#OH WELL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[starry-night-rose]

Inspired by one of my beloved mutuals, I have decided to make mutual tags for everyone! Sorry for the tag everyone!

@windbornearchon - jas ☀️

@rosietrace - rosie 😈

@spadecentral - eli 🐣

@geminiiviolets - basil 🌿

@merotwst - ellie ���

@bunnwich - ren 🐇

@authoruio - uio 🖋

@nem0-nee - nem 🎨

@nuitthegoddess - nuit 🐉

@tunabesimpin - tuna 🐟

@thetwstwildcard - liz ♠️

@vivaresmala - luna 🌙

@fumikomiyasaki - fumi 🍏

@lovelyjasmari - jas 🎀

@oseathepebble - mari 🐺

@daisyneptune - daisy 🌼

@celiica - mercie 🦈

@br3adtoasty - toasty 🍞

@indulgentandidiotic - aries 🐮

@cinnamoroxie - roxie 🌟

@shehassecrets - sophia 💔

@fruixtii - fruity 🍇

@grandi-flora - wren 🥀

@vaporvipermedia - viper 🐍

@italoniponic - cherry 🍒

@luvkamishiro - yion ✏️

@robo-milky - chris 🎊

@hyuckonia - hyuckie 💪

@pyroxeene - vi 🌌

@angry-strawberry-pie - bunny 🐰

@evilcokito - coco 💀

@writing-heiress - kayla ♥️

@hamstergal - nette 🃏

@revolllutionary - rev 👑

@sakuramidnight15 - sakura 🖤

@hades-eternal - monmon 🩸

@twsted-princess - melanie 🧁

@ducky-died-inside - ducky 🐥

@mellytheteddy - skai 🧸

@xiao-lantern - ren 🍁

@aqua-beam - calira 🪷

@tulipluvlettr - tulip 🌷

@pixy-styx - pixie 🕊

@gothic-pegasus - kittle 🐶

@v-anrouge - aster ❣️

@absolutelyobsessedkiya - kiya ✂️

@the-v-lociraptor - raptor 💙

@iliketodrawig - jana 🎢

@transriddlerosehearts - len 🐠

@silent-dragon - joi 🐼

[howlingday]

Leader, You Peeerv~!

Jaune: (Thinking) Hm... I think this is the first time I've ever eaten alone.

Jaune: (Door opens behind him) I knew it was too good to stay like this. Here comes Nor-

Yang: Wassup, Vomit Boy~!

Ruby: Wassup, wassup~!

Jaune: NOT THEM AGAIN!.

Yang: Soooo, this is the legendary solo lunch I've been hearing about?

Ruby: Eating lunch alone~! Poor Mr. Leader~!

Jaune: It's none of your business...

Yang: (Sits across from him)

Ruby: (Sits across from him)

Jaune: ...

Yang: (Grins)

Ruby: (Grins)

Jaune: (Drinks) Nora isn't even here, so why are they staying? I wish they would leave already...

Yang: Hey, Vomit Boy, you ever squeezed a boob before?

Jaune: (Sputters, Coughs)

Yang: HA! I KNEW I COULD GET A GOOD REACTION OUT OF YOU, VOMIT BOY!

Ruby: TOO FUNNY~!

Jaune: Wh- Why are you asking me that?

Yang: You're just a pervert in sheep's clothing, aren't you?

Ruby: HA HA HA!

Jaune: I am not!

Yang: Oh, Vomit Boy, you're a virgin and you've never squeezed a boob before? How sad for you.

Ruby: Pitiful~!

Jaune: (Looks away)

Ruby: Ready?

Yang: Yeah.

Yang: Hey, Vomit Boy... WANNA FEEL MINE~?

Jaune: (Blushing)

Yang: Well~?

Jaune: (Scarfs down food, Jumps away)

Yang: HE'S GETTING AWAY!

Ruby: AFTER HIM~!

Jaune: (Tackled, Pinned by Ruby) L-LET ME GO!

Yang: (Holds out chest to him) Well, I'm waiting, Vomit Boy~!

Ruby: Do it, do it, do it~!

Yang: (Leans closer) C'mon, c'mon~!

Ruby: (Holding Jaune's wrist) Come on already~!

Jaune: Stop! S-Stop! What is wrong with you girls?!

Jaune: (Squish~!) AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Yang/Ruby: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!

Jaune: Th-They... They forced me to be a pervert!.

Jaune: Wait, but... something didn't feel right.

Yang: (Reaches into blouse, Pulls out)

Jaune: Burgers?!.

Yang: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE~! You were probably thinking you were a man now because you touched my boobs, but NOPE! It was burgers! I would never let a pervert like you touch my boobs, Vomit Boy!

Ruby: NEVER~! EVER~!

Jaune: ...

Nora: WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT BOOBS?

Yang: (Holding a burger)

Ruby: (Holding a burger)

Nora: WHAT'S WITH THE BURGERS, GIRLS?

Yang: ...

Ruby: ...

Yang/Ruby: (Run away)

Jaune: You really saved me back there, Nora. Thanks a l...

Nora: ...

Jaune: ...

Nora: DID YOU SQUEEZE HER BOOB?

Jaune: Huh?!

Nora: WOW. AWESOME. MUST BE GOOD FOR A CLOSET PERVERT LIKE YOU.

Jaune: What?! No, no, no! It wasn't her boob! It was a burger!

Nora: !

Nora: AHAHAHA! A burger?! So you didn't actually squeeze her boob after all?! Oh, Leader, you poor, poor thing~!

Jaune: W-Well, it's not like I wanted to do it in the first place...

Nora: Oho~? Well, then, Leader...

Nora: (Lifts arm) Can ya pinch me right here?

Jaune: Er... Why?

Nora: Do it and find out~!

Jaune: (Gulps, Pinches triceps brachii)

Nora: So~? How is it~?

Jaune: It's... soft...

Nora: Leader, don'tcha know~?

Nora: The upper arm, apparently, FEELS A LOT LIKE A BOOB~.

Jaune: A-A boob?!. (Pulls away fast)

Nora: Hehe~! Leader, you peeerv~!

--------------------------------------------------

Jaune: (Eating a burger)

Nora: (Glaring daggers at him)

[wutheringskies]

Prompt - Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji in the 15-year old selves's bodies

I just had a thought. imagine WWX and LWJ transmigrating into an alternate reality (which is pretty much the same, but events changed there do not affect events in their world) as their 15-year-old selves; and for half a day, they both think it's an individual thing; and then Wei Wuxian sees Lan Zhan, and can't control his words, "Oh my god, Lan Zhan so cute!!" and Lan Wangji is like "Wei Ying (fond) is adorable too."

and they both sorta have that look and realize they both transmigrated; and it's so funny because by the rules of the array (or whatever), they can't tell anyone where they are from, or about the future (like they can only personally act differently and suggest actions to other people, knowing very well they hold little power to cause systemic changes, just two nails in a machine, but well, what are they if not always trying).

and this time, Wei Wuxian doesn't punch Jin Zixuan "but Lan Zhan... I really wanted to," But he does say a grand choice of crass words that get him punishment with Lan Wangji again, who's forcibly out of his seclusion and in classes.

And in classes, Lan Wangji sits in front, ever the dutiful while Wei Wuxian sits behind him; sleeping, talking, flirting, writing notes; and Lan Wangji doesn't reprimand him as much; and when Jiang Cheng says rude shit to him, the Second Young Master Lan glares at him and everyone is so confused.

and they have punishment together in the library and it's just... Wei Wuxian courting Lan Wangji. Lan Wangji courting him back.

Exhibit 1:

"Lan Zhan, my hands really, really hurt from all this copying :(("

"I will do it."

"Hehe~"

Exhibit 2:

"Er-gege, I really can't go on without alcohol. Please."

"No."

"You said you'd never deny me, your husband."

"We are not married yet in this reality."

"So, our marriage is limited only to one realm? Only our reality? So, I'm a young, virgin, unmarried boy?? Are you abandoning your husbandly duties?"

"..."

"Fine, then we are not married. I won't even ask! I won't marry you."

"... I will take you to Caiyi. You can drink there. Do not drink with others in the dorm."

"And in the Jingshi?"

"..."

"Are you denying me my marital home? You said it was our home!"

"Alright."

"Hahahahahahahahahaha"

Exhibit 3:

"Er-gege, let me sleep."

"Wei Ying, we are in class."

"But it's 6 am. Er-gege, I'm not even alive right now. I've been dead and I was more alive when I was dead than now."

"..."

"Please hide me from your uncle. I really can't keep my eyes open."

"Did you not sleep well?"

"How can I sleep??? Next to Jiang Cheng! Without my husband to hold me??"

"..."

Exhibit 4:

Wei Wuxian is messing around in the creek in Cloud Recesses when someone shoves him lightly. He doesn't fall but his hair opens and his ribbon disappears. Everyone laughs but then Lan Wangji walks over, stands behind him, pulls a red ribbon out of a sleeve, ties his hair up while asking him if he's okay and casts an icy look at the guy who shoved him, pats his head and leaves.

Jiang Cheng: "what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck"

Nie Huaisang: "OH. UM. uhm. Uh. Wei-xiong..."

[yuribeamed]

monbisou's mlb fic rec!! mlb fics recced by monbisou(me)!!

okay let’s get crackin!!

There’s Something About Marinette by ThoughtWarfare

im telling you this fic is so funny and honestly kind of the reason i got pulled back into ml fandom after thinking i’d finally moved on with my life. ever since i read this, marinette x ladybug has been my otp.

Girls Talk Boys by LNC

the core four and adrienette being oh so charming. to be honest, i would recommend everything and anything by LNC, this just happens to be my most recent read.

golden (like daylight) by okayanna

in my mind everyone has already read this because it’s so perfect and classic and lovely. also, well written! adrien is so well characterized. what else can i say. ummm 10/10.

Who Kissed Dupain-Cheng by Ridiculosity

sometimes i think about the marichat dynamic in this fic. actually, who am i kidding. i think about it all the time. constantly. i’m obsessed with the marichat dynamic in this fic.

Friends by meeble

short and sweet and deadly. god i love adrienette.

final girl by picayunewrites

could i do a fic rec and not mention final girl? could any honest marichat lover stay silent in the face of the work that is final girl? i recommend this. i recommend it so so hard.

comfort food by Reiaji

marinette cooks for adrien. marinette teaches adrien how to cook. marinette loves adrien. she loves him.

Trying to Get Bi by breeelis

adrien is ladybugs celebrity crush. is he your celebrity crush chat noir?

bon voyage by gentlefist

set more recently in canon! adrien and marinette are dating! they are dating one another! “dang it!” says chat noir.

Mr Perfect Disguise by caprisuns(marimbles)

ladybug wearing a very big floppy hat. adrien agreste wearing slides. romance!

baker “enemies” comic by buggachat

okay, you’re on tumblr, you’re a ml fan. i’m sure you’ve read or at least heard about buggachats comic. i think my favorite thing about buggachat is their portrayal of the core four. or maybe it’s their adrien? maybe it’s their ladynoir. i love buggachat so much.

oeuf ouch owie by miraculousumflower (ominousunflower)

hahahahahahahahahaha:):))

daydream by a_miiraculer and clairelutra

marinette and adrien are so so into eachother. also, he’s figuring out who ladybug is.

But All I’m Seeing Is You by chealseababylove

for a while i was like, “idk man i’m not sure i’m a ladrien type of guy” but that was before i read but all i’m seeing is you by chelseababylove.

The Dating App by leadernovaandthemacabre

chat noir and marinette. marinette and chat noir. they text eachother and analyze eachother from different angles. ps! a lot of sexy talk! for those who are opposed!

for the record by peachcitt

adrien and marinette set the dating record straight! as friends!!!! prpr

telepathy by thelibraryloser

sometimes you just want a good reveal fic. this one is really good.

A Partir De

something i’ve noticed in ladrien fics so far? a lot of very silly disguises. i’m talking extremely silly.

Strangers in the Bright Lights by poodles

poodles you cook my metaphorical noodles. also, this fic is wondrous.

and that’s it!! for now!!! more coming soon i suspect but then again, who knows?

[pamsimmerstories]

the bach party!

transcription

[malcolm]: so, they made you get married? why?

[quincy]: well, all of you, my friends, are getting married and having kids, but me. there’s a rumor that i’m gay. mom and dad didn’t like it

[malcolm]: when are you getting out of the closet, quincy?

[quincy]: i don’t know what you mean. *drinks*

[malcolm]: why do you keep lying to your friends?

[after one bottle of beer (for each), they were all wasted and decided to eat something]

[meanwhile in cassie’s bach... it was only her and aurora]

[cassandra]: i can’t believe you brought me here!

[aurora]: it’s the best excuse to see another man’s butt or penis, cassie. because after tonight, it’s gonna be only malcolm’s

[cassandra]: i guess you’re right. i’m gonna try to enjoy this.

[angelo]: and you wolfgang? are you getting married anytime soon?

[wolfgang]: married? we’re already married, kind of. we live together and we have kids. it’s the same

[angelo]: did she say it? or are you saying it?

[wolfgang]: i guess she knows?

[now he’s wondering if aurora would like to get married someday. he thinks she’s not the type of girl who wants this. but this is on his mind now. should he propose to her?]

[meanwhile...]

[cassandra]: *thinking* oh my god... does he need to get this closer?

*amused*

*laughs*

[aurora]: wow hahahahahahahahahaha

[cassandra]: oh boy! i guess that’s enough.

[thirdeyeblue]

20 questions for fic writers

Thank you for the tag, @mulderscully 🩷🩷

How many works do you have on ao3?

32 (ayyy Veronika, we match)

What's your total ao3 word count?

965,446

What fandoms do you write for?

Doctor Who!

Top five fics by kudos:

Bloodstream

For All We're Worth

Mending

Tiny Lights Below

The Doctor's Brilliant Idea

Do you respond to comments?

For the most part, yes - but sometimes, it might take a tremendous length of time (provided my mental health is crushing me and I feel unworthy of love 😅)

What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

It will easily be Can't Shift the Tide when the time comes (and all five people who read it will suffer)

What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Pretty much everything! I can't even READ fics with sad/angsty endings, let alone write them (with a small crackship caveat)

Do you get hate on fics?

Only from a small sect of presumed tweens enmeshed in said crackship

(Oh, and Mickey Smith's burner account getting a little bummed with me one of the many times I've implied Mickey was a terrible shag)

Do you write smut?

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Craziest crossover:

Just going to count my TenMartha/TenRose fic, since that's the closest concept to a crossover I've got

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Hopefully not?

Have you ever had a fic translated?

Someone translated Bloodstream into Russian - I've made a couple of friends through that, too! 🥰

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

I've got two co-writing projects with my beloved @bronzeagepizzeria that have been sitting brutally neglected in my docs for months via late fall depression... BUT planning on getting those going again ASAP.

Also so many goddamn ideas of things to co-write with my other beloved, @badxwolfxrising - provided we ever get around to them. The joys of being 30+

All time favorite ship?

TentooRose 🩷🩷🩷

What's a wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

My companion piece to Ordinary Gifts that goes in-depth about the last time Ten and Rose fucked (in this fic’s universe)+ the first time Tentoo and Rose fuck. I want to write it so badly, but I am never not drowning

What are your writing strengths?

I think I'm decent at capturing emotions/what's going on in the characters' heads during smut scenes.

What are your writing weaknesses?

Focusing on one fic at a time. Making chapters less than 10k in my multi-chapter fics.

Thoughts on dialogue in another language?

I probably wouldn't translate/write it out just due to knowing how dodgy translation tools are/only speaking English myself, but I've seen other people do it well!

First fandom you wrote in?

I don't think this qualifies as a "fandom", but I was writing fanfic about Lena and Yulia from the group t.A.T.u in 2003 (and not posting it anywhere).

Favorite fic you've written?

I hate this question. It tends to jump between Bloodstream, For All We're Worth, and the Purpose of Repose

Tagging (forgive me if any of y'all have already been tagged, I never use tumblr and have no idea if you weren't tagged on the post I was tagged in!) @demdifferentstories-29 @badxwolfxrising @kcchameleon17 @naaer @elialys

[ali-anne-undertale-stoof]

Parallels

Flowey hates Sans. A lot.

He hates him.

He's so annoying.

He always messed up his runs. Always stopped him from achieving his goals. He always got in his way! Especially when he's trying to see what happens when his loved ones are harmed.

Doesn't he understand that it's what he needs to do to FEEL?!

Give him a break.

There are other things he hates about him too.

That stupid grin.

He loved it when he saw them smile. He always made sure they had a reason to smile.

His stupid jokes.

"Hey, check this out! A perfect snowball!"

"Hmm... It looks more like a snowdecahedron to me!"

"Hee hee hee! That was an excellent joke, my child!"

"..."

"What's the matter, Azzy? Did someone get your GOAT?"

"...I'm not playing with you anymore."

His creepy expressions.

"Come on, just look!"

"No way! You're doing that creepy face again!"

"I'm not! I promise!"

"..."

"..."

"AHH!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

"Grr!!! Not funny, Chara!!"

But what he hates about him most of all... doesn't have much to do with HIM, but it's also about his brother.

Now, he doesn't dislike this guy's brother. In fact, he would even call them friends.

He was very friendly when they first met.

"OH!!! HELLO, LITTLE FLOWER!!! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"

"Uhh... Oh! Flow... Flowey! Flowey the flower!"

"WOWIE!!! WHAT A CHARMING NAME!!! NICE TO MEET YOU, FLOWERY!!!!"

"...It's Flowey."

"FLOWEY!!! I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!!"

"Nice to meet you... Papayas."

"NYEH HEH HEH HEH!!!"

And he had been friendly ever since.

When he first met him, though... He's gotta admit, he was... also friendly.

"FLOWERY!!! THIS IS MY BROTHER, SANS!!!"

"Oh... Um. Howdy!"

"howdy hey."

But seeing how those two treated each other... It only reminded him of what he USED to have. Times he could never get back, no matter how hard he tries, no matter how many times he'd reset.

"CHECK IT OUT, BROTHER!!! THE PERFECT SNOW PAPYRUS!!!"

"hm."

"WHAT IS IT?"

"i dunno. i wouldn't call it perfect."

"OH. IS SOMETHING MISSING?"

"i think so. looks like it needs... more muscles."

"SANS!!! OH MY GOD!!! ........YOU'RE RIGHT!!! I'LL GET ON THAT RIGHT AWAY!!!!!"

"what? me? right about something?"

"I KNOW, IT'S QUITE THE ANOMALY!!!"

He wondered what they would have said if they saw his snowman. Something similar, maybe. Or perhaps just another tease.

He teased his brother a lot.

"hey, everyone. check out how cool my baby bro is."

"FOUR MINUTES, SANS!!!!"

"what? four minutes 'til you're cool?"

"NO, OUR AGE GAP IS LITERALLY FOUR MINUTES!!! I AM NOT A BABY!!!!!"

"oh, sorry. i must've gotten it confused cuz of the junior jumble you got in your hand."

"THAT'S IT!!!! BROTHER TUSSLE!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!"

"aaaaaaaa hehehehehe no bro i'm sorry aaaaaaa"

If he had the limbs, or the means, he would've broken the two up on the spot. He hates it when they tussle. He hates it when they're together. He hates them doing anything.

Well, not Papyrus. The other one.

He doesn't even want to think about his name. Smiley trashbag.

He doesn't want another reminder of THEM.

And HE is the living reminder of them.

Trashbag and Chara never met, but if they did, he guaranteed that they would be fairly good friends.

No. Shove away that thought. He would never let them be friends.

Not how they were friends with him, anyway.

Why does he get to be here? Why does he get to be ALIVE? Why aren't THEY alive?!

If it weren't for his brother, he would have dusted him on the spot. It would be so easy. Even his description described him as the easiest enemy.

The description was a lie.

He knew that Trashy was onto him. In the timelines where he was trying to help everyone, he was more or less civil, but Flowey never missed the glances that the skeleton shot his way.

"What are you looking at?"

"eh, nothin'. just keeping a close eye socket on ya, is all. you could never know what trouble you could get into."

"..."

"hey, what's that look for? don't worry too much. it's a nice environment, and the people are friendly. perhaps it's even worth making a few friends."

"...Haha. Right."

He definitely knows something.

But what? He didn't want to find out.

And he certainly didn't want him to find out anything more.

What? Scared? He's not scared of him! Look at him! He's just a short, greasy weakling who was too stupid to realise what the true meaning of this world is!

And he's certainly not cool, either!

He didn't know what he was even thinking with the last conversation he had with Papyrus.

"OH MY GOD!!!"

"What is it, friend?"

"YOUR WINK!!! IT LOOKS... FAMILIAR..."

"What are you talking about, you goofball?"

"YOU LOOKED... SO MUCH LIKE SANS."

"WHAT. No, I didn't!!!"

"YOU DID!!! OH MY GOD!!! THAT WAS SO CUTE!!!"

"You spend too much time with your brother!!!"

"WAIT A MINUTE!!! I NEED A SIDE BY SIDE COMPARISON!!! SANS!!!!! SANS, COME HERE!!!!! I HAVE SOMETHING AMAZINGLY CUTE TO SHOW YOU!!!!!"

"(yawn) what is it, bro?"

"IT'S FLOWERY!!! HE MADE THE SAME FACE YOU DO WHEN YOU TELL JOKES!!! JUST LOOK AND... HEY!! WHERE DID HE GO?"

He hates him. So. So. SO. MUCH.

And if he could help it, he would never let him get in the way ever again.

And if he could help it...

He would never have to be reminded of the bond he lost, either.

[00just-a-pancake00]

An Explosive Night

After a rough day of school and internship works, Bakugou and Kirishima unwinds themselves before sleeping.

Lers: Bakugou/Kirishima

Lees: Kirishima/Bakugou

-----

It was a normal night in UA, and no Nomu appeared... well they did, but not anymore. Anyway,

Katsuki Bakugou and Eijirou Kirishima were getting ready for bed. They changed into their sleeping clothes, brushed their teeth, and entered Kirishima's room they shared tonight because Bakugou's room was occupied by Aizawa's cats.

"Whew, I thought this fucking day would never end," sighed Bakugou, putting his clothes onto the floor near his sleeping bag.

"Yeah, first, some children gets kidnapped, then we get lost in an Illusion Villain's dungeon for hours, then we almost get killed. This wasn't the best day ever," Kirishima agreed.

"I'm just glad it's over. Hey, what time is it anyway?"

Kirishima looked at the alarm clock next to his bed.

"It's only 9:28," he answered.

"Really? It feels later than that...hmm. So, do you want to do something to pass the goddamn time?"

"Um, okay, what do you want to do?"

Bakugou shrugged. "I don't know, maybe we can..." The blonde than paused for a moment. Then he stared at the redhead for a few seconds and smirked, making the shark feel unconfortable. Before he could even think about running away, Bakugou pinned him to the ground.

"Bakubro! Please get off me!" panicked Kirishima.

"Why are you so nervous, Kiri?" Katsuki asked.

"None of your business, Bakugou! Now please get off me!"

"What's bugging you?"

Kirishima was both scared and completely annoyed. "I said NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!"

"Are you worried that I'm gonna tickle you?" Bakugou asked.

"Please DON'T!"

Bakugou placed a hand on his roomate's shoulder and smiled. "Hey don't worry."

"Y-You weren't going to tickle me?" Kirishima asked nervously. But then he calmed down. "Oh, thank goodness. You almost had me there."

"No, I was going to," snickered Bakugou. "I just didn't want you to be nervous."

"Kats, please no!"

Bakugou ignored him and wiggled his fingers on his friend's belly.

"Kahahahahahatsuhuhukiehehehehe! Stohahahahahahahahahaha. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" giggled Kirishima, struggling to get out of his partner's grip.

"Oh please , Eiji, I just started. I'm not just gonna stop," Bakugou smirked.

"Plehehehehehehehehehease stop!" begged the shark.

The blonde pretended to think about it.

"Hmm... let me think... nah!" the cimson-eyed blonde said, before he moved to Kirishima's sides, increasing his laughter.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NO! KAHAHATSUHUKIHIHI! STOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!" Kirishima shouted.

"Eijirou, it's not my fault you're even more ticklish than I am," laughed Bakugou with a wide smuggly grin.

"STOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP IT! PLEASE! KNOCK IT OFF! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"You're so cute when you laugh! I think I'll kick it up a notch!"

Bakugou then began blowing raspberries on his belly. Kirishima's laughter grew louder as it tickled him so much.

"OH SHIHIT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! KAHAHAHHATSUHUHUKIEHEHEHEHE! QUIT IT! IT TICKLES SO MUCH! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Bakugou then began to tickle his underarms.

"NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! STOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I CAN'T BREHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEATHE!"

Seeing that he couldn't take it anymore, Bakugou stopped tickling Kirishima, letting him breathe.

"Now that wasn't so damn bad now was it?" Bakugou asked, smug.

"N-Not... f-for me..." Kirishima panted while standing up. "Now, if y-you... excuse me, I-I need to... wash t-the sweat off me f-face..."

Red Riot walked slowly out the bedroom and to the bathroom to splash his face with cold water. Once he was done and was about to leave the bathroom, something on the bathroom shelf caught his eye.

It was the same long white feather Mina and Denki used to tickle him. Thye must have left it here by mistake. Before Kirishima grabbed it, he noticed that it was next to an electric toothbrush, which was still in it's box.

The red boy stared at them in his hands and that's when he got an idea. He opened the box, put the toothbrush in his pocket along with the feather, and walked back to the bedroom.

"Hey, what took you so long, Shit hair?" Bakugou asked, walking over to his brother.

"I told you, I was washing the sweat off my face," answered Kirishima. "So, what time is it now?"

" It's only 10:04. We still have about twenty-six minutes."

"Good, because there's something I'd like to do."

"What?"

Kirishima said nothing. Instead, he actually pinned Bakugou down on the ground.

"K-Kiri! What are you doing?" asked Bakugou with a big blush.

"Oh nothing," snickered Kirishima. "I'm just doing my turn."

"Your turn to what?"

"To do the tickling."

Bakugou widened his eyes, but remembered something.

"Eiji, may I remind that you're more ticklish than me?"

"No, I don't think Im more ticklish than you," said Kirishima. "I think I'm just as ticklish as you, but in different ways."

"W-What do you mean?"

Kirishima ignored him, hardened his hands a bit to worsen the sensation and began tickling his sides, making him giggle instantley.

"Kihihihrihihi! Stohahahahahahahahap it! Cut it out! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!" giggled the explosive bean.

"Sorry, no can do, Bakugou," Eijirou said, as he shook his head. "You tickled me when I begged to stop, so why can't I?"

"Nohohohohohohohoho! Knock it off! Ahahahahahahahahaha!"

Kirishima stopped tickling his friend and grabbed the feather from his pocket. Bakugou widened his eyes.

"Nononono! Eijiro, not THAT!"

Kirishima then stroked the feather on Bakugou's toned midriff while he used his other hand to tickle his sides. The explosive boy immediately started laughing.

"OH NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! STOP KIHIHIRIHIHI! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Bakugou shouted. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"I have to admit, Katsuki, you're cute when you laugh," snickered Kirishima, before moving the feather in his underarms.

"OH NO! NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! KIHIHIRIHIHISHIHIHIMAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! STOP!" laughed Bakugou, "STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Now do you know how I feel about you tickling me?" Kirishima asked, as he stopped tickling him. "That's something we have in common. We may like being tickled a little, but we enjoy tickling EACH OTHER."

"And D-D-Denki... and Ashido did it t-to us..." Bakugou panted. "...Are y-you... done... now?"

"Just one more thing~"

Kirishima then took off Bakugou's slippers, grabbing his electric toothbrush and started swirling the bristles around his feet in circles.

"HOHOHOLYSHIHIHIT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! EHEHEHEIAAAAHAAAAHAAHAAA! THAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAT'S ENOUGH!" Bakugou howled. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!"

"Calm down, Katsuki," chuckled Kirishima, "Midoriya told me about this spot so that's why I tried."

He's gonna kill that nerd later.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP IT! I CAN'T BREATHE! MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAKE IT STOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Suddenly, the tickling stopped. Bakugou was gasping for air before Kirishima helped him up.

"I told you it'd be over soon."

Bakugou then smiled. "You know what, Shitty Hair, you were right."

"Right about what?"

"That maybe we're both as ticklish as each other. And that we liked being tickled a little, but like tickling each other."

"Told ya," Kirishima happily nodded, before he and his bestie looked at the clock, which said 10:30.

"We should get to bed now, b-ro," Bakugou pointed out, still his first time saying such address. Heading to his bed as Kirishima heads to his sleeping bag.

"Okay, Goodnight, Katsuki."

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Blindsided

Part 13

Ominis x MC

Summary - The gang have a lovely picnic where absolutely nothing goes wrong

Did I write this just because I like over protective Ominis? Yes. Does it add anything of value? No

As always swap Evelyn for your own MC or Y/N

Warnings - Blood, Violence, Did I say picnic? Hahahahahahahahahaha

Word Count - 2063

~

“Merlin’s beard” Poppy chirped as she wiped her brow “What an absolutely perfect day”

Her and Evelyn effortlessly laid out a huge picnic blanket for everyone to climb on, pinning it down with magic.

The weather was unseasonably wonderful. Late-January wasn’t known for sun and yet it’s beating down rays warmed the grass and a gently breeze was cooling enough for spring attire. Sebastian and Imelda hurled a huge picnic basket along filled with, probably not the healthiest of picnic food. It was overstocked with sweets and pastries from Hogsmeade to the point, one of the Chocolate Frog wrappers had burst, and as they placed the basket down, a tiny brown delicious amphibian made his escape.

Thankfully, as sensible as he always was, Amit had brought along a basket too. Stocked with sandwiches and little bowls of salads and other light snacky foods.

“I couldn’t agree more” Ominis purred suddenly appearing behind Evelyn. His hand lightly danced across the small of her back. She looked up at him in awe, a small smirk dancing on the corners of his lips, as he pulled her down onto the blanket. He sat with his legs spread wide, leaning his elbow on his knee. Eve settled in, between his legs, surrounding herself in Ominis.

They all climbed on and started aimlessly chatting, before Garreth came running over.

“Sorry I’m late. Bloody Aunt had me demonstrating for the sixth years with her. Lucan was practically pissing himself” Garreth moped.

“Oh well at least you’ll have had one dance this year.” Sebastian snorted “The way you’re going you’ll going to end up going alone”

“Har Har, Sallow…” he mumbled settling down on the huge blanket and rummaging around to find the pumpkin pasties.

“At least you won’t be the only one going alone…isn’t that right, Evie?” Imelda said, her tone teasing but harsh.

“What?” Ominis tilted his head towards her “I assumed, in my absence, you would have been snatched up?” He nudged her lightly with his shoulder

“No…” she mumbled awkwardly “Well, people have asked but I’ve said no. I’m waiting on a specific person to ask me” She leant back into him, her back leaning against his chest, and she heard him exhaled a silent laugh.

”Maybe he’s waiting for the perfect moment” his finger tips brushed up the skin of her arm and Imelda rolled her eyes.

”Maybe he should hurry up and ask her before I take her instead” she challenged, she was growing increasingly bored with their dance around each other. Everyone knew they were together now, yet they continued this coy charade

“Wait, no no no no, you’re going with me” Sebastian grabbed Imelda’s waist and pulled her into his lap. The subsequent rare giggle that left Imelda made everyone do a double take. Imelda? Giggling?! Unheard of.

”You’ll have to learn to share if ‘Mystery Man’ doesn’t buck his ideas up” she retorted, giving Ominis the side eye.

He didn’t care.

Though he could feel her eyes burning into him, he had Evelyn in his arms, publicly, without the fear of his family looming over him. He exhaled deeply, a content smile on his face.

“Do I have a say in this?” Eve scoffed

“Nope, sorry. It’s ‘Mystery Man’ or Me. That’s just how it works” she shrugged and settled back onto Sebastian.

~

A few hours went by as they discussed the upcoming ball. Garreth had spoke about his grand plan to get Anne to the ball, which to his surprise, Sebastian went along with.

At some point, Ominis had wrapped himself possessively around Eve. His arms were looped around her waist. His chin resting on her shoulder. He happily listened to his friends chat idly and delighted in every private reaction he could feel in Eve.

The way her shoulders relaxed when she sighed.

The way her stomach vibrated with every laugh.

The small involuntary noises she made to peoples jokes and stories.

He silently ate them all up.

Suddenly, after the conversation turned away from her momentarily and he had a rare moment of her attention, he playfully kissed up her neck and face causing her face to scrunch up in adorable embarrassment.

“Is this what they’re going to be like from now on?” Imelda said, gesturing to the new couple as Evelyn giggled along to Ominis’ attentions “I’m going to stop speaking to them if this is the new norm”

“Oh leave off it Mel” Sebastian exclaimed give her shoulders a little shake. “We were like that once”

“We were never like that”

“You’re like that now” Garreth moaned “You’re all making me feel very alone” he dramatically flopped onto the blanket and threw his arm over his eyes “Ooh to be cursed with such handsome features and to never be loved by another.

“Come on…I know I’m the wrong Sallow for you but…come get some love” Sebastian moved from under Imelda and cuddled up to Garreth on the floor.

“Aww Garr we all love you” Eve joined Sebastian on the other side of Garreth, pining him to the floor with their love…and bodies

“I don’t think I want love any more” Garreth strained under the weight of Sebastian and Evelyn.

~

The whole day was perfect.

They talked and ate and played games. Sebastian and Garreths’ favourite was ‘Who can hit Ominis’ where they proceeded to throw a quaffle back and forth and occasionally see if they could hit Ominis with it. They had so far failed, despite him being being wand deep in a book and being distracted by Evelyn sat between his legs again. Each time the quaffle came flying at his face, he evaded it. Either ducking or caught it or deflected it with his wand. It was all in good fun and eventually Ominis left Eve to join them, tossing the ball around. He softly kissed her on the temple and joined them, not too far away from the picnic.

“Ah just the person I wanted to see….” A familiar heavily accented voice sang out. Evelyn turned and noticed the Durmstrang student that shared her Charms and Herbology classes, striding towards the picnic.

“Hello, Mikhail” she smiled politely “Enjoying the weather?”

“Actually yes. It is very unlike what I heard British weather to be” he chuckled and scanned the picnic blanket “Mind if I steal away Hogwarts’ star student for a second?” He extends his hand out for her to take and she looks at it like it’s screaming mandrake.

“Er…sure” she stands…without the help of his hand.

As they walk away, Evelyn looks behind her at her friends, specifically, at the lads who are returning back to the picnic blanket. They come to a stop under a tree just in the lakes edge…romantic, if it were with Ominis.

“What’s going on there?” Garreth asks, shoving the quaffle back into Imelda’s bag.

”What’s happening? Can you hear it?” Sebastian asks looking between Evelyn, The Durmstrang student and Ominis

”Yes if you shut up” Ominis snapped, his heart thundering in his own ears

”See how worried he is he wouldn’t have to be if he’d have asked her by no-“ Poppy puts her hand over Imelda’s mouth, earning a thankful nod from Ominis.

”He’s…rambling on about sharing classes with her and how he’s noticed her a fe-“ Ominis clenched his teeth “He asked her to the dance”

In unison, the population of the picnic blanket turned to watch Evelyns reaction. All but Ominis, watch as she raises her hands apologetically and backs away from him.

Ominis exhales

”She said no” he smiled wistfully

“Was there any doubt? She’s mad on you mate” Garreth playfully slapped him on the shoulder

”You have to ask her tonight now…no excuses.” Imelda instructs, her tone similar to that which she used to captain the quidditch team.

“Yes I am aware I-“ his head snaps to Evelyns conversation “Sebastian…he called her a mudblood”

Sebastian turns toward Evelyn. He can faintly hear the Durmstrangs’ raised voice. When he turns back, Ominis is already stood and marching towards him

”Shit…Ominis wait”

.

How dare he speak to her like that?

Ominis hands twitched as he approached Evelyn, imagining the feeling of this ignorant boys throat in his hands

You need to calm down before you do something stupid.

He opted to listen to the voice of reason in his head.

”Are you okay?” He asked Evelyn, electing to ignore the bigoted figure stood next to her. He could hear her heart beat faster than usual and as he took her hand, he felt her trembling. From fear, anger or adrenaline, he didn’t know…but it boiled his blood. Eventually, he acknowledged the Durmstrang Student, tilting his head vaguely in his direction “You…leave now”

”I’m fine I don’t understand he-“ Evelyn started before being cut off

”You wouldn’t understand would you? Filthy mudblood, walking around like you own the place, you should know better than to- oooof”

Ominis heard and felt the Durmstrangs nose break against his fist before he realised what had happened.

He operated completely on instinct and, apparently, his instinct was violence.

Typical Gaunt

He lurched forward towards him again, the pale blue of his irises seemingly darkened before two strong arms wrapped around him, pulling away.

“Easy” Sebastian murmured, pulling Ominis backwards.

“Did you hear what he said to her?!” Ominis snapped, the pompous aire to his voice replaced completely with a burning rage, manifesting itself as a deep resonate growl.

Ominis’ heightened sense alerted him to the smell of fresh blood and he heard Mikhail spit and gurgle somewhere below him. Those gifted with sight, watched as he held his face, blood pouring like red rivers, down through his fingers. Ominis chuckled darkly, writhing in Sebastians’ arm, itching to get his hands on this idiotic boy.

“Enough!” Sebastian commanded, getting a better grip on Ominis. “This isn’t you.” He murmured

He was right.

This was Gaunt behaviour.

And he elected never to be a Gaunt again.

…but with that meant he was no longer safe under the umbrella of his name.

An empty cavern opened in his chest as he realised what he had done. He could no longer sweep this under the rug and have a sly conversation with the Headmaster. Black probably knew of Ominis’ family betrayal before even Sebastian and Evelyn did.

He had to do something…

Shortly afterwards everyone rushed over to the scene, wands drawn on the Durnstrang. Garreth rushed to Evelyns side holding her jaw carefully in his hand, and tilting her up to check her over.

“Are you okay? Did he hurt you?” His eyes darted over her features frantically.

“Yeah I’m fine, can someone explain what’s happening” Evelyn snapped, her frustration growing.

“Did you- ugh…he just hit me. My nose…” Mikhails voice came out more nasally than normal as he struggled with his pouring nose “Your boyfriend has quite the temper”

“Do not speak to her…” Ominis bared his teeth, his temper flaring again “If I hear you’ve even glanced in her direction, I will show you exactly why my family is feared” His knee jerk reaction to pull his name at the slightest inconvenience rocked his confidence again.

Why are you making those threats? You can’t make good on them anymore!

”You’re done for Gaunt, Jeopardising international relations for a mu-“ Mikhail reevaluated his words before speaking again. Perhaps antagonising a group of wizards surrounding him was not the best idea “-muggleborn. That’s not going to go down well with Professor Black. Once I show this to the Headmaster you’re out of here.” He gestured mockingly to his blood soaked shirt and crooked nose.

“Episkey” Poppy shouted confidently, and watched as Mikhail doubled over in pain. When he stood back up, his nose was perfectly straight as it was before. “Show him what?”

“I suggest you leave before I give you another to show the Headmaster” Imelda grunted taking a step between Mikhail and Ominis,

The Durmstrang Student looked back at Evelyn, tucked under Garreths arm and spat blood at the floor before turning and walking away.

“Nice one, Poppy” Imelda smirked “Don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone save the day by fixing someone’s nose”

Ominis shook Sebastian off before he stormed off in the opposite direction to Mikhail.

He had to do something. This would get back to Black either way.

He had to fix his mistake.

Masterlist

[tksavvy]

May I ask for Royal margarine ler hcs plz? Just in love with the man and I adore him!

🧈Royal Margarine Cookie Headcanons🌟

(Created at the request of {ANONYMOUS USER})

Notes: Fidgety ass Ler, Squirmy Lee

Tickle Notes: bro isn't even trying but he does his best bc he is too scared to be a ler I mean-

People really do be having dat rizz huh (he is people)

*A/N: oml I am so sorry this was so late. Anyways, I hope you don't mind, but I decided to write some lee headcanons as well, bc it was literally impossible not to for me after writing those ler hcs. besides my head was kind of empty and that all it could come up with. Also take in mind that it may or may not completely ooc or smth like that so uhhhh enjoy*

🧈Ler!Royal Margarine Cookie Headcanons🌟

-You ask 4 tkls? What's below is his response.

-"Uh...uh um...I-" -🧈🌟

-as you can see he's nervous as crap, anyways he invites u to sit in his lap.

-if you don't wanna you just sit down near him :)

-he simply refuses to tease. even if provoked in any way, but if he is into it then...get ready, because this man will tease the living crap out of you, no matter what. and IF he teases u he will only stop at a safeword.

-"Oh, I just wanna tktktktktk you soo bad~! I told you, I won't stop until you say the word~!" -🌟

-if u tickled him, he will get you back, so...be prepared!

-he checks where the Lee is comfortable before digging in.

-usually hesitates a bit before eventually getting the hang of it and finally eating you up like an omelet

-if ur close to him, he so nuzzles you ALL THE TIME I SWEAR because of the damn BEARD

-when it's his 1st time twording you, he gets flustered when you get flustered bc he is so nervous!! BUT if it's not his first rodeo, he is used to it and toughens up (a bit)

-"C/N! I didn't know you were this...adorable! It's kind of...cute..." -🧈🌟

-Listen he's trying his best ok he literally can't say the word without dying inside.

-sometimes he will laugh with you when he tkls you.

-will 100% cuddle you afterwards if ur close to him. :)

____Anyways, about those lee headcanons... ____

🧈Lee!Royal Margarine Cookie Headcanons🌟

-OH BOY DON'T YOU EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE TICKLE SCALE HE IS A 20/10

-His laugh is so adorable and so contagious even the ler will end up in a fit of giggles. And let me tell you, he snorts.

-Neck, sides, collarbone, and anywhere near his belly button. get him in any of those spots and he's dead. Can't forget his kneecaps. Istg those kneecaps are a killer spot

-tries holding it in (spoiler alert, he fails miserably) before melting into a puddle of giggles

-he is so pudgey and squishy and goofy and has the most soft and haughty laugh ever

-"PLEHEASE*snort*AHAHAHAHA" -🧈🌟

-can't handle being teased, and absolutely CANNOT handle raspberries. his squeals are so loud in that case...he holds them in his mouth instead. if you restrained him, you might wanna use some ear plugs because bro screams FREAKIN' LOUDLY LIKE OH MY GOD

-"*squeal*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA C/NDOHOHOHN'T---AHAHAH" -🧈🌟

-if u try the feet wear a helmet bc bro will 100% KICK

-if told to say the tword, his laughter will go an entire octave higher and he'll get more giggly, and more adorable every second.

-in conclusion, cutest lee ever like oml.

And that's all I have for him...

Any requests for headcanons? File 'em in!

[asumofwords]

Idk who could already be in the room unless it's aemond, but I've counted and it's only the 5th day since he left, he can't be back that early right? Even aegon was like "aemond should be here soon" which means he probably isn't, unless he wasn't informed of his return, but knowing him, he would've extended his stay with alys but oh god he's unpredictable rn.

Could it be daemon? That would actually be nice, like him going through the secret passageways for his daughter aaaa, it could also be alicent but idk what business she has with the reader, luke or helaena's ghost/hallucination maybe? There's so many possibilities ooooo, I don't think it will be baela or jace cause uhm the red keep would've been in flames by then but who knows.

I was going to guess the maester but it would be too inappropriate for him to wait for the lady, who isn't injured or in need of medical attention, in her shared chambers while her husband is gone

ALSO!! please don't feel pressured to answer until the chapter is published, like all of us are really excited and anticipating of what will happen next and it's mostly light hearted guessing and questioning, like even this I'm just pondering the possibilities, throwing the cake to the wall and seeing what sticks tbh, I might as well name the ALL the characters because at least one of them has to be right and then I'll be like "YOOOO I GUESSED IT CORRECTLY" 😭😭

It's definitely rhaenyra, daemon, jace, baela, rhaena, luke, helaena, daeron, aemond, alicent, otto, larys, alys, the maester, the maids, a septa, a septon, viserys, jasper, harwin strong, joffrey, rhaenys, corlys, her dead dragons soul, justin bieber, michael jackson, barrack obama, ariana grande, billie eilish, jesus christ himself for sure!!! 🫣🤓🫨 (last ones are a joke AJSJSK)

“Y/n?” she turned around to where the direction of the voice came from, her eyes widening in shock as her breath hitches in her throat, her heart almost jumping out at the sight in front of her, “Heehee” he uttered while moon walking, it was Michael jackson.

NOT MICHAEL JAXKSON HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HEE HEE

[annikasevenshots]

Star Trek Picard: Season 3 Episode 2 Reaction (spoilers!)

All the Titan bridge babies looking around when Shaw fights Seven 🥺 yes 🥺

Oh baby La Forge 🥺

"There's something familiar about him" RIKER PLEASE IM HOWLING

Oh RAFFI 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ohhhh my god. Oh Raffi. Oh my GOD. Oh my darling my sweet girl you can do no wrong 😭

my clever girl 🥺 my clever baby girl.

oh. oh raffi.

SEVEN SLAY

i am SO proud of her.

Seven's "you could be the heroes that saves heroes" vs Raffi's "someone needs to speak for the dead" PARALLELS!!!!! HELPING PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO ONE ELSE TO HELP THEM PARALLELS!!!!!!!!!!

lmfaooooooo Picard half beaming Jack out I'm begging be more serious fr 😭

Jack's "smack it until it works again" is so me-coded of him teehee

BOOPIN ON THE SENSORS

NO STOP THE WAY THE TITAN JUST APPEARED IN THERE I CACKLED SO HARD

THIS SHOW IS A MF COMEDY I SWEARRRRR

YES AN EPIC VERSION OF THE TITAN THEME MY BELOVED

"We're basically a hotel now" he's so grumpy shaw is so slay actually

Seven <3 i love uuuuuuuuuuu

JAE??????????????? LIKE JAES AN ARTIST JAE????????????? JAE WHO HAS PAINT SPLATTERS ON HIS SHIRT JAE???????????? HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCKJNG FUCMF HOOOOOOLY FUCK

"i have to be. i want to be." my strong darling.

JAE OWNS A BAR?????????? SIR

people believe raffi challenge. fuck you jae. fuck YOUUUUUU jae.

oh my god. gabe or sneed??????? GABE OR SNEED?????????????????? GABE OR SNEED YOU ARE FUCKING JOKING ME IM LEAVING IM NEVER COMING BACK

I HATE EVERYTHING. i hate everything. i. hate. everything.

"You boys are in so much trouble" I agree with Shaw actually. Not the deadname but like

"Captain" "WHAT" "WHAT" this show is so unserious

Oh this villain is JUIIIIIIICY! she is so SLAY

"Official psychological profile with starfleet" SIR IS NO ONE EVER NORMAL IN THIS FORBIDDEN SPACE MILITARY

i can just SEE seven's cogs turning at "jack crusher"

What is it with people and smoking in this show 😭

SIDNEY LA FORGE IS SO BABY AND CUTE 🥺 protect her pls

THIS SHOW IS LITERALLY SO UNSERIOUS DID THEY FUCKING YEET THE ELEOS AT THE TITAN FRRRRRRRR SHE ACTUALLY FUCKING WENT YEET IM CRYING

i actually can't this is a fucking circus show

La forge talking about law of physics yes baby you're so smart and funny 🥺🥺🥺🤏

"How is that even possible" lowkey Shaw is getting relatable like no one @ me but

"We are cornered in space which has no corners" helppp and seven's constant side eyes like sir are you tripping

"Fenris folk" love you hiro and deet <3

TITAN THEME COMING BACK YAYYYYY <3

BRIG TIME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

james cole 💀💀💀

"Sir as a former fenris ranger" yes you are my girl <3 my sweet sweet girl <3

i'm... i'm torn here. shaw's kinda right but seven 🥺 she's just trying to do right by people who would have lost their lives. 500 injuries vs 4 deaths? just. just. THAT'S The complexity of star trek i've missed. the moral dilemmas. the losing either way.

Picard calling Seven Seven slay

Dare i say it PatStew actually looks spunkier this season? When in S2 he just looked covid tired?

"Why are you dancing around it" RIKER KNOWS 🤡🤡🤡

DO THE MATH??????????????? IM WHEEZING DOES RIKER KNOW WHEN THEY'VE BONKED

this show is ACTUALLY SO UNSERIOUS

"do you not see what i see? a british accent, jean luc?"

"Who do you think taught me all this" "..." please this show is a comedy

BEV KICKING JACK'S ASS SO TRUEEEEWWEWEEWEWEEEE

"Because you know her so well" CALL ME A WEEWOOWEEWOO I AM BEGGING

"WHO IS YOUR FATHER" "I NEVER HAD ONE" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

raffi? 🥺 you good girl? 🥺

oh gosh. please told me she found sneed on her own instead of through jae. please. please please please.

A FUCKING BASEBALL???????????????????????

"Artists are unknowable assholes" vs "Jae's an artist" in NML AND WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME

Oh my god Michelle Hurd's acting is so chefs kiss 🤌🤌🤌

haha section 31 why would you BAIT ME LIKE THAT

oh. oh my god. OHHH MY GOD. RAFFI. RAFFI RAFFI RAFFI. NO. MY DARLING GIRL NO. PLEASE NO

"it takes a real addict to fight it this hard" NO

TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT ALL BACK

WORF???????????????????????

OMG IS THAT WHERE THE SCENE OF WORF CARRYING RAFFI COMES FROM

WHY IS THE USS SAFFI SO SMART WE LITERALLY CAUGHT HER HAIR ON HIS SHOULDER LIKE

ALSO. WORF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WORF????!!?(!?!!!!???????

also. RAFFI. OHHHH RAFFI. RAFFI 😭😭😭 MY DARLING GIRL YOU'VE BEEN SO BRAVE AND SO STRONG. I LOVE YOU. my sweet clever girl.

why was their grand plan mf WAKING bev they're actually 👁️👄👁️

BEV'S ACTING IN THIS ONE IS A MASTERCLASS IN LESS IS MORE

The shrike being called the shrike is so slay

In conclusion, i laughed a lot until raffi's second scene. then i laughed less.

[mxstball]

[CREATOR CLASH] High Power

"SISTERRRRRRR!"

Lauren reached out to the screen, tears strolling down her face. It took the force of Rayquaza AND Zinnia to hold her back.

"HEIDI! NOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T DIE LIKE THIS! PLEASEEEE! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!"

Lauren broke her disguise and started crying. Zinnia and Rayquaza started consoling her.

---

"This... this isn't the end... right...?"

Even Hilda was starting to quake in her shoes.

"We--we're... we're not doomed, right? She's... she's fine, right? Please tell me that she's fine!"

Lillie was ready to break down crying already.

---

Others weren't as credulous at the results.

"Do you sense it, Melmel? Something isn't quite adding up."

"I agree." Melony shook her head. "There is still but one thing that she is leaving behind."

"Do you think that she is able to use it?"

"She is... After all, I still sense her life force. There is still time."

---

Hel looked at the Arceus in the room. "...Shouldn't you be requesting for her soul right about now, Lacey?"

"Oh, who said that she's dead?" The Arceus giggled.

"...That blade says so."

The Arceus shook her head. "Oh, you'll see. She's not down just yet."

"Hm. She is best not to be." Hel turned back to the screen.

---

....

....

Friede looked down at the figure. The greatsword was still directly in the middle of the creature. While there was no blood, it should have been enough to drive right into her and kill her.

...but if that was enough to end her, why has she not lost her disguise?

...

... unless--

....

Hehe.

hehehe

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Heidi slowly started to change, with her power skyrocketing as well. The dragon grabbed onto the greatsword and slowly began rise, driving the sword deeper and deeper through her sternum.

Once she was close enough to meet her attacker face-to-face, she had nothing but a snarky grin.

"You've lost, Friede."

Friede yanked herself away and brought the greatsword with her. The hole in Heidi's chest suddenly disappeared, as if it never happened to begin with.

"...So this is how you interpret yourself as an Arceus, Heidi."

"Arceus? Us? HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Heidi used Neutralizing Tera Blast!

The attack caused a large explosion on Friede, causing her, even at her immense strength, to flinch for a moment.

"We are not Arceus. We may have the abilities to defeat your kind... we may be able to perform your duties better than you.... We may work to protect this world from vermin such as yourself... but we are not like you. No matter what happens to us, we are, and will always be, Latias."

"....Then, if that is the case, I will ensure that you perish with that thought."

Friede used Judgment! Heidi used Neutralizing Light that Burns the Sky!

[londiall]

SEAL Team S2 E2

And on to episode 2. Lets go:

S2 E2 - Never Say Die

Bio hazard? This looks like a not awesome way to start a show lol. Also, the name of this episode doesn’t help me any with the anxiety lmao.

Oooh. I like how the intro is them coming up out of the water from episode 1. Cool.

Congrats Jason, you figured out coffee.

What is Elmo though?

It doesn’t surprise me a million times over that Sonny got into a literal fight with a literal fucking tree lmao.

Ray, no sir. No. (Even if I know you’ll be back bc internet).

HIS HEAD IS NOT FINE. Why does no one know this?? 

OOOOh, we’re gonna meet the parents. (No - well, yes. I’m glancing over shirtless scenes from now on. All that really happens is staring and not really thinking anyway so it’s not really necessary........) This will end badly, I imagine. No parent wants that kind of pain for their kid. So they’re probably going to try and change Stella’s mind about being with Clay before something serious happens (also, wahhhhhhhhhh bc spoilers bc again, I have the internet) because of how dangerous is job is. Just my thoughts lol. 

I don’t care what anyone says, I really think Jason is a great dad. Home family and Bravo family can’t be easy to juggle. But then again, I feel like spouses or partners or whoever should understand what they’re getting themselves into marrying someone in the military. Especially a spec ops team member. Again, just my 2 cents.

Damn guys, 10 minutes into this show and I’m already getting wordy. That doesn’t bode well for the next 33 minutes of my life lol.

Oh good, they’re going into tunnels...I’m sorry, with ANTHRAX? Oh boy. Yep, worried about my boys rn. Nothing can go wrong? Sure. Then I wouldn’t have 31 minutes left of this show, huh?

So Mandy is in Mexico? Idk, I was writing a novel of a thought when she first came on. Didn’t pay much attention. Oops. Yep, that’s a body.

Oh Ray. I’m so sorry buddy. Of course Jason’s still being stubborn Adam.

I hate tunnels. Just saying. Lmao Sonny. Spiders. I’m sorry, no comms? I don’t enjoy this. Not good. Bad. Very very bad.

Hah. Hahahahahahahahahaha. Oml. Suckstart a pistol is a new one. Sonny, poor baby. It’s ok. Stinky boots and all, they still love you. Blame it on the dog lol.

Sorry, realized I watched into the tunnel scene without stopping to type haha. I’m still watching the tunnel scene. 

Oh good. An explosion. Because fucking TUNNEL. Jesus.

WOOOOOW that tunnel scene was intense. I also had to watch it 2 times bc my kid started throwing up while I was watching the first time. FUN STUFF. The eldest got sick first, about 4 days ago. Then the youngest started puking this morning. It’s fun having multiple kids. Anyway. That tunnel scene had me for a minute even though I knew they didn’t die in it lol. That play by Mandy and Blackburn was genius!!! I’m glad the boys pulled through lol.

I really need to find out how many nicknames Sonny has for Clay.

Ooop. Jason. Ray. Again, ooop.

Oooooooh, the parents!!!! Yep, I kinda had an idea how this was going to go. “I DON’T PLAN ON DOING THIS UNTIL I’M DEAD” I’m dead Clay. I’M DEAD. Dammit I HATE EVERYTHING RN.

Oh shiiiiiiiit Alana. Ok, for all the things on the internet, I must have not read up on Jason Hayes as I thought I did hahaha. Cause I was, indeed, shocked by that one.

Wow. 

Well, onto Episode 3!

All the love - A

[askrockandfriends]

NEWS: A string of criminal activity is being investigated in the Death Wind area. Authorities suspect the ringleader may be someone well-versed in the criminal underworld...

"Hahaha... hahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Black Shadow... when did you get released?"

"Released? Oh, poor innocent Falcon... someone like me doesn't need to be released!"

"No way... you BROKE out of prison?!"

"I guess there is some semblance of a brain in there, after all! That's exactly right! That inept police force stood no chance of holding a criminal on my level! And now that I'm out... I'm gonna wreak havoc on this miserable galaxy, and none of you can stop me!"

"Don't be so certain, Black Shadow! No matter what... justice always finds a way to prevail!"

Just then, behind Black Shadow, Goh, Bowser, Dr. Eggman, Junko, Giovanni, Darth Vader, Neopolitan, King K. Rool, and DJ Octavio appeared!

"I wouldn't be too certain, Falcon. Once you see what I'm cooking up... you're gonna wish you never messed with my plans!"

[anendoandfriendo]

Okay, so we just made it to like episode s1e11 of JJBA and wanted to share this joy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The way that Joseph pulls these fakeouts is hilarious!

Intense circling like there's going to be one hell of a fist fight.

Jojo: Fuck your martial arts. pulls out a tommy gun and unloads the whole thing

Evil vampire monk monologues about how unstoppable he is and is immune to hamon.

Jojo: Well how about grenade?

Evil vampire bats it away like its nothing.

Jojo: ssss. Grenades.

Boom

We were really confused getting into this show at first. When we first caught any of it I think we started in season 2? Idk, we watched some of it on toonami and got the impression it was the beginning of a brand new show. So we were utterly lost starting from the actual beginning lol. And it didnt help that we couldn't watch one of the episodes right when the action started happening with Johnathan.

Thanks again for getting us interested in this show!

-Foxy

Ooo, not a problem at all sobsibpsipbpus!!

We think we're talking about the same season* and yes, we agree we agree. The fakeouts are GLORIOUS.

We cannot wait to tell you that while it is not as blatant that Joseph* Joestar does, in fact, maintain his gremlin energy throughout his entire life sojbspjspjvp you will understand once you get through Stardust Crusaders if you haven't gotten there yet, Foxy.

Or, we can have you watch this Joseph Joestar Oh My God compilation that makes us laugh every time we watch it, and then you might get an idea. But the show is even funnier so, like, feel free to watch that and then you'll find this funnier with its context:

*We keep mixing these two names up? The compilation says Joseph, we're going with that. We could also be mixing up S1 with S2. ;×;