#OH THE AUSCULATE QUESTINO! I’m not a medical person so idk how common it is to say that in those fields | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

blaithnne · 3 months ago

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Wife you truly have a gift

So. As of this past week I am officially done with Semiology training, which means that, technically, I'm capacitated to take a patient's history, come up with basic diferential diagnoses and write down their evolution during their stay at a hospital. Do I believe that? Oh, hell no. But that does mean that this past year I've talked to a lot of patients and heard even more stories about them from my professors. And my mind is a machine that turns random knowledge into Hilda content, so... hyperspecific canva presentation under the cut. Enjoy

#LAURENS ONE SENT ME #ACCURATE #SHE WOULD #and she’s probably being dragged to the ER aswell #these are all so accurate #johannas is so funny and so real #Astrid is me #god I love all of these #OH THE AUSCULATE QUESTINO! I’m not a medical person so idk how common it is to say that in those fields #but ik that a majority of people would just say ‘’to listen to their heartbeat’’#I’ve never heard the word ausculate before and I gotta say. top tier word. very nice to say. very fancy #also god Anders is spot on. fuck that guy fr #I’m curious if you have any real life examples that would fit Lauren or any of the ocs tbh #but tbf. I don’t think anything is more accurate than her example #she’d show up actively dying and be like ‘’haha lol my mum dragged me here you know how worrisome parents can be’’#she has only ever voluntarily gone to the hospital one time and it was after literal years of procrastinating and a lot of encouragement #every other occasion? a family member dragged her kicking and screaming and/or an ambulance had to be called #EDIT googled the ausculate thing jsut to be extra sure and yeah I think in your field wifey they’d use that term #but anyone who isn’t a medical person (or if you were a medical person talking to a patient or talking casually)#you’d just say you’re listening to their heartbeat or lungs or whatever

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