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dark-elf-writes · 5 months ago

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Astoria and PJO crossover does sound FUN... for everyone but the Gods.

Alex takes a deep breath. Then another. And another. Their mother reaches out for them, and they jerk back stiff and sharp, the fury building in their chest robbing them of their usual grace.

“Say. It. Again.” They manage through clenched teeth. It’s not nearly as loving and kind as they usually speak to their mother, but it’s all they can manage. All they can do to smother the sparks of silver that demand they tear the elegant sitting room in their mother’s estate to shreds in a fit of temper that they haven’t had since they were fourteen.

Deserved. They thought. Ripping down all of Olympus would be deserved.

“It was decided,” Their mother started, the hurt planning her voice almost enough to make them reach for her. Almost, but not nearly enough to bridge the gap forming between them. “That there was too much… strife between our mortal and immortal children. It was decided that it would be better to keep them apart particularly with the prophecy regarding Zeus and his brothers. We would have continued with this but, well…” Aphrodite trails off, for once in all of Alex’s life at a loss for words

Alex holds their breath for a solid minute to keep from screaming at her. Would have kept holding it if a pressing question didn’t make them speak.

“How many?”

Their mother presses her lips together. Not looking at them.

“Little hart…”

“How many?” They do shout this time, their voice bouncing off the high ceilings and columns. Too sharp. Too mortal.

Too immortal.

They turn before she can finish saying the number, are halfway out the open doorway when her voice brings them to a halt. Blindly obedient to her even now. Even when she had agreed to allow her other children, their siblings, to be used as fodder.

“Where are you going, Alex?”

Their heart is pounding in their chest. The beat of hooves against their ribcage. Their vision is bleeding silver. The fine marble under their hand cracks as they squeeze too hard.

“To do my job. Like I should have been allowed to do the minute an artifact went missing.”

“Alex!”

They’re gone before she can try to convince them out of it. She lets them go, perhaps just as sick of this arrangement as they are.

Alex stops in their office long enough to nearly tear the door off its hinges and trash half of it looking for their overnight bag. They have an audience by the time they find it — ripping one of the handles as they yank it too fast, too hard, out of the place they had stored it — but it’s a smaller one than they would have expected. Just one person leaning against the cracked wood of the door frame with a bag of her own tossed over her shoulder, unflinching in the face of their anger. In the silver light they can’t quite keep contained. Their best friend. Their coworker. The woman they have been secretly madly in love with for so long they couldn’t quite tell when exactly it had started.

They think she has never looked more beautiful.

“I’ll drive.” She says despite the fact that the entire building knows how much she hates it. Despite the fact that Alex isn’t even officially allowed to be doing this and her joining them would risk the career she has spent years building. They don’t think she would listen if they pointed either out.

(Had it been their mother that told her? Had it been another god just as sick of this system as she was? Did Alex really care when it meant they didn’t have to do this alone.)

“I don’t know where they are.”

“You know where they’re heading. Let’s pray we find them before that.”

(Alex isn’t going to make it through this without telling her they’re in love with her. Gods, they aren’t even sure if they’ll make it through the next hour without confessing.)

She reaches out a hand to them, unafraid of the inhuman glow to their skin and the carnage around them, and Alex takes it like she is the most precious thing they have ever held.

#the elf talks #astoria fates kiss #pjo #I’m thinking this is an alternate Alex season one #like the two of them on the most stressful road trip trying to find three children and a godly nuke #peak romance tbh #rip ares he will not make it through both Alex and Percy’s rage #not sure if I will use Andy for the mcs name her or if new au new name

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achillesmonochrome · 3 years ago

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“I can bend characters to my liking, making my own versions of them where they’re more distinct and developed. I like the books more for what I want them to be than for what they are.”

I really didn’t know how to explain my love for HoO until I saw this, and honestly? Yeah, it actually makes a lot of sense.

Originally I was going to make this post a reblog, but the original poster block me, I think because they hate jasico and I talk a lot about it, and if is for that? fair.

In any case, this actually hits the spot not only for HoO, but in general.

Like, 95% of the time if I join a fandom (and by that I mean making content of it) it means I have some type of problem with the source material.

My first fandom, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, was because the ending was too open and I wanted the main characters to stick together. My Hero Academia was more in the desire of wanting shit to be gay, because at the time that was my only issue (now that changed but let’s not delve into that). How to train your dragon, because that last movie is trash and I’m DYING ON THAT HILL-

My whole point is: I think this break fanfics to the bare essentials, and that is: you feel something is missing from the original story.

I cannot talk for every single fanfic writer in this community, but I feel you wouldn’t be writing if you thought the story was perfect as it was and didn’t need anything else.

Sure, a lot of people write fanfic as a love letter to the source material (My style is mostly “I am adopting the kids you don’t deserve them”) it just feels you need to want something else in order to make you write.

I just accepted the fact that Heroes of Olympus (I could say riordanverse in general, but let me honest I rarely talk about TKC or the Magnus Saga, I only acknowledge ToA when is convenient to me, and rarely write or do stuff with pjo alone) is the piece of official media I love the most.

Of the 381 stories I had written (in a lot of different accounts) 206 are pjo related. 6 of my 8 fandoms shirts are pjo ones. I still have some of my original pjo/hoo books in spanish, despite having pjo and hoo in english already, because sentimental value. Is the only fandom I had ever come back, is the fandom where I wrote my longest one shot (15k) and the one that made me able to write something novel lengthy and win nano (that fic is around 84k words, but I am still editing so is unsure what would be the final length)

Funnily, of all the fandoms I had ever been, THIS, is the one where I can pinpoint more issues. Sure, in httyd I can pick apart the last movie for days, but without that I am mostly okay. HoO? I could pick apart all five books, and still have issues with pjo. When I say “I can roast this for hours, yes I love this saga more than any other piece of media in the world” I am not joking.

But I always wondered why that was the case; like a lot of people would hate seeing criticizing of something they love this dearly, yet I find fun in ranting about it. So despite being pro-criticizing and salt, I was always puzzle by this.

It wasn’t until I saw that comment that it suddenly made sense.

Curious fact, I was actually a mythology fan before I read pjo. My mom had tons of books, and one of them was about mythology; and I read for days the section of greek and roman gods. Not sure why, I was like 9 or 10 (maybe too young for unfiltered greek myths, but hey no one watched over me when I was a kid) and it was for that reason that when my cousin told me about the series, I accepted to read it (he recommended me a lot of shit)

My love the idea of urban fantasy, and my love for mythology works amazing for this setting. Negligent parents also helped me connect; and in one way or another, I connected so much with the HoO cast.

Like look, I loved Percy, Nico and Annabeth before HoO, I certainly loved Thalia (she has been my favourite character since book 1, literally just learning her backstory put her in that spot) yet it was after HoO that I actually became obsessed. Maybe the bigger cast helped, or hearing a voice other that Percy, but it was that.

Ultimately, as much as I love the nine, is more my idea of them that them. Like fact aside having so many protagonists is more that what RR could cope (to be fair too many protagonist or a large cast is difficult to manage to any writer), he fucks up the characterization of them constantly. Sometimes Octavian looks like he legit cares about New Rome, others he is ballocks. Nico is absolutely scared of people knowing he is gay, next book he literally confessed in an open space where anyone could hear. Hazel curses a lot in SoN, then in BoO saying “gosh darn” makes her blush.

So is impossible to like them for how they are written without wanting to leave something behind, because shit literally gets contradicted constantly.

Overall, the fact that they had potential is what makes this series so good for writing fanfics, you can fall in love with the characters enough while still wanting to write and talk about it.

And to be honest, I am baffled of how good it works out.

#pjo #hoo #heroes of olympus #percy jackon and the olympians #rick riordan #rr crit #I was bored #I know nobody cares #but still

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kanene-yaaay · 4 years ago

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31 :D

From this Ask Game

31. Do you have any OCs? Tell us about them!

Okay, so... Qhvwuvskvsgcsigauva. I have SOME OC's but most of them exist in already created universes, so I will just talk about a few of them here and the totally original under the read more because sdfghjksdfg r a m b l i n g.

* That one in the Summer Camp: Story of how Anthony and Luis met each other. Happens in a Summer Camp. Luis is more :3 and Anthony is more '-' . And then there are The Triplets who are basically demons (not literally). Pretty much comedy, drama and adventure story, however I'm not sure if will make them have a QPR or a strong friendship.

Quick ficlet of them here

* That one about Brazilian's Folklore: Ariel is the reincarnation of Iara (boi, very good at dancing, bad at walking, carpen diem), Josué is the reincarnation of Curupira (boi, anger issues, tries to be nonchalant and analytical but is actually full of feelings), Clara is the reincarnation of Anhangá (gurl, can and will adopt you, is done with this sh*t, luv all her family) and Alex (not official name) is the reincarnation of some mythic creature as well but she has no idea who (sometimes gurl sometimes boi, sleep deprived, has no idea how she got here, got adopted). Found Family, action, comedy, magic, the real and the mythical world are falling apart :D. Everyone has at least one (1) trauma.

* That one inspired by my dream: ???? (No name yet) is the princess' guardian but he failed to help her now she had to use her extremely powerful power to save the kingdown and then lost it. The Guardian is soft, tired, very gay for the princess, smort but dumb. The Princess is actually a prince, can transform in a Pan flute, is very gay for The Power™ and The guardian, has a broken moral compass but a good heart. The story is basically a queer romance but with fights, magic, axes and a boomerang.

*That one in the Universe: Sadly I lost that story in my old pendrive but the premisse is that humans are the most expressive and emotonal being in the entire universe. Their forms of art are the ones which contain an STRONG package of feelings and that is why they’re both precious and insufferables. In the Universe, most of the humans decided to be Transcripters, which is a profession where they would kind of “absorb” part of someone’s feelings of an especific memory and put them in some form of art (the other beings used to look for them in order to be more easy to bear with bad memories, traumas, ect). The form of payment was to give up of an equally important memory (for example: if you go there and ask help with an extremly painful memory, you will have to pay with and extremely happy one) but that process quickly fell apart because you can only endure take care of other’s memories without losing yours.

That story happens in a small world in the corner of the Universe with a very grumpy human who has the craziest things on their smoll planet and an alien (kind of?) who just fell there and has no memories. :D)/

*Now my indulgence OCs because why not, am I right!

1°) Mika: She is in Naruto's universe and anivayfaksgyva it was my first fandom, okay? Sush. She creates clones that owns part of her personality (heavily inspired by Raven of Teen Titans).

2°) ????? (Probably Melissa. Idk): Teen Titans universe. Water powers

3°) Alex: TMNT 2012 universe. Actually has a kind of complex story. I really like her. No powers only a stick with a chain with a metal ball attached to it

4°) Sam: MCU universe. No powers only an invisible suit that allows her to try to save the civilians when the fight happens because the city is basically destroyed. Has a hamster :D

5°) Sam (but not the first Sam): Travels between universes. Genderfluid. She can't control her traveling and if she dies in any universe her existence will be erased from all the realities (except her house because not even the death can erase the love. Yeah, cliché. Fight me). I also like her. Happy ending.

6º) Robin: PJO, not very good story but has a cool friend (kind of??) callled Inner. I like Inner.

7º) ????: Bnha. Not very complex story but I am still fond of it.

8º) Based on Sanders Sides I also created my sides and dfghswdefgtcvbdcfvg they’re also six and one of them is a T-side because I am tickle trash :D)/.

And those are the ones I remember! I never talk a lot about my OCs but it was cool to make this post!

#Kanene being Kanene #My OCs #Wow #Wooow #Yeah I daydream a lot about their stories sxdfghjsdfgtyujcvb #But almost don't write it xDD #Random #Ask Game #Askys #Mari is precious #Thank you very much!#Kanene's Askys #long post #a lot of grammar mistakes probably

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d3adguyy · 5 years ago

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ok so this headcanon/au list is weeks of me randomly writing down stuff. (i may make a list of some more uh... nsfw headcanons later on, but idk)

also, some of these aus are very dumb and unrealistic, but whatever, so

there is no beetlebabes shipping in this at all. don’t even try. the only shipping is charles/delia (do they have an official ship name?) and adam/barbara/beetlejuice, which is beetlelands and/or goldenrat!

(some of these are very unrealistic/basically just me projecting but this is my list and i’ll Do What I Want)

also, fuck formatting, i’m too lazy

- au where higher powered demons/ghouls have wings. naturally, beetlejuice has them and he is a fucking disaster. he knocks shit over, gets them caught on everything, and will knock people over. (somehow, they’re the only thing that’s actually clean)

- au in which the netherworld had a more lasting effect on lydia, and causes her to have sort of “fainting” spells (there’s a whole long and convoluted explanation but i’m too lazy to type it out.) since this is obviously bad for multiple reasons, beej turns into a “service” dog to help her at school (the fact that he knows lydia is being bullied may have influenced his decision)

- lydia and beetlejuice share one, very very damaged brain cell between them. they’re both smart in their own ways, but the second they try and solve something together? nothing. they usually end up almost going through with a stupid scheme until someone stops them last minute

- they may not have a dog, but (big) sandy the sandworm is just as happy to play fetch

- they also have a “girls” night once a week, in which they watch crappy horror movies, paint their nails, talk shit about people, and beetlejuice gushes complains about the maitlands

- bj can actually speak quite a few languages (he’s been around quite a long time, after all) however, he chooses to hide this fact until a time where he can a) freak someone out or b) show off

- bj follows lydia to school occasionally and will either make snide comments about the other students, or tell lydia what they’re doing on their phones (lydia sometimes hears things she wishes she had never known)

- lydia and beetlejuice stay “married”, but only in a convinient way (financial aid and tax benefits ftw, beetlebabes fuck off)

- beetlejuice plays the ukulele (as shown in the musical) and you can sometimes hear him playing on the roof (if he sees anyone listening he’ll immediately stop and go pink and disappear)

- bj and lydia go to pride every year, and Fuck Shit Up in a (mostly) legal way. once the maitlands figure out how to leave the house, they accompany them and let loose and join them in their chaos. delia eventually starts coming as well. charles stays home to preserve his sanity.

- beetlejuice figures out the maitlands can leave the house so long as they have a piece of it with them, and so makes them bracelets with wood from the house. they’re both extremely happy and grateful.

- beetlejuice and miss argentina are pals, and hung out together when beej used to spend all of his time in the underworld (he still pops by to visit her occasionally, and even helped her with the backlash/work after juno died)

- au where it’s now book of mormon, and lydia and bj are paired up for a mission. chaos ensues. (don’t ask me how this one would work, because i honestly don’t know.)

- lydia has a sleepover at her house with school friends. one of them brings a ouija board. beej and the maitlands decided to have time fun with it, and lydia tries not to crack up watching them.

- delia and beetlejuice are friends (bc they lowkey have a decent amnt in common ngl) and delia will occasionally join in on beej & lyds’ schemes

- delia treats beej like a son due to him acting like lydia’s crazy and feral (yet very loving and overprotective) older brother. charles doesn’t get it, but it makes her happy so he goes along with it.

- just like beej and lyds have “girls night”, delia, barbara, and beetlejuice have something similar where they drink wine, gossip about the neighborhood moms, and watch shitty reality tv and yell at the screen. charles tried to interrupt once and got a bottle of wine thrown at him (courtesy of delia)

- beetlejuice and lydia are Trans As Fuck (lydia’s lesbian and beej is pan) the maitlands are both bi, delia is pan and charles is Straight.

- souleater au where lydia is the meister and bj is her weapon

- beetlejuice has a love of all things circus. (he’s surprisingly good at trapeze, and not-so-surprisingly good at fire eating and breathing)

- beej has a big fat crush on the maitlands, but him being the emotionally stunted demon he is, has absolutely no idea how to express this

- the maitlands suspect that bj is crushing on them, but they aren’t completely sure (they still think he’s adorable, though)

- beej loves cuddling. that’s it, that’s the headcanon. he is a very touchy person (and not just in a perverted way.) he and lydia can be seen cuddling in bed binging horror movies, and bj is known to get comfy on the couch that is definitely not big enough for both him and the maitlands. (also, beej loves being the little spoon.)

- lydia and delia share a very niche interest in astrology, and it’s probably one of the only things they have in common. (delia still loves lydia and lydia loves her too, even if she would never admit it)

- au where lydia dies in some accident, and beetlejuice pulls a bunch of strings to make her a demon. he now has to train her to use her newly gained powers. (to make her a demon, they had to be related, so he adopts her as his younger sister)

- to mash together the au above and the wing au from the top of the list, one day lydia starts growing wings and beetlejuice couldn’t be prouder.

- the maitlands have really dumb (but cute) nicknames for beetlejuice (gummyworm, teddy bear, marshmallow, etc. they occasionally call him lawrence, which makes him melt.) lydia has borderline insulting nicknames for bj (trash man, hobo, stinky bastard, etc.) and charles and delia just call him random variations of his name (mr. juice, beetleman, mr. beetle, etc. they will use his full name if he does something too chaotic, and it’s then he knows to run)

(i just lost a bunch of headcanons and aus because tumblr unexpectedly closed :( i’m gonna try my best to re-write them all. i’m also grouping all the aus together before i re-write the headcanons, so get ready lol)

- pjo au!

• lydia is a daughter of persephone, and starts attending camp at age 12 (persephone doesn’t actually have a kid with charles, she just lends her magic to lydia’s mom in order for them to have a kid, as she actively was a worshipper of persephone, and that ends up making lydia a half blood.)

• beetlejuice was a son of hectate, but died after performing wayyyy too many rituals to increase his magic, and it eventually got too much to control and the strain killed him. he keeps his powers when he dies though. (he got banished from the underworld and was tied to a living soul for as long as they lived - it was lydia, so now they Fuck Shit Up together. hades regrets his choice of punishment.)

• barbara is a daughter of harmonia

• adam is a son of hephaestus

• delia is a legacy of eros

barbara and adam are instructors at camp halfblood (barbara teaching pottery and adam teaching woodworking)

they take lydia under their wing when they notice she doesn’t really have friends, and so they eventually meet beetlejuice (he has a Big Crush on them but refuses to do anything about it. for now.)

- hunger games au time! (at this point i’m just doing aus of all of the old young adult series i used to read)

• beetlejuice and lydia were the tributes chosen from district 12 (with beetlejuice volunteering to protect lydia during the games)

• their mentor is juno, who is an asshole and is utterly useless, as she doesn’t think they have any chance

• the maitlands are a couple that live in the capitol, even if they really don’t agree with the morals and lifestyle. they are huge sponsors for bj and lyds during the games.

• beej and lyds are the last ones standing, and after all the trouble that beetlejuice has made the capitol go through during the games, they decide it isn’t worth it to try and kill them, so they both win.

• the maitlands secretly take in both of them after the games

• charles flips houses and delia is an artist, they know about the maitlands and help keep the secret

- time for the divergent au nobody asked for!

• lydia was born erudite and transferred dauntless (she could’ve stayed erudite as well)

• beetlejuice was born dauntless and stayed (he did have an aptitude for amity, but he’ll take that to the grave)

• barbara was born erudite and transferred amity

• adam was born abnegation and transferred amity

• charles was born erudite and stayed

• delia was born amity and transferred erudite (she had aptitude for candor as well)

beej is lydia’s trainer when she joins dauntless, and they become inserperable during and after training. (lydia graduates top of her class - she would’ve despite beetlejuice, but it didn’t hurt to have him)

(taking some liberties here and making it so that factions can interact with each other outside of school and mandatory events, however intermarriage and dating between factions is a no no)

the maitlands find beetlejuice doing Stupid Shit in the woods near amity. this happens a few times, with bj and lyds running away each time, until they finally catch them and they all meet.

the maitlands take lyds under their wing, but don’t know what to think about beetlejuice (they secretly adore him, but won’t be telling him that anytime soon. bj has a Humongous Crush on them, and tells them. eventually. they end up dating despite the illegality of it)

the deetzes end up finding out about the dating, and keep it secret, even though hey aren’t particularly fond of beej. yet.

- and now time for a warrior cats au. time to bring up those repressed memories :)

(ok so again, more liberties, cats can choose to join another clan when they become apprentices, and the clans interact a lot more outside of meetings and battles. also the only one i have a warrior name for is beetlejuice, because his would literally just be Beetlejuice)

• beetlejuice was born a loner and eventually joined shadow clan as an apprentice

• lydia was born thunder clan and transferred to shadow clan, and was chosen to be a medicine cat

• barbara would be river clan and stay there

• adam would be thunder clan and transfer to river clan to be with barbs

• charles and delia were both born and stayed in thunder clan

beej is lyd’s mentor for non-medicine cat stuff (as shadow clan teaches their med cats to fight, and i feel like they would get all of the same training normal apprentices did, such as hunting)

lyds and the maitlands get along and hang out a lot, and beetlejuice just kinda trails along. yet again he has a crush on them. however, he minimizes his time with them so that they don’t find reasons to dislike him (in his eyes)

- ok so we’ve done one cat au, time for a much more niche one! this one is based on the book claws, by mike and rachel grinti. (it’s a middle school level book for sure, but i picked it up sometime in elementary school and i still love it now that i’m older)

• beej as jack (although he still has magic, his magic is just super chaotic and hard to control) lyds as emma, and they go on a quest for how lydia’s mom died (something to do with the faries)

• beetlejuice only agrees to do the quest because he wants a friend, which was really the whole reason behind giving lydia the heart.

• the maitlands are part of the pride that lyds takes over. they were wary of her at first, but backed her up when she needed it. they warmed up to her quickly after that, and they take her under their wing to show her the ropes of how prides work

beej continues to hang out with lydia, but isn’t really accepted by the pride for the most part, with the maitlands being the closest to being his friends. this eventually changes, and they grow closer over time.

- small httyd au: lydia is a viking, her dad is a high ranking official, her mom killed in a dragon raid, delia still does art ig.

• the maitlands are dragons, and lydia befriends them. she later befriends another dragon, beetlejuice. she eventually teaches the villiage dragons are good and all that jazz.

- ok back to headcanons now: adam rescued injured wildlife when he was alive, and that hasn’t stopped now that he’s dead. a section of the roof is dedicated to little habitats/enclosures for injured animals, so that they can rest up and heal

- although she isn’t so good at rescuing animals like adam is, barbara still loves animals. (beetlejuice will turn into different animals so that he has an excuse to cuddle her)

- bj secretly enjoys how vanilla/naive the maitlands can be, and thinks it’s really cute

- beetlejuice is actually pretty good at cooking, and will make dinner for him and the maitlands on date night. (he also cooks comfort food for people when they’re upset)

- bj is an internet troll. that’s it that’s the headcanon.

- beetlejuice wasn’t born or anything, juno just kinda made him by accident, and that’s why she hates him so much. so, one day beetlejuice just came into existence, a full 5ft 8inches of pure chaos.

this headcanon is a bit odd for me, because it changes depending on the story/plot i’m thinking about, so i’m now reintroducing the trans headcanons so i can explain how it would work.

he presented as female for a while before saying “fuck that” and coming out. he would’ve done it sooner, but seeing as he just started existing one day, it took a bit for him to realize that not wanting to be the gender he was born as just Wasn’t Normal. idk if the netherworld has hrt, but im basing my version of it more off the cartoon, in which people have like houses and lives, i’m assuming it exists, so he got hrt surgery n shit

on the other side, when this headcanon doesn’t apply, he was about 16 when he came out, his parents said Fuck That because he was growing up pretty far in the past (idk exact time period, but trans people were a big No No) and he ended up offing himself. he ends up altering his appearance or going through hrt/surgery in the netherworld.

- in a human au, because i just thought of thi, he’d come out at age 16 still, and juno, shitty parent she is, kicks him out. the deetzes take him in, with lydia being about 14ish, and the maitlands are their tenants who become the second set of parents. (lydia is trans in human au)

- continuing the trans hc, lydia and her parents suspected when she was about 9ish, and so after having it confirmed by multiple doctors and specialists, was put on blockers until she could start hrt at 16. it’s a very happy day when she turns 16 and beetlejuice definitely doesn’t cry

- beetlejuice has a phobia of water and that’s one reason why he doesn’t shower (the maitlands eventually help him deal with it enough to be able to shower/bathe occasionally, because he still does like his trashy look)

- bj does drag. lydia and delia help him with makeup and clothing.

- beej also worked as a male stripper for a time at dante’s inferno in the netherworld. he’s amazing at pole dancing, and he can walk like a pro in heels.

- also, because heels autocorrected to heelys st first, beej owns heelys and will zoom around the house in them. lydia eventually buys a pair for herself and they Go Crazy

i think that’ll end off this list for now, as it’s gotten pretty long. there’s a good chance i’ll make another one in the future, but for now, thats all folks!

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ionlygobye · 7 years ago

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All the gays. 1 - 30

1. describe your idea of a perfect date

I ain’t very high maintenance, so just classic dinner and/or movie. Really we can do anything together so long as we are just doing it together.

2. whats your “type”

Absolute nerds, to be hones.They have interests in a lot of cool things and it’s easier to connect than if it was some obscure music. It’s just nice to talk with them

3. do you want kids?

Not exactly. One, kids are kinda a handful, loud, annoying. I’m also not the most responsible of people, and I feel that I’d be as bad of a parents as mine were to me. So, it’d be bad on both sides

4. if you do, will you adopt or use some other form of child birth?

If I ever were to, it’d be adoption. And a teenager, cause they already have a sense of autonomy.

5. describe the cutest date you’ve ever been on

I think one of the best is a boy driving 100 miles so I could spend time with him to be at Disneyland. We had fun here, and loved the haunted mansion ride

6. describe your experience having sex for the first time (were you nervous? or was it easy peasy?)

I was nervous, the guy was pretty helpful, and it took forever wit little payoff.

7. are you a morning time gay or night time gay?

Morning, which is a problem because most of my friends are not

8. opinion on nap dates?

Those sound nice, though I’ve never had one personally

9. opinion on brown eyes?

I do’t like my own, but almost everyone else I see with them makes it work

10. dog gay or cat gay?

Dog gay.

11. would you ever date someone who owned rodents or reptiles?

Of course, pets are pets. You wanna pet a doggo or a snek, it’s still a pet

12. whats a turn off you look for before you start officially dating someone

Any form of rudeness is an immediate turn off, I hate that kind of thing

13. what is a misconception you had about lgb people before you realized you were one?

That they were just..bad. I was young and stupid, and I didn’t realize I didn’t know why or how they were bad, I was just told they were

14. what is a piece of advice you would give to your younger self

No matter who you like, you’re not bad. Don’t let the words get to you

15. (if attracted to more than one gender) do you have different “types” for different genders?

N/A

16. who is an ex you regret?

I haven’t dated enough people for that

17. night club gay or cafe gay?

Cafe, nice and calm, and often free wifi

18. who is one person you would “go straight” for

Bleh. If I absolutely had to choose, I guess my one friend Alejandra, but like, that’s only cause she’s super nice rather than any sort of. Attraction. Again. Bleh.

19. video game gay, book gay, or movie gay?

I suppose if I have to choose, books. They’re a good form of escapism that can’t easily be taken away from you, let you imagine a world other than reality.

20. favourite gay ship (canon or not)

I am PJO trash, Solangelo all the way. And it does help that it is canon

21. favourite gay youtuber

I know most who know me would guess Thomas Sanders, but I’d have to go with brutalmoose. His sense of humor is just closer to mine.

22. have you ever unknowingly asked out a straight person?

Once. This really cute guy from my theatre class. He was a good guy, and let me down gentle, and we were good friends but it is. embarrassing,

23. have you ever been in love?

I am. Very much so,

24. have you ever been heartbroken?

A couple times., but I’m kinda glad about those. Each one was an opportunity to grow.

25. how do you determine if you want to be them or be with someone

To be them is to have their talents, to sing like them, perform like them, have friends like them. To be with them is to be fine being alone and doing nothing together, sometimes doing something, but not always.

26. favourite lgb musician/band

I don’t know any

27. what is a piece of advice you have for young / baby gays

Be careful. People are going to constantly tell you what you’re identity means. Only you can decide what that is.

28. are you out? if so how did you come out

I came out to immediate family in a letter, and then in an announcement at a graduation party

29. what is the most uncomfortable / strange coming out experience you have

The grad party took a lot of courage to build up. Some people seem to forget about it altogether. My family talks like I like girls all the time.

30. what is a piece of advice for people who may not be in a safe place to express their sexuality

You will find your place. For now, just hold on. Things will get better some day.

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