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saturnaous · 4 days ago

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man I'd probably be more focused on collecting pop tabs if I knew where the hell my hug collection went ? I have my kisses and my sex in the upper area of my desk but I haven't a damn clue where my hugs went. I msis them thangs. I had quite a few.

#tbh the only ones I really care about are the kisses and the hugs. I don't actually have a use for the sex ones. I don't deal with that.#points at my asexual flag th. actualyl where is my asexual flag #my fucking desk is a mess. I have to clean this thing. somewhere between the ninja turtles and the measuring tapes is all I could desire #from the pouch #actually lets play a fun game of “what is on spenxers desk”#immeediately; water bottle. old phone. whetstone. dish of jelwery. lamp holding four seperate hats. old gum containers holding pens #pill bottles that are mostly empty I thin k? some itch cream. pliers. snapdragon things. empty mason jar. box of pokemon cards #goblets from christmas. box of cookies. 28 year old tetris. gum. grop strength thing. silly putty. various actior figures from tmnt + mando #uh somewhere in here are thos mesuring tapes. there's a speaker and riza hawkeye figure. unopened can of tuna.#two blacklight flash lights + a normal one. unopened box of travelsized tooth paste.#OH. not on my desk but directly next to. I do have a sledge hammer. and a stick #I use the stick to close my door when I don't want to get up. ther sledge hammer is there for my own enjoyment.#if we're counting next to me theres cruficied moki. and a machete on the far side enxt to a fake sword #I WISH it was real. . .sniffles #also a pile of books on the other side #I don't wanna talk about the areas above my desk. I'm concluding this post.#I fucking need to orginize it's just messy I SWEAR it's not actually dirty I keep it clean and sanitized

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