#OLLIE WIN WE UP 💯💯💯

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oh this is hitting like crack rn

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Jeddah unserious race overview part 2

6. Haas

Who would've thunk I would be putting Haas on number 6? Nico Hulkenberg is the only driver not from the top 5 teams from last race to score a point in this race. Partly thanks to Lance and mostly thanks to Kevin being a menace and then having no other choice but to help. Truly one of a kind racing experience.

A recap of Kevin's race just because I think it was fucking hilarious: first he almost hits Ollie like 3 times. Then he unleashes an act of terrorism on Alex Albon of all people, which gets him a 10 second penalty (kudos to whoever changed that rule btw it was about time penalties had an actual value) and then he overtakes Tsunoda off track which gets him ANOTHER 10 second penalty. At this point the team has (rightfully) completely given up on his race and is instead using him to create a 23 second (read that again, he created a 23 SECOND) gap so that his teammate would get a free pitstop. He did this by holding up 5 cars (or was it 6) with no DRS! A masterclass from the ranks of Albon in Canada if you ask me. Then he served his mega penalty and still ended up p12. And with all that he also got third runner up for driver of the day. The guy with the 20 second penalty. Exactly. Unhinged. Entertaining. This guy gets what f1 should be about. Hats down to Kevin Magnussen he may not be a great driver but he is an amazing Entertainer.

7. Williams

There was no steering wheel drama today thankfully. Alex almost got points. I would classify this race as a big success. Alex little Naughty!! In regards to kmag (see above, our protagonist) was hilarious again. Logan didn't crash. All in all they were good. Oh and I got to hear James speak on the broadcast. That was nice 🥰

8. RB

Really really dissapointing race for both of them. Yuki lost so many positions. At one point he was fighting with kmag the next moment he was 3 places down. I love Yuki but those were mistakes he made. Daniel... what can I say. Even with the mistakes he made Yuki still outperformed him. That's 4 for 4. No, I do not count last race as a Daniel win over Yuki. Because it was not. Both their performance was less than ideal today. I hope they improve cos this is not it.

Yuki did amazing in quali tho, credit where credit is due. Absolutely 💯.

9. Alpine

I had a feeling that an Alpine would be the first retirement of the season and here we are. I did not feel as bad about them this weekend as I did last weekend. I will consider that an improvement. It still is funny that everyone is quitting if this keeps going they will have no mechanics left. Who's gonna do their pitstops? I guess we'll cross that bridge when we get to it. Congrats to Ocon for an amazing drive.

10. Sauber

Girl, wtf happened to sauber? I know Zhou started last for no fault of his own and there was little he could do but, girl,,,, you're nowhere. Another long ass pitstop. It's like they're still learning how to do them. It's like it's a trial run. What? How? Why is Bottas so slow? What is going on? I had so much hope. So much! And for what?

Part 1