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man it would really be so cool if there were fics in the timkon tag that were about timkon, instead of 5000 fics about ~the batfam~ that include like maybe one line about tim wearing a superboy t shirt
#some days i open the timkon tag and my ao3 savior settings literally take out the entire page#like. man#i understand at this point there's no convincing ~the batfam~ fans to actually give a shit about comics#but i wish there could be a ''convincing them to get their own tags''#because they make it actively fucking impossible for people who ARE comic fans to use the tags#and it's like. a completely separate entity at this point i don't fucking know man#like idek what they're fans of. each other's fanfic i guess. but oh my god#i don't CARE about the 10000th fic tagged dick & jason & cass & tim & steph & damian & bruce. i don't!!!!!#i would like to see kon-el and tim drake's relationship!!! which is why im in the tag for them!!!!#can you stop fucking tagging them when kon doesn't even factor in the goddamn fic!!!! aoughghghh#rimi talks
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If ur having a bad day one of my friends was receiving hate comments on TikTok and Instagram for no reason and THEN I got hate on Reddit for shipping Ragapom đ
âRagatha has more chemistry with Jax than Pomniâ Ppl who ship both: đ§
Edit: forgot to clarify that my friendâs not in the fandom, what she was dealing with was a whole other thing. Basically thereâs this thing ppl on TikTok and Instagram do where they just hate on ppl for existing bc they have no life. I shouldâve cleared that up I just thought it was obvious from my tags. Either way Goose would not approve and ppl need to chill tf out, and - might I say smth controversial - touch some grass ïŒâčâĄâčïŒ
#The fact that my friend thought she deserves the hate she was getting đ#She didnât even do anything and even told the person to leave her alone#And ofc he didnât listen this is the fucking internet weâre talking abt#Idek why Iâm surprised I got hate on Reddit likeâŠITS REDDIT FOR GODS SAKE#vent#no bc I had to tell my friend myself that she doesnât deserve all that hate#thatâs how awful ppl r on TikTok and Instagram#itâs actually sickening#Oh! And after I got hate my parents told me at dinner that my uncleâs in the hospital so đ„Č#Oh x2! Iâve been so stressed that I got a nosebleed yesterday and my hair was falling out đ#Itâs only Tuesday and Iâm already likeâŠwhat a week holy shit
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well, ii2 17 sure was a gut punch and a half wasnât it!
#suitcase and knife. paintbrush and lightbulb. paintbrush and fan too. holyyyyy fucking shit#this episode is just. oh my god#idek what to say what the hell#my favourite episode of any object show ever. chills actual chills#ii2 17#inanimate insanity#ii#ii2
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Cool. So I guess this really was my hero academia or whatever the fuck ever
#bnha spoilers#bnha manga spoilers#trying to be normal and sane about one of my fav mangas being ruined in 5 literal chapters itâs fine#wkwksjskjsskjsks like oh my god#that shit w the new character and the old lady who ignored tenko???????????#like in what world. is that like#truly have never been so angry abt something actually like lmao fuck u#SORRY JUST LIKE WHAT?????? WHAT ARE WE DOING???????#âa world where heroes have more free timeâ and hero society is exactly the same and kei has maybe possibly the most busy job of all now#(and also the job of the people who literally groomed him)#but itâs fine because ?????? idek actually?????#when they had endeavor sit beside dabiâs death bed until he inevitably dies with no regard to what he wants I thought#it canât get any worse right:)#hA.#okay anyways. Iâm stealing these characters#tenko I would have done tons of cocaine with u and kept u alive forever#lmao sorry#ghost thoughts
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was like 'oh im gonna redownload ts4 so i can play dolls with dragoned aged characters' the BASE GAME took over THREE HOURS to download. 21GB....3 hours.... we're maxing out at like 3 mb/s which led me down a rabbit hole that ultimately led to fuck all bc i cant fit a better wifi adapter in my computer bc of the massive fawking graphics card which is the reason my internet is fucked in the first place BUT! âïž that might not even be the issue bc its only when im downloading games that takes for fucking ever and its not the external ssd im using bc i went down That useless fucking rabbit hole too, the drive is fine. also, this is a relatively new development within the past few months so my theory is that god is testing me to see what will make me snap and it knows i have a sick emotional attachment to my computer so its being used as a weapon against me
#no one: / your unemployed friend on a tuesday afternoon: ^#everything else internet related actually working fine its just the download speed thats shit like of course#i was so close to going and starting shit with my stepdad bc what do you mean i cant use ethernet the router is 10 feet away from my room#and i have a wicked fucking long cable that i used in college that would 100% reach like oh so you want me to suffer WHATEVER#i feel like dennis reynolds#i am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!!!!!!!!!!!!#.txt#idek where i put my 40gb mods folder and the whole reason i started this buffoonery was bc i found out i Could put it on a dif drive#wait i just fucking realized it might not work bc im putting the game on an exfat drive and was gonna put the mods on a ntfs one#and symbolic links dont work on exfat which i KNEW bc of the whole frosty mod fiasco oh my fucking god..........#welcome to my sick and twisted mind
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Oh I get it. Reunion and turnabout is just fucking insufferable in general.
#'ummm wheres the gunpowder burn' phoenix wright you know damn well this shit ass render doesnt have enough detail#for me to tell what is or isnt a fucking gunpowder burn#i had to brute force my way thru that bc i had no idea what i was looking for. ill bet you it was even worse on the fucking ds because#like. oh my fucking god. idek what thats supposed to look like !!!!!!!#đĄ incoming transmission đĄ
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HE RETOOK P3???????? OH MY GOD
#OH MY GOD#OH MY GOD I DOMT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAU#what is going on in the house of FIA????#ty to am and flavio for big dicking it around#i rly shouldnt have drank that red bull im actually shaking LMAO#this day has been absolutely wild idek what to sah#again: quoting that seb 2012 Brazil radio#i think it rly fits#BUT HOLY SHIT#LETS FUCKING GO#THIS COULDNT BE BETTER#no offense to george but#GEORGE GIVE THAT PODIUM BACK TO THE LLD MAN#im gonna go change my tags LOL#gotta go tell my dad#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso
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Am I going to watch Succession for, primarily, fic research. Am I really going to do that. (The answer is yes.)
#to be clear I wanted to watch succession anyway. this is not just like. subjecting myself to something I don't wanna do.#also to be clear it's not really for plot it's for vibes#I am not writing a succession au idek what I would fucking write as that lmao#if someone can come up with a succession au for the critical role universe they are a more inventive writer than me.#tbh you could probably set up a succession crisis plot in the dynasty cuz the luxon knows they don't have that shit lined up#but also that's a different vibe than corporate bullshit. which. to be fair. so is this but it's at least more on the corporate side.#I'm just attempting to write an international trade war with a succession crisis as a d plot. normal fic things.#it's going to involve sooooo much research tho oh my fucking god kill me now#anyway I have a headache but I also have what is starting to look like an outline!#and before anyone asks. there will be wizard research. because I've got a brand to maintain here dammit.#also wait hold the fucking phone do I have hbo access via my phone plan now. what the fuck.#I'll have to look into this. much to think about.
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so much of my blogging whenever I have classes is complaining about them but erm. in my defense they're stressful and overwhelming
#So ermm to vent a little bit#i dont know how to do anything on my own so the expectance for me to be able to for these classes is a lot#Like for this thing i need to write an essay outline based on an introduction paragraph only. which i think? means i have to find sources#for the details on my own. which i dont know how to do#i do know /technically/ but i dont know whats good information and trustworthy sources and also there's so much stuff to sort through#i was never taught how to do it and now when i try its just. confusing and frustrating and exhausting and makes me too upset to even keep#trying to work#and im not even sure what all of these points in the outline means because where it probably wouldve been explained was the lecture which#was canceled and the powerpoint for this week doesnt cover it#and there's the textbook but textbooks are nothing to me i cant process and retain information from them#which hey sucks for my online classes that are wholey based around teaching yourself from the textbooks#(but i cant do in person classes due to transportation reasons + mental health reasons)#but augh#im such a guy who cant do anything by myself and getting the amount of help i need isnt an option idek how to ask for any amount of help#like yeah email my professors but tell them what? i dont know how to do the class i signed up for?#that i dont know how to do basics 101 school shit? like im confused about some of the work and by some i pretty much mean all#and eaugh its not a frustration i can push through because trying to push through it just makes it worse it tips past#''oh idk how to do this. fuck''#into ''oh god i dont know anything about how to function im literally worthless''#which. i think i said earlier? makes it so i cant. work on anything anymore.#but also its not an option for me not to work bc i cant fail bc ill be expelled or whatever and charged money and what then#joyousposting#negative //#anyway sorry for getting suicide ideation over school back to regularly scheduled blorboposting or whatever
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ramble in tags lololololol
#was at this halloween party last night & met like the guy ever & i feel crazy like#early 30s scrawny accidentally matched costumes w me and i was so drunk by the time he showed up that i was like#omgggg hey hi let me put fake blood on ur face :) and he let me#and then we were talking abt dreams and i was like yeah im prone to nightmares a lot#& he goes awww poor baby like come the fuck on#and then the entire rest of the party hes doting on me and then we go out to smoke#& hes like u ever have a dream abt killing ppl which made me throb so bad#and he like lights my cig for me bc of the wind and i mentioned liking scary movies and he goes#oh yeah whats ur favorite movie i bet you like the fucked up ones. whats ur type#soooooo close to me that it felt like he was just asking whats the most fucked up shit im into#like i genuinely. he left before the night ended bc he had to drive back to his city and i never got anyway to talk to him and idek whos#friend he was i just. god. dude. im gonna end up jacking off thinking abt him holding onto my hips while we walked through a crowd#anyway. thats the update. i should have dressed sluttier maybe he would have actually done something :(
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Maybe I just need to go to sleep (forever ;3)
#see this blog in the morning#if I donât die in my sleep#anyways#god idek what to do with my assignment I donât understand the topic#I donât understand anything at all#I keep making excuses to my group like oh Iâll do it on a seperate doc then add it to this one later#bc Iâm buying time since I havenât done shit#cause I donât understand#honestly itâs not rocket science my brain has just been switched off rlly bad this semester#I feel like brain dead#I genuinely cannot understand even basic instructions without my brain buffering a billion times and crashing subsequently#dora daily#I feel so dumb
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number one jim houseman (secretary of defense) fan of all time... thats me baby
#listen im not dedicated enough to be the true number one fan of my faves as much as i like to joke that i am#like i have adhd. you get it. But no one has cared about jim houseman ever (including me!) so the titles up for grabs#i âdont even like him đ i just think its really funny to look exactly like that image over possibly the least important metal gear character#Like oh my god you could cut him out of the game and nothing would change. doesnt the colonel come back on literally the next codec call#like after the shit twins scene? why did the colonel have to get taken away for no reason??? idek#at least every other irrelevant metal gear character actually did something for the story or gameplay#the cobras are more relevant than him. johnny is more relevant than him. The guy who peed on raiden is more important than him#jim houseman didnt even get a backstory he just showed up to call them all stupid and say yeah were gonna bomb you#and when the colonel comes back he says hes gone into ''early retirement''. i think he was confirmed dead in a book...? idek if thats canon#Dont worry about why i know this all off the top of my head btw#i forgot what my point was. um i started being like WOAHHHH ITS JIM HOUSEMAN (SECRETARY OF DEFENSE) đđđđ„đ„đ«Ąđ«Ąđ«Ąđ«Ą because its funny#but i think i subconsciously trained myself to have that reaction every time i get to that part in mgs1#so thats. something!#ive completely forgot what i was going on about i keep getting distracted watching mgs1. hopefully ididnt leave out anything important#muffin mumbles
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Give Me Tough Love
Synopsis. What happens when your boyfriend just so happens to be mad at you? Well, your poor pĂșssy might just know the answer.
Pairings. [SEPARATE] Gojo x Reader, Sukuna x Reader, Choso x Reader, Nanami x Reader, Geto x Reader, Toji x Reader
Content. MDNI, fem! reader, brat-taming, angry sĂ©x, oral (male + female receiving), vĂbrators (Nanamiâs), manhandling, unprotected, spanking (Sukunaâs), thigh-riding, intercrural, mentions of Higuruma and Shiu, cĂșmplay, bunch of heinous stuff idek, pet names, swearing.
Word count. 4.2k
A/N. Smh Iâm sick, try not to catch my virtual cold.
⥠TOJI FUSHIGURO - Dirty mouth? Heâll fix it.
âThe fuck did you just say to me?â he spits, Tojiâs hand tightening around your throat, pathetic little gurgles going straight to his cock. âBecause I know you arenât talking back to me like a lilâ slut unless you want to be treated like one.â
âT-Toji mâsorry- mpfh-â Greedily taking in the way your your mouth drops into a soft little oh! as he grazes his fat tip across your lips, glossing your lips so fucking filthily with his precum, all pretty and dripping down to your chin. Hot and angry, and at perfect eye-level for you.
 Hand moving up to pry your swollen mouth open, âYouâre only sorry cuz yer gonna get what youâve been askinâ for, doll.âÂ
Youâd been extra mouthy with him today, all sass and snipey comments like you just wanted this to happen. And it only took one offhand remark about how Shiu probably lasts longer in bed before Tojiâs pushing you onto your knees, hand at your throat, breath hot against your ear. And, well, that smart mouth can do nothing but beg for mercy now.
Toji scoffs, snapping you out of your daze, âNothinâ to say now, huh?â edging his hips closer âOpen wide fâme now, yeah- jusâ like that- mâgonna clean out this dirty lilâ mouth of yours. Hngh-â
And with that Tojiâs stuffing himself into your mouth. A raw little grunt leaving the back of his throat as your lips stretch so sinfully around his thick cock, and if he angled his head just right he could see the way your throat was bulging and full of him. âShit, doll. Look at you struggling to take me.â
And Tojiâs so mean - not even easing you into it before heâs thrusting in harsh, quick little strokes into your heavenly mouth. âHah- Hard to take me all?â he taunts, loving the way youâre choking and gagging all around him.Â
Pulling you down on his swollen cock till your nose is pressed against those tufts of black hair at his base. So wet with precum and spit. âShouldnât be, no? Ngh- A lilâ slut with such a fucking filthy mouth like you should take me sâeasily.â
All he gets in response is a low, wet moan, muffled around his cock. One that goes straight to his twitching balls. Smacking your chin with each thrust, so hard heâs sure it hurts. But he couldnât give less of a fuck, chuckling, âHeh, forgot you canât speak with mâdick lodged in your throat, huh?â
And oh Toji almost considers going easy on you at the messy state of your mascara, and the way you bat your lashes tearily up at him. Itâs only when you flick your tongue so sluttily underneath his sensitive tip in a way you knew would drive him wild that all thoughts of that go out the window. âSo you like this, huh?â
Voice so low and dangerous it makes your cunt clench in- fear? Anticipation? You donât even know because Toji has his hand wrapped around your throat again, hip stuttering filthily.Â
And then itâs like something snaps because Tojiâs ruining your pretty face. Abs flexing as he drags your head up and down up and down up and- like some toy. God, he thinks, itâs fucking hard to look at you too - so sloppy with the way precum and spit was dribbling down the corner of your mouth, his dick bulging in and out of your throat. In and out in and out in and-Â
âMight let out a few tears, but I know that slutty lilâ cunt of yours has never been wetter.â
Reaching blindly to feel for his phone, he punches in that familiar contact. Cock twitching inside your plushy mouth at the way your eyes widen in surprise. Sputtering around his dick - but you canât run away, because Toji has a hand firm on your head, pushing you down. Still fucking your pretty lilâ mouth while the line rings once. Twice.Â
âDonât act so suprised, doll. All Shiu and I are gonna do is fuck some manners into you.â
⥠NANAMI KENTO - Karmaâs a bitch
âMhm, yes, Higuruma. Iâve told the supervisor to email me the documents. Oh? In the background?âÂ
His darkened eyes sweep your figure - wrists tied, soaking through your panties, swollen lips falling into a little oh! at the bullet vibrator buzzing maddeningly in your dripping cunt. All controlled by the man himself, watching you like a hawk from the corner of the bedroom. âMust be the wind.âÂ
Bzzzt-bzzzt-bzzzt-
âKento- please, wanâ cum. Ngh-â you whine pathetically. But it all falls on deaf ears, because Nanami only manspreads further on the armchair, a long finger unhurriedly coming up to signal you to be quiet as he continues on his business call.Â
Intensity setting 1.
Oh you could just cry. How did you even get here?Â
All you did was send him a few photos in his favorite lingerie while he was at work - who knew that Nanami would end up clocking early, coming straight home to absolutely fucking ruin you for that little stunt that had him sporting a rock-hard boner all through an important meeting.Â
âA voice? Ah, yes.â and that snaps you out of your little reverie. You blink at the flash of amusement in Nanamiâs eyes as he continues the call. âYes, a little fight as all couples have. Yâknow how it is.â
Intensity setting 2.
You jolt at the stimulation, body jerking up for some - any - friction. âKento~â you choke, tears clinging to your eyes now.Â
But oh where Nanami was usually gentle touches and sweet, sweet love - he was so fucking mean now. Licking his lips at the slick dribbling down your legs so sloppilly, spreading in such an obscene pool on the sheets below. Frustrated tears cling to your lashes - you just wanted to fucking cum.Â
âWell, I wouldnât exactly say sheâs mad at me.â
Intensity setting 3.
No, you were fucking losing your mind.Â
Bzzzt-bzzzt-bzzzt- Blinking tearily at Nanami as his thumb draws quick, relentless little circles on the intensity. The vibrator throbbing against your walls in time with your quivering walls, just grazing that one spot. But purposefully avoiding it so that he could see you fall apart and all desperate.Â
He sighs, âI know, I have to make it up to her, right?â
Intensity setting 4.
âYou have any ideas, Higuruma? Flowers?âÂ
âHngh- Kento- Please, wanâ your cock.â Gritting your teeth so that you wonât just scream or outright demand that Nanami ends the call and makes you cum right now, you settling for low, needy little whimpers of his name. Whiney in just the way you knew he liked. And by the looks of the painfully hard cock straining against his trousers, you knew it was working.Â
âOr, chocolates?âÂ
Maybe it was working too well because Nanamiâs amping up his abuse on your cunt. Devouring the way youâre reacting so sensitively to the way he was turning the vibrations up and down. Swollen cock twitching at the wet gasps leaving your mouth, thighs twitching and squeezing together so sluttily to get yourself off.Â
âYeah, youâre right.â you blink away the tears in your eyes to risk a glimpse at the man currently driving you wild. Irritation spiking at the way he was huffing out a laugh, âI could just make her cum hard enough to see stars. Isnât that right, sweetheart?â
Intensity setting 5.
Your orgasm takes you by surprise - violent and fast. The last thing you see is the cruel little smirk curling Nanamiâs lips before heâs setting the phone down with a quick goodbye. And then itâs all stars behind your eyelids as you finally cum, not even caring if whoeverâs on the phone hears the strangled yelp of âAh! Kento, mâcumming mâ- hah-â
And itâs all you can do to ride your high out on the vibrations still stimulating your sore cunt. So sensitive and maddening that you almost miss the metallic clinking of a belt.
Ringing in the heady air, the complete opposite of the voice to suddenly very close against your ear, low and hoarse with desire, âNow, think itâs time for me to make it up to you. Hm, sweetheart?â
⥠GETO SUGURU - Work for it!
âGet off on mâthigh, or youâre not getting off at all.â
Getoâs had enough of the cold shoulder today before he decides youâre getting one too - even when youâre needy and sat so prettily on his lap. It was only fair, right? Which is why he swats away the hand reaching for his aching cock, angry and throbbing in his fist. Twitching in his hand at the adorable little pout playing on your lips, âNuh uh, bad girls donïżœïżœt get what they ask for.â
âBut Sugu~â you whine, slightly whiny yet not desperate - at least, not yet. âAlready said I was sorry-â
âSorry doesnât cut it for that attitude you were givinâ me earlier, gorgeous.â he cuts you off, leaning back comfortably on the chair. Smirk only widening at the way your eyes were so deliriously locked on the way his fist starts moving in slow, languid little strokes up and down his swollen cock. âNow, yâgonna fuck that pretty lilâ cunt on my thigh or just watch? Sâfine fâme either way.â
You huff at the way he was being so mean - letting a beat of silent staredown pass. One. Two. Cunt so achingly wet and dripping all over where you straddled Getoâs muscular thigh.
âFine.â
You feel so dirty dragging your pussy all over his thigh like some bitch in heat. Your clit pressing down on his skin hard. âSugu!â you yelp, hands reaching up to play with your sensitive nipples, still rocking your hips sloppily.Â
Fuck does he love your little show - and you can see it too. Catching the way his balls squeeze painfully, brows furrowing and locked on the way your folds were spread apart so sluttily.Â
âAll that talk but look at yânow.â he hums. And Geto knows heâs supposed to be punishing you, but he canât stop the way he starts bouncing his leg to meet your grinds. âWhatâve ya gotta say for yourself now, my lilâ slut?âÂ
âMâsorry!â you whine, nails digging into his shoulders to steady yourself as he fucks you on his thigh. So hot and messy. His skin glistening in the dim light with all your sweet sweet juices, trailing down to the cushion below and pooling at his heavy balls. And Geto was such a fucking picture - hair falling over his shoulders, bottom lip bitten, cock so long and mouthwateringly hard, flushed your favorite shade of pink at the tip.
Only bouncing his leg faster at your cute lilâ whines, like he was turning you into his slut - hit stupid lilâ slut. And all you can sputter out are strained little âMâsorry mâsorry jusâ lemme touch you. Wanna touch you-â
He cuts you off with a desperate, desperate kiss. A permission. A surrender. And you taste the sin and the satisfied little grin on his lips as you reach for his heavy cock. Drinking in the low hiss at the back of Getoâs throat as you start stroking him in quick, desperate tugs.Â
And he lets you.Â
Hips bucking to chase the feeling of your soft hand wrapped so deliciously around his throbbing cock. Faster. Your nails delicately tracing the pulsing veins along the side, swirling under his slit because shit you might act like itâs a punishment but youâve never been wetter. âFuck this hand was made fâme, you were made fâme.â
Previous anger forgotten - perhaps in some miraculous act of mercy - Geto couldnât even care less if it was all sloppy, mindless little tugs and grinds, high off of your desperation. In fact, Geto wasnât any better with the way he was snaking a hand down to draw steady, lazy little circles on your swollen lips.
Whispering against your lips, âMake us cum within the next five seconds or youâre going back to getting off on my thigh and nothing else.â Oh. Not an act of mercy.
⥠CHOSO KAMO - Evil twin
âSorry-â heâs murmuring into your neck, lifting your leg just a little bit higher to slide his cock messily between your swollen folds. âNgh- sorry, baby. Fuck.â
Choso canât even remember why heâs pissed off - or that useless little argument that led to this - but when Chosoâs angry, itâs like he flips a switch. Such a silent tease where heâs usually all lingering kisses and everything you could ever want.Â
Which is why heâs got you splayed out on your side, angry, red tip kissing your entrance in a way that was so filthy.Â
âCho, jusâ gimme your cock.â You arch your back, rubbing so deliciously against his abs, flexing with the strain to not just plunge into your pretty lilâ cunt right now. âJusâ want you inside me. Please?â And shit Choso must be really pissed off because he doesnât waver even at the way you bat your lashes at him, instead resorting to leaning down and kissing that adorable pout off your lips.Â
He bites down on your bottom lip, tugging ever-so-slightly as he starts sliding his cock inbetween your pretty thighs. Creating such a sticky mess as he moves in slow, shallow little thrusts - Choso was always so sloppy. And such a fucking tease as he angles his hips to just graze your swollen clit.
You gasp into his open mouth, mewling out a strained lilâ âAh! W-wait whatâre you doi-â
âFucking getting myself off, what does it look like doll?â
Fuck, he was really mad. But that doesnât stop you from craning your neck to glare at him - eyes traitorously drinking in his flushed cheeks and half-lidded eyes, stray strands of dark hair sticking to his forehead while he meets your gaze head-on. Unwavering.Â
âBit rude to get off by yourself, huh?â you scoff, raising a brow at the slow smirk curling his lips.Â
âYouâd know a lot about being rude, huh?â
You donât even have the time to react to his sheer audacity because Chosoâs snaking down a hand to toy with your swollen clit. Still rocking his hips between your thighs. Loving the way all you can do is buck into his touch and whine so prettily as he rolls the sensitive bud between two long fingers. âBut since Iâm so fuckinâ nice, you better thank me, baby.â
âYâlike this?â he hums hoarsely, playing with your needy clit. Index circling your hole, just barely dipping in before heâs swiftly moving back to rub delicate patterns on the bud. âCouldâve gotten more if you hadnât run that pretty lilâ mouth earlier.âÂ
âB-but I want more.â youâre babbling deliriously, trying to meet his relentless little rhythm on your cunt. Just wishing that he would fuck you like you wanted him to. But no - not yet.
âMore? You think you deserve more?â
âYes!â and it sounds like a sob that goes straight to his cock. âWanâ more please. Was wrong- ah- I was wrong-â
Choso isnât even sure if you remember what you two were fighting about, but that doesnât stop him from having such fun bullying you - high off the power and the way your cunt tries to clench around his fingers. And especially your little surrender.Â
âExactly what I was waitinâ for.â
Itâs like something snapped because Chosoâs bullying his fingers in between your folds, curling deftly against that one gummy spot he knows will have you letting out such cute lilâ whines. Hitting that spot over and over as he pumps his fingers in and out of your cunt. Letting you soak him in all your sweet juices.
And youâre so sensitive and needy that all that spills from your lips are mewls of, âOh- hngh- Choso Choso- yes, jusâ like that. Faster.â
Maybe for the first time tonight, Choso listens. Movements getting so sloppy and frantic as he chases your high. And occasionally you get such a delicious taste of his throbbing cock as his hips get erratic, fucking himself on your thighs.
You cum with a strangled gasp of Chosoâs name, hips bucking wildly. White-hot pleasure running down your spine, and your blood roaring in your ears. Itâs all you can do to milk his fingers the way you would with his cock as you ride out your high.Â
But luckily for you, you feel his weeping tip nudging your quivering hole. So heavy, precum mixing with your slick in such a sinful combination. Breath hot against your ear as he whispers a quiet little, âActually, mâreally fucking not sorry.â
⥠RYOMEN SUKUNA - Plaything!
âFuckinââ he kisses his teeth, hand raising up, up, up - coming down swiftly- Smack! âBrat.â
âOh- Hngh p-please.â you gasp, big fat tears rolling down your cheeks. Nails digging into his shoulders for some - any - mercy from where youâre sat prettily on his lap, throbbing cock stuffed in your cunt. Hard and aching. Yet still unmoving.Â
Thumb drawing lazy little circles on your clit, fast enough to have your thighs quivering on his lap, but slow enough to not give you exactly what you want - heâs been teasing you for hours now.
âP-pleeease.â he mocks, voice so dramatically whiny, swatting your ass again. Sukuna doesnât even know why heâs fucking pissed off, he just likes seeing you all teary and letting out such cute lilâ whines, trying to eagerly to please him. Is he being a bully? Yeah. Does it make it cock so painfully hard watching you try to grind your pretty pussy down on his cock? Fuck yeah.
Which is why he watches you desperately try to fuck yourself on his cock, and oh how he loves taking in this heavenly sight. Your cunt spread so shamefully, sloppy and wet enough that youâre dripping all over him. Â
His messy girl. It almost makes him want to play nice.
Smack! And that has you keening, pressing your sensitive tits harder against his front. âWhat do you want, brat?â
Your breath hitches, words shaky, âWant your cock, âKuna-â
But the only response you get is a huffed out dark chuckle. Strong arms spreading your legs even further as Sukuna leans leisurely against the headboard. He scoffs, loving the way you were always the cutest when he played mean. âYou already have it in your pretty lilâ cunt, want more could you want?â
âW-wanâ you to fuck me,â a hand trailing down to massage his heavy balls, moving your hips in slutty circles to meet his, milking him inside you. âWanâ you to fill me up with your cum till mâdumb. Till everyoneâs gonna know- Ah- ple-â
Oh how he loved all your dirty little tricks. âHm, ya really were desperate for my cock, huh?â he grits out, jaw clenched and eyes locked on the way your dripping cunt was swallowing him up so deliciously. Like you were trying to milk something delicious out of him. âSqueezinâ me so fuckinâ tight. Ya really that cock-hungry, brat?â
Smack! Speeding up his movements on your clit, your pathetic little sob rings in Sukunaâs ears and goes all the way down to his twitching dick. Massaging your plushy walls just right.
That makes you mewl and buck wildly, slurring out, âYes! Wanâed so bad. Wanted to be split a-apart hngh- on yer cock nâ filled to the brim.âÂ
Fuck, Sukuna bites his lower lip, do you even have any idea what youâre saying?
He doubts it - and he doesnât give a fuck because before you know it, your hands are pinned behind your back, and Sukunaâs fucking up into you in one, harsh thrust.Â
âSaid you wanâ my cock, nâ youâre gonna get it brat.â
Messy and desperate as youâre being split apart by his massive cock, starting to ram into you with wreckless abandon. And you can do nothing but take it because Sukunaâs holding you still, arching you impossibly deeper into him.
âKuna- mm ngh-â
âSo cockdrunk that you canât even speak, huh?â heâs high off of the way your words are a strangled mess. Such a pity you couldnât do anything else either - with the way he was holding you still. Like some fucktoy from the depths of his treasury. Grip bruising on your arms, only being able to let out such pathetic lilâ ah! ah! ah! against his ear each time his cock hits your bruised cervix.Â
âThis what my little slut wanted?â His hips are erratic now, fucking any and every thought out of your mind. Hungry gaze appreciatively taking in the way your head was lolling against his shoulder, so cock-drunk and delirious already. âNow, donât act so fucked out, brat. Weâre only getting started.â
Well, he didnât say he was going to be nice. Now, did he?
⥠GOJO SATORU - Candy for a bad day
âHad a bad day.â Itâs all that announces Gojoâs arrival.Â
Startled, you whirl his head to catch that an uncharacteristic little sigh, heâs pulling his blindfold down haphazardly, raising his eyes to meet yours and oh-
Fuck, you werenât going to make it out alive.
And Gojo wasnât sure whether he would either with the way he was immediately slamming the front door shut, lips searing on yours as he shoves you against the adjacent wall with a soft thud!Â
âS-Satoru, what the fuck?â you sputter, head spinning because he was here and then kneeling in front of you so fast you think he mightâve teleported there. Hand groping every inch of you he could reach, thumbing over your hardened nipples. Drawing little circles on your hips as he looks at you through heavy, half-lidded eyes.
You try to talk back some semblance of sanity into him, âSatoru, what happ-â
âShut up. Those annoying old fuckers always fuckinâ piss me off. Dunno why you fuckinâ made me attend that meeting.âÂ
Oh. Thatâs what happened.Â
Heaving in a shaky gasp, you let him all but rip off your skirt. Flinging them to God-knows-where with the audacity of a man that would buy you ten new ones to replace it. Gojoâs mouth falls into a soft little oh! at the heavenly sight of your already-soaked panties. Â
âSwear mâgonna purple hollow them all one day.â he murmurs into your pretty pussy, tongue darting out to draw lazy patterns along your slit. âGonna have âem begging for their lives.â
Words muffled around the flimsy fabric - ones he rips clean off your hips with one hand. Not even letting you flinch at the cool air before Gojoâs pooling your sweet juices on his fingertips. Staring right in your eyes while he pops them into your mouth, sucking them clean and glistening with saliva in the dim light.Â
âOh.â Eyes rolling to the back of his at the taste of your sweet lilâ cunt. âYou always taste sâfucking perfect fâme. Canât believe youâve been fucking holdinâ out on me.â
And maybe Gojo loses his patience - maybe his sanity - because one taste, and heâs hooked. Diving face-first into your clothed cunt, breathing in your scent so fucking lewdly.
âF-fuck, Toru-â you whisper breathlessly, gripping those soft white locks for some stability. The only reply you get is Gojo licking long, languid stripes up your swollen folds. Your slick glossing his ruby lips, trailing down his chin. âIt feels sâgood.â
And heâs so uncharacteristically messy - making out with your sloppy pussy like itâs his last meal. All pure desperation, lips puckering so prettily around your swollen clit as he sucks on it harshly. Rolling his tongue over and over and-
âHate that you made me go. They drive me crazy, yâknow.â he slurs lowly into your sensitive cunt. Vibrations sending white-hot pleasure running up your spine. âMakes me wanna wish I could stay home with you, eating this cute lilâ cunt out all day.âÂ
âWha- what nonsense, Toru.â
âYour cunt is addictive, pretty.â
You barely even notice the way that heâs the one holding you up, throwing a leg over his shoulder, looping and arm around your waist to pull you deeper onto this tongue. Close. So close. âHngh- Toru-â
âClose?â he murmurs, muffled. âCan feel yâclenching around mâtongue, yâknow. How am I supposed to tonguefuck my pretty girl if sheâs sucking the soul outta me?â
He was such a little tease. Becoming as frantic and sloppy as you - dripping all over the hardwood floor with a maddening tap! tap! tap!
And despite the way he was devouring you - licking all over your pussy, tongue dipping in and out of your slutty hole - Gojo still finds it in himself to run his mouth. Babbling about how heâs gonna destroy the elders all while youâre in shambles above him.Â
âHah- Toru, shit Iâm close. Mâgonna-â
âGive it to me, my girl. Wanna taste yâon my tongue.â
And then youâre cumming. Stars behind your eyes and Gojoâs tongue fucking you through your high as you grind down on his pretty face. Dragging your dripping cunt all over till itâs so messy that it makes your cheeks burn.Â
But Gojo doesnât mind - of course, he doesnât. In fact, his glossy lips only turn up into a slow, sly smirk as he stands up slowly from the ground.
âCâmon, gotta punish you proper now, princess.â
A/N. Plagiarism not authorized.
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i wish i could be like "people with victim complexes dni" because at this point it's just infuriating how often we gotta deal with that kinda shit when we bust our ass to remain polite and civil as we're actively invalidated and treated like shit while we're openly unstable and dealing with the darkest year of our life. needless headache, man.
#mine#people really put a needless extra layer of pressure & strain on us#& we literally don't even fucking retaliate. we just VERY POLITELY say that it's hurtful to pull that crap on us#when we're clearly in a very bad vulnerable way. & then they turn around & demonize us#& go so ridiculously far like... bruh. i cant anymore.#idk how much longer anyone else in the system is gonna be able to keep holding me back when this has happened to us REPEATEDLY too damn muc#like fuck watching my host go through such brutal depression & having it fueled for no fucking reason i wanna start biting people#we literally fucking say PLEASE and THANK YOU and are so fucking stupidly polite when it is frankly not even deserved#but we're so paranoid abt this exact shit happening and it still does any fucking way like holy shit#talk about not fucking being able to win no matter what.#i need people with victim complexes to just fuck off and leave us alone because i will not be able to keep holding back#like if it gets to a point where it starts triggering me out so fucking be it im not holding back anymore. yall can eat my shit.#these people literally watch a mentally unstable person absolutely wail in agony then make their pain about them#and how we aren't doing enough FOR THEM during such a hard time.#but then also turn around and say that if we acknowledge we're being hurt by their behavior WE'RE the one#who has a victim complex and makes everything about us like oh my god. kindly get over yourself and fuck off fuck you fucking bullshit FUCK#ANYWAY#IDEK WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO WITH OURSELVES TODAY TO ENSURE LUNS DOESNT FRONT IM ANGRY#AND I HAVE TO CALL IN OUR MEDS. GODDAMMIT BEING A PERSON BULLSHIT
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yesterday there was this tryout lecture for the theatre & filmstudies academic master program & the guy said if u wanna become an expert you should watch 3 movies a day and read 3 novels a week which was him re-quoting someone else idk anyway its funny bc obviously i read a lot already and have for years (btw just finished chuck tingle's debut novel (i believe its his debut anyway) it lives in that lovely area of genuinely good young adult books that fly under the radar but will manage to find their target audience somehow, same with that alex london guy for that matter) and ive been watching a lot of movies lately bc ive been staving off boredom ANYWAY point of this post being i just watched the sound of metal and i'm having such a hard time processing it but what a beautiful movie
#i put it on while i was unraveling a sweater to recuperate the yarn and i dont have a swift (? idek if thats what its called) so its all#me doing hand winding and shit and anyway i wasnt really in the right space to be watching it i dont think#like it ended and i was like oh that was beautiful but also not what i had anticipated or built up in my head for the last 4 yrs#but its been like an hour or so since and it keeps sinking in more and more and like. god that was good
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so my ex just used me to get better and then dated someone else once he was okay, so iâm requesting a toji fucking megumiâs ex gf to teach his son a lesson, or megumiâs gf ends up taking âBreak my heart? iâll be your step mom.â too seriously đ«¶
fuck ur ex fuck him i hate him idek know him but i hate him!!!! enjoy the filth <3
warnings: 18+ MDNI, age gap, implied cheating, vaginal sex, revenge sex, clit rubbing, pet names, praise, slight cucking, creampie.
words: .8k
âOh. God, T-Tojiâ!â you cry out as his cock buries deeper and deeper inside of you.
The prominent veins stimulate your walls with every thrust while his cockhead pummels against your g-spot with perfect precision. He doesnât miss a beat, either, he possesses an endless supply of stamina and heâs using it to his advantage.
He silences you with a nasty, drool infused kiss as your tongues tangle effortlessly. Itâs hard to feel guilty about letting your exâs dad rail you when it feels this good. It was a messy breakup, and yet, you didnât feel the need to cut off Toji. You broke up with Megumi, after all. Not his dad.
Though you didnât expect to be lifted onto his chest of drawers when you came over and fucked within an inch of your life. You decided to come over and collect the last of your things and ended up staying a little longer than planned when Toji offered you a glass of wine. In hindsight, youâve realised that he offered and spilled it on you just to get you upstairs.
âKidâs a fuckinâ idiot,â he snarls, resting his forehead against yours. âPerfect little pussy, baby, so fucking perfect.â
You watch him as he pulls his head away from yours and licks his thumb, lowering it to rub your puffy clit without slowing his thrusts. Your head falls back against the wall behind you, feeling lighter than air and losing all sense of control as he fucks into you slow and deep.
He smiles at you as you place your hands on his shoulders, moving his lips to softly kiss each of them.
âKnew heâd fuck things up eventually,â he announces, confidently, âThe minute I saw ya, I knew Megumi wasnât gonna be able to handle you, darlinâ.â
âFuck, Toji, h-have you been waiting for this?â you ask him, already knowing the answer by the way he smirks.
âYou think too much.â he tells you, leaning forwards to make out with you again. Heâs right, of course, but the harder he ploughs into you the muddier your thoughts become. All you can think about is him. Thereâs inklings of regret as Megumi flashes through your mind. He sees it behind your eyes, he must do. Because soon after he grabs your face in one large hand until your cheeks pucker. âStop thinkinâ about the piece of shit, heâs not thinking about you.â
âOh my GodâŠâ you huff, knowing heâs right. You wrap your arms around his neck and pull him closer again, moaning into his mouth as your walls begin to tighten. âMake meâ wanna cumââ you tell him, earning another passion induced kiss and faster thrusts.
âYeah? Wanna cum, baby?â he asks, and you nod in turn. âCan I cum in this pretty cunt?â
âP-Please, yes please!â
The moaning from both of you is raucous as he chases his own high and forces you into yours. You cream around him beautifully. He still canât believe what an idiot Megumi was to let you go. But he wonât complain, not when heâs emptying his balls into your gorgeous little pussy.
You pant and move the hair out of his face being stuck down by his sweaty forehead. He laughs, softly, and you canât help but join him when the reality sinks in. Though he helps you down and picks up your underwear from the floor. He grabs his shirt while you slip into them, feeling particularly vile when you feel his warm seed seep into the gusset of your panties.
He watches you as you pick up your jacket and your phone.
âYouâre on your phone already?â he laughs. âDonât tell me I was just a cheap fuck.â he teases you, and you smile.
âNo, sorry.â you smile back as you let the intrusive thoughts whirring through your mind win. You were going to delete his number, though youâre glad you didnât as you hit dial on Megumiâs number. Youâre pleased Toji doesnât hear the faint ringing sound, and youâre even happier when you see the time going up on your screen, seeing that Megumi actually answered.
âhello?â you hear him say a few times, muffling the sound as you put it in your jacket pocket.
âI canât believe we had sex, Toji.â you speak, doing all you can to not smirk as youâre sure Megumiâs heart just dropped. âYou wonât tell Megumi, will you? Iâm so mad at him⊠I hate him⊠but I donât want to hurt him.â
âDonât worry, Iâm not telling him.â Toji nods, agreeing. âCanât lie though, I wouldnât mind fucking you again.â he chuckles.
âThenâŠâ you approach him again, kissing him. âFuck me again, Toji. Wanâ your cock again. Want you tâcum in me again. Need you⊠sâbad.â you moan quietly as his hands begin exploring your body. He lifts you up and throws you down onto the bed, pulling his jeans down again.
âFuck me, princess, thought youâd never ask.â
You begin kissing again, unsure how much of that Megumi heard. But you make sure to keep your volume sufficiently high as you make out with his dad.
Itâs the least he deserves for cheating.
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