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THE LIST OF EDWARD TEACH'S CRIMES:

shoplifting, impersonating (a ?), trespassing, smart casual attire (at?) formal function, UNLICENCED MIDWIFERY, wearing a (?), propping up a (?), failing to (signal?), changing the word 'god' to (?), commander(ing ?) excessive mirth at the fun(-eral?), FLASHING, pardoning a (?), imprisoning (?), defacing the (? oh he def drew dicks), CONSPIRACY THEORISING, proliferating religion/religious (?), "COMMUNISM"., WITCH, potting iron (?), bootlegging, diluting g(-in?), breaking (?), creating (?), plagiarism (?), IMPROPER CITATIONS