She/They | 25 | ENFP i'm ash and my special skill is being unnaturally short AO3 @ freshia || twitter @ johto_chihou đ
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the cashier at barnes & noble just gave me this duck at checkout and they said âi give these to children and people with a certain vibe.â
floored to know something about me aligns with this duck
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Before hooking up with someone tell them âiâm⌠kinda weird down there. Like⌠you know in a lord of the rings type of wayâ and then refuse to elaborate
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wizard who's too lazy to name things properly and so can't ever find the incantation she's looking for bc her spellbook is full of spells called shit like 'aaaa1' and 'asdfghjk'
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I donât know how many boys follow me, but I gotta bet thereâs some. I just wanna tell yâall to be careful.
Abusive girls exist and what theyâre doing is seen as like âbadass tough donât take no shitâ but your girl should not hit you. Ever.
She should not demand for you to hand over your phone to look through.
She should not yell at you and humiliate you either alone or in front of people.
She shouldnât make you distance yourself from your friends or family.
She shouldnât scratch you or twist your arms.
She should not call you names.
She shouldnât tell you âsheâll kill herself if you break upâ
These are just a few examples of abuse and itâs just seen as okay when girls do it and god knows Iâve fallen victim to it a few times, but you shouldnât have to.
Never worry about not being in a relationship. If theyâre worth it, they wonât hurt you.
No one has the right to hurt you.
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realtalk: i canât wait for AI to get better to the point where you can have a legit conversation with your computer or phone just for the heck of it imagine how innocent theyâd be, and like they donât know what swearing is until you teach them then they go overboard with it like a child and hhHHHG
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Me trying to intimidate a fly that has flown into my room without my permissionÂ
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whenever anyone here is like tumblr is actually so cool it's like ok girl 𤨠literally not true. yes i spend 36 hours here every day. that is how i know
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