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dulcescorderitas · 20 hours ago
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dean tilts the bottle to his lips, swigs deep, then sets it down with a loud thunk against the worn motel table. he’s been staring at you for the past five minutes like he’s trying to put together a puzzle where half the pieces are missing. brow furrowed, tongue pressing against the inside of his cheek, green eyes flicking from your face to your body like he's comparing something—like he’s seen you before.
then it clicks. you see it click.
“no way.” he huffs out a laugh, disbelieving. shakes his head like he can’t believe what’s right in front of him. “no fucking way.”
sam looks up from his beer, barely paying attention, but dean’s full-body reaction has him raising an eyebrow. “what?”
dean ignores him, leans in closer, eyes locked on yours like you’ve personally blown his mind. “bunny, you—you posed for playboy, didn't you?”
you blink. then grin, slow and teasing, because oh. so that’s what this is about. “maybe,” you hum, taking a sip from your glass, letting the suspense stretch just to mess with him.
“no, no, don’t play coy with me.” dean’s laughing, that low, gravelly chuckle that rumbles from his chest, shaking his head like he’s genuinely baffled. he turns to sam, smacking his arm. “you hearin’ this? our girl was in playboy.”
sam, for the first time in this entire conversation, actually looks interested. “wait, what?”
“that’s what i’m saying!” dean gestures wildly, then turns back to you, still grinning like he just hit the jackpot. “which one? tell me. wait—don’t tell me, i know. you were in that ‘girls of the open road’ spread, weren’t you?”
you tilt your head, feigning surprise. “you remember that?”
“remember it?” dean scoffs. “i wore that issue out.”
sam makes a noise of pure secondhand embarrassment, running a hand down his face, but dean is fully locked in, grinning like a devil as he shakes his head. “i cannot believe i’m dating a fucking playboy model.”
"an ex-playboy model, it was one photoshoot from last year," you giggle, leaning in, eyes playful. “but, how did i look?”
dean exhales slow, eyes dropping just for a second—just long enough for heat to flicker in them, for his jaw to clench like he’s suddenly remembering every detail of those pictures.
“you looked—” he licks his lips, eyes dragging back up to yours. “sexy as hell.”
his voice is lower now, that gravelly edge deepening just enough to make something stir in your stomach.
“but you know what?” he leans in, real close, his breath warm, voice dipping. “you look even better in person.”
sam groans, shoving his chair back. “okay, you know what? i need another beer.”
dean barely acknowledges him. his gaze flicks down, just for a second. then he grins, teeth flashing, voice dropping to something lusty.
“especially these.” he gestures, open-palmed, vaguely in the direction of your chest. “i mean, damn, bunny. damn.”
you laugh, leaning back, stretching just enough to tease. “you like ‘em?”
dean lets out a low whistle. “babe, playboy did not do you justice.”
sam mutters something about needing stronger alcohol and disappears toward the fridge, while dean just watches you, shaking his head like he still can’t believe his luck.
tags: @soldiersgirl @iloveeveryoneyoureamazing @legalmente-loca @bluemerakis @whisperingdaze @cherrygirlfriend @figthoughts @sunsbaby @ambiguous-avery @bocadelinfierno @sunnyteume
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not-rigel · 2 days ago
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She'll come to you, when she's ready
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a man, my father, ruined my day so i wrote vika's daddy issues
warnings: be prepared thius is going to hurt to read, some emotional neglect, bad parenting, sevika crying, sevika's first kill (not explicitly described but continually referenced). angst all the way, then some comfort for like 6 sentences
WC: 887
not proof read
When Seviika was a girl, her father put her to bed everynight. Sometimes he’d tell her a sweet story, sometimes he’d tell her she’s his only reason to live. But once, and only once, he gave her a terrible prediction about her future. 
“In one way or another, we all have blood on our hands. One day, we will do something and someone will die. One day, you will have someone’s blood on your hands. That’s what living down here is. It's what it does to you. Bug, you promise me one thing. Learn how to wipe your hands afterward, and never mind the smears.” 
It terrified her at six years old. It was her second biggest fear, after him dying, that one day she would kill someone. And the only comfort her father offered was to pay it no mind. And that's the way he became with everything. Any issue in the Undercity invoked the same reaction in him. No reaction at all. If someone was being mugged two feet from him, he kept walking. If enforcers were making an unjust arrest in a neighboring apartment, he locked the door and never spoke of it. If there was screaming heard from below, he played a record to better ignore the sound. Sevika hated it all. Hated that she would be a killer one day. Hated that her father wants her to be indifferent to that fact. Hated that he wanted her to be indifferent to everything. So she ran. At fifteen, she took what she could carry and left. And she found people so opposite from her father. People who kicked in the teeth of anyone picking on the weak. People who brought food to the children whose father was taken away. People like Vander. Her life didn't have to be what her father said it was. She finally felt allowed to care. The less she stuck her head in the dirt, the less she believed all his lessons. But at nineteen years old, the worst lesson he taught her came back to test her. 
She scrubbed as hard as she could, but the blood never washed away. Sevika didn't want this. Her entire life should've prepared her for this, her father prepared her for this… Vander tried so hard to reassure Sevika it isn’t her fault but she doesn’t hear him out. Now she wishes she had listened to her father, had learned at least something before leaving home. Home… Her father… he would know what to do. He never cared about death or about killing. He never thought twice about anything at all. 
So Sevika went home, seeking him when she needed his apathy. She walked through the streets, thinking of all the ways he would scold her. But she knew she could rely on him to make her ignore the revulsion she feels toward herself. She thinks until she finds herself at his door, their door. She knocks on the door and prays he answers instead of turning the lock. So she calls out to him. 
“I need you to open the door, Baba please.” 
First the lock clicks, then the door opens and her father has aged far past four years. His head is more grey than black and his face has more wrinkles. He takes one look at her, seeing the dried blood clinging to her hands and clothes. And the way she stared at it. Just as he told her not to do. 
“Oh, bug. Come in. Let's get you cleaned up,” he said and that was all it took for Sevika to fall apart. She cried for the first time since she was twelve, and she forgot how much she hated the feeling. It is wet and messy and ugly and makes breathing so hard. She won’t wipe the tears or snot away, not wanting someone's blood on her face. He guides her indoors by the shoulder, shutting and locking the door behind them. He didn’t allow her to explain, sitting her down and washing her hands and face as he repeated that old lesson to her. 
“I wasn't being fair to you. I shouldn't have expected you to understand it then. Violence, this blood, it isn’t your fault. Violence is a symptom, and Piltover is our illness. This city is sick, and it is Piltover’s fault. Unless we’re cured of our disease, our symptoms will linger and get worse. The best thing you can do is accept that we are not strong enough to fight them and move on. You hear me, bug?” 
Sevika hears him, but now in the way he intended. What she heard from him was “Unless we are cured of our disease’ and finally one thing her father said felt true. She knew she needed to cure the Undercity of its disease. If she was destined to wipe blood off her hands a hundred times over, she’d do it curing her city. 
“I hear you Baba,” she nods and he pats her shoulder. Again, all her childish emotions rush over her and she needs something to hold onto. She hasn’t hugged her father since she was nine, but she rushes to his arms like the past decade never happened. And for the first time in her life, her arms can fully wrap around him.
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magicalbuttertarts · 3 days ago
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Can I please request smut prompt 8 with Jey Uso x female plus size reader. Oh and can you please use Jey's real name (Joshua or Josh for short lol)
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Warnings: Smut under the cut. Unprotected sex. Semi-public sex. Mentions of oral (f receiving) a bit of mirror sex. A smidge of choking. Cum in pussy.
Requested by @miss-kuki-nz
WC: 582
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#8:“I’ve never wanted to fuck you more than I do now”
"Joshua, if you don't stop messing around, I will shave off your hair." I pulled my face away from her chest, hiding my smirk behind a cough as I could see my teeth marks in her skin.
"Now baby, you wouldn't do that. You love gripping my hair when I am between your beautiful thighs."
Her glare at me didn't deter me from running my hands down her plump body and grabbing her ass through her skirt.
"Josh, please, I have to get you ready for tonight." I sighed and let go of her, placing my hands in my lap, knowing she is right.
I let her continue getting me ready for my match, but my mind wondered to us, in our hotel room earlier.
Her and I in the shower.
Me between her legs as her body shook above me, as the water cascaded down our naked bodies.
I licked my lips, wanting another taste of her, but that would have to wait until after the show tonight.
We always arrive early due to her doing hair and makeup, and today was no exception, which cut into our time together.
"Joshua, I asked you a question."
"Mhmm, sorry about that, what did you ask?"
"Are you okay? You seem a bit off."
I cleared my throat before asking, "Want to know the truth?" She nodded her head yes.
“I’ve never wanted to fuck you more than I do now."
I stood up, wrapping my arms around her waist, and pulling her flushed against me before smashing my lips against hers, the two of us moaning into the kiss.
"Gonna fuck now. Need you." I warned her between kisses.
The only sounds in the room were my hips slamming off her ass, her muffled moans against my hand and my quiet grunts as I fucked her through another orgasm.
I fucked her hard, so fucking hard, just like how she likes it.
Her pussy juices soaking my cock every time I bottomed out in her tight, warm pussy.
I pulled my hand away from her mouth, her own hand covering her mouth as she knew she couldn't keep quiet, my name slipping from her mouth before she covered it.
I wrapped my arms around her waist, leaning across her back, grinding my hips against her ass, angling my hips just so, that I am nudging that soft, spongy spot inside of her.
I stood up straight, bringing her along with me. I made eye contact with her in the mirror, as I ran my hands up and down her body, her gorgeous body that drives me crazy every single time I see her.
"One more. Give me one more." I groaned as I wrapped my hand around her throat, and squeezed it.
Her mouth fell open in a silent moan as her pussy clenched around my cock, so tight it hurt for a moment.
But I followed right behind her, groaning her name into the back of her head as I stilled, coming deep inside of her.
Our moment was ruined by knocking on the locked door.
"Hurry the hell up Josh. Your music is about to play." My brother called, making me swear under my breath, and pull away from her.
"I'll see you later baby." I kissed her goodbye after quickly helping her get herself situated.
"I'll be right here. Now go." She playfully pushed me away, making me laugh as I ran to where it was supposed to go.
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writingoddess1125 · 15 hours ago
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Mr. and Mrs. Riley pt 2
Once again, I had way too much fun writing this lol, Honestly this has been one of the longest word count stories Ive made!
<< Part 1
Simon 'Ghost' Riley xFemReader
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NOTE: Its clearly in the story but just in case this will be almost 12-13 years AFTER COD MW2
WARNING: Angst, Weapons, Deaths (Nothing Major), Fluff
You continued to stand there, messing with your necklace. Biting your lip a bit as you struggle to look at Simon who was still on the other side of the room.
"I really didn't want this to ever happen-"
You manage to mumble out, Simon scoffing a little.
“What that you were apart same bastards I’ve spent years tracking down.”
You exhale sharply, rubbing your temples now. “It was brief, Simon. I left and went to Kortac after realizing what the hell they actually were-”
“Brief or not, you were one of them.” He cuts you off, voice edging dangerously close to anger now. “You wore their goddamn patch, took their orders. Tell me, love- how may war crimes under that belt love?"
You glare at him. “Oh, and I suppose you were some holy fucking saint? You didn’t lie to me for years about what you did? Or even the fuck you are?”
Simon’s expression doesn’t change, but his silence seemed to have spoken for itself.
"Listen- I didn't tell you I am apart of Special Ops or-"
"Oh! You're in the special Ops? Currently!? Not just in the past as that Mask wearing asshole?? Youre currently a MAJOR mask wearing asshole and in special Ops?" You say sharply, Simon closing his eyes at the slip of giving that 'particular' info.
You take a step forward, pointing a finger at him “You said you worked as a low level Cadet in Logistics"
He exhales sharply. “And what would you have done if I had told you? If I came home and said, ‘Hey love, I lead a black ops units, hunt down high-value targets, and wear a goddamn skull mask? Oh wait one of those targets are you?’”
“I should’ve known!” You throw your hands up. “Im Your Wife!”
Simon’s gaze left your face then. “And I would’ve known that you were one of the very people we were fighting. Im your Husband afterall”
...
You swallow hard, your hands balling into fists at your sides. “I left them... Well WELL over a decade ago!”
“But you didn’t tell me.” His voice is quieter now, but no less sharp. “You didn’t tell me who you worked for, what you did, who you might’ve fought against.”
You shake your head, stepping back slightly.
“Why would I? It was long before we even started dating! Youre the one who has been lying to me!”
"Well You lied too so why are you so mad?" He asked casually as if he was trying to sweep this argument away which only made your blood boil.
"I didnt lie to you, I just never brought it up- It wasny important" You scoff, crossing your arms. “And You lied to me first.”
"It doesn't matter who did it first- It was a matter of the gravity-" He shot back just as fast, looking down at you with a scowl on his face as he stood there now shifting a bit closer to you.
You shot him another glare- "Oh? So mine is worse then yours?"
He gave a light shrug and nodded, making you scoff in anger. "Oh really, We are playing this?"
"Yes we are- Fact is I shouldn't find out my Wife is a war criminal after 11 years of marriage"
"Well 'Major' since you do such fantastic work how haven't you figured it out huh? Guess shooting stuff and lying is your strong points instead of anything else hm?-"
You shot at him with a sarcastic smile, clearly aiming at his ego- Which clearly worked by the nasty little glare he shot you.
Gritting his teeth a little he took a steady breath.
"Listen- This is a problem" He gestured to you overall making your jaw drop in anger.
"Is there anyone else that I know who is a 'Former' War Criminals? Cause the fact is clearly I can't tell since you guys are wonderful at lying-"
Simon asked sarcastically clearly trying to take a shot back at yoh, however saw the look on your face and narrowed his eyes.
"...Who-"
"Rozlin.. She was one who moved to Kortec with me" You said softly now not looking at him.
He throws his hands up at hearing this and curses under his breath as he turns away from.
"The God-Mother of our Children- Fan-Fucking-Tastic. Are the women in my life War Criminals?"
"Will you stop calling me that! I wasn't a damn War Criminal you rat bastard!"
He snaps back at you now with what could only be described as a 'I'm about to jump out this god damn window' look to his face.
"Okay Now I clearly gotta know- Why!? Why would you enlist with a terrorist group? Like Fucking Hell, what was it that made you go- Hm this seems like a good idea!"
You sighed heavily now just running your hands over your hair, stressed by all of this.
"I.. I got offered the position by a boyfriend at the time"
You manage out, and swear you can see 20 different emotions go over your husband's face before settling on a blank almost soulless look.
"Oh- So a boyfriend suggested it? Please do tell, did you leave after a bad fight between you two?"
He grumbled out, making you shake your head at the clear just nastiness of his current anger.
"No asshole. He died- and.."
You took a seat on the corner of the bed and shifted your feet with a heavy sigh- Simon still irritated but by the look on his face the guilt was clear...
"Sorry..."
You waved off his apology
"Afterwards I panicked, I thought we were the good guys and afterwards I learned we weren't- I got prepared to jump ship with one of my peers who learned what was taking place.."
You sighed and messed with your necklace again-
"I felt a few weeks after that- And ironically after a encounter with you"
Simon immediately stiffed up at learning this- that anger seemingly almost fully evaporating in seconds, looking to you as his eyes seemed to rapidly scan over your body.
"Wher-"
"Afghanistan" You say calmly, Gesturing to the little knotted scar an your arm. Having looked at it a thousand times but now it made his stomach churn at the realization what it was.
"I.. Shot you?"
"Well.. Back then you didnt know me, Good thing you missed and couldn't find me" You chime trying to lighten that up and look back at him- However Simon had a unreadable look on his face. His hand over his mouth as he seemed to be in a different place.
Seeing how that settled on him.. for one of the few times in your whole marriage you could see his thoughts written on his face- I shot my wife.. Oh my God I shot my wife..
You sigh heavily and reach over grabbing the strings of his sweats to pull him to you gently and plopped him down next to you on the bed.
"Simon.. Its really okay-"
He shakes his head quickly, looking forward still a bit out of it- After that the two of you sat in silence, unsure if it was just the situation at hand or the adrenaline dying down.
Simon finally glanced at you after this period of silence, clearly just trying to figure out what to say.
"So.. What was his name?"
"Vance" You say with a casual shrug, You werent going to tell your husband he had been mainly a guy you kept around just to knock boots with on the regular.
Simon stared at you for a moment before huffing a small laugh under his breath.
"Well who knew dick was apart of your benifits pl..."
He closed his eyes, Knowing immediately he fucked up- He had been trying to make a joke to ease things and knew immediately those words left that was probably the worse thing to possibly ever say. You turning to look at him in fucking rage on your face.
"Thats it-!"
Standing up you grab one of the pillows from the bed and throw it at him which he caught with ease.
"You get to sleep in the office-" You say sharply, As Simon face scrunched up in confusion-
"Not the sofa?"
"No- Office. Rozlin helped us pick that couch so I'm sure Major Simon 'Ghost' Riley wouldn't want to sleep on a couch picked by two war criminals"
You say mocking his voice at the last one, Also tossing him the small throw blanket right at his face.
"Don't forget your knife too asshole-"
You wave in the direction of his tactical knife still on the bed. Simon reached over and yanked the knife off the bed a bit dramatically as he put it back in his holster, Clutching the Pillow and Blanket.
"Lov ya-"
"Love you too"
You both grumble, Not due to actually saying I love you- but clearly just mad in general.
Simon walked out of the room and closed it behind him. Looking up the the ceiling in frustration, rubbing his face as he knew he fucked up with that last little comment. Silently walking to his office to sleep on the floor.
Truthfully it had been a miserable night for both of you...
The next morning the routine had been fairly the same as everyday it had been. However this time you two were still a bit frosty with each other to say the least- if not Simon staring at you a bit more as if trying to figure out something.
By the time Simon had gotten out of the shower and seeing how you had folded them and placed them on his desk instead of their usual spot on the bed. He stared at them for a bit longer then normal, before getting dressed and walking into the kitchen.
Simon stopped as he picked up his cup of coffee which was in the place it always was. Looking to you as you made him and Elijah some breakfast toasties- seemingly having some extra time this morning to do so.
Handing over the two wrapped in foil to him before putting some more on for your son.
You two locked eyes, Before Simon reached to his side and held out a thinned file and placed it in your hands much to your confusion.
"Burn that for me.... afterall you're my wife before anything else"
He said softly, Kissing your forehead as he took his breakfast and coffee with him- leaving you standing there in nothing but shock as you stared at the file in hand and your husband leaving to his car.
He got promoted to the sofa after that-
However Simon really didn't want his stay on the sofa forever which after the first week was starting to seem like the case.
While he wasn't having a blow up fight with you it didn't mean things werent.. Tense-
Snide comments rained free from both of you, small checks for holsters and weapons almost daily- And he even got a knife flown next to his head landing in the drywall when he almost mumbled a certain word equal to a female dog-
It was.. stressful to say the least for both of you-
Simon once again in his work office- Mentally and physically exhausted.. He always had been used to the hard uncomforble beds of the military- he essentially grew up on them. But now he was so used to when he was home being next to you, so the idea of you just being down the hall was making it fucking torture.
He hadn't even gotten to the piles of files thag demanded his attention. Domestic Terrorist attacks, drug moves- It was highly important but he was so mentally spent it might as well be just be bricks he would need to deal with later..
He heard the door open and sat up, prepared for some agent to invade his space.
"Look whit we got here!"
"Fuckin Hell-" He grumbled, Seeing Johnny 'Soap' Fucking-MacTavish walking damn near strutting in. Simon Leaning back in his seat as the scott smiled and plopped himself on one of the chairs across from him.
"Johnny not today-"
"Aww work got ye in a shit mood?"
Johnny was one of the few who knew of you or the kids for that matter. He had needed witnesses for his elopement anyway and Johnny was trustworthy- paired for when he was in town a easy babysitter.
Even if he was a pain in his ass- He grumbled under his breath, rubbing his neck which was a bit sore from the arm of the sofa.
"No.. Sleeping on the damn sofa-"
"Awww fucked up bad huh?-" Johnny chuckled which earned him a nasty glare from the masked man.
"How long have you been banished for?"
"...1 Day on the Office Floor and 9 days on the couch" Simon grumbled, crossing his arms as he looked to his desk. Johnny Hissing in shock at hearing this-
"Damn- You truly fucked up" Johnny said with a chuckle, smiling like the devil as he leaned back in his seat.
"Wad ya do?"
"Nothing that concerns you-" He grumbled out, earning a chuckle from Johnny who sat up to lean on his palm.
"Well if ya don't tell me how am I gonna help ya mate?"
Simon looked to Johnny, while the scott couldn't see it from his mask Simon was biting his inner cheek in thought.
"A bad situation on all fronts.. and my smart comments didn't exactly assist in that either.. and now it's a God damn battlefield-"
Johnny raised a brow at this, knowing that even with what little info he had this wasn't good. At All.
"Hm.. Start with the classics then- cooking a dinner together, some candles some nice words to smooth it over?"
Simon shook his head no immediately at that. He could see that going wrong really fucking quick- A enclosed space, knives, possible fire discussing a heavy topic with a lot of emotions?
Yeah fuck that-
"No no- Nothing with... Sharp knives.. Or fire for that matter"
Johnny gave him a bit of a wide eyed look, clearly having questions but not brave enough to ask him.
"Okay? Uh Fancy Resturant? Why not Bocca di Lupo? You took her there for ya guys 10 year anniversary right? Familiar space, Romantic atmosphere?"
Simon thought for a moment, nodding that it was a fairly good idea- even if his pockets hurt at just hearing the Resturants name again.. He remembered nearly popping a blood vessel when he paid 27£ for a beer.. a shit beer at that.
"That should work.."
He grumbled, before narrowed his eyes at the male and sighed heavily- He knew Johnny, and he knew this wasn't for free..
"..What do I owe for this?"
Johnny gave a cheeky grin.
"Depends- Need a babysitter?"
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Simon ♡: 'I want to take you to dinner tonight, It will be nice, Dress Up'
You'd raised a brow at the text, apprehensive and worried however decided not to argue it.
You were fortunate enough to know that your darling husband wasn't the best with Text so this wasn't rude either.
Just him-
Setting up bottles for Lily and silently wandering what was planned- However decided to just go with it.
Afterall couldn't be any worse then how things are now..
The day did seem to fly by however not peacefully, Lily having decided that today she wanted to remind you how much a 11 month old can rain terror.
Aka it seemed she wanted only her Dad that day so just- Fuck You I guess.
Which lead to a lot of trying, Lily finally falling asleep crying- Then waking up..
To More fucking crying.
When Simon got home with Elijah your son running up to you while you stood there holding a still sobbing Lily as he showed you the lasted- everything from his classes.
"Look Mummy! We gotta do a assignment on our parents! Will you help?"
"Yes of course Baby" You say softly, trying to remain as sweet as possible as one child screamed in your ear and the other decided to want to show you ever peice of paper that has ever been printed.
"Alright Lad. Go shower, get your homework out and take a seat at the table" Simon gruffed out, Elijah nodding as he ran off to do as asked.
"Well don't you look like a joy-" Simon said as he stared at you, You making sure to cut him a nasty ass look as you hand your daughter over to him.
"She has decided you are the one of the day. Seems she has terrible taste once more" Simon held Lily who leaned into him immediately calming down-
"Hey Least one of the women in this house like me-" He said softly. You rub your face a bit, clearly exhausted.
"You said you wanted to go out?"
"Yeah we are gon'a head to Bocca di Lupo for dinner.."
You look to him confused, Bocca di Lupo? You knew he hated that place, It had been one of a funniest anniversaries for you when the two of you stepped foot in that place- Remembering seeing how he seemed like a bull in a China shop looking around the place, trying to figure out why he was getting one bite of food per plate and asking the waiter why was he being served decorations on a plate then food-
You had died laughing the whole time and seeing it all in a very fond light- "Are you sure?- Last time we went you got McDonald's on the way to the Anniversary suite"
"We aren't talking about the Maccies thing- I feel like a space outside of the house were we can.. talk I suppose is nice-"
You raise a brow hearing how this seemed a bit rehearsed, but shrugged-
"Okay"
"Good.. The reservation isn't for a few hours, so you can take a bath or- whatever.. I'll watch the kids for the time being"
He saw the way your face softened, looking at him both greatful and suspicious. "Thank you, That sounds really nice actually"
He nodded, a bit awkwardly as you walked off to go take a bath anf unwind.
Simon silently thanked Johnny for giving him this script and convincing him to make the reservation for later that evening. Looking to Lily in his arms as she stared up at him-
"Let's see if this works eh Sweet Girl?"
After a admittedly heavenly bath and a short power nap. You got ready for this evening out.
Stepping out of the bedroom in your nice black dress as you put on earrings and nice heels. Hearing the front door slam open.
"Looking Lovely as ever Bonnie" You see Johnny in the livingroom- Also holding Lily as she seemed while not as happy, at least not screaming her head off, as Elijah was there eating what seemed to be pizza and chicken dippers.
"Hey Johnny, Simon has you as the babysitter?" You chuckle as you walk all the way out to the livingroom.
"Well ya know, always wanna help a Mate out of course!" He said cheerfully, Simon was at the dining room table seemingly patiently waiting to enter the bedroom to grab his nice clothes.
"I'm sure-" You say softly, Adjusting your dress a bit. Before looking yo Johnny calmly as he snagged some chicken dippers himself, now having grown suspicious of the man himself as he had always been a 'friend' from the military.
It didn't take long for Simon to come back out dressed in his nice dress pants and white button up, Shifting a bit as he always had some problems with formal wear.
"Ah look at ya! You almost clean up nice" Johnny chimed, earning a glare from Simon and a chuckle from you.
"Don't wait up Johnny-"
He grumbled out, After some quick goodbyes to the kids and you swore you saw Simon snag a slice, you both headed to his car-
This leading to possibilities the most awkward car ride of your guys lives, it had been almost dead silent- as if you two didn't know how to even start a conversation.
Taking a soft breath you reach over to turn on the radio-
Before Careless Whisper blasted through the car.
...
You two sit there, Simon silently driving but you swore you saw him blink one eye then the other like he was seconds away from losing it. You also closing your eyes as you collected yourself mentally.
You turn the radio back off.. Silence filling the car once again.
It was almost an hour to the resturant like this, Simon paying for parking once you two arrived.
Looking at the overly stuffy resturant ahead of you.
It would be funny how the two of you seemed to loath having to enter the place.
You took his arm and leaned to his side like how you two had walked in here before to try and seem normal- Till you felt it.. A clear handle on his side, Looking up at him with a glare.
Simon wrapped a arm around you quickly as well- He already felt the holster under your dress as he leaned into your ear.
"You leave yours in the car I'll leave mine.."
He said lowly, You narrowed your eyes at him before nodding in agreement. Both of you going back to respective sides of the car and taking off the hidden holsters- Simon pulling out a massive fucking knife that made your blood boil- Before you pulled out a small Pistol.
He stared at you in disbelief when you set the gun under the passenger seat.
"You were gonna shoot me!?"
"They are non-lethal bullets! Im not gonna murder the father of my children" You Hiss back as you point to the massive Rambo blade in his hand.
"What about that- It's literally the size of my damn head" You point back to him.
"I would have clipped your arm or something- Nothing of true damage"
"Oh wanna make sure I match the other shoulder?" You hiss, You see the way he gritted his teeth as he stashed the knife under his seat.
This leading the two of you to rather angrily march to the restaurant. The two of you sit at the very nice table in dead silence... It was painfully tense.
So bad that other tables were seemingly just as tense.
Simon scowling while sipping the 27£ Beer that tasted like honey piss and you barely tasted the far too bitter wine.
Only snapping out of the painfully angry silence when the waiter came back over.
"Are you two ready to order?"
"Just uh.. A few more minutes please?" Simon said softly, the overly stuffy waiter leaving with a curt nod before walking off.
....
You look to Simon and give a gentle sigh.
"Simon.. This feels, Well very- Tense. Do you want to go back to the house.."
"Fuck No.." He grumbled, You narrow your eyes at your husband unsure if he was being rude or simply upset over this all.
"Do you seriously want to have this kind of talk here?" You whisper.
Simon leaned his face on his palm as he gave a soft smirk "Safer then at home- it seems.. Or in the car with the gun"
You pick up the steak knife and point it at him in a silent threat which he narrows his eyes at you in a silent- I fucking dare you.
However Simon suddently stopped, looking towards the front of the resturant as he seened to be scanning- His eyes narrowing. You look to him confused as something seemed to have his interest- His eyes widen suddently.
"Down!-"
Simon reached for you as it felt like the world slowed down for a second- Seeing a flash of light at what used to be the front door as Simon grabbed you hard and yanked you to the floor.
A yelp leaving you as Simon shielded you with his body fast, a rain of glass and wood seemingly raining down.
Loud explosion hitting your ears that make your ears rings and dizzy. God the memories of this before coming back in full swing- 'Why did I ever do this shit again?..'
Simon pulled up as you stared down at your dazed face with concern, his hand going to you cheek to look you over.
"You alright?" He ask, his eyes wide as you give a shaky nod.
"Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine" You say softly, Hearing the sound of gunfire and shouts for everyone to get down.
You sat up quickly and the two of you hid behind the broken furniture- Hearing patrons scream as they were herded like cattle.
Simon closed his eyes as he thought back to one of the files on his desk 'Domestic Terrorist' Fan-Fucking-tastic... and this defiantly would be a good spot- bunch of rich fucks in a flashy spot?.. Yeah.
He turned ready to tell you to run and hide elsewhere however saw you not far off, Your gaze focused as you seemed to be scouting out what was there- That dazed look of your gone.. It was focused, trained as you looked around.
He silently moves closer to you keeping an eye out.
"What are you doing?" He grumbled, feeling ready to snap and yank you to the nearest exit but you point instead.
"Hostages, This isn't to kill" You mumble pointing forward- Simon following your gaze and seeing the exact same pattern as you-
'This is to buy time- so something bigger was elsewhere'
"We looking at 11?" Simon hummed softly, you glancing to the side-
"Bakers dozen-" You whisper pointing to the right showing the addional two.
He nods and motions the two of you forward. Simon gesturing for you to move to the side to hide while he handled this. Grabbing a spare balaclava he usually kept in his pockets as he slipped it on.
You sent him a glare as you grabbed a medical face mask you uses during cold and flu season from your purse and put it on and taking off your heels and holding them.
"This is dangerous, Go hide-"
He hissed out and pointed to the side.
"Kiss my ass-"
Simon equally glared at you, Till the sound of footsteps approached and he spun around-
Seeing one of the mercs turning to look for other hostages as he was turned with his back to him Simon was quick to grab the man and slam him to the ground. Covering his mouth, as he was was fast to snap his neck to silence them.
Quickly you grabbed the dead man's gun a X16 and check the ammo.
That's when you heard that so welcomed scream near by of one of the women who had been seated near your table making a run for it- Catching the attention of the men who came in your direction to catch the idiot.
"Shit" "Shit..." You both say in unison-
"See if he has any hand to hand weapons- I work better with those" You manage to say to Simon as both of you fast to take cover as you hear the group fast to approach.
"See this is what I fucking mean..." Simon muttered clearly not expecting you to hear him as he searched the body more which came up empty.
"What do you mean?"
You ask anf load a magazine as you were behind the thickened table looking to your husband not far from you-
"Feels like I turn around and just- Boom another reminder my wife is keeping deadly ass secrets from me"
"It wasn't a matter of wanting to keep secrets, It was the fact that I didn't see that as a part of my life anymore after I left"
"To your left-" Simon said calmly as you aimed and shot the soldiers in the head coming around the corner fast.
This alerting of your guys presents as now gunfire could be heard coming towards the two of you, you quickly sliding your gun to Simon as you knew he was a better shot, while picking up a steak knife.
"Well it just sort of feel like I got blindsided is all- I mean even without knowing it could have still put us all in danger"
He stressed, Moving from his position forward quickly and reached over grabbing another armored male who had rushed towards them and shooting him in the back as he tossed his body to the side and went back to cover.
After another rushed over with a Automatic and starting to fire rapidly- Clearly burning through his ammo as the two of you waited for the reload.
"I understand where you're coming from Darling- and im sorry for not at least giving some sort of heads up about it.. Its just difficult"
You relent as you grab a fancy dressed man cowering near you and drag him to safety off to the side by his collar. As you saw the soilder who was walking closer reloading his automatic as fast as he could clearly not spotting you- you pounced, sinking the steak knife into the back of his neck making sure you heard the crack- He fell silently as you caught him and laid him down to the ground.
"Truthfully I really did think I was with the good guys- I mean come on there are a lot of registered soldiers that were apart of that at the time. I just thought I was one of them"
Simon thought for a second and nodded, seeing your perspective at that. Watching as you savaged the man's body for ammo and other useful weapons.
"Fair point actually"
Pulling up some more magazines and getting them to Simon as you saw nothing of use, few med kits, a couple of shit knives-
'God they got such bullshit stuff..'
"I do also want to talk about you lying about the rank however. Why didn't you want to tell me?"
Simon rolled his eyes a bit, Pausing for a second as he waited for his next target.
"It was dangerous and I know I shouldn't have lied about it- However I was worried you would have freaked out when we had first started dating and I just never wanted to bring that back up.. and Im sorry"
He admitted, Looking back at you with regret- Your eyes softening as you saw the remorse.
"Listen I wouldn't have cared about who you are or even your position- I would have supported you either way"
Simon mumbled as the two quietly crept through the resturant- Hearing the sound of several of the men clearly looking for the two of you.
"I know- I just didn't want to pull you guys into that life, I figured if I didn't speak about it. Then you guys aren't involved"
Simon turned the corner as he went to shoot one of the men in the back of the head, however it jammed and he instead dragged the man down with him covering his mouth as he looked back at you, You staring back at him.
"So- Ironically we were doing the same thing in different directions"
"Guess so"
The man in Simon's arms looking both terrified and utterly confused as Simon easily restrained him.
"I don't like that our relationship started out on secrets and lies- Fact is, we haven't in almost 11 years of being married even scratched the surface of our early lives" You whisper low- Seeming the way Simon face seemed to twitch at the mention of early life.
You hand Simon the steak knife as he sighed sinking the knife into the guys neck while keeping the males mouth covered still and tossing him to the ground lazily.
"Your right.. I think we just got so-" He tried to think of the word-
"Secure?"
"That's the word Thank you. Secure in not addressing it, it let this type of thing take place"
You nod in agreement at this. Hearing the sound of vans and other shouts from outside the Restaurant.
Simon saw that the authorities and one of his teams were arriving, glancing back at you as he gestures to the closest exit to sneak out of. Which you two quietly and quickly do, managing out by what seemed to be a Alley most likely for employees.
You smile from under your mask quickly slipping it off and set your heels back down and slipped them back on before leaning against the brick walls, a clearly winded and fanning yourself some.
"Little winded there love?" You could hear Simon joke a bit, earning a side glare from you.
"Hey- it's been well over a decade and two kids since I last did that shit. Give me some slack okay?"
The two of you giggle at this, Simon also rolling his shoulder a bit. While active still it had been a hot minute since he was down in the trenches like that.
"Listen- I'm sorry.. I shouldn't have assumed the worse and should have been.. more honest" Simon finally said looking to you.
"Im sorry too, I should have also been more honest and open about everything. Maybe after this, and with some time we can start to just unravel our- admittedly probably fucked up past?" He nodded in agreement, Glancing from the side of the Alley seeing how the remaining terrorist were already being handled in some way.
Glancing around as he gestured to the car still in the paid parking spot as he silently moved the two of you over to it.
Once to the car the two of you look to each other, Simon placing a hand on your hip as he looks at you softly. "I love you okay?.. I dont want stupid shit like this to affect out marriage"
Your eyes soften at this, and you place a gentle kiss on his masked lips.
"I love you too Darling, and I promise no matter what we will always handle things together. Team Mr and Mrs Riley forever"
"Thats stupid as hell" He grumbled making you laugh. He heard his phone go off as he pulled it from his back pocket, seeing ironically his job requesting him at the resturant.
"Fuck-"
He grumbled, you giggling at this.
"Oh the irony- Also let's get your hoodie from the back" You say softly as you pat his chest, Breaking the hold the two of you shared. Simon about to question why till he looked down at his white button shirt seeing it covered in a nice bit of blood.
"Damn.. This was expensive"
"This is why you wear black Darling-" You joke as you gesture to yourself still in your pretty black dress going to the trunk to grab the hoodie he kept in the trunk from the last hiking trip he took- also finding his sweats and his running shoes.
"Also good thing you didn't take these out of the car liked I asked- so they could be washed" You also shot at him, He playfully opened his arms at you as if showing his bloodied self off.
"My vices at times come to be blessings"
Walking back with a shake of your head and hand him the clothes, which he quickly changes into and tosses the bloody dress clothes into the trunk.
"Now- You go be Major Ghost okay. I'll see Simon back at the house" You say softly, You could see Smile through his mask as he nodded.
"And is Simon back allowed in the bedroom?"
He asked, Hopeful. You caress his cheek at this.
"You are more then welcome Darling, and possibly extra"
The second those words came out of your mouth you could possibly see the excited twinkle in Simon's eyes, As he carefully escorted you to the car with a firm hand on your lower back.
"I'll hold you to that, Now please get home safely Lov"
You had to snort back a laugh at this as you placed a kiss on his covered cheek.
"You be safe, I'll see you at home"
Getting into the car you started your way back off. Simon taking a moment to watch you drive off, before he silently do a fist pump to himself in silent celebration- turning onto his heel at the chaos of gun fire and more on the overly expensive restaurant he wasn't sad to see gone.
He had never walked into a Domestic Terrorist scene so damn happy before.
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purpdrawsthings · 3 days ago
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Hey wdym it's been like 24 days since that one post I made that was like to draw ppls Me Puzzles' ?... Oh.
I'M SO SORRY FOR LEAVING Y'ALL HANGING FOR ALMOST A MONTH GUHHHHHH
Immediately speed running since yesterday and today. Yes that meant I didn't even do anything for more than 20 days. I'm a lazy person you see 💥💀
Guess the Spotify music motivated me so hard I decided to speed run ig let's go?
Anyways enough yapping I know thats what y'all don't wanna read or see about rn y'all wanna see the JUICY Puzzles I drew right???
Anyways have them + how I think about them =D
Btw these weren't meant to be coloured.
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First up, @fluffygiraffe 's PJ!
We got the silly Puzzles that was first to comment on the post! Hihi Fluffygiraffe. Idk anything about this Puzzles but I just gotta say I love the way you draw in a fuzzy and almost comforting art style and also PJ's design is very very cute thank you for the Puzzles 💜
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Second, @emeraldsk 's Complete Puzzles!
Wait.. I've seen this man before... Hmmmmmmmmmm oh nvm. /silly anyways, I like the design! It's quite nice and the way the colours are arranged are done quite nicely. Overall, this Puzzles is approved by yours truly 💜
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Third, we got @mrtophat518 's Grudge Puzzles!
Ono we got an edgy Puzzles chat get away /silly anyways, I've read the entirety of the whole Grudge Puzzles AU blog just today! I love that one time he broke the literal fourth wall and cracked the screen, that was a really nice surprise. [Thanks Micheal for fixing the glass with a new one we owe you something 💥] overall, the story is very enteresting and very VERY intriguing! I'm hoping to see how this progresses! Oh and also I love the puffy sleeves, those are literally my favourite, thank you for putting that on your Puzzles teehee it was fun 💜
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Fourth, we got @bidinonsense 's Virus Puzzles!
I appreciate Alex for sending this in with their submission! The design is quite interesting to say the least! [Ooooooo funny sharp thingys.. Demon Puzzles... Ough....] I like how the mouth has a jagged line to represent sharp teeth ig, the 1 and 0 on the eyes are quite interesting! I think it kinda makes sense for a virus themed Puzzles? But overall, the design is interesting! Btw, I wonder if this is an au, if so.. I wonder how it works hehe... Oh anyways, thanks for the silly man! 💜
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Last but not least, @alex-dolmatescu2-0 's Darkness Puzzles!
Ooooooooo, hello very... Handsome Puzzles... /silly /hj anyways, I've seen this Puzzles before! Saw a couple of posts about this guy and overall he seems pretty intriguing. The wings are a really cool concept, especially with the RGB colored looking wing! I really like drawing wings so thanks for giving me an excuse to draw one. Oh and the designs nice! Quite recognizable if you ask me. Anyways, approved! 💜
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Special mention, @tsucacatenma 's Fallen Star Puzzles!
Yep, bonus Puzzles! For the past few days this person has been mentioning me on their posts about this particular Puzzles, and honestly, I love it! I love messy designed OCS like these that fill up space even tho ppl can't see shit. [That was a compliment 💥] the monocle was very nice, made him look a bit ✨ b r i i s h ✨ he truly is a very nice gentleman and definitely won't try to murder the SMG4 crew again. Btw the hand things coming out are very cool, I very likey. Anyways other than that, hope ur happy for this silly surprise teehee 💜
Anyways, that's about all! Last thing before we end this off, sorry for the long wait! I almost forgot this existed and during days I DID remember I just didn't get the motivation to work on it cuz I was scrolling through YouTube shorts or smth. I won't sugarcoat it, I'm a lazy ass =']
Anywaysssssss that's all buh bye! Hope I post or smth idek I'm working on smth but I'm not sure when it finished wait why am I still yapping OAHDISGXIXHDKDBPXBDPFBFOFBOFB
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rabbitwitch2poems · 1 day ago
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Part 6 based off a prompt by @ready-to-read7
I'm going to keep posting on here as well as AO3, but if y'all think a preview plus a link may be better let me know ^^
  It was a cave... A wet, echoey cave with huge platforms filled with tech and random things Danny's baby mind just didn't have the processing power to deal with. Overwhelming was an understatement to what the child was feeling. But hey, at least there was a cool dinosaur and a giant penny...and a creepy puppet in the back that looked like a mobster... (Danny looked a little closer and noticed some ectoplasm glowing from within but ignored it; that was future Danny's problem)        
 
     "Father, why have you returned so early with Superman, Wonder Woman, and a baby in tow?" The voice was hard to pinpoint for Danny seeing as the giant cave made all noises echo outwards. Thankfully the source of the voice made its presents known by the squeaking of a chair by the giant computer (Danny for a moment wondered why a hero with all the technology batman had would have a squeaky chair, he had to figure it was cause of the cave)          
 
    "I really hope you didn't have another fling" the small boy in a red and black costume said hopping down from the squeaky chair. Whoever this boy was, danger seemed to follow him. This was Danny's first impression based on two things,
1. the kid in a mask had a large sword and what looked to Danny like a thousands knives all over his person.
2. the amount of ectoplasm that this kid was expelling could feed an entire army of ghosts.      
 
     Also, what did he mean by fling? Did this man have more kids? Did he think he was going to adopt Danny? Well he wouldn't allow that! Sure the man seemed like he would make a decent father (he was intelligent, knew what he was doing, and focused on helping people so Danny assumed that transferred towards parentage as well) but if he had to choose a father he would rather Superman be his dad and he would fight anyone who tried to take him away from momma!
 
      "And now the child's eyes are glowing like the Lazarus pits grandfather watches over," this was said so bluntly that it took a few seconds for Danny to even realize all eyes were on him. He tried his best to play it off by smiling wide but he had forgotten how his teeth get when his ghostly attributes take over only causing his mother's frown to deepin. Danny frowned "sowwy momma, will exwain as bewst I can." With a deep breath and a kiss on the childs forehead his mother nodded.       
 
     The time has come for Danny to tell his mother what exactly was going on. He started with the basic of how he chose this world to be in, how he admired the three immensely and thanks to Clockwork (who he explained was basically time itself given a form) he was able to be reborn into this world, though even he didn't understand how or why he was in his core and in the possession of Luthor. He told them how Clockwork watches over the timelines within the multiverse and how he makes sure no deviations that could cause either that universe or the entire multiverse to unravel.   
 
   "So...he is kronos?" His mother asked causing Danny to pause for a second, "huh...kindwa? Nevew awskd... Wait dwos dat mean kwolcwork is my..." His mother confirmed with a nod, "great grandfather, yes my little one; seeing as my mother is Athena." Danny jaw dropped at that, oh he was so going to call CW gramps as soon as he could. Somewhere within the ghost realm CW shivered and turned to look at his mirror he used to check on Danny glaring at it.      
 
    Superman was in full attention to the little child's words while Batman was focusing both on the words and on quickly typing things into his small wrist computer to send to the main computer for later; only briefly stopping to ask questions. "So this realm you come from connects all worlds and multiverse together?" He asked and Danny nodded in answer, "baswiclly." Batman nodded at Danny, his emotions were starting to show more (it seems he allows himself to show emotions more when he is relaxed; as far as Danny could tell) curiosity and some kind of obsession floated around the man like tiny bats of different colours... One of them looked like a bat wearing a disco costume which puzzled the young boy.   
 
     More and more questions were asked, mainly about the ghost realm and how it worked which Danny couldn't really tell them in detail cause even he didn't know. They asked him if he had a name beyond what wonder woman had given him and he confirmed that Danny was his name,   "Last name?," batman asked bluntly, Danny pointed at his mother "hew wast name," it was an obvious answer to Daniel but the smiles on everyone's faces (even batman was slightly smiling though Danny could tell from his emotions floating around he was genuinely pleased) his mother hugged him close and kissed the top of his head causing the child to giggle happily.     
 
   Then came the tough questions, of where he used to live, he didn't remember much still, he remembered a crazy rich guy chasing him and wanting him to be his son, (this caused everyone including the child in red and black to laugh hysterically as Batman scrunched in on himself only to be hugged by superman, calming him down), he remembered a clone of himself that the rich man made to replace him (this caused Superman's emotions to flare with sadness and understanding which made Danny think he had an experience similar to him). They asked if that clone would be a problem and he shook his head, "she twavels a wot and hewps othwers," superman seemed to calm at his words confirming Danny's suspicions.  
 
      "Constantine called you  quote "your highness" what did he mean by that?" Danny sighed, he knew that question was going to come sooner or later. So he explained, he explained how the ghost zone had a rule of battle, where one owns what their opponent had upon defeat and how the last king of the realms, who basically kept order in the entire multiverse, was a tyrannical monster who was sealed away only to be brought back by worshippers. He explained the fight that almost killed him, that through some way and will he kept fighting (he knew it was to protect peopled he cared for, he just couldn't remember who, it was starting to make him slightly mad but he figured if they needed to be remembered they will) and eventually bested the king, sealing him away forever.      
 
     Superman and his momma where trying to absorb all the info but Batman seemed to already figured everything out, "so your people just let you come here?," the man asked and Danny paused thinking how to respond. " Well, yes and no,  vey wanted me to take the trone immedwiantly bwut CW swaid dis was fow da bwest, so fwostbit took ovew as my we...veasion?" His mother patted his head and corrected him "liaison," and Danny looked up at his mother pointing at her with a smile, "what momma swaid."       
 
     After all the questions we're finally asked momma let Danny down to explore, reminding him to be careful of the edges of the platform, "even if you can fly I'd rather you not risk it okay little one? Now go with Damian and let him show you around while I and my friends discuss everything." Danny nodded and turned around slowly marching up to the larger kid. Damian, the kid who had a bird symbol on the right side of his  chest and a red hoodie, looked down at Danny with apprehension, Danny looked at Damian, wearing a cute superman onesie his momma got him, with unblinking, semi glowing eyes and smiled impossibly wide at him.        
 
     The dinosaur was even cooler up close! It looked like one out of the movies and it was robotic. Danny could see some bent parts and wires sticking out of the joints, he wondered if the Batman one day would let him repair it, It would make a great security device, could even make it scare people in the shadows like the hero himself.
 
     The penny was bigger than Danny expected it to be and gave him an off feeling; like it was waiting for him to turn his back so the giant piece of metal could flatten him like a cartoon. Danny stayed away from the mobster puppet, but just over to the side of it were broken apart metal teeth and a strange looking ball with a strange green liquid in it. It wasn't ectoplasm, that Danny was sure; but it was eerie looking.    
 
    The entire time the young child was looking with awe at all the cave had to offer, Damian was watching him (it creeped Danny out) his emotions were as hidden as his father's, but every so often light waves of curiosity and suspicion would make it's way out. After looking at a hat that looked like it came directly out of Alice in wonderland Danny got annoyed at the quiet kid,     
 
   "Why are yew stawing at me?" Danny finally asked staring up at the slightly taller boy his eyes knitted together. The hooded kid looked down at him, "you feel like my grandfather and suddenly appear with one of fathers friends, I do not trust you for now and feel you shouldn't be allowed here so I am keeping an eye on you to make sure you to not plant anything." Danny was confused by every word beyond not trusting him. He huffed, "imma be a hewo like momma! I wuldt dawe to pwant things, even if I cwould thews no diwt to pwant them!" Danny was slightly floating up glaring back at Damian's scowl before being shocked back by a laugh.      
 
   "You remind me of Jon, I will trust you, for now," the red hooded child responded after finishing his laugh. Danny was starting to suspect that anyone related to the batman was as batty (heh pun) as the man was. This suspicion was confirmed when he heard a squeal coming from the elevator located near where his momma and her friends were talking.       
 
  "Superman you had another kid! And didn't tell me!" A girl wearing a purple hoodie (Danny began wondering if everyone here wore hoodies but then figured they were in a cave, was probably a smart thing to do) and basic jeans was quickly walking up to him before scooping him up from the air. "He is such a cutie pie! Hello there small child, I'm Stephanie and I'll be your honorary auntie ok?"       
 
     Danny didn't know how to react, on one hand the emotions of this woman where of compassion and kindness and love. On the other hand a random stranger was holding him and pinching his cheek. Naturally Danny whined, "stawwwwp." Funny enough the person did stop, mainly because another person grabbed her hand. He expected it to be momma or even superman but instead it was another girl who was wearing a black mask shaped like a bat like batman, but with the mouth piece covered with leather lazily stitched over.      
 
   The woman who grabbed Stephanie's hand made a few hand signals Danny didn't understand before walking back. Waves of embarrassment and sadness came from the purple woman holding him; what was her name again? Stephanie? Danny was sure that's what she called herself. "Sorry, I tend to go overboard, thank you Cassie." Stephanie put Danny down and turned to the adults, all of whom had made their way over.     
 
     Danny's mother scooped him up and hugged him, "we will need to work on your freeze instinct but you kept calm, very good my little warrior," she kissed the top of his head as Damian nodded from behind everyone in agreement. Stephanie looked on with wide eyes, "ohhh he's your kid WW? Sorry for being so... Quick to judge..just the onesie... and the floating..." The girl was stopped with a wave of Diana's hand and a small smile, "it's ok, it was a natural conclusion to come to," she responded quelling Stephanie's worry, "though touch him again without his consent and you will be on the floor," and the worry was back again, Danny sighed, his mother could be a tad overprotective, but then again he was a baby so that was understandable.     
 
    To quench his mother rising anger he hugged her neck, "it okay momma, just supwized." That thankfully seemed to help as love radiated from his mother and the worry stopped from Stephanie, replaced by adoration from the display of affection.    
 
   The reving of an engine turned everyone's gaze to the red motorcycle currently parking next to the batmobile as a man wearing a large red helmet got off. Danny's eyes were wide, if the kid in the hoodie had ecto oozing out of him for an army this man was exploding with the stuff and it felt like it was rotting! He wiggled out of his mother's arms and ran up to the man patting his leg, "yew, yew fiwed with bad ecto, I hewp." The man with the helmet looked down at him, one of the eyebrows of the helmet raising (Danny had no time for confusion on how that could work) and crouched down and booped his nose before looking at the adults staring on with their jaws dropped.    
 
    "Who's the brat and what does he mean by bad ecto?," the man said causing Danny to pout and punch him (it actually hurt red a little which shocked him but he made sure not to show it) "not a bwat! Bad ecto from ghost wealm, wotten gween, wepwace!" Danny emphasized this by patting the mans chest and pushing some clean ecto into him. The reaction from hood was not what Danny expected, he was hoping for calmness, mabey joy, or even shock. He did not expect the man in the helmet to fall to his knees and vomit.       
 
     The three main heros acted instantly,  Batman ran over to the mans side expertly taking the helmet off. Superman was gone in a second and by the next had an old butler with water and a box with a plus symbol on it. His mother scooped him up and looked at him with furrowed brows, "Danny Prince you will explain right now what you just did." He had never seen his mom's anger pointed to himself before, it scared him and the child started to cry,  
 
       "I...I ju...juwst w...was hewping, hewmet man had b..bad ecto, ghost enewgy, I wepwace wif good ecto, did nowt get aww, shouwd feew bettew soon."         
 
       His momma patted his back holding him close and humming a tune, "there, there, little one, thank you for explaining, but know now not to do so without asking first, all actions have consequences, what was meant to be good caused a mess to need to be cleaned up, now once red hood feels better you will apologize and we will head upstairs to Bruce's home and have a moment to relax... I think we all need it"
 
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    Jason's head hurt and he felt like he just had fourth degree burns quenched with water from a glacier mixed with electricity; overall not how he expect his day to end, that was for certain. It had been an overall annoying day to begin with, first he wakes up early from a nightmare about that damn clown only to find out his safe house was out of cereal and coffee.     
 
   His afternoon was  decent, he stopped by some of the non profits he kept safe from bandits and assholes to check if all was going well and to donate some cash (which he may or may not have gotten from a drug den he busted up for dealing to kids) and was then off to the gym where he worked out for a few hours.     
 
     Wasn't till late into his nightly activities that shit went sideways, first black masks goons thought it would be a good idea to try and kidnap some homeless kids on his alley. Then a new crime boss tried taking over his territory so obviously Jason had to hunt him down and take out his goons. And now he is kneeling on a metal platform, dizzy as fuck, his skin both burning and freezing, and his stomach doing more flips than Dick during training.      
 
     When the world finally wasn't upside down he was alone with Alfred holding a glass cup of fizzing water.   "Its ginger ale master Todd, young Daniel recommended it to help with the... 'ecto sickness' as the young one calls it. Apparently whatever helped bring you back to us caused something to stick around."
 
     Jason drank the beverage with gusto as he slowly stood up. Making sure he wouldn't faceplant getting up was dear Alfred by his side. "do you need a moment to yourself? Everyone else will be waiting for you at the dining room area," Jason gave a short nod as he walked over to the batcomputer and sat down heavily, -man Bruce has to get a new chair- he thought to himself as he tried to make sense of whatever the fuck just happened.  
 
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     Danny had to admit, the house was far better than the cave below it. It was huuuge! A mansion to be certain, one that Danny was sure that if he had a chance to explore; would probably take him days to see it all. Currently they were in the dining room, a giant area with ornate carvings along the corners of the ceiling and a giant chandelier situated above the very long table currently filled with six inhabitants.   
 
     His mother had just finished a long lecture to him about asking before doing anything to anyone for any reason (unless of course they were super villains then all was fair game which caused Danny's prankster of a mind to be riddled with ideas) and the butler (who Danny learned was named Alfred) had just put down the last plate of dinner. Danny was nonchalantly eating a rib, bone and all, when the man he helped walked in.    
 
    He stopped and took in the sight, everyone was watching Danny with worry (besides his mother she had gotten use to this long ago) and coughed , "so .....what's the deal with the kid?" Everyone's head swiveled to look at the man as well as Danny; who stopped mid bite. Bruce gestured to a seat and explained what was going on as Jason went to sit down. "Danny here is a being from a different reality, one that connects all realities, after events that happened to him he chose this world to start a new in. Diana found him as a crystal and when he appeared as a baby decided to become his mother and take care of him"      
 
    Jason looked at Bruce, his eyebrow raised and a snort exiting his being, "well...at least he isn't another one of your forgotten children I suppose, we will have a deeper chat about what it is he did to me, for now I'm hungry and tired." Everyone around him nodded as they all went back to eating.     
 
    After the dinner was finished Danny got to explore the mansion, with supervision of course, red hood took up the task at hand not knowing how hard it would be. Within the first few minutes Danny was alone wandering giant halls filled with paintings and suits of armor. It honestly reminded him a bit of the palace in the ghost zone just less...colourful.       
 
     This mansion had pretty much everything, giant gym in the basement, theater in a side room that could be it's own house, even a room for playing bowling! Daniel realized rich people were a little weird when he entered a room covered in animal heads (a relic long since abandoned by Bruce and family it's still well kept and dusted regularly by Alfred); Danny didn't like that room and so moved on.    Honestly this place has everything a person could need to live a secret life which Daniel guessed was accurate seeing as who's house it was.
 
     Only thing missing was a arca... -holy crap they have an arcade!- Daniel thought to himself and it was huge! It had a vr setup with moving floor, arcade machines of old and new types, and DDR! Daniel was so preoccupied staring at all the machines he didn't hear the man come up to him and screeched when a hand touched his shoulder. Turning around he saw a large man with short black hair that looked like it took hours to get to look right.
 
     "Whoops! Sorry little guy, I guessed you would have gotten mesmerized by this place, Stephanie just loves her games and bruce loves indulging us sometimes," the man said, worry emanating off the man calming Danny slightly (but man, if he wasn't use to having his heart stop as a ghost he would have had a heart attack!)
 
     Slowly he breathed in, his mother taught him some techniques after a hectic tantrum over a toy. "Deep breath in, hold, slowly out" she would say, repeating it like a mantra to calm him down.  The man saw Danny breath deeply and cocked his head, "ya know...for someone who is barely a toddler you are very intelligent young man," Daniel giggled at that and the man smiled, "there we go all calm? Okay well I'm Tim, one of Bruce's kids it's nice to meet you."
 
     Tim gently ruffled the toddlers head, "let's get you back to the adults ok? They are a little worried about you...cept Diana but that's just her normal state of being," Tim stated and Danny nodded, "momma best wawwior." Daniel giggled at the man who picked him up with wide eyes.
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      ��It had been a fun day in Danny's opinion, he got to go to space, met momma's friends, answer some questions, and see a giant house that a man dressed as a bat lived in; Overall a good day. Sure he had to deal with his mom lecturing him again and yeah he felt embarrassed that he got caught, but hey for someone only turning one in a couple days he has had a lot of fun. He was sure he had made the right decision in living here. 
       After dinner his other tucked him into bed and read him a story about a boy who was the child of a god (his mother chuckled as she read it). After finishing the chapter and putting the book back Diana sat on the edge of Danny's bed and petted his head,
 
    "know this little one, no matter your situation , no matter your past, you are my ward, my child, I love you and will always be there for you, anyone who dares to harm you will answer to me."
 
     Daniel smiled wide, tears in his eyes as he held his mother close a warm spreading from both. Slowly the two separated, his mother tucking him back in and slowly  exiting leaving the door open just a crack after turning off the light. Danny slowly drifted away to dreams of his new life to come. 
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soulidarity · 1 day ago
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protect me from the monster you are
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@girlinthetardis04 :Can I please ask for a scenario with Sylus where (fem or gn) reader actually IS a bit scared of them after finding out that they're dragon?
revisiting this request to do a drabble of sylus' ver. first time writing sylus and it ended up a bit cringy but bear w me! (raf ver)
again. they were passed out on his doorstep. bloody, beaten, exhausted. how dare they? how dare they touch his treasure?
mc felt a heavy yet pleasant and warm weight on their stomach, too tired and sore too move, they just grunted and shifted a bit, attempting to shake of the weight to see what it was. it responded by coiling itself around their waist.
ok. thats definitely not a heat pouch.
still too tired to open their eyes, they opted to touch around the being. slowly registering the long cone-like shape, almost like a very thick vine. unable to make out this being they finally welcomed in the light and looked around. next to them laid sylus, but... not quite.
horns and scales adorned his figure, when he breathed the air was hotter than usual, they couldve sworn they saw steam one time. the thing wrapped around them seemed to belong to this sylus-like being. whatever this was, it was pretending to be sylus (and failing obviously) to capture them. this must be the wandered that beat them up so much before they could reach the n109 zone.
with a hunters stealth, they slowly slithered out of the tails hold, and soon they were tip toeing to the door.
before it could be opened, a loud sound indicated the creature was behind them, its breathing agitated as its claws grabbed mc's waist and gently placed them onto the bed, quickly going back to a similar position, basically spooning mc.
their thoughts started racing, analyzing everything about this monster. it had claws that could open their gut if they werent careful enough, a tail capable of restraining them, sharp canines and maybe even firebreathing?? what was this thing? there was no safe out but the creature hadnt hurt them yet, so maybe they needed them alive? mc decided to try out this theory by shifting around trying to leave the embrace, a quiet growl and a tighter hold as a response.
"stop moving around, you're gonna tear open your stitches. the twins worked hard on them."
taken a back, they blinked a couple times. "wait... are you really sylus?"
sylus raised an eyebrow, "who else? is there someone else who holds you like this?"
"but- but why do you have a tail? and scales? and sharp teeth? and very warm breath?? what happened?"
"too loud..."
"i dont care sylus! i need to know what the hell is going-" the tail lightlg smacked their face, shutting them up.
"i didn't know our hunter was such a scaredy cat, a simple breath brought on this much concern? go back to sleep, I'll explain at a decent time for now just... stay safe in my arms. i would never hurt my treasure."
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so what do we think :) dont kill me sylus girlies im doing my best. i saw a hc abt fear toxin red hood being protective and remembered this request and thought "oh yeah dragons are protective!" so. here. :D
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thebisexualdogdad · 16 hours ago
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Cassie lang x male reader whose Kate’s Bishop twin brother headcanons
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Cassie lang x male bishop!reader
● you're an archer like Kate
● it took a while for you and Cassie to start dating
● for one you didn't think dating while being young avengers teammates was a good idea
● and second Cassie didn't know how her friend would feel about her dating her twin brother
● but eventually Kate convinced you to just go for it and you finally asked Cassie on a date
● Scott to Clint a few weeks later when they find out you're dating, “so does this make us in laws?”
● Clint “you do know I'm not actually Y/N and Kate's dad right?”
● Cassie making you new high tech arrows
● “what does this do again?”
● Cassie going on a long scientific rant and realizing you don't understand a word she's saying, “...it makes it go boom”
● “sweet!”
● living with your sister is tough because she constantly forgets to knock and has little boundaries
● “Y/N, Kamala just called and oh hey Cassie, we're needed downtown so you should probably put your shirts back on”
● “Kate get out!”
● Cassie having to watch you and Kate do dumb shit like shooting arrows at things on your head
● and making you eat food that isn't takeout
● “when was the last time either one of you actually cooked a meal?”
● “I made a frozen pizza just last night”
● “frozen pizza doesn't count Y/N come on we're going to the grocery store”
● “aww but it's so much easier to order in,” you pout as she's pulling you off the couch
● Kate “ha ha sucker”
● Cassie “you're coming too Kate”
● Kate “why do I have to go??”
● mastering a trick in fights where Cassie shrinks down and you launch her on the tip of an arrow
● she also uses her suit to prank you by appearing out of nowhere and scare you
● “hey babe,” she says growing back to regular size, sitting casually on the bathroom counter while you brush your teeth
● “Jesus Cassie where did you even come from??”
● it backfired one time when you came home from walking Lucky and Lucky smelled her
● “what are you looking at on the ground bud? Wait Cassie is that you? Nice try but Lucky got you on this one!”
● Scott happily accepted you into the family and you become pretty good friends
● Cassie “Y/N what are you doing here?”
● “oh your dad and I are gonna watch the game”
● Scott “yeah Cass and I made snacks so you don't get him until after the game is over”
● you are a lot more reckless than Cassie so she spends a lot of time cleaning up your wounds
● “why the hell would you and Kate go to madame masques hideout without backup”
● “you guys were taking too long and i wanted to kick some bad guy butt”
● “well next time can you try not to get shot while you do that”
● “... yes dear”
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In the spirit of @aceyanaheim's Tiny Kashi posting, I'd like to offer some more of my own Baby Itty Bitty Kashi headcannons;
-I think minato, in the dark quiet semi-subconcious part of his brain, realizes that Kakashi being so small is Probably Bad. but this is not something he can ever allow himself to actually process, because kakashi is strong and they are at war and the hokage needs him to be a voice of reason (he's 15). So his brain copes with the dissonance by taking ferocious care of the boy to try and make up to kakashi in a way neither of them will ever fully be able to process. they're so loving and adorable and twisted and YOUNG. and people wonder why minato's favoritism is so blatent.
-kakashi reluctantly dragging minato places with a glare because SO MANY people try to refuse service to this pointy kid.
-local six year old assassin had one too many back to back missions without any nap time and has a meltdown. 12 dead 6 injured 3 missing (dead, but not included in the mission perameters so Minato covered it up before Kakahsi could get in trouble or even really realize what he did <3)
-Kakashi looses his first tooth on a mission and Minato flies into a rage as he finishes the fight fast and brutal beause someone hit that toddler in the face and kakashi, who has never lost one of his bones before, is trying not to have a panic attack because he didn't know it could happen. and then the fight finishes and Minato takes a few breaths and blinks and is like 'OH. RIGHT. BABY TEETH. I FORGOT ABOUT THOSE.' and calms down. and kakashi gets pouty cause he thinks minato just called him a baby.
-kakashi having a life long If I Fits I Sits impulse cause like. his little legs get tired. and are too little to have him at eye level most of the time anyway. he would just sit on counters to fill out paper work (because he's a grown shinobi! he doesn't need his sensei holding his hand for everything!) when he was too short to do it standing up.
-@aceyanaheim mentioned it in their post too, but. Minato getting really good at just kind of. Being a human stepstool for kakashi. Like up to and including Kushina coming home to kakashi perched like a bird on Minato's outstretched arm to grab a cup while Minato is just. making dinner with the other hand. BUT ALSO.
-kakahsi talking several years to recognize as an adult that not everyone can be expected to comfortably handle him cause he spent YEARS getting manhandled like a wet cat and/or bag of grapes by all his superiors. The first time he jumps on Minato's shoulders to reach something on a high shelf and minato (just back from a long mission, missed a growth spurt, that kid is a head taller now) STUMBLES, they both like. stare at each other in confused horror
-Minato personally hand tailored Kakashi's chunin vest because they don't standard issue ones in 7 year old size. God only KNOWS what seals are hidden between the seams of that thing lmao
-there's an old konoha rumor about a jonnin that worked with Kakashi a few times when he was a kid and thought it would be funny to pretend to forget/get confused the names of his ninken, because he was 9 and very cute and pouty when he got mad. If anyone knows this man's name they dare not speak it, as he allegedly went missing shortly after insisting that Guruko's name was Gukuro and Kakashi gets frustrated enough to start crying over the overt disrespect to his companions
-(He was not killed, of course. Kakashi would never kill a comrade. the pups just held a bit of a grudge and withheld a bit of their attention in a following fight, and when his injuries landed him in the hospital Namikaze had a few encouraging words about pursuing alternate career options ^-^)
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Headcanon - Human Overlords
Really need to flesh this out, have so many ideas which way it could go.
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Something something magic something overlords are forcibly reverted to human and suddenly have targets on their backs. 
More than a few people want the chance to usurp their overlords and break the chains on their necks.
A few centuries in hell have given them abilities, of course, and some had physical prowess beforehand in hand to hand or weaponry… but when their access to demonic powers is severed, what chance do they have?
If they could stop the infighting and posturing for half a fucking second, of course.
Valentino, tall even as a human, tried to tower over people who were now within at least half a foot of him rather than waist/chest height. It didn't work as well as he'd hoped, and Alastor personally found it hilarious. Perhaps it was the attire that made it hard to take the former moth seriously?
“And if those fuckers break down the door, get inside, then what are you going to do, talk ‘em to death?” Val sneers right into the too-calm face.
“Hah, well no. Not exactly. However, if I am given access to any kind of weaponry, if dear Charlotte would stop being so panicked about human fragility, I can demonstrate my former alternate profession to you. Perhaps on your foul self, you seem fantastically expendable.”
“Oh go fuck yourself you frigid prick! Voxxy, what did you ever see in this little cappucino bastard? Granted he's pretty on the eyes, but he's rancid to the core-...”
Something sharp passes in the deep brown eyes, and a previously concealed blade slams deep into Valentino’s left shoulder as the slightly shorter man pivots and slams Val to the floor, pinning him effortlessly to allow greater opportunity to twist the blade.
It was a blink and you'll miss it moment. To the shock of many present, and the loud swearing of one overlord. 
“You seem awfully confident that your silly little act will keep everyone at bay, Valentino, but even you have to sleep sometime. And you are not even in the weight class of the most challenging persons I took down. But you certainly have their bluster..."
Vox pinched at the bridge of his nose, delighted at having one to pinch, and wondering how best to keep the idiot alive. He was also willing his arousal to stay down because it really wasn't that hot to see Al pinning Val and...
Ah fuck. He clears his throat.
“Val, please don’t taunt the most prolific serial killer of our century…”
“The WHAT?”
“It was hardly a secret, dear, do keep up.” Alastor grinned, the smile still sharp despite regular human teeth lining the gums. It was somewhat unnerving.
Vox remembered looking up everything on alastor when they’d been friends, when Al had trusted him with tidbits from his past. You didn’t want that level of cold, smiling anger aimed at you.
“Babydoll, cancel his ass on Vitter or something, avenge me!” Valentino whines at Velvette, who rolls her eyes and yanks the blade out.
Also to the shouts of many (mostly Charlie and Vaggie) who know basic first aid is to leave the blade in until someone can get medical support…
Angel tries not to laugh as the other pales, fingernails scrabbling on the floorboards. This whole situation is fucking weird, and he's not complaining about the eye candy or the time off from the studio but... this, was a memory going to live in his head rent-free for eternity.
He's going to title it 'Radio Demon penetrates Valentino until he screams' in his mental theatre, mostly becuase it would piss off both currently human overlords if they ever heard tell of it.
“Oi, stop whinging, it’s not life threatening.” Vel huffs, but is clearly oulling up a how-to guide on managing stabbing victims on her phone. She's ,ostly annoyed about not being able to pull it up with a thought, having to (ugh) type like some peasant...
Carmilla is agitated, primarily concerned around the safety of her daughters now that she and all the overlords who would normally be a protective factor against anyone trying something, were bound human.
Zestial was the most impacted, he had almost forgotten his human face at this point, having been from a time long ago. Human frailty was almost entirely alien to him now, and wildly disorienting.
Zeezi has to now revert her mental map of her body to something human sized, after pretty much just getting a handle on her dinoform in the last decade. It was a big change the first time, and now… ugh. 
Overtime, their death marks start to glow, and then slowly, horrifically, the injuries or symptoms begin to come on. A headache here, a persistent twitching of an arm there, etc.
By the time they realise, it’s almost too late to save them.
Not to mention the attacks from their thralls and the general public alike.
Lucifer is annoyed to be asked to help, but when Charlie asks for something… he’ll do it. Besides… it actually made some of the others closer to his height, say… six foot not over seven, so it’s not as much of a nightmare.
More importantly, he's using his powers to shield the suddenly human beings from angelic eyes, because Heaven would be right on up their asses like a rat up a drainpipe if they caught wind of this.
Over time, the other side effect is that the memories of living in hell are being suppressed. They react oddly to the demons in the hotel, sometimes with fear or fury, sometimes with violence, and othertimes... as if they didn't see them at all.
It was strange... and worrying.
Trying to keep them all from killing one another is also difficult.
And, let's be real... the chance to knock about an overlord 'accidentally' was something that Angel and Husk wouldn't admit to enjoying. Even Lucifer found a reason to knock Al into a wall with his wings and feign ignorance...
Except, these aren't sinners. A shove ddown the stairs has major consequences, backhanding someone caused major bruising when it's demon on human, and someone's ribs snap if they're slammed too hard into a wall.
That... takes the fun out of it. The consequences feeling off...
Husk thought he'd enjoy seeing Alastor's face marred with claw marks, but it just kinda... made him sad, especially when there was a moment the overlord's eyes went unfocused and he murmured something in frnech before blinking furiously back to the present. The grin returned, and Alastor invited Husker to do it again, maybe something more violent, really get his revenge...
But... the bartender just couldn't fucking do it.
And Valentino? He wasn't surprised the night Angel stormed into the guest room he was provided, snarling but resigned... waiting to be forced. And perplexed when Angel merely grabbed him with all his many hands and shook him, snarling that he would never be like Val. That even when the power was in his court, he would never... could never...
and hurled the human back on the bed, hard enough to sprain his wrist on impact, but nothing more as he stalked out.
As if he wanted to prove to himself that Angel could never be that way. He felt vindicated and sick, but he knew now.
Vaggie hovered around Carmilla until the woman finally addressed the matter. She spars with Vaggie, andd despite the disparity in strength, her ability and agility made up for it.
Charlie was BESIDE herself about this. Also the rampant attempted murder. How did this happen? How did they make it stop?
Why would ANYONE do this?
Lucifer had to ask Asmodeus to borrow some of his workers with their crystals, to check in on the graves of the overlords, only to find they were all disturbed. Someone had their bones.
But WHY?
For what end?
And that's when they started getting sick, getting tired, getting vague... when they started to bleed through their clothes from wounds that would disappear as swiftly as they appeared.
It was alarming.
This was a lot of effort for, as Lucifer put it, just a bunch of self important sinners. There had to be something else at play. A misdirection perhaps?
[Flesh out]
no real plan with this, just a vision of like, constantly stopping different overlords from trying to kill one another, and the violent nightmare that would be... before things go Very Wrong
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He didn't know that Lucifer could blush such a cute shade of pink, it was vivid on his pale white skin and he looked flustered.
Adam growled, he'll be fucking damned if he loses Lucifer to someone else and a cheap knock off of himself no less!
He went over and plastered on a polite smile: Soooo, what's going on over here?
Lucifer: Hmm? Oh, Adrien here gave me the directions for a good mechanic, should be up and running in no time.
Adrine eyed the King and Adam felt the urge to pluck out his eyes, he knows their lust sex demons but did he really have to eye fuck Lucifer!?
Adam: Oh that's great then we should get going.
Woman: Awww, do you have to your majesty? Surely you could, fit in a detour ~
Oh was this what it felt like when Lucifer was watching him get hit on? Okay yeah it was super annoying.
Adrian: Yeah, I could show you the shop.~
Adam ground his teeth: I'm sure we're more than capable of finding it. Let's go Lu.
Lucifer: Yeah, we have a pretty tight schedule to keep. Thank you!
When they were far enough away Adam had to ask.
Adam: Is it just because they're sex demons they're fawning all over you?
Lucifer smirked: No, believe it or not Adam, some demons actually appreciate the things I do for Hell and their ring. I might not have been here in a while but that doesn't mean anything.
Adam noticed all the demons that waved and winked at Lucifer, it was like he was fucking invisible! Except for a few but that's not the point.
And he could have sworn that Adrian guy was following them.......
Destination Redemption!
@beef-brisket
Pride was one of if not the largest ring in all of Hell. So when the population of sinners started to really take a toll from the paused exterminations Lucifer had no choice but to open up the other rings to fan them out.
So for the time being until they got word back from heaven about how to handle all the sinners they were all over Hell's creation. Literally.
Charlie, wanting to redeem more sinners now that it's possible thought it would be a great idea to spread the word to the seven rings of Hell to help all of the sinners reach the pearly gates!
Lucifer: You want me to do that? But sweetie it's your hotel.
Charlie: Yes! Buuut, if you succeed in getting people to come here they'll want to meet the "big boss" of the hotel herself. Pretty good huh?
Lucifer snickered, okay that was cute.
Lucifer: Okay, I guess I can just zap-
Charlie: No! You gotta take your time dad. Do it right, use the Jeep! Please, for me?
She wants him to go on a literal road trip?
Lucifer: ..... Can I bring Adam?
Charlie: Sure! It'll be good to get him out of into the fresh air for a while!
Lucifer nodded, him and Adam have been working on their...... Friendship? Relationship? Situationship more like it but it is what it is.
He went and knocked on Adams door, the fallen angel answered.
Adam: Yeah?
Lucifer: I'm going on a road trip, wanna come with?
Adam thought for a moment: Sure, if it means I get out of here for a while.
Lucifer beamed: Great! Pack a bag and meet me in the lobby in one hour!
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achillean-knight · 4 months ago
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HOPE THIS LOOKS ALRIGHT! Papyrus Knight for @itsmebeff! Genuinely thought it'd take me a millennia to get around to drawing him, but the design was just too cool and gave me sm motivation that I HAD to give it a go! >:3!
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my greatest achievement in DA2 is maxing out Carver's friendship
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and all it took was begrudgingly kissing a little templar ass in act 1 because Carver didn't want to plan a prison break if my Hawke got his ass arrested for being stupid.
#carver hawke#dragon age#dragon age 2#da2#well that and he didn't want leandra gamlen and himself to also get arrested for harboring an apostate but you get me#carver hawke loves his sibling and doesn't want them to get taken away that's why he's such an ass and approves of 'pro-templar' choices#in act 1 he's not pro-templar himself but kissing a little templar ass is how you avoid being arrested#'why yes cullen you are so right the templars are so cool and sexy' my hawke says through gritted teeth for that +5 friendship#look i love him okay he's my favorite and i will go the extra mile to make him happy and it's worth it for how much softer can be later on#honestly maxing out his friendship isn't hard if you're aware of what quests you're bringing him on and make him a grey warden#oh but you do need the legacy dlc otherwise you can't fully max friendship out... you can still get enough to change his dialogue/attitude#also like... we the player know hawke won't be arrested like they're not in any actual dangers from the templars as the playable character#but carver doesn't know that and neither does hawke so the templars *are* a real threat to them#and it's incredibly reckless to purposely piss off templars AND selfish because it's not just hawke that'll be arrested it's their family#for harboring them like we witness templars going after people hiding apostates soooo.....#i'm just saying that carver isn't irrational or just being an ass to personally annoy you okay he has cause#also once carver's a warden and ed has money and the estate THEN he's way more open about telling the templars to piss off#sigh one day i'll sit down and write an essay about carver.... one day
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wrongtvrns · 1 day ago
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"Oh is that what you're doing?" The brunette smirked, amusement displayed in her gaze as she wondered to herself on why someone from Paris would seek culture or life experience in a place such as Woodside. Sunny always tried to mind her own business so she didn't ask for the particulars or the dirty details because she wouldn't particularly like it of someone were to dig in on her. "I've always wondered about that, though. Does someone who grew up in a place like Paris get bored of it? Can a city like that lose its romanticism over time?" To her, who'd not traveled much outside of Michigan couldn't fathom it but what did she know. "Spent too much money and scrounged up too much trouble in the French Riviera," the brunette mused, "hmm... sounds like my kind of woman." Even though she hadn't exactly meant how that sounded, she wouldn't be so forward with a stranger she'd just met on the street, and Sunny couldn't afford to let anyone in closer to her, she let the words remain unedited regardless. "I'd be the worst person at a nude beach," she chuckled, thinking about it, "I would be that problem person gawking at everyone." Essentially a neon sign saying, 'HEY EVERYONE SPOT THE AMERICAN'. "I mean," another chuckled rolled out at Hazal's comments, she even pulled at her collar playfully, "I agree there's way too many good looking people in this town for it to be normal but nah I don't go around laying such compliments out. I'm very much in a focus on me phase and trying not to fall for or hook up with every pretty face." It was a challenge and one that she regretted taking on sometimes but Sunny did have her mission. The humility surprised her a little, mostly because Hazal radiated so much confidence. "Well, lets put it this way, I've never wanted to get involved in the Woodside arts until now... how about that?"
It was funny. Generally, even Sunny couldn't recall meeting other hygienists outside of something work related, running into random people and learning their professions. Yet it was such an integral part of life. Seeing your dentist and hygienist regularly one to two times a year to keep your teeth and mouth healthy. The brunette's smirk returned at the thought of having Hazal in her chair. "For sure," she fished a business card out of her bag and handed it over, "come see me at Bright Smiles. You'll have to schedule an appointment unless you're popping by to invite me out to lunch or something," she winked. Really and truly, Sunny needed to stop flirting. This couldn't be a good thing and she didn't need to get anyone involved in her life. Though, handing her card over, and then offering her name in a way that they were both sprung to surprise in realizing they actually had a very unique connection sent Sunny back a step with her hand over her stomach. "Wait... for real?" Stunned and shocked at the chances of this she stood there with eyes wide and her mouth hanging open slightly. "Hazal... seriously...?" Stepping forward she lightly gripped Hazal's arms and started smiling way too big. "I was thinking wow her name is so rare I've only known one other person... and... oh my god here you are!" Then the questions rolled as she still stood there in shock. Though, Hazal being Hazal with her wonderful uniqueness... "Miss anything about prison? You're kidding right?" Playfully she nudged the woman and shook her head, unable to fully contain her excitement. "I got out five years ago and moved here. I work in dentistry, nothing fancy. But oh my god... you! This is you... wow... maybe we should sit?"
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The assumption was one that Hazal couldn't shoot down even if she'd wanted to, and she was sure that Sunny knew that. Hell, anyone who had been outside of Woodside could probably attest to most places being better, but definitely when compared to Paris. "You're not wrong, but I guess everyone needs a break from the place they've been in forever, you know? Figured I should get back to the US and get some more...life experiences." Sure, that was a great way of saying she'd needed to put some distance between herself and that scandal she hadn't even been privy to until it was exposed, but it could have still been true. At the mention of the French Riviera, she smiled softly. "Only in my dreams. I liked to visit every now and then, but my parents said I spent too much money and got into too much trouble any time I traveled out that way. As if it's my fault that there's nude beaches there." She teased, though she for sure stirred up some of her best mishaps out there, along with most of the people she met and traveled with. Sunny giving her compliments shouldn't have been making her blush, yet she just decided to roll with it anyway, as she did whenever a gorgeous woman thought highly of her. "Oh please, I'm sure you've said that to half of the women here. For such a boring city, this place is like a magnet for attractive people. And honestly, I'm well versed in the art of selling bullshit, which makes me a diamond in my lane. I simply got lucky." Hazal teased, though she truly was sure that there were people who truly were more invested in the arts that could have done her job as well, maybe just not as well as she did it apparently.
Maybe it was her bias because of her dad being a doctor, but that was just generally the first thing her mind drifted to when someone said they wore scrubs, which was why she looked so shocked when Sunny corrected her. "Oh? That's certainly not something I hear every day, but that's impressive. At least I know who to come to when I need a cleaning." After all, it would give her another chance to see the woman, so why not? She didn't even know why the nickname stood out so much initially, aside from just being one of those things people preferred to be called because they hated their real name or their was some cute little family story to accompany said nickname, yet there had been something underlying as well. Hazal hadn't even picked up on it until Sunny seemed to be experiencing the same recognition. To this day, she still didn't know what had sparked her curiosity in becoming penpals with someone in prison, yet it had been compelling hearing the woman's story. When Sunny confirmed that she was in fact the Sunny she'd been exchanging letters with, Hazal grinned in response. "Aman Tanrım! You are that Sunny!" She beamed. "This is so — I'm excited to finally meet you in person, but hot damn, I don't think I ever expected this to happen." She was trying, and failing, to hide her excitement right now, but she wasn't even ashamed of it after how much they'd shared in those letters. "Clearly you've gotten your life back together since getting out, but I need details. When did you get out? How was it adjusting back to life outside of that place? Do you miss anything about prison?"
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doodlingwren · 3 months ago
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☝🤓 What if 🤨🤔! I was back 😨🤯 after some months 😞😤😲... ahahah jokes 🧐🤣😂... unless 😳👉👈
#wren text tag#wren draws stuff#it has been a while ^_^ guess it's time to remove the dust from this blog eheh#anyway gaslighting all of you so I can pretend I didn't go on hiatus every 2 working days lol next year it will be the year I am sure 💪#I say while I'm waiting to get the appointment to have my wisdom teeth removed (as if I didn't have enough bullshit in the past few months)#did the check up some days ago and they really went “yeah. ur old. those are your wisdom teeth. we have to remove them sorry 😅😬😔💔💔”#I guess karma didn't know what else throw at me “idk make her bones annoying this time lol” so unoriginal man ugh wish I could unfollow 🙄🙄🙄#idk what else to add. Look at the drawing of my sona and wait (she's so silly omg 😖🤭🥰💖💕✨)#Speaking of ✨art✨ I have some stuff that were supposed to be posted this summer but UHM I will post them here nonetheless#imagine they were posted in time alright. I'm still working on learning how to warp the time-space continuum 🙏#and then I'll be back posting fresh cringe 🥰💖 can't wait to draw all my stupid silly little dumb angular blorbos#I also have memes to redraw with the StS characters tehehehe I'm so evil. nefarius. wicked. foul. villainous if you will#where's that emoji of the cat looking mischievous#😼😼😼#OH YEAH I also I have a bluesky. it's doodlingwren so uhmn. do what u want with this information. I'll make a decent announcement later on#there is no art for now over bsky. But you can see me blabbling abt my own forgetfulness (?)#also I changed the color theme for this blog. It's not that important but I think it's nice#logged in after some time and when I went to change my age in bio I got blinded by the light color combo 😂😭#I might do some lil changes in the next few days but so far it's good :3 the blue looks nice
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schwazombie · 2 months ago
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So Monday is my set-up day for my meds, i.e., I sit down and put my meds in the little containers for each day so I know if I've taken it or not, and I decided to have a glass of juice while doing dishes only to be like hm. I have not taken my meds yet this morning; I'll have to wait a bit now since I've been drinking this juice before I take them to make sure they work.
Which fucking reminded me of the fact that I have two ADHDs in my life, Husband and K, and NEITHER of them were aware you can't take your ADHD meds with fruit juice and that you shouldn't consume food or drinks with charcoal in them because both of those things will make your med not be effective. Neither of them knew this because neither of them read the fucking info that comes in the medicine box. Husband doesn't read them because he doesn't think it's important and K doesn't because the list of possible side effects is 'scary'.
Like.
BESTIES. READ THE INFORMATION THAT COMES WITH YOUR MEDICINE READ IT FFS I DON'T CARE IF IT'S SCARY IT WILL TELL YOU IMPORTANT SHIT LIKE DO NOT TAKE WITH FUCKING CITRUS JUICE
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