#OH GOD HE'S SO BEEEEEEG

[joffyworld]

DOOOOOOOOOOMM RAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

i forgot that i drew leshy a few weeks ago so here you good people go (plus him sleeping in the middle of the portal thing, i have zero clue why he was there but he's just a little guy)

[b1mbodoll]

speaking of pathetic loser men have u seen dis.. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNPEfTF2/ my man my man my man 😞 he’s so fine

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hey Why would send me that im going to c*m

[fvckme-sir]

husband rating: hakkai

with @bvnnichuu

b:for kai i’ll say his passion is a 6.5/10

p: i think its at least a 8-9 because we see him join the gang that his brother is in just for takemichi to be safe  so if he's that willing just for his friends, imagine how passionate he'd be as a partner\

b: oh true true

p : but i also feel like he may have trouble expressing it because his broher is a nutcase and something tells me that his brother is super against emotional expression yknow so he may struggle a teensey bit

b: oh will say though i gave him the 6.5 because he kinda gives up easy and wants to keep the peace a lot (which i totally understand giving his growing up situation)

b: ( ilike it takes a lot of work for him to get comfortable to show his true true self and not the goofy personality he puts on so ppl think he’s okay :((

p: YEAH exactly, because he's so secure in his sense of style so he seems so sure of himself but he really isnt because he just cant ask for support thanks to his shitty brother

b: yeah :(( so it’s probably very hard for him to show true emotions bc of fear and putting up walls

p: i feel like once when he started dyin his hair n stuff he like scared a kid once and he had a realization as to how he just does not want to be like that and so he started pushing himself more

p: like the scar and stuff:(

b: oh yeah

b: i also just had a thought and i’m gonna cry

p: share the thought<3

b: in one of the timelines he persues a career and i really see that as his outlet to finally express himself and be happy, like truly happy. and having someone in a similar field is comforting to him in a way ya know 

p: househusband ability?

b:4/10

p:pfft- that was a STRAIGHT UP no

b: he is the baby of his family and i’m the oldest out of mine he will try but it’s not good

p: oh yeah true:( you'd spoil him

b: “bunni wait how do i do this? i need some help ”

p: i dont think he has a single househusbandly bone in his body

b:he doesn’t:

b:goes to taka chan

b: charm

p: i think he's a solid 7 on charm

b: i’d say 7.5

p: i think he has a tendency to be smug but in like a cute way

b; but his humor is in his charm and that’s like

b: a huge thing for me

b: gotta make me laugh

p: aww YEAH he knows how to make people laugh n thats one of the things that was a turning point for him once he decided he wanted to change

b: like he’s also a very fun, sweet guy too so

b: also he has me laughing to the point where i’m crying and my cheeks hurt

b: and i do that run away thing

p: nothing makes him happier

p: so, for dick rating

b: so his dick is really pretty

p: i feel like he’s a grower

b: YES

p: YEAH he does have a pretty dick

p: keeps it completely shaved

b: i can see him with a bit of a happy trail

p: ACTUALLY WAIT YEAH

p: but it’s shaved short

b: a slight v bc he’s beeeeeeg

b: YES b: does he have foreskin?

p: hmmm

P: i think so

b: i’m on the fence

p:actually wait no he doesn’t

P: i’m so lost I dunno

b: I DUNNO EITHERRRR

P: LETS JUST SKIP THIS AAAA

b: but i do know his head is cra- OK p: his head is what?

b: crazy sensitive

p: OHH  yeah 1000%

p: next: kinks!

b: i feel like he’s a try it once kinda guy

p: yeah me too

p: i think his favorites though are overstim, bondage, crying, spit and he likes risky places

b:YES

b: and

b: he loves the daddy kink bc he feels like he has control

b:likes when it’s cooed at him too

p: oh my GOD

p: WAIT p: COCK / BODY WORSHIP

b: YES

b: giving AND RECIEVING

p: do you think he prefers giving or receiving in general?

p: i feel like its obvious

p: giving

b: i’d say giving but falls apart when receives

p:he’s like super shy bc all the attention’s on him

p: alright bun what do you think gets hakkai goin?

b: he really like when his back gets rubbed

p: i feel like if you touch him in certain spots its a guarantee hard on

b: YES

p: a certain spot on his thigh, the area between his neck and shoulder

b: his jaw too

p: and behind his ear

b; omg i’d really set him off

b: i always rub his ears when i’m bored

p:do you think he’s more dom, sub or comfortable with both?

p: i think he’s a switch with a slight dom lean

b: i feel like he has to be a dom but yeah he’s definitely a switch

[undermattsun-archive]

SHIP YOUR FUCKIN MOOOOTS LETS GOOOOOO

if this is angel fuck u if it’s not angel it’s still fuck u

@sugardaddykenma - me (and atsumu i think hes the himbo u deserve but like i’m the dumbass u deserve so,,oh and mr. gunmetal blue is also allowed)

@onefortyninecm - me (but like nimi as well obvi bc we r sister wives <3 married to the same man AND in therapy together bc of said man)

@shoyokuns - me (and i guess tobio too even tho i think i deserve u more but like he can also snap u in fucking half so that’s pretty epic and like what u deserve)

@blahkugo - not me....unless? (so tsukki bc i think u deserve that mean mf and i mean that in a good and bad way)

@bakatenshii - also not me bc i don’t even know u (i can decide between flaky fire hazard shig or glow in the dark sweaty gamer kenma pick ur disgusting gamer poison)

@theygottheircages - me and only me (ok da bee has the smash pass tho i’ll allow it,,, i also think u and tsukki would be an iconic brat taming duo)

@pomsuki - ME bc we r married (ok but also samu bc big dorito man who can cook is what u deserve but also like inumaki bc u deserve a man who kinda doesn’t speak in a good way)

@hisoknen - me, defs not not angel bc i lov u more, but Me (you also deserve to have gojo by ur side i believe this w all that i am)

@bokutobabie - me (and like obviously big beefy man babie bo bc u two deserve to be soft babies together #otp)

@vixen-scribbles - ...me? (but like yeah obvi ukai u deserve all the ukai cummies even tho u clowned my perfectly good cum jar)

@dymphnasprose - me (and like god above is telling me kyoutani he’s whispering it to me rn #thankyouskydaddy)

@lookslikeleese - mE (and ushijima bc big man fuck like truck and i know i keep saying the same line but like this is what u deserve just beeeg beeeeeeg man)

@rat-suki - well obviously me (but yeah bakugou bc i wanna see y’all burn the world down also if u want a third in the relationship i am here.....also pussy bangs)