#OH MY GODDDDDD I AM SO WELL FED

[banqanas]

On today's episode of wholesome Exile Tribe interactions

Keito & Taiki

Where Keito puts Taiki's fanclub event ticket in his phone casing

Taiki: You're the new Satopedia editorial staff member, right? Welcome aboard.

Keito: Editorial staff here!! Thanks for having me!!

Yusei & Masa

Yusei: Wait, since when did my little brother become so cool?

Masa: Onii, your sudden comment is too bad for my heart ❤️

[bringthekaos]

You know what would funny? Viktor and Jayce did got married. But never *officially* divorced. Therefore causing a bunch of legal troubles for Jayce in Piltover. Want to sell your house or move? Huh you need your spouse signature. Shares bank accounts? The ownership of hextech, the shares, any royalties that come from the hexgates ? All lf that requires co-signatures

Alternatively, Jayce uses his influence to sweep it unwer the rug.... until the machine herald sends his most terrible weapon yet: a well paid lawyer

+follow up

Oh my god… OH MY GOD… oh my godddddd anon, your brain. This is so fucking funny I am WHEEZING.

Can you imagine the absolute ball-shriveling power of Renata Glasc’s legal team??? Like… this woman could shoot someone while standing in the council chamber, and her team would have her outta there by lunch. And she would definitely instruct them to be petty as fuck, making Jayce’s life a complete nightmare.

Like… imagine he owes Viktor a settlement for his portion of the Hextech profits, and they deliver Jayce a demand letter for payment for every fucking dollar. And Renata has them space it out, so they’re delivering one every hour on the hour for like… MONTHS. And they even deliver them to his apartment in the middle of the night, making sure to wake him up every time. GOD he would go insane. He’d probably march down to Emberflit and throw bags of money at Viktor while sobbing “I get the message, just please make them stop.”

But then comes the twist, when Jayce is so fed up that he finally decides to actually file for the divorce, and it’s like a Hallmark movie—they both go to sign, and neither of them can do it. And Jayce is furious that he can’t do it—this man has made my life a living hell for months, years even, just sign it, sign it! But he can’t do it, and neither can Viktor.

So then harassment-by-proxy just becomes a love language.

[darkmuffinstudios]

THE FILLED OUT VERSION + INSANITY RAMBLINGS

HOLY SHIT GAMERS I WAS SO WELL FED OH MY GODDDDDD

I ACTUALLY LIKE FATAL ERROR NOW???? WHAT?????

I FUCKING LOVE 5IS EPISODE??? I AM GOING ABSOLUTELY INSANE I HAD TO PAUSE EVERY MINUTE TO SCREAM

GODDDDDDD I WONT SHUT UP ABOUT THIS FOR DAYS

Making this for the watch later hehehehe (WILL FILL OUT AND POST HERE AFTERWARDS!! I’ll be sure to tag it as spoilers haha)

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 31.07.17 lb

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staaaaaaaaarting from where we left off. anika’s and her bizarre balance issues. this is just getting embarrassing now. 😗😗😗

fwding. GIVE ME PROGRESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! 😐😐😐

her tinyyyyy nervous smile when shivaay pulls the chair for her and makes sure she’s seated before him! awww. her first date! 😊😊😊

lmaooooo her little eye roll, while picking on him in her mind! 😂😂😂

“chonchlebaazi hi nahi khatam hoti.” hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

hahahaha his returnnnnn eye rollll and he’s doing the saaaame thing! THESE TWO! 😆😆😆

thank god unlike arnav/khushi, these two have no telepathy. warna ek dusre ki mann ki baat padh kar hi jhagda shuru kar dete. 😬😬😬

lol she’s really here for the food, not the company. i swear, i love her so much. 😇😇😇

“LINGUINI???? WOH KYA HOTA HAI? SEEDHE SEEDHE MOTI SEVAIYAAN NAHI BOLA JAATA?!?!?”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣

RAITA? with pasta??????????????? WHY EVEN... ok *deep breaths, lets it go* ��😣😣

i have issues with cuisines of foods mixing. or foods touching each other. i have a lot of picky eater waale issues when it comes to food, in general. 🤐🤐🤐

lmaooooooo. the accuracy with which he predicts she’ll drop the raita and maarofy her laaaame punchline. 😆😆😆

ok shivaay, stop being an asshole and let her eat however she’s comfortable. 😒😒😒

ok this is a veryyy contrived scene? just TELL her. ouff. har cheeeez mein romance ghusaane ki zaroorat nahi hai. 😑😑😑

ok but it still just... WORKS, coz of these two and their damn chemistry. it’s so tender the way he’s holding her chin. and that tinyyyyyyyyyyy smile! 😍😍😍

LMAO IMAGINATION THA. PAANIKA NE USKI ROMANTIC FANTASY KI DHAJJIYAAN UDA DI. 😂😂😂

but my god, billu is sooooo far gone, that he fantasizes about tiny things like these! omg come backkkk to him anikaaaa. he’s so in love with you! 😫😫😫😫😫😫

lol he knows about the “moti sevaiyaaan” thing. is this an argument they’ve had before??? 😙😙😙

hahahaha she’s doing it on purposeeeeeee to piss him offffff. 🤣🤣🤣

OMG. THESE TWO ACTUAL CHILDREN. THEY ARE IMPOSSIBLE. 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

LMAO SHIPPER # 1 IN THE HOUSE. i bet he has a fan insta account, where he makes edits and vms of these two. he’s just the kind of person who would. 🙃🙃🙃

ohhhhhh boy. he’s doing ittttttt. 😣😣😣

ohhhhhhhhhhhh no. naagini isn’t haaaapppppppy. 😬😬😬

she has her matter of fact face/voice on. which is scaaaaaary. 😖😖😖

OH NO. TRUTH IS BEGINNING TO COME OUT. 😯😯😯

they’ve said linguini sooooooooo many times now that im getting hungryyyyyy. 😩😩😩

IDIOTS. FINALLY BATTI JALI. hahahahaha. 😆😆😆

oh hoooooooo. YOU TWO LOOKED HOTTTTTTTTTT. YOU WERE SUPP TO MAKEEEEE OUTTTTT AGAINST A FUCKING PILLAR! GET TO SECOND BASE AT LEAST. *exasperated sigh* 😣😣😣

lol omRu are getting an earful. 😂😂😂

ok rudra, not the time to reveal your creepy habitsssss. 😗😗😗

“jiske saamne chaand ho, aur woh chandini chod ke daag dekhta jaaye, usse zyaada badkismat, koi nahi hota.” 

waaaaaaaah! kya baat kahi hai! 😍😍😍 *kisses omki on his beautiful poetry-spouting mouth* 

OK DO NOT FUCKING BRING FUCKING BHAVYA INTO THIS. LORD. THE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE I AM FEELING AT THE WAY THEY EQUATE HER TO ANIKA AND GAURI. 😡😡😡😡😡

he’s right tho. they wouldn’t forgive their wives if they did such a thing. 😗😗😗

time for plan b! 😊😊😊

lmaooooooooooo, ok? what even is their plan? why does gauri have to be in workout clothes for it? 🤔🤔🤔

hahaha rudra gently trying to coax the dupatta away! 😂😂😂

OHHH THIS IS GAURI’S PLAN NOT MISSION: SHIVIKA 😧😧😧

lmaoooo PERSPIRATION

but mannnnn, how sweet, gauri and rudra talk about things like these, and she asked him for help! ughhhhh, giveee me moreee of gauriiii with ShivRu! i need to see her two brother-in-laws being all “jaan haaazir hai” for sweet, adorable bulbul. 💖💖💖

LMAOOOOOOOO HER JUMPING JACKS WITH THE DUPATTAAAA 🤣🤣🤣

lolllllllllllll om’s 😐😐😐 faaaaaaaaaace. 

oh godddddd i’m soooooo glad to seeeee happpy, laughyyyyy omki baaaack. *squishes his happy little face with allllll my loveeee* 😍😍😍

OMFGGGGGGG BOHUT CUTE HO TUM 😯😯😯😯

CUTEEEEEEEE TOH HAI. BUT HAAAAAYE. TUMHE BHI REALISE HUAAAA. RAB KA SHUKRAANA. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

ugh, this fucking anda. i really don’t care about her and her issues. 😒😒😒

OMG THESE TWO ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING. 😤😤😤

FWDING. COZ SO NOT INTERESTED IN WHATEVER SHE’S UP TO. 

... why are there two conveniently placed.... whatever those are on the headboard, to latch the handcuffs on to? is this the oberoi mansion’s version of that creepy sex dungeon that dude has in 50 shades of grey? 😟😟😟😟😟

LMFAO OH GOD I DON’T EVEN WANNA KNOW WHAT THESE TWO ARE GOING TO THINK OR SAY WHEN THEY DISCOVER HIM LIKE THAT 🤣🤣🤣

shivKara be like BLOODY HELL HAVEN’T EVEN GOTTEN TO KISS OUR DAMN WIVES YET, AND THIS FUCKER IS HAVING KINKY BDSM SEX ALREADY??? 😯😯😯

“upar se very veryyyyy niceee, andar se fulllll on spice” hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

(also, that was soooooo nakuul talking, not shivaay.) 

“hum kisi ki personal love life mein interfere nahi karte” 

LMAO WHAT SHIT. ALLLLLLLL YOU FUCKERS DO IS INTERFERE IN EACH OTHER’S LOVE LIFE. 🙄🙄🙄

oh abhi badi anikaaaaa ki awaaaz se urgency mach rahi hai is mahashay ko. 🙄🙄🙄

lmao they actually tickled him and ran away. such typicalllllllll shitty older brothersssssssss. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 i would have honestly been disappointed if they’d reacted in any other way. 

om is me, when anyone talks to me before 11 am. 😒😒😒

lollllllll rudra is realllllllly pushingggggg it. 😆😆😆

no, shivaay totally WOULD have fed him. he can’t resist doing laad on baby bro. 😚😚😚

LMAO RUDRA’S BURN, FOLLOWED BY “THUG LYFE BRO” what a fucking loserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

god, the extent a lady has to go to, JUST TO DO HER FUCKING JOB. men are suchhhhhhhhhhhhhh pains. 😒😒😒

why are they having breakfast in this randommmm fucking khopcha of their house tho? 🤔🤔🤔

UGH RUDRA YOU’RE THE FUCKING WORST. 😤😤😤

yaaaaaaaaaaas, murderrrrrr girlfriends! 👯🏽👯🏽👯🏽

what does she mean tej is duniya mein nahi hai? she saw the empty grave didn’t she? why isn’t she more worried about that? 😕😕😕

oufffffffffff oh. whaaaat chutiyaapa. 😣😣😣

oh. is this where shivaay got his catchphrase “shivaay singh oberoi ki jaan itni asaani se nahi jaayegi” from? 😐😐😐

damn, i love her sari blouse. 😍😍😍

lmaooooo. “tum shareef logon ki yehi problem hoti hai. CHOTI SI CRIME ka bhoj nahi utha paate.” 

this isn’t svetlana’s first murder, of course, so she slept like a damn babyyyyy last night. look at her dewy skin! 😊😊😊

i’m 89% sure than this is the tejLana plan to drive jhanvi insane. 😒😒😒

OH SHIT ARE THEY GONNA SPILL... 😯😯😯

OH MY GOD IS THIS MAN’S BRAIN MADE OF OSMIUM BECAUSE HOW ELSE COULD SOMEONE BE THIS FUCKING DENSE?????? I REALLY THOUGHT HE HAD SUSPECTED SOMETHING WAS UP, AND THIS WOULD BE THE PROOF THAT WOULD VALIDATE IT, BUT NO. HE’S JUST. THAT. FUCKING. STUPID. GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD. 😖😖😖

.... ok poor billu. he’s cryyyyyyyyying. like, his brothers should also understand his side of the matter. yes, he acted roughly in anger. but... come on man. anika should be trying harder to win back his trust, instead of this nonsense that’s going on. she’s not giving him anyyyyy reason whatsoever to trust her again, so why should he forgive and forget? 😒😒😒

ok random bit of ekta kapoor-esque editing in middle. why? 🤔🤔🤔

yes, finally, they’re getting to work on the right person. 😌😌😌

of course the oberois spend a day labourer's entire monthly salary on just milk and fruits. 😐😐😐

... lol he’s right, you did only write 3 figures. 😆😆😆

ouffo, waste of one cheque leaf. YOU DO KNOW YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR REPLACEMENT CHEQUE BOOKS??? EXTRA KHARCHA. DHYAAN SE KIYA KARO YAAR. 😣😣😣 #middleClassToTheCore

he was justttttt mad at her, while talking to omRu. but now look at how fondly he’s looking at her, like she hangs up the moon every night. 😍😍😍

everyone’s driving shivaay mad today, talking like the fucking sphinx, purely in riddles. 🙄🙄🙄

finaaaaaallllly, dimaag ki baati jali. 💡💡💡

“uparr dekho.” “ro kyun rahi ho?” “aise hi koi nahi rota. (...) kuch kehna hai mujhse, anika?”

ugh, he’s instantly so tenderrrrrrrrrr. like... my stomach clenched most painfully during this scene. oh shivaaaaaay. please just figure it out quickerrrrrrrr. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

svetlana’s hereeee with some narcotics to make your day betttttter! 😊😊😊

ouff jhanvi. you’re so annoying. 😒😒😒

lmao svetlana sloooowly explaining what phones are for. i love my snarky queen so much! 😂😂😂

UH OH! SHE’S GOTTA BELIEVE HER NOW! 😯😯😯

pffffffffffffft. khoda pahaad, nikli chuhiyyaa. 🙄🙄🙄

shivaay’s back to talking to pinky normally??? 🤔🤔🤔

he was just talking out loud to himself, but THANKS FOR TAKING THE BAIT, PINKY!!!!!!!!!!!! 😎😎😎

BILLLLLU KI KANJIII REAL EYES ARE REALIZING REAL LIES. 👀👀👀

i’m not even gonna get too excited about this development, coz i know this track isn’t gonna get solved so damn easily. they’re gonna kheenchofy for at least two weeks to a month more. 😒😒😒

MY GIRL TIAAAAA COMING THROUGHHHHHH FOR ANIKA. UGH. WHAT A PURE ANGEL. I LOVE HER. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

gauri posing for painting all sexilyyyyy is soooooooo out of character though? 😗😗😗

oh well, mujhe kya, i’m just here for the sex. i’m just happy that @ilovefusion ‘s headcanon is coming trueeeeeeee! (girl, dream up more tharak pls! 😏😏😏)