#OHHHHHH.... OHHHHHHHHHHHH WOW

[pigswithwings]

This is so rush and my apologies if this is unwanted but hear me out, since we have a V1 and V2 plushies the masses deserve a Mirage one so may I offer one during these trying times-

Quite Possibly The Greatest Gift I Have Ever Recieved

[constantineshots]

OHHHHHHHHHHHH WOW OHHHHHH MEOW maybe 2023 is a good year. maybe it is. MAYBE-

I didn't expect to see Delano's Constantine back in 2023 for two pages in a Robotman Halloween story, but I'm not complaining AT ALL.

Guys. I feel so insane. I was not expecting this while reading in the slightest.

[tsuki-sennin]

Awoooooooooooooooo! Dog fightin'! Doggo focus! And Toradragonjin, finally? Gonna be a good one.

Spoilers, I guess...

-Haha, Sixth Ranger ain't even got his own robot yet, let's make fun of him >:)

-Miho-chan and Tsuyoshi-san :D

-Awwwwwwww... :(

-Poor kid.

-And of course, Natsumi-san, being epic.

-Tsubasa do a doggy paddle.

-SHE WAS RIGHT THERE AAAAAAGH

-I know what the Hitotsuki of this episode is, it's the Juken-ki!

-I haven't really seen Gekiranger, but I was a Jungle Fury fan as a kid. My grandfather got me one of those small plastic-y balls with the series logo on it as a present, and I played with it a lot and it inspired me to take up soccer for about a year.

-Yeah my athletic career kinda peaked in elementary school... in 2008 lmao

-Constitution, constitution...

-Yeah, overstimulation be like that, I feel you.

-Dog time.

-Shouty-shoooout! ...as the subs say. That's a Jan thing, right?

-Violence

-"Shut the fuck up, I'm in agony!"

-Donbrothers-Assigned Furry.

-"Dogggggyyyyyy!"

-...so wait, do the Donbrothers just appear as their animal counterparts?

-"Ewwwwwww, talking dog!"

-Wow, these highschool girls are so mean.

-Menkai wa wata.

-Haunted by dog.

-Born to bork, forced to wan.

-"Fuck, I'm honger."

-Food thievin' dog!

-Jirou's home :)

-Hmmm... I see the analogues to Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing, Sanzang... who'd Jirou's girlfriend be? Guanyin? Or would she be perhaps be Bai Long Ma, who once turned himself into a sexy lady with huge tits to try and fail to kill a demon? ...and before you ask, yeah, that really happened.

-Oh come now Jirou, you can flex! As a treat.

-Oh hey, you wanted to be a soccer player too, huh?

-Well, at least they're supportive :)

-...in a weird way.

-Ayyyyyyyyy!

-Achooooo!

-"Natsumi!"

-...dog only?

-Marketable dog plushie.

-Natsumi-san!

-...I wonder, will InuBrother's weird shuriken ever be given a name?

-This is

-A lot scarier than I expected it to be.

-OHHHHH SHIT HE'S GOING TO TSUYOSHI

-He's out.

-...Momoi Tarou.

-Aaaand, off he goes!

-...Oooooooh, she's waking up.

-Seyama.

-Literally the only Juto who's been a threat so far.

-Doggy?

-Ohhhhhhhhh, shit, Miho!

-Holy shit, she's cool.

-Ohhhhh, rain fight.

-HOLY SHIT

-Damn, girl!

-Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, shit, memory loss.

-OHHHHHH DOG

-Oh hey guys!

-Hey, Tsuyoshi! Uh... yeah, you all got this, the dog guy's fine!

-"SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUP"

-Jirou's here!

-Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the Tiger Guy too!

-"I need you, and you need me!"

-Oh, okay, they just have those gears now, that's fine.

-Avatar Change!

-I'm mad we never got a proper team-up battle with Live and Evil's base forms in Revice, so seeing this makes me very happy.

-I swear, it's like they're giving me literally everything I could ever want. Ironic.

-Don Robogoku!

-Robobolt!

-Yeah, this is great.

-Thank you, Tame Jirou and Feral Jirou, very cool.

-DAAAAAAAAI GATTAI!

-Thank you Romi Park, very cool.

-Oh my god, he's in a cage.

-God, it'll never not astound me how these suit actors can get so much mileage out of these bulky costumes.

-Yeah, this form is awesome.

-...don't know if I like the floppy sword though.

-"Ore wa zettai!"

-Doggy.

-:(

-Matching mugs :)

-Miho-san... Natsumi-san... what exactly is your deal, Cool Juto Lady? And will I get to see you fight more, because that'd make me very happy.

-Pochi-san...

-This is cute, but like... too immensely horrifying for me to appreciate?

-Oh

-HKJ:LHGLKLH:J WHAAT

-Oh my god, we're becoming a Son next episode.

-I think we've reached peak "what" this episode, so I think next week I'll be thinking "Oh, what a standard joke, you're slipping Inoue!" ...that is, unless we see Shinichi and Haruka come back in full force. So uhhhh, yeah!

-Avataro Sentai Donbrothers! Very good show, would recommend. But you knew that, right?

[moaserendipity]

Manner of Death ep. 1

SOOOOO MANNER OF DEATH MESSY REVIEW EP. 1!!!! I have been waiting for this drama!! I read the novel and I was pleasantly surprised! I always have liked the bit more darker dramas tbh. So I was so happy when they announced this and the fact that MaxTul were playing the main characters!!! Like yes!!!!

Anyway let’s proceed to the messy review of episode 1.

It starts with dr. Bunn looking at a suicide scene and then the opening credits starts! Which looks good!! Seriously I am already loving this!! Then Tul is doing the voice over to introduce himself and the town he is living in! That’s how me meet Dr. Bunn but the shocking part was the girl that walked through the street bleeding, I did not even have to wonder what happened to her because that was obvious and probably a bit triggering for some🥺

Can I say something Dr. Bunn look mighty fine (Tul is always super handsome) the scene where they investigate the woman’s body is not what I expected, because it showed lot of skin but not in a gross way. I love the forensic team btw. The intern Oat is looking fine!! I do love that they spoke in professional terms(not that I know anything about it but it looks more serious)

Also who is suspecting the journalist?! I DEFINITELY AM🙋‍♀️ he was way to prying for my taste! Like he should know that medical staff can’t say anything about the patient?! Like dude come on!

THIS VIEW THOUGH!! BEAUTIFUL! Inspector M has appeared! They know each other! At least they ask the right questions at first. Then the small talk starts.. like shouldn’t they ask about the case more🙈 Lol I love the way they want to take him out after work to show him where the action takes place🙈 I mean sure that’s what you talk about during work xD

Oh who’s this Jane?! It’s obvious she likes him.. I mean who would’ve hold on to a book he gave you 15years ago, only to return it🙈 that’s some serious dedication 😲 (yeah I prefer the Disney story of the little mermaid)

Poor Oat!! But the dress will look good on him👀 lmao busted!! 😂 wow this trash reporter!! I already hate him severely! I mean he didn’t even do anything wrong! This school looks a bit dark, like it’s haunted!! I don’t know I get bad vibes! Trash reporter at it again! (Istg he is involved)

NIGHTCLUB!! OH FIRST TIME MEETING TAN!! (UGH I LOVE MAX) Let’s get some drinking! (Whiskey on the rocks is for weak people👀) this sounds like a bad idea, it looks strong, he will get drunk!! 😂 THERE WE GO DRUNK!!🥴 ohhhhhh he spots Tann👀 WAIT HOW DOES HE KNOW HIM?! WHDJEINDHSJSNNSKENDNDNDNDMMSNDNDJDNXNDNDNXNJD THAT KISS!! ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🙈

Lol at least someone got him back home🙈 must have a terrible hangover! 😵 okay i officially love Oat for recording his drunk ass😂 awesome blackmail material😂 lol I’m not sure if it’s appropriate to walk away like that while your middle of an autopsie🙈 BUT I AM NOT COMPLAINING 👀 LOL look at him being popular with the ladies👀 sad for the ladies that he is gay👀

Ohhhh Peud?! Hmm 🤔 that watch 🤔 hmm🤔 I am suspecting him too!! 🧐 what for celebration is this👀 Also OAT IN THAT DRESS!!😂😍 but his eyes are on Tann👀 (same doc same👀) a the directors bday party, which all the important people🤔

His eyes really are on Tann the intire time, can’t blame him. UGH THEY LOOKS SO HANDSOME! Does he remember what happened that night?! 👀 he looks like he does👀 LMAO OAT😂 YES SLAY THAT DANCE😂

he already has something to drink though.... OH BOY👀😂 lmao Tan😂 ohhhhhhhhhhhh yes come closer! I DONT MIND👀 Bun looks like he wants to run also gay panic👀

OHHH LET GO OF HER!) WOW TAN CALM DOWN😲 but also hit him hard👊 ahhh Pued was the one that got hit, good for him! I don’t like him at all!! Ohhhhhhhhh this background music🙈☠️ this won’t be good. OHHHHH WAIT A MINUTE SHE IS THE WOMAN FROM THE OPENING SCENE😭SHIT POOR GIRL! 😭 yeah you won’t see her tomorrow not the way you want anyway🥺

OHH HE REMEMBERS👀

Poor Jane🥺 nothing is more horrible than this🥺 the fact that you have to remain professional🥺 but yeah this is no suicide, you can’t fool me! Ohhh boy Tan is involved but in what way🤔 YES BUN, I KNEW IT!

OKAY I AM IN LOVE ALREADY!! FINALLY A DARK DRAMA THAT INVOLVES BL!! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!😍😍

[infinitelytheheartexpands]

Faustian Tripleheader #2: Faust (Paris, 2011): Reactions, Part III

wow what happened to the set???

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey stop it

she still has the box but the jewels are apparently all gone

edit: noooooooooooooooo they cut the whole scene with Siébel even though he did briefly appear during her aria

too adorable

oh so we’re gonna have an onstage military band!

oh no they did not come out of this war well

this chorus, though, will eternally slap

poor Siébel

well look who’s back

using a broom as a guitar stand-in. nice.

master troll

omg he has puppets and everything

what is it with productions not letting Valentin have a sword

also ironically Faust has Valentin’s broken sword

also also why does Marguerite have to watch all this go down

VALENTIN WHAT THE FUCK

so he just died standing up

time for my favorite scene!

aww Siébel wants to go comfort Marguerite before going to the funeral Mass but (I think?) Marthe is pulling him away :(

Méphistophélès, what are you WEARING

this chorale always gives me chills

oh my GOD WOULD EVERYONE JUST LEAVE HER ALONE

ohhhhhh no he put the broken sword on Valentin’s coffin

WHAT THE FUCK MARGUERITE JUST STABBED THE BABY IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AND GOD

(yes, I realize she’s insane but like...productions don’t have to go this hard)

uhhhhhhhhhhhh

also I didn’t realize the Massively Oversized Crucifix was made out of bookshelves!

yeah I don’t know either

okay admittedly these special effects are cool

...is that supposed to be Marguerite?

ooh I like the vibe

poor Marguerite needs hugs

oh man...

the way the waltz from Act II comes back KILLS ME

why is there a guillotine

I LOVE this trio

wait WHAT

ohhhhhhhhhhhh poor poor Siébel

uh...

so Marguerite’s head has become a religious relic???

yeah Paul your reaction is about the same as mine

and Valentin is left alone

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 29.09.17 lb

UGH I’M SOOOOOOOOO DEPRESSED GAURI’S NOT HEREEEEEE. IT SHOULDA BEEN BULBUL DECKING UP BHAUJAI AND CHATTERING UP A STORM 

what even is this entire outfit??? the bangles don’t even match the joda, like.... is shirali colour blind? 

AND RED JEWELS ON THE OTHER JEWELRY, LIKE... 

idhar toh these three are looking like murgas ready to go into the oven for roasting. ouff. thank god for their faces being attractive. 

does it really take two helpers to make sure your jacket is on justtttt right??? i mean, it’s a jacket. there’s no WRONG way to be wearing it. 

my heart is bursting at shivaay fixing up the other two though. such a dad he is. i love dad!shivaay the MOST. 

are these dadi and pinky's outfits for the day? so saaada and... like, they’re more dressed up on normal days than this??

ugh this damned nonsense golden ghoongat from the band baaja badhaiyaan wedding... this whole outfit would have looked waaay better without it. ouff i can’t. i just fucking can’t. why do they do my girl dirty like this????

shivaay’s like NOOOOOO UGUISE DON’T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH TRAITOR MOM I NEED OM TO BE STANDING BEHIND ME SHOOTING LASERS FROM HIS EYES AT HER

aaaaaaaand he’s instantly gone into defensive mode, crossing his arms and looking away.

um, is that just one of anika’s maang tikas? i definitely feel like it is. i’m about... 96% sure. 

ok that starting bit was just kunal and lee joshing around. i loveee. my cutiepies.

“jab woh mere baare mein nahi soch rahi, main kyun sochoon?” 

oh and what about all the months she spent thinking ONLY about you??? did you think of her then? boy, fuck outta here. don’t make me come in there and kick your butt on a day you’re looking particularly fine. 

was that foreshadowingggggg????? 

oh god i’d forgotten about this ghoongat waali aafat. kaun hai be yeh? 

abhay’s here to be best buds with sahil. 

did anyone else have a panic attack seeing haldi-covered abhay sit on the white couch??? i know i did. #adulting #responsibleHomeowner

ok abhay’s fucking adorable. he’s handling sahil super well. *hugs my two cute boys* 

god now i want sumo to come back and get with abhay you guyz. they’d be sooooooo stinking cute with each other, can you even imagine?!?!!? OMGGGGGGGGG MY HEART IS BURSTING INTO RAINBOWS JUST AT THE THOUGHT!!!! #abhYa

abhay’s waaaaaaay too efficient for this show. like... we’re not used to someone being so productive and on top of things like this since the time anika left the wedding planning thing. 

omg abhay is male!Anika 

oh thank god, not “ho gayi teri balle balle” playing for the entry as shown in the BTS from jankee’s insta story. 

OK WHAT THE FUCK ANIKA’S WEDDING JODA IS THE SAME THING JHANVI’S WEARING BUT IN ANOTHER COLOUR?!!?!? COME THE FUCK ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN I AM SO MAD RN

heart eyessssssssss motherfuckerrrrr

om’s smug grin in bg is best. 

lmao he almost fell overrrrrrr. idiot. 

OK WALK FASTER ASSHOLES, WE’VE BEEN WAITING FUCKING 4 MONTHS FOR THIS JUST... GET MARRIED ALREADY

aaaaaaaaand power cut? 

oh no, sorry. romantic moment where they’re the only two in the world.

EH? SUCH A RANDOM FLASHBACK OF THE CHAKKU DAYS??? 

ok the flashbacks are really ruining everything. it should have just been them staring at each other with heart eyes. 

haaaaaaaaye. 💖💖💖💖

OH GOD LONGEST WALK TO MANDAP EVERRRRRRRRRR

OK PLEASE STOP PLAYING OH JAANA OVER AND OVER AND OVER!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

oufffff this is boring af (just like real life weddings) just get the wedding done withhhhhhhhhhhh

IT SHOULDA BEEN GAURI DOING THE GATTBANDHAN I AM CRYING TEARS OF BLOOD RN I AM I AM 😭😭😭😭😭

lmao dadi’s lil smack on billu’s face and anika giggling at it. such cute. 

LET THE KID DO THE DAMN KANYADAAN, PANDIT!!!!!!!!

um shakti? hi??? you were all MY BETI MY BETI up to two days ago, what happened to that??? 

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS OMRU STEP UP!!!

but like... omRu are also younger than her??? they’re also her kid brothers, so... why not just let sahil do it? it’s the same thing??? 

ok whatever, i’m not sweating it too much, just give me all the fucking feels. 

shivaay and anika are this close to tears. WELL, TOO LATE FOR ME COZ IM ALREADY CRYING BISH 😭😭😭😭

lol omRu’s warning. 

ok but what i really wanna see is shivaay issue this warning to om re: gauri. 

MAN, WHO IS THIS USELESS FUCKING GHOONGAT FEMALE? 

omg i just saw the bottom half of anika’s joda and.... fuck. no. just... NO. 

OH GREAT MANGALAM BHAGWAN VISHNU AGAIN. i’ve heard this song enough timesssssssss from this show to last me this life and the next. and the next. 

sincerely hoping this is my 7th janam and i don’t have to enter the realm of human existence again though. 

pffffffffffffft, throwing the message in a paper ball, bitch does this look like 7th grade to you????? 

OH BOY SHIVAAY DON’T STOP THE PHEREEEEEEEEEEE 

aaaaaaaand paper ball’s been ignored. good. 

ooooh interesting, om’s having flashbacks to his own wedding. 

FUCK YOU RUDRA, HAVE FLASHBACKS TO YOUR WEDDING WITH SUMO YOU ABOMINABLE SHITHEAD

ok angsty/sad flashbacks and happy smiles and happy music are just... not a good match. 

new mangalsutra??? 

damn, i am so unexpectedly emotional right now??? it’s a silly tellywood wedding but i feel like it’s the wedding of someone really close to me and i feel all teary and shiz. my babies. 😥😥😥😥

FUCKING FINALLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYY. JESUS CHRIST. ITNA ANTICIPATION AUR EMOTIONAL INVOLVEMENT TOH MUJHE APNI KHUD KI SHAADI MEIN BHI NAHI HOGA. 

“bhaiyya, keep it in your pants.” 

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP DADI THEY’RE MARRIED NOW THEY CAN FUCK ON THE MANDAP IF THEY WANT JUST BUZZ OFF

yeah ok ok enough emotional dialoguebaazi. go to your room and fucking bang now. come on. literally the only thing we’re still here for. chop chop.

“MERA HAQ HAI HUG KA AND PLEASE YEH DO FEET WAALA RULE KHATAM HO CHUKA HAI....”

billu don’t give a fuckkkkkkkkkkk who knows how thirsty he is to get it on with his wife. 

also lmao, did he just flip the bird???? 

abhay’s already encroaching upon rudra’s family photographer role. 

hein??? what’s this weird moment outside??? go do this in your room??? 

... ok stop shoving the water at each other, unless this is going to turn into another water war. 

SHIVAAY YOU STUPID BITCH TELL HER ALREADY FUCKIN HELL 

SHE ALREADY TOLD YOU OMG DON’T MAKE ME COME BEAT IT OUTTA YOU

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG OK DADI NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE NOW

lmaooooooo billu’s rage at dadi hahahahahaha

wow, allll of billu’s lifelong resentments at dadi are phoot phoot ke coming out today.

yes please dadi, die already. i won’t stand for you cockblocking rikara this way. 

anika’s like omg everyone stfu about dying please. 

family photuuuuuu time. 

where’s rudra?

YES SHIVAAY, ASK FOR GAURI. ASKKKKKK FOR YOUR SISTER!

omg ommmmm imma kill you. 

why’s rudra standing away??? 

lmao i loveeee chubby. he’s so me. like why do people ask us things that we can’t possibly have the answer to??? hum kya antaryaami hai? 

eeeee shivaay pulling anika closer. such cute. 

chubby, that’s a useless warning. you just know he’s going to go be stupid. stupid is his default setting. 

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO SHIVAAY WISHING EVERYONE GOOD NIGHT AND BEELINING FOR THE ROOM. 

god just give your damn aashirwaad and fuck offf, old ppl.

“kaash dadi humein gift of privacy deti.” 

lolololololol

ohhhhhhhhhhhh boy. billu not even jhuking for pinky. 

oooh, she’s relinquishing the khaandaani kangan.

OUFF BILLU SHUT UP NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU, ANIKA DESERVES THIS, COULD YOU JUST LET HER HAVE THIS MOMENT

wow even tej is advocating for pinky. bande ne jo u-turn maari hai personality mein... matlab, amaze only. 

billu dadi cuteness. GIMME MY GIFTTT!!!!!!!!!

lolololol dadi’s gift is their phones back. 

methinks billu needs to get a room with his phone first. 🙄🙄🙄

ohhhhhh boy. bhavya’s wedding is going to go for a toss. 

can’t fucking believe bhavya got a better joda than anika. imma killllll someone. 

begaani shaadi mein roohafza gatakne se kya hona hai, rudra? 

seeing all these ruvya scenes in the flashback for the first time, since i’ve fwded nearly everrrrryyyy scene of theirs. 

how does om know that THAT’s the person gauri messaged??? like???? 

OMG OM USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN. SHE GOT INSULTED FOR NOT KNOWING ENGLISH. SHE STARTED ACTING CAGEY. YOU’RE IN FRONT OF AN ENGLISH CLASS. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU, IDIOT????

i really really want bhavya to marry manav. i really really do. 

.... that wasn’t rudra’s voice was it??? 

rudra body double alert. 

ohhhhhh boyyyy, ommm. 

pffft, scene stolen from jab we met. 

also look at our boy here, hotel clerk. doesn’t he look like a virile young stud who could go all day? 😏😏😏

“lekin ladki kahan hai???”  “woh bhi aa jayegi.” 

OMFG HIS WINKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK 

god, he’s paying by card???? for this shadyyyyass hotel? boy why??? this is gonna go on your statement!

FIRST OFF, HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT GUY’S NAME?? LIKE FUCK, EVEN I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS “ARJUN” AND I’VE ALREADY MET HIM. SECOND, GAURI IS A VERY, VERYYYYYYYYYY COMMON NAME. 

OMFG OMKARA

ok rudra has fucking lost it too. FUCKING HELL. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU LOSERS?!?!?!?!?! 

get him kickedddd outtttt bhavya. 

MISOGYNY AND LIES TO THE MAX. AMAZING. FUCKING AMAZING. 

PHYSICALLY??????????????? BITCH PLEASE. YOU WISH. 

COMMISSIONER COULD YOU OPEN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND TELL HIM IT WAS A MISSION??!?!?!?!? 

WHAT HAPPENED KAL????? 

SLAP HIM BHAVYA SLAP THE FUCKING FUCK OUTTA HIM

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS BOHUTTTTTT PEHLE KARNE CHAHIYE THA

bachpan se isse shivaay ne thapad maar maar ke bada kiya hota toh yeh aaj aisa nahi hota 

like, what the fuck did he even expect pulling a shitty stunt like that??? he’s lucky officer dad and manav didn’t just shoot his stupid ass dead. or get him arrested. 

wait... what? shivaay’s missing??!?!? AGAIN?!?!??! SOMEONE PUT A FUCKING GPS TRACKER ON THIS MAN. 

PLEASE TELL ME THEY BANGED. 

OR WAIT, LET THEM NOT HAVE. I CAN’T DEAL WITH A POSSIBLE ‘PREGNANT WHILE HUBS IS MISSING’ KINDA PLOT. PLEASE. NO PREGNANCY. NO KIDS. JUST PLEASE! 

[soras-noodle-arms]

the Winners™ Chapter 2

im sorry i dont feel like formatting this it took like half an hour to get the first chapter ready to post

there is no plot to this story

smakatrima-holes

tartar: hey guys the game room is open tartar: what the heck why are maronia and marco in here tartar: oh they were finishing some hw never mind tartar: u wanna have another smash bros tournament final: hell yeah i’ll be right there kartel: wait kartel: maronia and marco??? kartel: you don’t think…? virus: don’t be an idiot, karel virus: sometimes you’re so dense virus: tarulli i’m afraid i’m going to have to turn down that offer virus: i do not need to be there the next time a controller smashes through a window kartel: i hate to agree with this guy but same salt: omg yeah that administrator was terrifying dolly: … i was gonna say yes until you guys brought that up tartar: awwwww…. guys…….... :’( tartar: *puppy dog eyes* error: yeah no tarulli i’m not gonna get scarred for life and/or in trouble error: i’m gonna leave that to you and fina tartar: *sighs* and once again erral is the voice of reason tartar: man you guys suck tartar: WELL AT LEAST FINA’S HERE tartar: and maronia says she’s bringing the idea up to the others sooo final: this is gonna be fun

the unshakeables™

macaronia: heyyyyy rikando aven super smash tournament in the game room u up for it rikatoni: !!!!!!!!!!!!! rikatoni: I’M ON MY WAY farfaven: ooh yeah i’m coming macaronia: … farfaven: MARONIA DON’T YOU DARE macaronia: that’s what she said rikatoni: oh my goddd maronia farfaven: i hate you rikatoni: i’m so proud of you farfaven: rikando i swear sometimes we’re best friends with a living joke macaronia: says a living joke farfaven: sshhhhhhh you can’t expose me like this macaronia: hang on i’m gonna ask jontein and norandina if they want in

macaronia to jontellini

macaronia: tournament in the game room macaronia: you in? jontellini: oh hell no macaronia: well gee okay then mr grumpy

macaronia to noravioli

macaronia: tournament in the game room macaronia: you in? noravioli: no macaronia: ugggh fine

the unshakeables™

macaronia: yeah no they’re being hard headed rikatoni: guess it’s just us then rikatoni: i’m gonna destroy you guys farfaven: NOT IF I DESTROY YOU FIRST macaronia: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID farfaven: UGGHGHGHGHGHG I HATE YOUUUU THAT DIDN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE

smakatrima-holes

tartar: guysssss come onnnnnn rikando and aven are coming to the tournament salt: good for them kartel: i hope they have fun virus: not a chance tarulli error: i don’t want to play in the game tournament dolly: sorry tarulli but no thanks tartar: GAH you guys are the WORST

travaga-holes

elder: guys apparently aven and fina plagiarized my chat name elder: i demand compensation meow: why are you coming to us for compensation we are not named aven or fina onurmarco: actually there’s something i’ve been wanting to tell you guys onurmarco: i AM aven onurmarco: marco doesn’t exist getseth: oh i wish but unfortunately i’ve had to deal with your hyperactive ass for far too long don’t even pretend elder: DAAAAMN SETH ritzy: savage meow: marco u may need some water for that burn onurmarco: i’m hurt onurmarco: no really i’m cryign why the HELL AM I CRYING getseth: oh my god nonono i was just joking where the hell are you i’ll be right there getseth: aaghh marco i’m so sorry onurmarco: and there u have it, folks, seth’s a total softie meow: OHHHHHHHHHHHH elder: daaamn marco that was cold man ritzy: holy frick that was so calculated getseth: what the hell i hate you onurmarco: nahh >:3 elder: seth get that nasty lie out of my face getseth: marco that was just cruel getseth: seriously though where are u i thought i hurt your feelings a few seconds ago i still need to hug you onurmarco: i’m in the game room with rikando, maronia, aven, fina, and tarulli X3 onurmarco: we’re gonna be having a tournament getseth: cool i’ll be right there getseth: what are you guys playing onurmarco: guess u’ll have to find outtt getseth: rude

linicha-holes

rikatoni: hey jontein norandina get in here i’m about to whup aven and maronia’s asses farfaven: he’s lying macaronia: yeah we’re gonna crush him rikatoni: IGNORE THEM FOR THEY KNOW NOT OF WHAT THEY SPEAK noravioli: i’m just trying to live my life in peace rikando noravioli: i have no wish to see your poor attempt at world domination or whatever the hell you guys are playing this time farfaven: excuse you we are playing super smash brothers brawl fight me norandina rikatoni: JONTEIN WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU THESE PEOPLE ARE SOILING MY GOOD NAME noravioli: he and fina are probably making out in a closet somewhere rikatoni: ummmmm??? you’re dead wrong fina is sitting on the other couch silently judging me jontellini: that’s my girl rikatoni: oh yeah NOW you show up macaronia: jontein is the definition of the guy that shows up 15 minutes late with starbucks tbh jontellini: wow you guys have my entire existence figured out jontellini: i can barely believe it macaronia: sometimes i wonder why rikando is the way he is and then i realize he’s just a younger carbon copy of you rikatoni: ummmmm??? what the hell does that mean should i be offended farfaven: it means you’re irritatingly snarky and yes macaronia: oh wowwww rikatoni: aven why the hell are we friends if you’re just gonna insult me farfaven: because rikatoni: … rikatoni: that is almost disturbingly vague noravioli: oh my god you guys are so weird rikatoni: JONTEIN NORANDINA GET DOWN HERE jontellini: fineeee i want to see my girlfriend anyway macaronia: wow you don’t even care about me and aven? macaronia: rude rikatoni: NORANDINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA noravioli: okay okay all right u dumbo noravioli: i’ll be there in five

smakatrima-holes

tartar: ohhhh yess jontein and norandina just showed up to the game room final: we’re going to pulverize these nerds kartel: oh god rest in pieces the pasta group virus: pasta group kartel: shut up asshole they’re all named after pasta virus: really? i had no idea kartel: i hate you so much dolly: i have photographic proof that you really don’t kartel: dallona i stg ur supposed to be the quiet one virus: what could you possibly have photographic evidence of virus: wait virus: dallona no virus: that was an extenuating circumstance tartar: *deep, dramatic gasp* oh my god dallona show me kartel: dallona please do not dolly: i won’t

dolly to tartar

dolly: sent a photo tartar: oh tartar: my tartar: godddd!!!!

smakatrima-holes

tartar: YOU GUYS ARE THE CUTEST kartel: DALLONA WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL MAN virus: whatever she sent you is photoshopped tartar: sure it is viran tartar: sure it is kartel: dallona for the love of god delete that photo tartar: nooo don’t listen to them kartel: TARULLI DELETE THAT PHOTO tartar: oh hell no tartar: i’m showing everyone here that photo tartar: you guys look so innocent and adorable virus: tarulli i was exhausted you can’t prove our friendship through this picture kartel: how was i supposed to move with his bigass head on my shoulder kartel: it’s not my fault he fell asleep on me the total DICK virus: it takes one to know one, karel kartel: god viran would you just shut the hell up for five seconds tartar: i showed fina and she said and i quote: “oh my god that is the cutest fricking thing i have ever seen” kartel: yeah, tarulli? tartar: what kartel: give ur sister the finger for me tartar: wow

tartar to elder

tartar: sent a photo elder: OHOHOHO YESSSS elder: !!!!!!!!

travaga-holes

onurmarco: dude karel and viran just burst in here and they look pissed as hell getseth: i wonder why elder: guys big news i just got the BEST blackmail material ritzy: do i want to know elder: sent a photo ritzy: oh my god i knew they didn't hate each other meow: oh wow that’s hilarious onurmarco: *facepalm* onurmarco: why are we like this onurmarco: wait viran just left but karel’s still here onurmarco: apparently he’s here for revenge getseth: wow we’re gonna die

kartel to virus

kartel: hey, viran, we’re good, right? virus: yeah of course, don’t be ridiculous kartel: okay good kartel: i was just kind of worried, cause u left… kartel: and i mean it's kind of our m.o. to insult each other kartel: just wanted to make sure i didn’t go too far or something virus: yeah, sorry i just remembered some hw i have to crank out real quick then i’ll be down there again virus: and nah dw that was actually a pretty good one virus: kick their asses for me kartel: oh heck yeah they're gonna regret all that virus: don’t die hun i don’t want to have to avenge you kartel: ha ha you’re hilarious kartel: yeah okay sure babe kartel: i’ve got this virus: i know

travaga-holes

getseth: wow they’re demolishing us ritzy: rip getseth: thanks for your support brittany ritzy: no problem elder: i love how brittany is like super quiet outside the chat but like elder: a freaking snarkmaster inside meow: … elder: kat oh my god onurmarco: i still can’t figure out if you’re actually mute or if you just really don’t like talking onurmarco: why won’t you tell usssss meow: >:3 onurmarco: kaaaat why r u like thisss meow: because i love watching u people squirm onurmarco: wow onurmarco: OHHHHHH YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE WE JUST TOTALLY TURNED THE TABLES ON THESE PEOPLE onurmarco: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA getseth: marco omg chill getseth: this is the hyperactiveness i was referring to earlier getseth: oh my god getseth: that is so unfair he just turned around and hit me with the most pitiful puppy dog eyes i have ever seen getseth:  how do u do that onurmarco: X3 ritzy: how the turntables elder: wow seth you are hopeless getseth: don’t even be acting all high and mighty mandy you would be a pile of complete mush too if you were here getseth: his puppy dog eyes are on another level onurmarco: they are i have spent years perfecting them getseth: he even spontaneously formed tears??? getseth: like wtf how do you even??? onurmarco: it’s called talent onurmarco: something i inherently have oodles of getseth: omg you just used the words “inherently” and “oodles” in the same sentence i cannot bREATHE you’re such a DORK onurmarco: all right seth let’s quit talking AND LEAVE THESE LOSERS IN THE DUST

ritzy to getseth

ritzy: oh seth you are so far gone getseth: guuhhhh shut up i knoww

elder to onurmarco

elder: have you accepted it yet onurmarco: shut up mandy elder: oh come on marco it’s so obvious onurmarco: mandy i don’t want to mess things up with him he’s my best friend elder: so you HAVE accepted it elder: excellent onurmarco: leave me alone elder: marco come on i’m only trying to help onurmarco: please i don’t want to talk about this now elder: *sigh* okay fine elder: i’m here to talk when ur ready, all right? onurmarco: okay elder: hey, i’ve got your back, marco, all right? elder: i just want you to be happy. elder: you’re like the brother i never had onurmarco: yeah, i know onurmarco: thanks onurmarco: love ya elder: i love you too, you stubborn dork <3

i lied there’s a bit of plot >:3

[the-fella-over-there]

Here is my official, written reaction to hearing reputation for the first time:

REPUTATION REACTION

1. RFI

2. THIS SONG IS AMAZING. EDDDDDD. AND TAYLOR IS LIKE SPITTING THESE LYRICS AND I LOVE IT. SOOOOO CATCHY!!!!!!

3. SHE SAID SHIT. LOVEEEEE THIS OMG. PLAYBOY... YOU GOTTA LEAVE BEFORE YOU GET LEFT. IF HE SPENDS MY CHANGE... THEY SAY I️ DID SOMETHING BAD. WOOOOOOWWWW. THIS SONG IS SCANDALOUS. THIS IS A POP ALBUM. LIKE AMAZING. THEYRE BURNING ALL THE WITCHESSSSSSSS. SHE IS A WITCH. LIGHT ME UPPPPPPP. EVEN IF YOU ARENT ONE.

4. THEY SAY SHE HAS GONE TOO FAR THIS SONG. I️ ONCE WAS POISON IVY AND NOW IM YOUR DAISY. DRUG REFERENCES........ interesting. OH breakdown. YES. THAT NOTE. Her voice is soaring on this album. Like she is letting loose and you can tell she is feeling herself this time

5. DELICATE - I️ was expecting something a little more stripped. But this is still AMAZING. ALL THE DAMN TIME. This sounds like a sex song lol. But I️ am VIBBING WITH THIS. Like I️ think she is talking about sex... is it too soon to do this yet??

6. LWYMMD

7. Another sex song???? Lol I’m LOVING this Taylor. IM NOT A BAD GIRL BUT I️ DO BAD THINGS WITH YOU. SCRATCHES DOWN YOUR BACK......... wooooaaaahhhhhhh..... 1,2,3.

8. Gorgeous

9. HE POISONED THE WELL. NOTHING GOOD STARTS IN A GETAWAY CAR. THERE WERE SIRENS IN THE BEAT OF YOUR HEART. BONNIE AND CLYDE. SHE TURNED HIM IN. SHE WAS A TRAITOR. DRIVING, CRYING, DYING, SAID GOODBYE IN A GETAWAY CAR.

10. YOU ARE THE ONE I️ HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR. THE ACOUSTIC GUITAR UNDERLAY!!!!!!! NOT EXPECTING THIS BEAT DROP........ JAGUARS LOLOL. THIS IS GONNA BE EPIC AF ON TOUR. DRINKING BEER OUT OF PLASTIC CUPS.

11. OHHHHHH I️ LIKE THIS BEAT. OHHHHHHHH BEAT DROP. YESSSSSSSSSSS. This is some Troye Sivan kinda shit and I’m loving it. IM A MESS BUT A MESS YOU WANTED. I️ HOLD YOU AS THE WATER RUSHES IN. VOCALSSSSS. Amazing vocals!!!

12. HOLYYYYYY F**KKKKKKK. ONLY BOUGHT THIS DRESS SO YOU COULD TAKE IT OFF. IM SPILLING WINE IN THE BATHTUB. I️ woke up just in time. OOOOOHHH THAT STOP.

13. FEELING SO GATSBY. OHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS SOOOOOOO AIMED AT KANYE. PHONE CALLS. FORGIVENESS......... NOPE HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. THATS HILARIOUSSSSS

14. CIWYW

15. Wow. Now this is the real Taylor. This is the Taylor we know and love. This album just told a story and showed that the media portrayed Taylor like an evil human and this last song is for the fans that know who she truly is.

@taylorswift @taylornation

Taylor. This album is AMAZING. It is definitely not what I️ was expecting but it is something that we needed. You needed to write it. We needed to hear it. The media DEFINITELY needed to hear it. That last song really got me. That is the real Taylor. That’s who we know and who loves us more than anything. I️ feel so connected to you. You also just have us a bunch of BOPS that will be played in so many cars and bedrooms all over the world. And, I’m being really honest here, when I️ say bedrooms, I️ mean like sex. This is a sexy album. I️ was really not expecting this. BUT WOW. THAT WENT PLACES I️ NEVER EXPECTED YOU TO GO. Anyway, this album is beautiful and fun and celebratory and it feels like you got something huge out of your system that has been bottled up for a long time with all of this drama over the past few years. You showed everyone with these songs.

I’m so proud of you. I️ love you so much and I️ will always love you. Thank you for being by my side for so long. I️ really hope that this is the era when we will meet and I️ will get to hear you say my name and talk with you about my life. I️ hope I️ get the chance to say Thank You and really show you how much you mean to me. And I️ really want a hug from you. I️ have been dreaming about that for so long. And we need to take cute pictures together. Like a lot of them. I️ love you so much. Thank you for this gift.

🖤 #repInPeace

Love,

Chris