#OH MY GOD TUMBLR DIDNT NOTIFY ME ABOUT THIS HELLO??

[cyncerity]

ITS QUICK IM SORRY BUT I WROTE YOUR KARLNAPITY PROMPT

TW for safe vore, swearing

“Here you go sir, health and fire res.” The seller handed him a potion. Quackity smiled as he happily took the potion. “Gracias hermano, su carímiso.” He stifled a laugh as he turned and walked away, ignoring the seller who began to call out his name.

Now he didn’t have to be afraid of Technoblade.

The avian happily slipped the potion into his bag, walking fairly quickly towards the portal in the city center. Nether travel was always easy for him, until of course Techno came in to mess with his travels.

He would have the upper hand this time.

- - -

Quackity’s hand wrapped around the hilt of his sword as he arrived in the territory of the piglin hybrid. This was going to suck.

“Back for round three?” The piglin hybrid asked, seemingly appearing behind him. Quackity in turn jumped back and pulled out his sword. “Aw, the avian’s scared?” Now would be a good time to run.

He turned almost too quickly, running to hide f***ing anywhere.

He did eventually find a spot, ducking behind a wall where he leaned the sword against it and took out the potion. He very greedily gulped it down, gasping at the slightly spicy taste.

He grabbed his sword again, picking it up and getting ready to move before he felt something tickling the inside of his stomach. G**, did the seller put something bad in there?

He watched his surroundings, watching for the piglin as he ran towards the portal home.

He nearly fell through the portal with a yelp, grabbing onto the wall to stabilize him. Quackity breathed, although stifling laughs as something small tickled his insides. “What the f***?” He asked, pressing against his stomach, only to feel something strange.

“Hey!” Something shouted from inside him. “Let me out!” F***.

“Oh s*** I think I’m going to be sick.” He muttered, deciding to run out of his door and into the woods. His friend could help, right?

“Karl?” He shouted, eventually finding the colorful tree that the outdoor borrower called home. “Big Q!” He heard Karl shout. The avian smiled, looking around, spotting Karl poking out from his hole.

“Hey Karl, you seem to know some things, do you have something that could make me throw up? I ate something bad.” He explained slowly. “F*** you.” The thing inside him muttered.

“Yeah, I think I have something.” Karl responded, motioning for Quackity to sit down as he dove into his home to pull out a bundle of herbs. “This should be good.”

“So what do I do with it?” Karl smiled when Quackity asked. “Just eat it and walk away from here until the effects kick in.” He instructed. The avian slowly nodded, carefully placing the herbs in his mouth as he got up to walk away.

Karl watched as the human walked away. Thank honk he wouldn’t see that.

- - -

Quackity came back an hour later. “Karl?” He asked, wiping the fairy down again. “Stop, you're going to give me a rash.” The fairy responded with a growl. The avian laughed.

“Q! You’re back! Hey, hi, um, I have something to get later if you want to stick around until then-Oh wait, right, how did the herb work?”

The avian and fairy both seemed to laugh at their friend. “It worked like you said Karl, but why did you need me to walk?”

“Don’t exactly want to watch you throw your guts up.” The outdoor borrower spoke as he wandered back into his hole. “What did I even need?” Quackity took that as an invitation.

“A new home? For both of you?” The fairy perked up. “What? I literally just met you, I have a f***ing home!” The fairy shouted.

Karl poked up out of his hole in the tree. “Well, I did accidentally eat you, so I should at least do something to make up for it. And I could get both of you anything you need. Just try it out for one day, okay?”

Quackity definitely didn’t want a reason to help his friend, nope, not at all.

“Fine, whatever.” The fairy responded. “Sounds like fun Q!” Karl smiled. Quackity nodded, and he began to guide the fairy through the air to his home.

- - -

It had been about an hour since he and the fairy–who had said his name was Sapnap–had gotten to his place, and Karl still hadn’t arrived. He got up, looking at the sky through his window. Where was the borrower?

Karl was a borrower. Not a fairy, not an avian. A borrower. He didn’t have wings. “S***!” Quackity shouted at the realization.

“What’s wrong?” Sapnap asked as he flew in front of the avian’s face. “I forgot Karl doesn’t have wings, and he doesn’t even know where I live, f***!” Quackity shouted as he ran out the door. The fairy followed closely to not get lost as well.

“Karl?!” Quackity shouted, sprinting through the forest. He needed to find the borrower before anything happened to him.

An hour.

That is how long he scoured the forest for the borrower before finally going to check the borrower’s hole.

“Karl?!” He whispered as he crouched down to look into the little hole. Karl was there. But the poor borrower was crying.

“Oh Karl, Karl, I am so sorry…” Quackity frowned, not daring to reach into the too-small hole. But Sapnap did, flying down in and cradling the crying tiny.

“I needed my things-” Karl whispered between gasps, to which Sapnap repeated for the avian to hear. “But you two had already flown away-” Sapnap held the other so closely. “I did try to look, but I almost got lost-” Quackity wanted to reach in there, but settled with picking up the bag filled with Karl’s supplies. “So I went back home…”

“I’m so f***ing sorry Karl…” The avian whispered as Sapnap carefully lifted the two out, letting Quackity scoop the two into his hands as he got ready to fly.

“Have you ever flown?” Quackity asked, but Karl shook his head. “Open your eyes, alright? This will be so cool.” Quackity smiled as he nuzzled the two.

He slowly lifted up into the air before his powerful wings slowly pushed them along to his house. He smiled as he heard Karl gasp. Hopefully the three would get along.

- - -

“F***!” Quackity shouted, the borrower quickly exiting the walls and the fairy flying behind him. “What happened?” Karl asked.

“The stove broke, I can’t share my pizza pockets.” Quackity frowned. “The f*** is a pizza pocket-Whatever, where is it?” Sapnap asked, and Quackity pointed to the plate.

The fairy rolled his eyes as he slipped under the heater and began heating up, quickly warming up the food. “Whoah!” Quackity smiled, and Karl wandered over, giggling happily at the heat. “It’s so warm!” The borrower smiled.

“You are going to love it here Karl. And so will you if you want to stay, Sapnap.” Quackity smiled. “Fine, I’ll stay for one more day…”

[freshias]

ok the post you reblogged about having read fanfic that knocks the breath out of you? me @ ur writing queen plz come back (but also no pressure ok come back when ur ready

HELLO?

anon im so sorry i didnt see this until now idk why tumblr doesnt notify me when i have new messages but oh my god. i love you. i will come back.... eventually. soon. i still need to finish that klance timeloop fic after all LMAO

I THINK YOU HAVE BAD TASTE BUT YOURE VALID ANYWAY.