#OHOHO HERE'S DA GOOD FOOD............

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When Shuichi entered the bedroom, Kokichi was sitting on the end of the bed, wearing the outfit of latex and leather that he had been hiding for a week while he worked up the courage to surprise Shuichi with it. Kokichi was not necessarily insecure, but wearing something so intentionally erotic was new to him. He couldn't help but worry what Shuichi might think.

"So. . ." he began, still building up his courage and faintly red in the face, "good sight or great sight?"

Finally, a grin caught his lips, voice dropping an octave as he leaned back on his palms and asked, "Well? Aren't you going to get on your knees and worship me?"

(( kfdhhfdahs i didn't forget abt sending this— ))

Shuichi had just returned from the nearby grocery store, to get a few things they needed, and some extra things like snacks and sweets. He'd usually announce that he's back, but he hadn't seen Kokichi in the living room or kitchen. "He must be in the bedroom..." He thinks to himself as he begins putting away the groceries.

Once he was done, he made his way towards their bedroom. As he was entering it, he was about to say with a smile: "Kokichi...! Hey, I'm-" But the sight he was greeted with, was not something Shuichi expected at all to see. ".....Back.....-!!" A choked gasp left him, and for a moment, he could not help but stare while frozen in place. That was the first time... Shuichi's seen Kokichi wear something like that; something so risque, and bold. Even when Kokichi asked him for his opinion: "O-Oh...um.....ah...it's...."

He couldn't even form a sentence, his mouth was practically agape, along with being deeply red in the face. Oh he knows his eyes were wandering, slowly taking in every inch of Kokichi's body in that outfit. He swallows hard. Yeah, he told himself: he looked great in that. But just standing there and gawking at him wouldn't do: even he could tell Kokichi looked a bit shy. He wants to let him know without a doubt, it was a very pleasant surprise to see. "S...Sorry!! I-I just: I was a loss of words for a moment because, just......wow......" The whispered tone he emphasized that 'wow' in, only heightened how much he loves the sight. "It...is a great sight. You look amazing in that, Kokichi. You pull that outfit off s-so well..."

Then finally, does he step further into the room, taking more of his boyfriend in as he steps closer. He hoped he could help Kokichi feel even more confident wearing that, because he truly meant every praise he gives. And the fact he even wanted to surprise him with such an outfit... makes him happy, if not feeling arousal quickly bubbling up in him. Kokichi's voice dropping an octave certainly didn't help him feel less aroused, with what he asks next- "!!" Making his face especially blow up in a new shade of red.

"Ah-!" And then after a second, quickly nods his head before he slowly gets down on his knees as told. "Y...Yes, of course. Since I am very lucky and honored th-that... I can be the one to see you in such an outfit. It was not a surprise I expected to walk into, but one that... I really did enjoy." A sharp exhale, he crawls a bit closer to one of his boots, so that he can wrap his arm around it, before staring back up at him. Despite his smile looking shy, the heat in his eyes and expression were very apparent. Maybe it was something about that latex outfit Kokichi was wearing, that made him go in a fully submissive mode, already. Leaving a soft peck on the part of Kokichi's thigh that is bare, he then utters: "S...So thank you for blessing me with the lovely sight of you. Tonight, I am all yours....."

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suno chanda ep 4 lb

aw, look at aghaji all spiffy, present in hand. what a cutie!

ouchhhhhhhhhhh, bijaan!

now we know where jiya gets her “wazirabaad ki churiyon se bhi tez zabaan” from.

kinza is smart to beat a quick retreat.

lmao @ her retreating without turning around though, as if she’s scared she’ll be attacked from behind if she turns her back.

hiiiiiiiiiii sherrrrrry. u so cute!

“toh main call karoon?” “kisse?” “ambulance ko.”

UGH SO CUTE. AND FUNNY TOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

kinza’s definitely charmed by him. i’d have shipped this sooooo much more if they didn’t make kinza go beserk in arsal’s “mohabbat”, and just be into sherry from the very start.

sherry attempts round 2 at flirting.

but lmao lo aa gaya villain.

kinza is enjoying it to the max!!!!!!!!

dude srsly, she had the potential to be so cute and likable.

LORD GRANT ME THE SAVAGERY OF BIJAAN. PLEASE.

oh bijaaaaaaaaaan. stop being so meannnn.

aghaji is sooooooo dignified and kind though. ugh, my heart.

lmao. move over naeema, there’s a new contender for best eyeroll in town!

aw nooooooooooo, why you gotta be like thatttt bijaan!

hahaha “kahin sone ke na ho!” typical desi mentality.

awwwwwww she loves it!

LMAO LO AA GAYA YEH FASAADI TO GET THE GOSSIP.

lol kaise gubbare se hawa nikal gayiiiiiii.

WILL YOU PPL LET BIJAAN ADMIRE HER KANGAN IN PEACE!

sherry’s literally buying his way into jiya’s heart.

not into this whole “ohoho padhakoo ladkiyaan makeup nahi pehenti” statement of jiya’s. GIRLS CAN DO BOTH. AS EXEMPLIFIED BY YOU, JIYA. YOU’RE WEARING AT LEAST 4 DIFFERENT EYE MAKEUP PRODUCTS RIGHT NOW.

haha the way she says “achcha?” “khaasa??” in two different tones.

sherry’s sorry he asked.

omfg her devilish smileeeeeeeee. i’m in loveeeee.

“itni mehnat karne se achcha nahi hai ki main banda hi badal doon?”

YES! LOVE IT!!!!!

lmao that jankyass fake ipad tho. 

oufffffffffff arsallllllllll tumhaara gala na daba doon main when you do this fakeasssssss “understanding” bs instead of properly stopping her from doing your kaam.

aur uske upar se yeh jo isko baat baat pe “tum kitniiiiii achchi ho” ka lollipop thamaa dete ho. UGH.

god this scholarship waala plot point is the dumbest BS on this show. halwa hai kya LSE ka scholarship????? 

god i feel so bad for jiya; a dude saying basic shit like “you deserve to not waste your life in the kitchen” is enough to get her to swoon. that’s how much the patriarchy is ingrained in brown society.

LO AA GAYA YEH BEWAKOOF APNI KAMEEZ LIYE. THIS BOY AND HIS NEVER-ENDING LAUNDRY ISSUES.

lmaoooooo “main kya tumhe DHOBAN nazar aa rahi hoon??????” is legit one of the peak jiya moments of this show for me.

ack, she shouldn’t have gone off in front of sherry like that though. like, she’s right to go off, but.... not in front of sherry.

she’s actually disappointed when he leaves without sparring with her.

UGH KINZA. BAS...... DAFA HO YAAR.

gonglu’s here! with a bulaava!

sudden wardrobe change for everyone but arsal. huh.

lmao. my beghairat bachche. i love them all so much.

what’s in the video though?

“oh amma, please try to understand!”

“AE ANGREZI DA ROB NA JHAAD!!!!!!!!!!!” lmaoooooooooo

OMFG NAEEEEEEMA STOP SLAPPING!!!!

EVEN DJ IS LIKE ZYAADA HO RAHA HAI!!!!!

magar video mein thaaaaa kya??????

masooma trying to push kinza towards sherry. TRY HARDER, MA. HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"beech mein toh jiya aayi hai.” omfg kinza why are you like thisssssssss

WHAT IS WITH DESI DADS AND HAVING ISSUES WITH CLOSED DOORS???????

“bin maa-baap ka bachcha hai toh yateem khaane mein chod aao.” jfc jalal phupa.

sherry you cuteass fuckerrrrrrr. ugh. you’re so damn cute.

lol look at him trying to impress her with his “salad” and “sandwich” skillz.

bruh, salad ya sandwich banane mein mushkil kya hai? these are the bare minimum of food preparation. it’s the same amount of effort as preparing a bowl of cereal.

which is waaaaaaaay more than arsal can do, so i suppose we must be impressed by sherry.

kinza’s playing it reallllllll smart and smooth in her dealings with sherry. neither alienating him nor giving up on arsal. smart girl. would do well in politics.

AAAAAND JALAL PHUPA’S BACK.

OMFG NAEEEMA YOU’RE SOOOOOO FAKEEEE.

jalal really is the best dad in this show; in that he’s always looking out for his kid and on her side no matter what. unlike the other nikamme parents in the fam.

naeema’s bitchface of the day.

god i’m realllllly craving some roohafza rn.

ouffffff oh phupaaaa. aapko roza lag gaya hai. just shushhhhhh and stop making a nuisance of yourself.

lol aw, arsal trying to get jiya’s attention to show her the eid ka chand.

“kahin mere marne ki toh dua nahi kar rahi?”

lmao ok that goodwill lasted exactly 3 seconds.

lol here she’s giving him the stinkeye and praying for him to grow a spine.

NOTE THAT HER DUAEIN DO GET QUBOOL-ED. HE DOES GROW A SPINE AND STAND AND FIGHT “MARDON KI TARAH”. JUST NOT THE WAY SHE WANTED (AT FIRST), LOL.

thank god we didn’t have to hear kinza’s prayers (no doubt for arsal and jiya to break up. hmph.)

lol golu in the house aur kisi ko pata na chale? good luck with that.

HI HUMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nazaakat you are so damn annoying!!!!!!

huma aayi thi ek outfit mein, ab baith rahi hai dusre outfit mein. like.... the continuity and editing team really took this show easy huh????

god i hate this chick so much. kya ghatiya harkatein hain iski.

lord above, jiya is such a bulllly!

but also so shaatir! i love it!

lollllll sherry’s spaced out face. #relatable

golu’s hereeeee to do shaitaaaniiiiiii.

masooooma you ain’t slick at all. AT ALL.

lmao shanno still not getting the hint tho.

“humaare khaandaan mein koi sur-savaar ki kudi nazar hi nahi aati.”

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO.

lolololol after ALL THAT, shanno still is like there’s ZERO nice girls in our fam.

nazaakat enquiring if any shaadi hall openings are there because “kisi ka ladka kharaab ho” ya “kisi ka talaaq ho raha ho”, lmao.

jiya stilllllllll working on huma.

and she’s been convinced!

gosh huma really requires a friend of the year trophy for doing this kinda garbage.

yeh shirt press karke bas ghar mein pehenne ke liye tha???????? WHAT IS WITH THIS STUPID BOY???????

oh boy, betaji is in for round 2 of slappery.

hahahahahahahaha he’s lucky he caught them in the act, celebrating on the terrace.

LMAO THE WAY JIYA RAN AWAY WITH HER HANDS WAVING AROUND. WHAT A CARTOON!

lol lo, baith gayi inquiry.

WAAAAH! KITNI SAFAAI SE SHE PUT IT ON HIM.

and jamshed’s instant desi dad jawaab “hum sab kahin aur chale jaate hai, yeh chauda banke reh le yahaan pe, hein????”

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HER FACE.

ultimate desi parent insult at HIIIIIIIINT of independence: “angrez ki aulaad!”

IT’S SO UNFAIR HOW THEY DON’T LISTEN TO POOR ARSAL AT ALLLLLLLLLL!

lolololol her sheepish smile.

lord some day give me the passion and lagan with which DJ tends to his reporting waali hobby and makes a living outta it.

GOD FUCK YOU KINZA YOU’RE THE WORST

sherrrrrry, tumhari yeh achchaai aur imaandaari nawaazne waala koi nahi hai yahan pe.

but he’s genuinely such a good bean though. i love him. *sticks a gold star on the screen*

god she’s so pretty.

LMAO THAT TEMPER THO.

ugh kinza tum jaaake kisi kuein mein kyun nahi chalaang maarti. manhoos.

bechaara sherry and his pacifist ways. beta tumhaara is ghar mein kuch nahi hona. ulta tum pe log chadenge.

gosh the way jiya bullies allllllllll the boys into the doing what she wants. i want this superpower.

ouffff idhar bijaan ke nakhre.

hahahahaha shanno’s sarcasm in urdu. lord i love her so much.

huma is legit me; fuck you and your issues, TUMHARE GHARWAALON KI AANKHON MEIN MERI POSITION KHARAAB HO GAYI!!!!!!!!!! is a constant refrain i have with my bff.

lo aa gaya golu with MORE breaking newssss.

hee hee hee hee.

[10-out-of-10-for-trying]

ABC’s of Me

  Tagged by @wardenbatbrain, who is amazing~ (sorry it took me so long! I mostly use mobile, lol)   A - Age: 27, I’m told.

B - Biggest fear: TBH as my environment crumbles to shit, that is an ever-evolving field of exploration.  I guess ultimately not being able to take care of my wife and myself.  Also, mimics.  Mimics are not to be fucked with.  (The ones in forests who imitate your friends and shit. Don’t interact with them, just run away and make sure everyone stays together.) Also, ants.  Ants are bad news.

C - Current time: 2:59 AM CST.

D - Drink you last had: Diet Coke because I have no self-control and I hate myself.

E - Every day starts with: Technically, day starts with the end of my shift at work, chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool with my beautiful wife and some beautiful weed, and then sleep.  Gotta love that night shift life. 

F - Favourite Song:  One? Are you for real?  I got like…thirty, man.  I guess right now it’s between P!ATD - Death of a Bachelor, Taku Matsushiba/Kazuma Kudo - Aria: Stay Close To me (from the Yuri!!! On Ice soundtrack because I’m a massive weeb), Elliott Smith - Bled White, and the entirety of Neil Cicierega’s “Mouth” series (three albums of absolute mashup madness centered around Smash Mouth’s “All Star” except you’d *think* Mouth Silence actually isn’t BUT IN FACT ALL STAR IS HIDDEN THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE FUCKING ALBUM EITHER ALL SLOWED DOWN OR SUPER QUIET OR IN FUCKING CODED ASCII NUMBERS READ BY DAVID BOWIE OR IN THE GOTDANG METADATA WHAT THE FUCK).  They’re like Shitpost: The Albums except they’re ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD. 

G - Ghosts, are they real?:  I’ve seen and heard some shit with my own sensory organs that really deny the logical option of them not existing.  I don’t even know if they would be conscious things or just echoes of previous entities.  I try not to leap to conclusions.

H - Hometown: I actually don’t…really have one.  When I was a kid we went from rural Missouri to San Diego, CA to Alomogordo, NM to Eldon, MO back to rural middle-of-the-fucking-forest Missouri and then continued on to five separate Missouri towns in the span of 11 years.  (Being the new kid in the middle of 6th grade is literally HELL, if you didn’t know!) Since this was before the internet was really a thing here, I don’t have any childhood friends and was lucky that I stayed in the same high school all four years. (Unlucky, really, that place was fucked.)  I guess I’d consider Jefferson City, MO my “hometown” since I went to high school there but tbh I look back on that place like a former inmate looks back on their previous location of incarceration.

I - In love with: My wife, Lydia.  She’s da bes 💙

J - Jealous of: People who have motivation all the time like seriously what is your secret tell me I have skills but I cannot bring myself to use them

K - Killed someone: Almost, but no!

L - Last time you cried: Like…in the last week. I actually think the last cry was over my kitten I’m still mourning.  Miss you, Ellie-bell. 😢

M - Middle name: Paul.

N - Number of siblings: One half-sister, one step-brother.

P - Person you last called/texted: Sent a gay anime meme to one o’ the group chats.  I tagged both members in this, ohoho.

R - Reasons to smile: EXISTENTIALISM! Being an anti-nihilist! Nothing matters! Let’s have an adventure!  I’m really trying hard to live into this school of thought!  Also, cannabis and DOGS and friends who talk to you unprovoked and don’t want anything from you and ukulele noises and hitting the right notes when you try to sing something new and did I mention DOGS

S - Song last sang: Nature Boy.  I forgot who wrote it. Nat King Cole popularized it.

T - Time you woke up: 8:30, the first time. That durn snooze option is a real dick though so I got up at like 9:05, which is Too Late™.

U - Underwear colour: Like a dusty blue?  Too blue for teal but that same kind of dimness.

V - Vacation destination: I’m planning a Halloween trip for my friend Emmy and I to New Orleans and I am So Excited Oh My Gosh.  We’re gonna stay a week; hopefully it’ll be good since apparently Halloween is like a huge LGBT party in NOLA so at least it’ll all look interesting.  I’m less interested in booze than architecture and history, though.  And shopping.  Holy cats, the shopping.

W - Worst Habit: Overeating out of boredom or stress.  Smokin’ wit’ cigarettes.  (I’m trying to quit. It’s very difficult.)  Thinking people are mad at me or hate me when they weren’t even like thinking about me at all.  It’s like a self-centered self-loathing and it’s cringe-inducing.

X - X-rays you’ve had: Dental, skull (and a CAT scan!), torso, left leg, right arm

Y - Your favourite food: Sushi, no wait really spicy chili WITH BEANS, no wait spaghetti, no wait sandwiches, no wait…

Z - Zodiac sign: Sun: Leo / Moon: Aquarius / Rising: Taurus Chinese: Snake – Celtic: Salmon I Tag…

@stupid-space-boy

@purpleshimapan

@harmonic-carnival

@lilli-sturmreiter

@anyone else who’s interested, I’d love to learn vital information about you for my research  harmless personal interest that doesn’t involve taking over your planet at All!