But …omg Medivh doing the Nemo seagull thing. Also… I know it’s hard, Medivh, sweetie.. but..SHARE DAMMIT. >.> Ahem.

He won’t!! And him and Khadgar keep getting all fluffy and I’m trying to see that boy Wreckt but Medivh is just like no this ass is mine and also let me love and protekt.

shadowphoenixrider said: C'mon Medivh share the booty!

Medivh wants the booty all to himself and I can’t say I blame him but damn it don’t be selfish, Med. Sharing is caring.

idowhatiwantthor said: Medivh is possessive on his little raven

Possessive Medivh is one of my fav things in raventrust fic. <3

spicymulligan said: I think Murlocs would be really neat, I like their colors and how unique the different subraces are. I’m also a fan of the minimal amount of sexual dimorphism between the male and female murlocs, the WoW wiki says that the only difference is the length and shape of their head fin and back fin

Murlocs would be pretty dang cool. also i could MRRRGLLLMRGGGL at people

renspartoi said: I want vyrkuls for horde, and nightborne for the alliance

ooooooh I like this. Yes. Gimme.

shadowphoenixrider said: Naga are the ones I really want. I have a mighty need!

naga should have been put in as a playable race a long time ago tbh. it’s about time blizzard come on!

thesseli said: All that would be great! I’d like to see some non-green orcs…plus human druids, since the Gilneans could become druids while they were still human. And pandaren death knights, raised recently by the Deathlord and not Arthas.

Oooooh yes!!!! I’ve been wanting non-green orcs for a long time. And yeah it wouldn’t be a stretch to say humans that aren’t gilneans would follow suit and become druids as well. 

Also HELL YES to DK pandaren raised by the Deathlord. That’s an awesome idea

nightfalllen said: Anything to make the dudebros angry

my true calling

owmyeyeballs said: This is the most adorable yet strangely badass image ever

smol pink gnome rides into battle on her mighty werewolf steed

 spicymulligan said: A werewolf 

highpriestessbriyanna said: I am so sorry. On that note, I’m tossing any keys for BRH and HoV this week…. I’ll TOLERATE Karazhan because it’s Karazhan… but never again will I do a sanguine/tryannical run on +10 lower. Oh. My Lord.

i hate getting HoV keys ughgghgh. Black Rook Hold I can deal with sometimes. but yeah I haven’t even done my kara key yet and tomorrow is reset day. I’m not procrastinating or anything..

anzareveange said: Thank you, it was necessary to say and someone had to write this.

You’re welcome <3

shadowphoenixrider said: As my family would say, that’s too many chairs taken up with cats’ arses.

Not enough chairs taken up with cats’ arses!! 

If I could draw I would draw a pic of diily sitting at one of those long ass dinner tables and there are sabers in every chair around the table and shes just like c:

ghoulghoulneighbor said: Diily do u have a problem. Do u need help. With your… Fifty I guess murdercats

I need the crazy cat lady title for Diily tbh

owmyeyeballs said: Your brain is wrong; people like you

thank you. I hope so <3

shadowphoenixrider said: Def. Doing the WoD quests reminded me that the man has Swag. Handsome, a sweetheart and powerful as fuck? It’s a wonder I didn’t fall for him sooner!

WoD is what made us all fall in love and lust with Khadgar I think. Although to be fair the movie is what got me back into WoW and initially started my liking of the character so I have to give Ben Schnetzer some credit too

highpriestessbriyanna said: Neh. Just think of that kind of power behind the closed doors of a bedroom. Just sayin'

Mmmm right?? fuckin...disintegrate my ass, khadgar

404idshipthat404 said: :’( I doubt we’d get another film

I know but I can hope </3. It’s a shame it got such terrible reviews. 

shadowphoenixrider said: Holy shit, that’s Draggka and co. in a nutshell too! Excellent.

They’re all a bunch of dorks. 

*whispers* Ragtag groups of misfits that become family is my favorite trope

anzareveange said: i remember those long hours waiting for sambas and Loque'nahak, I regret nothing.

I wish I had the patience! I’ll start out and then I end up doing something else x) Cuz I really want both. Also Skoll! 

renspartoi said: get out of my mind, furry hard yaoi.

The big boofers are here to recruit you to the furry side

skullkind said: pretty much all times haha, but theres also good people and content you just gotta fight through the exhausting shit XD

Yeah I know x) Sometimes ya just gotta take a step back and remind yourself of that I think

lady-windrunner: I'm so sorry love. As a survivor too, I've found that exploring the situation and my feelings and all the rest of the shit it left me with through fics has helped. And continues to do so. I hate, HATE people waltzing in and assuming they know the right way for us - or anyone - to deal with something.

*hugs* thank you 

It disgusts me that people think they can barge in and try to tell others how to feel and cope. Just because it doesn’t help them..doesn’t mean it won’t help someone else. “I don’t like this therefore no one should be allowed to do it” is such a selfish worldview. 

If someone uses the proper tags so people who don’t like it or are triggered by it can avoid it then..there shouldn’t be a problem.